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Pastor Jim's Top Favorite E-mails
Note: All E-Mails are 100%
Authentic! These are my top favorite e-mails of all time in order from my least
favorite to most favorite! This page will be updated and changed more and more
over time.
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#10
Source
Date: 9/30/2004 21:28:16 -0700
From: Nina Bildstein <ethulle@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Another letter in your email bag, you sick, sick man?
I am still in shock.
Your website made me cry.
You are absolutely horrible. You call yourself a servant of God, but you want
his children murdered- yes, murdered, not killed. You make fun of those who
aren't WASPy like you? You make me sick. My stomach literally churned when I
read the things you wrote.
Furthermore, you ridicule those who aren't good at spelling, when you yourself
have poor grammar and spelling. "Moran"? Sir, you are easily three
times my age (I am a comfortable agnostic fourteen-year-old FEMALE), and you
have the education of a salamander spleen.
I unfortunately stumbled across your website while searching for Michael Moore,
and it was like a car wreck: I could not pull my eyes away from it. Please take
your website off the internet. It hurts the feelings of basically anyone that is
not you, especially your God.
If this is a joke making fun of WASPs, it isn't funny. The photographs of the
black people were the worst.
I actually hate you. I'm not sure if I have ever felt this before.
Do not bother replying unless you apologize, for this is simply outrageous. I am
appalled beyond belief.
"Your website made me cry."
Just as your comment made me laugh!
"You are absolutely
horrible."
And you are pathetic.
"You call yourself a servant of
God, but you want his children murdered- yes, murdered, not killed."
Hey, I didn't write Matthew 10:34, God
did.
"You make me sick. My stomach
literally churned when I read the things you wrote."
Perhaps you are possessed by a demon?
Call in Father Karras!
"Sir, you are easily three times
my age"
You are still in kindergarten?
"(I am a comfortable agnostic
fourteen-year-old FEMALE)"
Agnostic? Well your thinking skills are
close to being that of Christian.
"and you have the education of a
salamander spleen."
Correction, you are an idiot.
"and it was like a car
wreck"
I called Geico and saved a lot of money
on car insurance.
"I actually hate you."
Really? Awww...
"I am appalled beyond
belief."
Ever try sticking a wet finger in a
light socket?
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