Psalm 94:16 Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me. ---- Psalm 109:9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow. --- Hebrews 12:4 Ye have not yet resisted unto blood, striving against sin. --- John 1:18 No man hath seen God at any time, the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him. --- John 3:3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. --- Genesis 32:30 And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. --- John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ---

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Note: All E-Mails are 100% Authentic, so send one in and I  will respond within a day or two!

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Mr. Nichols, I was wondering how your year was going. I hope you were not offended by any remarks made by myself and my friends. I am sorry that you have banned us, and was hoping that the restriction from the site could be lifted. I understand your concern, but I can vouch for my friend. Thanks,
 Your Friend in Fellowship

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Alright, you guys have taken things WAY too far. I'm an active United Methodist, and you guys are just exaggerating everything, and you're wrong about a lot of information. You're just trying to get publicity.
 
 You're not true christians at all.
 
 You call us the atheists?
 
 Think again.

Personal emotions and desires are inferior the the Will of God and the Word of the Bible. Prove me wrong with a Bible.

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Greetings.

>From all your other replys, I'd say you have the mind of an short-minded pile of shit. Please eat your own shit tomorrow and die. You insult too many people too be worth living.

Sounds kinky.

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Date: 12/14/2005 17:39:06 +0000
From: "Jacob Berry" <ernestoguevaralives@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: A problem

I noticed in the section of your website where you slate e-mails sent in by
people I would call good people, you are rather picky about other people's
grammatical errors. I think you ought to know that in the few articles that
I could bring myself to read, without dying of laughter, I noticed seven
very
basic spelling mistakes, that you would expect any man graced with
intelligence,
as you claim to be, to never make.

You truly are a joke. I hope that one day you will see that, and apologise
for the
evil statements made in your ridiculous website.

yours sincerely

Jacob Berry

p.s Where and were have different meanings. Maybe you should check that out.

"You truly are a joke."

No, all is done on purpose display what Christianity is about.

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ate: 12/14/2005 17:55:04 +0000
From: "Jacob Berry" <ernestoguevaralives@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: question

I read your 'Kidz page' and the story of Er and Onan was one
of the more surprising.
Is it a joke? I really hope that you are not encouraging
children to read that sick story. You are supposed to be a priest!
Please tell me that your whole website is a sick joke. Please.

Jacob Berry

It's not sick.

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Dear Jim .
     
           theres no point beating around the bush , so i'll just say it .
How can you openly say things such as these, and simply mock anyone who has an arguement .  i f Gods so pissed at us then why did he create the earth.
Youre a waste of space and an embarresment to humanity.

"and simply mock anyone who has an arguement ."

There is no argument. I'm right.

"i f Gods so pissed at us then why did he create the earth."

Ask God, not me.

"Youre a waste of space and an embarresment to humanity."

At least you understand the truth about Christianity. My work is done.

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Date: 12/14/2005 15:20:28 -0600
From: "matthew thibodeau" <hotboyblueflame89@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Luv your site

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I love the picture of the naked chick on your website she is supper  hot!  I
just thought that I would write you and tell you this because  you're an
idiot!  I hope that your kids grow up to be gay!

I Y Satan!
Satan's Princess

Earalia loves you too.

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Date: 12/16/2005 23:32:14 -0800
From: "Rex and Sherry" <sllamb@telusplanet.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: You suck

You are an idiot. You are a racist, sexist, homophobic bigot. And you suck
at spelling. You are going to be dissapointed when you die, because there is
no heaven, and I have no problem with faith, except when it is used to hurt
others like your faith is. You are a jackass. If there was a god, I know he
would NOT approve of the way you portray his ways.

Knowledge > Faith

I love you too.

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Hi

I think it's great to finally take the courage to not only talk the talk,
but to walk the walk.  In short- to actually FOLLOW the bible, not just
thump it.  To actually live the commandments and not just act like God was
saying things just for His health.  But reading your replies to hate e-mails
totally confused me.  Don't you feel it would be better to respond in a more
loving and understanding manner to people rather than to stoop to their
level and insult them (in what most would find a very crude manner)?  I
think as a representative of Christ you would try to react to people as He
would.  Isn't Christ's gospel a gospel of love?  And doesn't he not preach
to hate the sin but to love the sinner?  I just think that if we turn the
other cheek as Christ instructs, then we will better luck as being taken
seriously as his followers.  If you are going to represent Christ, you need
to have His light about you, and not an auora (excuse my spelling) of hate
or anger.  Hate (or insults) never proves a point to anyone- in their minds
it just validates what they thought all along about you.  But if you
surprise people by not stooping to their level and by returning their hate
with love, as Christ did ("Forgive them Father, for they know not what they
do"...and "He who is without sin let him cast the first stone") then you may
end up converting more people to the gospel rather than offending them and
turning them off to the truth forever.
Hope you don't take this the wrong way.  It's just that being on god's side
never requires spite or malice.  Or insulting the children that He loves and
hopes will repent and return to Him.  I'm not implying acceptance of
wrongdoing itself, only acceptance and praying for those who have done the
wrong.

--
(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´
¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•Valerie

"Isn't Christ's gospel a gospel of love?"

Telling the truth is more love than a lie.

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Kamusta! That's  a polite way of saying 'hello' in Filipino...By the way I would like to  introduce myself beforehand, I'm Stephen, 16 year old student, a  Filipino who resides here in the beautiful and majestic islands of the  Philippines (which I'm also proud of being the ONLY PREDOMINANTLY  'Christian' nation here in Asia), and a devout Catholic Church  follower. I would say I'm quite impressed when I viewed your site and  read a couple of things within it. I admire people who are well  educated and deeply engaged in studying the Holy Scriptures, and  spreading the Word of God. I'm also impressed on the way you argue with  other peoples' rants and comments opposing you, and how you reason out  to them by the help of the Good Book. No wonder the Bible's considered  to be the worlds' most best-selling and translated book. Indeed, it's a  worthy book to read...Although I, myself, haven't yet read the Book  from cover to cover. Anyway, regarding your site, how did you  instituted
your Church? What made you do it? Was from an inspiration  from God or from your family?...friends? Do you consider your Church a  'protestant' religion like the Lutherans, Presbyterians, Anglicans, and  the like? I got dissapointed and angered on how you linked other  peoples' faiths to Satan...as his followers/minions (or whatever you  call them). Once, I dreamed of becoming a priest or a bishop when I  finish my studies, because I believed it's a more better way to serve  God and to express my faith more to Him. But everything has changed  since I slowly gained wisdom...I've read numerous articles, books (recently the book 'Da Vinci Code" and 'Cracking Da Vinci's Code'),  magazines, heard other religions' statements...all opposing the  Catholic Church. Through its history, doctrines, traditions, practices,  and a lot more. I'm now aware that the Chuch I've been affiliated to,  hides numerous anomalies, agendas and shows quite a few contradicting  practices opposed by the/and some
not even told within the Holy  Scriptures. I'm in a deep state of 'faith crisis' (I obviously just  made up this term, hehe...)...confused of my religions' true identity.  I have been born and raised in a family whom are devout Catholics, I've  been to quite a few holy places (as the Roman Catholic Church would  consider) along with my family...Lourdes in France, Basilica de San  Pietro in Vatican city, Rome, Banneux in Belgium, and Westminister  Cathedral, and St. Paul's Cathedral in London. And in those places I've  been introduced to the Catholic Church's beauty, as others would say.  Now, I've been doubting a lot about my religion and even making  arguments with mum and dad regarding our faith. Being confused is a big  impact on me...I guess I'm one of the few Christian juveniles searching  at this early point of our lives, for the True Church Christ built. But  in spite of my confusion, my love for my religion isn't yet completely  lost. Why do you have to be so harsh in your
criticisms against other  faiths? I got a bit angry when I read your message against the Catholic  Church...Why is the need to link us to Satan? His minions? Why do you  have to say those nasty things against us? A 'true' man of God doesn't  speak of 'vulgar' words, and I know it's being taught in every  Christian faith of today. I know you know, that good communication  bridges to good relationships. You don't have any tough evidence that  'your Church' is the 'one' and 'true' Christian Church synonymous to  the one Christ built 2000 years ago. Many...I mean, all Christian  Churches says that. No one really triumphs in religious debates,  everything all ends up in a fight. That'll be all...And if ever I said  something that you think truly opposed you, I ask an apology. More  power! Pagpalain ka nawa ng Panginoong Diyos! That's Filipino for...'May God bless you!'
 
 
 STEPHEN ROBERT HONORIO
 BACOOR, CAVITE, PHILIPPINES                

"I got dissapointed and angered on how you linked other  peoples' faiths to Satan...as his followers/minions (or whatever you  call them)."

Reality hurts.

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The email I  just sent you previously isn't something like the ones you considered  as 'hate mails'. I even forgot to include to tell you, that I loved  your site in terms of your teachings. Keep up the good work!
 
 P.S.
 And another thing...could you please make your criticisms 'less-insultive' and 'less-harsh'.
 
 God bless! More power!
 
 STEPHEN ROBERT HONORIO
 BACOOR, CAVITE, PHILIPPINES

Hrmm.... thanks.

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Date: 12/18/2005 00:27:17 -0600
From: "kip podiluk" <davey101_4@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

holy shit you must be fucking stupid i cant belive you i cant believe that
you actually think those things i am an aithiest i smoke pot and like to
have sex with lots of women while using a condem and i mastergate at least
once a day im half asian and you know what i have alot of friends who are
gay you are the one who is going to rot in hell if it existed so one last
thing

FUCK YOU


please email me back you mother fucker

Spell checker..

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Date: 12/18/2005 02:32:47 -0800
From: darius@milkhair.com
Reply-to: darius@milkhair.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: your website

Is this website real or is this just one of the funniest jokes. If this is
a joke then I admire how much work you put into it.

I am funny, aren't I? Thank you.

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Date: 12/18/2005 20:12:38 -0600
From: "Cody Klimmer" <doomed_x_generation@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Hello

You're a hypocritical bigot. Your section about atheists is full of
fallacies and misconceptions. How about you open up your mind for once and
actually read up on atheists. I don't hate christians but I hate
fundamentalists such as yourself :) You're closed-minded, ignorant, arrogant
and afraid of stuff you don't understand so you go around masquerading
fallacies. Jesus would be ashamed of your Unchrstian behavior. :)


Your loving athest,
Cody

You will go to Hell atheist scum!

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Date: 12/20/2005 17:27:19 -0500
From: kpound21@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
CC: KPound21@aol.co*
Subject: thank you

my name is kyle and i wanted to let you know that you are the greatest
man alive...i have not laughed that hard in quite some time...i had to
thank you to give me something else to use the internet for other than
porn...keep on spreading the good word.

P.S. I'm sure there are many grammatical errors in what i just wrote
and i would go back and look for them but as much as i love the site i
am still a very lazy person...sorry if it is an incunveiencseiss

I appreciate your comment. It really means a lot to me!

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Date: 12/20/2005 17:49:50 -0500
From: ufoboy45@aol.co*
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: your web site

I love this site! It's so hilarious. I can't believe how many people
don't understand the satire of it.

People think they can know the Bible without reading it, magically.
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Date: 12/20/2005 20:26:51 -0800
From: Kim <meandmypink@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: earth's age

Dear Pastor Jim Nichols,

I am currently researching Christian Science, and would greatly value your analysis of something.

I have my own copy of the King James Version of the Holy Bible, and have thoroughly read through
the first two chapters of the book of Genesis, containing what is commonly referred to as the “two
creation stories” (as well as a few chapters beyond). Your faith in the second creation story is
noted by your references to Adam and Eve, who are bound to the second story. Your faith in the
first creation story is also evident in your reference to the first chapter of Genesis in your
response to the question, “How old is the Earth and how do you know?” in your “F.A.Q.” section.
That is precisely the topic on which I’d like to ask your analysis.

You claim the earth is roughly 9,000 to 10,000 years old, and that you reached that number by
calculating biblical lineage. Never in my examination of the KJV have I ever found any given
inclination as to the exact time frame between the creation of the first humans mention in Genesis
1:27, and Adam and Eve. After the seventh day of the first creation, the Holy Bible simply
continues in order of events, with no reference to the time frame between the end of the seventh
day and the creation of (presumably) the first people of measurable lineage (Adam and Eve). Later,
in Genesis 4:16-17, it explains that Cain left Eden and went eastward to the land of Nod, where he
found a wife. Given that Adam and Eve had not yet had any other children (with the exception of
Abel, whom Cain murdered before he left), Cain’s wife must have been one of the people created in
the first creation, or at least of their lineage. There is, however, no way to tell how long the
people from the first creation had inhabited the earth before Adam and Eve were created, as far as
I can see. Have you found a way to determine the time between the first creation of people, and
the creation of Adam and Eve? And have you included this in your estimation of the earth’s age?

Respectfully,
Kim

Cain's wife was actually one of his sisters. Stop asking so many questions since there are NO HOLES IN THE BIBLE!

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Date: 12/22/2005 20:54:00 -0800
From: "Kaylie Rea" <kaylierea@hotmail.co*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Another Question

ate: 10/08/2005 10:14:52 -0700
From: "Kaylie Rea" <kaylierea@hotmail.co*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Question

Quote:

Do you watch the Daily Show? What do you think of Jon Stewart?

I'm honestly watching it as I'm writing this e-mail. Jon Stewart is the greatest person on Earth.

____________________________________________________________________________

Are you offended that Jon Stewart is pro-choice and for gay marriage?

 

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Date: 12/23/2005 01:01:24 -0800
From: "Jackie" <ivan650@cox.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: question

After going through pretty much all of your site I have to honestly say I
wish I had never come across this website. If you as a pastor believe in
what you have written on your site then I fell sorry for you.  I have been
reading the bible for the first time and I would really like it if you could
give me some scriptures to read that state what you have written about is
true.  I am completely confused that you would spend so much energy and time
on writing about masterbation?????  There is so much other crimes and hate
going on out in our world today yet you have a site dedicated to what people
do in the privacy of there own homes?  Yes I can see where you might be
right in regards to rapists and sexual preditors and what got them started
and how masterbation could lead up to something criminal and henious but is
there not other things that you could write about.  I was brought up that
sex and sexual pleasure was a wonderful thing and that what went on between
two consenting adults was something special as long as it was agreeable
between both people.  Your article makes intamcay out to be something dark,
dirty and unexceptable.  I'm interested to hear your take on homosexuals and
lesbians.  Your e-mail states you are a pastor...of a church or
congregation?  Do you speak out in a ward, do you have your own
congregation???  If so do you talk to your fellow man about the topics I
have just read upon or is this an online only type of thing?

"I have been
reading the bible for the first time and I would really like it if you could
give me some scriptures to read that state what you have written about is
true."

I include Bible verses with my Bible statements. Look throughout the pages I make my statements.

" Do you speak out in a ward, do you have your own
congregation???"

They are always rolling back the prices here.

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Date: 12/24/2005 04:29:15 -0330
From: "danielj@nf.sympatico.c*" <danielj@nf.sympatico.c*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: I love you.

I love you. Your site is amazing. Good job!

Thanks!!
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 Although I got a good laugh out of this, I still wasn't sure if this was meant to be a joke or not. If it was, then good job, it was funny. If not, there are some massive grammatical and spelling errors and as well, it's impossible to get your view across when you make claims about what Muslims are made out of... feces. If you want it to be a legit site, I think it could work, it just needs some tweaking.

Thanks!

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      Hi Pastor Jim. I was just surfing the web and came upon to your
website. I saw a section of your website that quote, " A true Christian knows
Christmas isn't Jesus birthday."  Most Christians believe that Christmas day is
Jesus birthday so therefore the sentence that I quote above really got me to think
if this Christian religion is real or just a hoax. Please email back to me
explaining in details about the birth of Jesus. Thank you very much Pastor Jim.  
     
                                                                   sincerely,
                                                                       Felix

My point shows that most Christians don't even know what it is that they really believe. If people knew what they believed, they wouldn't believe it anymore, most likely.

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Date: 12/26/2005 18:32:09 -0300
From: Daniel Moreira Auto <dauto@fisica.ufc.br>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

I have to take my hat off for you, since you managed to draw hate-mail from
both Atheists Christians. I'm a little surprised that so many people didn't
realize your site is a parody though.
(You left so many clues all around the site)
I guess they were not reading it critically... (just like the bible)

Dan.

I like your analogy with how they don't read my site and how they don't read the Bible. If they opened the Bible, I think they would be equally as offended since all I'm doing is pointing out what's in the Bible.

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i noticed in your religious section that you have not added a section on
jews, what are your views??

Christians are real Jews and what we call "Jews" are false Jews. There was/is a split when Jews were split on whether Jesus was Lord and Savior or not.

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Hi.  I stumbled upon your website and am curious- is it a joke?  I mean, is
it made to poke fun at how ABSURD people are?  I am not trying to offend you
or be rude- but "Conforming is Fun" ?!  Praying with the girl on her knees
with Jesus saying, "mmmm good that's the position I like".  Either you are
totally insane or your site is HILARIOUS and I applaud you for getting
people all riled up.  Either way, job well done.

-K

I love a good joke.

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Date: 12/29/2005 16:58:41 -0600
From: Ben Anglin <ben@stisigns.co*>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Oh, man!

This is so over the top, my sides ache from laughing.

I love to see people get bent out of shape over something like a website
they don't agree with.  It's the same as tv... Don't like it? Turn it off.

I'm a catholic, and this didn't bother me at all.

Since we're no longer afforded freedom of religion in this PC-assed society,
freedom of speech becomes paramount.

I live in Austin,Texas which has a reputation similar to San Francisco
regarding homosexuality and liberalism, but I'm going email your site to my
friends, and see who goes postal.

Great stuff, pastor.

I'm glad you're open minded. Thanks for the comment.

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Date: 12/30/2005 22:11:23 +0200
From: "Nikola Moutsiou" <valosuperstar16@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: i love god and i thank you for ...

 LOVE THE DEVIL!!!!! I WORSHIP SATAN!!!!! HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN!!!! FUCK
GOD FUCK HEAVEN I AM A LESBIAN!!! I HAVE GAY SEX!!!!! GOD IS A QUEER LOVING
FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG!!! GOD IS A FAGGOT, PETAPHILE LOVING FAGGOT! KID HUMPING
FAGGOT, 8 YEAR OLD KISSING FAGGOT! GOD SPILLS HIS SPERM IN A 4 YEAR OLDS
MOUTH! GOD AND MICHEAL JACKSON SHOULD DATE!!! FUCK YOUR RELIGON BULLSHIT!!!
HAHAHAHA! HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN!!! FUCKING CUT YOU WHEN I SEE YOU GOD! GOD
IS GAY FAG LOVING BITCH CUNT WHORE NIGGER SLUT COCK ASSHOLE PRICK NUT-SUCKER
EMO WRIST CUTTING BITCH!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA"!!!! BURY YOU WITH
SATAN DEATH IS YOUR FUTURE BURY YOU WITH SATAN!!! FUCK GOD!

You nutty Greeks.

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   Dear Sir,
 
 I stumbled upon your website, True Christian, whilst googling something wholly and totally unrelated to religion. I found it very entertaining and informational. Your take on Christianity makes far more sense than the views introduced to me by many “Christian” acquaintances, and your responses to your hate mail is—in a word—hilarious.
 I especially enjoyed your acknowledgement that Catholicism is really paganism painted in Christian colors. As a minor in the studies of world religions (it’s such a bloody useless degree in today’s consumerist culture) it’s refreshing to know that there are people out there willing to make distinctions between the myriad sects of both “Christianity” and other world religions.
 Seeing as I am not a Christian, I will probably (if there is any truth in ANYONES beliefs) burn in hell for the rest of existence. I have accepted this.
 But before I go, I just wanted to give you a pat on the back for a well-researched and very purple website. It was a wonderful way to spend an hour.
 
 Sincerely,
 
A Random Fan

Thank you so much! I really appreciate the comment!

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Your rendition of Elisha and the "children" from  Bethel is one that is commonly misinterpreted. Well basically, I  checked this out a few years ago when I was somewhat suprised to read  it.
 
 Here's how I see it. "Go up" was telling him to leave, because they did  not sympathize with this man of God. They also mocked him which is  generally not something which an "innocent" child would do.
 
 Naar was the hebrew term used for the children, yet it could mean  anywhere up to 50 years old or so. (naar = child-old man) So really, he  could have cursed a group of men that were telling him to get away.
 
 - Jordan

How does that contradict my website?

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Date: 12/31/2005 17:58:05 +0000
From: "catherine R" <catherine_rules_the_world@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Talking about your view of Atheists

I believe out of all the groups of people you sighted on your website i am probably closest to Atheist so would therefore like to discuss/argue against, i suppose, some of your points. Please

note i am not, by writing this, trying to censor you, but simply give my views, just like you have.

Myth: Atheists have no belief in the Christian God or any of the false god of the other religions.  It has nothing to do with hate.

Reality: Everyone including atheists know the Christian god, God is real. We know he is real since we call him God with a capital "G" -- that proves it right there. The more than 2,500 accounted for "gods" are all made up to attempt to draw Christians away from the one True god, God. All these non-Christians hate Christians, as well as God.

Why are any other gods trying to draw Christians from their personal god? Surely it is just what people themselves choose to believe, and only if a person starts preaching do they start to draw Christians away from their god? I do not understand how you can just state that easily that all non-Christians hate Christians. Two of my closest friends are Christians, whilst i am not. I listen to their views and do not try to deter them from them, whilst i may not agree with some of them, i do not hate them in the slightest!

Myth: Atheists  are very socially conscious and strive for humans to live in peace.

Reality: Atheists are all anarchist who hate everything and everyone. All atheists are out to forcibly remove God from the world and take Him out of the History of His Earth.
 

I personally am not in any way an anarchist, and I think that this is applicable to all my non-Christian friends, aswell as Christian ones. I do want for humans to live in peace, whatever you may think.

Myth: On average atheists have higher IQs.

Reality: They are demons, meaning they are slaves to Satan. Since of this they don't think so thus have an IQ of 0.

I think the comprehensive way in which i have written this email should prove that atleast this one non-Christian is literate and therefore must have an IQ higher than 0.

Myth: Atheists are people to.

Reality: THEY ARE EVIL DEMONS! WRATHFUL AND HATEFUL NIGGER LOVERS!

Nigger Lover?! Where in the Bible does it say that those with coloured skin cannot be treated like humans to? Can not be treated with decency, and not be refered to like this!

Myth: Atheists believe in Logic and Reason.

Reality: Firstly, I don't like how atheists use those words. They capitalize Logic and Reason since that's the lies they worship. We use God and Truth since they are things we posses and we prove this by using capital letters. Atheists who do the same thing are mocking Christianity.

There is as much proof in the case of God as there is in Logic and Reason. Saying you prove the existance of God by using capital letters is just the same as any atheist saying they prove Logic and Reason by using capital letters.

I would like to end this by again stating i do not have a set state of beliefs, i simply felt the need to reply to rhis email. I would like to ask you to reply if you have time, and thankyou for reading.

You're an idiot. You agree with everything I say but cant see what I'm doing with the label game.

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