Psalm 94:16 Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me. ---- Psalm 109:9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow. --- Hebrews 12:4 Ye have not yet resisted unto blood, striving against sin. --- John 1:18 No man hath seen God at any time, the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him. --- John 3:3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. --- Genesis 32:30 And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. --- John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ---

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Date: 11/1/2005 04:36:45 -0800
From: paul mensah <godschoosenministry@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Reminder

Dear pastor jim,

this is to remind you of my last mail to you which you
have not replied.i am still hoping to read from you
soonest with fullest hope.may you remain in the
lord,Amen.

Evang.Paul

When was that?

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Date: 11/01/2005 17:37:22 -0600
From: "Sean Roycraft" <srmr234@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: I have one thing to say...

I'm not sure why you have created this site, but the one thing I have to say
to you which is probably the only e-mail like this is...Jesus Christ loves
you no matter what you do. I will pray for you because I care very much
about you. Go ahead and mock me if you wish, for I will turn around and do
the opposite because the joy and love of the Lord is inside of me. Ya, I may
sound like some old lady in a southern church, but I do care and love you.
Please give this God you ridicule a chance. He's reaching out for you, and
all you gotta do is take His hand. Remember that I will think of you tonight
as I pray.

It's good to see a Christian with actually kind intentions.

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What happens to people who never learn about Christianity throughout there  
entire life? Do they go to hell, even though they don't know what hell is? It  
seems a bit unfair?

Who said God was fair? He just loves seeing people being tortured and having has slaves it His feet, forever serving and worshipping Him.

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this isnt hate mail.. i just have a question.. did you make up your
information on the masturbation part of your web page? because its a medical FACT that
masturbation is healthy for you..and is most likely better then having
unmarried sex.

also.. the part about the candles, sausages and carrots?? thats just nasty..
i'm possitive no one does that..

you shouldnt post false facts on your site to scare people.. that and you
should watch how you word things.. because people will think its just a big
joke..i know i did at first

I just copied and pasted it from a now non-existent Geocities page.

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What do you do for a living? Do you have a family, or is this like your life, making this website and answering emails? Just wondering. I'm praying for you.

Cooking and commission artwork.

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Date: 11/03/2005 22:36:05 -0800
From: "Mike Grab" <shortguy255@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: something.... interesting

Ok, have you heard of the latest fad among kids today, myspace? well, on
this myspace thing there is a profile called "trulyluvd" and it is the most
christian thing ever. It is actually really hilarious. Here is an exerpt
from this site...

"Christians are like Pumpkins… God picks us from the patch and brings us in
and washes off all the dirt. Then He cuts off the top and takes all the
yucky stuff out from inside… He removes seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc.
that would end up rotting within us. Then He carves a new smiling face and
puts His light inside of us to shine for all to see."

here is the link....
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=26031401&Mytoken=151FF412-FD38-5C4E-71ADE1ACA87134F981502042



One more thing..... In the beggining there was only the garden of eden,
nothing else. All that was known was inside the garden (including all evil;
the satan snake dealio). Well I've been taught that gaurding the garden are
cherubs, but these cherubs are outside the garden.......what are they
guarding the garden from?  If all that is know is inside the garden then
theoretically there is nothing outside the garden to be afraid of, but by
admitting that that they are guarding that garden the church is admitting
that their is something outside the garden itself. Also, to guard garden the
cherubs would have to be standing outside the garden itself so they would be
able to see any threats from......well wherever.  Could you please shed some
light on this for a few of my friends and myself who have been raised
catholic but at the moment seem to be asking ourselves "what the fuck are
they talking about, that doesn't make sense" more and more.  Thanks man,
keep on doin' what you're doin'.

I'm confused.

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After reading through most of your site iv'e noticed you tend to contradict yourself. You say in your "megans law" section that evil is all around us. Yet in the "atkins diet" section (i think it was) you say we have the least crime out of anyone. You also hate tree-huggers but you drive an environmentally safe vehicle. Next is you say "true" christians are the majority, yet your list of athiest classifications described most of the country. You're opposed to fags but your site background is purple, which most guys believe to be a somewhat gay color. You say in your "muslims" section that in the bible it says god loves us even though we sin, but then you have other parts saying god hates sinners. You say in "women and their role" that women must submit to men, yet in "muslims" you say we must love them as ourselves. Next isn't really a contradiction, but you hate liberals and video games, yet the fight against video games is led by the liberal (and possibly lesbian) Hillary Clinton.
Now I may have misinterpreted most of this and may have to re-read it but this is my opinion for now.

"You're opposed to fags but your site background is purple, which most guys believe to be a somewhat gay color."

That's like saying I cant use red on my website since it is communist.

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Date: 11/04/2005 17:35:04 +1100
From: "Hyros Grandeck" <hat_emperess@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

Question One - Do you have any friends (God doesn't count)?
Two - Do you know of your need for intensive psychiatric care?
Three - Can you answer all of the questions I ask you, not just one?
Four - Are you the only true Christian in the world?  How many true
Christians are there?
Five - Is your son being raised to be a moron like you; will he lock up his
wife when he has one?
Do you enjoy insulting people?
Are you ever visciously attacked in the street?  If not, why?  Don't the
people in your area know what an absolute bogan you are?

Here is some useful pieces of information;
America was inhabited by only native americans 2000 years ago, not Jesus.  
He was from Israel.

Internet IQ tests do not count - your IQ cannot be 145 because no one that
smart would write crap like you do.  I suspect the average dog has a higher
IQ than you.

Your website insults everyone I've shown it to.

People who are not identical to you in every way can still be good people.

If women are so bad, why haven't you eradiated them from the (flat) earth?  
See what happens.


The answer to this email should be more than one line.  God told me.

"Do you have any friends (God doesn't count)?"

Yes.

"Do you know of your need for intensive psychiatric care?"

No, why? Are you a psychologist?

"Can you answer all of the questions I ask you, not just one?"

Probably.

"Are you the only true Christian in the world?  How many true
Christians are there?"

Thats depends on the person. Everyone who calls themself a Christian is a True Christian since they said so and they said God said so (but they are God).

"Is your son being raised to be a moron like you; will he lock up his
wife when he has one?"

If I was a moron, then I wouldn't be laughing at you.

"Do you enjoy insulting people?"

Only those who deserve it.

"Are you ever visciously attacked in the street?"

Yes, someone tried to attack me with an axe before. He swung it at my head, but something kicked in and I lunged forward and tackled him before it could strike my head.

"Internet IQ tests do not count - your IQ cannot be 145 because no one that
smart would write crap like you do."

I agree to an extent. I think the entire IQ system is bunk. I must be an idiot if I'm just so popular and well loved be people around the world.

"Your website insults everyone I've shown it to."

Thanks for advertising my website. Now they will all show it to all their friends and I'll just get more and more popular.

"The answer to this email should be more than one line.  God told me."

No, you just told yourself.

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Date: 11/06/2005 04:09:56 +0000
From: "Jack Smith" <jack79smith@hotmail.com>
To: david_silcox@wcg.org.uk, tony_goudie@wcg.org.uk, pastor_dj@sbcglobal.net, ledby_god@yahoo.com, johnsma@tulsaschools.org, jubilee@jubileecogic.org, mail@theevidencecogic.org, rockergirl_jdj@yahoo.com, pastorjim@truechristian.com, pastor@middlesborocgma.org, ironwolf@dangerousgames.com, fountainoflife@cox.net, thechurch@daculaucogic.org, bleggett@bridgewoodchurch.org, elders@bridgewoodchurch.org
Subject: "666" in "6" "6" "6" End to "7" (Endtime & AntiChrist)

Book of Daniel - Chapter 7:


"And four great beasts came up from the sea, diverse one from another. 4:
The first was like a lion, ... 5: And behold another beast, a second, like
to a bear, ... 6: After this I beheld, and lo another, like a leopard, ... "
(Daniel 7:3-6)


* Babylon -> Medo-Persia -> Greece -> ...


===== "666"


"... behold a fourth beast, dreadful and terrible, and strong exceedingly;
... and it was diverse from all the beasts that were before it; and it had
ten horns. 8: I considered the horns, and, behold, there came up among them
another little horn, before whom there were three of the first horns plucked
up by the roots: and, behold, in this horn were eyes like the eyes of man,
and a mouth speaking great things." (Daniel 7:7-8)


"Thus he said, The fourth beast shall be the fourth kingdom upon earth,
which shall be diverse from all kingdoms, and shall devour the whole earth,
and shall tread it down, and break it in pieces. 24: And the ten horns out
of this kingdom are ten kings that shall arise: and another shall rise after
them; and he shall be diverse from the first, and he shall subdue three
kings." (Daniel 7:23-24)


"And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the
sea, , having seven heads and ten horns ... 7: And it was given unto him to
make war with the saints, and to overcome them: ... 8: And all that dwell
upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of
life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world. ... 18: Here is
wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for
it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and
six." (Rev. 13)


* Roman Empire (Ten kingdoms came out, "Papal Rome"-Vatican, rose up among
Ten)


* Ten kingdoms :
1. Alemani (Germany), 2. Franks (France), 3. Burgundians (Switzerland),
4.Suevi (Portugal), 5. Anglo-Saxons (Britain), 6. Visigoths (Spain), 7.
Lombards (Italy), 8. Vandals, 9. Ostrogoths, 10. Heruli
* Three kingdoms destroyed :
Vandals, Ostrogoths, Heruli


-------


"And when he had opened the fifth seal, ... 10: And they cried with a loud
voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and
avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth? 11: ... and it was said
unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their
fellowservants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were,
should be fulfilled. (Rev. 6:9)


"And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the
dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false
prophet. 14: For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go
forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to
the battle of that great day of God Almighty. 15: Behold, ... , lest he walk
naked, and they see his shame. 16: And he gathered them together into a
place called in the Hebrew tongue Armageddon. (Rev. 16:13-16)


"And the number of the army of the horsemen were two hundred thousand
thousand: ... having breastplates of fire, and of jacinth, and brimstone:
... 18: By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by
the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths. 19: For
their power is in their mouth, and in their tails: for their tails were like
unto serpents, and had heads, and with them they do hurt." (Rev. 9:16-19)


"And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented
not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and
idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither
can see, nor hear, nor walk: 21: Neither repented they of their murders, nor
of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts. (Rev.
9:20-21)


"And I saw another angel fly in the midst of heaven, having the everlasting
gospel to preach unto them that dwell on the earth, and to every nation, and
kindred, and tongue, and people, 7: Saying with a loud voice, Fear God, and
give glory to him; for the hour of his judgment is come: and worship him
that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of waters."
(Rev. 14:6-7)


-----------------


"And the temple of God was opened in heaven, and there was seen in his
temple the ark of his testament: ... " (Rev. 11:19)


"And the temple was filled with smoke from the glory of God, and from his
power; and no man was able to enter into the temple, till the seven plagues
of the seven angels were fulfilled." (Rev. 15:8)


------- "Great Tribulation"


"And the nations were angry, and thy wrath is come, and the time of the
dead, that they should be judged, and that thou shouldest give reward unto
thy servants the prophets, and to the saints, and them that fear thy name,
small and great; and shouldest destroy them which destroy the earth." (Rev.
11:18)


"And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, ... " (Rev. 6:12)


"And the sixth angel poured out his vial upon the great river Euphrates; and
the water thereof was dried up, that the way of the kings of the east might
be prepared." (Rev. 16:12)


"And the sixth angel sounded, ... Loose the four angels which are bound in
the great river Euphrates. ... 15: And the four angels were loosed, which
were prepared for an hour, and a day, and a month, and a year, for to slay
the third part of men.  " (Rev. 9:13-15)


"And another angel came out of the temple which is in heaven, he also having
a sharp sickle. ... Thrust in thy sharp sickle, and gather the clusters of
the vine of the earth; for her grapes are fully ripe." (Rev. 14:17-18)


"And at that time shall Michael stand up, the great prince which standeth
for the children of thy people: ... " (Daniel 12:1)


" ... I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth
upon many waters: 2: With whom the kings of the earth have committed
fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the
wine of her fornication. ... I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured
beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns. ... 5:
And upon her forehead was a name written,  MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, ... "
(Rev. 17:1-5)


"And the woman which thou sawest is that great city, which reigneth over the
kings of the earth." (Rev. 17:18)


" ... and there shall be a time of trouble, such as never was since there
was a nation even to that same time: ... " (Daniel 12:1)


"For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of
the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be. 22: And except those days
should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's
sake those days shall be shortened. " (Matthew  24:21-22)


"Therefore shall her plagues come in one day, death, and mourning, and
famine; and she shall be utterly burned with fire: for strong is the Lord
God who judgeth her. 9: And the kings of the earth, who have committed
fornication and lived deliciously with her, shall bewail her, and lament for
her, when they shall see the smoke of her burning, " (Rev. 18:8-9)


"And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the
chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man,
hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains; 16: And said
to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him
that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb: 17: For the
great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?" (Rev.
6:15-17)


"And there were voices, and thunders, and lightnings; and there was a great
earthquake, such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an
earthquake, and so great. 19: And the great city was divided into three
parts, and the cities of the nations fell: and great Babylon came in
remembrance before God, to give unto her the cup of the wine of the
fierceness of his wrath." (Rev. 16:18-19)


" ... and there were lightnings, and voices, and thunderings, and an
earthquake, ... ." (Rev. 11:19)


" ... there was a great earthquake; ... " (Rev. 6:12)


"And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought
miracles before him, ... .These both were cast alive into a lake of fire
burning with brimstone." (Rev. 19:20)


"I beheld then because of the voice of the great words which the horn spake:
I beheld even till the beast was slain, and his body destroyed, and given to
the burning flame." (Daniel 7:11)


"As concerning the rest of the beasts, they had their dominion taken away:
yet their lives were prolonged for a season and time." (Daniel 7:12)


"And the seventh angel poured out his vial into the air; ... " (Rev. 16:17)


" ... ; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became
as blood; 13: And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig
tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind. 14: And
the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together;  ... " (Rev.
6:12-14)


"... shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and
the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be
shaken:" (Matthew 24:29)


"And there fell upon men a great hail out of heaven, every stone about the
weight of a talent: and men blasphemed God because of the plague of the
hail; for the plague thereof was exceeding great." (Rev. 16:21)


"And the angel thrust in his sickle into the earth, and gathered the vine of
the earth, and cast it into the great winepress of the wrath of God. 20: And
the winepress was trodden without the city, and blood came out of the
winepress, ... ." (Rev. 14:19-20)


"And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found." (Rev. 16:20)


"... and every mountain and island were moved out of their places." (Rev.
6:14)


" ... and there came a great voice out of the temple of heaven, from the
throne, saying, It is done." (Rev. 16:17)


==================================


"I saw in the night visions, and, behold, one like the Son of man came with
the clouds of heaven, and came to the Ancient of days, and they brought him
near before him. 14: And there was given him dominion, and glory, and a
kingdom, that all people, nations, and languages, should serve him: his
dominion is an everlasting dominion, which shall not pass away, and his
kingdom that which shall not be destroyed." (Daniel 7:13-14)


"And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall
all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming
in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. 31: And he shall send
his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together
his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other. "
(Matthew 24:30-31)


"And I looked, and behold a white cloud, and upon the cloud one sat like
unto the Son of man, having on his head a golden crown, and in his hand a
sharp sickle. ... Thrust in thy sickle, and reap: for the time is come for
thee to reap; for the harvest of the earth is ripe." (Rev. 14:14-15)


"And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse,
which sword proceeded out of his mouth: ... ." (Rev. 19:21)


"And he that sat on the cloud thrust in his sickle on the earth; and the
earth was reaped." (Rev. 14:16)


"And the seventh angel sounded; and there were great voices in heaven,
saying, The kingdoms of this world are become the kingdoms of our Lord, and
of his Christ; and he shall reign for ever and ever. 16: And the four and
twenty elders, which sat before God on their seats, fell upon their faces,
and worshipped God, 17: Saying, We give thee thanks, O Lord God Almighty,
which art, and wast, and art to come; because thou hast taken to thee thy
great power, and hast reigned." (Rev. 11:15-17)


"And there was given him dominion, and glory, and a kingdom, that all
people, nations, and languages, should serve him: his dominion is an
everlasting dominion, which shall not pass away, and his kingdom that which
shall not be destroyed." (Daniel 7:14)


----- Seal "7"


"And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about
the space of half an hour." (Rev. 8:1)
 

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Date: 11/06/2005 18:02:46 -0600
From: "Taylor Forsyth" <avuyirblue@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: The Earth is NOT round question.

Please explain to me why I can't see to the end's of the earth, if it
actually is flat?

Shouldn't I be able to look into space if it were like that?

I'm just wondering, as it makes no sense on what you say.

If you think about it, all the water in the world would just disappear one
day, as it would fall off the edge of the world..And, another thing! How can
we fly around the world if it is flat?

I apologize for any spelling mistakes, excuse them for I am a minor.

Sincerely,

Taylor Forsyth, a confused Christian

If that isn't logical, then how is a invisible sky daddy any different?

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I pidy u so muchh. As a 13-17 year old I am angered sicne you don't follow
what Jesus said. Don't you knewo Herby 3:16 or whatever the verse tha pastor
guy told me?! I pidy u so muchh. Are you coo-coo fer coco-puffs! Har har!
You are insane! INSANE YOU ARE PYSCO! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU ARE WIERDO INSANE
EHEEHEHH!! As a Christian I am so mad! I pidy u so muchh. Even I know your
stupid and I hate you so much sicne you say the racist word and you have
penis on kiddie page. I'll pray for you. I hope you die and go to Hell
forever. I'll pray for you. I'm not hateful. you are. I hate you.

Seriously though, nice site.

Thanks!

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Date: 11/06/2005 21:09:23 -0500
From: chris carani <chriscarani2005@msn.com>
To: benz214@aol.com, Cathy Dinh <cathy.dinh@gmail.com>, Christina Taylor <cali96@cfl.rr.com>, Gayle Martinchick <gayletm@digis.net>, PastorJim@truechristian.com, scot.leftwich@lce-fl.com, Ruthie2383@aol.com, achurchinfortcollins@yahoo.com, hbutler@hotmail.com, Heather Bettis <heatherb1214@yahoo.com>
Subject: N/A

chriscarani
<http://boards.historychannel.com/profile.jspa?userID=300002223>;

Posts: 939
Member Since: Dec 5, 2003


The problem with accepting Christianity.....
Posted: 5 Nov 2005 04:16 PM     
 
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..is that its veracity crosses the realm of personal faith and bleeds
into that of physical proof. See, specifically with Judaism and Islam
you can never try to prove that the prophets spoke to God or received
divine revelation in a scientific manner. You can say well the fact that
these men had the brain capacity and the education of a 1st grader and
conveyed such profound and seemingly divine wisdom it had to be revealed
to them rather than created by them. To lay down dates, historical
events, documents etc. in this case is not only nearly impossible, but
impractical and unnecessary. It can only be accepted with faith that
these men were honest and they were conveying God's message.

Christianity is different simply because the divine revelation was not
revealed onto paper by a single man, but walked amidst the people of the
physical world. The Messiah transcended the barrier between the
spiritual abstract plane and the observable palpable world. In doing so
it becomes more than faith, it becomes verifiable by logic and criticism
to believe. This is its strength and its most bombarded beam.

In this respect Christianity has received the greatest amount of
criticism in regards to accuracy and truthfulness of its claims. If
Christianity is to be accepted, it must lay on the sound foundation of
historical accuracy is how the argument usually goes. Did Jesus exist
prove it. Did he say the things he did, prove it. Do the historical
markers in the gospel accounts line up with outside objective sources,
prove it. The list goes on and on and for the skeptic it always becomes
more than just accepting with faith and obedience, but about accepting
Christ with the knowledge what is known is undoubtedly and absolutely
true. Not just subjectively to them, but objectively and universally.

For the staunch skeptic there is always a theory or a large enough tear,
just plausible enough and big enough to question and tear open any piece
of the Christian doctrine. There is always an avenue that will allow
them to doubt the soundness of the road that leads to the conclusion the
Christian doctrine is truthful. There is always an anomaly or
contradiction that says to the skeptic it cannot be held true if it all
does not match together perfectly and accurately and can be verified
historically.

Other religions do not allow that avenue. Their acceptance is not based
upon historical accuracy of a historical figure, measurable by
eyewitness accounts. They are intimate and in a material sense blind
decisions that are reached only because they believe what was written is
the path they must take to become who they were born to be and to go
where they were meant to go. This is not a non-existent choice and
reality when contemplating the gospels, but perhaps one less traveled in
today's culture. For example we have a significant amount of proof that
Jesus lived and he did what was written about him. Abraham on the other
hand was only written about through the eyes of Moses and the accounts
are God's direct communication with Moses.

Maybe that is why with Christianity you have such an ongoing heated
debate. For one it is debatable, faith on the other hand is not. It also
is such a personal subject that if even looked at in all intellectual
honesty, can be seen as an attempt to chip away those convicted and
personal beliefs. We must stand upon two pillars, one of faith and
humility and one of honest skepticism. It is a balance we must maintain
in today's world and a delicate one at that.



-Chris Carani

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Date: 11/6/2005 18:53:18 -0800
From: a m <manzerx@yahoo.co*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

yo this website rocks, you totally disproved that
christainity is a good religion. good job pointing out
stupid the bible is compared to real science. and the
whole women thing and the time of the month bit was
awsome. i got to hand it to you, you did an awsome job
debunking christainity, keep up the good work, nic art
work too,  

I'm glad you like my art.

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Date: 11/06/2005 20:57:26 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: wow, your site sure is boring

.....yeah. so what do you think about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and The
Invisible Pink Unicorn? you probably think it's a joke, right? no, they make
as much sense as your freaking god. you're hopeless right now, dude... or
chick, or transie, whatever the fuck works. hopefully one day you'll be
touched by His noodly appendage.... besides, His heaven is WAY better than
your god's heaven!! The Flying Spaghetti Monster's heaven has a beer volcano
and a stripper factory!!! What does your god have, huh? some boring clouds
and a bunch of gay harps? FUCK THAT!! FSM OWNS YOUR LIFE, BITCH!!!!!!!

You're lame.

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Date: 11/06/2005 21:02:14 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Damnit!!!

Now my head hurts!!! Do you have any aspirin? or tylenol? Or CATTLE
DECAPITATION?!?!??! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You must have had a nice stash of candy from Halloween.

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Date: 11/06/2005 21:05:37 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: i like bacon

wait, no i dont! fuck bacon!! bacon is for fucking Canada...ians!!!.......
wait, im canadian.


........do j00 1ike b4k!n?

No.

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Date: 11/06/2005 21:14:24 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: haha nice picture

i like this picture you put up.

<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y44/SlayeReyalS/creationism.gif";
alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

does it work?

anyways, this is a great picture. you're using it like it's on your side.
the kid in this picture is mentally retarded. you can tell just by looking
at him. he's at a creationism science fair. so obviously the people who gave
him the 1st prize were also retarded. do you have a picture of them? if you
do, lemme see them. they probably have a lower IQ than what you claim
atheists have. this picture is against you, making fun of the idea of
creationism. not a good idea to use it on a site like this.

if you wanna see your TRUE god, here's a picture of him.

<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y44/SlayeReyalS/FSM.jpg";
alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!!!!

....

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Date: 11/06/2005 21:28:59 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: FUCK, DUDE!!!!!

ok, so im sitting on the computer sending you random and stupid emails, and
then i get a knock on my door. it was jesus!!! he was completely naked and
had a pentagram necklace around his neck, and he said "dude, i need to take
a fucking shit, god damnit!" and he was holding his crotch really hard. but
during closer examine (yes, i did that, lol), i realized he didn't have a
penis. well, i said to him "stfu n00b go to hell!" and slammed the door. he
got really mad, and pissed on my house. the shit was explosive and blew up
my house! now i dont have a house. so, i need a new house. do i have to pray
to god for a new house? or is he a bit busy helping jesus install his toilet
and lecturing him about how its bad for you to eat explosives whole. you
should chew on them first!! oh yeah, i forgot to mention, he was extremely
constipated whilst shitting. he needed to shove a shovel (LOL) up his ass
and pull the shit out. i video taped it, too. tell me your address and ill
send you the tape!

Kid, you need to be neutered before you reach adulthood. No way should you have children.
 

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Date: 11/06/2005 21:34:35 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: are card decks evil?

im playing solitaire right now. yes, im THAT bored! but i noticed that there
is a king, queen, and a J.... ill assume that stands for jesus. the queen
only kinda looks like virgin mary (who was only a virgin if you dont count
anal, by the way), but the king obviously means gos, but that doesn't look
like god! it looks like an old man who needs to get his head checked for any
serious parasites messing with his mind! he looks........
like........................... YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S PURE BLASPHEMY!!! and
jesus doesn't even look like jesus in the least! does this mean these card
decks are tools of SATAN and anyone who possesses them are demons and will
go to hell????? I THINK IT IS!!!!!!!!! I BETTER FUCKING STOP PLAYING THIS
FUCKING CARD GAME!!!!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

...

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Date: 11/06/2005 21:39:46 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: did you know....

if you look very closely on the tails of a penny, you can see abraham right
there in that building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he's like, really small, but his
penis is quite visible. you don't need a magnifying glass to find his penis,
like you do for yourself. his penis is, like, right there and stuff.
na'amean?

?

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Date: 11/06/2005 22:11:47 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: holy shit!

system of a down is an armenian heavy metal band......


hey guess what else? armenians were the first christians to exist. and im
armenian!! and im a freakin pastafarian!! how the freakin freak does that
work?


i was looking around a bunch of grindcore bands that are very underground,
and i found that one of them has a song called "Jesus Can't Stroke His Cock
Properly, But You Wouldn't Either When You A Knife". Is this true? Well,
they said it's true, and since they said it, it's obviously true. FUCKING
OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!!

Slayer has an album called GOD HATES US ALL!!! I've never doubted Slayer in
the least, because they're a kick-ass thrash band. So, since they say GOD
HATES US ALL, then obviously GOD HATES US ALL!!! EVEN YOU, BITCH!!!!
PWNZ0RZ!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111oneoneoneoneoneonetwo

Walk into a busy intersection, now.

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Date: 11/06/2005 22:15:31 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: So why does Satan have horns?

Is he horny or something???? in that case, you should fuck him. you'd like
it, trust me. he gives HOT sex, because his place is on FIRE!!!!!
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo00

How would you know?

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Date: 11/06/2005 22:17:35 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: jacking the fuck off

i read that jacking off is healthy. do you cum in your mom's mouth? just
curious..... a bit TOO curious, don't you think? lol.

..

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Date: 11/06/2005 22:20:34 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: So is jesus really a girl?

i read that on your site somewhere. is it true? was he seriously a girl? if
so, how hot was she? did she have large tits and a round ass? was she
bisexual? bisexuals are hot! i wanna fuck her!!! fuck...... she's dead. she
got totally PWN3D on that cross thing! LOL i saw those pictures of her
getting whipped on the ass. she was having serious orgasms!!! damnit, im all
horny now. i need to go jack off. brb.

Wash your hands.

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Date: 11/06/2005 22:23:35 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: hey

lemme help you with that.

Eh?
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Date: 11/06/2005 22:32:10 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: wooo i win!

i just won a game of minesweeper. and i used logic, too! does that mean im
going to hell?

No, your soul will be taken by a succubus.

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Date: 11/06/2005 22:37:07 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: not one, but TWO balls!!

i have 2 more nuts than you do!!! n00b!!!!!!!!!!

.....Duh..

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Date: 11/06/2005 22:42:16 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: VIRUS EMAIL

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You are an idiot.

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Date: 11/07/2005 16:12:33 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: hey, here's some sections you can add to your site

i thought of some awesome shit you can add to you "fighting satan" and
"christian science"!

for your fighting satan section...:

We all know that Armenians were the very first christians, right? keep that
in mind as you read this. Adam and Eve were told to multiply(pull out a
bible quote to prove that). So they multiplied, and we're their descents,
which means we're all related to Adam and Eve..... supposedly. We're
actually not! Armenians were the first christians, so obviously Adam and Eve
were Armenian!!!! SO WHERE DO THESE WHITES, BLACK, ASIANS, SPANISH, IRISH,
ETC. COME IN!!!!!!! they're nowhere near armenian! the only race closest to
Armenians is Persians. So if Adam and Eve made all Armenians and Persians,
where do these other races come from? DUH, they were put here by SATAN to
try and throw us all off and try to get the ATHEISTS to use them as prove
that Adam and Eve never existed. But us christians are WAAAAAAAAYY smarter
than that!! So if you're any other race besides Armenian or Persian, you
will be going to HELL!!! HAHAHAHAHA YOU ASIANS AND WHITES THINK YOU'RE SOOOO
CHRISTIAN!!! YOU'RE ALL TOOLS OF SATAN, FUCKING FAGS, GO TO HELL!!!


what do you think? you can throw in any bible quotes that help prove this, i
don't know any, i dont read that fucking book, i burn it!


Here's one for christian science....:

We all know the Earth is flat(put up the bible quote). We also know that the
moon was always with the earth(put in a bible quote to prove it, if there is
one). Well, these damn scientists are at it again to try and change the word
of god! they're saying that a gigantic comet hit earth so hard, it caused a
big chunk to come off of it, and that became the moon. HOW THE FUCK DOES
THAT WORK?!?!?!?! if a comet hit the earth that hard, all it will do is
leave a big hole in the earth, and the chunk would probably be taken out of
the universe by god, who is doing his spring cleaning. well, do YOU see a
huge hole that goes right through the earth anywhere? NO!!!! SO IT NEVER
HAPPENED!!!!!!!! DUH!!!!!!!!!!

Christians win again, scientists lose again. When will they ever learn that
they can't win against god?


what do you think? if you like em, put em on your website!!!!

No.

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Date: 11/07/2005 16:20:09 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: WOAH, A HIDDEN VERSE IN THE BIBLE!!!!

i was burning the bible again, like i do daily, and i found this shit out.
if you burn it with a BMW lighter, it will lightly explode on the ground and
smoke will rise up in the air, and the smoke will spell out this...

John 666:666

Then the Lord Sayeth: I AM T3H SUXX0RZ, N00B33!!!!!!!!!!!!

try it, dude. all you have to do is burn your bible with a BMW lighter and
wait for it to explode! its lots of fun AND you get to learn things about
the bible you've never learned before!!!

No.

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Date: 11/07/2005 17:33:35 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: you're not very good with the bible...

the way you use a bible quote constantly makes you seem like you know
everything about the bible. well, you're actually really bad at it. it says
in the bible not to judge anyone no matter what. if its race, religion, or a
demon itself. i think you missed that part of the bible. possible on
purpose. you're doing a good job at making it seem like everyone in the
world is going to hell. basically all your website is saying is that you're
the only one going to heaven. if all the shit in your website is true,
nobody is going to heaven except you. enjoy the loneliness, n00b.

and no, i'm not offended by your site at all. its freakin BORING!!!!!

i also found something in your email bag that's very interesting. the
question was...

""Are you the only true Christian in the world?  How many true
Christians are there?""

And you replied....

"Thats depends on the person. Everyone who calls themself a Christian is a
True Christian since they said so and they said God said so (but they are
God)."

Therefore, your "false" christian page is pointless. you just said that
anyone who calls themselves christian is a true christian because they said
so. there can't be a "false" christian if this is true. you have very
interesting logic. i very much believe its your own logic. i doubt any other
christian thinks like you do.

You still haven't quoted the Bible once.

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Date: 11/07/2005 17:34:27 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: DAMNIT, WHATS TAKING YOU SO LONG?!?!?!

i sent you a bunch of emails, when are you gonna reply to them?!?!?!?!? i
wanan see how you'll reply to them!! hurry up and answer them!!!!!

Alright.

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Date: 11/07/2005 17:40:30 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: WELL, then!!!!

it took me long enough, but i finally figured out the joke in your website.
it took me THAT long!! im such a n00b, seriously! well, im still gonna send
you random emails. its fun lol.





i found this email from madhatt.....

"I get it, this is a parady website. you got me!
in that case, LOVE IT!!! how funny. I thought you were wako racist.
good one."

and you responded...

" *Gives you a cookie* "

Do i get a cookie too??? PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ??????????????

No.

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Date: 11/07/2005 17:51:34 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: kidz section?

do kids actually go to that? i think most of them are really pissed off at
you for saying atheists celebrate halloween and play video games and are
deciding to become atheists just to piss you off. LOL that's so cute. ill be
so proud of those kids who became atheists because of your site. im gonna go
give them each a dollar, a chessboard, Charter Communication Cable, and
teaching of the TRUTH!!!!.... when i say the truth, im talking about The
Flying Spaghetti Monster. You know it's true, n00bz0rz.


hey, question, what are your thoughts on hardcore porno?

It's a side business.

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Date: 11/07/2005 21:42:54 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: i have an itch on my gonads

....am i going to hell?

No.

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Date: 11/08/2005 17:04:55 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: i think something fucked up on your email bag

i click November 2005, but i get October 2005. i checked the URL on
properties, and i noticed that those two links are the exact same URL. I
noticed this after i saw November 2005 had 8 emails, but it showed a hell of
a lot more than 8 in it. Yeah, I think you'll need to fix that.


By the way, I got an A+ on my Evolution test in science class today. Am I
going to hell?

Thank you, I will fix that.

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Date: 11/08/2005 17:13:03 -0800
From: "Johnny French" <cobhc_for_life@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: does anyone ever use your hate mail generator?

i decided to use it for once lol!


I pidy u so muchh. As an atheist I am angered sicne you don't follow what
Jesus said. Don't you knewo Herby 3:16 or whatever the verse tha pastor guy
told me?! I pidy u so muchh. You need to know, yes you know you are jhurting
christinity! Jesus not show the hate, you show hate and make christin look
very very bad! As a pagan I am so mad! I pidy u so muchh. once and for all.
I pidy u so muchh. Even I know your stupid and I hate you so much sicne you
say the racist word and you have penis on kiddie page. I'll pray for you. I
hope you die and go to Hell forever. I'll pray for you. I'm not hateful. you
are. I hate you.

That's nice.

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Date: 11/09/2005 00:14:33 +0000
From: "Not Telling" <not_a_christian@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Some bible fellah

If the lord spoke to you as he spoke to Abraham about killing his son on a
mountain with a dagger, and then eat 12 goats marinated in your sons
blood....WOULD YOU DO IT??

I'd do whatever God told me to do.

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This web-site is a joke, right? I mean, I think it's a joke, but I don't get it. What's the punch-line? Do you have many people call you an idiot? Don't you believe that if everybody on the planet thinks that you are an idiot, you probably are? Please tell me that this entire thing is like candid camera or something cause I know you CAN'T be serious.

UNBELIEVABLE!!!

No need to reply unless it's not  a joke.
Mike Campbell
imagican@earthlink.net
Why Wait? Move to EarthLink.

It's as real as God.

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Fucking Bigot, I will see you in hell

--I'm Here I'm Queer--

I wont be in Hell.

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Date: 11/9/2005 14:08:04 -0500
From: "Jessica McDonald" <jessica.mcdonald@newtonisd.net>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

Good Day Pastor Jim,

        Why on your TRUECHRISTIAN website you have curse words and nudity
on your CHILDRENS pages? Also (I am quite curious about this one) in the
bible it says that it is not right to hate yet you clearly state that
anyone not christian is hated by god and should not be allowed to walk
this earth. Please enlighten me...

          Jessica

Because I can.

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Date: 11/09/2005 11:38:19 -0900
From: Dani <danik@gci.net>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)

Come on, level with the poor souls who read this site and think it's
authentic.  You aren't 48 years old, you aren't married to "Edna" and
you don't have any children. And you really need to use some sort of
grammar check and spell check before posting if you want to have any
semblance of intellect.

That's nice.

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Dear Pastor

Your site has brought me and many others hours of entertainment whilst scourering through your various propaganda and/or jokes. I think I am going to link this page and send it to Albinoblacksheep.com, Amishdonkey.com, and any other "Joke" sites. Originally, I intended to surf the web for Neverwinter Nights, Chess, Lobster, Pornography, Liberal, and Pro-Atheism/Satan web sites. However, this little jewel has pleased me so much more.

Thank you, and Rock on.

Thanks.

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Date: 11/9/2005 23:54:58 +0000
From: Max Powers <bhaalrebirth@yahoo.co.uk>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Hey

I just want to say thank you. I was informing my
friends of the fallacies, and taint that exists within
college, chess, and lobster meals, but they never
believed me until I found your website. Your terse,
yet astute condemnation of these blights upon modern
society convinced them to side with me on the fight
against lobster fishing. My life will never be the
same again.

Peace out.

Hehe.

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i thought u were a true christian how come u said "what the hell are u talking about"?

When the Hell did I say something like that?

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Date: 11/12/2005 06:13:35 +0000
From: "peter Ikiefun" <evang_simeon@msn.com>
Reply-to: peterforjesus@yahoo.com
Subject: Request

Dear Sir,
>
> I humbly apply for your free Bible .
> I want my life to be change and my friends life.Please I will like
> you to send us the Bible (4)Copies so that will can study it and
> understand
> it Sir. I realy need it . Well speak English language.
> This is my postal Address again.
> Peter Ikiefun,
> # 22 Osaro street Off St.Stephen Street,
> Between 2nd And 3rd East Circular Road,
> Benin City,Edo State,
> NIGERIA.
> YoursFaithfully,
> Peter Ikiefun.
> I will being waiting for your reply

Sure, but shipping and handling will need you to give me your bank account number.

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Hello,

Your= That is your Bible.
You're= You're going to burn in hell infidel.

Please get it right when condemning me to the eternal fires of hell.

Andy the LIEberal.

That's nice.

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While researching, I somehow, innocently, stumbled upon your site.

I first visited the message board, and after reading others' comments, I had
to visit your home page and witness for myself what would cause such
aggression. I then went to your "children's" page and soon recognized why others would
be appalled. (Do you truly consider this education?)  From there, I went to
the page about the earth not being round, and that was enough for me to
recognize that this has to be satire. However, because of its lack of intellect and
wit, I read no more.

I associate good satire with greats like Jonathan Swift. His essay "A Modest
Proposal For Preventing The Children of Poor People in Ireland From Being a
Burden to Their Parents or Country, and For Making Them Beneficial to the
Public" had a purpose. When he suggests, "A young healthy child well nursed is at a
year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed,
roasted, baked, or boiled," he is glaring a light at the repugnant treatment of
the underprivileged by the wealthy in Ireland. To this day, we still study
Swift and analyze his ability to apply humor, irony, and derision to very serious
social problems, thereby, causing social change. I doubt that we will be
studying you in years to come.

Your web site puzzles me. Are you trying to apply a satirical commentary to
an issue? My only guess would be that you are trying to call attention to
right-wing "Christians," who always seem to attack those that share different
opinions; while through their own responses are committing the very "sin" on which
they are commenting. Is that it? If so, I get it. Nonetheless, your
application of satire is weak and needs major improvement. If not, then, I'm truly
stumped.

I would be utterly surprised to see this posted on your message board. On the
other hand, I would gain much respect for you if you do post it.

By the way, you comment on others' grammatical errors in their responses, and
your own web site is filled with numerous "boo-boos."

An English Educator
(Louisiana)

P.S. I tried to create an account so that I could post this in the message
board, but I never received a confermation email. What's up with that?

"I associate good satire with greats like Jonathan Swift."

You and the American Library Association might think so, but this site isn't a satire in my eyes. I'm doing something else. If you want a satire, go to landoverbaptist.org.

Oh and I would also like to mention I have read that story before and found myself yawning at the end.

"I never received a confermation email"

You're an English teacher?

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Are your kids faggots yet or are they waiting a few more years....?????  Maybe soon...

Why?

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i love you

A lot of people do.

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"I believe that you should be
awarded a Nobel Prize."

Wow.....thank you!

"Continue your good
work."

I will! Thanks for the e-mail, it reminds me I'm doing the right thing!

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