Dude, time to come back up here, pack your bags its time to come back to the perly
gates. By the way, I\'m sending you express way via strangulation by mass mob of
real christians.

The ninjas are coming! RUN!

I recently read the \'hate mail\' on your site, I came across it by searching in
google images for the words \'fat\' and \'bitch\'. alas I came here and found what I
was looking for, along with the best chain of hate mail  I have seen along with
corrections (excluding that of maddox.xmission.com because his mail is awesome).

I am no longer a Christian, but have chosen to live life the way I see fit, for
example I believe that man should only like women and vice versa, I believe that you
should never initiate violence unless it is required to save a life, stop a serious
fight, protect myself etc. basicly I follow many things that are in the bible, not
because its from the bible, but because I believe it to be the correct stance.

I just wanted to say that some of the people who have emailed you, threatened you
etc, I believe they need their very own \'chrome bar\' across the back of the head,
maybe it will knock some sense into them, like the sense that everyone has a belief
and it is not there for them to question or try to demote.

Thats all I wanted to say, may I request my information is not submitted with this
e-mail if it is posted as I don\'t want some of these hate-mailers harrasing me, you
may post my first name though.

Thanks, Keep up the good work and spread the word,
David

Are you people a bunch of fucking idiots or what? 

Are you stupid?  The bible says nothing about being gay.  Love how you a true
Christian is saying rude and mean \"unchristian-like\" things.  Hope you can explain
things when the time comes.  If not, be prepared to be hot for all of eternity.  

You guys are serious douches. =D

Hahaha! My God, I LOVE your site! 

If there was a rating system, I would give it an automatic 10 out of 5! There is
still one tiny problem, though. People actually THINK you are serious! Can you
BELIEVE that!? Hahahaha.

I think you should add a notice somewhere on the site telling people about it.

I dont want an e-mail back but I just have a few words to say. You are a total idiot
if you think that in anyway you are a \"true Christian\". Your no bette than the KKK
or thses dumb ass terrorist using there religion as an excuse to hate other poeple.
Religion is about love and caring, and learning to get along with your fellow man,
not about spreading hate like you are. Your just a stupid, dumbass, hypocritcal fuck
who wants to start a petty uproar about thing that really are bad at all. Your
problem is you like to make yourself feel better about your own flaws by tagging
other on their\'s. I bet you spend a lot of your time thinking of this stupid shit,
and not taking any time to look at your self. And you should just be DOWNRIGHT
ASHAMED of yourself for spreding hate in the name of Christianity. And I love how
you just post a bunch of picture and say something bad about them, and try showing
the darksides of something. Let me tell you something pal, EVERYTHING HAS A
DARKSIDE, if im not mistaken... Im
sure you know about the priests.... Furries are not bad people and there are may
furs who try to attain a clean image. Also... I love how you assume that furs are
into Beastiality and Zoophilia, you know... the main point of anthromorphs are to be
HUMAN-LIKE. but you just deside that you\'ll take an extreme that some sick people
are a part of, and tag the name of everyone who is a part of that group. Your just
plainly a moron and you should Mature and grow up. If you really care about
Christianity, which I know you dont, You should focus all this negative energy into
creating happiness and joy, not bitter hate. And its because of poeple like you that
this world remains held back in development and society in general. I hope your
proud of your self and Im sure you are. Because Im sure my words will have no
effect, because your stubbon and closed-minded, and use lame exuses to justify your
empty cause. MAy the lord have mursy on your soul... because it is YOU he is
saddened by.

I gotta say man, this might possibly be the funniest joke religion site on the web.
Keep up the good work. I will keep spreading this around. I love the way you site
manages to make religious people feel stupid, make the less bright atheists get mad,
and make the smarter atheists laugh histerically. This site wins.

P.S. Check this out - 

http://www.encyclopediaofstupid.com/stupid/images/8/8e/BibleWarningLabel.jpg

I\'m sad to see that you condone predjudice. For God so loved the world that he gave
his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him should not perish...Do you
think that by having videos that belittle and humiliate people is Christ like! I
don\'t get it. The bible does tell us that in the last days people will depart from
the faith....As a Christian I wish no harm to anyone neither sinner nor saint. My
only reason to email you is to admonish you to repent of this wicked an evil work
you are doing in the sight of Jesus and by Jesus.  May the Lord work in you to show
yourself in light of His gospel. We are to love all peoples and not to make fun of
them. You are condoning racisim on your sight and yet we all come from the same
source! Repent brother

Dear Pastor Jim, 
A close friend of mine informed me of your website. I have recently taken the time
to examine some of your views, and now I would like to make comment. 
Mr. Jim, the fact that you can call yourself a Christian is laughable. All you seem
concerned with is insulting people. In fact, you are insulting to your faith. You
ridicule the Christian religion and you are an insult to human intelligence. I am
not a Christian and I don\'t believe in God, so if that means I\'m going to burn in
Hell then so be it. You are slanderous and delusional and you need to seek
psychological aid before you condition gets out of hand. 
Also, your claims are ridiculous and non-sensical. If this is all some sick joke and
you are just a stupid little kid then fine, but you\'re a waste of valuable skin,
blood and oxygen. If you are an irrational adult and genuinely believe in what you
say, then I pity you. You are wasting your life. All you seem to do is insult
homosexuals/black, Asian or Mexican people, none of whom deserve such abuse, and in
general act like a complete moron.
To conclude, I sincerely hope that you are just a clueless teenager with no
girlfriend, because it\'s sad to think that an actual \"adult\" could be so morally
corrupt and offensive. 
Your biggest fan, 
Louisa Faye.
PS. I hope you get sodomised by leprechauns in your sleep, asshole.

Hi,
I came across your site by accident.  I read a few of your favorite emails and a
section about women being unclean during their period.  I assume this whole site is
a just a joke, a bit of fun?  Surely you\'re not serious about all that stuff. 
Anyway, it gave me a laugh, so thanks  :-)

regards,
Julianne

We live, we are constantly told, in a scientific age. We look to science to help us
achieve the good life, to solve our problems (especially our medical aches and
pains), and to tell us about the world. A great deal of our education system,
particularly the post-secondary curriculum, is organized as science or social
science. And yet, curiously enough, there is one major scientific truth which vast
numbers of people refuse to accept (by some news accounts a majority of people in
North America)--the fact of evolution. Yet it is as plain as plain can be that the
scientific truth of evolution is so overwhelmingly established, that it is virtually
impossible to refute within the bounds of reason. No major scientific truth, in
fact, is easier to present, explain, and defend.

Before demonstrating this claim, let me make it clear what I mean by evolution,
since there often is some confusion about the term. By evolution I mean, very
simply, the development of animal and plant species out of other species not at all
like them, for example, the process by which, say, a species of fish gets
transformed (or evolves) through various stages into a cow, a kangaroo, or an eagle.
This definition, it should be noted, makes no claims about how the process might
occur, and thus it certainly does not equate the concept of evolution with Darwinian
Natural Selection, as so many people seem to do. It simply defines the term by its
effects (not by how those effects are produced, which could well be the subject of
another argument).

The first step in demonstrating the truth of evolution is to make the claim that all
living creatures must have a living parent. This point has been overwhelmingly
established in the past century and a half, ever since the French scientist Louis
Pasteur demonstrated how fermentation took place and thus laid to rest centuries of
stories about beetles arising spontaneously out of dung or gut worms being
miraculously produced from non-living material. There is absolutely no evidence for
this ancient belief. Living creatures must come from other living creatures. It does
no damage to this point to claim that life must have had some origin way back in
time, perhaps in a chemical reaction of inorganic materials (in some primordial
soup) or in some invasion from outer space. That may well be true. But what is clear
is that any such origin for living things or living material must result in a very
simple organism. There is no evidence whatsoever (except in science fiction like
Frankenstein) that inorganic chemical
processes can produce complex, multi-cellular living creatures (the recent
experiments cloning sheep, of course, are based on living tissue from other sheep).

The second important point in the case for evolution is that some living creatures
are very different from some others. This, I take it, is self-evident. Let me cite a
common example: many animals have what we call an internal skeletal structure
featuring a backbone and skull. We call these animals vertebrates. Most animals do
not have these features (we call them invertebrates). The distinction between
vertebrates and invertebrates is something no one who cares to look at samples of
both can reasonably deny, and, so far as I am aware, no one hostile to evolution has
ever denied a fact so apparent to anyone who observes the world for a few moments.

The final point in the case for evolution is this: simple animals and plants existed
on earth long before more complex ones (invertebrate animals, for example, were
around for a very long time before there were any vertebrates). Here again, the
evidence from fossils is overwhelming. In the deepest rock layers, there are no
signs of life. The first fossil remains are of very simple living things. As the
strata get more recent, the variety and complexity of life increase (although not at
a uniform rate).  And no human fossils have ever been found except in the most
superficial layers of the earth (e.g., battlefields, graveyards, flood deposits, and
so on).  In all the countless geological excavations and inspections (for example,
of the Grand Canyon), no one has ever come up with a genuine fossil remnant which
goes against this general principle (and it would only take one genuine find to
overturn this principle).

Well, if we put these three points together, the rational case for evolution is air
tight. If all living creatures must have a living parent, if living creatures are
different, and if simpler forms were around before the more complex forms, then the
more complex forms must have come from the simpler forms (e.g., vertebrates from
invertebrates). There is simply no other way of dealing reasonably with the evidence
we have. Of course, one might deny (as some do) that the layers of the earth
represent a succession of very lengthy epochs and claim, for example, that the Grand
Canyon was created in a matter of days, but this surely violates scientific
observation and all known scientific processes as much as does the claim that, say,
vertebrates just, well, appeared one day out of a spontaneous combination of
chemicals.

To make the claim for the scientific truth of evolution in this way is to assert
nothing about how it might occur. Darwin provides one answer (through natural
selection), but others have been suggested, too (including some which see a divine
agency at work in the transforming process). The above argument is intended,
however, to demonstrate that the general principle of evolution is, given the
scientific evidence, logically unassailable and that, thus, the concept is a law of
nature as truly established as is, say, gravitation.  That scientific certainty
makes the widespread rejection of evolution in our modern age something of a puzzle
(but that\'s a subject for another essay).  In a modern liberal democracy, of
course, one is perfectly free to reject that conclusion, but one is not legitimately
able to claim that such a rejection is a reasonable scientific stance.

 Suck on THAT, you mother-fuckin\' asshole.

By the way, I\'m an atheist, and I am smarter than you will ever be.  Seriously, get
a life, get a brain.

Excellent website. I really mean it. I have never laughed so hard in my life. Good
job with it, but I can tell that you guys aren\'t legit. There\'s no way in hell you
are a 48 year old man and say the things that you do. But still, I REALLY appreciate
this website for all of it\'s hilarity. I will be forwarding this to many of my
friends.

I just want you to be prepared to get hacked and see your personal information
spread across the net and I may see your face covered in blood in a news paper soon.
 

 when i read the \'top 20\' emails i thought   \"oh, this site must be terrible\" so
obviously this was insentive to read on. i thought this was going to shock and
enrage me,  however i was sorley dissappointed . there was not nearly enough hate
or contempt , i just didn\'t feel the loathsome vibe goin on . I was clear to me
you didn\'t belive a word you were writing and were meerly writing these things to
get some gullable people angry . my suspicions first arised when i saw the crudely
drawn (but hilarious) image of \' the atheist\'at that moment it was clear to me
that you could never in a million years be a pastor. As a read on i lost my
intrest. i might have found this site funny if i thought you actually belived in
this so called \"god\", however it was clear to me you didn\'t. to sum up i was
mildly entertained.

I very much disagree with you about Disney and the Wiggles and yes I am a christian.
 You just think the Wiggles are gay because they are men that dance and sing silly
children\'s songs.  You have to know that they are from Australia and their accents
and manners are different from American\'s.  You do not agree with homosexuality
either but I also would not talk about it they way that you do.  

Just to prove a point I did some research.  I am confirm that at least 3 of the
Wiggles are NOT GAY!  Anthony Field - married Mikoela Ptisteas and has 2 kids.  Greg
Page is married to Michelle Carlton with 2 kids.  Murry Cook is married to Meg Munro
with 2 kids. 

You are gravely mistaken and are in dangers of the fires of hell yourself my friend.

\"Do not judge, lest you be judged\".

\"Is no one left to condemn you?\"... \"No one sir\".

There is so much hate and condemantion in your writings that do not come close to
representing Jesus \"the visible expression of the invisible God\" who, will sit in
judgement over all mankind.

For your information, the Wiggles are very devout Catholics who love Jesus.  They
individually have served in music ministries for much of their lives, and three of
the four are married with children.

Repent from your hatred, or you will experience God\'s.  Period.

-T. Pylus

What are you truly trying to accomplish with this site?

\"Science is the Religion of Satan.\"
Spoken like a true Christian. \"Let\'s denounce all the things that have been
logically proven so we can believe a 2000 year old book that could have been made up
entirely!\" I\'m hoping this website is a joke.

In case it isn\'t, why don\'t you take a step back and look at how ridiculous this
is? You\'ll blindly follow anything that book says. I bet you\'d say gravity is a
trick of Satan if I wrote in in there with a magic marker. 

Also, I\'d be most appreciative if you could email me back and try to convince me of
your beliefs. If you can prove anything you say, I\'ll believe it. I\'d mention some
of the self-contradictions and such things that you have on your website, but there
are just too many.

With all respect to you, I would like to say that I have never seen a person so
misinformed and so prejudiced in my life.  I pray that God will illuminate you and
guide you since you really seem to have good intentions thinking you are serving Him
in the best way possible. I hope He shows you the way because a person with such
dedication, talent and energy like you would be a great bearer of His word if
employed in the right way and a valuable instrument for His work here in the earth.
Remember Matthew 7: 1-5:
\"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you
will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. \"Why do
you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother\'s eye and pay no attention to the
plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother, \'Let me take the speck out
of your eye,\' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? You hypocrite,
first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove
the speck from your brother\'s eye. 

Another thing “brother”. Have you ever asked God for wisdom and discernment when
“trying” to interpret His word?

And the last one is:
2 Peter 3: 14 - 16
“So then, dear friends, since you are looking forward to this, make every effort to
be found spotless, blameless and at peace with him. Bear in mind that our Lord\'s
patience means salvation, just as our dear brother Paul also wrote you with the
wisdom that God gave him. He writes the same way in all his letters, speaking in
them of these matters. His letters contain some things that are hard to understand,
WHICH IGNORANT AND UNSTABLE PEOPLE DISTORT, AS THEY DO THE OTHER SCRIPTURES, TO
THEIR OWN DESTRUCTION.

In addition, regarding the threats on your web site about the possibility of you
offending me with whatever, if any, reply on your behalf, I really do not care. I
hope you find peace in your heart and soul because it is so obvious that you are
very troubled. 

Regards.

Nice site !

I will make this brief because I am sure you get many e-mails a day.  I have
recently been researching the topic of the \"earth\'s age\".  I do believe in a
young earth and that dinosaurs made in onto the ark.  With that said...I have seen
several websites and I have to tell you...I was really disturbed with the way your
site seems to yelling and calling people stupid.  God tells us to treat others with
love and respect.  Even if they don\'t believe the same as you, I feel they are
worthy of respect.  There are christians who don\'t believe the same and that
doesn\'t change the fact that they are your brothers and sisters in Christ.  Just
something to think about.  I guess I feel the world has enough things to point their
finger at to say how we\'re like the world and the \"attitude\" that comes across in
your web site just gives them more.  

In short, I just wish you could find a more Christ Like approach to reach out to a
lost and dying world.  Not yell at them for being \"stupid\".  I hope that you read
this with the true concern it was written in.

If you\'re going to make a satire site, try to be less obvious =[ 

But it looks like people fell for it anyway. 

Die

I do not expect this comment to be posted, you people will never post anything as
inflamatory as this.  You people are calling me an idiot because I think that
science is RIGHT about the dinosaurs, are you kidding me?  Seriously are you people
so stupid and delusional to be spewing this crap to your kids, and other kids in
some public schools.  You are a joke to human kind, it would be one thing if you
people just beleived in what you beleive but you are trying to force an idiotic crap
science down everyones throughts telling them that dinosaurs lived 6000 years ago. 
I notice that this is a kids website, how the hell do you people teach your kids
this?  Absolutly incredible to me.  Screw you with your little disclaimer too.  You
have a small cartoon that has a teacher and a chalk board which has 25 million years
ago written, and then a student asking \"How do you know, you werent there?  Well
neither were you people.  And we know this because there is a real thing called
SCIENCE, the REAL definition of
science is \"systemized knowledge derived through experimentation, observation, and
study. Also, the methodology used to acquire this knowledge.
www.carm.org/evolution/evoterms.htm
  With that definition of REAL SCIENCE how can you possibly prove your, your I
really do not want to call it a theory so I will call it a fairy tail. 

DO YOU HAVE SOME DATING SITE THING? OR FRIENDS SITE? IS IT RELATED TO TRUE.COM? IM
GETTING SOME MAIL FROM TRUE BUT THE GUY SAID IT WAS FROM TRUECHRISTIAN WHO SENT IT
AND I CANT FIND MY PROFILE ON HERE IF I HAVE ONE? THANKS:)

Oh my god. Well not really. I\'m an atheist. BUT! I am cracking up at this site. I
seriously trying to take it seriously but I\'m busting up laughing at your facts. 

http://www.truechristian.com/atheists.html

That one gets me. It\'s so funny. If you\'re serious and this is your
mentality...well I\'ll just laugh at you. Crazy. One of the best quotes though.
\"Jesus was an American.\" lolololololol. America was\'nt a country then. Jesus was
an Israelite. You silly little man. And you need better grammar.

Love,
Douglas Whiston

P.S. Once again you\'re a lunatic and I love it.

Haha Hey man...I love your site...

I mean don\'t get me wrong I disagree with pretty much everything on it and it is
pretty rediculously offending but it is sooooooo entertaining to read. 

I have found some flaws in quite a bit of things what you say. A lot of them
concerning your replys to emails..
To tell you the truth...you don\'t have to be smart to run a website..You berrely
have to be skilled. Also you can\'t really use the excuse that their your
servers...and that someone that dumb could afford it...because ya
know...www.speedhost.com (Your Hosting Provider) is only $5.00 a month and I can
almost gaurentee this site isnt over 5 meg worth of material...and its pretty easy
to do with the website builder they have there.

To tell ya the truth I could care less what you think go ahead and think it and
right on all power to you to stick them on the internet. I agree no one has to come
here and no one has the right to take them away. Which I hope you know the american
government has nothing to do with sencoring your site unless you had some sort of
child pornography on it. More then likely your hosting provider didn\'t like it. 

Sorry but I gotta complain about the site too it bugs me, it looks as though it was
made by the 3 year old, guess its probably the colors. 

Ive been runing a website since I was 15 and I only have a 105 IQ or aparently in
your eye\'s 0 so really IQ means nothing about websites.

Welp keep the entertainment commin! Good luck!

-Steve

Hey Pastor, I am starting to grow in a life of Christianity and was wondering why
you make our life as an attack to those that need salvation? Why verbally abuse
people and convert them in sinful hate then in lovingkindness and scripture? Sorry
if this seems I am falsly accusing you of attacking, but aren\'t we supposed to show
people we are loving and so they can see God\'s love shed abroad in our hearts?
Please clearify for me why you \"hate\" the atheists when they need more love than
anyone else. Thanks, Your brother in Christ, 

Christopher Mason.

Hey, yeah. I like reading in the Bible about how Jesus hated the prostitutes and
didn\'t eat with sinners. I also like when He didn\'t say to love one another as He
loved us and how we should lay our lives down for one another. Oh and I loved not
reading about how Jesus told us to love our enemies and to pray for them. Jesus
didn\'t give his life for the sins of \"fags\" or \"dykes\" or for the sins of
aborters. No. Jesus died for the sins of perfect conservative republican
\"Christians\" like you and I. Did you read the part in Ezekiel 16:49 where God said
why He destroyed Sodom? \"Truly, this was the sin of your sister Sodom: pride, a
full measure of food, and the comforts of wealth in peace, were seen in her and her
daughters, and she gave no help to the poor or to those in need.\" Yup they were
\"fags\" and \"dykes\" alright! That was a by-product of their sinful culture. Do
you think that God wants us to judge others? Do you really think that Jesus was
joking when he told the crowd, \"Let he who is
without sin cast the first stone...\" when the adultress was dragged out. You sure
do make the Word of God appealing to sinners. Seriously, how can your doctrine be so
far off? How do you justify the total lack of followers you have? You seem totally
uneducated because your grammer is horrible. You present yourself as above everybody
else. Your pride will be your downfall, and your judging will be the very thing that
judges you when you have to give an account before our Lord and Creator. Please send
me an explination of how you justify all that is in this site. If you cannot then I
would emplore you to re-think your direction in ministry. Or has God hardened your
heart so?

I have a question: Why do you think that anyone will believe what you say? No one
believes anything on the internet, and I myself am always in mistaste with
\".com\'s\", considering anyone can get one, and anyone can make up their shit. Try
to get a \".org\" because your church is an organization, right? Or is this just
another fake joke site, cause I do find a lot of your retorts funny, considering you
have no ability to back up any of your facts on the \"Pagans\" link. You just say
their wrong and Satanist, and don\'t state why. I also would like to know why you
say that you run and program your own server, when tracing your IP I find that you
are using a remote server from Speedhost.com, and they have an easy website builder.
You don\'t need to lie or stretch the truth to assess that you think you\'re right.
It is clear to us that you think your right, but whether or not you really ARE right
is up to God to decide. Only He knows the truth. The Bible is only the amount of
truth He wanted you to see. By the
way, on your segment about Japanese, what does this word \"cowincedence\" mean? I
mean, looks like \"coincedence,\" but you seem to pick on people who mispell words,
so I would think that you wouldn\'t mispell anything. Tell me, what does
\"cowincedence\" mean? Anyway, hope for your sake that you are right, cause you
wouldn\'t want to go to Hell =]

Yours truly,

Colin.

In all your \'explanations\' of things you believe, you negate all logic and
knowledge in preference for \'faith\'. A logical argument consists of logical ideas.
You cant \'prove\' something with faith because it doesnt follow a logical flow of
ideas. It\'s just not possible to actually PROVE yourself right by saying \'its in
the bible\'. Something that avoids and negates logic is deconstructive. If you
can\'t prove something logically, and you try to appeal to the idea of a mystical
force, then you are completely ignorant. Something that is ignorant and
deconstructive is evil. You are ignorant and deconstructive.
Does it say in the bible \"you can use the bible as an excuse to say whatever you
want\"? Because that\'s exactly what you do in your website. It really seems like
this bizarre out-take of religion you\'ve invented in your head comes second in your
life, lead by your ego-maniacism and your obviously severe issues with anything that
conflicts with your ideas.
When someone opposes your viewpoint, you\'ll tell them they\'re sent from the devil
and that they lie, because their opinion doesn\'t agree with what is in the bible.
The bible is a book that has changed drastically from over a thousand years of
translation. The church in the middle ages was a massive financial machine that
wanted society to give money towards its \'causes\'. Also, in the middle ages, the
monks translating the bible were among the very few people who could read or write.
Therefore, the church could manipulate the bible, religion itself, and the people
and maintain power into a new age.
It has changed so much over time that neither you or anyone else alive today can
know how any original events even occured. It says in the bible that jesus is a jew.
He wasn\'t white either. I\'ll bet you\'ll find that hard to deal with.

...pi=3? were you even paying attention in school? do you think technicians,
mechanics, engineers and scientists could shape the world you live in with pi=3??
mathematics is the ESSENCE of discovering the wonder of the world we are in, and
pursuing such a wonder is glorifying whatever force caused this world to come into
creation! and you mock it so ignorantly with pi=3.

\"Is Creation a science?\" to which you answer yes. look up the definition of
science in a dictionary. science by definition is something which is knowledge or a
system of knowledge \"attained by verifiable means\". saying \"it says so in the
bible\" is not verifyable means. because creation is in the bible, doesnt make it
science because it cannot be verified. by now you\'re probably thinking
\'verifying\' something is reading the bible. No, verification is when something can
be proved by observation and testing, to see what ACTUALLY HAPPENS. If you cannot
observe and verify something through any means, it cannot be tested or proven,
therefore creation is not a science.

The whole website is so outrageous and rediculous and laughable that I\'m quite sure
the whole thing is a joke set up to make everyone who sees it hate ALL christians.
I\'m not religious at all, and I already hate what capitolists, fundamentalists,
patriots etc. etc. have done to the world in the name of whatever invisible deity
that makes them feel better about themselves for raping the planet. 

But on the off chance that you ARE actually that ignorant, egotistical, deranged,
closed-off, dependant and afraid of the real world, then I have pity for you and
those who are weak enough and desperate for easy answers who listen to you.
...But I can\'t believe that this is for real. maybe it\'s just taken me a while for
my sense of humour to kick in.