Psalm 94:16 Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me. ---- Psalm 109:9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow. --- Hebrews 12:4 Ye have not yet resisted unto blood, striving against sin. --- John 1:18 No man hath seen God at any time, the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him. --- John 3:3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. --- Genesis 32:30 And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. --- John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ---

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Subject:   question
From:   "nicholas johnson" <nickj133@hotmail.com>
Date:   Sun, September 23, 2007 5:00 am
 

 
I was just looking over you web site and i have to say i dont agree with alot of
what you say but thats not why i am e-mailing you. I was wondering how you justify
hating blacks. I will not sit here and say i know the bible word for word ,I
dont,but i am pretty sure that i havent come across a part that uses  the n-word or
that says we should hate them. i would appreciate if your e-mailed back im curious
to hear what you have to say on this.
                                                                       -Nick

"I was wondering how you justify hating blacks."

I have nothing against those niggers.

"i havent come across a part that uses  the n-word or
that says we should hate them."

How do you think they translated "N-Word" into English?

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Subject:   Gotta keep going
From:   "stephen conway" <stevoman050658@yahoo.co*>
Date:   Sun, September 23, 2007 12:46 pm
 

 
Just a quick response to your "Tell us what you want world".
   
  You have to keep it up.  In my view the battle is just gathering steam because
rationalism is spreading and our traditional religions just don't cut it.
   
  Everybody thinks we're against love and compassion.  I'm not.  I'm against
adhereing to things that are fucking stupid.  We can do better, much better.
   
  There is a very serious side to this.  Just check out the internet for stories of
females having their clitoris removed (generally by barbaric means); or a 14 year
old girl stoned to death because she spoke to a boy from a neighbouring village;
or a child seriously hurt or killed in an excorcism.  I could go on and on but you
get the idea.  All of these are brought on by archaic and superstitious beliefs
that unfortunately still play a large part in our world.
   
  I'm not trying to bum you out.  These are the things that keep me motivated when
clear direction gets muddy.  You rock dude.  As long as you believe in it just
keep doing your part because you're not on your own.
   
  Steve

Of course I rock.

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Subject:   wtf
From:   "Druma, Keegan" <Keegan.Druma@education.nsw.gov.au>
Date:   Mon, September 24, 2007 4:01 am
 

 
Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?
Your entire article on Gay Marriage is an outrage.
Yes, it may be what you believe in, but you seriously do not need to go on about it
that much,
What I am about to say, is pretty much what you are saying about homosexuals.
You, Sir, are going to hell.
You deserve to rot and die.
Die. Die. Die.
The way that you took your opinions on the gay marriages is really quite immature,
And is really spiteful.


This message is intended for the addressee named and may contain privileged
information or confidential information or both. If you are not the intended
recipient please delete it and notify the sender. 

"You deserve to rot and die.
Die. Die. Die."

Now that's the Christian spirit I like to hear!

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Subject:   AQuestion
From:   "Blythe, Caitlin" <Caitlin.Blythe@education.nsw.gov.au>
Date:   Mon, September 24, 2007 4:01 am
 

 
How do you sleep at night? I am a christian and i am very sorry to say that i cannot
at all agree with your article on gay marriage. I'm afraid that i am embarassed that
you call yourself christians, god has also told us to love one another, i guess when
it comes to that part you have put it on mute, you prefer to use the bible and god
as ammunition to shoot guns from your dispicable army. I like to think myself a kind
and caring person who tries to be empathetic towards all, but you have absolutely no
respect from me.

This message is intended for the addressee named and may contain privileged
information or confidential information or both. If you are not the intended
recipient please delete it and notify the sender. 

"How do you sleep at night?"

I usually start by closing my eyes.

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Subject:   You are soo right
From:   "Whiddon, Paul" <Paul.Whiddon@education.nsw.gov.au>
Date:   Mon, September 24, 2007 4:15 am
 

 
To HOMOPHOBIC LOSER,
 
Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?
Your entire article on Gay Marriage is an outrage.
I am christian But you sir, you are a freak.
What I am about to say, is pretty much what you are saying about homosexuals.
You, Sir, are going to hell.
You deserve to rot and die.
Die. Die. Die.
The way that you took your opinions on the gay marriages is really quite immature,
And is really spiteful.
 

This message is intended for the addressee named and may contain privileged
information or confidential information or both. If you are not the intended
recipient please delete it and notify the sender. 

I now know how mature government officials from Australia are.

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Subject:   Goths and "liberal media"
From:   "Chase Buchanan" <cmb110@humboldt.edu>
Date:   Mon, September 24, 2007 5:58 am
 

 
To whom it may concern:

Your website makes the case that the "liberal" media suppressed the role 
of the Goth subculture in the Columbine shootings.  I remember that 
fateful day, and I assure you that the "liberal" media did no such 
thing.  The TV news people went /nuts/ over this strange subculture 
being involved in violence, and they went at Goths for the next week, at 
least.

The media is often mistaken for having a liberal bias.  In fact, it has 
neither a liberal bias or a conservative bias, but a sensationalist 
bias.  The media is biased toward whatever will sell, whatever will get 
people's blood flowing and compel them to buy the newspaper or watch the 
news channel.  Nothing else matters to them.  So when faced with a story 
that involved a subculture that looks pretty scary, they knew they'd hit 
pay dirt, and milked the "They killed kids because they were Goths" 
story for all it was worth.

In conclusion, sir, I don't know what channel /you/ watched that day, 
but I assure you that it is more "liberal" than /any/ media I've ever 
heard of in my life.  Think things through next time you want to blame 
the "liberal media" for anything.

Faloku

What does your e-mail have to do with me or this website?

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Subject:   You make me smile.
From:   "Eymber Taris" <eymbertaris@gmail.co*>
Date:   Mon, September 24, 2007 8:28 pm
 

 
No, seriously... you really do. This website is the best thing that I have
ever seen. Thank you for doing it. xD


And keep up the good work, sir. Fuck the people that think that you are
mocking them. They need to suck it up and turn the other cheek, rather than
hire a lawyer.

-=Eymber=-

Thanks!

=)

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Subject:   what?
From:   "Lily Ramage" <lupin-gigglemonster@hotmail.com>
Date:   Tue, September 25, 2007 4:56 pm
 

 
you have some cheek, call yourself a christen? As far as i know god put us on this
earth, not to judge, and that he loved al good people, so your bit on atheists
appalling. I was looking on the web today because i was researching for my
presentation about the rights of people who do not believe in god, when i cam across
your site. As an atheist i hope there isn't a haven if it lets in scum like you. I
think people with TRUE faith are great, loyal people, who i respect amply. But how
can i respect some one so hate filled like you?
 
I'd LOVE to hear what you have to say, and with a website like that i bet you'll
have hate mail coming out of your ears.

I hate it when Christians pretend to be atheists, and purposely act retarded.

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Subject:   Athiests
From:   "Alex Ramage" <owmynose@hotmail.com>
Date:   Tue, September 25, 2007 5:29 pm
 

 
I had a look at your website, specifically your page on aithiests, and all I 
can think is that either

1. This is some kind of stupid joke, or

2. This is some sort of cry for attention

I'm just completly puzzled at how anby person can be so narrow minded about 
anything. I for example, don't class myself under any religious group, yet I 
am more than happy to hear about other peoples religion, and to learn about 
otehr peoples opinions and ideas. Yet you seem to be blind to humanity and 
obsessed with god with a capital `G`

<--Xander-->

"your page on aithiests"

Exactly.

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Subject:   you have no idea
From:   "Lily Ramage" <lupin-gigglemonster@hotmail.com>
Date:   Tue, September 25, 2007 5:44 pm
 

 
you have no idea how much i hate you, for every thing you've said, for every thing
you are, if your right after all, enjoy hell.

Jesus loves you!

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From:   "greywolf vlcek" <greywolf.vlcek@gmail.com>
Date:   Tue, September 25, 2007 5:53 pm
 

 
why are you fighting against other religions? please reply!!

Not some religions..

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Subject:   Suing and bitching
From:   Johnseasy@aol.com
Date:   Thu, September 27, 2007 2:56 am
 

 
Dear Pastor Jim
 
As Christians we should neither sue nor bitch.  We should, in charity,  give 
to the extent that we are able.  
 
In truth God is love but love is not 'god' except there are some who  falsely 
deceived by Satan to believe that it is.  It is that profanity  that 
Christian men and women should testify against.
 
Sincerely in Christ
 
John



   

A shame more Christians aren't like you.

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Subject:   Thank you for your site!
From:   "Dragon Lord" <dragonlordals@yahoo.co*>
Date:   Sun, September 30, 2007 6:42 am
 

 
"Pastor" Jim Nicholls-
    I would like to thank you for your wonderful site,
truechristian.com .  It has been quite a while since I
have laughed so much.  Between your childish drawings,
illogical arguments, and general outrage against
immaterial matters, you have made a most wonderful
satire of the fundamentalist Christian community.

   As an employee at NASA, let me first say that I
found your "The Earth Isn't Round"  and “Pi is equal
to 3.00” articles to be absolutely hilarious.  I
actually spent a lot of time programming the latest
instruments to compare satellite position to projected
telemetry, so the sheer ridiculous concepts you
provided gave me quite a chuckle indeed.  Though I
must agree that Pi being equal to 3.00 would indeed be
Heaven on Earth…  you have no idea what sort of time I
could save if all I had to do was use an integer!
   Also, as a side note, science has shown that light
travels at approximately 186,000 miles per second, not
300,000 miles per hour.  Or perhaps giving bizarre and
inaccurate guesses is part of the satire?  If so, more
power to you!

    Your furry section was also quite a good laugh; as
a furry (though not the hardcore kind you talk about),
I thought the way you showed the extremes of the
“fandom” to be quite entertaining.  I love the way you
speak against it, yet post the art so that it’s
available for all who see.  Adding references to
burnedfur.mv.com , a group that disbanded long ago,
was also a very nice touch.  And the furry Jesus
pictures?  Of everything on your site, I must say that
those made me laugh the most.

    And all of those bizarre things you rant about? 
Priceless.  Condemning women for menstruating,
promoting slavery, damning female chemotherapy
patients, demonizing The Wiggles, condemning raped
females (I love the reoccurring theme of misogamy, by
the way).  Misinterpreting dictionary.com .   Using
pictures proven to be fake to show that dinosaurs
still live.  You even played a satanic game, just to
show how it was satanic (instead of getting pictures
off the net)!  You really capture what it means to be
a raving fundamentalist headcase.  If it weren’t for
the clearly sarcastic view on the website, I’d
actually believe that you yourself were convinced of
some of these!

    “Pastor” Jim (I assume that you use the title
“Pastor” as a pen name of sorts), I commend you for
your wonderful job with this site.  Please, keep up
the excellent work so that everyone can keep on
laughing!

             -Dragonlord

As long as you can laugh.

=)

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