Members' Articles: Morfos
How to Achieve World Domination
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Before I start, I would like to thank Pastor Jim for showing me the light and the truth of Christianity. As for the need to notify the world and destroy the heathens!
Step 1: Get those heretical Democrats out of the way! The are opposed to empire building and nuclear warfare! We cannot allow them to get in our way. We must accuse them of treason and get them out of power. The Republican Party shall become the official party of America.
Step 2: We must indocrinate our citizens into believing in world order. We must tell them the following truths: Complete Domination of the planet Earth is the only way to bring order, peace, and prosperity across the world. With all the nations united as one world empire; there will be no more war; no more suffering! With complete power of law enforcement and the removement of heretics; we shall achieve a global utopia free of chaos.
Step 3: This is where things get bloody. We must develope more nuetron
bombs. What I also hear is that neutron bombs destroy all complex life with radiation while leaving all the buildings and materials usable after detonation. With larger nuetron bombs, we could wipe out the population of a city and then occupy it afterwards. Although nukes are powerful, everybody has them and they are too dangerous due to the radiation left afterwards and the fact that it destroys everything. Nuetron barriers allows us to destroy heathen life and then occupy everything they had! We must mass produce these bombs quickly in order to procede to the next step in world domination. Or should I say true Christian domination.
Step 4: We come to a problem, even with the nuetron bomb other countries can destroy the world by using nuclear missles. The simple solution is to fire nuetron bombs at every nuclear arms facility in the world! Build anti-missle systems incase we miss a few of course. With knowledge of where the nuclear arms are, we can destroy everybody occupying the bases. After that we can sen our armed forces to take over all the nuclear facilities in the world. This will prohibit their abilities to resist our pure power. After that we can do the same to every single military base that we know the location of. This will lead the rest of the world defensless. When that happens; we shall use the nuetron bombs as sources of fear to bring the world together under our rule.
Step 5: Send the indocrination to every nation on Earth except for those destined to be destroyed in the next step. This will allow us to have a popular united society. When everybody in the world is required to be indocrinated every day; they'll never question what we say! We will control the minds of the people. They shall be taught to respect the wills of God and his warrior Emporer Jim. Those who question it shall be punished accordingly; we cannot allow treasonous ideas. All ideas that go against the empire, shall be suppressed inmediately.
Step 6: Kill off everybody who resists our rule, including everybody in the Middle East. We shall use the neutron bomb to whipe out their entire race. After all original occupants are destroyed; we shall occupy it ourselves and exploit all their recourses. We shall also demonstrate what'll happen to those who rebel.
Step 7: We shall announce the world as one empire. Nobody shall oppose us, we shall bring peace and order to the planet for the first time in histary! We shall teach everybody the gospel; and Christianity shall become the official religion of the world; just like God wanted. It is our mission to bring the teachings of the gospel to every kingdom on earth. Now we are the only kingdom that rules the entire world. The truth is, either they listen to us, or they all burn in hell. The firey pits of hell and the reward of heaven shall deter anyone from even thinking about rebelling. Everybody is either a Christian or a traitor. Traitors shall ultimately be sentenced to death.
Step 8: Christian Science shall rule the day! We shall hire Christian scientists to make new discoveries. We shall build a mechanical army to protect the world. Robotic infantry can be easily mass produced. We will descover the ability to prevent death; that way Pastor Jim can rule the planet until judgment day!
Now lets get to the questions and answers:
Q: But isn't genocide considered evil?
A: This genocide is necessary to bring peace and order to the planet. We shall end both war and misery. Just imagine no crime, war, poverty, liberalism, murder, etc.... Thats the world that we shall bring you today.
Q: Wait a second, I thought you were a woman; who will listen to you?
A: Pastor Jim shall give the following instructions to rule the world. It'll be his orders; only a preacher has the authority to give these orders.
Q: How do we win the presidency and the Congress?
A: We already have.
Q: How will we do away with the Democrats?
A: Simple, '06 and '08 we shall almost eliminate the Democrats using voting machines controlled by God.
If you have any other questions please ask. BTW, thanks one against for showing me the truth. As a former liberal; I must apologize for my sins of being a liberal. Liberalism is evil and must be destroyed. I now realize that and you'll make the greatest emporer this world will ever see! Since you are a messanger of God, who could possibly be better to rule than you? May God be with us all!