Isn\'t it strange that out of all of the e-mails you recieve calling you offesnive,
non of them complain that you\'re making a mockery out the christian faith?

hi im clayton and i just wanted to say i think its great what you guys are doin. but
its poeple like this that are going to ruin this world! #12 on your email list
quoate

(christianity where is your proof of that? some
anomynous quote actually READ the korran before
you make assumptions., saying all muslims are
terrorists is the same as saying all white
christians are members of the KKK. Arabic
nations were thousends of years more advanced
then your \\\'great\\\' america. Islamists are 99%
peace loving citizens.)

this guy has to be a fuckin idiot how can islamists be peace loving citizens when
they are seeking the destruction of isreal, blowing shit up including them shelves.
and i love when arabic countries bring up the korran and say its about peace, then
they turn around an end up going to war. 

but i just wanted to say im a christian and i agree with everything your, keep up
the good work 

I can honestly say that, your site is the single most funny thing, on the web today.
 Though I was curious as to see alot of people in  your \'hatemail\' declairing you
a racist, is this true or not true?  I assume that you are not Hitler, as you have
been declaired.  I would just like to hear your side of this argument.  If you are,
indeed, racist, would you mind terribly explaining why?

P.S. the picture in the Kid\'z Page where Jesus is being stabbed by the jew,,,,I
don\'t think I have EVER laughed so hard, in my entire life.

Kindest Personal Regards,

Fr. John

My GOD I just went through your entire site and I have three words for you:

This Site RULES!

The videos section was HILARIOUSLY awesome.

What a fantastic site!  My favorite part has to be the kids page, but a close second
is the letters page with the emails from all the angry dimwits out there who just
don\'t get it.  Your proof that Pi is 3 is pure genius.  Also, I was laughing quite
loudly by the time I got to the \"is laughing now\" part of the list of ways to tell
if someone is an atheist.  Do you know where I could find one of those shirts that
says \"I am an ATHEIST\"?  

You\'ve probably visited this site, but in case you haven\'t, you should check out:
http://objectiveministries.org/

It\'s a lot like your site, but the ads and links make it even harder to tell that
they\'re joking.

Keep spreading the good word!

-Tyler \"always grouchy and smells like poop\" Lemmon

I loved your website! I love that when you preach, you stay 100% true to the Bible.
I see so many young people today, who let themselves fall victim to the liberals,
that they completely ignore the Bible\'s real meaning.
 
I\'m in the Arkansas Ladies Against Catholicism League, here at the Christian
Science Church in North Little Rock, AR.

I noticed your church was located not far from here, in Blytheville. I was
wondering, if your ministry would be interested in being a part of our 3rd annual
ALACL Conference? 

Each year, we travel to different places around the state of Arkansas, promoting to
people that only Jesus, and not Mary or the vatican can save you. We have been to
Blytheville before, and would be more than happy to visit again.

Please, let me know by e-mail, or call the church telephone at 501-791-0664.

-Opal Reinhart

Pastor Nicholl,

I find myself once again, drawn to the genius of your site.  Not only is it
refreshing, witty, very well thought out, regularly maintained and bold, but it\'s
all so very very true.  This is what cracks me up the most with people today, they
fail to do the slightest bit of reading or research for themselves so they rely on
*their clergy*[1] to shove \'facts\' (and by \'facts\' I mean their interpretation
of scriptures) and then they regurgitate it as if it was law.

I noticed that you seem to prefer the earliest possible version of the bible due to
omissions and changes, with that, have you read much on the topic of Lilith, who was
said to have been the first woman?

As you very well are aware, the xtian bible has been translated, re translated, cut
up and pasted back together for a variety of different reasons, ergo, there are a
lot of stories and entire books that are completely omitted from the modern day
book.  Lilith last appeared, if memory serves, around 6Th century but was cut out,
however there is a slight reference in the current version of the book, as well as
in Judaism scriptures.

This could be the beginnings of an ongoing discussion between  you and I if you have
the time and inclination.  

Have you had the time or, again, the inclination to tell your followers a bit about
yourself? I should like to know more, even if you do not feel comfortable telling on
the web, where so many people are obviously hostile towards you, I completely
understand, but I believe we are both in the same home state, which is why I find
your site all the more appealing, what with being in the buckle of the bible belt
and all.

Have you thought about branching out into other religions or ideas for other
religion based sites? For example, \"Religions are merely stolen, borrowed, merged
and acquired from other civilizations.\"

Kindest Personal Regards,



Fr. John


[1] Most of these \'facts\' are obtained from men and women of the cloth to their
congregation, the same men and women of the cloth who usually have no formal
knowledge of theology at all, usually their religious \'leader\' is someone who lost
their job at Tyson and are taking advantage of the ignorant, stupid and moronic.

As a person who works with children with disabilities, I do not appreciate \"The
earth is flat, retard\" comment on this website.  I do not believe that scientists
are all liars.  I do believe that the earth is round.  The reason you don\'t roll
around in your chair is because of gravity.  None of your Bible versus say that the
earth is flat.  It just says that God made the earth (which he did) and that it is
fixed (which it is: it\'s not flying about in space to other galaxies).  If I were
an atheist, I would think from your website that Christians are hateful, mean
people.  You might want to rethink what you are telling the world.  You might not
know everything.

It is difficult to believe you are serious. But if you are you should realize that
when you look at a Bible it helps to know which Greek text it is based on. 

Textus Receptus, Luther, Tyndale, Stephanus, and King James version are all from the
same family based on the Byzantine text.

They are not as reliable as Lachmann, Tischendorf, Westcott & Hort that take into
account also the Alexandrian , Western, and Caesarean texts.

More currently I believe editions by Nestle-Aland (1963) and Aland, Black, Metzger,
Wikgren (1966) also take into account the other texts. 


Read: http://www.cob-net.org/compare.htm#texttype

\"Jesus WASN\'T Italian or French or British or Thai or a Metrosexual, NO He was
American. THAT\'S WHY AMERICA IS UNDER GOD!!!\"
(Located in Fighting Satan, Atheists section.)

Jesus on Earth never set a foot in America, unless you want to argue that Jesus is
everywhere and everything because he is God, or if you allude Jesus to the church of
Christ,  whereupon you contradict yourself by saying that he was not
French/British/Thai.  All of those places have been touched by the Christian
religion in one way or another.

I\'m glad to see the \"true\" Christian point of view on the internet, as the
majority is almost always too left-wing,  but a little sanity goes a long way, even
for the dogmatic sort with unshakeable beliefs.  I commend you for your utter
dedication- it is healthy to believe in something as strongly as you do.

\"And be kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another.\" - Ephesians 4:32

\"Behold I am with thee, and will keep thee in all places whither thou goest.\" -
Genesis 28:15

Dear beloveth in christ,
     I know that this is not your concern but your help will be of a great value to
me.I am a 22years old boy and i sinned against God and now i am suffering for
disobeying God.I fornicated and contracted staphylococus for 6years now and i
have tried all i could but no good result until i meet a doctor who told me to
try herbal medicine but the money to carryout the treatment is now a problem
this is why i am writing to ask for your assistance in anyway you think you can
and also help me to pray to GOD to have mercy on me and i vowed never to sin
against him again and i also pray that G od continues prospering ,protecting
and crowning your head with successs in Jesus name Amen from odiase ohenhen@
no23 omokero street, off siluko road ,benin city, edo state, nigeria
[234].please sir reach me with this address if you wish to help and i will be
very glad if you do .thanks and God bless and i look forward for you replay

im going to hell cuz I LOVE SATEN............ and I ate lobster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Many thanks for providing hilarious religious satire. Unabashed, unapologetic, and
irreverent in approach, your website is one of my all-time-favorites. It is obvious
you are more knowledgeable about the Bible than most authentic Christians are.
Kudos, sir (or ma\'am)

I find it both amusing and frightening that so many people believe that the
point-of-views expressed on this website are genuine!

P.S. The Kidz page is particularly amusing. Please keep up the excellent work!

Your fan, 
     Jeremy, 15-years-of-age.

alot of what i have read has alot of truth in it..   but most of what you are
preaching is not what jesus would like to hear.  I feel you believe what you have
wrote here is what god would want you to do.  Our god is a just god..  He is also a
jelious god. But he is also the most sympathetic and empathetic being.  He did not
give you the right to judge. Hope... Faith.. And love..  Is all a man would ever
need.    I have not read the whole bible..  I have learned from many christians.. 
such as lutherns.. epicostles.. orthodox(russian and greek) protastants..(please
excuse my spelling)..  If you truly have faith in our lord jesus christ.. He will
show you the correct path.   Our society has ruined the church. All we have left is
faith.  no offence is intended within this writting.  
Thank you for your time

I\'m just wondering if you\'re serious about the dinosaurs... You know, about the
dinosaurs not being real? 
You stated numerous times that if one believed science one should be dubbed an
\"idiot\". It\'s funny to me that you can call said believers of science idiots,
dumb-dumb heads, etc. when your lack of proper grammar and diction makes it apparent
that you are not as smart as your ego might lead some to believe. 
I\'m not attacking or trying to provoke you. (I pitty your thought process too much
to do so.) However, I\'d like to note that towards the end of your rant about
dinosaurs you said something to the affect that underwater dinosaurs died because
\"they were bored or something,\" then you proceeded to claim that SCIENCE was
\"full of holes\". But, you only mentioned this after you pronounced that the Bible
\"probably\" said something about the extinction of the underwater dinosaurs. 
Oh, sweet, sweet contradiction. 

-Evan

Yeahh sorry about my first e-mail. I sent it a while ago, and decided to check back
on the site for fun. Before, I had only seen the \'earth is flat\' page. After
reading the rest of the site (p.s., Kidz section = pure gold) I realize what this
is. Anyways, just felt like saying good job. 

Excuse me but I am wiccan and in some of your comments back to peoples e-mails are
entirely wrong. First of all, Wicca is not a religion that worships satan. In fact,
it is the exact opposite. I should not be sending you this because its against my
religion to converse with anyone who is satanic, which obviously includes you. You
are wrong. Everything on this site is false and utterly disturbing. There is nothing
wrong with Gay/Lesbian groups. They chose to follow something different and I think
you write the hurtful things you do because you are afraid of change. I can
understand that. But to publicly offend people of different genders, races, and
sexual orientation is wrong and I think you know that. Women are NOT here to serve
men. Studies prove that women are actually smarter than men. We are equal to you
face it. You just dont want us to overpower you. Well face the music, sir, this is a
new day and age and you need to stop. This site is a cult and continues to draw
people in to something destructive
with lies. If you took the time to open your eyes and see Wicca for its beauty you
would understand. Wiccans use nature and the spirits of wind, earth, fire and water
to help heal and protect. We do not destroy and lie as does this website. I wear my
pentacle (not pentagram, pentagram is the sign of the devil which is against the
Wiccan religion) proudly and I will continue to spread the idea of Wicca. I think i
have made my point. By the way, Im a 14 year old girl and you are just the average
sex seeking man whore who read some christian poster while he was drunk and beating
his wife and decided to create this horrible site just so he can be a rascist pig.
                                 <3 butterfly
     P.S I apologize to everyone except the creator/s of this site for the language
at the end of this message. I think most of you will agree.

your cartoons are sickening. Paganism is very close to wicca. it is a
mis-interpretation that Paganism means \"one who worships the devil\". You have been
severely mis-informed. Please stop spreading the idea that my religion is something
its not. im not saying you have to become Wiccan im just saying you need to accept
it or just leave it alone. Its called religious tolerance. Anyone who passed middle
school would know that. It is also something you need to learn. You really have to
do research to support your idea\'s. And the bible does not count. Who ever wrote
the bible had been told something false and wrote it down causing this message to
prove that your site is wrong. How do know know this? SCIENCE. Science has proved
that all that we know today originated from a tiny cell that was made when earth
formed. It started in a blob of goo. Then it spread into water and eventually
evolved into humans. And I can say that because along with the goo, the creation of
earth created a spirit world creating the
Wiccan god and Goddess as well. And over time people learned of the God and
Goddess\'s existance creating Wicca/Paganism. I can prove that with what i see and
hear and feel. So you sir, had better start coming up with some real evidence that
proves your dusty old book.
                        <3 butterfly

I happened accross your hysterical website while looking for new Atheist
information. I would like to inform you that you became psychologically addicted to
an idea, probably in your youth, as were the rest of us. 

Years of self-actualization and mental programming from media, movies and other
areas of our society reaffirmed the desire to believe in such utter nonsense as gods
and religion. 

I too was just like you once but I fortunately became unplugged from the religious
matrix just as Neo did in the movie The Matrix. Your anger is fueled by the fact
that since religiously addicted individuals and organizations can never prove their
claims, they become angry and vent that anger on those who would oppose your
infintile beliefs and forced methods of behavior.

Please, keep your web site intact because a change is coming to the world. There are
those of us who are going to save it from the death grip of religion. I need those
who I educate to see for themselves the foolishness and anger of psychological
addictions. Don\'t be afraid, be educated. Realize what true mental freedom and
peace can be by accepting reality and leaving the fantasies behind.

F. Roper

P.S. If my words of help fail you, try counseling and medication:)

YOU ARE WRONG COMPLETELY AND ENTIRELY WRONG WE DO NOT WORSHIP SATAN BECAUSE IT IS A
CONTRADICTION TO OUR RELIGION. STOP IT. IM SUPPOSED TO ACCEPT ALL RELIGIONS BUT IM
BEGINNING TO THINK THAT THIS \"BIBLE\" AND \"CHRISTIANITY\" YOU SPEAK OF IS WORK AF
SATAN. YOU ARE A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PERSON. YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE BURNED AT
THE STAKE. WITH THE FORCES OF THE GODDESS I CONDEM YOUR SITE AS A CONTRADICTION TO
ALL THAT IS GOOD. YOU BURNED US AT STAKES BECAUSE YOU ENJOY DESTROYING NATURE. WHEN
YOU CAUSE THE EARTH TO BECOME BARREN AND DEAD WE WILL BE THERE TO REPLENISH IT. FOR
THE SAKE OF ALL OF NATURE AND ALL THAT IS GOOD, ON THE BEHALF OF ME, MY BELIEFS, AND
MY RELIGION AS A WHOLE I, AS THE ONE SPEAKER OF WHOM REPRESENTS THE PEOPLE OF MY
RELIGION, ASK YOU TO REMOVE AND DIS-CONTINUE ANY AND ALL STATEMENTS ABOUT WICCA AND
PAGANISM. I HOPE MY WORDS STAY FRESH IN YOUR MIND. 
                          </3 </3 butterfly

This is a riot. It seems you\'ve achieved exactly what you wanted to. Get a bunch of
people up in arms about shit that you probably don\'t give a rat\'s ass about, like
how they spell, and sit back laughing as they stress themselves out. I guess they do
deserve your abuse if they are stupid enough to allow it. Kudos!

i was wondering if  Jesus wants me to go to school. If i do go i will be exposed to
all sorts of minority filth. And is it true that aol is run by satan himself. Maybe
thats why it sucks


-Mike

PS: Satan is way not cool

Your website is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Its so ridiculous I cant tell
whether you are making fun of all the negative aspects of Christian faith or are
just plain fucking stupid. I particularly liked the Karl Rove (or exuse me Emperor
Rove) section. Oh my God that is halarious. As an aside, the more you claim to know
the farther from the truth you stray. I find it cute that you all think there are
such black and white rules to spirituality, in short dont try to quantify the
infinite. God is everywhere and in everything, dont repeat the mistake of
quantifying God as \'Him\' the bible was writen by men for men 2000+ years ago, wake
up and look around yourself and stop spreading hate over the web. Unless this site
is a joke, and in that case its pretty funny.

Im just wondering, this site is fake right? I don\'t know why you have created this
site, but from what you have said in some parts it seems that it is clearly fake.
\"See! Man came from dirt! That makes a LOT MORE SENSE than a monkey as we tell them
that they believe!\" and \"but that\'s a big word and I\'m a Christian. These big
words hurt my brain\" By saying such things it seems to me that this is fake, and
you are simply trying to offend alot of people I guess. In these two quotes you
offend yourself, so from that im just wondering if this is fake?

The bible is the most checked out book in prison. Must be the kid molesting priests.
What did god do before he created earth?No answer. I thought so think and evolve

Sorry about all the misspellings last e-mail, I didnt really even look at the words
i typed. Anyways, dude, you have got to do something about everything that has just
happened with the Pope\'s statement and the reaction to it.

hello im waiting for a resonse from you. i have put my heart in those e-mails and i
deserve an answer. and dont say \"God told me not to talk to you because your a
devil worshipper\". Wicca is not devil magic. It has NEVER been devil magic. The
only reason you believe that is because you follow the rules of some dirty old book
that some ancient man wrote. Come on. Who knows perhaps the author of the bible was
satan. Jesus is a figment of your imagination. you need to see a psychiatrist. God
did not create life. Noah\'s ark is just a fable that a drunk man wrote. Get A Clue.
you are wrong and we are right. Have a terrible day. 
                            </3 butterfly

HAHAHAHA !!! omfg this is the MOST retarded website I have ever had the displeasure
to come across!! I am a Catholic, who are actually the first Christians. First of
all, the bible is not meant to be literal you idiot... its all metaphorical and
parables. lmao.. mk well I\'m only 17 years old, but let me clear up a few of your
science and math dillemas. Evolution is a theory, which has been proven true
thousands of times. DNA IS important you fool... Google it, and try to acquire a
littlt bit of 21st century knowledge. Dinosaurs were once in existence, as is proven
my TONS of evidence, including physical bones; They do carbon dating to calculate
approxamately how old each specimen is. And omg.. the earth is a sphere asshole.
Other than the resounding evidence, including frikn pictures (which were not created
in photoshop) !! Is called PHYSICS! once again, do a little research.. I have no
time nor desire to explain to you... Pi is 3.140845... b/c it is a frikn ratio of
the Circumference of any circle divided
by the diameter of the circle. Its like phi, the golden ratio. Now, seriously man,
go to google... and just search the 21st century, b/c u seem to be lost somewhere in
the past. It\'s people like you who bring down our society and destroy the true
meaning of Christianity. So either stop being such a dumbass, or shoot yourself so
no one else has to listen to ur bs... and you can burn in hell, where u belong.

lol... sorry man, I only read the science part of this website, and i didn\'t
realize what it really was. Haha, i agree with you 100%- Christianity is FUCKN
stupid- but we do need these dumbasses, so we can take advantage of their beliefs. I
feel like a complete dumbass, who just fell victim to that dihydrogen monoxide
site....

 I cant take this  anymore,no matter where you go there is some fag thinking it\'s
ok for them to be there. I have broken hands and toes from punching and kicking
their face,cars whatever I can get to.The only reason people are accepting this  is
because someones dad or son is gay and that starts the chain. Somthing has to be
done and it has to happen fast. I am really scared to bring a child into this world
right now,if its like this now imagine 10 years from now... My father is a pastor
and goes about things at a level I couldnt imagine being on but I am ready to kick
some ass!! 

lol.. my 3rd e-mail... I\'m just wondering what u do actually believe in..
personally, I lean more towards the nihilistic philosophy (I know I said I was
catholic earlier, but I just put that in so that I wouldn\'t look so hypocritical).
This website really is genius, although i still feel like a complete dumbass for not
comprehending at first... I think I will google bomb this site so it is the first
one when you search \'Christianity\' at google...

Truly, truly idiotic. I must applaude your level of insanity. It\'s truly unseen.
Your viewpoint in dinosaurs is warped. You seem to have the body of a man, and the
brain of a child. I\'d seek help if I were you.

Gimp.

Hey Jim, Just so you know,

Religion is not just based on the book you redneck retard! Just because you\'ve read
the bible doesn\'t mean you\'re a \"True Christian\" take me for instance, I\'ve
read the Al-Jilwah book of satan, but that doesn\'t make me a satanist! ( I still
am, but that\'s because I CHOSE TO BECOME ONE! )religion is based mostly on faith
and respect for your god. I\'m not going to go on here about how your Religion is
basacally usurped from all the religions before it, because that would just be a
waste of our time. I know you are a busy \"Christian\" but don\'t worry, at the
dawning of the age of Aquarius, you will most likely suffer a death most cruel at
the hands of my master Enki. Oh and by the way, I personally hope you go to Heaven,
Because unlike your bibles Xian description, Heaven is a LOT like what hell is
\"supposed\" to be. And don\'t ask how I know because I\'ll tell you now. I HAVE
SEEN IT! WITH MY OWN 2 EYES! the angels you describe as heavenly beings are hideous
creatures that prey on the life force of
one\'s soul! And the \"GOD\" you believe in does not reside there. Only Jesus (Who
looks more like the devil than Enki does), his angels, and that bastard you know as
\"The Holy Ghost\" reside there. So I hope you have fun! And I do hope I Don\'t see
you in hell. BTW (THis has nothing to do with my real message) Your website either
has an error, or my flash player isn\'t working, but the little flashbox with the
psalms in it is stuck on 109:9 and says\"alm109:9 And let his childeren be fat\".
Idk what\'s wrong here, but that is really messed up. Oh and btw, no I did not use a
spell-checker, I just know how to spell =) considering I\'m only 14 and I spell
better than half of the rednecks who post here...

Cursing you as I type this,
(And It\'s not one of those sick curses involving bathing in watermelon scented
water and lying on a pentagram [The daemons HATE pentagrams])

Sage Kinneas

WHAT THE FUCK! How can you call us atheists idiotic morons who wallow in our own
vomit when your religion states that you can\'t think for yourself, and must only do
as god tells you! If god really existed (which he doesn\'t) Why the hell does he let
us go to war?! Why the hell does he force innocent people to die everyday from
America\'s stupidity! And yes, I just said America was STUPID! Look at idiots like
George W. who think that war is the only solution! Look at the pro war morons who
are killing more and more soldiers daily such as: CANADIAN, BRITISH, AMERICAN,
AUSTRAILIAN, and the list goes on... just for the sake of OIL!!! And as you stated,
\"Atheists aren\'t even American citizens\" well I may be Canadian, But I know for a
fact that the only states you listed there are, and I quote, the \"REDNECK\" states,
In which there is a small area of religious morons who won\'t accept the fact that
the bible didn\'t just fall from the sky, and was actually written by man about
1,000 years after jesus died. And
whats this Bullshit about \"God is real and it\'s true because there\'s a capital
\'G\'\" I mean what the fuck?! does that mean if i say \"Evolutionism Is True\" does
it mean it is because I capitalized the beginnings of each letter? NO! It\'s true
because SCIENCE, unlike RELIGION, is based on FACTS! not a metaphor that some guy
named Constantine turned into a religion so he could convert hundreds of millions of
people into slaves to follow him around like moths to the flame if you will. And
what about \"Catholicism\" what the fuck is your problem with them? they believe in
the same god and the father son holy spirit shit, the only difference is that they
aren\'t a bunch of retarded hillbilly rednecks like you, who wouldn\'t know a
Lawnchair from a carseat!and If you hate catholics, why the hell do you morons
follow the clergy and the pope? Oh, and I hate to break it to you, but Jesus was a
Jew. NOT an AMERICAN. He was born WELL BEFORE this land as we know it was called
America. And if YOU had an I.Q. above 2
you would know as much. And Atheists are people too. We just CHOOSE not to belive in
god OR satan OR Karma OR any higher power. We believe that WE are all created equal,
and that WE need to help eachother out otherwise \"God\'s Earth\" as you so fondly
called it is DYING from all the fucking pollution you ignorant rednecks cause every
day. And at this rate, the world WILL FLOOD AGAIN! unlike the idiotic statement in
the bible, and the earth IS BILLIONS OF YEARS OLD! Thhe only reason it says 6-10
thousand years in the bible is because the writerS (Yes writers cause god didn\'t
write it)
just guessed it was ten thousand years old when in reality, they had no clue. Also
as for Easter AND Christmas, JESUS WASN\'T REALLY BORN ON CHRISTMAS NOR DID HE DIE
ON EASTER! Constantine amalgamted those holidays into Christianity to make the
former Pagans happy to convert. Also, why do you think we call sunday, the day which
the Christian church mass is held, sunday? BECAUSE Constantine put that in there
too, so the sun god worshipping pagans wouldn\'t be pissed! By the way, just in the
sake of curiosity (Which apparently is a sin) how old are you, because this 16 year
old seems to know A HELL OF A LOT MORE ABOUT RELIGION THAN YOU DO!. And another
natch I\'m particularly pissed about. You said \"All Atheists Worship satan and
smell like poop\" on your Kidz page. WHAT THE FUCK IS RUNNING THROUGH YOUR MIND! ALL
ATHEISTS DO NOT WORSHIP SATAN AND I KOW SEVERAL MORE OF US THAT DO NOT SMELL LIKE
\"POOP\"! YOUR GOD IS FALSE, HIS SON WAS NEVER \"His\" SON, AND THE WHOLE CONTEXT OF
CHRISTIANITY WAS BUILT UP ON AN
AMALGAMATION OF PRETTY MUCH ALL THE RELIGIONS CONSTANTINE COULD FIND, SO THAT PEOPLE
WOULDN\'T BE PISSED AT THE MASS CONFORMITY! THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY!

ANGRILY YOURS

ANONYMOUS ATHEIST

Please help me, I can’t stop masturbar me.

You people are sick. you all are racists and elitists and are distorting the
Christian religion. Are you really a church cause you seem to have a fondness for a
certain political party and you should know if you endorse politicians you can lose
your tax-exempt status as a church.You seem to think that Democrats are evil even
though yeah Bill Clinton lied about sex at least he didnt lie about the reason why
he started a war that cost thousands of human lives and cost billions of dollars and
messed up our economy and passed an uncositiutoinal law (\"Patriot\" Act) What
happend to what is suppose to be the central message of this faith- love your
neighbor as yourself( that includes African-Americans, Jews, Asians, Mexicans even
if their here illegally, gays and anybody who dont agree with your propeganda-FYI Im
a Black man)
Also not all gays are child molestors or have AIDS- a lot of hetrosexual people got
it too-some who only had sex with their husband/wife- a few had got bad blood
transfusions-I personally used to know a man who got infected that way- he was  a
good churchgoing married hetrosexual righteous man( a former co-worker) he died of
AIDS last year and at his funeral there was an overflow of people at the church
celebrating his life.his wife was the church secretary and sung in the choir-with
him. Also gays do not choose their \"lifestyle\" God created them that way. It is
not an illness it is like what color eyes you got or if your allergic to certain
foods. what is unnatural is when gay people \"pretend to be straight\" because thats
not how God made them. most gay people are not perverts there nice people with good
taste in fashion.
(FYI I am very hetrosexual- I am married to a beutiful woman for 5 years now-we\'re
still young)
I almost puked when I seen your \"films\" I dont know if your making fun of Black
people and others or the guy is just an ignorant idiot( probly both and ahould be
classified as hate speech you KKK discraces to the human race) What really offends
me is you take God\'s name as justification for what you do. Take a look at what
Jesus himself did-He hung out with outcasts of society-sinners He also had a problem
with certain people in established religions who cared more about rules and
regulations than the people(the pharisees) and no science is not evil what about
medical science that saves lives(yeah I know abortion is wrong) you also said a real
offensive word pertaining to my people (it start with N and end in R ifyou wonder
which one) God condems hate. Im not God and only He can judge you,sir but He will do
that to all of us like He said in the Bible. you seem to forget the main point of
the Christian faith- That God loved the human race so much that He sent His Son
Jesus to die for us thats how much He
loves us and I mean all humanity who dont reject Him including me. I did get a kick
out of the section where you put odd laws in regarding sex-some of them I know are
unconstitutional-right to privacy between 2 consenting adults. God loves you too
despite how many times you keep sinning- I pray that he have mercy on you. He said
love you enemies too-dont forget that

A very funny site! We need a lot more comic relief of this kind where people don\'t
take themselves or life in general too seriously. I must say however, a lot of
people are kind of slow seeing they don\'t see the joke in all of this. Some people
just dont get the joke and believe everything they read to be true - like the word
of God. Honestly, it doesn\'t take a kindergarden scholar to see this site is humour
- not God\'s word. Ok, fair enough, some religous might take offense - but if they
had any sense they would just close the page and move onto the next religous site
where other God fearing preachers, pastors or divinely inspired individuals telkl it
how it is. Or how they think it is!

Thank you for a great laugh!!

sir,i was reading your \'\'Who Are We\'\' page and I would like to tell you that you
hsve the 1st amendment right to freedon of speech and freedom of religion freedon of
print. so dont let you take off some sruff cause people are offended. if that was
god he would die on the cross, like he did. 

my fathers website is www.jesus-is-savior.com
I agree with everything that is on your site. It is pretty hard to find christians
who actually take a stand against evil and morons like joel olsting or benny hyn
.keep up the great work
and remember you dont have to take anything out!

sincerly
Kind Regards
Darla

Dude, I just visited this fucking insane site that was much like yours, only it was
legit. I sent the guy a sarcastic e-mail linking him to this site saying it was  the
closet to it I had ever seen. He responded like an hour later and thanked me for
introducing him to other true loving christians that also followed the bible, then
blessed my soul. So fucking stupid he didnt even realise it when I was insulting
him. And yes I am positive that website is actually real.  .www.Jesus-is-Savior.com 

In your T.C. Shop on the image of Muhammed why is he holding a Danish flag?
PS- You spelled \"morans\" wrong on the atheist image. It\'s \"morons.\"

Moron is spelled M-O-R-O-N not M-O-R-A-N. 

You fucking moron.

Ahahahaha. ...This is a fucking joke, right? It seems as if everyone is taking you
seriously, and they shouldn\'t.

 You\'re some supposed \'pastor\' on the internet who made a lame site. What\'s to
get fussy over? If they don\'t like what you have to say, then there\'s a little X
at the top of the screen, and poof. Gone.

Then again, if this is completely serious, and you are some pastor being a shithead
to people, well that\'s just not cool.

But I\'m assuming it is a joke. Which I find hilarious. I\'m sure I\'ve made a
billion and one grammar/spelling errors, but i don\'t care. 

my point is

you = funny.

Except, you were a bit harsh on that fat girl.