I have been a christian since i was 4 years old and i think you are SICK!!! The
little i did read discredits your entire site, how can you honestly say a person has
no IQ just because of thier beliefs? and they don\'t become demons, they may be
possessed by a demon but you can not in any way become one...duh. so ya, if you
wanna reach people try sounding a lil more educated and alot less i\'m out to
sacrifice you and your yong and maybe who knows you will actualy end up in heaven
yourself. cause the way you are going i\'ll see you in hell...from heaven. :P

This is the most hilarious thing i have ever seen.  This site is going to keep me
busy for weeks.  I\'m not joking when i say that i will probably read every single
thing on here.  I can\'t stop laughing, this stuff is freakin\' great and i hope to
see more in the future.  THanks
Corence

dude you\'ve got to be kiddin me

how can you say muslims believe in sand dunes?
also the red dots on the ofreheads are hindu women. and ast of all the religion is
islam te people are muslim. last of al how could skin be made out of poop?

you are stupid..the earth is Flat eh?

This whole page is fucking bullshit

all god is is an excuse to cover up what people dont know

and now that we know more about the universe

But stupid boneheaded retarted people like yourselves still hold on to something
millions of years old

if there is a God and if you are really that in touch with him

He would do something to show me and everyone esle that he\'s real

or your dumb ass would atleast write me back


the atheist that is smarter that you

-josh

your at it again jesus boy the way you talk about being christain sounds like homos
talking about sucking dick you both have a lot in common i bet youd suck jesuss cock
and let him fuck you in the ass worthless bible pound douche  die

   i see this site is a joke goddamn your fucking funny  had me fooled its too
ignorant to be serious  thank satan for people like you hahahahaha

I was wondering about something. Are you really serious about everything you write
on this website, or is this just a joke or satire on Fundamentalist Christianity?

I don\'t claim to know the truth, or how one\'s life is to be run. For anyone to
make such a claim is arrogance.

As for the Bible, some of what\'s written may be true, and some may not be
(personally, the Ten Commandments guide my life). As to why that is, you still have
to find that out for yourself. For me to tell you would be to rob you of the
satisfaction that you will find when you discover the answer.

Why can the Bible never be the one and only truth?

You seem to be a very intelligent person. I\'m sure you\'ll find out what I\'m
talking about, if you think hard enough. ;)

Aren\'t we supposed to be kind and accept everyone as Christians?  Doesn\'t the
Bible say that Jesus died for everyone\'s sins?  

you sound like you are mocking the Bible in your kids stories?

Come downt to Tisdale Saskatchewan and i\'ll show you what chritianity is all about
bitch, come to TMSS between 9 am and 3 pm so we can have a little talk

when are you gonna make fun of jews? and why is your muslim video only 57 seconds long?

=D peace

This site is a joke. I mean literally. I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself. No
wonder no one in this world takes you fascist clowns seriously.  See I am an athiest
and all of these so called \"myths\" are the morals that I go by. I do more
community service in a year than anyone in your feeble little group old farts (oh
sorry were u calling this a religion? HAHAHAHA!) will ever do in a lifetime. So
anyway why dont you actually do a little research like an intelligent person would
before you start bashing on everyone else because you have nothing better to do in
your pathetic lifestyle. Anyway, I hope you all feel better about yourselves now
that you have your very own little clique. Its so pathetic its cute, actually. So i
guess according to you i will be going to hell, but at least i will be going as i
wipe tears of laughter from my cheeks as a result of looking at this bullshit. 
Cheers
   Colleen

Please I am in hot time now.Please don\'t think evil of me .I know you will not do
that. I\'m a christian but my parents are not and are multreating me seriously
here.I heard of the work of your organsation and decided to contact you for help.And
now if I\'m caught here now wil be beaten badly.I know you will be generous to me.
 Can contact me on e-email:
 J.Obeng@merseymail.com
  or send me your address or some info to:
   Standard Chartered Bank
 C/O Henry Adu-Anobaah
  P.O.Box 768
  Accra.
  Ghana-West/Africa.
 Looking forward to here fom you.
   BE RICHLY BLESSED BY GOD.

U R A FUCKING RETARD AND DONT DESERVE TO LIVE. Y DONT U MAKE FUN OF UR OWN KIND THAT
ACT MORE RETARTED THAN ANY OTHER. GROW UP U FUCKING FAGGOT!

Youre all insane!!! this is the funniest site i have ever come across in my entire
life. Thank you. Thank you so much. I havent laughed this hard in years. God Bless
America. Keep talking, dont let anyone stop you from voicing your opinions. They are
the funniest most idiotic and quite frankly, insane things and ideas i have ever
heard. LOL. Keep up the good work.

hahahahahaha. this is one of the best, most well crafted jokes i have ever come
across. excellent work. i havent laughed so hard in years. i love it.

Hey Jim, is Fred Phelps a member of the Ku Klux Klan? He claims he isn\'t, but I
believe he is not telling the truth.

Fred Phelps hates more than fags. He also hates blacks and Jews, which is a hallmark
of the K.K.K.

Love this site. you guys thought about delivering some truth to rich dawkins,danny
dennett,S T joshi and all the other neo darwinists. I\'d also like to see some info
on false christains namely al sharptan and the reverand jackson. Was licoln rockwell
the second coming of St. Paul 

wow if you realy believe that the bible is evidence of anything, then you cleary
have a screw loose. The only thing the bible proves is that people can become sheep
far very easily. Think if god cared about this rock we call Earth he would have kept
Bush out of office, Saddam and Hitler wouldn\'t have come to power and people like
you wouldn\'t be so retarded. I myself repect most relious points of view exept for
those who have no respect for others (like extreamist\'s like you). 
And you can go ahead and say what you want about me and my posting. If I gave half a
shit what you thought I... well I would most likely be unable to write this.   

Hey man, I am christian, and you sir, are not christian, showing nudity is not
appropriate
on a kids page!

If the earth is so flat find the edge and jump off it!

If u think the earth is flat then why don\'t u just jump off and see!!U r a fat terd
and are unworthy of ur job! U call ur self a priest but u don\'t even kno wut ur
talkin about!!!

I don\'t think you realize how much of a fag you really are. What if one of your
kids went gay on you. What would you do. KILL THEM?!?!? I would sure hope not! It
isn\'t anyones duty to kill anyone. Get it. I hope that you realize what you are
doing and have the faith and get rid of your obscene belief of christianity and turn
it right. I will pray for you. I don\'t hate. I just don\'t like you.My friends
don\'t think of you to greatly either. But the truth is I don\'t think anyone thinks
of you to greatly... 

Your site is wrong. Your site is ridiculous. Your site is NOT a Christian site. You
are taking the word of God out of context in so many ways. 

Your Kidz Page is inappropriate. I cannot believe that you call yourselves
Christian. This is unbelievable and you should be shut down. 

You responded to the one who said your site is f\'ing funny with:

\"Clean up your language. This is a fucking family website!\"

So that\'s it!! A \"fucking family\"? It must be a lot of fun to have that nuch sex!
You make me jealous!

<LMAO> You\'re one funny person, Jim! Keep up the Good Humour! It\'s better than ice
cream!

I read on your website that finding an atheist is hard, because they are a small
population of the country.
I thought I would take this time to introduce myself and my wife. We are both atheists.
We have been married for 28 years.
If you would like to post this letter on your website, feel free.
If you, or anyone else would like to ask any questions at all, feel free.
You will get an answer that is polite and respectful.
We find that people have some education about atheists which is not correct.
So, if you need any information about us, just ask.
However, I have one question for you.
On your childs page, in the \"kidzconforming\" you have a maze which has a picture
of a male sex organ. Why do you want a child to see this. Isn\'t it bad for children
to see things like that?
thank you
Patrick Greene

Your kidz page is absolutely ridiculous! You should be ashamed of yourself by
twisting the bible and words of the bible to corrupt the innocent minds of children
and to give adult porn fanatics pleasure! How stupid! God will take care of you!

u are mother fuckers. you bloody people. dont call ur self christians. christ is
born to a mary who is unmarried.

u are mother fuckers. you bloody people. dont call ur self christians. christ is
born to a mary who is unmarried.

i hope some day some one is gonna kill u .for ur comments.

first off you people are stupid and a joke! you shouldn\'t een be allowed to have a
website...i\'m a \"christian\" and you people must be crack somking weirdo\'s
because atheits ARE poeple to! GET A LIFE!

Great joke site. Really made me laugh a lot. Thanks for showing those religious nuts
how dumb they look *thumbs up*

-Amused reader

Your article on \"Alternative Fuels\" was completely and utterly retarded. You are
obviously a psychopath! How do you know that most Wiccans are obese? Have you met
every Wiccan in the United States? You are so close minded and stupid! Oh and your
statistics were totally outrageous! You obviously make these homemade graphs because
you have so much time on your hands. You seriously need to get a job or something.
You are probably obese because you obviously live a sedinatary lifestyle if all you
do is make up dumbass articles that do not make any since. You are terribly naive
and stupid. Fucking redneck asshole.

are jews wrong?

how do those sadists  fee about gay sex ? they will pay for the crime againt that
11yr old \"wetback\" with repeated violations to their anal orifices in prison. i
cant think of more fitting justice for these charlitans.
they will rot in prison and stand a good chance of contracting AIDS whatever unfolds
god watches,and gods justice cannot be sidestepped

   I am a Christian from Dallas, Texas and I just wanted to say that there are some
of us out here who appreciate what you are doing. I just saw your site for the
first time and I have to say, I am mesmerizied.  I do have a few questions. I
don\'t expect you to answer, but any of your wisdom would be appreciated.
   I\'ve been having trouble lately reconciling my personal life with my beliefs,
and here are some of the reasons why.
     First: I just found out my best friend is a christ-killing jew. She is a really
good person, but when i asked her what she thought about your website, she went
ballistic and said you are an \"ignorant hate-spewing lunatic\". No kidding,
those were her exact words. Then she went on to tell me how people like you are
\"one of the main reasons that the human race is stuck in this quagmire of
ignorance and hate\"(I\'m quoting from an e-mail she sent me) and that \"God
would be doing Himself and other good Christians a favor\" if you were to be
exterminated. Needless to say we haven\'t been talking too much lately,
although I did go to her wedding. She was just married to her girlfriend of
three years and they have one adopted son.
     Second: I have been having these feelings, where I feel sorry for all of the
innocent civilians who have died in Iraq since the war started, and i was
wondering if that makes me a demon or something. Also, I\'m a liberal and
lateley when I go to church, the holy water burns my skin. There are other
things, but i can\'t write them all down right now because I\'m busy reading
the Koran(Just to get a perspective) and getting a blowjob from my black
girlfriend. Any thoughts?
     

       

This site is fucking gay. Your against everything.. Your like.. \" Playing video
games makes you not a christian \" BILLIONS OF CHRISTIANS PLAY VIDEO GAMES. And,
your against homosexuals, and, theres no god, nor jesus. You fucktards. YOu make up
shit, because your so god damb fuckin retarded. 
Pretty much every fucking christian celebrates halloween you fucking christian
bitches, christians. I hate you, alot. You need to fucking put down this website.
Your ass holes haha.

Dear Dear Dear Pastor Skip ( I\'ve taken it upon myself to change your name because
I feel like it.)
I\'ve already sent you a message but i have to send you another. I hope you forgive
me. I love you, you crazy bastard and I am creating a religion that has you as their
savior because i\'m bored. I\'ll be God of course.
Anyways, just need to tell you that whenever I\'m down I just go to your site to
laugh at people. Angry people tickle me inside. 

xoxoxoxo
-Jesusica

My dear one, I find myself having no life....Well anyways, do you do Birthday
parties? Hmmmmm?
Oh and the reason so many people think that this site was created by more than one
person is because your link to e-mails says, \"E-mail US\" Well my lovely Pastor
Skip, parting is such sweet sorrow blah blah blah, but I am getting a serious
headache from reading your site for so long. I should go. I need to eat. But I
don\'t want to get up. You should add more pictures to your Myspace by the way. My
dog is barking again. Damn it. Are Americans allowed to eat their dogs? Do some
people actually eat cats? Oh I love this song I\'m listening to right now. Have you
ever seen the movie \"Rent\"? Its awesomeness cubed. Wouldn\'t it be so cool if you
could read people\'s minds? But seriously, I think I can read my own mind sometimes.
Yes. I sometimes have a stream of consciousness that is a bit random but I like to
keep people on their toes. Are you tired of reading my stuff yet? No? Alrighty then
I shall continue. Did you ever read \"Brave New World?\" It’s insightful. Oh and you
should also read the \"Seat of the
Soul.\" Reading it made me feel smart. Did you know that President Bush is really a
Menopausal woman? Why do things that do with the female gender always have a base
having to d with a male word? MENopause, woMEN, sHE, hEr. No it\'s not because the
male gender is superior. Well just so you know I have a plan. When I am dictator of
the free world I shall drive all men underground and only bring them out for
breeding purposes. I don\'t think either sex would have a problem with that. Wow. I
wrote a lot. Shit. Well, I hope I entertained you. Have a good day my love.
xoxoxoxo
-Jesusica

Who is this god person anyway, always thought he was a bit of a twat

Dear Pastor Jim

I want to thank you for trying to save this world from homosexuals, atheists,
furries, etc.
Every person in the world who doesn\'t want to hell should view this site. I am very
fond of your FIGHTING SATAN category, it has really inspired me. We should all arm
ourselves with the word of God and cleanse this world.

Joel

Hi. Your site is a bunch of bullshit. I think your a racist little bitch. Go die,
and your website is very fucking bad. I hate it, it\'s very mean, and stupid, like
your face. Your site is very satan oriented. It needs to be shut the fuck down.
Because no one looks at it, except fuckin weirdo\'s, or people who are told to go
here, and think it\'s gay and funny. 
I think this site should be put down.
Anton lavey isnt more evil than you morons are. Fuck heads. Go. Fucking. Burn. In.
Hell.
I. Know. You. Will. Because. Your. Racist. And. Anti-homosexual. And. Anti-semetic.
I hope you die.
Worst wishes,
Jackson <666>

In response to THIS:
http://www.truechristian.com/rape.html

That is disgusting and it is NOT the Christgian way. God does not condone rape, and
he most certainly wouldn\'t want the woman to marry the rapist!

You sick bastards.

good shit man

This page was hilarious.  I almost thought you were serious until I got to the part
about a flat earth.  Props to you for the crazy satire!  :o)

okay, you are one crazy mofo. so you think censorship shouldn\'t apply to you.. but
everyone else who disagrees should be in jail. like michael moore.. who actually
does his homework and doesn\'t believe everything he\'s forcefed.. like you. 
i can\'t even tell you how effed up i thought your site was. really, you\'re a
PSYCHOPATH. your kids\' site is offensive and not christian at all!!! i really hope
you don\'t intend for children to look at that portion of your website, or better
yet, any portion of it!! it\'s people like you that make me worry if america
doesn\'t have strong enough laws against extreme christian fervor. seriously, get a
job.. oh wait, the looney bin usually makes you stay within the padded walls!!
wonder how you got a computer in there! better yet, how can you type with that
straight jacket on?
hahaha, if i\'m wrong, at least i\'ll get a tan in hell!! 
love ya,
mike hunt

Dear Sir,
     I am a Christian, and love Christ very deeply. I am not doubting that you love
Christ as well, however I strongly disagree with the way you handle your views
on homosexuality among other things. I very strongly believe that homosexuality
is a sin and it will send one straight to hell. But aren\'t we taught to love
the person and hate their sin? \"Die Faggot Die\" as you put it is an awful way
to look at it. If God is no respecter of persons, and sin is sin in God\'s
eyes, then my friend, you were just as bad as a homosexual before you were
saved. A liar, murderer, drunkard, and a homosexual all go to the same hell. If
a homosexual receives Christ and turns from his ways then he is forgiven just
like you and I were. I think you should rather reach out to the sinner and try
to convince them to be saved and turn from their wicked ways, rather than have
them put to death. God is not willing that any man should perish. Think about
it, but more importantly...pray about it. I will be praying for you.

where was the so called god during the wars brothers of same religion ect fighting
each other even if they had not the same language they still died.Money and power
that it gives will rule every time.  

You\'re dumb..
But if you are serious, and there is really a god.. then You\'re going straight to
hell for this.

but have a good day!
jesus loves you!


:)

this page makes it seem that if you break any of God\'s rules your going to Hell and
there\'s nothing you can do about it. For example, people who get divorced. And
myself and others think it\'s ridiculous that you\'re saying a girl who is raped
must marry her rapist or else she\'ll go to Hell?! What if it was her father that
raped her? you guys are sick, and need to rethink what you\'re writing on this page.
 AND Christains don\'t have a 0.000000% divorce rate, my father is a Christain and
got a divorce with my mother.  But he still has reads the bible, prays, and I don\'t
see how he can go to Hell or my mother for that matter because she has one of the
strongest faiths I\'ve ever ran into.  From the divorce, she learned to get closer
with God and reevaluate her life.  You\'re making Christianity look like a cult if
anything. 

I notice in your FAQ section that you say the bible says the earth is a circle, and
therfore flat.

From reading one passage {I cannot remember it\'s number, but it talks of a circular
pool or fountain}, a circle is noted as being 10 cubits across and 30 cubits around
the edge (a diameter of 10 and a circumfrence of 30). This would make pi = 3.

Just as any simple extension of the Pure Logic of Mathmatics will show beyond doubt
that pi is NOT equal to 3 {but rather is an irrational number very close to
3.141592}, the bible cannot be taken as absolute truth.

Looking out over any great distance will show that the earth has a curvature that
can be seen and proven. If this website is not a joke, I fear for you and people who
would act that this is Absolute Truth.

hi i think your web site is wonderful. No wait.. 

why are you crazy bigots so afraid? 
Do you think america was built for the white race? well do you? just say it. Dont be
afaid.
First you enslave Blacks and Indians to build american wealth, then you question
their civility when you should question your own as a person of God who should help
those less fortunate. But no thats not what todays Christian is. Is there some sort
of pleasure in living in ignorance? If there is dont call it Faith, its just
ignorance.
The fruits of labor belong to the worker!
People who work the land have a right to the land!
This is an indian concept. Mexico is half Indian half spanish and Aztlan is an
Indian concept which comprises of what was once northern Mexico. You arrogant,
ignorant piece of... Your concepts and ideas are what is really evil in this
country. Your the freakin\' terrorist.

thank you, you may now repy with your retoric or just simply ignore this for
whatever vain reason you may have.

i was browsing you site and i have several questions for you. 

why do you believe abortion and gay marriage are such key issues in the world today?

i see very little outrage about the wars and genocides occuring around the world.

i agree with you that abortion is wrong. how do you feel about birth control? and
shouldn\'t more time be spent helping those who have been born, and are not wanted?

you seem set on banning gay marriage, but what about banning all the other things
mentioned in the bible, like tatoos and clothing of mixed materials?

and why do you feel capable of saying homosexuals should die and are vile, evil
individuals. doesn\'t god have the ultimate judgement, and aren\'t we suppose to
love everyone?

i don\'t want to sound harsh. in fact i don\'t have any clear answers myself, which
is why i\'m asking you. no one has ever give me a good  response regarding these
questions.

I can\'t wait until you get in a car crash and die because you didn\'t get a blood
transfusion. =)

fuc ur parents and ur kids u bitych ass cracker...( white bitches giv great head)

I\'m appalled at what I\'ve been reading in the paganism section.  I\'m surely not a
pagan, but I\'d have liked it a lot more if you would have talked about norse
mythology, or the fact that in the early 90\'s organized religion was almost
decimated by aryan musicians, in Norway.  I also would like to point out the fact
that the pentagram wasn\'t always used as a so called satanic symbol.  It was made
that way by the Church during the crusades.  Same with the sunwheel cross or nazi
symbol, it represented Thor, the god of thunder and lightning, in norse mythology.  

Hey, I\'m all for voicing an opinion, that\'s what the internet is for.  But I\'d
like to see both sides represented.  Thanks.

I pidy u so muchh. As a Christian I find u stupid for saying the word Niggar! Whart
are you? The KKK!?! YOU NAZI!!! I pidy u so muchh. Are you coo-coo fer coco-puffs!
Har har! You are insane! INSANE YOU ARE PYSCO! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU ARE WIERDO INSANE
EHEEHEHH!! I\'m only 14 and I am so mad! I pidy u so muchh. once and for all.  I
pidy u so muchh. Even I know your stupid and I hate you so much sicne you say the
racist word and you have penis on kiddie page. I\'ll pray for you. I hope you die
and go to Hell forever. I\'ll pray for you. I\'m not hateful. you are. I hate you.