Pastor Jim's Top Favorite E-mails
Note: All E-Mails are 100% Authentic! These are my top favorite e-mails of all time in order from my least favorite to most favorite! This page will be updated and changed more and more over time.
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#5
Date: 3/30/2004 14:51:34 -0800
From: sharon spivak <roni22689@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com, bulia2000@aol.com
Subject: way to go
I was at your site and I was unable to tell whether or not it
was a joke. If not, why is Alf a demon? He's just a cute little character. If
Alf is a demon, then is anything that is on TV not a demon? Seems to me, in your
world everyone is going to hell except for you. Well, in mine if there were such
thing as hell, and there isnt, you would be on the right path.
i noticed that you made several spelling errors in your entire site. However,
you said "They are called foons, not sporks!! Because you spelled it wrong
I'd go with Raddish Beast. " another time, though, youaccused someone of
being a hypocrite. you seem to be one. another reason for this is that you say
all this stuff about the people who email you hating you, being filled with
hate, but i quote: THAT'S RIGHT PALOMA! We know what your doing you FILTHY
WHORE! God KNOWS where you live and your going to be sent back to the flames of
HELL. Good ridance you stupids Feminist LIBERAL!
if that isnt hateful, then i honestly dont know what is. along with many many
many many other hateful things. honestly, i dont understand how you can
consider yourself to be a good person. also, if god loves you so much, yes
god without capitalizing the g, why did he make you so damn stupid? i mean, you
cant spell for shit, and everything you say is just rediculous. its
people like you who are making the world more hate filled, not atheists such as
myself who try to make it a better place. maybe you should try to get to
know people before you label every single one. i bet you never met a jew
in your life, which i also happen to be. i am also female. unfortunately
i am not a lebian but since i do not have the power to CHOOSE to be one just so
you would hate me more, because i would if i did, obviously others don have the
power to choose not to be one. do you wish death upon me because i am an atheist
jewish female? because if you do, i dont see anything that could possibly
be
considered more hateful than wishing death upon anyone, especially based on
their religion and sex. by the way, do you have a girlfriend? if so,
consider yourself very very very lucky. if she had a brain, she would
leave you.
"If not, why is Alf a demon?"
Because there is no such thing as a demon since the Earth is the center of the Universe as it has always been since day one. They say he is a space alien, but we know he isn't (and he talks mind you), so with the process of elimination we know he is a demon.
"if that isnt hateful, then i honestly dont know what is."
The American Atheist organization.
"honestly, i dont understand how you can consider yourself to be a good person."
Because I'm Christian. As long as I'm Christian, I'm automatically Good. You're Evil by the way.
"why did he make you so damn stupid"
I'm assuming you were supposed to put a question mark if that was meant to be a question.
" i mean, you cant spell for shit, and everything you say is just rediculous."
All in the same sentence!! Hahaha!!
" its people like you who are making the world more hate filled, not atheists such as myself who try to make it a better place."
By making the Niggers desegregated and telling America that war is bad and taxes are good? You're Pro-Saddam aren't you? Typical atheist.
" maybe you should try to get to know people before you label every single one."
What am I? An atheist? No! I'm a Christian! That's what Christians do!
"i am also female."
I already figured that out since you don't know when to shut your mouth.
" i am not a lebian"
A what?
"obviously others don"
Who is Don?
"do you wish death upon me because i am an atheist jewish female?"
Not worth the effort. That's what God's for to send you to Hell when you die.
"by the way, do you have a girlfriend?"
Married with children.
"if she had a brain, she would leave you."
You're just jealous since she has a soul and you don't.