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Why are Evolutionismists
so Dumb?
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Well actually anyone who hates God is
dumb, but Evolutionism followers have to be following the most idiotic thing
invented. I decided to take some time and discuss how ridiculous the myths from
Evolutionism really where. Anything that comes from the Evolutionismists that is
claimed to be evidence to prove their fantasy is wrong. It is wrong since it
would prove REALITY (Creation) was false (which it isn't since the Bible says in
Genesis 1 that God CREATED the Earth!).
Mission: The first side to get to 10
points wins!!
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Experiment: Making Life
The Evolutionism Way: From Water to
Life!
All Evolutionismists follow the
principal that humans come from water. Now Christian Common Sence would tell us
that you can't have water turn to humans, but try to convince an Evolutionismist
that she is wrong by that idiotic theory that they have. Oh yeah, and remember,
Evolutionism is just a THEORY as they say, meaning they are just pulling this
idiotic information out of their ASSES!
Anyway, Evolutionismists
"think" (they can't really think since they are so dumb) that life
comes from water, and that humans came from the initial life that was created.
So I decided to try this experiment even by using the Scientific Method (which
is another contridiction of the Bible, thank you). This experiment would consist
of filling up a glass of water and leaving it outside, lets give it a day and
see how many cities and skyscapers will be coming from the humans that evolved
from this glass of water.
Conclusion: After coming
back to the glass of water after a day, I found no humans, no skyscapers and no
life! Uh oh! Looks like the Evolutionismists were wrong.
Atheists: 0 points
Christians: 1 points
The True Way: Read the Bible!
It's as simple as this:
Genesis 1
1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the
earth.
2 And the earth was without form, and void; and
darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the
face of the waters.
3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was
light.
4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God
divided the light from the darkness.
5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he
called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the
midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters
which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament:
and it was so.
8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the
evening and the morning were the second day.
9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be
gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the
gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass,
the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose
seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb
yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in
itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
13 And the evening and the morning were the third
day.
14 And God said, Let there be lights in the
firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for
signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of
the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
16 And God made two great lights; the greater light
to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven
to give light upon the earth,
18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and
to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth
day.
20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth
abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the
earth in the open firmament of heaven.
21 And God created great whales, and every living
creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their
kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and
multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth
day.
24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the
living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the
earth after his kind: and it was so.
25 And God made the beast of the earth after his
kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth
after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after
our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the
fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every
creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
27 So God created man in his own image, in the image
of God created he him; male and female created he them.
28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be
fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have
dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every
living thing that moveth upon the earth.
29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb
bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the
which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every
fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there
is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and,
behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
Look's like the Bible proves that life
comes from God and not water. Try again Evolutionismists!
Atheists: 0 points
Christians: 2 points
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The
Carbon-"Dating" Lie
Any Christian will tell you the religion
of Carbon Dating is WRONG. Why? Since if it were correct then Genesis and all of
God's Word would be in contradiction. This is impossible since God is real since
the Bible say's He is. Therefore, Carbon Dating is false.
Atheists: 0 points
Christians: 3 points
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The Myth of the Light
From the Stars Being Billions of Light Years Away
Okay.
Let me start out by making three points.
1.
Scientists cannot measure distances beyond 100 light years accurately. There
aren't rulers that big to do that here on Earth.
2.
No one knows what light is or that it always travels the same speed throughout
all time, space and matter. All we know is God created it.
3.
The creation was finished or mature when God made it. Adam was
full-grown, the trees had fruit on them, the starlight was visible, etc.
A
star may have been created in the outer space so distant that its light would
take a long time to reach the earth, and yet the age of the star does not affect
the age of the earth. The Bible did
not state that all the galaxies in the universe were created at the same time.
God has an eternity to create the universe.
The One True God created light by just speaking the word and everything,
including the stars, were created instantly in that way.
Genesis
1
3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was
light.
Jeremiah
32
17 Ah Lord GOD! behold, thou hast made the heaven
and the earth by thy great power and stretched out arm, and there is nothing too
hard for thee:
Again,
if it were correct then Genesis and all of God's Word would be in
contradiction. This is impossible since God is real since the Bible say's He is.
Therefore Evolutionism is false.
Atheists: 0 points
Christians: 4 points
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What are Evolutionismists
Really?
They are all atheists. Hairy, smelly,
filthy communists who are on a crusade against God. They are all damned for
going against His Word. So what is the difference?
Typical Evolutionismist =
Typical Creationist = 
See? If you want to be not only sane,
smart, and going to Heaven, why not try Creation? Not only is it smart, but it
is the Truth.
Atheists: -1 points
Christians: 5 points
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Funnies on
Evolutionismist Stupidity

Comics thanks to, Jack Chick.
Atheists: -1 points
Christians: 9 points
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Christians Have Known
About Dinosaurs Since Creation
Evolutionismists say that dinosaurs died
out 65 trillion years ago. Yeah right, how stupid is that? I already dissproved
that in the Carbon "Dating" discussion. Dinosaurs in the older days
were called dragons. All of the dragons were slain in the Dark Ages by knights
since they were evil lizards after the great flood. The Bible clearly mentions
these dragons over and over again throughout the whole book:
Job
30:29
I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.
Psalm
44:19
Though thou hast sore broken us in the place of dragons, and covered us
with the shadow of death.
Psalm
91:13
Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon
shalt thou trample under feet.
Psalm
148:7
Praise the LORD from the earth, ye dragons, and all deeps:
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Dinosaur is just a new name to fool us
into believing the Evolutionismist's lies, changing dragon to dinosaur. So how
can they say trillions of years when the Bible says 6,000 years and we find
the skeletons of these dragons buried with humans sometimes even! Let me show
you what I mean:

See that? See that?!? The human and
dinosaur footprint side by side!!! See!! EVOLUTIONISM HAS JUST BEEN PROVEN
100% FALSE!! DINOSAURS AND HUMANS LIVED TOGETHER AT SAME TIME! THIS PICTURE
PROVES IT WITHOUT A DOUBT!! TURN OR BURN LIBERAL SCUM!
Atheists: -1 points
Christians: 10 points
WE WON! YOU LOST YOU STUPID ATHIESTS! GO
BACK TO HELL WHERE YOU CAME FROM AND HAVE FUN BURNING THERE YOU IDIOT COMMUNIST
NIGGER-LOVING SCUM!
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