The Rohde Letter
Some moranic Liberal recently sent me this letter in. I SLAUGHTERED THIS IDIOT MORAN!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! It was so long and deep I thought it important to make an example of. Here is the complete original in it's original context:
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From: "Patrick Rohde"
<bill_the_butcher22@hotmail.com>
To : <pastorjimn@pastors.com>
Date : Sat, 18 Oct 2003 21:43:59 -0700
Subject : to the oppressors of childrens' minds
Today, my dad addressed me in a disrespectful manner about the subject of my adult self-sleeping over at my girlfriend’s house. It began with a large spiel on how my actions undermined the moral standards of my family and how President Reagan would not approve, even though I don’t think he has the mental capability to make up his mind on anything. My dad brought up the fact that me being a young Republican Christian white kid, that I should have a standard.......WOAH! WOAH! Hold your horses! Golly gee whiz, you relic from the Republican 50’s, I’m not a republican and I’m not a Christian. At this point my perspective of my dad evolved into a whiny envisionment of Ann Coulter, and I was tempted to go into my room, grab my newly sharpened samurai blade and proceed to go reenact a scene from Kill Bill on my home based representation of the Christian right wing. Reality crashed in and the year once again became 2003 rather than 1986, and we threw down the gloves in a moral and ethical argument. The Christian right has always distorted the public image to make it more extreme than it actually is, case in point my father thinking that me staying over at my girlfriend’s house for one night entails the two of us shagging until dawn, which did not happen so all of you perverts take your hands off your dicks and/or thighs. This previous sentence alone would make me target for an ethical mob squad of religious Republicans who find my Liberal vocab to be harsh and inappropriate for the ears of their precious children who are to be modeled for white Christian republican supremacy, and little do they know their 9 year old has been watching porn for two years and their dog just pissed on their carpet. The religious right has spawned a variety of hate groups and radical activists that plague our society and governmental system by the minute. But wait? These are Christians...moral upstanding, men and women who only wish to share the love of god throughout their community. I’m sure that pastor had every thought in spreading the word of God when he brutally murdered that doctor from the abortion clinic. Oh but that was an eye for an eye, just like the bible says, oh but lest we forget that two wrongs don’t make a right. I don’t think abortion doctors are very proud of killing babies when they are flipping back those crisp greenbacks, and even so it was the mothers right to choose, it is her body, not God’s or any other deities or yours of the Christian right. Or how about spreading the love of Jesus and republicanism by molesting kids in school parishes, or kidnapping young girls to be part of polygamy, yeah that sounds religious and republican. Now I am a moderate liberal, which cuts off the republican ability, specifically Ann Coultre’s ability to charge me with Marxism and Communism, and I am straight, which cuts off your ability to call me a alienated homosexual. Which brings me to my next point of contention, and my questioning of why the Christian right has to spurn the gay population of America. What have they done to earn such blatant aggression and intolerance? Gay people are generally nice people, a lot nicer than most Christians I have ever met. Take that television show, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, I think it would be nice to have those guys come in and modernize my house, rather than turn it into the House That God Built. Give me a break. How can the right wing even prove there is a god? Maybe we can have the Bush administration say they found God but due to a terrorist plot they cannot reveal him to the public. When in fact it’s just Dick Cheney thinking he is God just because he hold’s a series of marionette strings around the president. The religious right is almost as bad as the ACLU, they seem to forget that they are equal opportunity and that only their white Aryan souls can be saved. Racism is garbage and after ages of cultural evolution the Republicans stand as a wall between our potential futures. I’m tired of you old Christian republicans brainwashing your children with your political propaganda, allowing yourselves to spawn like viruses upon this great country. The 50’s and 80’s are dead and so is conservatism. Let your children make up their own minds you Nazi-bastards. Remind me to send a letter to Himmler asking for forgiveness in comparing the Third Reich to the Republicans, because know the latter is much more manipulative and much more destructive than the National Socialist party ever could have been. I’m not some mindless hippy you can just push around, I want the right to live my life by my own standards of happiness and I’m not going to allow some brainwashing money machine to drag me down into the depths of ignorant thought.
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I'll respond to this in sections:
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My dad brought up the fact that me being a young Republican Christian white kid, that I should have a standard.......WOAH! WOAH! Hold your horses! Golly gee whiz, you relic from the Republican 50’s, I’m not a republican and I’m not a Christian.
You know what that means LIEberal!?!
Matthew
15
4 For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and
mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.
Deuteronomy 21
18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son,
which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and
that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on
him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his
place;
20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city,
This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a
glutton, and a drunkard.
21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with
stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel
shall hear, and fear.
HOW DARE YOU! Your father should slay you for your blasphemy you whiny little Faggot! Back when the LIEberals didn't run the country, CHRISTIAN LAW was in toil, you would have been stoned to death by the townspeople you BLASPHEMOUS ANGRY WRETCH!
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The Christian right has always distorted the public image to make it more extreme than it actually is, case in point my father thinking that me staying over at my girlfriend’s house for one night entails the two of us shagging until dawn, which did not happen so all of you perverts take your hands off your dicks and/or thighs.
Shagging? There are tobacco crops in California? (Your IP address says your from Southern California). Besides, you and your girlfriend should work harvesting the tobacco crops in the day, not at night. You might get abducted by those aliens who make the crop circles.
WHY do you call me a pervert?!! Do I sound like a Mary-Worshipper to you!?!?
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The religious right has spawned a variety of hate groups and radical activists that plague our society and governmental system by the minute.
Name one! Christians are all about CHRISTIAN LOVE!! Read your the Bible DEMON....oh wait that's right it will BURN YOUR EYE SOCKETS OUT!!! HAAAHAHAA!!! Ask those Forest Nigger, "Native Americans" what Christian Love is. They know. We simply follow the Bible. It's funny how the Liberal twists what is Good into evil and what is evil into was is good.
Isaiah
5
20 Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil;
that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet,
and sweet for bitter!
I'M NOT FALLING FOR YOUR TRICKS YOU SERVANT OF SATAN YOU!!
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These are Christians...moral upstanding, men and women who only wish to share the love of god throughout their community.
Finally, your being honest.
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I’m sure that pastor had every thought in spreading the word of God when he brutally murdered that doctor from the abortion clinic. Oh but that was an eye for an eye, just like the bible says, oh but lest we forget that two wrongs don’t make a right. I don’t think abortion doctors are very proud of killing babies when they are flipping back those crisp greenbacks, and even so it was the mothers right to choose, it is her body, not God’s or any other deities or yours of the Christian right.
Brutally murdered? Excuse me, you have things backwards. Murder is when a Christian (a human) kills a Christian. If human slays an infidel (a demon/beast) it is no different from a fly. This is one of the reasons why God hates Jews so much since in their 10 Commandments it says "Thou shall not kill" instead of "Thou shall not murder". There is a difference between the two, and those hooked nosed freaks have established their immoral atheistic ideals of "Peace and Love". I am a Christian, and I want WAR!! It's in my blood, it's in my Bible.
Deuteronomy
13
1 If there arise among you a prophet, or a dreamer
of dreams, and giveth thee a sign or a wonder,
2 And the sign or the wonder come to pass, whereof
he spake unto thee, saying, Let us go after other gods, which thou hast not
known, and let us serve them;
3 Thou shalt not hearken unto the words of that
prophet, or that dreamer of dreams: for the LORD your God proveth you, to know
whether ye love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul.
4 Ye shall walk after the LORD your God, and fear
him, and keep his commandments, and obey his voice, and ye shall serve him, and
cleave unto him.
5 And that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams, shall
be put to death; because he hath spoken to turn you away from the LORD your God,
which brought you out of the land of Egypt, and redeemed you out of the house of
bondage, to thrust thee out of the way which the LORD thy God commanded thee to
walk in. So shalt thou put the evil away from the midst of thee.
6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son,
or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own
soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou
hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round
about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth
even unto the other end of the earth;
8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto
him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt
thou conceal him:
9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall
be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the
people.
10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he
die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which
brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
11 And all Israel shall hear, and fear, and shall do
no more any such wickedness as this is among you.
12 If thou shalt hear say in one of thy cities,
which the LORD thy God hath given thee to dwell there, saying,
13 Certain men, the children of Belial, are gone out
from among you, and have withdrawn the inhabitants of their city, saying, Let us
go and serve other gods, which ye have not known;
14 Then shalt thou enquire, and make search, and ask
diligently; and, behold, if it be truth, and the thing certain, that such
abomination is wrought among you;
15 Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that
city with the edge of the sword, destroying it utterly, and all that is therein,
and the cattle thereof, with the edge of the sword.
16 And thou shalt gather all the spoil of it into
the midst of the street thereof, and shalt burn with fire the city, and all the
spoil thereof every whit, for the LORD thy God: and it shall be an heap for
ever; it shall not be built again.
17 And there shall cleave nought of the cursed thing
to thine hand: that the LORD may turn from the fierceness of his anger, and shew
thee mercy, and have compassion upon thee, and multiply thee, as he hath sworn
unto thy fathers;
18 When thou shalt hearken to the voice of the LORD
thy God, to keep all his commandments which I command thee this day, to do that
which is right in the eyes of the LORD thy God.
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Or how about spreading the love of Jesus and republicanism by molesting kids in school parishes, or kidnapping young girls to be part of polygamy, yeah that sounds religious and republican.
You're going to Hell.
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Which brings me to my next point of contention, and my questioning of why the Christian right has to spurn the gay population of America. What have they done to earn such blatant aggression and intolerance? Gay people are generally nice people, a lot nicer than most Christians I have ever met. Take that television show, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, I think it would be nice to have those guys come in and modernize my house, rather than turn it into the House That God Built. Give me a break.
It's as simple as this:
Leviticus
20
13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with
a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to
death; their blood shall be upon them.
We Christians are just trying to protect ourselves from those fags who bathe in their own vomit like the dogs they are and lick each other's shit filled anuses. Nice you wackos. We don't hate you, we just show Christian Love.
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How can the right wing even prove there is a god?
Well well well, it's as simple as the 1st Commandment.
Exodus
20
3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
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The religious right is almost as bad as the ACLU, they seem to forget that they are equal opportunity and that only their white Aryan souls can be saved.
Okay. Let's set things straight.
Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he
called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified.
Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to
himself, according to the good pleasure of his will.
God predestinated us to be as we all are because....
Psalm
147
5 Great is our Lord, and of great power: his
understanding is infinite.
I'm noting this for all the LIEberal "Christians" who say there is freewill. How could an all-knowing God know something in advance when Creating it? This means GOD CREATED PEOPLE TO EITHER BE HUMANS (CHRISTIAN) OR DEMONS (NON-CHRISTIANS)!!! IT'S THAT SIMPLE!!
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Racism is garbage and after ages of cultural evolution the Republicans stand as a wall between our potential futures.
Evolution is for idiots.
Let me show you how Creationism works. PAY ATTENTION DEMONS!!
DUH YOU STUPID LIBERALS!! IT'S ALL IN THE BIBLE!! WAKE UP YOU THICK HEADED MORANS!!
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I’m tired of you old Christian republicans brainwashing your children with your political propaganda, allowing yourselves to spawn like viruses upon this great country.
This country was founded by CHRISTIANITY IDIOT! Do some research on Witch burnings and the extermination of those demonic Native Americans with their tree-hugging pacifistic ways! Such immorality and Anti-Family values sicken me!
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Let your children make up their own minds you Nazi-bastards.
What's wrong with Nazism?
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