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Kidz, God loves you! Today we are going to talk about a great hero! His name was Samson and he was really strong and did all sorts of neat-o things.
One day Samson was angry with the Philistines, who were not God's elect, so Samson decided to hurt them! Yay! He decided the easiest way would be to capture 300 foxes and tie pairs of the foxes together by their tails and set torches to them, sending the screaming and howling foxes out to the Philistines' farms so the Philistines' things would all burn! How funny! Since when they are all burnt up they could all go to Hell and burn forever for not following God! Yipee!
Judges 15:3-5
Judges 15:3-5
3 Samson said to them, "This time I have a right to get even with the Philistines; I will really harm them." 4 So he went out and caught three hundred foxes and tied them tail to tail in pairs. He then fastened a torch to every pair of tails, 5 lit the torches and let the foxes loose in the standing grain of the Philistines. He burned up the shocks and standing grain, together with the vineyards and olive groves.
The Philistines were sad since Samson murdered so many of them, so they executed his wife and his father in law by burning them all up.
Judges 15:6-8
Judges 15:6-8
6 When the Philistines asked, "Who did this?" they were told, "Samson, the Timnite's son-in-law, because his wife was given to his friend."
So the Philistines went up and burned her and her father to death. 7 Samson said to them, "Since you've acted like this, I won't stop until I get my revenge on you." 8 He attacked them viciously and slaughtered many of them. Then he went down and stayed in a cave in the rock of Etam.
So Samson was all angry and he went out and murdered more Philistines. Then he ran to a cave and hid so they wouldn't hurt him. Then 3,000 Jews came to the cave and convinced Samson to let them tie him up in ropes so they could turn him into the Philistines since Samson was murdering so many people. Little did the Jews know though, that God loves us to murder all those who do not worship him, so when the Philistines came out and saw Samson bound, God saw that Samson was in trouble.
Judges 15:9-14
Judges 15:9-14
9 The Philistines went up and camped in Judah, spreading out near Lehi. 10 The men of Judah asked, "Why have you come to fight us?"
"We have come to take Samson prisoner," they answered, "to do to him as he did to us."
11 Then three thousand men from Judah went down to the cave in the rock of Etam and said to Samson, "Don't you realize that the Philistines are rulers over us? What have you done to us?"
He answered, "I merely did to them what they did to me."
12 They said to him, "We've come to tie you up and hand you over to the Philistines."
Samson said, "Swear to me that you won't kill me yourselves."
13 "Agreed," they answered. "We will only tie you up and hand you over to them. We will not kill you." So they bound him with two new ropes and led him up from the rock. 14 As he approached Lehi, the Philistines came toward him shouting. The Spirit of the LORD came upon him in power. The ropes on his arms became like charred flax, and the bindings dropped from his hands.
God blessed Samson and gave him super Hulk Powers so he could break through his ropes. Then Samson found a jawbone of a donkey on the desert floor and he ran around and wacked 1,000 Philistines in the head and murdered them all without getting harmed. All 1,000 of the Philistines were killed by the donkey jawbone, since as you know, killing thousands of people with light and brittle bones is something that makes a lot of sense.
Judges 15:14-15
Judges 15:14-15
14 As he approached Lehi, the Philistines came toward him shouting. The Spirit of the LORD came upon him in power. The ropes on his arms became like charred flax, and the bindings dropped from his hands. 15 Finding a fresh jawbone of a donkey, he grabbed it and struck down a thousand men.
And then Samson said,
"With a donkey's jawbone
I have made donkeys of them.
With a donkey's jawbone
I have killed a thousand men."
Judges 15:16
Judges 15:16
16 Then Samson said,
"With a donkey's jawbone
I have made donkeys of them.
With a donkey's jawbone
I have killed a thousand men."
To celebrate Samson went out to Gaza and banged a prostitute.
Judges 16:1
Judges
16:11
1 One day Samson went to Gaza, where he saw a prostitute. He went in to spend the night with her.
YAY! The End!
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