Ask Pastor Jim
These are ordered from oldest to newest e-mails sent to Pastor Jim
Note: All E-Mails are 100% Authentic, so send one in and I will respond within a day or two!
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From: "Dave Abdon" <dabdon@useforce.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: douche!
your a douche'
You're illiterate.
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Date: 10/03/2005 08:25:50 +0000
From: "Daryl Victoriano" <mordant420@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Not hate mail.
Well to be honest, even though I dissagree
with most things you put up in
your site. I'm glad there up. Your right, this is a free country and we
should all be allowed to express are selves in everyway.
Anyway, most of my friends are atheists and some of them graduated with
honors so trust me, there IQ's are not 0.
But you know, you should try just being a little more tolerant of other
people, heard its good for your heart.
Well good luck on your site, bye bye.
I'm agnostic by the way.
You're going to Hell.
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Date: 10/3/2005 11:11:26 +0100
From: "Stuart Keen" <stuart.keen@guardiansecurity.co.uk>
To: <pastorjim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Your supurb website.
Jim,
I do not know whether or not over here, across the pond, we simply have
a better understanding of sarcasm and irony, or not. But, I think your
site is absolutely priceless.
I am mostly Christian I would say, raised that way, though a little more
open than most Christians. Someone put the link to your site on our
bulletin board and now your fame is spreading.
I particularly enjoyed the emails page. Congratulations on eliciting
some of the most ridiculous, over-opinionated, narrow minded bollocks I
have ever heard!
Any faith that cannot stand challenge is basically worthless.
Mind you, I loved "Jerry Springer: The Opera" so I may well be burning
in Hell anyway!
So, thank you for your supurb site. Do not let them stop you!
Stuart.
P.S. Last time I did a lame IQ test, which most people now seem to be
able to agree mean very little in terms of wisdom, it was only 126.
Do you think it means I am stupid enough to "get" it, where smarter
people than me failed?
Thanks. I think IQ tests are useless since they test only one general way of thinking. Everyone thinks differently, so saying it measures your overall intelligence is unfair.
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Date: 10/3/2005 07:33:47 -0700
From: Jessica Nagel <uaskigyrl@yahoo.com>
To: Pastor Jim Nicholls <pastorjim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Re: Are you for real?
LOL, very funny....and I'm not a
republican....you
just answered my question.
--- Pastor Jim Nicholls <pastorjim@truechristian.com>
wrote:
> Sorry 2nd Lieutenant, but you are the murderer, not
> me. Keep voting
> Republican.
> = )
>
>
> > Ummm...I don't know how to take your site. I
> can't
> > really tell if you are serious about what you say,
> or
> > if it's all a big political/satirical joke. You
> sound
> > very sarcastic about your own christianity (if you
> are
> > christian). You also sound very sarcastic about
> the
> > US, and the role of religion (or lack there of) in
> our
> > government (if you are american). It's almost
> like
> > your mocking christianity, the United States, the
> US'
> > stance on separation of Church and State, and the
> > current administrations belief in religion . You
> also
> > mock the mission of the US Army, and the people
> who
> > serve in the US Army.
> >
> > It's almost as if you are using the internet to
> try to
> > get people to become less religious and faithful.
> > Your comments make me think that maybe you could
> be a
> > liberal, anti-american, anti-war atheist.
> >
> > So, which is it? What kind of point are you
> trying to
> > make?
> >
> > Thank You for your time,
> > Jessica
> >
> >
> >
> > __________________________________
> > Yahoo! Mail - PC Magazine Editors' Choice 2005
> >
http://mail.yahoo.com
> >
> >
>
> --
>
>
Love You Lots,
Jessica
You have a good sense of humor.
= )
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Date: 10/3/2005 13:35:03 -0700
From: Payahm Mansoori <potato_the_great@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Amusing
Your site did make me laugh when I clicked on it, nice parody.
You're going to Hell. Thank you!
= )
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Date: 10/03/2005 19:06:25 -0400
From: "#### #####" <foley067@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: "Women and Their Role"
You spelled "their" wrong in your Fighting
Satan article, which you titled
"Women and There Role." There's actually quite a few more
spelling/grammatical errors in that article, but that one is the most
notable.
Love your site, by the way. Just try to do some double-checking on your
grammar; don't want to give the haters any way to actually succeed in
insulting you.
More Liberal Lies. My spelling is correct.
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Date: 10/04/2005 12:15:11 +1000
From: "Lohit Salaria" <s_lohit@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
tell me where your church is and where you live
and tell me if you're a girl
Okay.
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Date: 10/04/2005 12:32:49 +1000
From: "Lohit Salaria" <s_lohit@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: me again
jesus was'nt american you dumb ass...................you are so dead
That's nice.
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Date: 10/04/2005 12:51:05 +1000
From: "Lohit Salaria" <s_lohit@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
TELL ME WHERE THE FUCKK U LIVE I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500. I look like a chimp too.
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Date: 10/4/2005 14:47:33 -0700
From: john tracy <johnmtracy@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: This site is as real as God.
All headers Pastor Jim
Many people ask you if your site is real, and you respond that it is as
real as God. Wow! God must have a great sense of humor. Truthfully,
your website seems like something that Phil Hendrie would do as a
parody on Christianity. But hey, it's funny, though.
I don't think God looks like a stick figure with an old man's head on
it. And the "anti-science rays" such as what you show when David slew
Goliath that made him fall forward instead of backward when the rock
hit him in the head. Thing is, that would happen anyway if you fired a
rock at someone with a sling or a slingshot. Something about the
momentum of the rock does that. But your sense of humor keeps me
laughing, dude!
John
Here's an experiment: Buy a gun, and put it to your forehead. Pull the trigger. I bet you your life you will fall backwards.
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Date: 10/04/2005 23:54:57 +0200
From: "umobolesnik1" <umobolesnik1@net.hr>
Reply-to: umobolesnik1@net.hr
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
(http://www.truechristian.com/proofwearecorrect.html)do
you really belive that a website is the word
of god?!!?you fond some text in the bible , found a bunch of letters and
i'm supposed to belive that
?!?!?do you think people are idiots!?!?
Yes, I do think people are idiots. That's why I'm making fun of them.
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Date: 10/4/2005 20:20:22 -0400
From: Jason d'Eon <jpdeon@gmail.com>
Reply-to: Jason d'Eon <jpdeon@gmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Yeah...
Are you really serious about all that
you've written down? And since
when does one judge the intellect of another based on grammar? To me
you're just as childish as those who wrote hate mails to you. And let
me add that this isn't a hate mail. I just want to know if you're
really serious about what you place on your website.
I'm as serious as a Republican is on logic.
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Date: 10/05/2005 12:20:43 +1000
From: "Lohit Salaria" <s_lohit@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
your're so dead
I'm actually alive.
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Date: 10/05/2005 13:02:45 +1000
From: "Lohit Salaria" <s_lohit@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
i'm fucking gona kill you mother fucker
Jesus smiles down on you, Typical Christian.
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Date: 10/5/2005 17:45:48 -0000
From: "Marshall, Andrew K" <beast05@neo.tamu.edu>
Reply-to: beast05@neo.tamu.edu
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>, <UNEXPECTED_DATA_AFTER_ADDRESS@.SYNTAX-ERROR>
Subject: Questions for you
Pastor Jim,
It is pretty bold of you to say that all liberals will burn in hell, and
to
say that science is only for idiots. Science confirms our faith
multiple
times and can coincide with what we believe as Christians. I know many
liberals who are Christians and it is ludicrous to say that they will go
to
hell simply because of their political beliefs.
Respectfully,
Andrew
"Science
confirms our faith multiple
times and can coincide with what we believe as Christians."
I agree.
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Date: 10/6/2005 11:13:02 -0700
From: Angel Caraballo <gowildcats_05@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: true christian
Hello Pastor Jim. I am a true christian
and I came across your site. I saw that some of the text had foul
language in it and in Ephesians 4:29 it says "Let no corrupt word cometh
out of thy toungue." Just wanted to let you know. I'm not trying to
complain, kick your website out of the internet, protest against it, or
mock anyone. I just wanted to bring that to your attention. God bless
and praise God. Feel free to e-mail me back.
Thanks,
gowildcats_05@yahoo.com
Well I am a True Christian+1!
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Date: 10/06/2005 15:11:47 -0400
From: xlent63@netscape.ne*
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Funny and sad
Pastor Jim,
I've been visiting your site for a while now, and reading your work
always makes me laugh. You are awesome.
Then I read the letters, and they always make me sad. How can people be
so stoopid? Especially when they need only glance through your
responses to hate mail to figure out the gag! I don't know what's
sadder: the fact that so many other atheists don't understand parody
when they see it, or the fact that the true religious nutbags are so
crazy that parody can be indistinguishable from them.
Keep up the good work, anyway. We may be in the minority, but there are
some of us that get it, and we love it!
James Wilson
Thank you.
= )
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Date: 10/06/2005 17:46:05 -0700
From: "Liz Coyne" <sevenlizafer@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: You don't seem like very good christians to me...
What ever happened to the good in people?
What ever happened to simply
loving Jesus, and loving all of his wonderful creations? What happened
to
following the 10 commandments?
I've never really seriously meant this about any living person whenever
I
said it, but you are a complete whorebag. You heard me. I'll see you in
hell.
There is one cup lemon
A half cup of Alice
Muffin here, muffin there
Join my mad tea party
"What
ever happened to simply
loving Jesus, and loving all of his wonderful creations? What happened
to
following the 10 commandments?"
They made it to this page, and you hate me for it.
"but you are a complete whorebag"
Thanks for taking away your own self righteous divine moral code.
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Date: 10/07/2005 10:34:07 +0000
From: "LSnK evoemu" <ldesceny@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Your site.
Hey Pastor Jim,
Most excellent work on your website; it's one of the funniest sites
I've come across in quite a while. I can't remember the last time I
laughed
as hard as I did when I was reading the 'Favourite Emails' section, and
the
'Kidz Page' is similarly hilarious.
I hope you keep up the great work!
Thank you very much. Words like that make me feel proud at what I do.
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Date: 10/7/2005 14:06:31 -0400
From: "Tommie Lyons" <Watcherdg@msn.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: I still don't get it
Good day sir,
I happened to stumble upon your web site using a program I have that
takes me to many different web sites at random. I state this so you do
not think that I am seeking you out. I must admit that I did not go
completely through your site so excuse me if I may take some of your
comments out of contents. First off you claim to be a minister yet you
do not seem to be very understanding of other peoples opinions. You
ridicule their points of view, by making fun of their spelling, not the
basis of their augment. Another point you state is that the earth is
only 6,000 years old, and that it is flat, or that it is a cube. Can you
really believe this to be true, that for the last 50 years scientist are
lying to us. So all of our leaders have also lied, and continue to the
present day. I find this a bit hard to believe. I would think that a
good Christian such as George Bush would not continue of Satan. I think
that you should think with the intelligents that God has given you a
reevaluate your thoughts. I truth I do not believe that my words will do
anything to change your mind , or thoughts. As to the reason for this
later. Do you really have any followers, I mean do people actually
believe the stuff you say, or is this a joke. I can't believe that in
this day and age there are people that would believe some of the stuff
you are professing as truth. If this is not a joke then I am inclined to
rethink my thoughts on what should be allowed on the open internet,
maybe, there should be a special section where people such as yours self
can speak your arcane ideas and not subject others to this drivel.
That's nice.
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Date: 10/8/2005 00:13:49 -0700
From: Reilley Adamson <noslptlbrklnn@gmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: :(
It saddens me that so many
'intellectuals' fail to see the true
meaning behind your wonderful website. 0;( May the Lord Jesus Christ
praise you and your divine drawings of the true form of out beautiful
planet created by the allmighty Lord. ;)
Thanks.
= )
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Date: 10/08/2005 12:00:18 +0000
From: stickhorse@comcast.ne*
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: true xtian
man, you really had me going for a minute there. nice job!
= )
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Date: 10/08/2005 10:14:52 -0700
From: "Kaylie Rea" <kaylierea@hotmail.co*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Question
Do you watch the Daily Show? What do you think of Jon Stewart?
I'm honestly watching it as I'm writing this e-mail. Jon Stewart is the greatest person on Earth.
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Date: 10/9/2005 00:26:32 +0100
From: James Turnbull <jamesturnbull@gmail.co*>
Reply-to: James Turnbull <jamesturnbull@gmail.co*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Cool
Your website is fucking hilarious.
--
------------------
James Turnbull
Damn straight.
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Date: 10/9/2005 00:29:37 +0100
From: James Turnbull <jamesturnbull@gmail.co*>
Reply-to: James Turnbull <jamesturnbull@gmail.co*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Oh my good look at these liberal scum!
Look at these fucking niggers parading around
www.detroithardcore.com<http://www.detroithardcore.com>;
--
------------------
James Turnbull
..?
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Date: 10/9/2005 01:18:23 EDT
From: BBoopCL@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)
Dear Pastor Jim,
I ran across one of your articles online and found it, for lack of a
better word, entertaining. I was amused by your extreme views on simple
things
such as the Wiggles and Red Lobster. I did find a few things wrong with
some
of the articles I read.
First off, you said Adam should have read a scrypt from the bible.
Sorta
curious how he's gonna do that if it hadnt even been written yet. Just
a
thought.
Second, God himself didnt even write the bible, he wrote the Ten
Commandments. The bible was written by a man, not God.
Then you went on to say all homosexuals should be executed. In the
Ten
Commandments, it says 'Thou Shalt not Murder'. Well...I know you dont
exactly
agree with their way of life, but murder is a bit much, dont you think?
It's
against Gods will, even if the bible says they'll burn in Hell and what
not,
so will you for murdering them.
Also, you used some wrong definitions to some of your vocabulary.
Bitch
is the term used for a female dog that is in heat, its not correct to
use for
a human female unless its an insult, which I'm sure thats not what you
meant. If so, you are a terrible man. You then used faggot wrong.
Faggot, when
used for insulting a gay man, is used for just a man. You have a
picture of two
women where you called them faggots. A faggot is a person who likes a
man. A
woman called a faggot really makes no sense. You could call me a faggot
and
it would be true, because yes, I do like men. Not women.
Where at first I found your extremist articles to be mildly amusing,
I
soon found myself a little skeptic on what it would be like to be your
kind of
Christian. I worship God, go to Church and say my prayers, but I'm not
going
to go around trying to kill people that arent like me. That is thier
choice,
not something to be forced down like you are implying to do. You are
wrong,
my good sir and when Rapture does come around, you will be left behind.
Sincerely,
Shui
"Then you went on to say all
homosexuals should be executed. In the Ten
Commandments, it says 'Thou Shalt not Murder'."
Execution for crimes isn't murder.
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Date: 10/9/2005 11:49:21 -0400
From: "Kristin Robeson" <krobeson@adelphia.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: ?
You are NUNTS! no pun intended.
??
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Date: 10/09/2005 20:51:47 +0000
From: "justin boehle" <fuchikoma12@msn.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: love your site.....
i don't know why you
get hate mail at all. i love your site. the people
that send u hate mail are just to stupid to get the real point of your
site.
ther're just to dimwitted to tell a good joke when they see it.
favorite quote:"i will never question you like the jews"and "thanks to
you,
Adolf Hitler had the power to get revenge on them". lol.....greatest
site
ever.
Thank you so very much! It means a lot to me!
= )
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Date: 10/9/2005 13:53:56 -0700
From: cooky pants <justinspenis@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
dearest pastor. I really belive in
what you have to
say to the people. I adore you. I have always wanted
to say just those things. I am 14 and i have finally
found someone to connect with. Recently my mom and
dad have decided to not go to church and i believed
they are turning to satans side. So i did what you
taught and i waited until midnight when they were
asleep and killed them with my dads gun he keeps in
the closet. I couldn't carry them whole because i am
not strong enough so i had to cut them up and carry
peices of them to the fridge and the freezer we have
in the garage. They are resting in there. I hope
they have found peice and jesus has forgiven them. I
just want to know if i did the right thing. I also
want to know what to do with the remains and the
cloths that are all bloddy. I believe god was telling
me to kill or help them the whole time. I know that
is what you teach and so i decided to end all this
hate towards god. some of my friends are acting the
same way and i am gonna help them "find god" too. Do
you think that is ok? Let me know by tommorow or i
will just assume you agree. Some of my friends have
also helped me construct an object that will help
people find the lord and be forgivin in mass
quantities. I need you help with setting it up. Any
way i must go and much love. God bless and i love
god.
-james
Have fun in Hell.
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Date: 10/10/2005 19:07:57 +0200
From: Vitz <wnxvitoz@gmail.com>
To: "PastorJim@truechristian.com" <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Hello
Hi,
You know, you're a sad person. Everyone that believes a fucking word you
say
is.
The ''Kidz Page''...Dude. Are you fucking sick? You really think saying
''Hey kids!! It's me, your pal, Jesus! Me and God love you so much just
like
Daddy and Mommy do! I died on the cross for you!!! I love you that
much!''
will do kids any good? Not even to mention the retarded drawing below it
(You can't draw for shit BTW).
I can't help feeling sorry for you. Are you fucked in the head or
something?
Your parents dropped you on the ground when you were little? Whatever it
is.
it fucked you up so badly you don't deserve to live. In fact, when I
visit
America sometime I'll go visit your grave and take a piss on it. You're
a
middle-aged...thing. You'll die before I do. Isn't that nice?
Please, do society a favor and drown yourself.
Now go on, make some sort of retarded reply to this. It's all you can do
anyway.
God is fiction.
"You can't draw for shit BTW"
"Are you fucked in the head or something?"
No, just laughing at you.
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Date: 10/10/2005 13:23:03 -0400
From: "Col. Sanders" <xcrispykfc@hotmail.co*>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Glory!
Pastor Jim,
Glory to Gawd for your website! Thank you for the laughs, Pastor Jim.
I'm an
atheist (former Pentecostal) and found your site quite humorous.
Absolutely
loved the "Kidz Page", hahaha! The funny thing is that you aren't making
this shit up! Thanks again and all praise be to The Invisible, Magically
Undead Sky Man, brother!
Shundala Kundala (tongues for "Sincerely"),
Joe
Thanks.
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Date: 10/10/2005 18:37:35 +0100
From: David Hicks <d.hicks87@gmail.co*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Yo
Hey dude, I sent you an e-mail before about you being blasphemous and
a load
of other bollocks, actually your site is hilarious! Show this to the
"political correct" brigade and they'd have a heart attack! Good work
man!
= )
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Date: 10/10/2005 18:01:57 -0400
From: Taco <semiavrage@gmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: True Christian
<PastorJim@truechristian.com>Hey, bro, i'm not trying to censor you,
but
basically what your site says, is "If you are not a christian, you are
an
asshole."
Reality: Everyone including atheists know the Christian god, God is
real. We
know he is real since we call him God with a capital "G" -- that proves
it
right there.
Perhaps I'm wrong, but capitalizing a word doesn not prove anything, it
is
how our English system works.
*4.)* Myth: Atheists are people to.
Reality: THEY ARE EVIL DEMONS! WRATHFUL AND HATEFUL NIGGER LOVERS!
Mmm hmmm... now, I think racism is not very christian, black people are
people too.
JESUS CHRIST IS NOT FICTICIOUS JESUS WAS REAL AND HE DIED ON THE
CROSS!!!
YOU LIAR LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE CATHOLIC!!! BURN IN HELL YOU LIAR!!!!
GOD
IS REAL!! JESUS IS REAL!!
^This is a required message, to stop them from getting their asses sued.
http://www.truechristian.com/img/rapec.jpg
^Did you honestly draw all these pictures? Really...
Now, your webpage does in fact have a lot of content, I respect that...
however I think that your message is all wrong.
http://www.truechristian.com/confessionbooth.html
More Crap.
Why do you host this site, I ask?
--
The point of pac-man is to eat as many pills as you can to get high-
er scores.
?
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Date: 10/10/2005 20:48:10 EDT
From: Dschro777@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: john 8:44
your information that j.w.'s are told not to read the bible fits john
8:44.
i have puchased several bible translation from them and they encourage
bible
reading all the time and there using different tranlations encourages
all to
use several bibles. and john 8:44 is in all of them, and since you
follow that
coarse i guess we know who side your on. why does god allow false
religion?
because they did not accept the love of the truth god lets an operation
of
error go to them so that they believe the lie. theres that three
lettered word
again. LIE read john 8 44 again.
best of wishes,
david.
"why does god allow false religion?"
Because He wants "smart" people to think that there are a lot of idiotic religions, thus they must also be false. It's a test of your Shield of Faith.
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Date: 10/11/2005 19:01:19 -0700
From: Ahuizotl Luna <alc5150@gmail.co*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
This has been one of the funniest sites
I've ever seen on the Internet so
far. I grew up Catholic and I never liked it one bit. Now I am neither
concerned about having a religion or not having one at all. As for the
Bible, I've never looked at it, but this site made me want to read it.
The
"kidz" section is super comedy though. You should add more stories to
it.
I'll check the site again for sure.
A reader that stumbled into your site.
Thank you very much! Please read the Bible too, and if it gets to boring you can always get the MP3 version of it online and listen to it rather than reading it. Just do a Google search, many websites offer it for free.
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Date: 10/11/2005 22:04:08 -0400
From: Mike Cottec <1disturbedgame@gmail.com>
To: "PastorJim@truechristian.com" <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Hi
Well, first of all, I'd just like to
laugh about a certain quote of yours:
How to stop the current epidemic of Self-Abuse in America? We need the
same
tactics and the same kind of get-tough attitude that has been so
successful
in the War on Drugs.
Wow ... Brilliant! I've got to assume that this website is a joke,
simply
based off from that quote. I mean, you do realize that this "War on
Drugs"
has been about as far from a success as possible. We spend an upwards of
$40
billion a year just to support this drug war, which has been proven to
not
deter people in general from using drugs. Instead, we use $40 billion
(way
more than your pathetic $3 billion lost because of masturbation
bullshit,
and now the majority of prisoners in this country are non-violent drug
offenders.
In closing, congrats on your "War on Masturbation." I'm sure that it
will
enjoy the same success as this "War on Drugs." Idiot.
PLEASE, by all means, reply to this. I relish in the thought that I may
yet
hear another pathetic Christian response. Just as you were wrong about
the
Earth being in the center of the universe, your theories are all
ludicrous
and will be proven wrong, either through my words or someone else's.
You lack common sense.
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Date: 10/12/2005 09:59:10 -0700
From: "Basster Brian" <jchctom@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: HAHHA I AM 1337ER THENN J00!!11
FUCK YOU!! As a 13-17 year old I find u
stupid for saying the word Niggar!
Whart are you? The KKK!?! YOU NAZI!!! FUCK YOU!! Are you coo-coo fer
coco-puffs! Har har! You are insane! INSANE YOU ARE PYSCO! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
YOU ARE WIERDO INSANE EHEEHEHH!! As a pagan I am so mad! FUCK YOU!! once
and
for all. FUCK YOU!! Even I know your stupid and I hate you so much sicne
you
say the racist word and you have penis on kiddie page. I'll pray for
you. I
hope you die and go to Hell forever. I'll pray for you. I'm not hateful.
you
are. I hate you.
*Snicker*
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Date: 10/12/2005 15:49:27 -0700
From: "Nick" <kottonmouth_juggalo69@charter.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Hiya
I've been reading your page for a
couple days and I had a few questions...
First off, are you an Athiest TRYING to point out plot holes in the
bible, or are you a crazy cultist Christian.
Second off, hating and killing isn't part of the bible, and most of the
storys on your "kid" page are fabricated and misworded to make the bible
seem evil. I don't know if you were trying to do this, but whatever.
Third off, what kind of audience are you trying to attract here?
Southern biggot white trash, athiests who like pissing off creationists,
or what? Either way, your site is still up and running, so you must be
doing something right.
ST@LE
"First off, are you an Athiest"
What is this, 'athiest'?
"Second off, hating and killing isn't part of the bible, and most of the storys on your "kid" page are fabricated and misworded to make the bible seem evil."
In other words you haven't read the Bible, and despite the fact that I provide accurate information to back what is said by the Bible itself it infuriates you.
"Third off, what kind of audience are you trying to attract here?"
Everyone.
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Date: 10/12/2005 16:20:35 -0700
From: john tracy <johnmtracy@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Experiment!!
Hey Jim,
I tried the gun trick and I fell forward, just like Goliath did!! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha! And guess what. I'm still here. Guess I'm immortal.
John "Crazy" Tracy
P.S. You're crazy, dude, but that's what makes your website funny!
I'm more sane than most people. That's why so many people hate me -- I'm infringing on their fantasy.
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Date: 10/12/2005 16:23:43 -0700
From: Jacque Jones <rockergirl_jdj@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: ...
I was so incredibly upset that i didn't
even want to think about my spelling. You have a site called True
Christian but you call 14 year olds deranged cock suckers? Hmmmmm, whose
the one in the wrong here? I think you, and so does anyone with half a
brain. You are a horrible person, and I hope you enjoy burning in hell
for eternity. Truly sorry that you couldn't be a real christian and be
in heaven, but you know that's not my choice. Lets do what you do! Paste
some of the email and make a comment!
"About 1,500 times so far, stupid. Hey, there's one more."
Ha ha ha, your soooo funny! NOT!
"Actually Deranged Cock Sucker, I discussed that, HERE."
A quote from a man that claims he's a pastor and a christian!
"No, I'm just smarter than you."
You just wish you were smarter than me.
"Actually I have. I've read it multiple times. I have the audio version
of the Bible and I listen to it in the car every time I drive, so not
only do I read it, but I've listened to it many times that I've lost
count. I've also read the Book of Mormon, and I'm currently studying the
lost books of the Bible. Ever heard of Ziz, Behemoth, and Leviathan?"
Well you know the Phelps have a revised version of the Bible...It says
what Fred believes...
"Well, I am Republican."
Since were sharing...Well, I am a Democrat.
"" Heres what I say to your picture: Yes, that is what I pray for. But,
seriously, NO I don't. I pray for health, well being, and other people.
"and also a higher IQ lvl then you can ever imagine to assertain."
Clever comment. The thing is, you prove yourself a complete joke when
you misspell ascertain. Congratulations hypocrite!
Yes, but you see, by spelling it incorrectly I have made a word and
expressed what your are!
"Use spell checker Your Majesty."
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
Jacque
You are such a dork.
= )
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Date: 10/12/2005 16:23:51 -0700
From: john tracy <johnmtracy@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Republicans and logic
Pastor Jim,
You told Jason D'eon that you were as serious as a Republican is on
logic. Shouldn't that have been "Vulcan" instead of "Republican". The
Vulcans, such as Spock and Tuvok, are the logical ones.
John
What the crap are you talking about?
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Date: 10/13/2005 01:44:37 +0000
From: "Liz O'Malley" <liz_the_sox_fan@hotmail.co*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: True Christian.com
Dear Pastor Jim,
I found your website fucking hilarious. Pure genius. I would like
to
thank you for spreading God's word. I feel that by writing you, I am
sinning
since it was because of science the computer was invented, and science
is
the product of satan. I will always remember that the earth is flat.
-Your devoted Follower
^,..^
Thankies!
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Date: 10/13/2005 14:09:55 -0700
From: Vasant Chavan <h20energy@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Christian Spirituality in a Unique Environment
Instead of trying to repackage the same bullshit why don't figure out
why most christians are hypocritical assholes instead
of being new creatures according to:
2 Corinthians 5:17
Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has
gone, the new has come!
Then after you figure that out why figure out why God breaks his
promises to heal people:
Psalm 103:3
who forgives all your sins and heals all your diseases
Then why the hell no christian can prove the bible is true by healing
anyone or doing a miracle:
John 14:12
I tell you the truth, anyone who has faith in me will do what I have
been doing. He will do even greater things than these,
because I am going to the Father.
Fact is you can't. I hear all kinds of bullshit excuses about why no
christian can but Jesus never made excuses. Fact is the
bible is not true, unless you can prove it by doing a miracle.
Then you can pay me back the fucking $20,000.00 I was swindled out of by
Scoundrels such as John Hagee, Benny Hinn & Jesse
Duplantis.
Then I will submit to god.
The message of Christianity is that God will torture you by casting you
into hell for all eternity if don’t bow your knee to
him and confess Jesus as Lord and savior. That is coercion just like
someone putting a gun to your head and giving you a
choice of handing over your money or dying.
You are only a Christian only because they don’t want to go to hell. No
one could ever love god from their own free will
because he is threatening to torture you if you don't love him.
Christians are scared of God so they live in fear of him
everyday.
Duh.
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Date: 10/13/2005 14:42:52 -0700
From: art devereaux <boxer36@sbcglobal.ne*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Thanks for the laughs.....
Whew.....I just finished browsing your
website and I have to say thank you for providing me with such comic
relief. I mean, "No Donation, No Salvation" is sheer brilliance!!!!!
Continue to keep up the good work spewing hatred and stupidity for all
the world to see. You, my friend are one smart Arkansan.....oh wait,
isn't that an oxymoron? Or would you spell it oxymoran????????
Art Devereaux
Something like that. Thank you!
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Date: 10/13/2005 17:00:24 -0700
From: $bEnNy$ <mwpug48@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: spelling errrrror again
i found a grammar error. a big one. back there there? maybe back then there?
Back there there were many wars and God wanted King Ahab to destroy the armies of the enemies of the Kingdom of Israel. God sent His prophet to tell King Ahab he
i dunno just thought i'd point it out, im bored, have nothing better to do.
i love that you make this site to denounce the outdated messages in the bible. i hate when people justify hate through bible verses. i guess you do too.... shows a lot of commitment, very smart humor.
keep it up
Thank you. I made the correction.
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Date: 10/14/2005 13:24:46 -0400
From: "Mike" <sus807@hotmail.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A
hey man, this site is sooo freaking hilarious!!!! thanks for putting it up, i mean i'm so high right now. I'd like to talk more about your views but i gotta go jack off now before my boyfriend comes over and we can go get some red lobster and then to our black power meeting. Then tommorrow we have to watch gay porn with the wiggles in it.
That's nice.
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