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"asEZasSATAN" <keithamajig@gmail.com> |
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Sun, September 10, 2006 2:23 pm |
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"pps. your grammer sucks."
Grammar, dipshit.
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"No Name" <enevarez3@utep.ed*> |
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Sun, September 10, 2006 2:32 pm |
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Hey. You are offending a lot of people. Fortunately, I am not one of them. I think
you are forcing people to really think about God, and how hypocritical they really
are. I for one, think Christians are hypocrits. I am basing this on my own opinion
and experiences. You can\'t just go out and say the things you say. If the only
book you read is the bible, then you lack the very thing that the bible lacks. And
that\'s keeping up with the times. The bible is good as a basic moral foundation
that people should live by. But Science answers the questions that the bible has
failed to do. I have to ask if you have ever read. \"The Universe in a Nutshell, by
Stephan Hawking\". Even this world renowned Physicist allows for the possibility of
God. It doesn\'t give exacts, but it uses math, logic, and famous experiments to
answer the question \"Where did we come from\". Not only should you read it, you
should use it to answer the questions you might be lacking. It\'s written so
anybody with a basic college
education can follow it. Now I only offer this information to you because i don\'t
know if you are for real. You might just be someone who likes to get a rise out of
people, get them fired up, then exploit the hypocrisies that passion creates. You
get someone hot enough, and they\'ll explode regardless of what they believe. So,
please, for me, let me know if you are just some comedian using this site to engage
people in their deepest beliefs. Or are you truly a believer of this garbage. If
you are the later, Godspeed my friend. Regards.
Eric
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"I think you are forcing people to really think about
God, and how hypocritical they really
are."
Dead on.
"The bible is good as a basic moral foundation that
people should live by."
Far off.
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"Josh" <Jsullivan2989@yahoo.com> |
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Sun, September 10, 2006 2:40 pm |
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I really don\'t believe you. I think this website was made by a group of young boys
who have had way too much time on their hands. I truly doubt that a pastor would
call somebody a fat bitch. So I\'m just going to walk away.
Have a nice day.
Jackass.
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It's just me. What makes you think I'm a boy?
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"God" <god@church.com> |
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Sun, September 10, 2006 2:46 pm |
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The earth is not flat you turds, It\'s obviously round. If the sun was behind the
flat face of the earth, the entire surface would be dark.
PS- Go die in a fire, fgt.
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"Arane\'a" <arachnid_aps@hotmail.com> |
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Sun, September 10, 2006 3:37 pm |
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Believing something so silly that the Earth is flat does NOT make you a true
Christian! The Bible is a collection of STORIES. Parables. They weren\'t even
written by Jesus, they are just repeating all the stories they heard that related to
Jesus or that Jesus told. The Bible was not meant to be taken literally. It was
meant to teach us to be kind to people and to live a moral life. Jonah was NOT
really swallowed by a whale, the Earth probably did NOT endure a 40 day and night
flood. The Earth was probably not created in just 7 days. (How could you have judged
a day anyway? Day and Night were not created by God first!) Engulfing yourself only
in what the Bible says and believing nothing else will give you one hell of a wake
up call when you get to Heaven my friend! And by the way, just because you spout off
that you are a \"True\" Christian in the name of your website, will not necessarily
mean it\'s true. Learn a little humility my friends.
If you put a video on this of a spiritual experience you have, how could you expect
anyone to believe it? You don\'t even believe videos of the earth taken from space
that prove that the earth is round. Science proves to us that a sphere is the most
effecient shape something can take, that\'s why happy little soap bubbles are round.
You and your group of followers should either go see or watch the film \"Inherit the
Wind\" It might give you some insight as to how you actually should be going around
and living God\'s word.
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"Bob" <thetoolmansshed@hotmail.com> |
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Sun, September 10, 2006 4:06 pm |
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Quotes from random everyday ordinary people:
\"The funny thing is, is that no where in the bible does it say the Earth is flat.\"
\"*WARNING* Images from space may seem rounder then they appear\"
\"Atleast teh goverment spends time on their pictures of the earth\"
\"Yep, the sun obviously just disappears...... and everywhere is dark untill the
moon pasts the whole earth\"
\"Can I replace the word \"God\" with liar too? Does that negate everything as well?\"
\"I am a Christian too, but this guy is freakin insane. \"God blessed me with
inteligence\"
Sincerly,
Small Talk
**EDIT*: lol funny sight just found out u werent serius.
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"Jay Sherman" <i.dont.know.128@gmail.com> |
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Mon, September 11, 2006 7:36 am |
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Wow.... just wow...
you are a retard.
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I know what you are but what am I?
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"GOD ISNT REAL" <bob@gmail.com> |
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Mon, September 11, 2006 7:45 am |
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FUCK YOUR CANDY ASSHOLE WITH MY LONG HARD COCK...
GOD DOESNT EXIST BEACUSE I AM GOD...
HAVE A NICE DAY..
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Sounds tight.
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"bob" <billybob@hotmail.com> |
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Mon, September 11, 2006 8:15 am |
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Sail around the globe...key word around!!
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I don't want to fall off.
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"matt" <shizzlebeast@hotmail.com> |
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Mon, September 11, 2006 8:28 am |
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It's as real as God.
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"cody" <boarderfreak6922@aol.co*> |
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Mon, September 11, 2006 9:00 am |
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\"Just replace the word \"science\" with liar and you will see what I
mean.\"
man you just made my day this is the funniest shit i have ever read. How do you
think of this stuff. I would seriously buy one of those godzilla tshirts, and i know
a lot of people who would also. i cant believe people actually believe this is
real, you even have a hate email generator.
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Thanks.
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"Nelson Ackermann" <fnkynotajunky@yahoo.com> |
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Mon, September 11, 2006 4:25 pm |
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i have just spent a lot of time looking at your site here and i must say that you
really need to look at yourself. the world is full of hate and problems. some can be
proved by science, some things are just unknown and are opinonated but this dosnt
mean that that there is not a right and wrong, from what i have read i have found
that your entire site is based on the bible. you take the entire book seriously as
if every single word is true...how do you know that any of it is true, where is your
evidence, i do not want to offend you i am just curious as to why you believe this.
i am also wondering how you can preach love in one sentence and then say something
engeriging killing in the next, look at yourself, you say that jesus loves everyone
but you think a peaceful man would have love in you if you are telling the world to
go to war, or to kill. dont you think that jesus would engerage tolerence as aposed
to bigotry and hate towards other points of view. what do you think jesus would
think if he knew what you
were preaching on this website? what do you think jesus would do if he were in the
world today, because i know that he would not be provoking war or violence instead
it would be love and understanding. write me back, i am interested in hearing how
you feel and i think you should at least try to listen to me becuase i did that for
you by reading your website
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"you take the entire book seriously as if every single
word is true"
Most Christians claim this but don't really follow it up
since they are fools and liars.
"what do you think jesus would do if he were in the
world today"
He would mow my lawn or pick my strawberries.
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"Supermann" <scheisse@web.de> |
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Tue, September 12, 2006 2:32 am |
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Okay but I get to be on top.
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"James" <IrishRepub83@hotmail.com> |
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Tue, September 12, 2006 6:24 am |
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There is no wrong way to worship Jesus. Unfortunately you preach otherwise. If I am
going to hell for being Catholic I guarantee I will see Pastor Joe Nicholls there
with me. Christianity should be something to join mankind together not to drive them
apart.
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Joe Nicholls? Who is that?
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"Shifty" <atc391@gmail.com> |
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Tue, September 12, 2006 7:41 am |
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Do you really believe this stuff? Just asking a completely serious question, because
it seems to me that going as far as to say that the earth is flat and demons drew
the round maps is pretty scary. Hitler was an extremist to. Are you gonna start
another holocaust. It sure seems like it. You\'re rediculous.
Hail Satan, I\'m out.
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Godwin's Law.
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"True-er Christian" <Dodge12Viper@verizon.net> |
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Tue, September 12, 2006 10:05 am |
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If you are a true christian, why did you use a curse word?
(www.truechristian.com/stars.html paragraph 1) The Bible specifically commands not
to use that kind of language. Secondly, the earth is round. The Bible\'s remarks
about \"all the earth\" refer to the world known in Biblical times. In that case,
all Biblical references are correct. When Jesus comes back, he will appear to the
whole (round) world at once. He is the Lord God Almighty and nothing is impossible
to him. He can be seen everywhere in the world at once. If he were incapable of such
power, why do we worship him? Your chair doesn\'t roll down the curved earth because
the laws of gravity state that two masses are attracted to each other, not that all
objects are pulled down. Your chair is pulled toward the earth\'s center, not in a
southerly direction. Shooting stars are not stars. They are asteroids or metiors or
whatever, I\'m not an expert on that matter. The Bible cannot always be translated
literally. It was written for scientifically
ignorant people thousands of years ago. Stars billions of lightyears away is easily
possible. Oh no, you say, the light could not have reached us in the 6000 years the
world has been around. Well, who is to say that God did not create the light between
the Earth and the stars? Why would he make something that we would never see? Of
course stars are real, and they are billions of lightyears away. If scientists and
everyone else were in a giant conspiracy against us, then why haven\'t there been
any security leaks. These scientists cannot possibly be believed to be capable of so
grand a cover-up when the US government in its small scale compared to the
scientific community cannot even keep small secrets from leaking out. Generations of
scientists cannot be believed to all be involved in this absurd idea of a cover-up
without even one spreading the truth. In the story with the woman, monster, and
stars, the monster is a portrayal of the devil, the woman is Mary the mother of
Jesus, and this whole story never
happened in reality. In the gospel accounts of Jesus\' birth, where is the monster?
Nowhere. The story in Revelation is a supernatural story, not of Earth. In \"What\'s
Christian Science you used the word \"Faggot.\" What kind of Christian does that?
\"Throw Bible at an Atheist\'s head\"? How does that spread the gospel as Jesus
commanded us to do? That is blatantly anti-Christian. What is it with you bashing
liberals? DNA does exist, why should God have to put it into the Bible to make it
exist? I heard nothing about rolling chairs or computers or cars in the Bible, so do
they also not exist? And evolution? Who says God didn\'t create it to help man adapt
to his environment? And who said that when God created Adam he wasn\'t a human like
we now think of humans? He lived much longer than humans do nowadays. The Bible has
records of the ages of ancient men, and they are hundreds of years longer than
today\'s oldest men. Obviously something changed in man, and now he lives shorter.
Evolution? Maybe. \"Now
that\'s real science in action and if you disagree you are going to Hell!\"? This
comes from the Section on man coming from apes. Why do you say that you will go to
Hell simply for not agreeing with modern science? Last time I checked, salvation was
based on your belief in Christ\'s sacrifice for you and your faith in him. \"It\'s
alright to lie as long as its to lure people to Jesus. Most pastors do it anyways!\"
It is NEVER ok to lie. Bible specifically tells us not to lie in the ninth
commandment and throughout the Bible. And, even if pastors do lie, that does not
justify lying as ok. \"Humans were physically are perfect beings which PROVES their
must have been a Creator. Things like bad eye sight and and other problems are
because you sin, and we know this because of Intelligent Design. If you think we
aren\'t made perfect, then you are saying God\'s an idiot.\" In the story of the
blind man who Jesus heals with mud, Jesus specifically says that physical defects
are not caused by the man\'s sin, or the
sin of his parents or anyone else. John 9:3 \"Neither this man nor his parents
sinned,\" said Jesus, \"but this happened so that the work of God might be displayed
in his life.\" Sounds to me like physical defects are around so Christians can show
God\'s love to the afflicted. The Bible also preaches love for enemies, so stop
bashing liberals, scientists, and everyone else. \"The Fossil Record proves their
WAS A CREATOR! There was a Flood and a lot of animals died and they all got buried
under the mud created by the Flood! That\'s why there are fossils in the ground!!\"
Who says that lots of animals didn\'t evolve, then get killed in a flood? Duh, your
argument proves nothing. Also, who is to say that we didn\'t evolve after being
created? Sure, I agree that God created human, but who says that we haven\'t changed
in these thousands of years? Why do you call Darwin a liberal? Was that really his
political standing? No it was not. He has the freedom to create his theories, even
if they are wrong, so why bash
him? It was just a theory that he himself said wasn\'t true before his death. So why
do you bash him so much? HE ADMITTED HIS MISTAKE!!! I think that he believed in
Christianity. So why bash him because of a mistake? You know what? You can bash him
if you qualify one condition: that you have never made a mistake. That is the
condition that Jesus used for the pharisees, so if it\'s good enough for Him it\'s
good enough for me. Tee hee hee. Reading your section on evolution is absurd. Our
government is founded on Christianity, true, but if you read the US Constitution you
will find that God is not once mentioned. Our country is not Constitutionally
Christian. Evolutionists have their first amendment right to spread their religion.
We cannot stop it, so stop whining and accusing of evil deeds. If you do so, you are
a hypocrite because they do what you do, except with a different religion. They have
a constitutional right to remove God from schools, the Pledge of Allegiance, and
from money. It is there for
tradition\'s sake, not because it is law. Evolutionists do not worship Darwin. They
believe the theory he created. Give them a break, they are ignorant people who are
desperately searching for an explanation of their existence. Did the evolutionists
really come up with the idea of a round world? Heck no!!! The world was thought to
be round because people saw ships disappear over the edge as they sailed away (going
around the earth\'s curve). The four corners are called North, South, East, and
West. If the world were flat, then why do airlines fly north to get across the
Atlantic? If the Earth were flat, it would be faster and more fuel efficient to fly
straight across the ocean. Why are evolutionists \"Nigger-Loving\"? The Flintstones
is a cartoon, not a scientific analysis of what life with dinosaurs was like. If it
were accurately shown, the cartoon would not be suitable for children. Again, like
the stars, God can easily create 65-million year-old rocks and skeletons, He can do
anything he wants! The
Bible doesn\'t say 65 trillion years, but it doesnt say 6000 either, that is just an
estimate. If only Jesus is King, then what do you call all the rulers of England and
Spain and France? Jesus is not the only king, He is the \"King of Kings\". He rules
over all other leaders. That does not mean that there are no other rulers. Plus, I
could call myself a king, but does it make me one? No. Calling the dinosaur a king
does not make it one. God\'s measurements of the lake in the thing about pi being
3.00 goes back to the fact that the ancient civilizations didn\'t understand this
little thing called pi. That didn\'t come about for another thousand years or so.
God estimated it for crying out loud. How would it have sounded if he had said that
it was 31.415927 cubits around? Why not just round down? And who was to say that
their measuring tools were 100% accurate? they probably weren\'t. America is rapidly
growing in the obesity section. More people are fatter, so don\'t spread YOUR lies.
\"we are also the
thinnest and healthiest of all people in the world.\" <- LIE, A BLATANT LIE. PAY
ATTENTION TO THE NEWS. Why is there a \"God\'s food\"? God didn\'t tell us which
foods make us healthy. Healthy food is simply healthy food, it has nothing to do
with God. Somehow I don\'t think Adam and Eve ate all natural Atkins bars or
whatever. I could go to bed and wake up lighter for one simple reason, the food I
ate at lunch and supper has passed from my system, leaving me lighter. Duh. If Jesus
ate unleavened bread, which undoubtedly had carbohydrates, then how could it have
evil spirits in it? You have a choice, either bash Jesus by bashing carbs, or just
shut up. \"the clouds are the dust of His feet\" Ever hear of a metaphor?
Would you please stop being foolish? Do you know what kind of trouble you are
spreading with your absurd theories? Please, stop. It is pitiful. You are a
hypocrite and in need of Jesus. Please talk to a pastor.
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"Joe" <Blazestorm@gmail.com> |
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Tue, September 12, 2006 2:37 pm |
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How do you know the bible is the truth?
You follow it blindly... believing everything in it... basing all of your facts on
this...
Call me a liar... I dare you...
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The Bible says the Bible is true.
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"Mike" <nukethepepsi@hotmail.com> |
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Tue, September 12, 2006 3:09 pm |
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Hello Pastor Jim
http://www.truechristian.com/atheists.html
I\'m just curious as to why the typical atheist is African American in your mind.
Does that mean all black people are atheists, and I should them just like all
\"non-believers\"?
Thanks Pastor Jim.
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How is an African an American? If someone is American they
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"Very Angry" <comkeritodd@hotmail.co.uk> |
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Wed, September 13, 2006 12:33 am |
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Christianity is 4 fucking ugly morons with no brain god is not human and humans are
not special, especially not the people who wrote this site I hope u die a painful
death. Moron go learn basic science and u will understand, u make up a whole load of
crap 2 get fucking guilible morons 2 get ppl 2 christ, but there is NO christ! What
did u feel b4 u were born??? NOTHING, thats right so u will feel or b nothing when u
die. MORONZ!
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"jock itch" <pussyflab@hotmail.com> |
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Wed, September 13, 2006 2:02 am |
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hello.... My name is \"jock itch\".. I bet you are a 12 year old little boy who is
an atheist jew hating bastard! All day you stay on the computer and actually take
the time to \"ALWAYS\" get your sorry words in or your sorry comments!!!! You need
to go fuck a dog in the ass & eat shit & die!!!
P.S. YAY! I went to Red Lobster this past weekend.... Welp, I guess I\'m going to
hell! :) \"happy smiles and good thoughts\"
from: Jew loving JOCK ITCH!!!!! \"RED LOBSTER IS THE DEVIL!!!!\"
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I must be a really talented 12 year old. I mean I've had
this site lets see.....3 and a half years now. That means you believe a 8 year
old was able to put together a DNS server and website and pay out all that cost
himself. Is that really logical?
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"mike" <free2unicycle@yahoo.com> |
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wow. i saw your theory that the earth is flat, and derived this from it. you are a
moron. just because the scripture says \"it was firm and immovable\" doesnt meen it
is flat! and the earth is not a photoshopped picture! they didn\'t have photo shop
when they landed on the moon you moron!! and wouldnt some one have found the edge of
the world by now? you are a moron that just wants attention.
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"Alexander Stein" <alex1811@online.de> |
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Wed, September 13, 2006 4:18 am |
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Hi,
I am not sure about all the things you said
(if you truly mean it or if it\'s just a joke or if i understood something the wrong
way)
but you cant truly beleave the cientist are evel while saying the world is flat ans
the stuff with the dinos...
you can\'t understand why other people just don\'t care of the bible, don\'t read it
and tell some stuff.
but you\'re just doing the same thing with the sientists...
well i can\'t truly belive that you are a Christ.
you have to accept that the bible is not gods own words and everything in there is
right as it is written there. some facts you will have to interpret as a symbol. not
the bible moves the world, our god moves the world.
yesterday, today the same but not over more than 2000 years...
i\'m sorry but you are not about to put the position of us christs bether to the
publict.
my faithful god
Alex
PS: I\'m sorry if i\'ve hurted you or unfoldet you to badly to your visitors but it
was what was on my soul.
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"doesitmatter" <atomicskier@newschoolers.com> |
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Wed, September 13, 2006 4:45 am |
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....the earth is not flat you retard.
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"Mirain" <Mirain13@aim.com> |
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Wed, September 13, 2006 5:20 am |
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Oh my Gods. I was told about your site by a friend. Your site had me in tears form
laughter. You are one of the most misguided people I have ever met and I feel really
bad for you.
Blessed Be,
Mirain (known to you as Satan...)
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"Jesus" <sparker@ucmerced.edu> |
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Wed, September 13, 2006 6:09 am |
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How can I join your cult?
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"damien" <nutsack@hell.com> |
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Very kinky.
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"WASCAR" <wascar_7@hotmail.com> |
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HOLA QUERIDOS HERMANOS SOY WASCAR DE LA REPUBLICA DOMINICANA SOY TESTIGO BAUTIZADO Y
SUEñO CON ALGUN DIA PODER VISITAR LA SEDE MUNDIAL(WATCHTOWER) YA QUE CUANDO LEO LAS
ESPERIENCIA DE HERMANOS TANTO EN LAS REVISTA COMO EN LOS ANUARIOS DE QUE HAN SIDO
INVITADO A SERVIR EN LA SEDE SEME LLENA EL CORAZON DE UNA GRAN NOSTALGIA.ESPERO QUE
JEHOVA ME AYUDE A PODER CUMPLIR MI META TANTO DE SERVIR MAS A JEHOVA COMO DE PEDER
LLEGAR A VISITAR ALGUNDIA LA SEDE WATCHTOWER. TAMBIEM PIDO A JEHOVA POR TODOS LOS
HERMANOS QUE SIRVEN EN LAS DISTINTAS SUCURSALES Y MAS POR EL ESCLAVO FIEL Y DISCRETO
YA QUE SATAN QUIERE QUE ELLOS DEJEN SU SERVICIO A JAH.
RECUERDEN HERMANOS NOSOTROS LOS SEGUIREMOS POR QUE SABEMOS QUE USTEDES TIENEN DICHOS
DE VIDA ETERNA.LA VERDAD A CERCA DE JAH CUIDENCE MUCHOS QUERIDOS HERMANOS
SE DESPIDE SU HERMANO EN LA FE:WASCAR FRANCISCO ALMONTE,CONGREGACION:ATLANTICA
PUERTO PLATA REP.DOM.
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My strawberries are in the backyard.
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"Tim" <t3h.timinator@gmail.co*> |
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Wed, September 13, 2006 7:38 am |
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Wow, you are the fucking man! This site is the SHIT, and you just made my day. I
love all of your remarks to all of your fan emails (lol) and your articles are
fucking hilarious. I\'ve read almost everything on this site and I think it just
might be the greatest website ever made. I can\'t believe the tards that are
actually spending their time to try and correct you rofl.
Kudos
-Tim
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Thanks a lot!
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"Katie" <kfcpeace19@gmail.com> |
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Wed, September 13, 2006 8:02 am |
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I will start off by saying that I am a Roman Catholic. I\'m not Jewish, Muslim,
Buddhist, Hindu, Pagan or anything else that most ignorant Christians hate just
because they\'re different. I grew up Catholic. I go to Church on Sundays. I\'m
not a bad person. But I have to say, you are. \"Christian Science\"?
\"Politics\"? When I read these sections of your site, I was enraged. I can\'t
believe what points you put out there. Catholics burn in hell? Science is a
\"religion\"? And \"Satans\'s word\"? Rediculous. I directly quite when I write
\"The Nigger-Loving Evolutionist\". Since when is racial acceptance linked with
evolution? I am disgusted. Racism, naiivity, hatred of those you don\'t know,
homophobia. Those are your greatest accomplishments on this site.
\"Their Evil Aurora jumps in between Christian married couples. This is why so many
Christians are opposed to gay marriage, since this is what happens! Once it does
this the children will turn into murderers, prostitutes, musicians, drug dealers,
and even HOMOSEXUALS!!\" Do you know how rediculous you sound? Do you have any
idea how naiive and egotistical you are? And \"evil aura\"? And I thought
believing in magic was sinful. How is a musician evil? They express themselves
freely through one of the most beautiful artforms out there. Sexual preference does
not relate to anything you have listed.
I\'m just too angry to keep writing, so I will bid you adue. Good evening, and good
day.
~Katie, 16, Philadelphia, Pa
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"Rediculous."
Exactly my point.
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"Graves" <1jd@cox.net> |
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Wed, September 13, 2006 8:15 am |
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All your points against Homosexuality I noticed, had to do with PEDOPHILIA more then
Homosexuality.
This is a pathetic attempt at what Christians of decent nature are trying to
accomplish, to spread their Gods word.
I myself, am a homosexual, and have devoted Christian friends who believe that
Homosexuality is NOT a mental disorder, but a hormonal, and biological happening.
Please, keep your radical right views away from the children of this society,
because no one needs hate in any society.
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Don't molest my children you pervert!!
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"ass" <moocow2422@yahoo.com> |
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Wed, September 13, 2006 8:22 am |
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Great job on being a fucking retard. The Earth is round, it\'s been proven. Whoever
told you otherwise should be shot repeatedly in the face.
Have a nice day.
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Liberal lies!
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"Lucifer" <Ihategod666@hell.com> |
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Wed, September 13, 2006 9:47 am |
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Listen, you have some problems. If your entire argument is based on a book of fairt
tales, you\'re pretty twisted. Even the POPE, the fucking leader of your cult, has
said the earth is round.
Jesus was Black
God isn\'t real
Earth is Round
Evolution happens
YOU SUCK
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I also swallow.
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"Chelsea" <sprit_lady_kikiyo@yahoo.com> |
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Wed, September 13, 2006 9:55 am |
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You think that you\'re true Christians? Downsizing and degrading others? You\'re
just a bunch of second rate hypocrites. Doesn\'t Jesus say to love, no matter what?
Well, you\'re going against his word, by also thinking that you\'re going with it.
you aren\'t supposed to hate, no matter what\'s happened. I love God, and have no
problem with Aetheists, Furries, or other religions.
God loves everyone, even if they\'re Furries, or Aetheists. I hope that you have a
wonderful life, giving God a horrible name and calling yoursleves \"Christians\".
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"Doesn\'t Jesus say to love, no matter what?"
Good question. Maybe you should try seeing if that's in
the Bible (it isn't).
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"Brandon" <brandonjhoward@gmail.com> |
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Wed, September 13, 2006 10:06 am |
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You are a retard. How does your dumbass explain Magellan\'s voyage AROUND the
world? Are you really that retarded? I can\'t believe your serious. Has God talked
to you? No, the voice inside your head isn\'t God you stupid douche.I hope the
\"liberal\" government sends you into space so you can see the Earth(see that
SCIENCE is RIGHT) and then shoot yourself. How can you call science lieing? Every
scientist is 1000x smarter than you are and that is why they make 10x more money
than your broke ass makes. More scientific theories have been proven than the
bible(notice I didn\'t capatalize it)has anyone found the ark?Nope-How about Jesus\'
body? Nope-How about Noah\'s arc?-NOPE
If your not serious then good joke, but if you are I am just amazed that you
actually believe the horse shit you spit out. Thanks for the entertainment.
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You need more common sense. You are angry at the wrong
person.
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"nick" <makowski_17@hotmail.com> |
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Wed, September 13, 2006 10:18 am |
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wow i feel sorry for whoever said the earth is flat. here is why. first your just
wrong, second for whever said because its flat thats why we dont roll all over on
our chairs. give me a freaking break. the earth has this thing called gravity and
everything is pulled to the center. and if its is flat and you say we dont roll
around your agreeing with the fact that there is gravity. there is no upsidown
rightsideup or tilted to the side in space because it never ends and there is no
gravity out there. so if the earth was round your agreesing that we would stick to
it. wow some people these days just are so obliviouse and gullable. i also can not
rememebr the last time someone fell of the side of the earth. when your in a plane
you cant see china sorry ive tried.
do not give me an email saying god is with me and i will be forgivin, please pray. i
went to a catholic school for 8 years and i do beleive in god, but not the retarted
stuff your talking about.
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You're going to Hell, Liberal!
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"hola" <dorb80@hotmail.com> |
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Wed, September 13, 2006 10:57 am |
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YO CREO QUE TU ERES UNA PERSONA EXPULSADA Y QUE ESTA MUY ENOJADO, LA ORGANIZACION DE
JEHOVA LA DIRIGE JEHOVA POR SU ESPIRITU SANTO, Y LAS PERSONAS QUE LAS COMPONEN SON
PERSONAS IMPERFECTAS COMO TU O COMO YO, TIENES MUCHO RENCOR TE RECOMIENDO QUE VAYAS
A DIVERTIRTE SANAMENTE Y DEJES LA PC POR UN TIEMPO ESO TE QUITARA MUCHAS
FRUSTRACIONES...
DEDICA TU TIEMPO A HACER ALGO QUE BENEFICIE A LOS DEMAS..
PONTE A LEER LA BIBLIA. PASATELA BIEN,,,
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Speak English.
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"Chad" <littlemac5@hotmail.com> |
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Wed, September 13, 2006 1:18 pm |
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Ok im gonna start off by saying how stupid this site is, can you honestly believe
the earth is flat. Have you ever been into space? No i didnt think so, this is the
most bullshit ive ever heard. Im not denouncing god or jesus or anything of that
nature but what your doing is totally wrong. How can you even begin to think that
the earth is flat. Explain to me how the earth rotates if its a square. Im not the
type of person to knock other people but what your saying is a lie and you saying we
should burn people for having a train of free thought, maybe your the one that will
be burned for your ignorance. I may not know everything but i know what i believe
and if you think about it, if we ever prove that jesus never existed then your whole
theory about everything would be shot. What would you do with yourself. You cant go
around saying shit like this because you have no proof. The bible is a bunch of
stories and scripts taken from thousands of years ago. Do you honestly think that
everything in the bible is
true. For instance when they say jesus walked on water, walked on also means by the
water. Theres so many different religions in this world you cant honestly believe
that yours or anyone else\'s is the one true religion. Your almost as bad as the
mormons, i think when the time comes god will judge you, yes there is a god how do
you think the universe got started. If you think we are the only ones out in this
universe in it infinite then you honestly have no faith at all. Im really sorry but
i cant stand when people do this kinda stuff, you need to open up your mind and take
a look around because if you dont your in serious jepordy here.
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Get behind me Satan!
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"Me" <You@macrotch.com> |
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Wed, September 13, 2006 1:46 pm |
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Me, you, hotel bed = buttsecks!
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Eh?
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"Mr. Spam" <Mental@institute.com> |
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Wed, September 13, 2006 2:16 pm |
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Huh?
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"Mrs. Cockson" <House@666.com> |
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Wed, September 13, 2006 2:18 pm |
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I love cocks and dildos and stuffs!
Masturbation is kewl! I do that everyday and I\'m long-sighted! I\'m a heavyweight
champion! W00!
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"Minionkid from small talk" <minionkid256@yahoo.com> |
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Wed, September 13, 2006 2:27 pm |
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You have obviously been under a rock for the last thirty years. Everyone with more
than 1/16 of a functioning brain knows that the world is round. Even the twelve year
old morons of small talk know that. Did they have photoshop back in the 60\'s and
70\'s when NASA released pictures of Earth from space? No. Get over the fact the
Bible isn\'t always right. Almost everything that you say on your web page is a
joke. You obviously fail at life and just need a way to make people think your smart
when you couldn\'t get out of sixth grade.
Thank you for providing me with a great deal of laughter.
Viva la nation
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"norton" <norton_batty_wedge@yahoo.c*> |
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Wed, September 13, 2006 3:10 pm |
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your site ROCKS!
it\'s hilarious!!!
you\'re really an atheist, right?
your site is the best christian satire page i\'ve come across!
you\'re almost on the same level as stephen colbert!
PRICELESS!!
i love how you even include awesome pictures with your text!
can you say ICING ON THE CAKE???
i\'ve bookmarked this site and will be returning often!
I CAN\'T tell you enough how much my stomach hurts from laughter!
i\'m telling ALL my atheist friends about it!
WHAT A GREAT READ!!
i read half a dozen hate mails and pages before writing this; HOLY SHITE!!!
i think one of the best parts of your site, if not THE best, is the FAQ page.
SERIOUSLY... i ALMOST pissed myself!!
again... YOU ROCK DUDE!!
keep this shit coming!
I CAN\'T GET ENOUGH!!
THE EARTH IS FLAT... PRICELESS!!!
GENIUS!!
I LOVE YOU PASTOR JIM!
norton
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Thanks!!
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"sheniqua brown" <gugbamon@blackpowerz.com> |
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Thu, September 14, 2006 5:59 am |
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your a retard for saying earth is flat. It isnt. How can you sail around earth if
its flat?
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You're wrong.
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"Jim Lee" <J.E.Lee@Gmail.co*> |
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Thu, September 14, 2006 12:00 pm |
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Yo,
I like your site. I find it to be quite amusing that you preach the true word of the
bible, and I applaud you for that. I\'ve been thinking of making a site in response
to the Qur\'an myself, but Muslims are very fucking annoying compared to Christians,
though I don\'t think it would be out of grounds to say they are a little smarter
when it comes to their beliefs.
I find it entertaining that you even put up with the abundance of idiots that come
to your site. It seems that for every 200 idiots, there’s one person who gets it.
Pretty disheartening that society has become so fucking stupid by a book written
2,000 years ago full of inaccuracies.
Two questions:
1) How many people have you converted (from Christianity) through the site? (Estimate.)
2) How many death threats have you received? (Estimate.)
Sincerely,
Jim Lee
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TrueMuslim.com is for sale for $688 right now. If only I
could afford that...
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"Bradley Horton" <fight_for_the_real_truth@yahoo.com> |
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Fri, September 15, 2006 2:40 am |
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Your website is a big joke. The things that you say further my knowledge that
christians, who claim that they are the right ones and that their \"god\" is the
only one, really are stupid. It is pathetic that you are wasting your life and your
time on bullshit. Of course, if you had a brain and a thought process, you could see
that what you follow is a joke. I really pity you, because you can\'t think for
yourself....
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"The things that you say further my knowledge that
christians, who claim that they are the right ones and that their \"god\" is
the only one, really are stupid."
I did my job well then.
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"dunno" <garybeep888@hotmail.co.uk> |
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Fri, September 15, 2006 3:21 am |
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you r a freak.an they were killed off 65 million years ago not 65 trillion years ago
planet earth dint exist then let alone any life on they planet.Also we know it is
was in the past because they were in the ground and the bones had evidence of high
carbon dioxide. an guess what 65 million years a | | | | |