"That time of the month"
What?
If you have a wife like I do you should know there is a time of month where the woman spills blood in the night. What is this and what does it mean? Does it mean she is demon possessed or maybe she is having an orgasm. In all truth we all know women don't have orgasms. All women just lie on their backs and let you do your thing then you have a baby. Actually women hate sex and they usually cry during it as does my wife. It is a painful experience for the woman but she must go through it to have the baby being born.
Anyway, why do women do this? Genesis reveals that women were punished since the female, Eve, bit into the apple and took the rest of mankind down with her. Women had greater punishment from now on since they were the first sinners. Things like childbirth or what's left when a womb isn't seeded so the baby can sprout. So because of woman's sins she has to pay with the pain of having "that time of the month".
What
do I do when a woman has "That time of the month"?
Leviticus 15
19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in
her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth
her shall be unclean until the even.
Set the woman off aside from people and make sure she is away. She is unclean and if you touch her you will be filthy and dirty as she is.
(Make sure you lock her up since she is evil and unclean at this time and can defile you! Keep the evil at bay!!)
Leviticus 15
22 And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat
upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until
the even.
If you accidentally touch her directly or anything she has touched anyway, you MUST clean your body completely with soap and water, but I suggest baths in tomato sauce to get rid of the stench and filthiness. Make sure she is away from society to. Designate a certain room or shed as a holding pen for when she has her "time of the month". Make sure there is enough water and food stored for her to consume when she is in demonic state.
Make yourself a calendar ready for the time the weeks come where you must lock her up to keep her and yourself safe. You must do this since she may spread her red defilement in your bed. For the the Bible says:
Leviticus 15
24 And if any man lie with her at all, and her
flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he
lieth shall be unclean.
What do I do seven days after once she is clean?
Leviticus 15
28 But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she
shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean.
Keep her locked up for seven more days. She still needs to to cleanse the demons from her. Then the final step must be taken to rid her of the evil. She must take either two turtles or two young pigeons to a priest like myself and then I will sacrifice one for the woman's sins and then I'll set the other one on fire to burn her uncleanness and make her clean again.
Leviticus 15
29 And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two
turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of
the tabernacle of the congregation.
Leviticus 15
30 And the priest shall offer the one for a sin
offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an
atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness.
Anything Else?
Nope, it's really that simple folks. God made it simple for us to clean our women away from evil and this is a way to cleanse them from doing evil things while protecting ourselves. Societies that don't follow these processes have murder rates, divorce, rape, homosexuality....everything. Follow these easy to follow rules from God and you and your community will be happy and safe. God cares and so should you. God loves you!
