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"Midi the Squirrel" <midithesquirrel@yahoo.com> |
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Wed, November 15, 2006
11:58 am |
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Just something I forgot: Furries are not just about sex! That stereotype is the main
reason why so many people hate you!
BTW: Not all spelling errors are because people are stupid. It\'s called a typo!
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"Midi the Squirrel" <midithesquirrel@yahoo.com> |
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Wed, November 15, 2006
12:37 pm |
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\"People will design/buy furry costumes based on their \'animal\' that represents
them.These people usually think it\'s some spiritual thing that makes them more
close to nature. Sure what brings you more closer to nature by not eating meat when
you are an omnivore and wearing a corny suit mad of plastic and....oh my dead animal
furs!
There are many divisions of furries, including one called \"Plushies\" in which the
furries will have sex with stuffed animal dolls. Furries in general are sexual
perverts with the minds and logic of small children.\"
OK, this here is the most uninformed piece I\'ve found. First off, not all fursuits
are made of real fur.
Second: The fact that humans are omnivores sounds very much like that scienceism
you\'re against, as scientists are the ones who lable humans as such. God intends
humans to be herbivores. Translation: We\'re not supposed to eat meat AT ALL!
Third: This part here where you say, \"Furries in general are sexual perverts with
the minds and logic of small children.\" has so many errors, I actually had fun
counting them.
A:Not all furries are perverts.
B:Many people who are in the fandom, but don\'t call themselves furries are the
one\'s who are perverted.
C:Small childeren don\'t have it in their logic to engage in sexual activities with
toys, anthros, etc.
So try doing some research before you go and make these assumptions!
BTW: I think most of those graphics you made up, and you\'re just as much a perv as
the people you accuse!
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"Someone" <notforyoutoknow@theway.com> |
| Date: |
Wed, November 15, 2006
12:53 pm |
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I\'ve read your website up and down. You\'ve clearly lost your Way. I want to help
you to find your Way, but you must give up this foolish line of work.
You believe that He is going to destroy the earth. This is true, but there is
another Way to go. A Way to escape.
Join the Followers of the Way, and you will have power beyond human imagination. The
day will come when we all will be powerfull without limits. You will feel no fear,
only joy when you find your Way.
So throw down your collars, your box-cutters, your distractions from the truth.
Follow the Way, and you will find your true spiritual power.
The Leader.
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"Midi the Squirrel" <midithesquirrel@yahoo.com> |
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Wed, November 15, 2006
4:16 pm |
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You sir are not a Christian. First of all, I\'ve never heard a God-fearing PASTOR
say these things!
\"\"OH and that verse in the bible about the world being CIRCULAR!!\"
Actually Deranged Cock Sucker, I discussed that, HERE.\"
You call yourself a man of God? How \'bout a man of DOG!
\"I\'ve also read the Book of Mormon, and I\'m currently studying the lost books of
the Bible. Ever heard of Ziz, Behemoth, and Leviathan?\"
The \"lost books\" were written by the Catholic church, and by various other
peganist groups.
\"Jesus was King of the Jews. Paul talks about the disconnect with what we today
call Jews and the True Jews, which we now call Christian. Paul is the first to coin
the word \"Christian\" within the Bible. Theoretically Christians are all Jews, but,
again, we changed the name since we are now saved through Christ.\"
Yeah, Sherlock, the Jews are also saved by Jesus!
That picture you put up about the yaoi? Do you even know what that is!?! You
probably read the stuff yourself!
And here\'s another thing a \"Man of God\" shouldn\'t say:
\"The proper term is \"mother fucker\". Get it right, bitch.\"
Not only are you an ignorant, racist, antagonistic baka; you cuss worse than
Blackbeard and Tommy Verceti put together! It\'s people like you who are the reason
Christians are so looked down on, and you should learn keep yourself under control
before you end up as exhibit A in the government\'s list of reasons to ban
Christianity!
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"you cuss worse than Blackbeard and Tommy Verceti put
together!"
You fuckin wit me you fuckin wit da best!
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"amie" <amieshepard@verizon.net> |
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Thu, November 16, 2006
3:00 pm |
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Finally, someone to abolish the idea that the terrorist groups are not just Middle
Eastern. There are wayward Christian soldiers in the mix as well! The sheer
ignorance of your site just sets the example for people to continue the cycle of
hatred. You should be ashamed of yourself. What ever happened to \"Love thy
neighbor.\" and \"Thou shall not murder.\" I don\'t recall the \"unless they\'re
black or gay\" caviat on the end. My guess is somewhere along the way, you figured
it was better to make a negative contribution to society than no contribution at
all. You should work harder to impact with the positive message the Bible offers.
You defame all who are true soldiers in God\'s name.
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"You defame all who are true soldiers in God\'s name."
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"I AGREE" <jorge46@earthlink.net> |
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Thu, November 16, 2006
3:54 pm |
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YOU NEED TO DIE YOU RACIST FAKE SON OF A BITCH!!!
STOP ACTING LIKE YOUR A CHIRSTIAN AND USING THE LORDS NAME AS A COVER UP WHEN REALLY
YOU ARE JUST A SCARED ASS WHITE HONKIE TRAILER TRASH PIECE OF SHIT THAT WOULD GET
HIS ASS BEAT/KILLED IF YOU WENT OUT INTO A BLACK NEIBORHOOD YAPPING THIS IGNORANT
SHIT THAT YOU ARE ON THIS SITE
I FEEL VERY SORRY FOR YOU BECUASE ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD IS GONNA CAST YOUR WHITE ASS
TO HELL AND FRY WITH YOUR SO CALLED \"DEMONS\"
YOU ARE THE MOST IGNORANT RACIST WHITE DEVIL I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH AND FUCK ALL WHITE TRAILER TRASH
HONKIES IN THIS WORLD!
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"surfer girl"
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Thu, November 16, 2006
6:39 pm |
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I would just like to thank you for putting up all of the beautiful furrie pictures
on your website. I had a good laugh at some of them too! I praise your ability at
picking out some of the best furrie drawings I have seen.
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"katie" <dapperkatiecosta@yahoo.com> |
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Thu, November 16, 2006
11:02 pm |
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ok I won\'t lie this is pretty much the funniest thing ive seen in a while because I
know exactly where you are coming from.
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"Jacob" <InuFullMetal@hotmail.com> |
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Fri, November 17, 2006
1:36 am |
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Sir, all I truly have to say to you is, \" how on earth do you call yourself
human?!\" If you had the slightest bit of humanity in you, you would not have such
ridiculous feelings of malice and hate towards any other human being! Your site is
an outrage, and furthermore a disgrace to the Christian religion! I cannot even
imagine - in the slightest - that you have the audacity to mix your personal
ignorant beliefs with your religion. You are the reason that our society is falling
apart. And you are the reason that the devil is grasping his hands around our youth
and other people. Gays are humans just like you or anyone else. The only difference
is that they have a different preference when it comes to their sexuality.
Furthermore, the meaning of the term \"fag\" is either \"a bundle of sticks\" or
\"a cigarette\", and has no implication of a homosexual. So, before you start
bashing people for their sexual preferences, I suggest that you brush up on your
vocabulary. And another thing, what does it matter to
you if they are gay? Gays are not directly affecting you. And as long as it is not
affecting you life then it should not be of any significance to you. I also agree
with some of the others whom have posted that your site should be banned. You are
wishing harm, and death, to another human being(s). You are not only being arrogant
and ignorant, but you are threatening their natural rights; which, by the way, is
illegal. And another thing, does it not state over and over in the bible, that
\"thou shalt not kill\"? I believe it does. And when it says that \"... their blood
shall be upon them.\" this is not telling you or any other human being to take this
into your own hands. That is a judgment that only God can make, and execute. Yet
another thing, you must be a complete moron if you think that Orange County is
\"safe\" from gays. HAHAHA! well guess what?! YOU ARE SO WRONG! There are tons of
gays in Orange County!
Ok..... and now addressing you section about \"myths and the \'truths\' behind
them\". First off, you sound like Primetime with all of that \"hidden truth\"
nonsense.
And for the first \"myth\": homosexuality is NOT a chosen lifestyle, it that be the
case, they would NOT choose it. Homosexuality (for the most part) is a lonely
lifestyle. And God created us all in His image. And please, define \"filthy\".
\"Filthy\" may be your perception of it, but that does not make it any more or any
less a fact.
Second \"myth\": you seem to be very ignorant on many issues here. There are MANY
gays and lesbians that greatly surpass the age of 27. And if AIDS is \"God\'s tool
against gays\" then why do straight people have it? Does that mean that straight
people have had intimate encounters with homosexuals as well? And how would you know
if gays are just into sex, or if they feel love or not? Are you one of them? You
would have to actually BE gay, in order to understand what goes on in their minds
and hearts.
Fourth \"myth\": If Christians are going on said \" Love Crusades\" then why do you
say that you \"hate\" gays? If you are loving for them, and are wanting to \"help\"
them. I smell just a hint of contradiction...
Fifth \"myth\" it is neither Christianity nor Homosexuality that are the basis of
most global issues. It is people like you, who have an abundance of hatred, and are
so blinded by their own ignorance and personal insecurities, that they cause
numerous issues in the world that we live in today.
Sixth \"myth\": Again it was neither of the two that were responsible for this
occurrence. How can you think that gays were responsible? That is about the most
ridiculous thing I have ever heard. The people responsible for 9/11 were members of
the terrorist groups known as \"Al Qaeda\" which at the time was headed by a man
known as \"Osama Bin Laden\" who was put into power during the 70\'s-80\'s to fight
off invading forces of the Soviet Union. We(the US government) Trained Osama, and
many others - who would later found the Al Qaeda organization - and funded them
endlessly. And I can tell you, if there were to have been any gays in Al Qaeda, they
would have been killed immediately. Therefore further supporting the fact that there
could NOT have been gays that were responsible for 9/11.
Seventh \"myth\": You must be a complete and utter idiot if you think that an
amendment will solve everything. And you must be absolutely without a doubt one of
the most stupid people on the face of this earth, if you think that the 18th
Amendment of Prohibition passed in 1919 was not violated. Why do you think Organized
crime rates went up? Why do you think that so many conflicts were occurring with
smugglers and mobsters with Law Enforcement? The 18th Amendment was violated so
badly, and was so unsuccessful that in 1933 it the 21st Amendment was passed as the
Repeal of the 18th Amendment. Wow! I am utterly shocked that you cannot grasp such
basic information like this. If you have such a severe lack in knowledge of our
government, and of it\'s policies (whether they be past or present), how can you
argue against and attempt to support issues such as Gay Marriage, or the banning of?
Eighth \"myth\": HAHAHAAHAHH!!! THIS ONE IS HILARIOUS!!!!! So, you\'re telling me
that if there are people in the world that completely oppose Gay marriage, yet are
Muslim, Jewish, Hindu, Buddhist, or anything else, that THEY are \"GOOD
CHRISTIANS\"?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT IS REDICULOUS!!! And yet another thing: If
someone is a devout Christian, commits very little (if any) sins at all, goes to
church, is generous and kind, and is one of the best Christians around, if they do
not oppose Gays, and Gay Marriage, that will make them a bad Christian? Though in
the same account someone who sins 6 days of the week, and goes to church on the 7th,
and asks for forgiveness, (even though he/she is a sex offender, serial murderer,
child abuser, thief, etc.) and they oppose Gay Marriage, that will make THEM a
\"GOOD CHRISTIAN\". WOW I never knew it worked that way....hmmm....news to me!
And for the closing of your audacious page,
1. Congress cannot pass ANY act issuing the extermination of anyone! That is
violating their Natural Born Rights, which are, in case you have forgotten, the
rights to \"Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.\"
2. Are you not bashing gays here? Why must you ALSO be slanderous towards other
races? That is NOT the point you are trying to make. So do not use slanderous racial
terms. And why do you bring up issues such as 9/11, or blacks?
3.If you want to \"hang\" someone just for the way that they live THEIR life, by all
means, however, I would like to see just how far you would REALLY get. And for your
information, \"murder\" is a Capital Offense. Meaning that murdering anyone, is a
serious crime, and will only result in the extermination of oneself.
4. This is pure hatred exuberating from you. Have you no heart man?! You are not
even human if you can think in such a terrible manner! As far as I am concerned, you
have already lost your humanity.
5. I cannot believe that you are brining Jesus into this. You are using Him as a
scapegoat, and are using the text of the bible, and twisting it, based on your
insane interpretation of it, and are twisting in to suit your need to bash gays.
Jesus would not have wanted this. And you know it. \"Do unto others as you would
wish of them to do unto you\". Do not attempt to justify your hatred, which is based
on your own insecurities, by manipulating the word of God! That in itself is worthy
enough of being sent to hell for.
6. Last but not least, I am not \"supporting\" anyone. Whether it be gays or anyone
else. I am merely attempting to show you, the extent in which your ignorance had
been taken, and that this is not a site that should be allowed to be viewed by
others. This site teaches hatred, and promotes crimes against humanity. You sir are
an abomination to society, and are needing some severe psychological help.
P.S.
At the beginning of your page I had realized several things in these two quotes:
“What\'s worse than a Fag? Two Fags! How could anyone anyone be so ignorant? You
fools! We aren\'t to allow these pedophiles to wed, we are to KILL THEM ALL!! …”
“…anyone anyone…” hmmmm I think the proper term that would be applicable to this
section would be “REDUNDANT”! HAHA! And “pedophiles” HAHAHAHAHA! Just because
someone is gay, this makes them a pedophile?! HAHAHAHA! I have news for you buddy,
though there are gay pedophiles, there are much more pedophiles that are
heterosexual as opposed to the numbers of homosexual pedophiles. So, if you are to
start pointing fingers, point it first amongst yourselves! And may I ask, where does
it state, anywhere in the constitution or in the bible, that YOU have the right to
take the life of another human being? Do not misinterpret the words of Jesus Christ
Our Lord and believe that he was implying that YOU be the one to persecute
homosexuals and decide their fates. It is up to the Lord!
“This is a complete outrage! Now gays can dephile the sancity of marriage. The
marriage I have to my wife has just been insulted since now those rump ranging
Faggots can do the same thing. Fags EAT their own FECES! They lick each others
rectum!!! THEY CALL IT TOSSING THE SALAD!! Salad of what?! Vomit?! That\'s probably
what they bathe in those FILTHY FAGGOTS!! DIE DIE DIE!!!”
You are the epitome of an oxymoron. You criticize others for their not so great
grammar, when yours is not too far off! First word of incorrect spelling “dephile”
it is properly spelled “defile”. Second word is “sancity” properly spelled “
sanctity”.
And another thing with this quote is, how is your marriage being insulted by others
getting married? Their marriage is not affecting your marriage whatsoever. And since
when do GAYS eat their own fecal matter? Where might I ask did you procure such
information? Oh, wait, please excuse me, I had completely forgotten! YOU FATHMED IT
THROUGH YOUR OWN IGNORANCE AND LACK OF KNOWLEDGE!
And how do you know the terminology that homosexuals use? That too must mean that
YOU are gay! AND ( I love this one) you say “…Vomit?! That\'s probably what they
bathe in those FILTHY FAGGOTS!! …” vomit! Hahahaha! You are basing this on
probability, not fact! That is one weak argument there! “PROBABLY what they bathe
in” wow! To think that you have such strong opinions…yet support them only with
probability! HAHAHAHAHA!
P.P.S.
Here is a listing of numerous psychological wards, treatment centers, etc. that I
(as well as many other people) feel would be quite necessary for you to attend:
http://helping.apa.org/
http://www.psychnet-uk.com/assistance/onlinehelp.htm
http://www.mentalhelp.net/poc/center_index.php?id=353
http://www.psychwww.com/resource/selfhelp.htm
And as an added bonus, here is the definition of “homosexuality”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality
Please feel free to educate yourself on a subject you OBVIOUSLY know very little -
if anything- about!
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"The FSM" <satanicdonkeyoftheendtimes@gmail.com> |
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Fri, November 17, 2006
5:59 am |
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Your Wife cries during sex?
You Suck sir.
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All women cry during sex.
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"satan and all his
little wizards" <yomammaisasex@yahoo.co.uk> |
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Fri, November 17, 2006
6:17 am |
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hehe its funny coz u have no answers to anything. people ask you questions and you
can\'t even answer them
1. why does your wife cry during sex? is it that your dick is so ridiculously small
she wishes she\'d never married you and had instead found someone who actually was
enough of a man to please her?
2. what if a woman who is already married gets raped? if she doesn\'t marry her
rapist, she goes to hell. if she marries her rapist she needs a divorce, and so goes
to hell. if she tries to marry her rapist and stay married to her husband she is a
polygamist and still goes to hell.
3. God is omnipotent. so have him make a big big stone. can he do that? thought so.
okay, so have him make an even bigger stone. can he do that? yep, i guess he can.
now have him make a stone so big and heavy he can\'t lift it. can he do that? yes?
now have him lift the stone.
4. the whole purpose of a woman is to produce babies. does that mean if i sew your
wife\'s cunt up there isn\'t any point in her living any more?
5. if the world is flat how far is it to the edge?
yours with much love,
i hope you get brutally fucked up the ass by a big hairy gay rapist and then shrivel
up and implode as you try to somehow avoid the sin of it,
xxx
p.s. I look like jesus!
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"michael" <mkornahrens@yahoo.co*> |
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Fri, November 17, 2006
10:51 am |
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the guy who madethe videos is great!!!
i love watching the black one its cool.....you have t be brave to do that.
if you got anymore videos like these e-mail them to me please i would love to see them
thanks for the laughs
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Cool!
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"Jay Smith" <feellikeyouknowme@yahoo.com> |
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Fri, November 17, 2006
11:56 am |
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Hey,
First I think you’re an ass hole… LOL! I’m sure you feel the same about me. However
I do really enjoy the ridiculousness of your website. I am an objective learner and
I strive to understand all things even if I do not agree with them. So I want to
ask you some questions about things on your site and point out some things I am
confused about, both for my own clarification and to also perhaps benefit you in
making your message clearer to people who read it.
First on your page http://www.truechristian.com/apes.html you use the sentence
“Humans were physically are perfect beings which PROVES their must have been a
Creator.” Are you meaning to say “Humans were and physically are perfect beings
which PROVES the there must have been a Creator.” The quick change in tense with no
qualifier and the use of the word their instead of there confuses me. You so love to
slam people for their poor grammar that I would have expected better from you. This
bring me to a point I have with the bible in which you nor any other Christian
speaks of. Hebrews chapter 11 and 12 really speak to the troubles man has with
staying on a righteous path. I would agree that god created man perfect the inherent
flaws that man may bring unto himself from dealing with the devil open him up to
fault. Therefore if man wrote the bible from god’s voice, man translated the bible
from language to language, and man transcribed the bible year after year before the
advent of the printing press, and man edited the content of the bible by adding and
subtracting “books” from within it,
how then can we be for sure that the bible is still as god would have dictated and
not obscured by the evil of the devil. Now keep in mind I believe in the bible but
worry about how literally you take some of it passages especially about the world
being flat.
To that regard, I want to know what is on the other side of this flat earth that you
say is real? And I want you to explain why people are not shorter by force of
gravity in the centre of the square and taller at the sides… and why no one has ever
seen the edges?
Also you state the following: “Psalm 104:5: “Thou didst fix the earth on its
foundation so that it never can be shaken.”
earthquakes????” What about earthquakes? Please help me understand…
Then you go on to say “The founder of the ark was a Christian too, not a member of
the American Atheist organization who tried to trick Christians and make them look
stupid for buying into it....NO THAT NEVER HAPPENED! FORGET THE IDEA! It was a
Christian!! Yeah Yeah!!! A CHRISTIAN!!! The Evidence of Noah\'s Ark” Do you mean the
person who found the ark was Christian or that a Christian gave money to Noah to
build the damn thing… LOL?
Finally you say “Genesis 1
29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon
the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree
yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.” So to that end to you think it is ok
for people to use and consume Marijuana? After all it is a plant that bears seeds….
LOL…
I can’t wait for your witty response to my questions…
Your friend and enemy,
Jay
;-)
PS - As a member of the great republican... until recently... sigh... state of
virginia... I can not sign away any rights to sue you expressedly or contractually
by purpose of your achknowledgement... therefore I do consent to use of your using
any of my exact words only in the form of complete sentinces or fragmants as
separated by puntuation. Thanks ;-)
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"Abe Goldstien"
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Fri, November 17, 2006
3:59 pm |
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How could you be so racist? i have searech you website for hours at a end and i
can\'t find any thing on jews. sure you have anti-black,mexican,morman,and moore
anti stuff. what i want is equal repisentation for my peoples. To not include us is
not only racist it is wrong. it is more racist that you don\'t include us chosen
people. so please for all us non-goys out there, help us. this is not hate email
just a request. pleaser help my peoples
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Jesus was the King of the Jews. Any legitimate Christian
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"Henry" <desahe01@gettysburg.ed*> |
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Fri, November 17, 2006
11:51 pm |
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I would just like to say, as a member of a reality based community, thank you. This
website reminds me of my later years of Sunday School, where I\'d read some select
chapters out of everyones favorite book of Old Testament scripture, Deuteronomy.
Watching the shocked expressions of those who never read the bible as closely
before, including the teacher, was one of my favorite pastimes, and now this website
lets me relive those fond memories. Keep up the good work of spreading the Good
News!
-Henry
P.S. - To all potential detractors, make sure you actually READ the site before you
comment. Although the entertainment I derive out of your feeble hold on the English
language is priceless, I just can\'t help but feel embarrassed for some of you.
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Thank you for being intelligent and an active contributor
to the advancement of humanity.
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"leslie"
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Sat, November 18, 2006
12:19 pm |
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dude... your page changed my life. rock on
GO JESUS! JESUS <3s YOU!!!
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"Damien Pensom" <gazzmon@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Sat, November 18, 2006
12:54 pm |
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Hi there. I\'m sorry, but please, please, PLEASE sort out your spelling and grammar.
It just really winds me up! Especially when lots of people are going to eye up your
website. Sloppy presentation will not get you a high mark!
all the best
x
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"Amanda"
<elijah_hottie10@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Sat, November 18, 2006
1:55 pm |
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I cannot believe you. You are so shallow minded and evil that you disgust me.
People like you simply frustrate me. At first when I logged on to your site, I
thought that it was a joke. Now, knowing that it is serious, I am flabbergasted!
You call yourself a pastor? The only things that I can see you preaching about here
are words of hate, and unknowledgeable remarks about people who are different from
you. I have never been so saddened and offended by a lack of compassion in my life.
Maybe if you channeled your energy into helping people who are different from you,
rather than breaking people down, you could be a little more productive. You call
yourself a Christian? Well you are no brother in Christ of mine. You are NOT a
true christian, no matter what you might think. Also, I cannot believe your
children\'s page. You are teaching kids to be prejudiced and hateful beings, and
that is the exact opposite of what being a Christian is all about. Now, I could
swear and cuss you out, but that
wouldn\'t be very Christian of me, now would it? So I am simply writing my disgust
in hopes that one day, God will help you see the light and come out of the darkness.
I will pray for you Pastor John.
God Bless,
Amanda
P.S. You comment on others\' spelling a lot. Learn how to spell Pastor. It\'s
auora, not aroura. Stupid.
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"michael" <carson>,"uk"
<frogg_carson@hotmail.co.uk> |
| Date: |
Sat, November 18, 2006
5:58 pm |
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Dude, you are insane. Just spent hours making sure i didn\'t miss a word of your
site, most entertaining thing i\'ve read in years!
Believe what you want to believe, but if you expect anyone else to swallow your LIES
i think you\'ll be disappointed!
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What lies?
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| From: |
"Anne White" <anne@samsonblinded.org> |
| Date: |
Sat, November 18, 2006
7:21 pm |
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Hi, May I ask you have a look at Obadiah Shoher\'s book and blog, Samson Blinded: A
Machiavellian Perspective on the Middle East Conflict? Google banned our website
from its advertising program for “unacceptable content,\" and Amazon deleted all
reviews. The book, however, is only honest, and the measures suggested are only
rational. Shoher is a pen name for veteran politician. He dealt with antiterrorism
issues for most of his career. The Samson Blinded dissects honestly the problems
accumulated since the Jews returned to Palestine. Advocating political rationalism,
it deplores both Jewish and Muslim myths, and argues for efficiency and separating
politics from moralism. Please download the book from www.samsonblinded.org/blog
<http://www.samsonblinded.org/blog> Being banned by Google, we depend on links to
bring Shoher’s message. May I ask you to link to us? Sure, we’ll be glad to link
back. Thank you in advance, Anne White.
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I'm really confused on what you're trying to do so I'm
ignoring this.
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"sarah" <sara_lies@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Sat, November 18, 2006
9:02 pm |
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reading your \"who we are section\", i saw that you said that you are a pastor and
\"I trained hard under my father and read the Bible eagerly ever since I could form
words\". just out of curiosity, where were you trained and educated for pastoral
leadership? the bible does say that God has given different gifts to different
people, so pastoring is NOT for everyone, but i would expect since you are so
sincere about preaching \"God\'s\" word, you would be throughly educated as to not
misinterpret the bible and lead people astray. just wondering.
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Sarah lies.
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| From: |
"sarah" <sara_lies@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Sat, November 18, 2006
9:04 pm |
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wow you really have some time on your hands...
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No I don't.
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| Subject: |
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| From: |
"Loving pagan"
<spirituallymisunderstood@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Sat, November 18, 2006
11:09 pm |
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you know what! FUCK YOUR GODDAMN ASS! I AM A PAGAN AND THIS SHIT ON HERE IS FALSE!
WE DO NOT WORSHIP SATAN OR ANYTHING YOU FUCKING SAID! PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON
WE HAVE SO MANY DAMN PROBLMES IN AMERICA AND ALL OVER THE WORLD. I SAY YOU ALL DIE
AND EVERYONE WILL LIVE PEACEFULLY! DONT BOTHER RESPONDING TO THIS CUZ I DONT CHECK
THIS E MAIL EVER. SO WHATEVER YOU SAY CANNOT EFFECT ME CUZ YOU ARE NOT A CHRISTIAN.
IT SAYS EVERYONE IS EQUAL RIGHT? SO WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ANY DIFFERENT. I WOULD
RATHER THROUGH YOUR BIBLE IN A BONFIRE THAN READ IT! ALL BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
YOU SAY ALL WITCHES AND PAGANS ARE EVIL. WELL GUESS WHAT. IF WE ARE THEN YOUR SOUL
IS GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL PAL! WHAT I DONT GET IS. YOU ALL THINK WE ARE EVIL. YET
YOU MESS WITH US. AND DO NOT THINK I AM GOING TO PUT A SPELL ON YOU OR THREATON YOU.
IT ISNT WORTH MY TIME. I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO. DO YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT
YOUR GOD? EVERYTHING IN CHRISTIANITY AND PAGANISM IS THE SAME. YOU GUYS JUST HAD TO
COME OVER AND SAY YOU
ARE RIGHT AND WE ARE WRONG. ALL BECAUSE OF BELIEFS AND KILL US FOR BEING DIFFERENT.
JUST LIKE CHRISTIANS. KILL WHAT YOU FEAR AND TAKE IN WHAT FILLS MISSING GAPS. IT
SAYS \'THO SHALL NOT KILL\' IN THE BIBLE. YET CHRISTIANS HAVE VIOLATED THAT ALL OF
YOUR LIVES. YOU THINK EVERY OTHER RELIGION IS WRONG EXCEPT YOUR OWN. IGNORANT
BASTARDS. ILL TELL YOU, I AM PAGAN AND IM DAMN PROUD OF IT. IVE HID IT BECAUSE
PEOPLE LIKE YOU EXIST. YOU PEOPLE SUCK THATS MY BIG FINISH
a pagan who dislikes you and everything you stand for
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What a loving pagan, awww..
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| From: |
"Sophie" <perillo@pdx.ed*> |
| Date: |
Sun, November 19, 2006
2:13 pm |
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Great job on a truely disturbing parody of extremist religion. Hilarious.
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Thank you!
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| From: |
"Gavin" <limerickcityskater@yahoo.ie> |
| Date: |
Sun, November 19, 2006
2:34 pm |
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look dude ill agree that dere probably was a jesus but he was just a person who is
said to be the son of god that doesnt make it true. take for example the last harry
potter book. just cos its wrote down in a close to 800 page book doesnt
automatically make it true. religion all starts with how u think the world started
it started as a though of mind and is now bringing the world to its knees
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The difference is that the Bible says it true. You're
using circular logic you filthy atheist!
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| From: |
"Ryan Miller"
<ryandavid522@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Sun, November 19, 2006
2:47 pm |
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Hey guys,
Great site! Adding to your earth is round comment and how the Bible stated it all
along, remember when science once thought it was flat...
Also as a fellow believer, try to keep the criticism on science down, get your point
across with facts we don\'t want to push away non-believers who may be looking for
answers. Yes Darwin is a boob, but don\'t paint him up, just crush his ideas with
facts. More people will listen that way.
-God Bless
Ryan
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Religion is the stance against science. It's our job to
attack and hate logic and science.
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| Subject: |
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| From: |
"Marc" <tmarcl@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Sun, November 19, 2006
3:21 pm |
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Hey Jim,
I\'ve emailed you in the past to tell you how much I enjoy your satire. I\'ve been
wondering though, have there actually been people who\'ve believed you to be for
real that have supported you?
Scary thought, I know.
Keep up the good work. Hopefully this site will at least get some moderate,
intelligent Christians to realize exactly what it is that they believe.
Marc
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Yes there are real Christians who believe this stuff.
These people are....real Christians. This website isn't a satire, it's what the
Bible actually states and that's why it pisses off so many Christians today
since it shows how far off they are. Ever wonder why there are 20,000
established versions of Christianity in America alone yet only one Bible? Why
cant everyone just agree?
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| From: |
"Nathan" <Beatles_89@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Sun, November 19, 2006
8:45 pm |
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First off, this is not an example of hate mail, because that would be immature. I
would however like to point out that you, Pastor Jim, appear to me to be nothing
more than a fool. You are telling people that not following in the ways of your
beleifs can result in a descendance into hell. Your comments in your \"fighting
satan\" section on other religions is a stipid, child-like attempt at smashing
other views. You are no better than the people you are out to get. I was going
to get into a big discussion, but I just now realized that it would be foolish of
me to put anymore of my time into writing an email to someone who obviously does
not have a single clue of what is going on in the world. I fell as though I am
trying to talk to a bottle of rotten jelly.
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"section on other religions is a stipid,"
Kind of like not even knowing how to spell 'stupid' is
stupid.
"I fell as though I am trying to talk to a bottle of
rotten jelly."
I use raspberry jelly.
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| Subject: |
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| From: |
"Jordan"
<Imdahbaby2006@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Sun, November 19, 2006
10:07 pm |
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IT WAS THE FEMALE WHO ATE THE APPLE! YOU STUPID WOMEN RUINED EVERYTHING! GOD
PUNISHES YOU ALL FOREVER TO HAVE PAIN IN CHILD BIRTH AND PERIODS!!!
Fuck yall. True Christian my ass. What kinda stupid bullshit is that statement huh?
I want you to email me back mother fucker. Let me here your sorry ass fucking
excuse. Bitch
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Go get my slippers, feminist.
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| Subject: |
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| From: |
"Max Palmer" <xmaxtheripperx@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Sun, November 19, 2006
11:33 pm |
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.....ah I have emailed you once before and after looking over your replies to
peoples emails I have come to the conclusion that this is all just a satirical web
site used to lampoon evil people.
P.S. If I am wrong then I am honestly not mad at you at all. Allthough I strongly
disagree with everything on this site I know that anyone who could honestly say all
of these things must be severely mentally retarded and I can not blame one for being
retarded.
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It's as real as God.
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| Subject: |
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| From: |
"Max Palmer" <xmaxtheripperx@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, November 20, 2006
8:37 am |
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I noticed you wrote that things such as bad eyesight and other similar problems are
caused by sinning. If god actually punishes people for sinning then why are there
many people that kill others and get off scott free?
Oh and if you do not sin you must be perfect......too bad a 2 inch cock is not perfect.
P.S. You will probably say they will go to hell when they die but why does god not
punish them in life?
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"If god actually punishes people for sinning then why
are there many people that kill others and get off scott free?"
That never happens since God exists.
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| From: |
"The FSM" <something@something.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, November 20, 2006
8:42 am |
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So Faith healing works, so i\'ll shoot you in the head, and we\'ll see what happens k?
You are just so retarded, the bible is fantasy! Why don\'t you just read the Lord of
the Rings and take that for fact aswell.
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| Subject: |
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| From: |
"Max Palmer" <xmaxtheripperx@yahoo.co*> |
| Date: |
Mon, November 20, 2006
8:49 am |
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You are a great comedian! After looking over your site more and more I have come to
see that it is a great work of satire and actually more or less the same way I feel.
That hateful shits like radical conservative confederate fuckers are.......well
retarded.
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I'm the greatest, not 'great'.
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| Subject: |
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| From: |
"Mike" <michaelc6018@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, November 20, 2006
3:13 pm |
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Alright, where do I start? I\'m a 22 year old male in Phoenix, Arizona. I would
consider myself a conservative republican, and a non-religious individual. To more
accurately put it, I am agnostic. In reading through this site I\'m finding it
terribly difficult to determine whether this is a huge joke or your actually serious
about the issues you discuss. I know plenty of religious individuals, Christians,
Catholics, Jews, so on and so forth. None of them would ever endorse or agree with
most of the things you are saying. I think that the only thing your doing here is
hurting the groups you claim to be apart of (republicans, christians) by associating
yourself with them. Some of the things on your site I could say I agree with, but
for the most part they are far too radical and lack what I would call the wisdom and
understanding that an average 48 year old would have. In summation, I think this
has got to be some sort of a joke that a couple of kids got together to create.
And, the fact that you
upfront try to ward off \"hate mail\" already shows a level of ignorance and weak
ability to handle criticism. Obviously your aware that a large group of people find
what you believe/post on this site to be offensive, are you not curious in the least
bit why? Personally, I think people as of late have become far too sensitive to
certain views, and to what is \"equal\" or \"fair\" or \"politically correct\".
But, to simply ignore a mass amount of like minded criticism to something you
do/believe in, just seems ignorant. No different than the village drunk thinking
everybody else has the problem. It\'s probably a wise thing for you to take a step
back, and look at what your saying, that is, if your not just being an asshole, and
you some how believe the shit you say. Otherwise, I guess just keep doin\' what
your doin\'. Ignore this e-mail and keep havin\' your fun. Why not? It\'s not
like your hurting anybody, aside from yourself that is.
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| From: |
"Katie" <XxkathijajxX@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, November 20, 2006
5:01 pm |
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This was a very disturbing site. I will not report you nor will I do anything to
harm you. didn\'t God/Jesus/Allah (and any other god) tell us to do nothing but
love. I am just very dissapointed of how racist some of these comments were.
E-mail Back
Katie
P.S. I\'m only fourteen (and muslim) we are not all terrorist please be more open
minded and open your eyes and look around. I know what you people said was wrong why
can\'t we all just get along.
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"didn\'t God/Jesus/Allah (and any other god) tell us to
do nothing but
love."
Sure! God loves everyone so much that He sends nearly all
of us to Hell forever for eternal torment! That's what we call 'Love' in
Christianity!!
"P.S. I\'m only fourteen (and muslim) we are not all
terrorist please be more open
minded and open your eyes and look around."
No, you are a terrorist. Deal with it.
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| Subject: |
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| From: |
"Christian girl" <christiangirl@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, November 20, 2006
5:04 pm |
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I am a Christian. I respect how seriously you take your faith. still, I can\'t
believe how intolerant you are. Those \"facts\" about divorce are outrageous. I am
so hurt that one of Christ\'s followers could spread so much hatred. God loves ALL
of us- and He\'s not sending people to hell for their mistakes. A girl shouldn\'t
marry her rapist!
Have you ever considered that Muslims and Jews and agnostics practice their love for
God in a way that\'s different from yours? Just because they don\'t call the Lord
by the name of Jesus doesn\'t make them sinners.
I will pray for you. But please, open your mind, stop being so racist and
intolerant. It saddens me to think that this site will make people think this is
what Christianity means. I see NOTHING on this site that represents ANYTHING that
Christ ever would have said.
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"God loves ALL of us- and He\'s not sending people to
hell for their mistakes."
So you invented your own God and Christianity version?
Well done! Hellfire for you!
"A girl shouldn\'t marry her rapist!"
God disagrees.
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| From: |
"Katie" <XxKathijahxX@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, November 20, 2006
5:10 pm |
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Muslim do not put red dots on their heads that is the hindu religion. it was also a
very childish comment about how my color is the color of poop. this is not hate mail
I respect yyour view point and I\'ll let you believe anything you was to believe but
it is just ot accurate.
Katie
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How do you know what's on my website with a veil on all
the time, terrorist?
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| From: |
"Christian girl"
<star@star.net> |
| Date: |
Mon, November 20, 2006
5:11 pm |
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I suggest you edit your children\'s pages. \"Pussy\" is not appropriate for
children. Didn\'t God say swearing and foul language is not appropriate? Looks
like you have some blatant sins on your website. Not ot mention a couple SPELLING
and gramatical errors.
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"Didn\'t God say swearing and foul language is not
appropriate?"
I've never fucking cussed once on this website!
"Not ot mention a couple SPELLINGand gramatical
errors."
Grammatical you mean? Hypocrite!
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| Subject: |
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| From: |
"scott davis"
<peacemaker-lbv@msn.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, November 20, 2006
6:24 pm |
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Yeah science is wrong; they can send a rover to mars and you dont think that science
is +,- few million years close to the existance of the dinosaur? Dinosour bones
under 100\'s of feet under ground didnt happen i 6,000 years (any one with some
reasonable intelligence could figure that out). If you really want to know about
christianity you will need to read the egyptian book of the dead and sumerian myth
(you dont even know what that is cause your blind faith). Old testament was
plagiarized from sumerian myth. New testement is a dirict copy of the egyptian book
of the dead. Eusebius of cassarea (the sole editor of the bible) under order of
Constitene I of the falling Roman empire used this myth to undermine peganism. Most
christians dont know the cristmas is a pegan ritual. Also Mattew, Mark, Luke and
John were not the authors of those books (sipmle research like an encyclopedia will
prove this). Also the counsil of Nicea directd by Esubius created Jesus around 323
CE or common era.
So I suggest you get your facts straight. I cant be fooled like you; I know history
and if you research what information I have given you you will see how long you have
been deceived.
Of course you won\'t, because knowlege is the enemy of faith, relegion and reason
are two differt things. The bible is full of stories not to be taken literal. There
are life forms that are so sensitive to their enviornment (like some that cant live
in light indeginous to deep caves); yeah Noah keep them alive. What about all the
plants? You think they all survived under water? and in genesis did you ever bother
to notice that plats were created the first day but the sun on fouth day and one day
was how long back then? so how did they live with out light? The story of adam and
eve; states cain takes a wife where did she come from?
I have reasonable intelligence and and not lead by the deceived or blind.
These are only a fraction of the ridiculous stories in the silly book.
The bible is not knowledge, history, science. Its as valid as Santa Clause, Tooth
Fairy and the Easter Bunny! which you still believe in RIGHT?
So dont be a fool get some knowlege
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Science is the lie of Earalia!
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| From: |
"Brittany" <jdhl111@msn.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, November 20, 2006
6:26 pm |
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You people are so fucking full of yourselves. Nothing you say is true. How do you
even know your \"Holy Bible\" isn\'t some bullshit story? How do you even know your
religion is right? Learn how to fucking accept things how they are and stop
discriminating against the people that aren\'t crazy fanatics like yourselves. How
do you even know what \"God\" wants, hell, how to you even know if he even exists?
You people and your damn cults. Sheesh.
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The Bible says God exists and we know God exists since the
Bible says so. We Christians are super intelligent!
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| From: |
"Jesus" <praduwarrior@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, November 20, 2006
6:57 pm |
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This site is full of the most ignorant, blind-sided views anyone can ever come
under. The world is not flat, even a kindergartener can tell you that. You give
Christianity all over a bad name. By the way, how is racism and segregation a part
of God\'s holly plan? I was given a link to site as something to laugh and joke at
due to the complete stupidity of it...and i did. You are all morons and should burn
in Hell.
sincerely,
Jesus
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Go mow my lawn.
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| From: |
"jesus" <praduwarrior@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, November 20, 2006
7:06 pm |
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priests rape little kids, the earth is round, sex is good, racism=bad, the devil is
going to eat your soul at night, your on gods naughty list...(haha, now your
fucked), gays are going to take over the world and rape you...blood orgy! Not all
demons are bad, they\'re just misunderstood, your views are that of an ignorant
dumbass (jesus said so, so it must be true), the bible wasnt written by god, it was
written by men, Jesus does not love YOU.
Yours truly,
Jesus Christ
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Jesus is into dudes too!
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| From: |
"qqq" <qqq@aol.com> |
| Date: |
Tue, November 21, 2006
1:24 am |
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have you ever seen the movie \"The Omen\"
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| From: |
"scot davis"
<peacemaker-lbv@msn.com> |
| Date: |
Tue, November 21, 2006
2:26 pm |
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You need help if you think the earth is still flat; the bilbe is a piece of shit.
you can fly around the world, if it was flat you would never return to your starting
point (duh). You claim to be a pastor but know nothing (absolutly zero) of the
origins of the bible or christianity, like when it was written and by who. You need
to do alot of home work.
The bible is as real as a Harry Potter book. You could be an expert on it; doe\'s it
mean it real or true? NO!!!!!
Get a clue
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Right.
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| Subject: |
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| From: |
"Marie Stephenson"
<bigtee0@aol.com> |
| Date: |
Tue, November 21, 2006
7:12 pm |
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fart breath? idiots? and you\'re a TRUE Christian?
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Yes.
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| Subject: |
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| From: |
"Mehrunes" <Dagon>,"Daedric
Lord of Destruction" <Paul_Wall_117@hotmail.co*> |
| Date: |
Tue, November 21, 2006
7:51 pm |
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