Megan's Law
FINALLY! A piece of American legislation which allows True Christian Justice to be used on the Evil-doers in America -- Just like in the Scarlet Letter!! God bless America!!
God bless America! Finally a decent law which enforces True Christian Family Values and Law onto our troubled and Satanic, Liberal infested society! On this page we will discuss what Megan's Law is while debunking the idiotic claims of the Liberal-scum who actually (get this!) think it is unethical and inhuman.
What is Megan's Law?
This is Megan Kanka. In 1994 she was raped and murdered by a filthy man named Jesse Timmendequas.
And thank God it happened!! When it happened fellow Christians rallied and figured out it would be a great platform to use to get True Christian Justice back into play, allowing Christian Morality for the Puritan days to come into our Satanic court systems (Satan will be defeated!). Now every sex offender must register AS a sex offender all throughout America! Sometimes these sex offenders are found out by their Christian communities and literally parades of people will yell and scream at these Evil-doers, sometimes even killing them! Great fun!!
How does one get labeled as a sex offender?
Luckily for us, we can now ruin the lives of ANYONE who has any sex crime, no matter how big or small. They will all have to register as sex offenders, a CD with their name, and picture and all that good stuff gets posted online for anyone to see (right to privacy? HA!), they are exempt from any decent job too because employers are to be informed or the sex offender gets in BIG trouble! HA! All those Evil-doers will be digging ditches, working at Wal-Mart, or McDonald's!
Anyway, so here are some examples of crimes that can get you with being a sex offender and having Megan's Law enacted on your demonic tush!
Note: All of the following laws have led to people being labeled as sex offenders an having Megan's Law enacted upon them.
-- Underage sex (Most common--Like if a 16 year old boy has sex with a 16 year old girl, that boy is raping the girl even if they both say they wanted it!! HAHAHA!! EVIL DOER'S! YOU ARE WORKING AT MCDONALDS FOREVER NOW!!!)
-- Streaking (Yes! Even those idiots who do the high school pranks! Now they too will be labeled as sex offenders for the rest of their lives!)
-- Rape (Any form)
-- Sexual Harassment
-- Masturbation (In public)
-- Sodomy (Most laws have been repealed—or are ignored—in most states, but not Georgia, where a man was sentenced to five years in prison for engaging in oral sex. With his wife. With her consent. In their home. BURN LIBERAL BURN!)
--Prostitution (besides Nevada)
-- In the state of Texas it is a misdemeanor if two men engage in oral and or anal sex. The same law doesn't apply to men and women engaging in the same activity with each other.
-- In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.
-- In the state of Utah, sex with an animal—unless performed for profit—is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal.
-- In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.
-- In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).
-- A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper.
-- It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.
-- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
-- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
-- In Ames, Iowa, a man isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with a woman—or holding her in his arms.
-- Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown—if they're nude.
-- In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. The beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds.
-- The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude, nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
-- An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.
-- A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
-- In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job—for men only—called a corset inspector.)
-- In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
-- A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
-- Lovers in Liberty Comer, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while frolicking behind the wheel of a motor vehicle, the couple can face a jail term.
-- A Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons.
-- Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio—the thinking is that a man might see the reflection of something he shouldn't.
-- Maryland prohibits the selling of condoms through vending machines in gas stations and stores—with one major exception. Prophylactics may be dispensed by a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
-- Vending-machine condom sales are banned in such states as Hawaii, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin.
-- In Texas, no one other than a "registered pharmacist" may sell condoms or other kinds of contraceptives "on the streets or other public places." No, not even physicians. Anyone who tries to make a few extra bucks doing this will be severely prosecuted for the dire act of "unlawfully practicing medicine."
-- Kentucky and Idaho limit condom sales to medical practitioners and licensed pharmacists, but their license to sell the items may not be hung on a wall where it can be seen by customers.
-- Maine licenses condom sellers and the license must always be on public display.
-- Both Indiana and Ohio have laws that prohibit male skating instructors from having sexual relations with their female students. This misdeed, called "the seduction of female students," is prosecuted as a felony. This statute applies only to male teachers. It seems female skating instructors may have sex with male students.
-- Authorities in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, passed a special piece of legislation governing sexual activities in the toll-collection booths on the Pennsylvania Turnpike. The law, which pertains only to female toll collectors, prohibits them from engaging in sex with a truck driver in the confines of a booth.
-- The city fathers in Clinton, Oklahoma have banned local men from masturbating while observing a couple making love in the back seat of a parked car in a drive-in theater.
-- In North Carolina, it's illegal for a man to peep through a window at a woman—yet it's not against the law for a woman to peep into a room occupied by a man. (Nor is it a violation of the law if a man peeps at another man.)
-- In Skullbone, Tennessee, the law bans a woman from "pleasuring a man" while he is sitting behind the wheel of any moving vehicle. Any man stopped and found with the front of his pants undone can be fined a minimum of $50 and serve 30 days in jail.
-- In California, adultery is punishable by a $1,000 fine and/or one year in prison. In Arkansas, offenders are fined a mere $20 to $100.
-- Single guys and gals caught in the act of sex in Michigan can be fined as much as $5,000, and they could be sentenced to as many as five years in prison. Single adults in Texas who are apprehended while having sex are charged with a misdemeanor and given a $500 fine.
-- Branchville, South Carolina, retains an old piece of legalese covering those who "lewdly and lasciviously associate, bed, and cohabit together, in a public or non-public place." The amorous couple can be punished with a $500 fine and as much as a six-month prison term.
-- Rhode Island prohibits unmarried people from partaking of bedroom activities under any circumstances. However, if caught, the lovers are both fined $10.
-- Unmarried adults in Arizona who decide to fool around a little are committing a serious felony. Anyone single, man or woman, caught having sex can be sent to the penitentiary for three full years.
-- South Dakota threatens a 10-year prison term for "copulation by means of mouth." Utah has made this same act a misdemeanor. There, oral sex brings a six-month jail term and a $299 fine. Rhode Island labels it an "'abominable, detestable crime against nature," and such activity brings a seven-to-10-year stretch in the penitentiary. It is outlawed in New Mexico where participation is punishable by a $5,000 fine and a two-to-10-year sentence. Florida chastises with a 20-year prison sentence those who take part in this act.
-- A man can be incarcerated for from one-to-10 years in an Arizona or Washington, D.C., prison for causing his wife to be a prostitute. A man can also get 10 years in Arkansas and 20 years in Maine and Michigan for placing "his spouse in a brothel." In Missouri, it's a "high misdemeanor" for a fellow to "force" his wife to sell sexual services on the streets.
-- Don't import an Asian woman and make her a prostitute in California. If you're caught, you could get a year in prison and a $500 fine.
-- Buckfield, Maine, has a rather unusual law regarding cab drivers and sex. The legislation declares that no taxi driver "will be allowed" to charge a fare to any passenger who gives him sexual favors" in return for a ride home from a nightclub or other "establishment which serves alcoholic beverages," or any "place of business" selling liquor.
-- Carlsbad, New Mexico, retains a law making it illegal under certain conditions for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work. The car or van must have tightly drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking inside while the activity is taking place.
-- It's against the law in Beanville, Vermont, for a road map to be printed and sold or given away if it contains advertising of a "lewd or lascivious nature." The ban specifically includes ads for massage parlors and hot tubs, as both are believed to be of a "sensual bent."
-- An old law in Cattle Creek, Colorado bans a man or his wife from making love while bathing in any lake, river or stream. In other words, anyone who wants to fool around while bathing must do so in a tub, or not at all.
-- It's against the law to make love to a virgin, whatever the circumstances, anywhere in the state of Washington. According to the wording of the legislation, it's a major crime even to marry and then spend the night with a virgin bride in that city.
-- In Anniston, Alabama an old ordinance bans women from using promises of certain physical activities to pay off a bet on a match they are playing. Nor may they initiate sex while hanging around a pool hall.
-- Women who go out on the streets alone at night in Kansas City, Kansas, can be arrested under an obscure 1901 city ordinance. Any unattended females can be picked up by the police if they are "in the streets or any public place without lawful business and without giving a good accounting of themselves."
-- The city of Cottonwood, Arizona banned people from having sex in a vehicle with "flat wheels." If the vehicle with flat wheels is parked, and you're caught making love in the front seat, it's a $25 fine. But if you're caught playing around while in the back seat, the fine is doubled.
-- Connecticut still retains an old law forbidding any kind of "private sexual behavior between consenting adults." This odd law makes absolutely no distinction between married and single couples.
-- The Louisiana House of Representatives hurriedly approved a unique anti-streaking law. Under it, streakers can be sentenced to five years in the state penitentiary and given a $2,000 fine for streaking "while intending to arouse the desires of minors." Streaking with only the "intent of arousing sexual desire" brings a violator a $100 fine and one year in prison.
-- In Nebraska, buggery, or anal copulation, can bring a whopping 20 years in the penitentiary. And buggery in Pennsylvania can bring transgressors a $5,000 fine and 10 years at hard labor.
-- South Carolina's Code of Laws 16-412 includes "the abominable crime of buggery." A $500 fine and five years in prison are the punishment. Buggery in Maryland brings a one-to-10-year prison term. Anyone in Kansas caught engaging in this activity draws a maximum sentence of six months in jail.
-- Indiana and Wyoming both have laws against anyone's enticing, alluring, instigating, or helping a person under 21 to masturbate. This activity is known in legal circles as an act of "self pollution."
-- Michigan law prescribes five years in prison for a man who engages "in acts of gross indecency, either in public or private." This includes mutual masturbation by two men or the simple act of solitary masturbation.
-- New Jersey law threatens men with a three-year sentence for "mutual masturbation." The law covers anyone "who, in private, is a party to an act of lewdness or sexual indecency with another."
--No one may have sex while riding in the sidecar of a motorcycle in Norfolk, Virginia, where an old ordinance outlaws anyone from doing so while cruising down a city street.
-- Prostitutes in South Dakota are still prohibited from plying their trade out of a covered wagon.
Myth Versus Reality
1.) Myth: 80% of rape/molestation cases come from people in the same family as the victim.
Reality: Rarely happens! THERE ARE EVIL DOER'S OUT THERE!!
2.) Myth: Several lower courts have ruled that portions of the law, which took effect in April 1996, were unconstitutional.
Reality: America is 100% behind Megan's Law! That NEVER could happen!
3.) Myth: People who have served time in jail do not deserve to branded for the rest of their life. People mess up and deserve some mercy in life.
Reality: WRONG! POINT OUT THE EVIL-DOERS FOR WHO THEY ARE!!! HAHAHA!!
4.) Myth: There really aren't many sex offenders out there who would harm anyone. It is more dangerous to lead a life of fear and bring up children in fear, not getting to enjoy their childhood outdoors.
Reality: The Evil-doers are EVERYWHERE! Don't you get it?! LOCK THE DOORS! BUY GUNS!!!!
5.) Myth: People who are branded by Megan's Law sometimes literally get run out of many different states, filmed by TV news choppers, get bought a ticket out of town by the police department, people putting up signs on the fence of their property warning people to stay away and to lock up their women, etc.
Reality: HAHAHAHA!! THEY GAVE UP THEIR RIGHTS WHEN THEY STREAKED!! SUFFER EVIL SEX DEMON PERSON!
6.) Myth: People who get branded as sex offenders (and automatically enter the Megan's Law system), have a lot less of a chance of putting their troubled past behind them and getting on with life because of the constant hounding, slander, and lost opportunities because of Megan's Law. It makes the problem worse and statistic even show Megan's Law has led to an increase of sex crimes and REPEATED sex crimes because of the constant hounding of fanatical Christian parents.
Reality: Anyone who disagrees with Megan's Law should be shot.
The Catholic Church - A Quick Point
Is anyone besides me outraged that clergy in the Catholic Church who molest people rarely go to jail AND NEVER get branded with Megan's Law?
The Future
Megan's Law is a gateway law for allowing Christian Law to enter the Secularists' arena. Personally I think people who are sex offenders should be forced to wear a large "A" in red on their shirts. People who speed in traffic should wear a big red "S" on their shirts for all time. People who do drugs should wear a big red "D" on their shirts for all time. Wouldn't that be grand?!