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Psalm 94:16 Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me. ---- Psalm 109:9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow. --- Hebrews 12:4 Ye have not yet resisted unto blood, striving against sin. --- John 1:18 No man hath seen God at any time, the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him. --- John 3:3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. --- Genesis 32:30 And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. --- John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ---

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Date: 12/1/2004 14:56:43 EST
From: CHACHITIME@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: True Man of the People

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Date: 12/1/2004 16:14:09 -0500
From: "Brewer, Alanna" <BrewerA@convergent.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A

Date: 12/1/2004 17:41:16 EST
From: Chnotorious@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)

i know im emailing you a lot but i must mention that you said that this is a
'family' site so i am just wondering why you said i shouldn't be on the
website and you also said 'go home' AND you said 'noone cares' so i am just
wondering if you could get off your high horse and give me real answers and not
side-step them.
you also said 'go home' and if you are not completely stupid you will
realise i AM sending this email to you from my house and as for 'noone cares' well i
do so i would be very happy if you actually gave me your opinion and answered
my emails properly.

yours gratefully chaz

Date: 12/1/2004 15:06:13 -0800
From: Dustin chavez <i_am_a_homosexual@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Your website is awesome.

Dear Pastor Jim, as you can tell by my email address, I'm a homosexual. I took the time to read your site and I now know that I must stop my sinful ways of ass fucking and rimming. I cried tears of disgust and tears of joy upon reading about the glory and love of God. I cry when I think about all the times I've had penis in my anus, or the times I've sucked on penis until sperm shoots in my mouth. One time I even allowed a complete stranger to take a shit on my stomache. No more, I denounce being a fag and I will live for Jesus Christ the Almighty! Thank you Pastor Jim for being the wake up call I needed to get my worthless sinful life in the right direction. I know I will miss the taste of cum, but with the strength from God, I will find orgasmic pleasure in praying and serving our Lord. No more tossing salads or hot carls, or even masturbating while watching Saved By The Bell re-runs. I am on the highway to heaven and I will tell all my former gay lovers that they need to change
their ways before they spend an eternity burning in hell.

Date: 12/1/2004 15:50:18 -0800
From: Buck Studly <buck_stdly@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Help!

Dear Pastor Jim

I need help to find the true path of righteousness. I
feel that extreme right-wing Christianity and hatred
and intolerance of those different to me (as you
preach) is the only way out of my moral minefield.
Only when I learn the ways, memes and ideologies of
Bible-belt Middle America will I truly become what God
has intended - a scared, small-minded, utterly
repressed, Bush-voting shell of a person, committed to
closing minds everywhere, making the rest of the world
hate America, spreading our failed ideologies and
generally devolving the human race by a few thousand
years. Hallelujah!!

Date: 12/1/2004 21:07:42 EST
From: PrimalEarth@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Concerning the question of meat eating

Jesus was a Vegan.You cannot enter the kingdom of heaven if you even think
about eating meat ie; lust after or covet meat. Pastor Jim, I urge you to look
into the eyes of our animal equals and you will see Christ. So love him, do not
exploit him for your own meat addiction.
Peace and Jesus
will guide you to Veganism .

And where does the Bible cover vegetarianism, (besides the time before the flood when it never rained and all creatures were vegetarians).

Date: 12/2/2004 12:14:02 -0800
From: "Tamara Tress" <ttress@nksd.wednet.edu>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: YOU FUCKING GAY BASHER BUSH LOVER

You really think michael moore is a liar? you fucking crazy. people like you are crazy shit bags who need to go to hell.
and what the fuck is up with that evil looking jew stabbing christ? you have somthing against the jewish people?
FAG

Date: 12/02/2004 15:37:05 -0800
From: "Erik Olsen" <contro_amgadda@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Pardon My French

"for I feel every being on this
earth is technically equal, through natural selection."

"old men who were defining Jesus' and their personal opinion of what God, or
the Creator force, or whatever, wanted."

"due to the fact that it was founded on personal opinion, and all
references of it should veribly be ignored."

Unfortunately for you, over a billion people in the world think you're an idiot.

"Second, Jesus, a Jewish person it turned out to be, not only believed
in equality, but also, supposedly, trained under Buddha Siddhartha himself,
making him very much a Buddhist."

Just because Siddhartha was said to walk on water and all that doesn't mean Christianity stole ideas from Buddhism and Sumerianism!.

" When doing art, don't have your 'little devil child' draw it. It would
probably look better if you didn't use paint, maybe Flash or the GIMP might
work better. Chin up, fine fellow. Even white children hate you."

What 'little devil child'? I pay my little Mexican gardener's son, Pepito to do it for me.

"Hell, I am slitting a lambs neck across my unholy altar made up of chopped-pews this
very second."

No, you are sitting in your parents cold, damp basement, eager to finish so you can continue your usage of your lotion and Kleenex supplies.

"Remember, it's not what you believe in when living, it's if you have
faith in something, and you don't kill too many people."

Date: 12/02/2004 19:19:33 -0800
From: "Erik Olsen" <contro_amgadda@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: P.P.S.

P.P.S: I just thought of something. You said:

"No one cares." -P.J.

to a certain response. But that isn't true. My good sir, you didn't count
me, the people who wrote the hatemail, and us democrats. And my man, if the
bible was right, we should of all died a LOOOOOOONG time ago. And play some
Magic, it really helps stress. You get a lot of hatemail/spam, and you could
relieve it by playing Wrath of God to crush your little girl's Elves. I like
the Cheese Stands Alone, its very handy. And please think of more complex
responses to your hatemail. You sound like a monosyllabic mute, plus you
could use a thesaurus.

And remember, when 98% of the known universe are demons, demon worshippers,
or non-existant, it helps to keep a few guns around. Just in case one of
them death threats come true.

And please don't scrutinize the hatemailer's grammar, in moments of fury you
can get quite sloppy.

Sincerely,

Contro Amgadda

P.P.P.S: And don't forget us who believe in polytheism, such as the
Olympiates and the Titans. They are TEH PWNMENT LOL WTF j00 R0X0RS YUR
B0X0RS OMFG!!1!!

If you said something like that in real like you would see white men with nets coming after you.

Date: 12/03/2004 02:22:08 -0500
From: Outthere99@aol.com
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

You are a bunch of "fake" christian racists, guess what I am an athiest, so you want to kill me? God wants you to kill me , I thought committing a murdur was a sin??? Isnt it?!! I cannot belive what I am reading on your sight it is compleatley discusting! So women are put here on earth to serve men? Thats diragitory and discriminating against all woman kind. You are a bunch of idiots , who live in the past. I cannot belive you are saying women created sin, where the hell did you come up with that? Let me ask you this how do you know who wrote the bibile how is it compleatley true? I cannot even write this letter I cannot belive I am seeing what I just saw on this fucked up piece of shit web sight u dumb christian fuckers u will never defeate the Leberals

"You are a bunch of "fake" christian racists, guess what I am an athiest, so you want to kill me?"

"Let me ask you this how do you know who wrote the bibile how is it compleatley true?"

Date: 12/03/2004 02:49:25 -0500
From: Outthere99@aol.com
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

Anyone who belives a word you have put on this sight is the moron. You are compleate fucking idiots who utterly have the most fucked up reasoning on earth. All you do is quote the bible. can you defend youself without doing that? Let me ask you something how do you know the bible is true, what If someone made it up what if there is no god? I cannot belive how judgemental and racist you are twords different ethnicities. Why becuase god told you so? So if god told u to jump of a fucking bridge would you go do it? Yeah you probaly would you dumb ass becuase all you have is a book a fucking book what If it burns in hell then what would you do? How many people belong to your cult church of people who judge others and never look at themselfs for the blame? Your site is almost funny how bad it is. I thought god did not aprove of hate? Well you have a lot of hatred twords a lot of different things, like steaking naked .... what is wrong with that? I just have two words for you: Your ignorent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So bad that even idiots like you wet yourselves when seeing it, sending ridiculous e-mails to me claiming I'm an idiot and angry. You expose yourself to the public for which you claim I am, and you are laughed at.

"I just have two words for you: Your ignorent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Date: 12/3/2004 16:29:28 EST
From: BrittJ007@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: True Christian

Date: 12/03/2004 15:34:20 -0800
From: "Erik Olsen" <contro_amgadda@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: P.P.P.P.S.

P.P.P.P.S: Let me see.....

If the world is flat, then how can I go around it ? As in I start in a
certain spot, go in a straight line, then I would eventually wind up in the
same place?

Oh, and I made my own Bible. I shall call it the True Holy Book. So can you
dance a dance of doom?

You are wrong and I am right. And don't spell moron moran. It makes you
sound like a southern white supremist. Oops. Check this out:

(môr-on, mr-)
n.
A stupid person; a dolt.
Psychology. A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from
7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling
some degree of academic or vocational education. The term belongs to a
classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

Which makes you slightly better than a idiot. You're 12 instead of three.
And BTW, try to sound less like a pimp. They have similaer values for women
as you do, but hey, they please more people and make money. Plus they wear a
cool hat. I have reconfigured Jesus so now he is perfect:

http://img32.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img32&image=c9-JesusSig.png

And lets not forget your similarities to RonCo's Ron. Hell, you probably own
a Showtime Rotissarie Oven.

HEY KIDS, CANNABALISM SOLVES WORLD HUNGER AND WORLD POPULATION! LETS DO IT
TODAY!

Lets see words you should probably use better:

Scientists: Its not religon, its way of thinking. [Insert random expletive
here]

Jesus: Spelt Jebus. Or Cheesus.

Alf: Spelling it is fine for you. But could find a new media demon? Like
Invader Zim, or Spongebob.

Jesusman: He died for your sins, so start sinning.

Get your wife a hunk boyfriend she can enjoy. At least she can have sex
happily without you beating her unless she cries.


Thanks for rediscovering Nazism,

                          Contro Amgadda

P.P.P.P.P.S: The Bible isn't a good source to use, cause it burns. MR. T!

Date: 12/03/2004 21:37:37 -0600
From: "Antigen K. Neighbored" <pass@gateway.vid.com>
To: Pastorjim <pastorjim@truechristian.com>
Subject: shakiest

Date: 12/4/2004 10:39:14 -0800
From: Ryan Peters <guitaristofoside@sbcglobal.net>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

hey man your a total fag. you need to get a fucking life, stop fucking within the family its not healthy. See this is what happens when you fuck your sister one too many times, you become fucked in the head. micheal more is jesus and your a sister fucker so shut the hell up bitch. i hope you rot in the ground next to a nazi you stupid bitch.

-Jesus Christ (the guy that didnt fuck your sister and hung on the cross)

I hope you calm down before you have a heart attack. You are a very angry person.

Date: 12/4/2004 14:59:11 -0800
From: Jenna Katie <jenna_katie_email2004@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: go to hell asshole!

why the fuck do you think that only the people at your church are the people going to heaven?yeah well go to hell bitch!

Date: 12/4/2004 19:18:37 -0800
From: Erin Mcdowell <gecko_king1@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Hello! I love your work!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? just kidding! well here is something for you!
scroll down! i beleive that you are an outstanding individual!!!

Magus Anton Szandor LaVey (1930-1997), Founder

Magus Peter H. Gilmore, High Priest

Magistra Peggy Nadramia, High Priestess

Magistra Blanche Barton, Magistra Templi Rex

Central Administrative Office:
Church of Satan, P.O. Box 499, Radio City Station, New York, NY 10101-0499 USA

The Cloven Hoof:
Magistra Blanche Barton, P.O. Box 210666, Chula Vista, CA 91921-0666 USA

Translations Finnish French German Norwegian Portuguese Spanish Swedish

Welcome to the official website of the Church of Satan. Founded on April 30, 1966 c.e. by Anton Szandor LaVey, we are the first above-ground organization in history openly dedicated to the acceptance of Man’s true nature—that of a carnal beast, living in a cosmos which is permeated and motivated by the Dark Force which we call Satan. Over the course of time, Man has called this Force by many names, and it has been reviled by those whose very nature causes them to be separate from this fountainhead of existence. They live in obsessive envy of we who exist by flowing naturally with the dread Prince of Darkness. It is for this reason that individuals who resonate with Satan have always been an alien elite, often outsiders in cultures whose masses pursue solace in an external deity. We Satanists are our own Gods, and we are the explorers of the Left-Hand Path. We do not bow down before the myths and fictions of the desiccated spiritual followers of the Right-Hand Path.

Today, we continue to uphold our legacy by building on the solid foundation created by Anton LaVey, and set forth in his writings, recordings, and videos. Since we were the first organization dedicated to Satan, we have had extensive media coverage and been referred to by several names over the course of the last thirty-seven years: The First Church of Satan, The Satanic Church, as well as The Satanic Church of America, yet we maintain the simplest and boldest moniker, embodied in the words Church of Satan.

There are others who would try to mislead you into thinking that they are in some way connected to us, have “evolved” from us, or are in some way taking our place. They are liars. At the time of his death on 29 October, 1997 c.e., Anton LaVey left the Church of Satan under the command of Magistra Blanche Barton—his consort, mother of his third child, Satan Xerxes Carnacki LaVey, and chief administrative officer of the Church for the preceding 15 years and, at that time, the officially appointed High Priestess. Anton LaVey took the preservation of his Church seriously, and thus appointed many individuals to the Priesthood of Mendes to be his Devil’s Advocates, and this Priesthood—along with the Order of the Trapezoid and the Council of Nine—continued working with Magistra Barton to forward the iconoclastic philosophy synthesized by LaVey. On Walpurgisnacht of XXXVI, High Priestess Barton appointed Peter H. Gilmore as High Priest, and Peggy Nadramia as Grand Mistress of the
Temple—Magistra Templi Rex. On Walpurgisnacht of XXXVII, Blanche Barton and Peggy Nadramia exchanged positions, so that Magistra Nadramia is the new High Priestess, and Magistra Barton is Magistra Templi Rex, the chairmistress of the Council of Nine.

This site serves as a gateway into our philosophy, a resource for further exploration, a celebration of our past achievements, and a forum for ground-breaking new developments by Satanists who move with fury and grace through this current culture of rampant mediocrity.

At left you will find a guide to navigate you through our labyrinth. Herein you will find both wonder and mystery, as well as the bedrock of fact. You might also come across some hidden links—treasures for the diligent.

Please begin with the welcoming statement from Magistra Templi Rex Blanche Barton, which will prime you for your journey into our realm of magic and logic, mystery and wisdom.

Enjoy your time here, and if you find that you are one of our tribe, then it is a simple matter to affiliate and begin your journey with others who share your clarity.

We ask that you read our basic texts before asking questions, and there is much information here as well as directions to the detailed writings which will give you a full account of our philosophy and practices. If you do reach a point of misunderstanding, you may encounter some of our officials on the web, or you may contact our online representative, Magistra Peggy Nadramia at HPNadramia@churchofsatan.com.

Journalists seeking media representation may also contact Magistra Nadramia, and we will consider your project.

The adamantine Gates of Hell are hereby thrown open—boldly stride within and learn about the “Feared Religion,” or slink away in fear and ignorance. The choice is yours—let the games begin!

Our eternal thanks to:
Reverend Herbert Paulis for German translations
Tomas Lindahl—Church of Satan member, for Swedish translations
“Tanuky” and “Tezcat” for Spanish translations
Master Steeve Lamonde, Pascal Gauthier, and “Baron of A” for French translations
Rafael Mores for Portuguese transations
Matt Chan for Chinese translations
laksefisker for Norwegian translations

The entire contents of this site, unless otherwise noted, are copyrighted © 1999—2004 c.e. by the Church of Satan and/or Hell’s Kitchen Productions, Inc., and are thus protected by international copyright and trademark laws. YOU MAY NOT MODIFY, COPY, REPRODUCE, REPUBLISH, UPLOAD, POST, TRANSMIT, OR DISTRIBUTE, IN ANY MANNER, THE MATERIAL ON THE SITE, INCLUDING TEXT, GRAPHICS, CODE AND/OR SOFTWARE WITHOUT THE PERMISSION OF THE ABOVE NAMED OWNERS. You may print and download portions of material from the different areas of the site solely for your own non-commercial use provided that you agree not to change or delete any copyright or proprietary notices from the materials.This site is designed and maintained by Magus Peter H. Gilmore, with truly gracious assistance by Timothy Patrick Butler, and eternal thanks to Reverend Lestat Ventrue for greasing the skids. It was last updated on 3 December, XXXIX A.S.

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The Nine Satanic Sins

by Anton Szandor LaVey ©1987

1. Stupidity—The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.

2. Pretentiousness—Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.

3. Solipsism—Can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses and sensibilities onto someone who is probably far less attuned than you are. It is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy and respect that you naturally give them. They won’t. Instead, Satanists must strive to apply the dictum of “Do unto others as they do unto you.” It’s work for most of us and requires constant vigilance lest you slip into a comfortable illusion of everyone being like you. As has been said, certain utopias would be ideal in a nation of philosophers, but unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, from a Machiavellian standpoint) we are far from that point.

4. Self-deceit—It’s in the “Nine Satanic Statements” but deserves to be repeated here. Another cardinal sin. We must not pay homage to any of the sacred cows presented to us, including the roles we are expected to play ourselves. The only time self-deceit should be entered into is when it’s fun, and with awareness. But then, it’s not self-deceit!

5. Herd Conformity—That’s obvious from a Satanic stance. It’s all right to conform to a person’s wishes, if it ultimately benefits you. But only fools follow along with the herd, letting an impersonal entity dictate to you. The key is to choose a master wisely instead of being enslaved by the whims of the many.

6. Lack of Perspective—Again, this one can lead to a lot of pain for a Satanist. You must never lose sight of who and what you are, and what a threat you can be, by your very existence. We are making history right now, every day. Always keep the wider historical and social picture in mind. That is an important key to both Lesser and Greater Magic. See the patterns and fit things together as you want the pieces to fall into place. Do not be swayed by herd constraints—know that you are working on another level entirely from the rest of the world.

7. Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies—Be aware that this is one of the keys to brainwashing people into accepting something new and different, when in reality it’s something that was once widely accepted but is now presented in a new package. We are expected to rave about the genius of the creator and forget the original. This makes for a disposable society.

8. Counterproductive Pride—That first word is important. Pride is great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with the bathwater. The rule of Satanism is: if it works for you, great. When it stops working for you, when you’ve painted yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, I’m sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow, then do it.

9. Lack of Aesthetics—This is the physical application of the Balance Factor. Aesthetics is important in Lesser Magic and should be cultivated. It is obvious that no one can collect any money off classical standards of beauty and form most of the time so they are discouraged in a consumer society, but an eye for beauty, for balance, is an essential Satanic tool and must be applied for greatest magical effectiveness. It’s not what’s supposed to be pleasing—it’s what is. Aesthetics is a personal thing, reflective of one’s own nature, but there are universally pleasing and harmonious configurations that should not be denied.

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

by Anton Szandor LaVey ©1967

[Spanish, Croation]

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Okay..

Date: 12/4/2004 22:45:13 -0600
From: <sszekeres@sbcglobal.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A

Dear Pastor Jim,

I was looking at your site. And notice that you do a lot of judging of people. Have you forgot Romans 2:1 and Matthew 7:1-6.

I will pray for you, that the lord may open your eyes.

Sincerely,
Stephen

P.S.
You can not convert those you have already condemned.

I am judging no one. I'm just spreading the gospel. I hope that isn't a sin.
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Date: 12/05/2004 17:08:15 +1100
From: "Kate Galilee" <lithpth_are_thuper_fun@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: hello again!

Date: 12/5/2004 00:14:23 -0600
From: "Katherine Shearon" <dogtownlife24@comcast.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Question

Hi Pastor Jim!

I was wondering about your kids page? Is that all serious? Because it made me laugh. You are hilarious. By the way I'm a lesbian and I wasn't offended by your site at all. You speak and truth and I can't wait to go to Hell and have sex with Satan. We all know Satan is a woman. You know, the first sin and all? Woman are deceptive and evil at heart and we need you strong men to help tell us what to do or we would be so lost. I live in Arkansas, here in the capital. I've passed your church before when I had a softball game out in your city. I'm glad to know we have such strong Christian leader like you.
                      Sincerely,
                      Katherine

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you."
                                                      -Ralph Waldo Emerson-

"You speak and truth and I can't wait to go to Hell and have sex with Satan. We all know Satan is a woman."

"I live in Arkansas, here in the capital. I've passed your church before when I had a softball game out in your city."

Date: 12/05/2004 17:33:11 +1100
From: "Kate Galilee" <lithpth_are_thuper_fun@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: hii again

Oh sorry, you did reply to my email.. you just didn't send it to me. Well alright then. I'm a bit surprised you didn't decide to comment on more than just the P.S, but maybe you just couldn't argue with me. Well, in that case, I'll comment on your reply!

"P.S. Get some HTML skills. You're website sucks."

Where is your website? Did you get over 30 million hits in one year and featured on the news because of anything you have done? Tell me, who here really is being laughed at? That's all that really matters.

I pity you that your mother has sent you here to claim your superior morality over me, while okaying the use of vulgar language. You are no better than me.

I meant the colours and the layout and stuff. I wasn't talking about the content. You can barely read the text, and purple and grey is really not a very nice combination. Also, When you said "Who here is really being laughed at?" I have to admit, I was confused. I mean, if you laughed when you read my email you must be a very strange man, because I was dead serious. And one last thing. It's not like my mother was reading the email. I do wonder what you mother would say if she saw your website.

...

Date: 12/5/2004 09:20:23 -0800
From: Lizzie Parkhurst <jade_claw2004@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Hi

YOU FUCKING BASTARD! I CAN'T WAIT TILL YOU DIE CAUSE YOU WILL BURN IN YOUR OWN FUCKING HELL FOR SAYING WHAT YOU ARE SAYING, I AM A WICCAN AND I AM NOT A SATANIST! MY REILOGIN IS THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLDER THAN YOURS, I DON'T BELIVE IN SATAN, I HAVE RESPECT FOR ALL PEOPLE BUT I FUCKING LOATHE YOU, You are a satanic bastard so FUCK YOURSELF IN THE EAR AND SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lizzie

Actually your religion (Wicca) was invented in the 20th century. Paganism has been around roughly 30,000 years. Wicca is just a religion based on fat women with 32 cats who like to bath in watermelon scented salt baths and tell themselves the inner beauty is more important than outer beauty.

"I HAVE RESPECT FOR ALL PEOPLE BUT I FUCKING LOATHE YOU, You are a satanic bastard so FUCK YOURSELF IN THE EAR AND SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Date: 12/5/2004 12:09:58 -0800
From: "Bill Root" <whroot@gte.net>
Reply-to: <whroot@gte.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: More fodder fer ya'

Hey, Pastor Jim,

          How’s it hangin’? I absitively, posilutely LOVE your site! Us
True Christians...we gots to keep the brotherhood of Christ alive and well,
eh? Anyway, I thought it was critically important to stay faithful to
scripture and the material below will be a welcome addition to your fine
Christ-centered website! The first one reminds us of the dreadful sin
incurred by eating figs. Why, the darn things, when sliced open look too
much like a woman’s private parts, ya know? That must be why God hates
figs...

HYPERLINK "http://www.godhatesfigs.com/"http://www.godhatesfigs.com/

          And then, of course, we mustn’t forget shrimp and shellfish,
right? This web site will clarify the Lord’s unalterable hatred for these
foul little creatures!

HYPERLINK "http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/"http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

          But wait, there’s more! Below is a letter a friend of mine
recently wrote to President Bush. God’s spirit moved my friend and Pres.
Bush will be moved by this letter. And speaking of movements, I gotta go to
the porcelain throne about now...!

          Your friend In His Holy Name,

          Billy

****************************************************************************
********************

          Dear President Bush,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I Have

learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and

support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. As you said

in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man a woman." I try to

share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to

defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that

Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination... End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of

God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female,

provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine

claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify?

Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus
21:7.

In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of

menstrual uncleanness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell?   I
have tried

asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor

for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is
not

pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2.
clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him
myself,

or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination -

Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree.
Can you

settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev.21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a
defect in my

sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to
be 20/20, or is

there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their

temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should
they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me
unclean, but

may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different
crops in the

same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different
kinds of thread

(cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it
really

necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together
to stone

them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family
affair,

like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable
expertise

in such matters, so I am confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

          Sincerely,

          A Friend Of Mine

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Date: 12/5/2004 15:40:34 -0800
From: Julie <jehs_727@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: question

Hello Pastor,

I was looking at your website and I am somewhat confused. Are you a Christian Scientist? Do you share any of the same beliefs based on Mary Baker Eddy? Do you regard the Christian Scientists as Christians of any sort? Are there other Christians that call themselves Christian Scientists?

I appreciate your time.

Thank you.

Julie

Christian Scientists aren't scientists. It's just an oxymoron to piss of people in the science community and increase credibility from the general public.

Date: 12/5/2004 18:17:50 -0800
From: Kythia Minimoto <kythia08@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: True Christians

Dear Pastor Jim,
I was typing on my computer, when i got a message
from my friend.
"Hey, look at this!" she exclaimed, "This is one of
the worse things
that I have ever seen!" I clicked on the link that
she sent, and soon
I was reading your page about Atheists. It soon
became clear to me
that your opinions about Atheists, African Americans,
and the whole
concept of the Bible were satanic and very similar to
those of the
KKK.
Your comment saying that if a person misses one
week of church, that they are atheists and will burn
in hell is extremely offensive in more than one way.
If you have a deadly sickness, and are hospitalized
for a long period of time, you will miss a couple of
Church sermons. That does not mean that you will burn
in hell. The Bible says that if someone has confessed
with their mouths that Jesus is Lord and believe in
their heart that he died and saved them from their
sins, that they will be saved. Being saved means that
you have the Holy Spirit in your Soul, and that means
that you are a Christian.
You saying that God will not receive you if you
have made any contact with an atheist is a falsehood.
Also, you saying that anyone who has come in contact
with anything unclean will go to hell is a lie. Are
you Kosher? Because if you are not, then you have not
only touched something unclean, you have eaten it!
Have you ever 'lusted' after a woman? Because that,
even when though of in your mind, is a sin. Other
things, such as having a dog lick your face, or arm or
whatever make you unclean.
As a closing statement, I would like to say that I,
personally, do not believe that you are actually a
pastor at a church. In fact, you are probably just a
liberal lunatic, mad because Bush is president. You
are probably just a group of people trying to give
Christians a bad name. But, If you are not, I would
encourage you to post this on your site.
~ A true Christian

"Your comment saying that if a person misses one
week of church, that they are atheists and will burn
in hell is extremely offensive in more than one way."

Date: 12/5/2004 22:32:04 -0500
From: "Tim" <I_M_TIM@hotmail.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Jesus loves you, but every one else hates you

Jesus was Jewish did he go to hell? Don't give me one of those BS answers that you give everybody else. The bible says that god says don't judge others but you seem to do a lot of judging yourself. So I guess you think that you are the almighty one who knows all. I look at it this way: we will find out in the end, right? Personally, I think you might want to get some help for your insanity. You know, they make medication for that kind of stuff now. The bible is interpreted only because it was translated from Hebrew and it also uses old world terms. Hey did you know that the incense that the apostles used are what we would consider to be illegal drugs today. So when they wrote the bible they were probably stoned out of there minds. So how do we even know that what is written in the bible is even true? Some guy could have just made all that crap up. You have no proof that it is even true. Think about how many great authors of books we have today and in the past. You don't think that somebody could just make up a story and give different points of view within the book. I guess you couldn't, seeing as how stupid you are. You think that you are so much better then everyone else. I am beginning to think that you are God himself. You need to step back and take a look in the mirror. You must have no life, and I feel bad for your wife and kids because your head is so far up your ass you don't even know what is going on in today's world. It's pretty clear that nobody likes you and are a loser. Let's just put it this way you suck. Tell me one last thing though. How does your wife and family put up with your shit? I have to hand it to them, they must go through hell living with you. I guess that is how you know who is going there and who isn't. They must do a population check for you. Maybe one day I will see them as I am kicking your sorry ass all around the place. You should just kill yourself now you can get an advantage on me by getting used to the heat down there. You should also start shoving a size ten sneaker up your ass and get used to that too, cause that is where my foot will be if I ever see you. See you in HELL. Oh yeah, have a nice day!!!

"You should just kill yourself now you can get an advantage on me by getting used to the heat down there."

Date: 12/6/2004 16:16:22 +1100
From: "Hugh Parsonage" <bpar3414@bigpond.net.au>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: A contradiction

Dear "Pastor Jim",

Great website, really funny!
I just thought I'd point out a contradiction: You say that dictionary.com is
"wrong" and "satanic", yet you used it to define "cult". I am sure there is
a Bible passage here to smooth things over: maybe that this particular
article was written by a True Christian working on the inside.

Kill those damn atheists, how dare they challenge our beliefs with logic and
scientific reasoning!

Hugh.

Date: 12/6/2004 13:01:18 -0600
From: "Amy" <ajmorgan@norwaymi.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: you have a horrible website

Who are you to call people anything! Is that being very Christian? I don't think so! You are not supposed to judge people...that is the Lord's job!!!!!!!! God also tells us to love one another! Calling people faggots is not showing love towards one another!! I just watched their Christmas special and they did a lot about the birth of Jesus!! Would a person who worships the devil sing songs about Jesus? Probably not! And how in the world do you figure that they are sitting in a sexual postion!?!?!?! They are just sitting in the car waving!!!! How is that faggish? Can only gay people wave now? And another thing, they cannot be gay...three of them are married!!!!!!!! I think you should do a little more research before you go making assumptions and then putting them on the internet. Better yet, I think you should just shut your mouth and let God do the judging on everyone!!!!! If you really are a Pastor, you're certainly not acting like one! You need to delete this horrible website! Just because four men instead of four women have a show for children, you act like that's a sin. Well, men can love children and want to entertain them just as much as women want to! Does God say that is wrong in the Bible? You have to act goofy to get kids' attentions, because kids are goofy! They are not going to sit and watch a show that is dull and boring and have only lecturing on it! They need songs and fun and that is what the Wiggles do! So leave them alone and start working on yourself and becoming a better person! Maybe you are just jealous!!!!!

"Calling people faggots is not showing love towards one another!! I just watched their Christmas special and they did a lot about the birth of Jesus!! Would a person who worships the devil sing songs about Jesus? Probably not! And how in the world do you figure that they are sitting in a sexual postion!?!?!?! They are just sitting in the car waving!!!! How is that faggish? Can only gay people wave now?"

I know you're talking about my page on the Wiggles, but please, let people know what you are talking about (you sound like an rambling drunk).

Date: 12/6/2004 11:31:09 -0800
From: Buck Studly <buck_stdly@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: LOL!

Dear Pastor,

Love the site! The hate-mail pages made me laugh so
much that I shit in my pants! For real! Then I ate
the shit! It was totally delicious, I think it must
be all the Mexican food I've been eating recently.
¡Muy caliente!

Then I went and had group sex with a bunch of random
homeless guys, so it's been a textbook evening all in
all!

Regards,

Buck

PS it would be totally hot if you had sex with your
son and posted the pictures on the website

Date: 12/06/2004 17:19:13 -0600
From: "Leavening H. Economizing" <waling@svtech.com.sg>
To: Pastorjim <pastorjim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Good evening.

How's tricks?

The red-letter days, now become, to all intents and purposes, dead-letter days.

Hasta pronto

Date: 12/6/2004 17:49:29 -0600
From: Sanjuana Martínez <sanjuanamartin@yahoo.com.mx>
To: pastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Interview...

Dear pastor Jim:

I'm a mexican journalist and I would like interview pastor Thomas Robb.
Please, tell me, when is possible.
Thank you very much.

Sanjuana Martínez

Sanjuana Martínez
Revista PROCESO Corresponsal
331 Anza St. 208A
San Francisco, California
Tel y Fax: 415-387-7872

I'm sorry, but I cant set that sort of thing up. You would have to check out kkk.com if it's still up to try to contact him.

Date: 12/6/2004 18:29:49 -0800
From: john tracy <johnmtracy@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Christmas

Dear Jim,

I know you feel that decorating trees and houses and Santa Claus do
not fit in with celebrating Christ's birth and you refer to such
practices as evil, so I was wondering how you observe Christmas Day.

John

=====
john tracy
johnmtracy@yahoo.com

Christmas should be a day of family gatherings. We simply just have a nice dinner and do family times together. Board games, movies, sports, all that fun stuff.

Date: 12/6/2004 20:08:37 -0800
From: Kurt Steinberg <queer_dustin_diamond_fan@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Great website!

Pastor Jim,

Thank you for putting up such an informative website!
Do people in your Church ever meet with you and eat
dinner? I'd like to meet with you and your family and
possibly also your parish for a light dinner. Please
bring some lettuce and carrots and I will be sure to
toss your salad for all to see and enjoy. If you're
not up for dinner, I could also serve you a hot lunch!
Also, do you need a pair of Arabian goggles? I have
a heavy pair you might like.

- Kurt Steinberg

If your going to toss the salad then we are going to have to suck down some hot dogs to finish the meal.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Date: 12/7/2004 00:20:53 EST
From: Nkrun25@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: no slander, just question

I don't mean any offense, but is your website a joke? Or are you being
blatantly honest?

Date: 12/7/2004 13:38:55 +0000
From: teresa sugrue <teresas1979@yahoo.co.uk>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Catholicism evil?

I grew up in a roman catholic faith which does not
teach any of the things your website poses. The fact
is that all christian denominations have members who
are really christians and those who are not. You quote

"Catholics believe that Mary’s prayers and good works
redeem us. Even though the Bible says that Jesus is
our only mediator between God and man."

Catholics do offer prayers to God and to Jesus THROUGH
Mary but never for redemption. They ask for her
intercession on matters where they find it difficult
to communicate with God. For example my mother died of
cancer last year and my father found it difficult to
pray directly to God to save her and so offered his
prayers via Mary (this is meant as an act of humility
and respect). Many christians would have rejected
Christ at the time my mother died as they would have
seen it as God's refusal to answer their prayers (yes
I have really witnessed this!). Catholics offer
prayers via Mary so as not to question God's grace.

I have not met a single catholic who practises any of
what is on your website. They merely see Mary as the
holy mother of Jesus chosen by GOD - there must have
been sthg special about her for her to be chosen as
his son's human parent...

If what you said on your website was really the
exponent of Catholic teaching then no Catholics would
ever be saved and until Jesus' return we cannot be
sure. However to say Catholicim is evil is almost
certainly blasphemous (as Catholics read and believe
in the bible you quote against them - purely out of
context). I have visited a place where there has been
a "Mary sighting" - contrary to what you show it is
not purely that she has been seen there but that Jesus
Christ has performed miracles in the places in which
she has been seen. Those who say Jesus cannot perform
these miracles are the ones condemning people to hell
(I have been to many Christian churches which do
this.)

I think the most important point to make is that it is
through Jesus Christ that are saved and all Catholics
I know agree to this and believe it whole-heartedly.
The main thing I find christians divided over is what
is known as "eternal salvation" - i.e. once you have
been saved that's it. This is where RC doctrine gets
taken out of context. If eternal salvation were true,
one could simply commit to Christ and then lead as
sinful a life as possible knowing they have been
saved. Catholicism teaches through the bible that this
is untrue. You have a responsibility to accept your
salvation in the way God intended it which means that
you obey the 10 commandments especially the two which
Jesus said were most important. You live your life the
way in which God intended - HIS WAY not your way. This
is what Catholicism means when it says throiugh faith
and works you are saved.

Date: 12/07/2004 10:05:35 -0600
From: "karl trash" <garbagedump@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

Date: 12/7/2004 15:01:42 EST
From: SCREECHTROLL@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Butt Fuck

Hey Pastor Jim,
Nice page you have here. I was just wondering if you would be interested in
a nice dirty sanchez? Or how bout some hot dumpster sex, Slater style! I would
dress as Slater with a mullet and some burritos in my pockets and bang your
starfish until you screamed for mercy! No one could save your ass from
Slater! I tried to look up your church but it dosent seem to exist! Thats kinda
funny. Mabey when we hook up you could dress as the double dog himself, SCREECH!
The double dog is the only true god with firm pasty buttcheeks and a sweet
taint. I hope you let me fart in your face some day!
Behold the double dog,
ROCCO

Date: 12/7/2004 16:14:50 EST
From: LindyNRugrats@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Im a christian and i want to say what I think about your site

No offense but you do not have to go to your church to go to heaven, if you
knew the Bible you wold know this. If you knew the Bible you would know that
Jesus said not to swear like you swear on your site. You also say somewhere
"God especially hates these people". Well God does not hate any People he loves
all of his Children, even murderers,Rapists, Homosexuals etc.... If you knew
the Bible you would know this. You also call people names. What kind of
Chritians are you? If you keep this up you will probably go to Hell.

Just wanted to let you know
you can E-mail me back at Dukeofwarren@aol.com
GODBLESS!

Date: 12/7/2004 16:33:29 -0800
From: "Kayla Bruner" <XSHADOWPASSINTHRUX@peoplepc.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A

Oh my goodness, I am ashamed by this site. I have never read anything so
disgraceful. I am an atheist, and I am not promoting evil in our world. I am
a bisexual, and I am not a preditor.

I am trying to understand your point of view, but your site is littered with
words like "faggot" and "nigger." Makes you seem like an uneducated
hypocrite.

Women, gays, and those of other religions are the same you idiot.

I am a woman, bisexual atheist. Boy you must be scared now, huh?

You are nothing more than a terrified child, masking your fears with faith.

And I have some questions:

1. You call homosexuals pedophiles. Why? From what I know, homosexual means
someone "with romantic or sexual attraction to the same gender."

2. Um, you said in your website, "all fags have aids" That is really stupid.
Prove to me that all homosexual's have aids.

3. Three, you have a problem with fat people. Why?

Good luck in life. I hope you soon see that what you are doing is terrible.
If not, whatever. You are just a sad person with no life.

- Kayla

Oh please. All you atheists do is promote equality for all and pacifism. That's VERY Evil!

"I am trying to understand your point of view, but your site is littered with
words like "faggot" and "nigger." Makes you seem like an uneducated
hypocrite."

Date: 12/7/2004 19:52:36 -0800
From: sulaimon oluwa <olu_shell@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: i luv this church.

hello

pastor i am oluwa 4rm nigeria ,i have been hearing alot about this church from my cousin who happen to be a member of ur church there in american ,but i luv to be with u for a while. may be when you will have a crusade or special prayer scheme ,i luv to be there .right now my school is on holiday may be i could seek the opportunity to come down there and worship with u may be a week or two i will be very very glad if ur church could give me this opportunity to see the wonderfull things ur church has been doing may god bless uuu..

bye 4 now awits ur reply.
kunle

Date: 12/7/2004 21:09:15 -0800
From: "Jesse Card" <JesseCard@mail.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Condensation:

Hey there,
Love the site, but I have a question to something referred to on your "The Earth Isn't Round" page. Where in the Bible say that condensation is false?
Thank you,
Rev. Jesse C.

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Date: 12/08/2004 16:21:43 +0000
From: "niek alofs" <nikosalofs@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: why this way

i don't see what you are trying to do with this site, all those things about
hate agaist atheists and jews.
People have the rights to believe what ever they are and the way you are
doing it doesn;t seem the right way.
Let the people believe in God on their own way and don't say those awfull
things about people with different religion believes.

Nikos

Date: 12/8/2004 13:15:23 -0600
From: "Jessica Sims" <jsimes16@hotmail.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A

Although I do not agree with your website, I respect you for doing it. But, I really have a problem when there are obvious grammatical errors. For example..."How do I know YOUR a true Christian?" This is just basic stuff, it of course should be "you're". Thanks.

Date: 12/8/2004 13:33:50 -0800
From: Jose Martinez <cocksmoker1969@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: you are my hero!

Pastor Jim, I came across your site while looking for gay porn, and your site came up. I took a look at your family, and I must say, you are a very handsome looking man. I played with my flacid penis and stroked it until it got hard enough to insert into a bagel. I imagine shooting load after load of spunk into your beautiful mane of a head. I imagine that I would tie you up to that tree your standing by and lick your asshole clean. I'm gay that's what I do to other men. That's what I'd like to do to you, only I think I would also add a donkey punch while I fuck your ass. That's where right before I cum, I punch you right in the back of the head, causing you to clench your ass muscles, so I get a really tight sensation on my meat stick before I unload a liter of my man milk into your most private of areas. Does this turn you on? I've heard that you had a few problems with the law involving little boys, so I thought maybe you were game for some Greek wrestling. I'm sure right now you
are stroking your cock and finding something that you can jizz all over. Don't even think about jizzing on your bible Jim, that would make baby Jesus cry. I usually shoot my seed on the Wall Street Journal and I lick it clean soon after. Dried Sperm isn't as good as it sounds Jim. So I guess I really just wanted to try to get you into the sack Jim. I do have much respect for people like you, who live by the bible and try to get others to do the same. If you're not interested in hooking up for gay sex, I'll understand Jim, but I can always spank it to your picture. By the way, are you an English major? You don't seem to posses the skills to debate, or even defend yourself, but you sure can correct peoples bad spelling. You go Jim, you rid the world of demons and bad spellers. Do it for the children Jim, dammit, if not for anything else. O God would I still would love to skull fuck you. You are making me pitch a tent in my pants Jim, please talk your sexy religious talk to me. Maybe
next time when your wife is on the rag and you've got her locked up, we can hook up and I'll make you bleed in your anus. It only hurts for a little bit, than it feels so good. We queers aren't all that bad, the only difference is that whole fucking another man in the ass thing. Oh shit I'm getting so wet with all this dirty talk. Well I guess I should wrap it up so I can jerk off some more while I watch Saved by the Bell on TV. Peace out and my the Lord be with you.

Date: 12/08/2004 15:53:51 -0800
From: "Erik Olsen" <contro_amgadda@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: REDNECK HICK SHIT!

Dear Sir or Madam,

    Recently your site had offended me, for I feel every being on this
earth is technically equal, through natural selection. Sadly, humans have
found a way to cheat this proccess, but that is beside the point. I know you
have the right to this point of view, as innaccurate as it is, but my
feelings must be heard. And I expect a resonse.

    First of all, the Bible as you know it, was probably written by fogey,
old men who were defining Jesus' and their personal opinion of what God, or
the Creator force, or whatever, wanted. It is impossible to use this source
creditably, due to the fact that it was founded on personal opinion, and all
references of it should veribly be ignored.

    Second, Jesus, a Jewish person it turned out to be, not only believed
in equality, but also, supposedly, trained under Buddha Siddhartha himself,
making him very much a Buddhist.

    Third, I heard the first level of Hell is a pretty darn nice place. All
beaches, lawn chairs, and martinis. And according to you, I am probably
going there, I will have fun.

    When doing art, don't have your 'little devil child' draw it. It would
probably look better if you didn't use paint, maybe Flash or the GIMP might
work better. Chin up, fine fellow. Even white children hate you.

    And what did I forget? Oh, right, I am an agnostic. So I will think
your way is creditable, but it's the most full o' shit religon I have seen
in a long time. At least pagans had a good time, sacrificing things. Hell, I
am slitting a lambs neck across my unholy altar made up of chopped-pews this
very second.

    And my dear sir, don't state such racist and sexist things, or you may
just get the Anti-Defamation League or some women's rights grouo half-way up
ypur ass. Nothing is more embarassing then getting the crap beaten out of
you by a liberal woman.

SEEING AS U ONLI POST FLAMIN H@T3 MYL, I NEED TO DU TIS. U R A
MUTHAFUCKIN' COCK SUCKIN' SON OF A INCESTUAL BITCH WHOSE REDNECK
WHITE-SUPREMIST NAZI WHO WILL DIE A SLOW AND PIANFUL DETH IN HELL. I just
had to say that.

And lets not forget us 'Sciencismists'. Genius, like using LIEBERAL. I
could of never thought of it. And not only do I spell better, I also
masturbate, think homosexaulity is right and homosexuals (not fag ot faggot,
fag is a British term for cigarette and faggot is a bundle of sticks or
twigs, especially wood to be burned as fuel, plus it's politically
incorrect.), women are people too and their menstrual periods don't make
them dirty, plus they have orgasm(s) too, I believe Alf is the best guy
ever, I am a liberal, and the fact that you believe Hitler was a great guy,
supporting him means you support the deaths of over 45 Million people.

ELECT? Its "ELITE". Shithead. I saw better grammar in the three year old
with a brain tumor.

    Are you really REALLY serious? You see me and my anarchist girl friend,
girl friend, a friend that is a girl, got into this really big argument over
whether you were a serious person or a silly billy. So here's the question:
are you a brilliant western religon analyzer, or are you a crazy nazi
white-supremist KKK lovin' redneck Alambama son-of-a-incestual-bitch? If the
latter, find some psychiatric help, it probably isn't healthy to think the
way you think. Well, before one of those death threats sent to you become
true. GAY MAFIA RULEZ!

All those people that you know. All those people that you know. All those
people that you know, loatin' in the river are logs. I could buy myself a
reason. I could sell myself a job. I could hang myself on treason. All the
folks I know are gone. All the people that you know. All the people that you
know. All the people that you know floatin' in the river are logs. So I ate
the wedding cake 'til the whole damn thing was gone. And I'm gonna drown the
ocean. Now ain't none o' that so wrong? All the people that you know. All
those people that you know. All those people that you know
floatin' in the river are gone. Gonna take this sack of puppies. Gonna set
it out to freeze. Gonna climb around on all fours 'til all the blood falls
out my knees. All the people that you know. All the people that you know.
All those people that you know, floatin' in the river are logs. Well let's
take this potted plant to the woods and set it free. I'm gonna tell the
owners just how nice that was of me. I could buy myself a reason. I could
sell myself a job. I could hang myself on treason. For I am my own damn god.
Oh HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!

And since you seem to have very similar opinions to that of a pimp, you
could make a good bit of money pimping off your wife and daughter. Hey, it
would only lessen their daily beatings, so you don't have to worry 'bout
that.

And all because you think you are right, and we are wrong, doesn't make
that true. At least you read the semi-good-really-bad-book. And I expect a
comprehensive, NOTE: comprehensive, look it up you twat, response to this
thought out hate-mail.

Remember,to go to heaven it's not what you believe in when living, it's
if you have faith in something, and you don't kill too many people. And
hooray! If you actually read to this point, you have just attained a
slightly higher IQ and just outlived your usefulness. Enjoy the
assasination.


DEUS EX MACHINA,

            Contro Amgadda

P.S. Thank you my dear sir, for letting me find a place to vent. And
remember, scientists know that some dinosaurs ate meat, its elementry. Oh,
wait, you did not go to school. Sorry. Just listen to an old book and
brainwash more children. And try looking at Maddox's BEST SITE IN THE
UNIVERSE and Weebl's Stuff. I bet you'll get a warm welcome there, Mr.
He-Who-Knows-Every-Last-Thing-In-The-Universe-Where-He-Stands. And I've
formed my own church, thank you. Add the Paganistic Homosexual Demonic
Sceintifically-correct Equalibrium Chirch of Former Night Gods to the fancy
hyper-linked site of yours. Ciao.

Date: 12/08/2004 16:14:05 -0800
From: "Erik Olsen" <contro_amgadda@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: FUCKER!

SICKO! LOOK AT MY ATTACHMENTS! I CAN DO WHAT YOU DO!
You did this? "divided it through the how many parents they all had and look
at the lineages backwards". So, they had 2 parents apiece, divide 6 BILLION
people by 2, you get 3 billion? Where did you get 9000-10000? Shit. Head.
You and your crazy people are crazy. Smoke some pot. It's the crazy superbud
that if smoked will bring about world peace.

Date: 12/8/2004 19:39:33 -0500
From: "Carolyn Lynch" <Monte168@atlanticbb.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A

WOW! You know, honestly, you really do need to grow up. Did you not get enough attention as a child, so now you have a need to get back at the world? There is something severely lacking in your personality. Seriously, correcting the grammatical and spelling errors of kids is not really a claim to fame. Neither is getting such and such number of hits on your site any big deal. If you need attention, I think you could find some other way. Why do you have to use the Bible? You need to start thinking about where you will spend your eternity. While some of the kids with spelling errors are enjoying an eternity in heaven, you, on the other hand, will be spending an eternity in hell. Your obvious pride and arrogance (pride is an abomination to God) is what will secure your place there. God's strength is made perfect in weakness, the meek will inherit the earth, pride comes before a fall. You really do need to repent and ask Jesus Christ to forgive you. HAHAHA That would be the day! Of course, I am not stupid, and I know you would never do that. Why should you talk to Jesus when your real father, Satan, is hanging on your every word. And he adores you, so don't worry. Your daddy will be there to catch you when you fall. I know this E-mail is pointless. Its just that I had nothing better to do tonight. Have a great life and remember, daddy is waiting.

"Seriously, correcting the grammatical and spelling errors of kids is not really a claim to fame. Neither is getting such and such number of hits on your site any big deal."

Date: 12/08/2004 20:08:24 -0500
From: "Danielle Spinello" <danie_dearest@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Christian?

I have just come upon your site, and I myself as a Catholic CHRISTIAN have a few things to say. The Bible teaches us to love everyone and not to judge. The Bible is not full of facts, it is YOUR interpretation of it. We are to learn lessons from what it says, but not take the stories literally. They were written to help us understand what we believe, and how to live as an accepting person in society. A true Christian should love and accept all people for who they are and what they believe. I don't believe that we can decide who enters heaven and who doesn't, that is the desicion of God himself. Jesus himself was a Jew, so are you saying that he did not rise into Heaven? If you are a TRUE Christian, you are to love EVERYONE for what they are and their beliefs. I hope that you can be open-minded enough to see my point of view.

Danielle

"I have just come upon your site, and I myself as a Catholic CHRISTIAN have a few things to say."

Awwwww....

"The Bible teaches us to love everyone and not to judge."

Which one? The non-existent one?

"The Bible is not full of facts, it is YOUR interpretation of it."

There is no interpretation in literal word.

"A true Christian should love and accept all people for who they are and what they believe."

Unfortunately you have no Biblical support for that claim.

"Jesus himself was a Jew, so are you saying that he did not rise into Heaven?"

Why do you hate Jews now?

"I hope that you can be open-minded enough to see my point of view."

When you read the Bible, its hard to unlearn everything you have read.

Date: 12/8/2004 21:55:12 EST
From: Clashake9@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Pastor Jim

Dear (im)Pastor:

A VERY good friend (yes, the ATHEIST who you love to hate and yes, she is my
friend even though I am not an atheist because I am an open minded human
being) of mine introduced me to your website because she was extremely disgusted by
it. I did not want to believe her. I have always thought of the Christian
religion as loving and accepting, until I read your website. At first, I thought
some no-life teenager wrote the site so to mock the absurdities of the
Christian religion. What I came to find out was that a no-life middle aged man who is
about to die and go live in Limbo for eternity for spreading hateful messages
on earth is the real culprit. I know that my words could not affect your cold
hearted personality (I highly doubt you even have a personality since you're
so full of hate) even if I tied you down to a chair, but I want to try opening
your close mind:
1) God loves EVERYONE, even vermins like you
2) If you were SUCH a true Christian, you wouldn't be married but you would
dedicate your life to worshipping God alone and flagellating yourself for all
the spite that runs within your veins
3) you are a sinner
4) You are not God's gift
5) you are God's curse upon the human race
6) you obviously feel good by putting other people and religions down so to
fill that empty gap in your soul because you never received love and affection
from your parents (and who can blame them with a son like you?)
7) you are a disgrace to all the Christians out there
8) you are not a Christian. I believe that you are Satan, and the sad part
is, you are probably not the only lunatic redneck out there
9) I pity you
10) There is no Hell. It's just a feeble started by your ancestor (that goes
by the name of Pontius Pilatus)

I hope you are having a good life, so when you go to Inferno at least you
will have the memories of your life.

Sincerely:
Just another person you will humiliate

P.S.= wouldn't it be great if you had cancer or a heart attack and had to go
to the hospital to be cured with the so called "sinful" science you trash so
much? Tell me if you do get AIDS or something, I will love to rub your
hypocrisy in your impure pathetic face. Thank you.

Get a Bible and give me passages to support all your bullshit claims please.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Date: 12/8/2004 18:59:44 -0800
From: Ariel Dent <lex_semper_accusat@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Confusion

Hello, I am a Christian myself, and a friend recommended your site for a good laugh. I checked it out, and found it to be hilarious. But, after further surfing on your site, I began to doubt: your website is a mockery of fundamentalist Christians, right? The statements you have posted are preposterous in a way only satire can be, but I am still a bit confused. Thanks for the clear-up. I generally would look at your site as a fine piece of mockery, but, as I'm sure you know, there can be some crazy people out there... Thank you for understanding, and thanks even more for the great site.

Thanks a lot Ariel. I'm glad you have an open mind and a good sense of humor. You seriously are a real follower of Jesus Christ. I wish you the best.