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Ask Pastor Jim
These are ordered from
oldest to newest e-mails sent to Pastor Jim
Note: All E-Mails are 100%
Authentic, so send one in and I will respond within a day or two!
Ask
Pastor Jim Nicholls Now!!
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| Subject: |
FW: Legal request |
| From: |
"Dane.Briese" <Dane.Briese@cragvale.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, September 3, 2007
5:46 am |
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Sir,
I am very sorry, but I sent that from my personal account by mistake.
My client does thank you on taking his legal rights into consideration.
He will also be no longer contacting you in regards to this matter from here
on out.
Again, thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
Sincerely,
Dane Christian Briese
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Alright.
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| Subject: |
Some ideas |
| From: |
Rodrigo nomenteroná <manamu@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, September 3, 2007
7:25 am |
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I have two ideas for the web
What about a biblical justification for Irak´s war in the politics section?
You know all the battles, slaughtering and bloodlust descriptions in the old
testament, with God ordering to burn everything to the foundations and
passing trough knife kids and women (How funny was to be christian then ;)
). Something like "Bush is right because God loves war"
Including the Flyng Spaghuetti Monster in Satanic trends? (It would be
really funny dealing with it as if you really take it as a real religion,
designed for liberal demons to laugh at real God an creationism)
If you like this ideas, please feel free to use them in your page, I would
be honored to contribute with this great site and with the arrival of new
stupid mails from stupid people (sincerely all this mails are the half of
the laughs i have with this site).
God bless you, Pastor
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I'm trying to stay more and more out of
politics honestly.
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| Subject: |
I weep for you. |
| From: |
megapop@hushmail.com |
| Date: |
Mon, September 3, 2007
10:15 pm |
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Greetings,
I sincerely feel sorry for you, if indeed, you believe that what
you are doing is proper and righteous. To call yourself a Christian
is at best slapping God in the face. How can you use such profanity
when the Bible clearly states that a rotten saying should not come
from a Christian's mouth?
If your site is a joke, please thank God for being so merciful as
to allow you to live on his earth up until now.
One thing I must ask. How can you say that Jehovah's Witnesses are
told not to read the Bible, when they have for so long proclaimed,
in huge letters, "Read your bible daily."?
I hope, for your sake, that a bolt of lightning finds its way into
wherever your sad array of worthless garbage, that you call
"www.truechristian.com", now resides.
Good day, sir.
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| Subject: |
Re: My Privacy on True
Christian |
| From: |
"John Smith" <purespammail@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Tue, September 4, 2007
12:14 am |
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Hey, thanks so much! Don't know if it takes a while to load or not, but my name
still appears when Googled, though.
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Jeez, why don't you sue Google then? If
you keep bitching at me I'm reposting the e-mails.
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| Subject: |
why do u hate? |
| From: |
"chris bruumfield" <undeadjuggalo@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Tue, September 4, 2007
5:05 am |
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why do u hate goths i may not be goth but imma juggalo do u hate use to u know the
1s who paint our face and listen to stuff like icp and twiztid i hope u say that u
hate me and im going to hell which means ur judgeing me and doesnt the bible say man
will not judge u but god will so u cant judge me i dont hate christians but i hate
wat u guys do u say u love all but yet u hate so many u say u will not judge but u
judge all of us u say it doesnt matter on race but u have proved ur selves raceist u
say u will not show evil but yet u show evil by defiying ur own releigion u claim so
many things evil but yet u do not know wat true evil is the earth u say it is flat
but i have a true pic of earth it is a sphere a 3d item the earth has proof of being
over millions of years old plus the adam and eve story it doesnt say how long they
were in the garden of eden plus how is it 2 people populate the earth and how did we
get more than 1 race naohs ark how did 1 man of about 90years old
go across the earth and get 2 of each animal and keep them from killing each other
and his family and last but not least why is it that u think a person can be
labeled just cause of a few things that some1 does tell me why is that so
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Are you high?
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| Subject: |
well well well |
| From: |
"Casey Veach"
<goddess_of_the_night_666@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Wed, September 5, 2007
12:33 am |
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Dear "Pastor" Jim,
I recently came across your site and I must say it interested me....I'm a wiccan
and there is nothing with believing in the earth and the Goddess. Also I'm a
juggalette, I love Insane Clown Posse, and Marilyn Manson He is trying to tell
everyone to be different and not to act like clones....I don't buy the clothes
from American Eagle, Hollister, Abercrombie and Fitch, or anything like that I
prefer to shop at places like wal-mart and sometimes Hot Topic or some other Goth
type places online. There is nothing wrong with being different. I don't like
people to tell me that I have to change just because they don't like it I say
screw you and I don't care.... I am what I am and I'm not going to change for
anyone! I don't care if I get stares, I love being different because I'm
expressing what I want....
Sincerely,
Sultana
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*Yawns*
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| Subject: |
Book Suggestions |
| From: |
"Garrett Jones"
<garrettjones100@hotmail.co*> |
| Date: |
Wed, September 5, 2007
4:51 am |
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Greetings Pastor,
My idea for a book stems from your 'Kidz Page'.
In it, you often summarize lengthy bible verses in a few short words. They are
witty, informative, usually hilarious and always controversial. What I am
thinking could range from something basic to a huge undertaking but I know you
could do it with all of your heart in it.
There are already thousands of books which
cherry pick the Word to give inspiration. It would be great if someone would
come out with a summarized Bible from an atheists/agnostics perspective. What
I'm asking is basically for you to finish up something you already started.
You could obviously go a few directions with
this, one being an extremely slimmed down version of the Bible which is
essentially your website in book form. Secondly you could make anecdotes/stories
about prejudice, hate, murder and rape, and justify their morality with bible
verses. A final option and probably too overwhelming would be a rewrite of the
Holy Bible akin to the recent trend in NIV/teen versions/etc and make it as
literal as possible.
Please tell me if you have considered any of this
and/or what ideas you have for books. As always keep doing what you do best and
don't let ignorance prevail.
Your avid fan and True Christian,
Garrett J.
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I think the Kidz Page book idea sounds
the most workable. Thank you.
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| Subject: |
EVILoution |
| From: |
"Jimmy DePoy" <pixnlix@gmail.com> |
| Date: |
Wed, September 5, 2007
10:27 pm |
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Pastor John Nicholls,
I can't help but wonder whether science is real or wrong. I'm afraid
I may be losing my faith...
I need you to answer one question to me so before I may ask you any
more questions.
Is God perfect in every way? Is he perfect in what he says and does?
Are all his skills top notch? Is god absolutely perfect in every
thing he does?
Please reply,
Jimmy
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God is God.
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| Subject: |
book ideas |
| From: |
"Samuel Cohen" <bush_is_poopy@hotmail.co*> |
| Date: |
Wed, September 5, 2007
10:46 pm |
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My partner Cathy and I have been talking about an interesting idea for a book. I am
a scientist. I would like to examine each major branch of science (chemistry,
physics, geology, astrophysics, etc.) and determine three things about each specific
branch: (1) how, when, and why was it repressed by the Church?; (2) who were the
leading figures who fought this repression; (3) what major benefits has each
provided for our daily lives? This would then allow one to draw a conclusion about
where we would be as a civilization if the Church had been successful in repressing
science. Some connections would be tenuous, such as tying alchemy and early
chemistry to pharmaceuticals, plastics, pesticides, etc., or they would have more to
do with technology.
This isn't necessarily for publication, but I just wanted your reaction to the idea,
since you asked for ideas.
R.S.C.
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I dunno if that is a very workable idea
for my target audience. Thanks anyways.
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| Subject: |
Lol! |
| From: |
"Arielle Alexander" <dragon_wing_silver@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Fri, September 7, 2007
8:29 am |
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I have to admit some of us furries take it abit too far. It's not really worth
causing a ruckus. I guess it's 'cause I'm more anime furry, cat ears, cat tail,
sharp claws (no really I sharpen them), the end.
I don't mean to disrespect but I was raped by "A true christian" I still see him
at church and he still tryies things. He's the reason I tried the furry thing...
I just wanted to say sorry for some of them taking things alittle far (the gay
stuff kind of creeps me out). But watch out for the craziesI have a friend that
want's to set you up with furrie-mag (he spelled it that way in pourpose) Your pc
will become littered with ze furrie porns.
Trying to sue you?!? Why would they waste time?
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Because they are insecure assholes.
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| Subject: |
New Ideas For True
Christian! |
| From: |
"John Smith" <purespammail@yahoo.co*> |
| Date: |
Sat, September 8, 2007
1:36 am |
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Hey Pastor Jim, I've got some interesting stuff from the Bible that you could
implement in your website:
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Ezekiel 4:12-15 ~ God commands Ezekiel to eat bread mixed with human excrement;
Ezekiel complains of this bread's impurity, and God, in His Infinite Mercy, permits
him to have bread with just regular old cattle excrement. (Interestingly enough,
http://www.foodforlife.com/ makes so-called Ezekiel bread...referring, of course,
to the bread in Ezekiel 4:9, which has less shit in it)
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Psalms 137:9 ~ "Praised is he who will clutch and dash your infants against the rock."
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I Samuel 6:4 ~ God demands golden images of mice and hemorrhoids (idol worship,
perhaps? And of anal varices?)
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II Samuel 1:26 ~ (spoken man-to-man, by David to Jonathan) "...your love for me was
wonderful, more wonderful than that of women."
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Ezra 2:3-60 ~ Add the figures given, and we receive a total of 29,818; however,
Ezra 3:64 says it equals 42,360; an astonishingly gross error margin of 70%!
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Well, hope you can make use of these!
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Hrmm...
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| Subject: |
Hello. |
| From: |
"shiz nuz"
<big_mac9000@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Sun, September 9, 2007
6:14 am |
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Hey, I would like to plainly state and point a few thing's out. I have nothing
against your beleif's or Christianity, me myself being agnostic. The bible plainly
stating "God Loves All His Children" and that's MANKIND. And no matter what man does
he will love them, and being a furry is like separating man to a demon which is
indescribably impossible. When Hitler mass slaughtered million's of Jew's, "God"
didn't hate him. Now, if at all I would like to have a intelligent conversation with
you. E-mail me back please.
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| From: |
cragunr@onid.orst.edu |
| Date: |
Sun, September 9, 2007
6:46 am |
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Okay, so most everything on your site is utterly idiotic. I am
assuming that this is a joke? The mere fact that you could claim this
absurdity is evidence that you are either joking or much too stupid:
"Note: Sabbath is the Sunday of each week you must attend Christian
Church. Any dictionary will give you this definition). So if you miss
a Sunday of Church you are to be killed since you are a filthy atheist
then."
Really? Never mind that you were quoting Exodus 31, written at a time
when "the sabbath" was always considered to be from sundown on Friday
to sundown on Saturday? Never mind that the only reason some
Christians today call Sunday the sabbath is that they are too
neglectful of their own religious history to look back and notice that
Christians started meeting on Sunday to commemorate the resurrection
of Jesus, not to celebrate the Sabbath.
Wait, I just saw the "gurlz" page, and I guess this really is a joke. Bye!
Randy Cragun
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| Subject: |
Hi. |
| From: |
"shiz nuz"
<big_mac9000@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Sun, September 9, 2007
7:28 pm |
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I'd just like to reform on my former e-mail's. I am no Christian, and I am no
anti-christ. I am a simple man destined on one thing. Your stereotypical view of the
average "furry" is very much incorrect. For I myself am, also I'm not gay which
disproves that "all furry's are gay!". And there was one picture of a lion holding a
lamb, what's wrong with that? A very kind\cute picture I say. Now I would really
like you to get some common sense and stop being so simple minded and faith-blinded
by your religion.
You're what SCIENCE (ooh!! evil science!) and the PUBLIC (oh no the one's who will
end "God"!) call a "Christian Extremist" where you take religion to a all time
high, in a bad way. Some message's you're sending are correct. However furry is a
way of life, something one cannot change without great willpower. Many furrie's are
fun and educational, e.g... Bugs Bunny, Donald Duck, Tony The Tiger. Just to name a
few.
And no, we do not all dress up in fur-suit's and have gay orgy's. Vaguely mistaken,
we enjoy (me excluded, as well as certain other's who may exclude themselves if
reading this) dressing up to talk, and hang out. It's not always sexual purpose's
either. Some people enjoy clean art, I know a few people myself who enjoy clean art,
I enjoy both erotic and clean. Now... If you could e-mail me back with a intelligent
response that would be most kind.
With much Honesty,
Mr. Simple
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| Subject: |
I have a question for
you |
| From: |
"Brian Carlson" <briansbeardies@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Sun, September 9, 2007
7:40 pm |
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I have a question for you if you don't mind answering it.
Doesn't christianity teach that it's members should not hate others? I am confused,
you seem to use the bible as a means of justification for this hatred and
intolerance. Isn't that against the teachings of the bible? Didn't Jesus say to love
your enemies, not hate and slander them? I think that you will actually end up
sending more people away than you will convert them if you go about it like this.
Oh, and don't bother throwing bible verses at me, I was a christian for 15 years, I
read the bible through and through, and I needn't bother trying to argue the message
it has with someone who doesn't understand it and looks over it no matter how many
times they read it. You seem to offer arguments just as the devil when jesus was in
the desert, justifying hate, greed, and much more with the bible. You can take any
verse out of context and bend it to your will, that is why I request you use your
own words, not the words in a book.
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"You can take any
verse out of context and bend it to your will, that is why I request you use
your
own words, not the words in a book."
Really? Can you prove that?
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| Subject: |
I have a question for
you |
| From: |
"Brian Carlson" <briansbeardies@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Sun, September 9, 2007
7:41 pm |
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I have a question for you if you don't mind answering it.
Doesn't christianity teach that it's members should not hate others? I am confused,
you seem to use the bible as a means of justification for this hatred and
intolerance. Isn't that against the teachings of the bible? Didn't Jesus say to love
your enemies, not hate and slander them? I think that you will actually end up
sending more people away than you will convert them if you go about it like this.
Oh, and don't bother throwing bible verses at me, I was a christian for 15 years, I
read the bible through and through, and I needn't bother trying to argue the message
it has with someone who doesn't understand it and looks over it no matter how many
times they read it. You seem to offer arguments just as the devil when jesus was in
the desert, justifying hate, greed, and much more with the bible. You can take any
verse out of context and bend it to your will, that is why I request you use your
own words, not the words in a book.
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(no subject) |
| From: |
Ijudyzak@aol.com |
| Date: |
Mon, September 10,
2007 3:51 am |
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FAGS NEED TO DIE MUSLIMS JEWS NIGGERS DIE DIE DIE
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Hi.
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| Subject: |
Mormons |
| From: |
"Steven Holt"
<smholt503@gmail.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, September 10,
2007 8:57 am |
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I was led to your webpage about the mormons on accident, and I found it
quite interesting that you would go through such an effort to only prove you
yourself do not follow the teachings of Christ or the Bible. I know that my
God, is infact the father of our spirits, and that I am his child. I also
know that my older brother was sent down to this earth to teach us by
example, to teach us his father's will, not his own. During his life he
called 12 apostles, something that are not found today in your beliefs, but
yet clearly they are needed in a state of confusion that we now live in. If
they were only to be there with Christ Stephen, Paul and Matthias would have
never been called, and after the death of Christ there would be no more 12
on the earth. They would not have been martyrs for their faith in Christ
unless they were truly apostles and if they were truly apostles after the
death of Christ, they must be here today. I also know that Jesus Christ is
my Savior, my redeemer. He taught me what I should do in life by example,
he taught me through the many parables in the New Testament and the prophets
in the Old Testament, as well as the apostles in the New. I myself have
found that peace that comes with knowing who I am, why I am here and where I
am going.
While you are busy attacking the mormons, why not try to find out what you
really believe, and who your Savior is! You only show that you are lost,
hurt, and confused. You are bitter against someone that never did anything
to you, someone that I doubt has ever openly attacked your beliefs. Someone
who has never held a gun to your head for what you believe. Mormon
missionaries never carried swords or guns, never assualted you to the point
where pulling a gun on them would be justified, unless you are infact one
looking to be held accountable before god for threatening, attacking, and
destroying the work of someone sharing a message in the same Christ that you
try to claim a belief in. It is truly a shame someone would ever try to
break the laws of the land when you and I can practice our own religion
without fear of punishment. If you seek to redeem people, seek out those
that are lacking any faith in God. However, forcing at gunpoint is neither
moral, ethical or legal. If you want to help someone, you must first show
you care. If you want to study religion go seek out a college degree and
learn to research the truth. Once you have done that, read the bible, and
research its history. The history is deep, interesting, and never ending.
You will learn more from doing that than one can ever learn off your
website, and who knows, maybe in the process you to will see that you and I
are both in need of one God, teaching us one doctrine.
While you are debating those words please look at the scriptures that I just
read today in 1 Corinthians 1:10-13 and 1 Corinthians 14:33. With those
versus I can never believe anything you say about your church, your beliefs,
or the mormons for the sole purpose that there cannot be more than one
church. Maybe my quest to find what the bible truly teaches will one day be
fulfilled, however, I will no longer look at the Christian church due to
their negativity about churches claiming belief in God, in Christ, in the
Holy Ghost. To me I am convinced that if all Christians are like you there
is nothing to find there but more attacks on Baptists, Methodist, Mormon,
Jew, and Buddist alike. I will not accept that and if I have any influence
upon people looking for faith in Christ I will steer them clear of any
Christian denomination.
Your fellow believer, an honest seeker,
Steven
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"I know that my
God, is infact the father of our spirits"
My god is better than your god!
"read the bible, and
research its history."
I've read the Bible as well as the Book
of Mormon.
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| Subject: |
seriously? |
| From: |
"Corrie Gibb" <csgibb@hotmail.co.uk> |
| Date: |
Mon, September 10,
2007 6:46 pm |
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Heya, I'm not trying to annoy you or spam you, I just wanted to know, is
your site for real? I mean, do you really believe the things you say?
I'm just curious and would appreciate it if you could find the time to
respond to me.
Thankyou for you time.
Clara
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It's as real as God.
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| Subject: |
Hello... |
| From: |
GothicMiseryKt86@aol.com |
| Date: |
Tue, September 11,
2007 1:35 am |
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Hello I would like to say that your web site is a bunch of BS.. For i am a
Goth and do not worship Satan and i don't do witchcraft. Why is that you
people are so quick to mislabel people. As for drugs and violence that has more
to do with the hip hop and rap crowd then us, i am not around anyone who does
that crap.fact I am beginning to try and find my faith again in god, i know a
bunch of Christians Goth and they can exist
Be Goth is not evil, judging people cause of their beliefs or the fact they
are different is the evil one.
I am not against all Christians just the hypocrites
And as for homosexuality I believe that people can love who they want
regardless of sex,race etc..
I don't see how people who praise peace and love can be so ignorant.
Thank you for your time..
Kristi
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I don't care what your gut tells you. I
care about facts.
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| Subject: |
My prayers are with
you |
| From: |
"Frank Poirier" <fapoirier@gmail.com> |
| Date: |
Tue, September 11,
2007 3:14 am |
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That you might come to KNOW the Lord Jesus Christ.
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| Subject: |
Your Websight |
| From: |
"Gill Jeffery"
<gjef2871@yahoo.com.a*> |
| Date: |
Wed, September 12,
2007 8:07 am |
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Dear Sir,
Oh Dear, I feel so sorry for you. I was laughing my way through your site, but I got
there via the email page, so I know you're serious.
I will send you good thoughts, I hope you realise that you're basing your life on a
collection of 2-5000 year old myths and legends which are not literal, nor meant to
be taken literally.
I believe God is all around us and through us, but doesnt care a wit about us. Jesus
was a holy man, as was Buddah and many others.
I wish you well. You have my sympathy (and seriously, your page gave me the best
laugh I've had in ages)
Gill.
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Thank you!
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| Subject: |
not hate mail |
| From: |
"Teresa Warnick" <Teresa.Warnick@mail.wvu.edu> |
| Date: |
Thu, September 13,
2007 7:06 pm |
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I am sorry I took you as to be against the colored and for the white, but
evidentially I was wrong. On your site you are more pure and right now I am not. I
have so much hate built up inside of me against the colored in Morgantown, Wv that I
could just spit nails. Sorry for taking your time and hopefully one of the other
KKK sites can help me get results before my son ends up in the hospital like so many
other white gentlemen before him.
Sincerely,
Teresa Warnick
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Huh?
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| Subject: |
please help me |
| From: |
"john baker"
<johnbaker7656@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Fri, September 14,
2007 4:53 am |
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hello there,
I have been a gay man for about 20 years. or maybe my whole life. i just dont know
anymore. ive read your website and i think your right. when i was young, women
frightened and disgusted me. i didnt like they way they looked, smelled, or
talked. but i was terrified of my attraction for men, so i married the first woman
who was attracted to me. she was a good girl but the sex made me want to throw up
and after a few months i just couldnt do it anymore.
I was respectful to her and provided for her but she wanted a good sex life and i
just couldnt do it so finally she left me. I was raised a christian and i believe
in God and Jesus Christ but I still wanted sex with men. it tortured me and I
prayed and prayed but finally i succumbed. I spent years fucking and being fucked
by men and loving it...but I felt horrible.
anyway,
two years ago I finally had enough of the torture and I stopped fucking men. i
have been celebate ever since and have been working in an orphanage to try and pay
for my sins. i give most of my money to charity. recently i went back to the
church but the minister told me that God understands and I shouldnt be so hard on
myself. i dont know what to do. I have begged God for forgiveness and tried to do
the right thing. i know I will never have sex with a man again, but every day I
dream of it. It is a terrible burden. I am a nervous and anxious person. my life
is hell. I cant stop fantasizing about big men doing things to me. Holding me
down...I go to church every week, pray for two hours every day. i dont know what
else to do. I believe what you say but i cant believe that i am choosing this
lifestyle. it feels like a disease. I dont want it in my head anymore. Please pray
for me.
regards,
John Baker
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"i have been celebate ever since and
have been working in an orphanage to try and pay
for my sins."
Hope you're not Catholic?
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| Subject: |
Arbitrary fan mail |
| From: |
"Matt Wolkoff"
<vandal556@yahoo.co*> |
| Date: |
Fri, September 14,
2007 11:01 pm |
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To the creator of TrueChristian.com,
Keep up the good work. People need to see how rediculous blind devotion to some
invented deity is, before the wrong guys get nukes and impose their apocalypse on
us rational individuals. Don't let those failed abortions that keep suing you get
you down.
-Guy
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Hahahaha!
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| Subject: |
Pagans |
| From: |
"Lee Brockmann"
<blackflame50@bellsouth.net> |
| Date: |
Fri, September 14,
2007 11:54 pm |
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Dude,
I took a gander at your take on Pagans on your website. All I can say after reading
it is that you have absolutely NO idea what you're talking about! First off, Pagans
don't just worship the Lady we honor the Lord AND Lady. The forces (male and female)
must be balanced. Paganism is mostly about maintaining balance after all. Aside from
that 'Satan' has nothing to do with our religion. The concept of 'Satan' is a mostly
Christian invention and has absolutely NO existence in our belief system. Fact is,
just about 100% of your so-called 'Christian' holidays have been hijacked from Pagan
Holy Days...this includes the so-called 'birthday' of your prophet Jesus.
I find it saddening that you have taken a philosophy based upon Love and acceptance
and twisted it into one of hatred and intolerance. Of course, I suppose that is to
be expected given how the early Church distorted the True teachings of Jesus. His
real philosophy was actually much closer to that of a Pagan. I can only hope that
someday you will overcome the darkness in your Spirit and find your way back towards
the Light.
Blessed Be,
Blackflame
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Ever hear of the hermaphrodite goddess,
Sophia?
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| Subject: |
Hi =) |
| From: |
"LaMargaret McMiller"
<lamargaret.mcmiller@saintleo.ed*> |
| Date: |
Sat, September 15,
2007 2:34 pm |
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Hi,
I am friends with Reginald Finley, affectionately known as 'Morpheus' to me,
lol and I saw you on the top of his Myspace page. I just wanted to show you
some TRUE love and support. Keep your head up, I know it's difficult. As an
18 year old who shares your belief it's hard for people to really understand
because they fear what they are uncertain of. Write me back anytime.
Sincerely,
LaMargaret
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HEATHEN! YOU SHALL BURN IN HELL!
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| Subject: |
question |
| From: |
"sabine" <zmart4ever@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Sun, September 16,
2007 3:18 am |
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Hi
PLEASE tell me your website is a Joke.
s.
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| Subject: |
note |
| From: |
"Bruce Allen"
<a1edbn5@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, September 17,
2007 7:32 am |
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hey Jim and Ari, Wow I guess you guys are having fun. I would be right there with
you 29 years ago. I guess from the little bit I saw you have alot of bitterness
towards Christians. As one, I am sorry for that.
We can easily point out how others are missing it in this life. It is easy to get
hurt by others and hold that pain. I can tell by what I saw you know about Jesus,
but never understood what He is truly about. If you and Ari want to waist your life
poking fun at us, well that's your right. But Jim, don,t forget that the meek man
Jesus is no longer meek, that was for us. All of us (me included) will stand before
Him one day, no one will escape it. Will you be ready to give an account for what
you did? Will Anyone? You know that is why us Christians need Christ, but you know
this, you just do not understand it. (yet)
oh what keeps Ari alive?????? I fear for his safety. It maybe "fun" to him but most
people don't take a "joke" so well. Ari, just remember, we all have a past that we
did not choose. Most of the time what you do is only a reflection of the pain you
carry inside. Jesus was a jew. And Jesus loves the Jew so much. and the bean people
and the waps (me) and all those other people out their.
I can see you have no fear of man, please for yourself, find out what it means to
fear God. Which remains me, what a Great God we have, His mercy is on you now, the
question everyone must answer is, when we die, will it remain?
God Bless,
Bruce
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Are you aware that Ari Shaffir doesn't
do this website, and that he is Jewish?
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| Subject: |
Just my thoughts and
questions... |
| From: |
"Daniel Womble" <danwom@gmail.com> |
| Date: |
Tue, September 18,
2007 5:26 am |
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Hey man...
Just happened to hit your site due to a search for maddox (one of your
posted emails refers to the site), and upon veiwing your site, i am most
intrigued by it. I agree that almost every major religious sect that
follows the teachings of the bible definatley picks and chooses what they
beleive. I found that most discomforting, and instead going your
route (striving to truly teach and beleive the writings of the bible), i
just decided that it was all too farfetched and a little too mythical to
continue beleiving. I have much more to say, but given that i am an
atheist, i figured i'd copy/paste your veiws of atheistic myths and reply to
them:
*1.)* Myth: Atheists have no belief in the Christian God or any of the false
god of the other religions. It has nothing to do with hate.
Reality: Everyone including atheists know the Christian god, God is real. We
know he is real since we call him God with a capital "G" -- that proves it
right there. The more than 2,500 accounted for "gods" are all made up to
attempt to draw Christians away from the one True god, God. All these
non-Christians hate Christians, as well as God.
I can actually say I have never hated god. Kinda hard to hate something
that i dont beleive in. As far as using a capital 'G' when saying god, i
have never done that...even when i went to church and did that whole sunday
school thing. I know that beleivers of certain faiths beleive in there god
and write god with a capital 'G'...and thats fine. I disagree with you and
think your wrong, but by no means do i hate you for thinking such things.
*2.)* Myth: Atheists are very socially conscious and strive for humans to
live in peace.
Reality: Atheists are all anarchist who hate everything and everyone. All
atheists are out to forcibly remove God from the world and take Him out of
the History of His Earth.
I strive for humans to live in peace. I doubt it will ever happen due to
how many people out there are so full of hate and dis-trust...but i still
wish for it to happen. I find the stupidity of the general public
dis-tasteful and i could say that i hate that about the general public, but
i definatley dont hate everything and everyone. I also beleive that any
idea that has effected the world (especially as much as the idea of any
organized religion) should definatley be documented in that worlds history.
History is how people can determine how it is that they came to be, and
religious beleifs i think would be important to many people. However,
curently, since i dont beleive in your god, then i would go as far to say
that i do wish to remove this pointless beleif that is set so hard in so
many peoples minds since i do beleive that it can only be harmful and is, in
fact, wrong.
*3.)* Myth: On average atheists have higher IQs.
Reality: They are demons, meaning they are slaves to Satan. Since of this
they don't think so thus have an IQ of 0.
I wouldnt know how people could even say a myth such as that, and your
counter-point seems quite hysterical. The myth itself sounds like it was
written by some up-and-comin atheistic philosopher whos thought process must
have gone along the lines of "Hmmmm...Scientist are smart!...and they
disagree with the bible!...soooooooooooo, people who dont beleive in the
bible must be smart!!! YAY!" ...(refer to my point about hating the
stupidity of the general public). Anyways, to your counterpoint...took an
IQ test a while ago...I'm aparently around 110. Not sure how that effects
your point, aside from disproving it...the only other comment that i would
have to say in response to the insanity of your above quote would be, 'your
wrong'.
*3.)* Myth: Atheists can live high moral lives. They can raise wonderful
children, help the needy, provide food and shelter for the poor. They love
to help humans since they don't believe in a god, so they instead turn to
humanity for love and compassion.
Reality: Atheists live highly sinful lives and fill our state prisons. It's
no wonder that 100% of our prisons our full of atheists. Any atheist who
claims to be good is trying to act good to draw people to their religion.
They will try to enter organizations to help the needy but rightfully will
be turned down since everyone knows atheists are hateful and filthy bigots.
When atheists start organizations for the needy us True Christians come
along and dismember, and destroy their idolaterous buildings. These atheists
enforce the Religion of Evolutionism onto these needy people before they
give them food, demanding that they confess their alliegance to Satan. What
kind of sick moran leaves a needy person in a cold like that with no solid
help?
I agree that i would be living a 'sinful' life, though can't you say the
same about anyone who doesnt abide by your guidelines refering to following
the writings of the bible? As for your comment about atheists filling up
prisons, there is no way that the percentage you gave is correct, so saying
that is just ludicrous. Now, several people who are athestic and in a
prison most likely claim to be athiestic because they blame god for putting
them in prison...a) proving that they arnt actually atheists by accepting
the existance OF a god, and b) proving that they are simply wrong, which i
suppose you and i both know (refer once again to how i hate the stupidity of
the general public). Now, for the rest of what your saying, i really dont
know why your saying it...maybe some emotional experience where some asshole
of an atheist actually did that crap. I never force my beleifs (atheism is
a beleif in the lack of any religion..not a 'religion' itself) upon anyone,
especially not through means of blackmail...unless the person in question
trys to force their beleifs on me....then i will simply explain to them my
beleifs and say something to the tune of 'i think your wrong'.
*4.)* Myth: Atheists are people to.
Reality: THEY ARE EVIL DEMONS! WRATHFUL AND HATEFUL NIGGER LOVERS!
Wow...
*5.)* Myth: Atheists believe in Logic and Reason. Reality: Firstly, I don't
like how atheists use those words. They capitalize Logic and Reason since
that's the lies they worship. We use God and Truth since they are things we
posses and we prove this by using capital letters. Atheists who do the same
thing are mocking Christianity.
Interesting myth that i beleive in...though, saying that, i will also add
that not all atheists are logical or posses reason. Interesting that you
define 'logic' and 'reason' as 'lies'...as in, if someone did not posses any
logic or reason (ex: most assholes), then they'd be truthful in your eyes?
Now, what you use is god and truth...god, being the words that make up the
bible, and truth, being the trust you have put into those words...those
2,000 year old words....that have been written over and over, by many
different people, and there is very little proof to proove a claim such
as 'a drunk adolecent boy made that story up'. I often wonder how books by
significant authors will be veiwed 2,000 years from now...and how
differently they would be written and veiwed at that time. I also like how
your defending your point due to the use of capital letter thing...sounds a
little like a whiney kid: "THOSE CAPITAL LETTERS WERE CHRISTIAN LETTERS
FIRST...ATHEISTS CAN NEVER TYPE IN CAPS!!"
Wow...thats alot of writing. Anyways, if you put the time into reading all
of my 'hethen' words, i appreciate it, and i'd like to hear your responses
to my responses...but at the same time i figure you wont put much critical
thought into them and just say small, funny lil things to demene me or
'proove' me wrong...so in closing (since i unfortunatley havnt had much time
to veiw the rest of your site), i'd like to say that i really do appreciate
what your doing. Your taking a stand for what you beleive, and you actually
hold to it, instead of beleiving in it half-ass like every other structure
of organized religion. Keep on rockin, man...you just may convert me yet
(though highly unlikely).
Oh yeah...heard you werent posting much anymore and you were considering
writing a book...but didnt know what to write about. My vote: write about
your opinions...the same opinions that youve stated on your website, but in
a much more organized, and possibly in a less demening way...to make it
actually attractive to the readers. I mean, you are basically tellin all
beleivers that theyve been worshiping wrong for the past few hundred
years...and they need to follow your strict guidelines...and i realize thats
pretty damn hard to put a positive spin on...but i'd try. I mean...your
gonna write a book on somethin...why NOT that?
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| Subject: |
Eastern Arkansas |
| From: |
"LeAnn Ross" <leann_r@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Tue, September 18,
2007 11:05 pm |
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Hello,
I am seeking a church to attend. I have always been Methodist and Presbyterian but
we now have others in our church. At this time I am very uncomfortable in my own
church.
The region in which I live is St. Francis Co. Are their any churches anywhere close
to me I can attend without feeling strange? I am a 45 year old white woman only
wanting to worship God. We have had 10 break ins in our local churches lately. You
have nothing to fear from this e-mail no one knows I have sent this.
Your Friend,
LHR
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I wouldn't go to churches in that
area....they usually are gay bars.
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| Subject: |
The Truth of
Christianity |
| From: |
"Kenny Andersson" <kenny.an@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Wed, September 19,
2007 1:38 am |
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Hello mr Nicholls.
I will on before hand apologize for my language, you see, I'm Swedish, and hence not
native with the English Language.
I only had a quite simple question. How can we know that the Christian bible is
true? The Hindu, Jewish, and even Greek and Egyptian are older. And there are also
many newer, as Islam is newer.
My point is that there are many religions out there. How can we know that
Christianity is the true way to God? That would after all be quite simple, as it is
one of the most widespread religions in the world. The path to heaven is not
supposed to be easy right? And would it not be logical that it would take great time
and care to find the True religion?
/Kenny
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This website is the only True Christian
resource in the world since if you put "True Christian" into the FireFox URL
field, this website comes up.
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| Subject: |
A True Convert |
| From: |
"Eric Lehtinen"
<tekbug1@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Thu, September 20,
2007 11:36 am |
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I am now a true convert, your site is the bomb!
You've obviously put alot of work into this, highly comendable, much thanks and
appreciation.
I'm going to use your site for study groups, I'm sure with the power of God & the
Bible we will soon convert the world.
You should offer an off-line version on CD in case your site ever goes off the air,
I would hate to be without your resources and wealth of research.
- A new true christian from the North.
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| Subject: |
I have some
questions... |
| From: |
"08netzls" <08netzls@mmci.retsd.mb.ca> |
| Date: |
Thu, September 20,
2007 7:14 pm |
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I've read over your site a bit. Had to use a proxy to get to it, as yours was
blocked for spreading hate.
Spreading hate. Is that what Christians are supposed to do?
Satan spreads hate.
Another issue. In your own words: 'I think that shows how firmly established I am as
the True Christian source for the world'
Is not Pride one of the greatest sins? Did it not cause Lucifer to be cast down from
heaven?
I've read some of your topics, and I must say, they are far from Christian. Jesus
calls us to love each other, not to 'judge lest you be judged'. All you seem to be
intent on is postering yourself as a 'Christian' guru while spreading hateful
content. As a Christ Follower, I personally think you should read more into the
bible itself, really think on your current actions.
As a fellow Christian, I care about you. I don't want you to cause any more brothers
to stumble.
If you have anything to say in return, I would love to talk.
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"Is not Pride one of the greatest
sins? Did it not cause Lucifer to be cast down from
heaven?"
Fact's aren't pride.
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| Subject: |
Brilliant! |
| From: |
"JOHN MOBLEY" <jemobley@gmail.com> |
| Date: |
Thu, September 20,
2007 9:14 pm |
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Thank you!
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| Subject: |
Reason |
| From: |
"Jon" <thermallychallenged@gmail.com> |
| Date: |
Sat, September 22,
2007 6:10 pm |
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You should try applying a little reason and common sense to...
Wait. You call yourself a true christian and then make a site like this?
You should be terribly ashamed of yourself! Of all the purposefully idiotic
things I'm forced to face every day, this is by far one of the most absurd.
Do some real research before you go off making a bunch of claims like this.
It sickens me to think that people like you are putting yourselves forward
as representatives of God.
If every "true christian" was like you I'd say that religion as a whole is
well and truly screwed.
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Liberal Lies!
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| Subject: |
Curiosity and
Understanding |
| From: |
sandi@bobandsandi.com |
| Date: |
Sat, September 22,
2007 6:13 pm |
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First, I would like to say that I completely support your right to believe however
you do. I respect you as a fellow human being, and as an American.
That being said, I'm not sure I understand your purpose. I was raised Christian,
and now I am a devout Buddhist. I grew up with the Bible. I firmly believe that
religion is a wonderful thing. And I believe that the main purpose of religion is
to help us all be the very best person that we can. Would you agree with that?
I ask because the email address you are using is a bit harsh, and not very loving or
welcoming. Also, your "warnings" aren't given with a compassionate nature.
Instead, they are more comfrontational than kind.
I love that you want to lead people to God. I love hat you want to help others find
purpose and love in their lives, through Christ. I think that's an amazing and
wonderful thing for you to do.
However, wanting to create laws based on the Christian religion is disrespectful to
all the other wonderful religions that are ongoing in our country. America was
assembled on the basis of religious freedom. I don't see tollerance for other
religions in what you are doing. Not only that, but I know that Jesus wanted us to
understand that is message was love. And I don't see that coming through loudly in
your website or belief.
I'm not trying to change how you feel, what you think, or your religion. I truly
love all people and I deeply respect your right to believe what you do, and not only
that, to actively encourage others to find the peace that you have with God.
But to an outsider, looking in, you may not be getting your message of love,
compasssion and faith across.
I understand what it can be like to be persecuted for your beliefs. My spiritual
leader lives in exile because China fears him and they are actively seeking to
destroy my religion in Tibet. So I can understand that you may have come under
fire for your vocal approach to your beliefs. And I don't want that for you. But
in an attempt to protect yourself, I think you may have done yourself a great
disservice.
I hope that you are able to show more respect and tollerance for other people. And
I hope that you are able to believe as you want in peace. Please remember, that's
what many of us want too. Many of us who are different religions than you, or the
same. We just want to believe the way we do without someone telling us how to live,
think or feel.
Perhaps the problems you have faced from others will help you see what you may be
doing in trying to create American laws out of Christian beliefs.
It's just my two cents. But I was born here. I was raised here. And I'm a good
person. And not believing the way you do, doesn't make me a bad person. I would
hope you wouldn't want others to be forced to follow your beliefs because of laws
based on the Bible.
Respectfully,
Sandi Fobian
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"I was raised Christian,
and now I am a devout Buddhist."
You became Chinese? What kind of Chinese
are you?
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| Subject: |
Thank You! |
| From: |
"ItchyRichy" <itchyrichy@gmail.com> |
| Date: |
Sat, September 22,
2007 6:28 pm |
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Thank you for showing me the light! I will never sin like i have before
again! I have become a Christian thanks to you guys!!
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Good. No where's the fucking donations?
Are you a Republican now?
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| Subject: |
What do you do here?
(A Question) |
| From: |
plm2k@mtsu.edu |
| Date: |
Sat, September 22,
2007 7:35 pm |
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In the section "What do you do here" you stated that your church members follow
the bible as a literal fact. Much like the New England colony of the puritans in
early
european America. I am sure you read the John Winthrop sermon "City Upon a Hill"
and I was wondering do you see yourselves as a Church Upon a Hill that everyone
can look at for moral example? Secondly, do you and your congregation enforce
the bible's laws outside the church's walls, and into the community surrounding it?
Such as if a member sins do you punish them by no longer allowing them into your
church?
This is in no means a hate messager or trying to appear to get dirt on you. I am
just inquiring because i have been thinking of writing a paper on Puritans for
shcool and if your church is really as much alike them as it appears. Then this
could conclude my paper with a fact that the ideals of the Puritans is surviving in
America. Also would show how they migrated from the New England area to
current south eastern America.
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We couldn't do all the laws outside of
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| Subject: |
Haha Read more of the
site |
| From: |
plm2k@mtsu.edu |
| Date: |
Sat, September 22,
2007 7:59 pm |
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At first i only read the very beginning, but when I started to read further I saw the
humor in it all. The cartoons are really great and keep up this site, just for the
fact
that its so clever.
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Thanks!
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| Subject: |
new fan |
| From: |
"z f" <kotemon21@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Sun, September 23,
2007 1:27 am |
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hello to child of the lord,
i shall remain nameless for the sake and fact that you probably dont give a damn who
i am. i just happend upon your site and like you had to "voice my opinion". First
of all..... WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF?! For that matter how the fuck do you
get off with all of your contraversy. i have only read some or your stuff and just
could not stop laughing. You are without a doubt the most pathetic man i have ever
heard of. why would you take so much of your time to talk about shit nobody gives a
damn about. like the furries for instance..... why are you soooo interested in them
or bad mouthing them. is it because you secrately want to be one. yea you know i
can totally see you getting it in the ass by a goat or somthing. or maybe a buffallo
and speaking of buffalo's why the hell is the angry nitendo nerd on your site. he
is closer to god than you could ever be and at least he is right about what he talks
about. and one more thing your kids page is fucking wrong.
telling kids that looking at shit is a terrible sin that causes you to burn in hell
is really messed up. god shits too and you know what he is fasinated by it thats
why he has us do it. to amuse ourselves. god thought of us by shitting and
writeing out makeup on his bathroom wall. and thus the human race was born.
go fuck yourself.
ps: if god didnt want you to do it with dogs, why are they so fucking hot.
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Dear Asshole with no sense of humor,
Fuck off.
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| Subject: |
translation inquiry |
| From: |
"Alex Blakeley" <ajblakeley@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Sun, September 23,
2007 4:15 am |
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Hello,
My name's Alexander and I'm a student of Theology in Australia, and I'm just
wondering where you learnt to read 1st Century A.D. Greek in the U.S. since it isn't
well offered here.
Regards,
Alexander
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My gardener, Luis.
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