True Christian Church of Christ

Psalm 94:16 Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me. ---- Psalm 109:9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow. --- Hebrews 12:4 Ye have not yet resisted unto blood, striving against sin. --- John 1:18 No man hath seen God at any time, the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him. --- John 3:3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. --- Genesis 32:30 And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. --- John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ---

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I feel so sorry for you that you would have to get your kicks by putting
others down and entertaining yourself with this sick joke you call a
website. I would like everyone that is reading this to know that none of
what you say is scriptureally sound. If it was you would have an actual
argument instead of pointing out people's spelling mistakes like that
somehow proves they are wrong. I don't know whether you actually believe
what you're saying or if you think you are making fun of Christians. Here
this now: That is not how real christians believe. Making a website that
taunts groups of people and calling it "true christian" does not save
you. Hide behind your cynicism all you want but the bible will speak for
itself.

"for the fruit of the spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness,
goodness, faithfullness and self-control" Galatians 5:22

You sir have shown none of these characteristcs. Is your site kind? Is it
uplifting? Does it further God's kingdom? No. Then it is not "true
Christian"

"I would like everyone that is reading this to know that none of
what you say is scriptureally sound."

Hello Pastor Jim,

I do not hate you at all. It is obvious that you really believe your version
of the gospel. The truth is I pity you. The Word of God says that he who
does not have the Spirit of Christ is none of His. In all you are saying and
doing I do not believe that the Spirit of God is behind it. I know my Bible
(probably better than you) and I can tell you that God is Holy and that He
requires holiness, but what you are propagating is very twisted and does not
represent His love and mercy or His righteousness, justice and judgment.
Before you meet Him face to face, I would repent and ask God to forgive your
gross misrepresentation of His heart, His Word and His agenda. The Word also
states it would better to hang a millstone around your neck and cast
yourself into the sea than to hurt one of his little ones. I have hurt many
of His little ones in my life but have recognized my error and asked His
precious blood to cover me and cleanse me. You should do the same for the
atrocities you are perpetrating on His children.

May the Lord help you get free of the deception you have fallen into.

Earl Stanley
Pastor
Congregation of the New Generation

You do not know it better than me. The only person who knows the Bible better than me is Pastor Fred Phelps Sr..

John 1:18

¹⁸No man hath seen God at any time, the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him.

Yet you claim to know the Bible more than me. Oh wait, I probably took that one "out of context" since I disproved you. You are full of yourself.

"I would repent and ask God to forgive your
gross misrepresentation of His heart, His Word and His agenda."

What's that? Loving everyone and sending them all to Heaven. According to people like you everyone goes to Heaven since God cant hate anyone, since He is all "Love".

"asked His
precious blood to cover me and cleanse me."

You like bathing in blood and yet you indirectly call me Evil.

"You should do the same for the
atrocities you are perpetrating on His children."

So to become a Christian and not harm little kids I must set an example by bathing in blood. Thank you Captain Morality.

Just wondering why you have such a hatred for God and Christianity. Did you have a bad experience in a church? I really pray that God will open your eyes to the fact that He loves in spite of what you've done. It always amazes me how much He loves us, even though we are dirty sinners. I hope this question doesn't make you angry. I'm not trying to. I would just like to find out why you have such a hatred for my Jesus. He means everything to me. He's changed my life. I just wish that I could beg the rest of the world not to judge Christ by hypocritical Christians. If you could truly understand God's love, it would change your life, too. I am praying for you and looking forward to finding out why you hate God so much.

I have cruised your site and I do not know if this site is meant to be a joke or not...
But I really hope it is..
Because quite frankly I am rather saddened and disgusted by all of this on your site Truecristian.com.
I almost vomited when I saw the childrens' section, the things said on that is hateful and scary, it frightens and sickens me to think that some number of children probably have seen this. Or even worse, some parents may have actually subjected their children to this...
And all the things said about gays are unfounded, untrue, ignorant, mean, and based on old outdated beliefs popularly held true over several CENTURIES ago...

The problem with many extremist such as yourselves is that you encourage things that are NOT what Jesus recommended, you put words in God's mouth, so to speak..
And you teach innocent little children to be violent or hurtful towards other groups, just because they don't hold sacred what you hold sacred.

Gays are not pedophiles, just because a few creeps happened to like boys it automatically means the whole homosexual community is out for your toddlers...
Gays are safe nowadays from aids, because we found out what the problem is and WE USE A CONDOM...
Straight people get aids too... Aids is not a holy weapon against Queers, if anything it's a weapon against SLEEPING AROUND TOO MUCH...
And nowadays, straight folks get it more than the gays do...

Now quite frankly, parents shoundn't be hiding their kids from the gay couple across the street, they should hide them against Christian (or any religion) Extremists such as yourselves who try to teach them that innocent people are evil and condone them ganging up on them and leaving them for dead in a alley when they grow up...

If you remember Jesus' Sermon on the Mount he said that Extremists such as yourself start judging or wrongfully start judging and/or killing and extraditing in his name (Such as yourselves) will be sent to hell..(in so many words)

He also said to love others as you wish them to love you, and "He who is without sin cast the first stone"
Well so far only one of these three apply to you, and you are DEFINATELY not without sin and you hate anyone who is different... (By the way, I have seen racial slurs in your site too, you racist scum.)

That's all I have to say, now I wasn't sure if it was a parody site or not so if it was I will apologize, but if it is not, then you all need to be put away before you hurt a number of innocent people or infect others with your racist, bigoted, and just plain hateful way of thinking and make them go out and hurt a number of innocent people...

---------Alexi Wesly

Oh...My...
You must be an atheist making fun of Christians.

Atheists make up 1% of the world's prisoners
I'm 15 years old and have an IQ of 137
I'm a quote "Nigger Lover"? (sounds like the Pastor is raceist)
I'm a very sensative and kind person
I never try and convice people to become atheists, because they are happy being Christians. It makes no sense to try and convert them if they are happy.
I am not the Devil's slave
How is it that I am making fun of Christians my capitalising the word 'Logic'
There is a rise in atheists because more evidence is becoming clear of how the earth formed, how life has changed troughout the years, ect. Science has proven much more than your little blue book, a.k.a the 'bible', could ever do.
Japan's atheist population isn't even close to 90%
.01% of Americans are atheists, not 0.00000000000000001%

Hey man, I hate to break it to ya, but Jesus was born about 1700 years before America was founded. Jesus was not American.
Why would a charity group turn down a person just because of their beliefs? They can use a much help as they can get.
So you are telling me that God loves everyone, yet hates atheists.
The reason you capitalise 'God', is because it's a proper noun, just as you do Santa Claus and Zeus.
I hate everything and everyone? Because I was sure that I was a huge Chicago White Sox fan and that I loved my (christian) girlfriend more than anything else in the world.
Finding a 'black' atheist is extremely rare, most atheists are wealthy, white northerners

My grandparents are some of the biggest liberals around, yet, my grandfather is a Presbyterian minister.
Scientists base their ideas on proven facts, not a little blue book. According to the bible, Space is full of water, because people in that time saw a blue sky, and assumed that it must be water, you can see this in Genesis when it says "and God separated the waters from the waters".
Oh my...You think Barney is real!?! Thats even stupider than when my girlfriend got lost in a strait hallway!
Dinosaurs that have as sharp teeth as it shows in your example couldn't eat vegetation. They need to be able to grab on and pull the leafs off of the tree, not rip them in half with one bite!
...You idiot...You are so desperate to find somthing bad about scientists, that you are making fun of the names. How are we idiots for the names of the dinosaurs?
If they had two of everything, then what would the ardvarks eat? They eat thousands of termites per day. How would they eat if there were only two on board?
People used to live to 1,000? It had never rained before? It doesn't say that in your little book! Where the hell did that come from?
Dragons are mythical fire-breathing creatures, dinosaurs weren't anything like that
The bible never says that the dinosaurs in the ocean died cuz they were bored!!
I'm tired, I don't feel like pointing out anymore of your idiotic ideas. Trust me, there are plenty more of which I can point out anytime.

Date: 12/04/2005 11:13:47 +0100
From: Daniel Dombek <D.Dombek@sh.cvut.cz>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Faith vs Science

Greetings, Mr.Nicholls,

I've recently read "your" webpages...(www.truechristian.com) and I HAVE
to write to you. Actually... I don't know exactly what I want to write
because I am full of different emotions. I will be sincere, and I have
to warn you, meaning of this is an argument, not the offense of yours.
At first, I was thinking it's all fun and joke, but later statements on
that www made me almost angry.. I was fascinated that someone is able to
write that garbage. I am not against faith, but I hate organised
religion. I have my own faith, but simply it isn't like "some God
sitting on a cloud, watching flat Earth, when mankind is God's final
product...". How would you explain me for ex. that when a ship goes to
free ocean that from certain point people in a dock can see only hgher
part of a ship...? It is because of that Earth is round! How would be
possible that ships are having no problems going straightly from India
to America, across all the places on Earth? It wouldn't be possible on
flat Earth... Also your argument with Sun and Moon rotating around flat
Earth....it is funny! We have 24 time zones, and every timezone is
fluently connected to another and your "point of view" would mean that
the Sun spent half of its time "above Earth", and half of its time
"below", so it would mean that on all Earth it is night for half of day!
And it isn't!!!!! Or this thing with "pi"... try to make two strings
with length 3,00 and 3,15etc., and try to make round shape when you take
a ruller as diameter!!! These were only few things I want to mention, I
hope you at least thought about them.

Yours sincerely,
Daniel Dombek

PS: I don't think that Bible is implicitly wrong (same thing I say about
Koran, Tao te-ting, Mahabharata, Ramajana etc.) but statements in it
should not be taken WORD FOR WORD! These were statemets taken
metaphoricaly, not exactly! Imagine how would look this like:
"And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it
was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of
///thirtyone point four-one-... cubits/// did compass it round about."
And important fact, word "ROUND" does not neccessarily mean "circle
shape", also ellipse can be defined as round....
And also.. Bible is not only god's words, it is to a certain degree
modified by people from that region and times when/where they lived!
Same thing is true for Koran, etc. There is only one god/essential
principle/beginning... but different people from different parts of
Earth, with differrent lifestyles made different religions. What do you
think?

PPS: Please excuse my not-perfect-English... i am not heither english,
nor american.

I was wondering if God really thinks of people as slaves? I always thought
he treat us like he's child.But your site does have some good info on it. And
at least you take the time to get your message out. Keep up the good work.

Date: 12/04/2005 18:10:47 -0600
From: "Kaitlin Zapydos2" <neptunian_dragon8@hotmail.co*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: hi All headers You're site is so fucking hilarious. I can't stop laughing. Make more
crappy pictures like the goat I enjoy it tons. :DDD

Zapydos2

Dear you fucking idiot,

I am a true bisexual, and I believe in Satan. What the hell is wrong with
that? Because I am excited about going to hell and I am going to enjoy myself
down there that is wrong? I don't think so! Talking all of your shit about
gays and lesbians what if one of your kids turns gay or lesbian? Will you
disown them? Turn them away when they come to you? Laugh or talk about them
behind their back? I know that I wouldn't. To you making fun of other
people is fun for you because either one your not really a Christian or two you
are gay. This is going to send you to hell even though I will enjoy myself I
know you will burn there for all eternity! If you have any problems please
feel free to e-mail me I will feel free to comment back on anything rude you
have to say!

LOVE ALWAYS,
Satan's Princess

Well, I get it. It took me a little bit of reading through the emails. "It's in the Bible" "It's the American way": nice ways of being absolutely correct, thus showing the horrors of that book and American society, and your belief that Christians do in fact pick and choose, just so they won't be shunned by a Christan society. It also shows good usage of language to get around things. Very poignant point, and I have to say the absolute extremity of it forces one to take closer looks, being at first (and often time constantly) confused.

Peace.

Dear Jim

It frightens me that people can't tell this is satire. People from both
camps.
Then again, when I first read godhatesfags.com I was certain it must be
satire, then the horrible realisation hit. America must be a truly horrible
place to live, I am sorry.

Stephen

Wow. Andy Kaufman would be very proud. It all fooled me for longer than it should have! With tencommandments.org out there, I really wouldn't be all THAT surprised to see a site like this SOMEWHERE on the Internet!
PEACE

You guys are a scream. There's no way this isn't a spoof site. Thanks for the laugh!

Misty Pilgrim, New Mexico

Date: 11/19/2005 17:14:01 +0000
From: "kathryn palmer" <hopelesshearts@hotmail.co.uk>
To: Pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

How can you sleep at night? How can you say that because I am Catholic I am not Christian, when I, unlike you, accept people as they are, whatever colour or religion. Go and join the KKK if you want to spread racial hatred. Don't do it in the name of Christianity.

You make me sick. And you are going to burn in Hell for spreading such hideous lies.

I am not the sinner. You are.

"How can you sleep at night?"

I typically lay down in bed and close my eyes.

"I am not the sinner. You are."

Sounds kinky.

Hello. I'm sorry to bother you, sir, but I had a question to ask you:
If there are any books that you would ban from the public, what would they
be, and why?
My teacher assigned a paper that requires us to argue either pro or con for
book burning.
I haven't found any information that I can cite in my paper. Having visited
your site a many times before, I thought that you would be the best person to
ask about banning literature that supports swearing and homosexuality and so on.
Any help you could give me would be greatly appreciated.
Thank you for your time.

Dear Pastor Jim,

You are brilliant. My friend, Katrina, and I love your ministry. We read the
Bible daily. It's about time someone said the things you say. And Hitler? He's
dead, why worry about it. Katrina would like to know if you are interested in
extra-marital relations. God bless you!!!!

-Rhonie B.

PS. Have you read John 12:12-32 lately? Wonderful passage!!

What is wrong with you people? I thought that "God" was supposed to love
everyone one for who they are but here you are bringing those people down about
being lesbian or worshiping Satan. If you were a real Christian then you
wouldn't bring a person down like that they deserve just as much respect as you
"think" you do! I am bisexual and I worship Satan so what get over it there are
far more many people in this world that are then you know! I know many
Christains that are either gay or bisexual and their Church welcomes them in
like they are no different then anyone else. What you are doing on this website
is worng and I personally hope that you go to hell for what you have done.
Putting people's pictures on the internet so you and you friends can make fun of
them I think you did this to make yourself feel better but what are you
really running from?

Hello, I have a couple of questions for you

Why do you follow a jewish religion?

Why do you not realize that jesus was a jew and that christianity is gay?

Most modern day christians are liberals, we both know that

Liberals=Christians

Hippies-Christians

Hello 'Pastor' Jim. I am a normal 16 year old kid with many issues, problems, conflicts, etc etc etc. In any case, your website was being used by a wiki group by the name 'Conformity, Inc.' on the website www.elfpack.com . Anyway, I decided to come and see this site because I am a polythiest. Not athiest, not mono, poly. Believe it or not, I started hating Christianity because of things that people like you tend to say. The message that people should tell Janie should turn away from Witchcraft and turn herself into the church for proper punishment. Do you realize how sickening that is? Do you even know what the Wiccan religion represents? No, it is NOT the worship of Satan or Lucifer, or Beelzebub or whatever ludicrous name you think up for him next. They have NO belief in the fallen angel whatsoever. In fact, it could be said that Wiccans are athiests with no real God. They worship nature, and they're spell are supposed to be empowering to humanity, not a lost cause. You know, in fact, it is people like you, the ones that have this curious belief that if peole don't believe rigidly what you believe, your fat little lawn gnome of a diety is going to send them to Hell for all eternity. Then, your hypocritical views of 'embrace and love your fellow man' followed by 'He's a Hindu, he shall burn in Hell' makes everyone really, REALLY dislike Christianty. Fascinating, isn't it? Your pushing too hard results in resistance to todays youth and it's masses. And the Pope was wondering why is such a low increase rate of Christians in todays world ^.^'. Ahhh, life. Sucks, doesn't it. But, because of your relgious arrogance and egotism, I have started several groups to combat Chistianities tyranny. First, I started The Soul Collectors Guild within my school. The belief is that if the person donates their soul to me or one of my group members, all of the 'sins' that they committed to date are theirs alone. BUT!, after the soul is give, all sins committed afterward are not held against that person as they have no soul and are not affected by the whims of Karma. Then, when they die, we ritually burn the soul documents to allow the spirit flow into the warm embrace of the Gods. Secondly, I started the Polythiest Resistance Group to preach against your hypocritacal bilge. Thusly, I have also contacted Janie and given her my full support to her choice to turn to Wiccan. I hope you feel happy making your Christian website come off sounding like a weird new fanatical cult that rivals the Muslim Jihad. Congratulations, and may the Gods have pity on your poor delusioned soul.

Just as a follow-up on my last messae 'Pastor' Jim, If you wish to contact me, try going into www.elftown.com or www.elfpack.com and starting an account. Of course, since it is a place of roleplaying and fantasy (Yes, including the oh-so-evil MAGIC!), you may find it blasphemy to visit such places, much less start a house there so as to contact people and preach your false beliefs to deaf ears. It's okay, we've had lots of people like you there before, and they are usually shunned quickly. BUT! I will allow you the honor of know my Screen name (No, Jared isn't my real name...peh, humans...). My Screen name is Nekko Fox. Just type that into the Enter Username of either of the above websites and you will be taken to my house. I will be happy to answer your messages with the full extent of my knowledge and skill. Oh, and by the way, yes, Jesus was real. Yes, he WAS a prophet. No, he was not the son of God. That was decided by a Roman legislature and he was only named thusly by a slim margin. And, since it is a 'sin' to have sex before marriage, wouldn't Jesus be a sin against God as he was concieved before God and Mary were married? Consider that.

P.S. The bible? It was written by man. And man makes mistakes. God did not write the book himself and drop it into a mans hands in a glwing beam of light. It was written by people, so called 'personal accounts' of angels and whatnot. Think about that too.

Just as a follow-up on my last messae 'Pastor' Jim, If you wish to contact me, try going into www.elftown.com or www.elfpack.com and starting an account. Of course, since it is a place of roleplaying and fantasy (Yes, including the oh-so-evil MAGIC!), you may find it blasphemy to visit such places, much less start a house there so as to contact people and preach your false beliefs to deaf ears. It's okay, we've had lots of people like you there before, and they are usually shunned quickly. BUT! I will allow you the honor of know my Screen name (No, Jared isn't my real name...peh, humans...). My Screen name is Nekko Fox. Just type that into the Enter Username of either of the above websites and you will be taken to my house. I will be happy to answer your messages with the full extent of my knowledge and skill. Oh, and by the way, yes, Jesus was real. Yes, he WAS a prophet. No, he was not the son of God. That was decided by a Roman legislature and he was only named thusly by a slim
margin. And, since it is a 'sin' to have sex before marriage, wouldn't Jesus be a sin against God as he was concieved before God and Mary were married? Consider that.

P.S. The bible? It was written by man. And man makes mistakes. God did not write the book himself and drop it into a mans hands in a glwing beam of light. It was written by people, so called 'personal accounts' of angels and whatnot. Think about that too.

Is this a fake web-site? Do you hate christianity? The very existance of this site is enough to scare people off the idea that christianity might be for them. "Nigger loving"?, I don't believe this is an actual christian site. You've done this so people will read the crap you've got on here and form angry and uninformed opinions about stuff they have no clue about. Good going, man. You've really made the world a better place.

By the way, you have so many spelling errors it isn't funny.

Date: 11/27/2005 11:40:42 +0000
From: "Jon Seymour" <jonseymour@hotmail.co.uk>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: dinosaurs

Hello.

Dinosaurs exsisted millions of years ago. God isn't real, it was made up by
people who like to do evil things, then hope they are forgiven when they
die. The world we live in was made billions of years ago, not 6000 years ago
as you think.

Most christians are hypocrites, they preach on about how good they are and
how you should act, then go around raping children and having extra-marital
affairs.

Dear Pastor Jim,

I have visited your site many times now and find it to be crude, lude, rude and offensive. I love it!!! The "Kidz Page" is great but I especially enjoy reading the "Hate" mail you receive. I picture the people who write it as the same type of people who after watching the Three Stooges would say, "I don't get it."

What I think would really be great is if you could get an endorsement from Fred Phelps that would be awesome.

Keep up the good work.

Bill Roberts

Fred Phelps believes everyone in America besides his church is going to Hell since of the IED that bombed his church 10 years ago. Thanks though.

Date: 11/27/2005 12:48:16 -1000
From: "Akito Chan" <dafluffylemon@hotmail.co*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Ech?

I'd like to thank you on the behalf of every teenage idiot who needs the
bible simplified.

Yeah.

Personally, I always thought Catholics were a bit more prudent in their
teachings, but your Kidz page teaches me otherwise.

It never ceases to amaze me, how fucking dumb Christians /and/ atheists can
be. I mean, seriously. I'm thirteen and I got this stuff. That's ridiculous.

Extremely entertaining website! Please keep updating.

Date: 11/27/2005 14:54:24 -0800
From: Marc Lechowicz <Timothy@cvhsa.co*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Beautiful site

Are you in line with Gal. 5:7?

Please explain what truth is,if you are.

Thank you,

David,

Date: 11/28/2005 14:25:30 -0800
From: John DC <john_in_dc@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: site

Hilarious.
One of the funniest spoofs I have ever seen. You
captured the absurdity of myth-suckers perfectly. If
you have not already, check out bettybowers.com. She
is less toungue-in-cheek than you, but still funny.
Thanks for the laugh.

Hi my name is Jenny. I am confused by your website. Yes God tells us to not be tolerant of other religions, that Christianity is the gateway to heaven. I am a devout christian but what youare displaying in your website is crude and sickning. GOd also tells us to love our neighbors your site does not do that. You cant take bits and pieces of the bible you have to take the whole thing!! I am disspointed in your use of Rick warren. Rick Warren would not condoen your webiste either so there!!

Him and me have met several times in real life and he has already shut this site down before. Exposing his tax frauds displays his own hypocrisy.

Date: 11/29/2005 18:15:14 +1100
From: "Katherine M" <qtcat18@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Take a guess

Dear Pastor Jim Nicholls,

I just want to say that you are the scurge of the Earth. Your website shows
a true disrespect towards all beliefs and cultures that are not "true
christian" or "american". I realise that you must get mail like this
everyday, but I thought I should just tell you my own opinion. I believe
there is nothing wrong with homosexuals, abortion is a choice that should be
available to all, the world is indeed round, pie does not equal 3, rape of
any form is bad and should be punished following the normal legal system,
George Bush is a dickhead, that men and women are equal, the wiggles are
educational, dictionary.com is a great website, Michael Moore is a HERO, gay
marriage should be accepted, masturbation is FANTASTIC!, people have the
right to their own religion if they do not impede on those of others, Santa
is a wonderful guy and if I wanted to shave my head I can. Now, I know that
saying this doesn't mean much to you, you're probably thinking stupid
atheist lesbian, but you know why I'm telling you my beliefs? BECAUSE I CAN!
People like you with your fanatic religions will never rule the world for to
99.9% of the population you're a sick fuck! You will spend countless
generations trying to get people to join you, but you will never achieve
world domination.
So, this is from a pro-homosexual, atheist, pro-choice, feminist masturbator
who is not afraid of your petty words.
I wonder how you sleep at night.
From,
Katherine

P.S. I suggest checking yourself into the nearest mental institution for a
psychological checkup. Not that I think you're nuts or anything (is sarcasm
against your rules as well?)

Date: 11/29/2005 00:42:43 -0800
From: Becker <usinghurley@yahoo.co*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: love

I just have to say that I love your site. I think
it's absolutely hilarious. Also, i find it
aggravating that no one (well at least those who write
the emails) are aware of its true purpose. It's
obvious that you write everything on your site to a
perfect degree of sarcasm and wit. Why don't people
understand what your doing? The way that God is
portrayed in the kidz books, the one answer to every
complex question (God did it), and the one line of
creationist's perception of evolution compared to the
multiple pages of scientific fact you present -
they're all evidence. Basically, I love the site, and
although no one else may be able to decipher its
"complicated" message - rest assure that I DO. So
sleep easy knowing you have humored at least one aware
individual.
nick

The same reason people vote Republican and think they know more than scientists.

"I would like everyone that is reading this to know that none of
what you say is scriptureally sound."

I'd just was set a link to your web site and your kids page.
I found it to be very interesting.
With all of your "visual" interpretations of bible stories and other religious topics, I 100% disagree with on how you portary the stories and non-believers. Just to be honest. =]
I'd like to know what level is your doctronal tolerance?
What kind of doctrine do you endorse?
Calvanism? Reformed? Armenism? Deism? Other?
Do you refer to the Greek and Hebrew text of the Bible in order to get the orignal meaning of the bible since you claim that the NIV has changed or taken out words?

When you say all non-Christians are demons, are you sure about that? No one really knows who is exactly God's elect. So, just by seeing a "sinner" and branding them a demon is really not having much faith in God about whether or not this person could potentially be God's elect later down the road.

I'll e-mail you later about some other questions I have for you.

Thanks for your time.

Por Vida <><

"What kind of doctrine do you endorse?
Calvanism? Reformed? Armenism? Deism? Other?"

"Do you refer to the Greek and Hebrew text of the Bible in order to get the orignal meaning of the bible since you claim that the NIV has changed or taken out words?"

Date: 12/7/2005 22:55:14 -0800
From: Nikolay Voytovich <nvoytovich@gmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Question?

Hello Pastor Jim,

My name is Nikolay Voytovich. I really like your web site. I am a
Cristian myself, i came to US 8 years ago and i really like it. I have
on my heart to open christian dating web site. The reason why i have
this on my heart is that i searched some christian web sites and there
are a lot of people that just want to hook up. Even web sites like
Eharmony that is considered founded by christian is advertised on
television for everybody. I had in my heart to have a web site that is
advertized to christians only, with scripture and about being true
schristian test instead of some kind of phycological or Matching test
in order to get only Ture Christians togather. I would be interested
buying your domain. Would you be interested selling it, or maybe you
have some ideas.

Thank you and may God bless you.

Brother Nikolay

As an American Muslim, I find your site of great interest. Although I don't agree with everything, (obviously) I do agree with you more than not. This is not to say that I like what you have to say about (us) but I can help clarify a few things.

1. Muslims are taught today that Jesus wasn't crucified, but was replaced by a thief, know I know this sounds odd, but in most schools (Indonesia) we believe that he lives today.

I believe it is necessary to find common ground for enlightenment, not yours or mine, but the enlightenment of the true enemy, the non-believer.

2. Personally I believe in the old testament, and believe that these are the words of God, as scribed by Moses.

The new testament is fine for Christians, it is a good book, but in educating the ignorant peoples of America, I think we must start with the Basics. And who can argue with the ten commandments......except godless attorneys.

3. The break with me is the Idea of God forgiving sins, this christian belief for me is flawed based on my own experience, but every man must choose his own path in life, and suffer the consequences of his actions.

Not for me to judge.

4. There is wickedness in every religion, perhaps its the power.

the Templar's slaughtered hundreds of thousands. German Christians slaughtered the Jews. And I wont even go into the psychos killing in the name Islam. Other sects have to argue over gay marriage, and child molestation. It sickens me. Yet like you, I do what I can to try to help people and the less fortunate.

Its tough and I applaud your efforts, we may not agree on everything but you have my support. Christians and Muslims must work at making this a better world. I served in the US Army (11b,31c) and the called me the "Preacher". in the Infantry the young men in my unit where looking for God and didn't realize it, i just had to show them the way, now as I said I am a Muslim, but I held Old Testament studies at nite in the barracks, and by the end of my time at Ft. Benning over 50 soldiers knew me, and respected me, my command got to the point of sending the very troubled to my Platoon to see if they could be turned into productive killing machines. Some worked some did not.

If you took offense to anything I have written, you have my apologies no offense was meant or intended.

Peace be with you,

So Sayeth
The Impaler

The funny thing about most Muslims is they follow the laws and principles of the Bible far more than Christians ever do.

Date: 12/08/2005 19:59:54 -0800
From: "Justin DeMerchant" <justin_demerchant@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: creation and dinosaurs

Hey, my name is Justin DeMerchant. I came across your webpage while doing
some research on dinosaurs on the internet. I agree with your ideas on
creation and realize that evolution is false knowledge.
-the 2 Peter 2:3 prophecy has come ture.

However, I disagree with some the content on your website. Science is not
wrong. Evolution is wrong and evolution is not science. The Lord says,
Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the
reason for hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect,
keeping a clear conscience (1 Peter 3:4). Calling people stupid Idiots is
not respectful and your facts are not convincing. Carbon dating is
inaccurate.....but you dont prove that it is on your page....research carbon
dating and show why its wrong on your page.......Mabye get some better facts
together.....T-rex blood was discovered in bones in 1990..research
that......unfossilized bones were found in Alaska....research that.....there
are plenty of facts out there to support creation....find some...ohh and how
do you know what a triceratops used it horns for?..have you seen one?

this is from your site.........Proof Noah's Ark Existed

UNDER CONSTRUCTION, JUST READ THE BIBLE YOU NIMRODS! IT'S PROBABLY IN THERE!
DUHHHHHH!!!.........so they (some guy) found the ark hey?...that isnt very
convincing.....and why are you callign me a Nimrod....do you know what a
nimrod is?......Genesis 10:9 Nimrod was a mighty hunter before the
Lord...........

email me back sometime,
Justin

It isn't science since it follows the scientific method. Science is what you want to believe so it must be true.

you are fucking insane.
i really hope this website is a joke, because if its not you are fucking crazy

Thank you for your website, I really enjoy, I passed it along to my friends,
you should do something on this Chronicles of Narnia....

I read the original book (Lion, Witch, and Wardrobe) when I was younger and I didn't see how it was "Christian". The author was a Christian, but he just wanted to write a fantasy story. My current position is neutral.

WWJD
for a Klondike bar?

Would you blow Jesus if you get to Heaven?

Thanx in advance, for licking my balls.

\ :`'/
- BURP -
/ : "`\

Date: 12/11/2005 12:16:15 -0500
From: "Sarah H." <s_a_r_s_3@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: "True Chrisitian"

Well, first off I must admit that I was shocked by your website. But after
reading through all of the pages, it was so completely ridiculous that I'm
convinced it's a joke.
It's hard to believe that any person of sound mind would believe these
things.
The first thing that tipped me off was your picture of God with what looks
like a beer bottle.
The kid's page looks like something from an episode of South Park in which
they make fun of Christian extremists.

I read a lot of emails from people that looked at your website, and noticed
many of them stating that this site is turning them away from Christ and
fuelling atheistic feelings.
I'd like to explain to these people that this is not the norm. Most
Christians are loving, peaceful people who believe in Jesus's teachings
about loving thy neighbour. I mean please, he was close friends with a
prostitute! That just shows how accepting and non-judgemental he was, and
how he stood up to the hypocritical religious officials.

To make it easier for people to understand, Jesus was a philosophical,
humanitarian, hippy.
He preached about love, forgiveness, and "let he who is without sin cast the
first stone".
What a beautiful and kind man he was.
So please, don't let websites like these turn you away from Jesus. Even if
he wasn't the son of God, who cares??!! His teachings about how to live a
happy life are still completely relevant today. It's extremists that give
religions a bad name.

I belong spiritually to several religions including Christianity, Buddhism,
Hinduism, and Aboriginal Spritiuality. I also believe in free love,
recreational use of marijuana, and that bisexuality/homosexuality is a
beautiful natural thing. (First thing I'd do if i met Jesus would be to
share a joint with him:)

However, if this site is NOT a joke, then I pity the people that believe in
the things it teaches.
It's just typical of people that were brought up by narrow minded, fascist
fundamentalists.

Peace&Love&Happiness

"It's hard to believe that any person of sound mind would believe these
things."

Proves that nearly everyone who calls themselves a Christian today has never cracked a Bible.

"I read a lot of emails from people that looked at your website, and noticed
many of them stating that this site is turning them away from Christ and
fuelling atheistic feelings."

Who vote for Republicans who start wars, screw over the poor, and support alcoholism isn't a sin.

"I belong spiritually to several religions including Christianity, Buddhism,
Hinduism, and Aboriginal Spritiuality."

Christianity teaches there is only one God. In Hinduism there are thousands of gods. How do you do that when the first commandment says

Exodus 20:3

³Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

Congratulations! You are going to Hell!!

"I also believe in free love,
recreational use of marijuana, and that bisexuality/homosexuality is a
beautiful natural thing. (First thing I'd do if i met Jesus would be to
share a joint with him:)"

See above.

All I have to say is BRILLIANT! This is bound to be one of the most effective sites on the internet for highlighting the illogic and outrageousness of Christian fundamentalism. As a former Jehovah's Witness, I applaud you. I especially found amusing all the hate mail from those who have taken you seriously. Ha!

lmr

Date: 12/12/2005 15:45:27 -0800
From: Ben Herbstreit <bennigans38@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: "Pastor" Jim

Dear Pastor Jim,
I recently viewed your website. I just want to say
that your website is ridiculous and to me, has not a
thread of validity. Now I know you are probably going
to pick this E-Mail apart and see if you can make fun
of any part of it, and if you want to, go ahead. I am
only 16 and I'm not a so-called genius or anything. As
I said, you will criticize this but "pastor", don't
judge people. You should know that. It seems you can
not take criticism very well and in turn criticize
other people for minor typing errors or mistakes
pertaining to grammar. Your website is a desperate
attempt to sabotage the the hope and religious
background of Christianity. In the end, the truth will
prevail and everyone afflicted by your website will
know how untrue and libelous this website is. The main
question I have for you "Pastor" Jim, is that where is
there any proof that you are indeed actually a pastor?
Self-proclaimed pastors do not have any credibility
and you should state on your website that you are not
actually a pastor. If you are a pastor, then I feel
bad for you. I pray for you and the creators of this
website that maybe you will see the truth and realize
what you are saying. I am a strong Christian and
actually disagree with everything on your website, but
I do not hate you or anyone for that matter. So with
that, God Bless.

Sincerely,
Ben H.

"In the end, the truth will
prevail and everyone afflicted by your website will
know how untrue and libelous this website is."

I'm still waiting for you to quote the Bible to prove me wrong. I bet you haven't even read the Bible.

"The main question I have for you "Pastor" Jim, is that where is
there any proof that you are indeed actually a pastor?"

16 year olds who cant quote the Bible and say others cant judge while they judge have no credibility.

A strong Christian would have cracked a Bible. You haven't. I recommend you take a visit to godhatesfags.com to find a real Christian.

i need help. i am a christian but the turmoil is growing in my heart. i
have no support of any kind and i dont know where to turn. i have tried my
parents but like a broken record they repeat " i wish i could help you", and i
do believe them. they may be worse off than me though. i am about to be
evicted from my home and i have nowhere to go. i have a younger brother who is
already homeless, another who is staying with a friends family, my father
hasnt worked in years because he is "too tired", my mother lies, cheats and
steals.. to and from me. my financial matters have become overwhelming, my hair
is falling out, i think im losing sight in my right eye from not eating
properly, and i have found a bump on one of my testicles. needless to say i am
very stressed and frustrated. like a fool, i ran from the only beauty in my
life... out of fear. she was the true-est christian i have ever met, from the
best family i have ever known... they accepted me despite my colorful
background and had a major influence on the person i am today. i want to go to
church but i am afraid... when i went before it just seemed as though i was
looked down upon. that makes it hard for me to walk into another church alone.
i know we are all living in troubling times, and this is probably just
another email among hundreds to be scanned over. im not sure if i have turned my
back on God or vice versa... i dont know what else to do besides throw my arms
up and accept lifes beating.
Day-10, 27 yrs old, austin, tx

I don't know if you are serious. I don't care if you are serious! This site will provide me with endless hours of entertainment. I especially love your kidz page. At last, I have found somebody unafraid to tell me the truth about atheists (er, athiests).

I also enjoyed the following line, from your commentary on Easter: It's as stupid as a dead man coming back from the dead!
Simply beautiful!