Dinosaurs
It's funny that those idiots from the science community think they just discovered that dinosaurs in the early-19th century. Now seriously, how stupid can people be?! How can you discover something that has existed since Adam and Eve? And these nimrods say that all dinosaurs died out like 65 trillion years ago? I'm a Christian, and even I know that number is insane, but leave it to science to brainwash the masses using "data" and "carbon dating". You can't tell how old a rock is without reading the Bible. We know from the Bible that the world is about 6,000 years old.
How can a 65 trillion year old rock exist, when the world doesn't exist for about 65 trillion years? That's stupid! Where you there 65 trillion years ago? NO YOU WEREN'T! YOU WERE NOT THERE YOU ANTI-COMMON SENSE FART BREATH!
Job
38
4 Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the
earth? declare, if thou hast understanding.
Science is WRONG!
How can they tell us what was "in the past" if they weren't there. The Bible was there though, and it doesn't say 65 trillion years in the Bible, so we know that as always, it is science who is the liar and moran. The Bible allows me to be there with Jesus at his crucifixion in the Spirit, so that's like firm proof and evidence that Jesus is correct again over science.
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Christians Figure Out That Science Is Wrong, As Always!
Please start by watching this video..
Science is WRONG!
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Did you catch that? Again, Christianity shows that science is for idiots. As the Bible says, all animals that were first created were peaceful and never fought another. God originally designed sharp teeth to rip and chew plants, NOT flesh. They ran around and were friendly to humans, just like on Barney and Friends, in fact, That probably happened!
POP QUIZ!
Answer: Both! God Intelligently Designed sharp toothed animals specifically for bringing vegetation, not ripping it! Sharp things grind too Science!!!!! HELLLLLOOO DO YOU HAVE BRAINS!? We obviously do with our True Christian Common Sense......Plus 1!!!
http://www.christiananswers.net/dinosaurs/video.html
Science is WRONG!
The Behemoth "Look at the Behemoth, which I made along with you and which feeds on grass like an ox. What strength he has in his loins, what power in the muscles of his belly! His tail sways like a cedar; the sinews of his thighs are close-knit. His bones are tubes of bronze, his limbs like rods of iron. He ranks first among the works of God." --Job 40:15-19 Kid Explorers Coloring Book, www.KidExplorers.com -- Copyright Eden Communications, PO Box 200, Gilbert AZ 85299, USA. |
The Bible here CLEARLY describes a dinosaur, not a hippo like the Satanic, Dictionary says!
Science is WRONG!
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bSee! Those atheists are working against us! They hate us since they know we are going to Heaven and they will do whatever they can to stop us from that! That's why we are here and can laugh at science, since only idiots accept science as fact. I'm a Christian, not an idiot. Evolution is automatically wrong, ever read a Bible?!
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No, we didn't just make that up!! QUIT SAYING THAT! WE DIDN'T JUST MAKE THAT UP!! IT'S SOMEWHERE IN THE BIBLE SINCE GOD CREATED US AND THE DINOSAURS!! STUPID HEADS!!!
Science is WRONG!
Big Science Words Can Only Be Invented By Rambling Idiots!
Ever wonder why Science keeps on inventing big words to try to make dinosaurs, or dragons (which they are) have large names? Since they deny the fact that they were dragons and they say it was impossible for humans and dinosaurs to live together. Excuse me, but wait a minute, doesn't the story of Noah's Ark prove that, and they (some guy) found Noah's Ark! Everyone knows that and still all scientists say it was a hoax. But I have proof right here Noah's Ark was found! The founder of the ark was a Christian too, not a member of the American Atheist organization who tried to trick Christians and make them look stupid for buying into it....NO THAT NEVER HAPPENED! FORGET THE IDEA! It was a Christian!! Yeah Yeah!!! A CHRISTIAN!!!
But back to the subject, Science thinks they can sound smart by using big words to confuse Christians into thinking they are smarter. That's their goal, but it doesn't work since Christian Logic works around that! Just look at these idiotic names!!
Ornithomimus
This name means bird (ornitho) and actor or imitator (mimus). The first part of
the word is also said to mean "Ostrich." So, we have an Ostrich
dinosaur! Of course you are aware that evolutionists believe the Ostrich is
related to the dinosaur. [This dinosaur was a member of the actor's guild until
he was upstaged by the Flintstones!] This"bird" was carnivorous
or a "meat" eater.
Science is WRONG!
Allosauras
The prefix "Allo" implies that which is not normal and you know what
"sauras" means. What this means is that he was a "strange
lizard!!" He loves to eat small "dinosaurs" or other smaller
animals. Webster's New World Dictionary tells us that this name, is an
Americanism. That is, it was "coined" on our continent.
Science is WRONG!
Tyrannosaurs
The first part of this word is not difficult to figure out. If you drop the
second "n" and add a "t" you have the word
"tyrant." So this huge beast is a "tyrant lizard." He has
been dubbed "Rex" meaning KING -- IDIOTS, ONLY JESUS IS KING, JESUS
REX! RAAARRRRRR. His name matches his described character. He, like the previous
two lizards, loved meat! It is said to be in the neighborhood of 40 feet long,
20 foot high and stood 10 feet at the hips and could weigh anywhere between 6
and 8 tons. Some evolutionist say that they could have weighed up to 10 tons. He
is considered the largest of his kind that lived during the Cretaceous period.
Science is WRONG!
Brontosaurus
Bronto = "thunder." This giant then, is a "thunder lizard, he ate
grass, etc., which made him, an herbivorous." He was estimated to weigh
anywhere from 30 to 35 tons and his length was 80 to 85 feet. He is now known as
Apatosaurus
Science is WRONG!
Diplodocus
This dinosaurs name was derived at in the United States. As a matter-of-fact
this name was given to this "creature" by Mr. O.C. Marsh in 1878. The
prefix, Diplo means "two or double" and the suffix means main
supporting beam. I don't know what this is I just gave you the meanings! This
beast was believed to weigh nearly 20 tons and could grow to a length of 85
feet. One skeleton is said to be 87.5 feet in length.
Science is WRONG!
Brachiosaurs
The suffix on this name means "arm." So I guess he is "lizard
arms!!" He could weigh up to nearly 85 tons! That is 170,000 pounds. He is
said to have stood nearly 45 feet high and could have been a 100 feet long.
Science is WRONG!
CONFORM!!!
Seismosaurs
This dinosaur was first discovered, around 1991, in New Mexico (Dead, of
course!). These beast were said to have weighed up to 80,000 pounds, and when
measured by the skeletal remains, were up to 130 feet long. His name means
"earthquake, or earth shaker lizard."
Science is WRONG!
Trachodon
This fellow was also known as "duckbill." Now they tell us that this
name is "doubtful." Of course, they use Latin and say nomen dubius,
because you have to impress the educated folks you know. The actual meaning of
the name is "rough tooth." [He should have visited his dentist.] He is
believed to be between 30 and 40 foot long and weighed several tons.
Science is WRONG!
Ultrasaurs
The name of this dinosaur ought to give you an idea of his size. The word
"ultra" implies, excessive, extreme in size, bigger than normal. In
plain words, this is a gigantic lizard. His remains were discovered in Western
Colorado in a bone deposit. He was said to weigh up to 130 tons and get as long
as 98 feet. He was a plant eater, not a meat eater.
CONFORM YOU LIBERALS!!
Ankylosauria
This "cute" fellow was built for defense. He stood around 4 foot tall
and was 2 foot wider than his height. He could grow to a length of around 20
feet. He had two rows of bony like plates that ran down the middle of his back
to the tip of his tail. He is said to have weighed around 4 tons.
Science is WRONG!
Triceratops
This name is not real difficult. Tri = three and cerato = horn. This fellow was
supposedly built like a rhinoceros with three horns that stuck straight out of
his head toward his nose. He could grow to around 20 foot in length, stand as
high as 8 foot and weigh between 6 to 7 tons.
Where Dinosaurs on Noah's Ark?
Of course the Bible can't list all of the names of all twenty million animal species, and all of the millions of plants that had to go on the ark so these wouldn't go extinct in the flood.
Genesis 6
19 And of every living thing of all flesh, two of
every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they
shall be male and female.
20 Of fowls after their kind, and of cattle after
their kind, of every creeping thing of the earth after his kind, two of every
sort shall come unto thee, to keep them alive.
Genesis 7
15 And they went in unto Noah into the ark, two and
two of all flesh, wherein is the breath of life.
16 And they that went in, went in male and female of
all flesh, as God had commanded him: and the LORD shut him in.
Yup, that doesn't include animals that only have one sex, since they don't exist!!
We know the dinosaurs survived the flood and went on Noah's Ark, since Job saw the Behemoth (scroll up). Of course, to fit all 20 million animal species on Earth, times two, plus all the food and water and oxygen, only took 120 years!! The small ark had plenty of room for all twenty million!! It's all Christian Science!
All forty million animals, food, water, and much much more!!
Things were different then, people lived to a thousand, the Earth never had rain before (until Noah's Flood)
Genesis 2
4 These are the generations of the heavens and of
the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD God made the earth
and the heavens,
5 And every plant of the field before it was in the
earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD God had not
caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground.
6 But there went up a mist from the earth, and
watered the whole face of the ground.
...and animals were all vegetarians...
Genesis 1
29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb
bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the
which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every
fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there
is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
All animals at sea ate seaweed and the Tyrannosaurus dined on fruit salad! It's true, since it's Biblical!
So why did the animals and humans start to eat meat? Well, they just did, God works in mysterious ways. Stop thinking about it!! STOP!
Why Did All The Dinosaurs Die?
As we know, dinosaurs were originally called dragons. Scientists changed to name to try to convince people of Satan's Lie: Evolution, which really should be called....EVILution! Hahahaha!! Get it!? But anyway, everywhere all over the Earth there have been stories of dragons, and humans have gone around and destroyed these dragons since they were poo-poo heads! The dinosaurs in the sea probably got bored or something and died off. See? The Bible explains it all....SCIENCE IS FULL OF HOLES! TAKE THAT SCIENCE!
THE END!