Pastor Jim's Top Favorite E-mails
Note: All E-Mails are 100% Authentic! These are my top favorite e-mails of all time in order from my least favorite to most favorite! This page will be updated and changed more and more over time.
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#12
Date: 8/11/2006 09:35:37 +1000
Senders IP = 213.105.224.18
Name: Mike Dacey
E-mail: daceh_dace@hotmail.co.uk
Message:
I study Advanced Theology and basically, this is
bollocks, where do i start? it is total and
utter crap, jesus\'s message was about love,
that was the greatest commandment, This website
HAS to be a joke, because then it would be
funny. your ignorance is biblical, no wonder
you had your arse banned. Have you ever read
Bultman? what is the main ethical principle of
christianity?,what are the three christologies
in the new testiment?, any pastor of a church
should know them surely. please tell me you
know them simple questions.
muslims do NOT live in little sand dunes
and islam was not created to destroy
christianity where is your proof of that? some
anomynous quote actually READ the korran before
you make assumptions., saying all muslims are
terrorists is the same as saying all white
christians are members of the KKK. Arabic
nations were thousends of years more advanced
then your \'great\' america. Islamists are 99%
peace loving citizens. same as christians, jews
and aethists.
and for fuck sake, do you not know what
jesus wrote in his parables, \'no donation no
salvations\' thats disgusting, jesus was one of
the worlds first socialists, \'it is easier for
a camal to pass through the eye of a needle
then it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom
of god\'. and it will be the poor that will eat
at the feet of god, not the rich, so cut all
that donation for salvation horse shit.
you dont get out much do you? the bible
was written 2000 years ago when values were
completely different from today numb nutz. the
old testiment preaching was written 5000 years
ago. the bible needs to be updated with the
times. women ARE equal to men. jesus himself
speaks highly and is surrounded by women in
many occasions during the bible. many versus
in lukes gospel states this. now you being the
pastor should know this;)
im guessing there are about....4 people in your
church atm
and 3 of them work there...
i could go on allllllllllllllllllllllll day
about this, but i just like to say you
absolutly shitted of your face. christianity
and all major religions are about love and
salvation for all FOR FREE. you dont need to go
to church umpteen times a day, aslong as you
believe in god thats all that matters.
the earth is not round, have you never seen
discovery chanel ^o)? or is that some
conspiracy against the small true
christians...yawn yawn. im british, and i like
america, but i guess you are a tad backwards
for believing charles darwin is lucifer, ffs.
Galliao had it right, and he was FAR better
christian then you will ever be. he stated
that \'Science shows us how the heavens work,
Religion shows us how to get there\'
you peice about faith is rubbish too, yes faith
is important but come on it is not reliable
evidence at all! faith is what drove hitler and
osame and other tyrants. the bible was written
up the 100 years after jesus\'s death. and
there for past round by word of mouth for
decades, facts for mixed up and exagerations
occured. evolutionists do not always change
their belief at all. they have a HYPOTHESIS and
then they try and prove it wrong, where as YOU
have your backward belief and will not accept
criticism, that is WEAK faith.
to be perfectly honest
you have not got a clue, i could be here all
day talking about this, but there again i have
a life. your so unbelievable small minded. i
guess you dont have a girl either...
your kids zone is evil
and your views of the bible is so unbelievably
black and white
or are you not clever enough to realise that
the bible is there to be interpreted. people
like you are bringing the world down. not gays,
or lesbians, or michael moore. hes not the devil
you retard. The devil would have charm for a
start. Moore is a accomplished journalist who
is brave enough to stand up to the world. not
hide away on some shitty little racist website.
And Freddy Mercury Was and is still one of the
greatest musicians and song writers this world
has ever seen. even though he was a \'filthy
gay\'. he never demonised people, and was never
as self rightous as you cunts are. who are you
to decide who goes to heaven or not?
you guys know nothing, fair enough if you were
a doctor in mathematics or science. or even a
professor is theology or philosophy
but your not
your nothing :)
your lucky im in a good mood, otherwie i would
really get advanced on your skinny white arse.
have a nice day:)
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"I study Advanced Theology"
Oh no it's an expert! This expert will be ready to discredit me with random misspellings and self invented facts not based on the Bible. I already know it without reading the rest of your e-mail yet!
"utter crap, jesus\'s message
was about love,
that was the greatest commandment,"
So great that it didn't even make the top ten list.
"you have not got a clue, i
could be here all
day talking about this, but there again i have
a life. your so unbelievable small minded. i
guess you dont have a girl either..."
If I don't have a clue then why is it that common 14 year olds can figure out what I'm doing here and you cant? Oh right, I forgot you're the religion expert.
"and your views of the bible is
so unbelievably
black and white"
So facts shouldn't be taken as facts?
"or are you not clever enough
to realise that
the bible is there to be interpreted. "
Oh I'm clever. I know far more about religion than you do. That is why I'm world famous and run this website. The problem is you have never cracked open a Bible and read the thing you would know it said this:
2 Peter 1:20
Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.
ATTENTION: YOU ARE AN IDIOT!
"your nothing :)"
You can't even spell 'you're' in your insult. How pathetic can you seriously be?
"your lucky im in a good mood,
otherwie i would
really get advanced on your skinny white arse."
This is just for you:
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Date: 8/11/2006 09:40:39 +1000
Senders IP = 213.105.224.18
Name: dacey
E-mail: Daceh_dace@hotmail.co.uk
Message:
you are the closest thing i have ever come
across to a anti-christ
thats including my mother
so get a grip, christianity as about premoting
PEACE and LOVE
and im sure you got a crush on michael moore
im straight and i have no reason at all to hate
homosexuals. is it wrong that they should
express their love too?
by the way. do you get kicked in alot?
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"so get a grip, christianity as
about premoting
PEACE and LOVE "
According to your filthy rich preacher or your Bible?
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Date: 8/11/2006 09:43:34 +1000
Senders IP = 213.105.224.18
Name: dacey
E-mail: daceh_dace@hotmail.co.uk
Message:
you need a girlfriend mate...
people cannot argue with people like you, the
best replies you can come up with is half witty
ones taking the piss. naw if you were a true
christian, i would like some replies that would
make me question my faith. alot of your quotes
come from the torah, sorry i mean the old
testiment
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Okay?
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Date: 8/11/2006 09:46:39 +1000
Senders IP = 213.105.224.18
Name: yup
E-mail: daceh_dace@hotmail.co.uk
Message:
o yeh, and another thing, you are on the same
lines as hitler.
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I've tortured and murdered millions of people and started a world war? You do know your Godwin's Law huh?