Psalm 94:16 Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me. ---- Psalm 109:9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow. --- Hebrews 12:4 Ye have not yet resisted unto blood, striving against sin. --- John 1:18 No man hath seen God at any time, the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him. --- John 3:3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. --- Genesis 32:30 And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. --- John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ---

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These are ordered from oldest to newest e-mails sent to Pastor Jim

Note: All E-Mails are 100% Authentic, so send one in and I  will respond within a day or two!

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From: "kyle prince" <phantirath@hotmail.com>
To : <pastorjimn@pastors.com>
CC :
Date : Sat, 1 Nov 2003 22:43:02 -0500
Subject : an interview

What kind of interview do you want? One by an instant messenger program,
email, phone, letters, or in person?

 I hope you don't think I'm extreme. I just follow God's word. I see no
harm in that.

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From: "kyle prince" <phantirath@hotmail.com>  
To : <pastorjimn@pastors.com>
CC :
Date : Sun, 2 Nov 2003 23:20:03 -0500
Subject : Re: an interview

The interview will be via email. However Im not sure I can do it right now
or ever. Im trying to interview other people, (Ralph Ovadal, Joseph Farah,
Thomas Robb, David Duke, John Hagee Bob Morey ETC) But they either turned me
down or have not responded to my emails yet. If I don't get enough responses
I may have to skip the interviews for another book. However I will be sure
to schedule an appointment for you when I do that is... if your interested
in being interviewed. Anyways, there are no guarentees. I don't know yet.

Sure, I am very open over this sort of matter. Name a time if you ever need
me and I will try to work it into my schedule.

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From: "kyle prince" <phantirath@hotmail.com>  
To : <pastorjimn@pastors.com>
CC :
Date : Mon, 03 Nov 2003 17:00:44 -0500
Subject : Re: an interview

With all do respect mr. nichols I am having a hard time trying to find
people to interview. S far you are the only one who seems interested.
Further more it has come to my atention that your website and church could
be only a parody.  lik the  over baptist church. I would like more proof of
your credentials. I do know that the building depicted does exist but I
don't know for sure if it's yours. Please email them to me and I might be
able to interview you but only if I find enough people.

PP

Okay, I realize this. Many people have asked me if Our website was a
parody. I will supply with with a few sources of evidence to quence your
distrust in God, simply because I dearly need the coverage of my Mission. I
want people to know God as I do. Here is my list:
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1.) The 1903 land deed by the founder, (my great-great grandfather),
Newberry Nicholls:

http://www.truechristian.com/landdeed.jpg
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2.) The fact that I have the domain name. How would God allow an infidel
get a domain like truechristian.com? Think about it.
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3.) You can ping the server. Try it. Pinging the server can be done at any
3rd party place, (start with godaddy.com)

https://registrar.godaddy.com/whois.asp?isc=&se=%2B&from_app=&mscssid=&pl_id=1&prog_id=GoDaddy&domain=TRUECHRISTIAN%2Ecom

That will display parts of my credit card information as well as my home
address. If my site and church were a parody then how would I forge my own
credit card information? Think about that.
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4.) If all else fails, and you still believe me to be a quack then call me,
seriously call me up. I'd love to talk to you. You can reach me at:

+1.18707636124
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~Jim

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From: john tracy <johnmtracy@yahoo.com>
To : <pastorjimn@pastors.com>
CC :
Date : Mon, 3 Nov 2003 14:15:24 -0800 (PST)
Subject : Picnic

You are a few sandwiches short of a picnic. I know what kind of
sandwiches you like. Penis butter and jelly (cum). Just right for an
asshole-reaming woman-raping faggot like you. And since you said to me
"Read a bible and kill some fags", well, be careful what you ask for,
or you may just get it, you maggot infected FAGGOT from Hell.

I know that this will keep you out of the Assembly of God: If you dick
is cut off or your nuts are crushed. Then you can't even enter a
church, dickless. So if anyone gets the idea to dismember your manhood,
don't blame me, it's in the Bible.

You call for a "war on masturbation". Well, your head would have to be
cut off because you ejaculate such garbage and laughable nonsense. I
roared with laughter at that one.

I have absolutely NO PROBLEM with God. I get along perfectly fine with
Him. It's some of the members of His fan clubs, people like you and
that jackass Fred Phelps. And I pray that Jesus will protect me from
His overzealous followers.

And people call me radical and hateful? Everyone, this is a perfect example of a typical person who calls themselves Christian.

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From: "kyle prince" <phantirath@hotmail.com>  
To : <pastorjimn@pastors.com>
CC :
Date : Tue, 04 Nov 2003 00:47:38 -0500
Subject : Re: an interview

Okay okay your for real. I gotta tell you though, your website is pretty
unorthodox. I guess that;s why I had doubts. Okay Pastor Jim, I believe you,
but theres a small problem. Im having trouble finding clients. I got turned
down by three people. Gary Bauer, Joseph Farah and RoBert Morey. Bauer is
too busy, Morey is still recovering from a gal bladder operation he had a
month ago and Farah, well, I don't know what is problem is. He rudely dised
me off and told me to take a hike for no reason at all. I got some other
people im trying to get in touch with but Im skeptical. Therefore I might
have to cancel the interview chapter and save such things for another book.

Here's what I'll do. I'll email you sometime before Thursday. If you don't
hear from me then, then it's off. No  deal. Id really like to interview you
but I got problems. Well it;s getting late up here in the east coast and I
got a couple things I need to do before bed. Talk to you before Thursday, I
hope.

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From: Andrew Shaw <digame30@yahoo.com>  
To : <pastorjimn@pastors.com>
CC :
Date : Fri, 7 Nov 2003 13:46:58 -0800 (PST)
Subject : interview request- urgent

What form of interview would you like and who would contact who?

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From: Andrew Shaw <digame30@yahoo.com>  
To : <pastorjimn@pastors.com>
CC :
Date : Fri, 7 Nov 2003 21:58:52 -0800 (PST)
Subject : Re: interview request- urgent

Hello,

Thanks for the prompt reply. A phone interview would work best, and I would call you if that is alright. Just let me know a time; like I said before, Monday would work best if it does for you. Thanks

Andrew Shaw

Yes, call me Monday from 7AM-2:30PM. I will be free at those times.

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From: Kitsune Ein <kitsune411@yahoo.com>
To : <pastorjimn@pastors.com>
CC :
Date : Sat, 8 Nov 2003 08:43:31 -0800 (PST)
Subject : Dear Pastor Jim--

Dear "Pastor Jim"--

Thank you greatly for your website. It had and will
continue to provide me and my friends with a great
deal of amusement in the future, that only people like
you and other Christian Fundamentalists, Musilm
Fundamentalists, and any religious Funamentalists for
that matter, Mormans, Jehova Witnesses, and just plain
guys from Montana can only provide.

P.S. If you ever start getting antisemetic lesbian
meatloaf recipes via your penis from a King in Sweden,
please-- include this in your website too!

<3 A Vampire

I don't understand?

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From: john tracy <johnmtracy@yahoo.com>
To : <pastorjimn@pastors.com>
CC :
Date : Sat, 8 Nov 2003 13:06:18 -0800 (PST)
Subject : Timothy McVeigh

Are you the same Jim Nichols whose brother Terry Nichols conspired with
Timothy McVeigh to commit the Alfred Murrah building bombing in 1995?

Ha! I wish! No, my last name has two "l"s, not one.

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From: john tracy <johnmtracy@yahoo.com>
To : <pastorjimn@pastors.com>
CC :
Date : Sat, 8 Nov 2003 13:19:30 -0800 (PST)
Subject : Jedi

On your "divorce" sub-section of your "fighting  satan" section, you
give divorce stats on various religions, and you put Jedi. Why did you
put Jedi on there? The Jedi are the science fiction "pagans" who have
various powers to read minds, move objects with their thoughts, and
foretell the future.

I put Jedi there since they were a part of the statistics given to me by God.

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From: Andrew Shaw <digame30@yahoo.com>  
To : <pastorjimn@pastors.com>
CC :
Date : Mon, 10 Nov 2003 09:55:44 -0800 (PST)
Subject : Re: interview request-

Dear Pastor Nicholls,

I have tried the number you gave me below, and it seems that it only connects with your town's Wal-Mart. I looked at whitepages.com, and it did not have a number for you listed. Is there a different number that might work? If not, I can always send some questions via e-mail, because I would still greatly appreciate your input. Once again, my number is 724-822-2805, just in case you need to reach me. I hope I can catch you before you leave your home at 2 with whatever number works.

Thanks again,

Andrew Shaw

Well did you ask for the Fish Department? That may be the answer to your riddle.

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From: Andrew Shaw <digame30@yahoo.com>  
To : <pastorjimn@pastors.com>
CC :
Date : Mon, 10 Nov 2003 21:53:01 -0800 (PST)
Subject : Re: interview request-

OK, well I will try that tomorrow and try to catch you there. Thanks

Andrew Shaw

Sure, you do that.

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From: Andrew Shaw <digame30@yahoo.com>  
To : <pastorjimn@pastors.com>
CC :
Date : Tue, 11 Nov 2003 11:20:13 -0800 (PST)
Subject : Re: interview

Hello,

Well, I'm not quite sure what is going on, because I did as you asked, and no one knows you there. If it's possible, can you just respond to these questions?

What do you think should be done to "fix" homosexuality in the world?

How do you think homosexuality came about?

What is your opinion of the Episcopalian church using gay bishops?

Would your church accept a gay member?

Andy Shaw

Okay I will do my best to answer them in order:

What do you think should be done to "fix" homosexuality in the world?

A swift execution of all homosexuals immediately. The Bible ORDERS us to kill them. It's our duty, and if you think it isn't then you go against the Word of God.

Leviticus 20
¹³   If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

How do you think homosexuality came about?

Check Genesis 19:1-29. It originated in the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah. This is where the term "Sodomy" comes from.

What is your opinion of the Episcopalian church using gay bishops?

They need to be honest and stop lying to the world. They are a church of Satan. The people there think they are Christians. These fools change what is evil into what is good and vice versa.

Isaiah 5
²⁰   Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!

Would your church accept a gay member?

My church would slay a gay member.

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From: Rob Millan <dryamaka@yahoo.com>
To : <pastorjimn@pastors.com>
CC :
Date : Thu, 13 Nov 2003 20:00:17 -0800 (PST)
Subject : Questions for a Class

Pastor Jim,
     I have read your website and found it to be a
great source for a class of mine.  If you wouldn't
mind I would love to ask a few questions of you,
provided you have the time.  It would be greatly
appreciated and I will be honored.
1.  I am Roman Catholic.  I have been baptized,
received First Communion, and I have been confirmed.
I have accepted Jesus as my saviour.  You have said
that only members of your church will go to Heaven.
So the question still remains:  Will I go to Heaven
for?  I am not atheist, and I believe in the Father,
the Son, and the Holy Ghost.

2.  Christianity is the largest religion in the world,
about 1.6 billion strong.  Do you really believe that
only the few people you list on your website will go
to Heaven?

3.  There are basically 3 types of Christianity:
Catholicism, Orthodox (ie Greek Orthodox, Ukranian
Orthodox, and Protestantism (ie Baptist, Methodist,
Anglican, and your religion, etc).  So, do you believe
that Greek Orthodox Christians, for example, who have
done all good and served God to the fullest extent of
their capabilities.  Will they go to Heaven?

4.  Buddhists, Hindus, Jews, Muslims, and many other
religions all have their own version of 'Heaven' after
life on earth has ceased.  Are they entitled to
believe that as long as they follow their own rules
that say they will go to Heaven, they will in fact go
there? just like your religion has rules to follow for
its members to get to Heaven.

Pastor Jim, your time is extremely appreciated, and
your information will be very useful.  I thank you
kindly.

Rob Millan, MD
Albany, NY

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Fair enough. I will address each question as you have listen out for me.

1.) Well your Catholic so you definitely are on a path for Hell, though you still have a chance to repent. I have never thought about putting a page for Catholics in my "Fighting Satan" section, but I will after I write this e-mail, so check that section since by the time you receive this e-mail it should be up online. You will get your answer in that section since I have a lot to write about Catholicism. And YES you are an atheist! Remember the 1st Commandment?

2.) The number 1.6 billion is false. Which liars ass did you pull that number from, Satan? How come there are just so many versions of Christianity?? Does God want us to all interpret the Bible any way other than literally? God says to kill Fags, SO KILL FAGS! God says to kill witches, SO KILL WITCHES! I'm not part of any sects, though I would say the closest desciption of my church is hard shelled Baptist, which is the term for those Christians who haven't changed since the times of Christ. If we see a Fag, we will kill them, and have. Luckily, every member of the police here in Blytheville is a member of my church so they sometimes help out if anyone comes into the area of that type (they don't). These are the values that America were brought up on. Up until those evil atheists: Thomas Paine and Thomas Jefferson (Paine luckily was ambushed and killed with his body parts seperated by True Christians since he was well known for his atheism.-- look this up in any textbook or encycopedia) introduced secular law. Secular law is persecution towards Christians since it tells us we can't kill the LIEberals that God ORDERS us to kill. Read a little Leviticus and see if you haven't killed at least everyone in you family in an hour because of Leviticus law.

3.) They will burn in the Lake of Fire. Those who share tolerance for the atheists will suffer greater fates.

4.) See #3

And no, I don't Yahoo.

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From: john tracy <johnmtracy@yahoo.com>  
To : <pastorjimn@pastors.com>
CC :
Date : Sat, 15 Nov 2003 08:15:20 -0800 (PST)
Subject : Drip, trip

If you come to my town and try any of your funny shit, I'll kick your
ass from here to Asia, drip, trip, flip, fantasia!

No you can't! It's impossible for any mere human to kick someone that far!!

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From: "Kyoko" <aotenshi_ryukun@hotmail.com>
To : <pastorjimn@pastors.com>
CC :
Date : Tue, 18 Nov 2003 16:43:02 -0500
Subject : "True Christians"

The Earth ISN'T Round!!!

Anton LaVey was a quack. That isn't even his real name. He was just a disgruntled atheist who wanted to piss off Christians, so he made "The Church of Satan". That's the only point: to piss off Christians.

I've never said anything about the gothic community (until this sentence right here) on this website before. I'd rather "waste my time" on other more important things.

I'm not an idiot, but your a Fart Head! Pickle Breath!!

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From: "Callan Moroney" <callanmoroney@optushome.com.au>
To : <pastorjimn@pastors.com>
CC :
Date : Fri, 21 Nov 2003 17:52:50 +1100
Subject : Grammar