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Kidz, God loves you! Today it's time to learn about prayer. You see Kidz, you have a special "Magikal" power where you talk directly with God and Jesus. You see Kidz, all Christians are born with something called a "telepathroid gland". Other people who aren't Christian aren't born with the telepathroid gland since God knew when He created the world that He would be sending them to Hell anyways! (Psalms 147:5).
When you close your eyes and speak out to God or Jesus, the telepathroid gland sends Magikal waves to the angels in the sky, which then is networked straight to God or Jesus! That's right Kidz, you have Magikal powers to talk with God or Jesus and they EVEN talk back!
Sometimes the voices in your head will sound like your voice, sometimes they will sound like something you have heard on television, but just remember Kidz, that only True Christians can pray and they will know they are right since God and Jesus will ALWAYS agree with them! NEATO!
But what can prayer do? Can it save peoples lives and heal the sick? It sure can!
Lets pretend there is a beautiful young woman who is a Good White Christian, but then she gets sick and stuff. OH NO!
Before (Normal)
After (Just a little sick)
But it looks like all the Christians everywhere pray really hard for her to get all better and beautiful again! YAYYY!!
And then God listens and the problem is solved! That's right, you swayed God's all knowing predetermined mind! Now you can talk anywhere and here voices in your head. Kidz, God loves you!
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