Pastor Jim's Top Favorite E-mails
Note: All E-Mails are 100% Authentic! These are my top favorite e-mails of all time in order from my least favorite to most favorite! This page will be updated and changed more and more over time.
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#16
Date: 4/25/2005 07:38:31 +0000
From: "Saren Meserkhani" <i_tray_u_atreyu@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: site doing any good?
if you think your site is helping christianity, think again. i got 10 of my
christian friends to become atheists when i showed them your site. good job.
about the round earth, it wasn't done in photoshop. it was an actual picture
taken in space. you can't be that stupid as to not know about all those
rockets in space. or are you? you seem pretty stupid to me, so i guess you
are. and if the picture WAS made in photoshop, do you think anybody is gonna
believe a picture made in PAINT? hahaha.
also, you have too much belief in the bible. the bible is right because it
says its right. well, im an atheist, and im right because i say im right. i
say i was there when everything happened, and the bible is lying. god
actually has a vagina. and im right only because i say im right. you dont
believe me? of course not. well, thats exactly what the bible does, yet you
believe it. well, in truth, the bible was made by a person who had his own
thoughts about how the universe was made, and created a higher being in his
imagination, and called him christ. well, so many people believed it, and
they actually thought everything he made up was real, like God had talked
through him. he tried to tell them it was just his imagination, but nobody
listened to him. so, therefore, weve got all these ignorant christians, and
only a few people can see through it because they're smarter than that. how
am i right? because i say im right, just like the bible. muhahaha.
and about this whole "clouds arent evaporation" bullshit, i didnt know
people could be that ignorant. have you never seen rain? don't say it tears
from god, because thats just lame 3rd grade crap. but you probably are in
the third grade. in fact, i dont even think you can make it past 2nd. if
you're really that naive, you must be in 2nd.
about the capitalizing god proving his existence, thats just stupid. please
dont be that ignorant.
about the pi equalling 3 and showing the circles, its the other way around.
and i thought you said not to believe in logic and reason.... pi and math
relate to science. therefore, you are calling yourself a demon. you're gonna
go to hell hahahaha.
"This is impossible since God is real since the Bible say's He is." LAME!!!
just because the bible says he's real, doesnt mean he is. read paragraph 3
again.
Paganism is NOT satanism. its just a weird religion.
"THEY ARE EVIL DEMONS! WRATHFUL AND HATEFUL NIGGER LOVERS!"
believe it or not. you're the nigger lover. if you think all christians are
right always since they read the bible, catch this. more than 70% of the
christians in the world believe god is black. since they're right, then its
true, god is black. that means you love a nigger. since atheists are nigger
lovers, so are christians. that compares. christians are atheists. that
means, christian or atheist, we're all gonna go to hell anyways. so good job
with that one.
also, did you ever notice there are old testaments and new ones? isnt
changing the word of god a sin? yes. so al the priests are gonna go to hell
too. kinda funny in a way. believe in god or not, we're all gonna go to
hell. hope they have air conditioning :)
"We use God and Truth since they are things we posses and we prove this by
using capital letters."
once more, IGNORANCE!!!
"Luckily the population of atheists in America is 0.000000000000000000001%
so the odds of us finding one is still slim."
now you have to delete the pi page, because you said that scientists pulled
3.14 out of their asses. well, you pulled 0.000000000000000000001% out of
your ass too.
umm, jesus was american? america didnt even exist during 1-36 B.C. and it
says one nation under god, not one nation under jesus.
"It's no wonder that 100% of our prisons our full of atheists."
you pulled that our of your ass too. 85% of our prisons are filled with
blacks, and black are christian.
"They are demons, meaning they are slaves to Satan. Since of this they don't
think so thus have an IQ of 0."
IQ is science to, you DEMON! and also, my IQ is 138, nowhere close to 0. so
shut your dick-mouth.
basically everything you wrote about atheists show you know absolutely
nothing.
also, you say to speak to atheists with anger, hate, and wrath of god. these
are your own words, and even you cant do that. every atheist who has sent
you a message, you showed no anger, hate, or wrath of god. you're just a
pussy who replies with "?" or "what are you talking about?" or "thank you
very much :)" and everything that shows you are ignorant. you will probably
do the same with my email. its not good logic, because it shows you aren't a
good christian. you're even going against your own word. not very snart of
you. well whatever. i hope you think about everything i told you, but i
doubt it since you're in the 2nd grade.
"if you think your site is helping
christianity, think again. i got 10 of my
christian friends to become atheists when i showed them your site. good job."
SWEET!
^,..^
*dancing*
"IQ is science to, you DEMON! and also, my IQ is 138, nowhere close to 0. so
shut your dick-mouth."
I never knew someone with such a low vocabulary and high usage of ad hominems could score an IQ as high as 138. Mine is 134.
"well, im an atheist, and im right because i say im right."
You follow Christian logic? Well done!
"don't say it tears
from god, because thats just lame 3rd grade crap. but you probably are in
the third grade. in fact, i dont even think you can make it past 2nd. if
you're really that naive, you must be in 2nd."
Where do you find these insults? I'm like so sad now!
"basically everything you wrote about atheists show you know absolutely
nothing."
The fact that your own common sense cant notice complete sarcasm shows you understand nothing, Sweety.
"umm, jesus was american? america didnt even exist during 1-36 B.C. and it
says one nation under god, not one nation under jesus."
According to the Bible, Jesus lived only 33 years. I'm assuming that's what you are basing that information on?
" i hope you think about everything i told you, but i
doubt it since you're in the 2nd grade."
Clever insult. I didn't know 2nd graders could write so well, be so knowledgeable about the Bible, be organized enough to program and run their own server, and Hell, just afford all of this. I guess that's your IQ of 138 talking.