I just love this website!
LOL!
I guess it\'s the line \"Everyone knows science is retarded...\"
hahhahaha
are you kidding me???

Would you tell your surgeon that before he operates on you or your child?
Would you tell NASA scientists that before they set a trajectory for Mars?
Would you tell that to corporations that create new microchips that are used by
everybody in the world today?
I could go on and on ... 
God gave us beautiful minds capable of underastanding the science already around us
... we didn\'t create science. God created science and God put evolution into motion
and explained it to humans thousands of years ago in laymens terms in order to get
his overall message across, it wasn\'t meant to be taken literally.
Creationism and Evolution are one on the same ... it\'s so easy to understand. Not
everything is black and white, there are shades of grey to all of Gods gifts to us.

I was unsure what to think about you and this site at first, but once I read your
article on alternative energy I have reached a conclusion. I feel I have to
congratulate you on your comic genius, this is almost as good as Pastafarianism
(although slightly less believable).

My only suggestion is that perhaps you should put a little disclaimer at the end of
the \"science\" pages though so the younger types that read your site realise that
this is an intellegent and clever parody and that they should read a decent book
(preferably published by a company without \"reasoning\", \"scriptures\" or
\"evangelical\" in their name) if they really want to know about dinosaurs.

Once again, you\'re a funny guy. Thanks for brightening my day :)

By the way, you don\'t need to publish that if you don\'t want to - it really was an
email of thanks :) Keep up the good work!

Dear Pastor Nicholls

Thank you for having the courage to present the bible the way it really is.  I have
been unable to find a church that does not sugar coat God\'s word, and I wish that I
lived near your church so that I could attend your services.  Are any of your
sermons available as audio files?  If so, I would appreciate it if they could be
Emailed to me or if you could direct me to a site that might have them.

God bless

Terry

Im a fan of your site.  I just wanted to let you know that under F.A.Q. , the
abortion question has nothing on the page when you go to it.  I would like to see
that complete...i actually send links to part of your website  about different
topics, like RAPE  and other stuff mocking the bible quotes, to all my christian
friends.

A personal question, can I ask what your true belief is?  Atheist?  Liberal christian?

-Sean C

WOW, you are sad.  There is scientifical evidence that the earth is round.  Don\'t
get me wrong, I believe in god and everything, but I also believe parcially in
evolution.  

get a life

you are wrong

smalltalk hates you.

Do you believe in the Trinity of God?

I have proof that there is no evolution: Your website, Pastor Jim, is the proof.
(Just Kidding!)

But seriously, your website is extremely funny! Especially about using \"witches\"
as fuel! That had me laughing my ass off. So please excuse me as I go look for my
ass after laughing it off!

Dear Pastor Jim

I want you to know that you shouldn\'t care about what these hell-doomed sinners
send to you. I think everybody should follow the advice and instructions on this
site and by following that they automatically follow The Bible. I especially admire
your Fighting Satan page. You have been a great inspiration, Thank You.

Joel

Hey, I came across your website just by a random chance while I was browsing the web
and I have got to say MAN!  This shit is hilarious!  I love humor that lampoons low
IQ southern pieces of shit!  I remember reading some book about how people who
actually have racist ideals are generally either one of two things: a product of
incest or someone who, despite all conscious efforts, was unable to raise their IQ
above 50 (which  is classified as mental retardation!).  God it\'s good to know that
someone out their is still finding ways to bring attention to a way of thinking that
is almost as idiotic as the Nazi ideology!  Keep up the good work!

TG Tay Tay 

ur a fucking douche bag iam a 18 year old gay christian and u DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE
TRUE MEANING OF WHAT A CHRISTIAN IS....cleary u need god to direct u in the right
path, or something people like u who think that they r so called \"true christians\"
r as i said douche bags like ur self ummm and yeah i know that u will go to hell
cause god does not like ugly soo i guess noone will shut your site down well u
should be thankfull and dwell in your own \"coolness\" as i like to call it and look
like a commplete idiot to every one who comes accross your piece of shit self
concieted rude ass liberal church bullshit well fuck off and iam glad that i wont c
u n hell cause u will sure enough but not soon enough be there bye fuckerrrrrrrrrr u
suck big ones!!!

Why are you doing this?  Seems like you are obsessed with God.  What happened to you
that God/Bible makes you so obsessed? I doubt you even have a job. You are to busy
bashing God.

so how long have you been a homosexual?

this site is the best! i just want 2 know who the really fat ugly chick is, i
mean...i cant find the email that every1 is so upset about! but this site is geat! i
am christian myself, and FUCKTARD where did they come up with this? this is Gold!
thats for letting me in! much appreciated! i just want 2 say to the fat ugly
chick...you are so fat and ugly and u look like my ass when i take a fat shit! 

P.S fuck you slut, ur a fucking dady fucking whore bag!

Peace Out!

Isaiah 40:21-23 (King James Version)

 21Have ye not known? have ye not heard? hath it not been told you from the
beginning? have ye not understood from the foundations of the earth? 

 22It is he that sitteth upon (the circle of the earth), and the inhabitants thereof
are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth
them out as a tent to dwell in: 

 23That bringeth the princes to nothing; he maketh the judges of the earth as vanity.

The earth is round.  The four corners of the earth refers to the four directions;
north, south, east, and west.

Also how would you explain Alaska and Russia being close enough to drive a ship from
one to the other in a matter of hours.  Your map shows them being very far apart.

Also again, solar eclipses prove the sun is much too large to orbit in the fashion
you suggest.

you are totally wrong. for instance you are talking about terrorist muslims who are
not muslims in real. you are saying that they smell bad cause of their poop skin. no
they dont smell bad.you quoted some sentences from coran which are not true.muslims
are not barbaric.any muslim cannot be a terrorist and a terrorist cannot be a
muslim.muslims love Jesus as christians do.i know.you call Muhammed as satan.does
any real muslim person call our holly prophet Jesus as satan?or any Jew call
christians as poop skin people?NO.i have never heard.
to claim something you should firstly make researches.if you insist on not searching
then the loser will be you..i am not feeding grudges...you dont want any hate
mail,and if you take any hate mail you say you will make them seen as
idiot.possible..hating is nothing.it gives you nothing..if somebody hates you, you
should love him...killing people shouldnt be anyones gain..missions are
missions..mission is not to be killing people..we are not monsters...we are
humanbeings..neither muslims nor jews nor christians nor atheist should kill others
who dont share their own thoughts.no no way...i dont agree with you...and many
people,too.you are minority who wants to kill non-christians....

FUCK YOU REDNECK FUCKERS

I read your litterature on Gays and found it fascinating that somebody who qualifies
themselves as a true Christian can be filled with so much hatred.

I love your site, I think it is very interesting and I have I guess the same feeling
about organized religion, I am sure you are happy as much as I am that the demo\'s
are back in the house, I hope that will make a change for the better keep on going,
your like the Colbert Report of online ^_^.

How can you say that my entire family will go to hell just because my parents got a
divorce (I am thirteen years old)? I believe in God, and read the Bible, but I have
never found ANYWHERE that divorced families go to Hell. Tell me where in the Bible
it states this and I will believe you. You can never know how much this web page has
hurt me, but you are by family in Christ, so I just hope that you can learn to love
me and other kids like me. 

I see you believe in a flat earth because of the tall tree in Daniel. I also believe
in taking scripture literaly unless the scipture tells us otherwise. And it does
concerning that tree. In Dan 4:24-26 we learn that tree was a spiritual
representation of Nebuchadnezzar. Watchman nee points out many such prophetic
symbolic images in scripture which the Bible gives us definitions for:

http://www.kingdom-gospel.com/interpret.html

According to Watchman Nee in \"Aids to \'Revelation\' \", there are about 30
symbols, and half of them are explained within it\'s own text. Examples include: 

Lampstands are churches 1:20 
Fire, Horns, & Eyes represent the Holy Spirit 4:5 & 5:6 
Incense are prayers 8:3-4 
The dragon is satan 12:9 
Beast is a king 17:12 

and others are explained, that I have not listed here. 

-------

I think you are missing avery important characteristic of God. It is true God is
jealous and God is fire, but God also believes this:

Rom:2:4: Or despisest thou the riches of his goodness and forbearance and
longsuffering; not knowing that the goodness of God leadeth thee to repentance?

I think sir, you need to balance yourself with that scripture.

Sir, I know that you are not a real priest. One of my parishioners had emailed me
this link. I\'m on my nephew\'s old email so that you cannot email me back. A true
Pastor or Priest would know that the Jordan means the Jordan River. (The River Jesus
was baptized in) I will pray for you to get the help you so desperately need.

I wish to cancel my previous message to you. I see that you are not a christian at
all, and are only mocking christianity. I saw your kidz pages. Some day you will
stand before God. I doubt that you believe at all. But give you 1 sign for you to
remember before its too late. Soon there is going to be a rapture. And only half of
the church will probably be raptured, which will cause alot of doubt about the
rapture and christianity, but I want you to know and remember you heard about it.
And it won\'t be too late for you. 

Either your site is a sick joke, or you are like devil worshippers or something.
Some day satan and you will bow your knee to Jesus. satan will be forced to do so, I
hope you will do it willingly, but you have to repent before you die, to have that
chance.

Sir,I shall pray for you.  You profess to be a Christian, but our Lord Jesus said to
love all men.  Yet, you speak negative words like nigger, gayness and other
obsceneties.  May God forgive you, your hate hidden in your messages.  But, like
Judas, no one can distract from the word of Jesus.  There is power and healing in
the word of Jesus and it can change the hearts of people like you.  And yes, I am a
person of color but I cannot hate.  I am a true Christian and therefore I am in
Christ.  God bless you and your family

FIrst off I would like to state that I DO in fact respect you and your beliefs...
yet, WHAT IS WRONG?!?!?!?!

The Earth is flat? No, and there is indead actually physical proof, unlike the Bible
has!! By the way, the Earth does revolve around the Sun, not the other way around.
It\'s called a spaceship to prove this? Also, where in the Bible does it say
anything about this?

Your saying that scientists are crazy and unrelieable correct? They were able to
figure out space enough to give you T.V. Telephones, and INTERNET! Are you still
going to say that scientists don\'t know anything? 

You also say that the Public School Systems are brain washing students. I would be
willing to bet my life that I will make it farther in life, be happier in life, and
be more proud, then you could ever be!

So now divorce...WHAT THE HELL?! So apparently if the parents can\'t figure out how
to work things out and be happy (since everyone in America has the right to be happy
so if they chose) the children shall burn in Hell themselves? Could you be any more
out of your mind?! In some cases, its actually better to get a divorce. From what
your saying, someone could beat there child and family sensless every night, and the
other parent my never get a divorce, she must risk the death of her child? Now
who\'s the murderer there? You should take another look at your statistics...
Muslims have a hundred percent rate of divore? News flash, THEY AREN\'T ALLOWED TO
GET DIVORCED! It is not actually punished in the Christian religion, however, for
Muslims it is. And so I\'ve been raped... does this mean that I must marry my family
member who so chose to hurt me?? I DON\'T THINK SO! 

In other words, you and your site and your followers are pretty much screwed up
beyond belief. 

P.S. the Bible states judgement is a sin... is judging the gays, the divorcies, the
world what your doing? YES!!!

My wife Rose the church and i we heartly pass our greetings and the love of the LORD
you.
The LORD has put us in care of the BELIEVERS REVIVAL MISSION IN KENYA AFRICA

We have been going through your web for some and we have been so much touched with
the work that the LORD has put in your care,
We are just writting to mention to you that be assured of our prayer support as you
work for the KINGDOM.
ONLY WHAT YOU DO FOR CHRIST WILL LAST.
THE BLOOD OF JESUS IS OUR STREGHTH.
PASTOR JULIUS ABUNGANA ROSE AND THE CHURCHES IN KENYA  AFRICA.

I have to admit I find your site very interesting.

At first I was amused at the beliefs displayed, seeing someone try and prove the
world is flat using the bible is something rather alien to me.

However, I then got quite frustrated at the views you\'ve put up and was considering
e-mailing you, but gave it a miss on second thought.

Having given the site another browse, and reading the \'E-Mail Bag\' I realised what
you\'re doing, and its very clever. I have to say that I am impressed in what you
have done (hopefully I\'m correct and shall explain what I think you\'ve done now).

I\'m hoping you\'ve put this site up to show what past Christians and rare
Christians these days believe. Also how shocking it is that so many Christians today
are comfortable with their faith and yet have never seen these extracts from the
Bible. Perhaps this is why the Bible shouldn\'t be taken literally.  

Well, thanks for the interesting read, even if I\'m wrong (in which case I\'m
damned, apparently). Oh, and from one person to another, I wouldn\'t recommend a
career in art.

You are some fuckin dumbasses... white people are the most manipulative people on
the earth... being a white kid, i find u and anyone believing your bullshit an
embarrassment... Answer me this question... why is it white people stretch from the
highest income levels to the ghetto-level, and most black people are held down
between middle and low-class?

keep in contact so i might fixed your warped mind... and shift your \"normal\" to
its correct position

you religious bigots!!! If God did not believe homosexuality was a acceptable way of
life he would never of made us capable of it. God is all loving! meaning he loves
everyone of his children! and to remind you 

Job 1:6 - Now there was a day where the sons of God came to present themselves
before the Lord, and Satan came also among them.

Satan was a child of God. As am I, as are you and as is every single one of the 6.5
billion people on this planet He created for us. 

Get used to homosexuals and bisexuals, WE\'RE HERE TO STAY!!

are you serious?!?! do you actually beleive all that bull that the world is only
6,000 years old? if you knew anything about anything to do with science, you would
have some idea of the REAL legitamicy of science. 
besides, what makes your religion right, every single religion has their own
creation myth, why is yours the right one?

How come no one in the history of mankind has fallen off the edge of your so-called
flat earth?

.........You are a piece of garbage on gods ass.  I have looked over your site and
it is so obvious to me that you are a scared little fuck who is so scared to die
that you are willing to believe in this bullshit and push it to the extreme.I do not
believe in a higher power however I accept religions for making people better and
nicer. Many people take religoin for what it is, a nice set of guidlines to live
your life. You give all of these people a bad name with your evangelical bullshit.
What you need to do is pull you fucking nose out of the bible, open your eyes, and
live your life happily. I hope that one day you tell an atheist in person that he is
an idiot and he beats the god out of you. You are also most likely a ugly disgusting
hillbilly who will never have sex in his life and is trying to give his life meaning
through the bible.  


P.S. I am going to laugh when you A. End up in Hell becuase you are an evil shit or
B. End up rotting in the earth life everyone else after wasting your miserable life
rather than enjoying it.......   

Regarding your Anti-Fur Page.

You people are terrible.  You judge others as the bible says not to, calling us furs
sick and twisted.  Luckily, I don\'t give a shit and just wanted to let you know
that you are all aweful people and for not joining the fur community, you\'re
missing out on a lot of fun ^_^

I\'m a wolf and there is nothing better than sucking Lion cock.  Fuck, just tasting
the cum or letting it ooze all over my face while jerking myself off is awesome!

Or licking long horse dick is tastey, as well as getting fucked by them is great
too.  I ride them good!

Screw God (Yay, atheism! ^____^) and screw a fur, it\'s a lot more fun ^_^

See you in hell, guys...oh wait, there is no hell.

Have you by chance read CS Lewis\'s _Mere Christianity_?  It explains Christianity
by using a logical, scientific argument.

I think this is a terrible site , made to brain wash small children and force
everyonje in believing god.
this is wrong.
you will probly go to hell not me!
i am atheist.

You are one of the biggest false prophets I have heard of.  If you do not change you
will be the one who goes to hell along with your ugly pictures that you drew to get
you horny.
Adios.

bullshit, all of it! hells calling all ur names out, all religions r evil, the bain
of humanity. the destroyer of worlds,an if it means destroying man kind and ridding
the world of fucking single minded people like you lot, i truly hope it consumes us
soon, see u in hell

You are a false prophet! Most everytheing you say or do is wrong. You take
information from the bible and twist it to mean something opposite than what it is
supposed to. You designed a kids page that promotes violence, profanity, and even
nudity. Do you honestly believe this is what pleases God. By the way, the Earth is
not flat. It\'s round. If yor were to start at a certain point and continue to
travel in a straight path, you would eventually end up where you started. This can
not be done if the earth is flat. You believe you can fool everyone with the garbage
you put on your website. Many people think you\'re stupid and a complete nut. Some
may actually believe you because they don\'t know the truth and look for answers
from you. God WILL hold you accountable for all of this. And GOD does NOT use
profanity. I seen where you drew God and made him saying curse words. I have never
seen nor have heard of cuss words written in the BIBLE, and definitely not quoted by
God or Jesus Christ. I feel sorry for the
people who believe you and I pray for them as well as you. I hope & pray you come to
realize what you\'re doing is wrong and put an end to all of this(Not for me, but
rather for God). 

You are a false prophet! Most everything you say or do is wrong. You take
information from the bible and twist it to mean something opposite than what it is
supposed to. You designed a kids page that promotes violence, profanity, and even
nudity. Do you honestly believe this is what pleases God. By the way, the Earth is
not flat. It\'s round. If yor were to start at a certain point and continue to
travel in a straight path, you would eventually end up where you started. This can
not be done if the earth is flat. You believe you can fool everyone with the garbage
you put on your website. Many people think you\'re stupid and a complete nut. Some
may actually believe you because they don\'t know the truth and look for answers
from you. God WILL hold you accountable for all of this. And GOD does NOT use
profanity. I seen where you drew God and made him saying curse words. I have never
seen nor have heard of cuss words written in the BIBLE, and definitely not quoted by
God or Jesus Christ. I feel sorry for the
people who believe you and I pray for them as well as you. I hope & pray you come to
realize what you\'re doing is wrong and put an end to all of this(Not for me, but
rather for God). 

Just the other day I was telling my wife that I was becoming too damn cynical in my
old age.

Then I found this web site!

Man, this is so fucking funny! Only in America could you take something as cherished
as Christianity and turn it into a vomited pile of perversion. Jesus H. Christ would
be proud of you!

Makes me glad as hell to be a sex offender! (love your Megan\'s law page)

Keep up the good work you possessed motherfucker!

Phil

Hey Jim,

I have irrefutable proof that evolution does not exist: The Jerry Springer Show!

John

P.S. You may be a redneck if your daddy\'s crop duster has a four wheel drive.

ur stupid

How do you do it Pastor Jim? All the other \"Christians\" think they are so smart!
You are the only person I have found who has interpreted the Bible correctly. I just
think it\'s unfortunate that so many people don\'t know the truth. They have been so
warped by this new pseudo-Christianity crap that they won\'t read the Bible
themselves and come to the same conclusion as you or I have. I think this website is
a great way to help people start thinking, but what can I do to help spread the
Word?

(3nd time I try to send you this. Had problems the first 2 times).

Hello Pastor Jim,

This is the second time I write to you and I wanted to tell you again what a great
site you have here. It is unfortunate however that the majority of your visitors
think otherwise and are offended by the content of your site. With this in mind, I
have a small story to tell you and a request. 

A little over a month ago a friend of mine told me about a job opportunity in the
company he works for. I applied and unfortunately I did not get the job. I didn\'t
think much of it until recently somehow somewhere from the company told him one of
the reasons I was not given an interview. Apparently one of the people on the hiring
committee looked up my name under google.com and didn\'t like what they saw. 

Your site came up with my name on it from the first email message that I wrote to
you. I didn\'t hesitate giving you my name as I knew you were not going to use it
with bad intentions. 

I was told this once while in college that some employers might try to look you up
as Google’s popularity and capabilities have grown. I really didn\'t believe it, but
here I am two years after I heard that and it happens to be true.

So this leads me to the request I mentioned in the beginning, which is if you can
alter my name and remove my email address from the first message I sent you so that
this won\'t happen again.

The email address on this message is an alias to which I hope you will reply to. I
will then give you the details to direct you to the page on your site which contains
the first email I sent to you so you can alter my name and remove my email address.
Feel free to post this on you site (except perhaps this paragraph) so people can
read my story.

Thanks once again

-jsl

We love your site, it\'s great and hilarious. The MSPaint really is the icing on the
cake, and I look forward to more updates. 

I have a question: How often do you get emails from people who completely and
seriously agree with the content of the site? Just wondering.

Keep up the awesome.
Lindsey and Chris

I LOVE GOING TO CHURN

Hello, I\'m Midi, and I\'d just like to start off that I am a Christian. So why, I
ask you, do you treat furries the way you do. Furries are nothing bad, only the sick
people who get involved and give people like me a bad name.

There are a lot of good furries out there, and many of which are also Christian.
Your views and accusations are cruel and unfounded.

Furries are not all going to burn in Hell, like you say we are. I ask that you
please remove this insult to the furry community.

BTW: There\'s lots of people worse than furries. Emos are one of the most well-know,
and a new group known as the \"Followers.\" They believe in the \"Way,\" the one
path to peace and, get this, spiritual power. So why are you so worked up about
furries when there are more dangerous pagen groups out there.

Being a furry is not a sin, and screw anyone who says otherwise!

\"How can you believe in God and science at the same time? Are you a black
Republican?\"

And then I find this in your mailbag. OK, God wants us to embrace all people (this
includes furries) and here you are being a racist!

It is possible--no matter what you say--to believe scientific fact and the Bible,
esspecially since new scientific updates (hidden by the government) actually prove
things told by the Bible.

Now go burn your inscense, and learn some tolerance!