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Joe Camel: New Spokesman of Corn Industry
Kidz, God loves you! Today it's time get healthy with the American Corn Refiners Association! Who are they you ask?
They are what we called 'Lobbyists'. Lobbyists are the biggest part of our government who writes all the laws and rules. Isn't that neat-O?!
The Lobbyists care a lot about your health and wants you to grow up to be big and strong! That's why in June 2008 they decided it would be a swell idea to spend a lot of money to tell everyone the Good News that will keep you healthy.
How much money you ask?
Well only about $30,000,000! WOWZERZ that's a lot!! They must have some super Good News to tell us!
GOOD NEWS!!!
So what's the Good News you ask? Well it's that high-fructose corn syrup is healthy! It's so healthy that it's healthier than sugar!
What is high-fructose corn
syrup though you ask? It's this all natural syrup made from
genetically modified
SUPER-NATURAL corn! The SUPER-NATURAL corn
is then mechanically processed and treated with chemicals: Just like in nature!
Healthy food companies like Coca-Cola to Campbells use high-fructose corn syrup. It's in everything from your candy, spaghetti sauce, T.V. Dinners, almost EVERYTHING!! And it's making you big and strong like baseball champion Barry Bonds! Yay!
So why is sugar no good?
Since high-fructose corn syrup is cheaper
ALL-NATURAL! The
Junk
HEALTH Food companies ONLY care
about
profits
HEALTH!
High-fructose corn syrup is so good that America has it and COMMUNISTS like Kanada and those smelly Yourupeeins doesn't CUZ they banned it! They are so stupid! Those fools are all fat and overweight!!! Tehehehe!!
There are also people who think that high-fructose corn syrup gives you the Wilfred Brimelys and many other 'Health Problems', but we ALL know this is another trick used by the COMMUNISTS in Yourup.
If SUPER-NATURAL corn is good for our cars, it's good for your tummy too!
Wanna learn more? Go to www.SweetSurprise.com or www.HFCSFacts.com for more cool facts to die for!
The End!
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