Kidz, God loves you! Daddy and Mommy have bought you Potty Videos to make you a Super-Duper Pooper?! It was just a few years back you were singing that neat tune! Sing along!!

♫ I’m a Super Duper Pooper,
♪ I can potty with the best.
♫ No more diapers to get in my way,
♪ I bet you are impressed!

♫ I’m a Super Duper Pooper,
♪ I know when I have to go.
♫ Take a bow, I’m a big kid now,
♪ I’m the best pooper you know!

YEEEAAAHHH!!! Give yourself a Gold Star!!

Now you are cool! You have your own star and you know how to potty correctly, but when happens why you have to potty when there are no toilets? Oh no! What ever will we do!?

Don't worry, God is here to save the day!

When you are out camping it is very important to have a place to go Potty. If you don't have an RV with a Potty or a Potty House nearby, just rent a Port-A-Potty!

Deuteronomy 23:12

You shall have a place outside the camp, and you shall go out to it.

What happens though if you're like Soldier Dan in the Free Democratic Country of Iraq. Uh oh! Soldier Dan is lost in the desert and needs to go Potty! What will he ever do?!!

Deuteronomy 23:13

And you shall have a trowel with your tools, and when you sit down outside, you shall dig a hole with it and turn back and cover up your excrement.

God commands us to always have a trowel with our things when we are out at camp. Soldier Dan was smart to always carry a trowel with him as God ordered!

So when you are outside and alone and have to go Potty, remember to dig a hole into the ground with your Holy Trowel, and go Potty in the hole that you dug. Also remember to not turn back to look at your Doody when you have finished your Potty Time or God might turn you to salt like He did to Lot's wife!

Genesis 19:26

But his wife looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt.

Remember, it's important to cover your Doody with dirt, using the Holy Trowel you always carry with you! Covering your Doody makes where you went Potty a Holy Place, but if you Doody and don't cover it up, God will come and find it and He will get so angry that He will be mad and send you to Hell!

Deuteronomy 23:14

Because the LORD your God walks in the midst of your camp, to deliver you and to give up your enemies before you, therefore your camp must be holy, so that he may not see anything indecent among you and turn away from you.