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me to find a real devoted xstian am a female or how to join your site am from
Nigeria 26years old thanks l do not know who send it tomy maill just enter you site
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FUCK GOD!!!!
silly christians.

I masturbated Jesus last night.  And he came all over my face. He screamed in delight! 

I can bet you ANY money little Billy and Samantha masturbate at least once a week.
Looks like they are going to hell!

I though Christians weren\'t so hateful. I mean really i\'m a chatholic and even i
keep my opoins to my self! To be so hateful makes you no better then they are. Let
God decide not you.
Peace be with all of mankind

Pastor Jim smells like a camel from the Middle East!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey turd bucket. There\'s a gay guy behind you as you are reading this!

Como estas? Mi color favorita es negro.
Just like your ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens when you get your dick stuck in a lawn mower?

What Happens when you take Michael Jackson and fuse it with Marilyn Manson?
...You get a plastic pussy with makeup!
Later Dude.

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Jerky Boys Furby Prank Call Lyrics 
Woman: Thanks for calling (beeped out) this is…how may I help you? 

Milton: Oh thank god you answered; let me speak to the toy department! 

Woman: OK please hold. 

Milton: Yes I\'ve got an emergency! 

Deborah: This is Deborah, can I help you? 

Milton: Oh thank god you\'ve answered! Is this the toy department? 

Deborah: Yes it is. 

Milton: I have an emergency! I\'m calling about Furby! 

Deborah: I\'m sorry, I don\'t have any. 

Milton: No! I\'m not calling because I need the Furby; I\'m calling because I have a
defective Furby that\'s spitting all kinds of violent words at me! 

Deborah: Yes ma\'am. 

Milton: I\'m a sir!!! 

Deborah: Y-yes sir. 

Milton: My name is Milton; I bought little Furby for my 14 year old boy Chauncey,
he\'s 493 pounds, and I promised that I would get him a Furby if he dropped 25
pounds. He\'s down from 520 you know! 

Deborah: Yes ma...yes sir. 

Milton: Listen to this Furby! I\'m gonna put the phone next to the Furby right now!
It\'s making all kinds of demonic noises and its making all kinds of cursing and
gestures at me! 

Furby: Listen here you little brat, I\'LL KILL YOU! He-he-he! 

Milton: Did you hear that? 

Deborah: Yes, yes sir. 

Milton: It said it was gonna kill me! Did you hear…oh hold on it\'s talking again! 

Furby: Oh-h, eat me! 

Milton: Now it\'s using profanity! Did you hear that! 

Deborah: Yes sir. 

Milton: Where is this coming from; I think we\'re looking at a lawsuit here! 

Deborah: Where are you calling from? 

Milton: I\'m from my house right now. 

Furby: I\'m going to kill your mommy with an ax! 

Milton: DID YOU JUST HEAR THAT!? 

Deborah: Yes sir, can you hold on a minute please? 

Milton: It said it was going to kill my mommy with an ax! What kind of crap are you
people\' selling over there! 

Deborah: Where are you from sir? 

Milton: Oh! It\'s talking again! 

Furby: Shut the hell up jackass! 

Milton: LISTEN TO THAT! How can… 

Furby: I smoke crack! Oh-h-h! 

Milton: It just said it smokes crack! 

Deborah: Sir, can I let you talk to my manager please. 

Milton: Little Furby here is promoting drug use! Yes, put your manager on the phone
immediately because I\'m calling a lawyer next! 

Deborah: OK, hold on please. 

Milton: Yes! 

Manager: Hello how may I help you please? 

Milton: Yes is this the manager? 

Manager: Yes it is; how can I help you. 

Milton: Is this a decision making manager or a patsy for the higher-ups! 

Manager: Sir, how can I help you, I\'ll try my best. 

Milton: I have a defective Furby that I purchased from you guys, it\'s spitting out
all kinds of vulgar and demonic phrases, and I\'m about to call a lawyer to sue your
ass off! 

Manager: What did you say the Furby was doing, and where did you buy it? 

Milton: I bought it from your store here... 

Furby: (making Exorcist noises) 

Milton: Now its making the Exorcist noises! Hang on. Hang on; let me...let me shake
it a little bit to see if I can get it to talk. 

Furby: You\'re a little whore. He-he-he! 

Milton: did you hear that! 

Manager: Sir, are you sure that\'s a Furby doll? 

Milton: Yes I am it just called me a whore did you hear that!!! 

Manager: Uh-uh um... 

Milton: Hold, listen... 

Furby: You smell like a camel\'s ass! Oh-h-h. 

Milton: Now its\' calling me a camels ass!!! 

Manager: Uh-OK-uh 

Milton: What are you people\' selling there! 

Manager: Well, as far as I know we sell uh, good s... 

Milton: I\'m gonna to turn that into Fludgecow mart when I get through with you!
This thing is starting to scare the hell out of me!! 

Furby: DIE! DIE! DIE! He-he-he. 

Milton: It just told me to die, die, die! 

Manager: Where did you say you... 


Furby: I will spit acid into your eye and blind you!! He-he! 

Manager: Oh my god! 

Milton: Now it\'s threatening to spit acid into my eyes and blind me! 

Manager: I heard! 

Milton: I think…should I call the police??? 

Manager: I…I don\'t know what to do! 

Milton: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON\'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! YOU\'RE A MANAGER! I THINK IM
GOING TO CALL THE BOMB DISPOSAL UNIT, AND HAVE THEM TAKE THIS DAMN THING AWAY!!! 

Furby: Oh-h... I\'m going to give you gonorrhea! 

Milton: Now it\'s threatening me with sexually transmitted diseases! He-he 

Manager: I\'ve never heard a Furby doll say any of those things! 

Milton: Oh right! What the hell is going…is this some kind of joke! 

Manager: No! I… 

Milton: If this is your idea of a joke, I\'m going to sue your ass off personally
too!! You\'re going to be living in a street pushing a shopping cart in about 3
weeks! 

Manager: Sir I understand that... 

Furby: I have a gun! I\'m going to shoot you now! He-he-he-he-he-he-he! 

Milton: Now it\'s threatening to shoot me with a gun! 

Manager: Sir, I hear these things, but I just... 

Milton: ITS\' GOT A GUN! IT\'S GOT A GUN! 

(Gun sounds, Milton screaming and Furby laughing) 

Manager: Sir…sir? Oh my god! I…oh (dial tone)

Oh HILLARIOUS! My friends and I got a real laugh out of your humor site...lol. You
are true comedians! Very original. I have been seeing your website starting to
appear on many humor sites now...good work!! You will be internationally famous for
your comedy. Maybe even get on a tv show! This is so great I have been emailing this
link everywhere to share your creative work. I love the fact that you have poor
graphics, bad gramer, out dated fonts and reall really cheesy content ...the line \"
No donation no salvation!\" BRILLIANT!  I am sure that line will soon become a
standard on-line joke around the world. I still can\'t stop laughing. This web site
needs an award!

\"By going onward to this, you agree to not complain, threat, harass, sue, hurt,
censor, slander, or do anything negative that could hurt us\"
I\'m pretty sure that is censorship in itself . . . which is hypocritical . . . so,
no deal 
I am doing some research for a sociology paper, and I was specifically looking at
internet sources for \"divorce\". Under Google images, your \"portrait\" of a
divorced family engulfed in flames with the text \"Have fun in Hell\" scrolled
across the top was one of the first found imaged. I was both shocked and appalled to
see that the source was truechristian.com. Do you realize that you have children,
innocents, involved in your attack on divorced couples in a very graphic manner? Any
young child dealing with a divorce that may choose to research online- very common
in today\'s society-to find something to relate to. They will find your image, and
not only will it make them feel further despair but it will, surely, distance them
from the church. Your approach is an embarrassment to our religion and
counter-productive. You\'re epitomizing the stereotypical Southern Baptist style of
fire and brimstone, a style that need not exist. It\'s what kept me from a church
for years, until I found warmth and
willingness to help from some. You\'re tone does not help spread God\'s word; it
creates distraction from a true mission and intimidates those how may seek any sort
of a relationship with our beliefs. Every person is a sinner, and you highlight
those sins very thoroughly. How can you expect anyone to grow as a Christian from
your approach? 

And a \"Kidz Page\"? Really? Maybe you should consider their ability to surf the
entire site and not portray them burning in Hell. We are living in a society where
divorce is becoming more popular. Kids are innocent victims of this. Help them to
make better decisions with encouragement and warmth. Don’t isolate them with your
hopeless portrait of the failed nuclear family. Thanks.

After further review I am questioning the validity of your authenticity claims. If
this is in fact meant for satirical purposes, believe me, I get it. Hence my
statement regarding the sterotypical Southern Baptists. However, regardless of your
intent, I still have to voice a concern for the effect your words and images may
have on kids who do not understand satire. No person, religious, non religious or
with intent on making a statement, should ever wish to contribute to the pains of
the furure of our country. Kids do see this site, and for those doing through
traumatic times, it surely can in no way contribute to your purpose. Whatever it may
be. I am a believer in freedom of speech, but not at the expense of innocents.

I look foward to hearing your response. Truly.

On the page http://www.truechristian.com/kidzevolution1.html you used the word
\"there\" instead \"their\". It looks sort of stupid and it\'s really funny because
your trying to make others look stupid when you can\'t even use correct grammar.
Also in the picture where I think you are trying to say \"morons\" you put
\"Morans\". Sorry, but that wakes you look like stupid. Or is moran a word you made
up??? I really don\'t get it. There are probably a lot more AND if I were you (thank
GOD i\'m not!!!), I would not correct other peoples grammar. I am referring to
Favorite e-mail #19. It looks silly. Now, I am not an English major, but if you
gonna make a web page you should proofread. By the way, as a web page designer
myself, you should hire someone so it does not come out looking like something that
came out of your butt. People will take you seriously that way. Im not sure thats
what your looking for, because your web page is so ridiculous. Girls or \"gurlz\"
are not slaves or servants to men, and I think
your idea about dragons is a little over the top. Dragons did not exist. When I read
that I chuckled. I hope that that was just an attempt to connect with children in a
foolish way. Seriously, I think if you really loved god you would pay the money and
spread his word with a decent website. Oh and don\'t think that was an opportunity
for you to criticize my love for god. I actually would like to know why YOU don\'t
do that. You are a crazy guy. I hope that when you brainwash people into thinking
that hurting others because of how they were born (Black, Gay, Non-Christain) you
realize that god loves all who he created. When he sees people like you he wonders
why you have screwed up so much, and why you think what your doing is OK. I really
hope you realize how crazy you sound. People go to your website to laugh at you,
your crazy ideas, and your horrible artwork. Seriously! don\'t save you images in
such a low quality format. 

Thanks for all the laughs and cant wait to hear back!!!!

Peter


I Support Gay Marriage 

Yep, definitely a satire. A damn good one too, props. You captured the religious
figures of my youth perfectly. I guess I just kind of jumped to conclusions and
believed whatever was presented. Blame it on my upbringing. Anyways, I support you
and your effort and beliefs, and i\'m with you. I may have given some false
information before in regards to my own beliefs . . . due to the fact that I know
the only chance that a closed-minded people will only listen is to those of their
own kind . . . but that is all really irrelevant. Still, intention aside, that image
is still burning in my skull. Forgive me for being stubborn, but I work with kids
and soooo many are going through their parents\' divorce with difficulty. Granted, I
know that your site alone is not contributing alone to their further torment, but
the image is so shocking. And I know that kids are exposed to much, much worse
images. But that particular one (divorce image), is something they relate to. It\'s
just, well, rather useless to have the kids
in the picture. Photoshop them out or something . . . 

c\'mon, do it for the kids.

*breathes in* Okay, bring it, Pastor. 

I am glad someone in the world is as intelligent as you. I don\'t see why people
fall for this \"Round Earth Theory\", it is based on ignorance. Several experiments
can be made to prove science is wrong and the Bible was right all along, here are
two:

- Sit in your chair, does it roll off? No. 
- Go to your local Home Depot and buy a level. Now lay it on the ground. The bubble
is between the two lines correct? So the surface of the Earth is infact level.

I also agree that gravity is nonsense. Only a complete idiot would believe in such
crap. 

I 100% support your site and hope more people turn to our side.

I am 15 years of age and even I understand that christans like you are a serious
problem in the US.I can not believe people still use their god as an excuse to be
racist, instead of truly dedicating yourself to worshiping him like he
intended.Woops gotta go!! gonna miss my black mass =).

Pastor Jim, you\'re my hero. I love you =].

\"One day the older sister said to the younger sister, \"Gee daddy\'s getting really
old, and I really wanna get laid! Every other girls all over the world get cock but
not us since there are no men around here! We should get daddy drunk and ride his
big fat veiny cock all night!\"\"

OMG you are a sick pervert!!!!!

You think gay people are bad!?!?!?!? WOW Your deserve to go to hell if you think
thats ok.

LEARN TO SPELL!!!!!!

PS, THE WORLD IS ROUND!!! your little comment about your chair rolling??? DO YOU
UNDERSTAND SIMPLE SCIENCE???/

HOW COULD THE SUN AND THE MOON JUST STAY UP IN THE SKY????
HOW COULD PEOPLE SAIL AROUND THE WORLD 
HOW COULD PEOPLE FLY AROUND THE WORLD

YOUR A DUMBASS!!!!! YOUR ONLY PROOF IS IN THE BIBLE???? WHY DONT YOU TAKE A LOOK
OUTSIDE. OR FLY IN AN AIRPLANE!!!! YOU CAN SEE THE CURVATURE OF THE EARTH!!!!! I
KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE DONE IT.

wow.... i never thought i would meet someone as stupid and closed minded as you.

go to hell you fucking jackass. your a sick, disgusting, fuck-up. God IS ashamed of
you and never would let you into heaven.

i think you people are the most hypocritical people and the most disgusting people i
have ever heard of. if you really think that you are such \"true christians\" than
why would you go and post something like this all over the internet????? and you
call yourself true christians, and yet you sit there and bash on others, and create
hateful websites. that are meant to hurt people. when the very book that you base
all of you beliefs says this:
God blesses those whose hearts are pure, for they will see God. 
- Bible - Matthew 5:8 
The Lord foils the plans of the nations; he thwarts the purposes of the peoples. 
But the plans of the Lord stand firm forever, the purposes of his heart through all
generations. 
- Bible - Psalm 33:10,11 
The Lord is close to all who call on him, yes, to all who call on Him sincerely. 
- Bible - Psalm 145:18 
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth 
- Bible - 1 Corinthians 13:6 
Don\'t forget to be kind to strangers. For some who have 
done this have entertained angels without realizing it. 
- Bible - Hebrews 13:2
But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, 
goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. 
- Bible - Galatians 5:22-23 
And God has created all living things right? so why would He create people just to
cast them away? can you answer that question. because God loves all his children, no
matter who they may be. and to let you know, marriage is not about  RACE, RELIGION,
AGE, OR GENDER, IT IS ABOUT LOVE COMMITMENT AND HONOR.  Those qualities which you
people do not posess, and obviously know nothing about. 
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GO READ PSALM 35.
PEACE AND LOVE.
hANNAH

I just wanted to say that I love your site.  Keep up the good work.  Everything you
say is so true, I could never agree more.

pretty funny website...loved the naked pic of Noah mmmm but the kids gurls page
wasent so great haha niice job though!

GRRRR! Your not a Chritstian! No yura STOOPID idiot! As a pagan I am angered sicne
you don\'t follow what Jesus said. Don\'t you knewo Herby 3:16 or whatever the verse
tha pastor guy told me?! GRRRR! Your not a Chritstian! No yura STOOPID idiot! You
need to know, yes you know you are jhurting christinity! Jesus not show the hate,
you show hate and make christin look very very bad! I\'m only 14 and I am so mad!
GRRRR! Your not a Chritstian! No yura STOOPID idiot! once and for all.  GRRRR! Your
not a Chritstian! No yura STOOPID idiot! Even I know your stupid and I hate you so
much sicne you say the racist word and you have penis on kiddie page. I\'ll pray for
you. I hope you die and go to Hell forever. I\'ll pray for you. I\'m not hateful.
you are. I hate you.

SUV\'s aren\'t fuel efficient.

You claimed:
From <http://www.truechristian.com/08.html>
  \"~Is fuel efficient.\"

The facts:
From <http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/noframes/18181.shtml>
<http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/noframes/18039.shtml>
  The fuel economy of a  2002 GMC Yukon Denali (what appears to be pictured on the
page) is \"12 MPG (city)\" and \"15 MPG (highway)\" which is significantly less
than a 2002 Dodge Caravan (which has most of the features of the before mentioned
SUV) that has a fuel economy of \"17 MPG (city)\" and \"23 MPG (highway)\".

I\'m a former atheist who came to Jesus and, to be honest, your website seems more
like that of an atheist-pretending-to-be-Christian and making an extreme mockery of
Christian beliefs. 

So, therefore, are you REALLY a Christian?

Question - Where did you get your \"fact\" that prison inmates are all atheists?
It\'s rather well known that many of them pray to some god or another, or your one
true \"God\" as you so like to say. So how can they ALL be \"godless heathen
atheists\" when most of them pray to a god, or \"God\" for release, and for their
families to stay safe?

Also, I\'m curious about your statistic of Japan. They DO celebrate Christmas, and
at least %25 of the population is Catholic I believe.

This is not supposed to be hate mail, I am just curious how you can say things that
are blatantly untrue.

you do realise your all cunts who know nothing dont you

lol joke websites made by virgin kids are funny

i had your wife last night she was nice after i put a bag over her head