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Kidz, God loves you! Today we are going to talk about the day that Jesus came back from the dead. Haha! Isn't He just a neat-o zombie dude?!
But there are these Evil people called pagans who want to harm you! They are Evil and smell like pine trees since all they do is hug trees all day and eat soy beans. Aren't they all weirdos?!
The thing is though, that a long time ago before Christians like me and you courageously Liberated the pagans of their lives and Freedom Mated their women, there were many many pagans around. These people did a silly thing and they had all sorts of stupid beliefs.
Eggs were sacred and "holy" symbols to the pagans. They even worships the sun on Easter, not the Son!!
Not only that but they worshipped someone called Easter, who they said was a Goddess! What fools! They stole the name of the Christian holiday, Easter, thousands of years before Jesus even existed, making sure it took place the same time when Jesus would come back from the dead. What crooks!
<---The Evil False Goddess of Spring,
"Easter"
Easter was their Goddess of Spring and they decided to have it the same time that Jesus would end up becoming a zombie on.
Pagans were so silly that they even believed that in Spring, the Goddess of Spring, Easter, would turn a bird into a rabbit and the rabbit would lay eggs around. Hehehehe!! What dummies! It's as stupid as a dead man coming back from the dead!
So that's why there are Evil
people who have eggs, Easter baskets, and rabbits on Easter, because they think
paganism and going to Hell is fun. These people have been tricked by pagans who
pretend to be Christian while worshipping their false Goddess, Easter, and never
knowing it. Wont it be funny to laugh at them when they roast in Hell? It sure
will Kidz!! Hehehe! 
Just remember Kidz, if you see someone or anyone playing with eggs, rabbits, or Easter Baskets immediatly run to and tell your local pastor, parents, or teacher. Easter is Evil and is going to harm you and make you go and burn when you die.
God loves you!
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