Date: 9/12/2005 12:07:04 -0700
From: john tracy <johnmtracy@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Love the hate mail generator!!!!!

This is what I came up with on your Hate Mail Generator:


FUCK YOU!! As a Christian I hate you cuz you are hateful! Didn't Jesus
say something in da Bible about something? I don't need to post da
bbible verse cuz I dun read da bible, it got to much words fer mes!
FUCK YOU!! Are you coo-coo fer coco-puffs! Har har! You are insane!
INSANE YOU ARE PYSCO! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU ARE WIERDO INSANE EHEEHEHH!!
As a Christian I am so mad! FUCK YOU!! Even I know your stupid and I
hate you so much sicne you say the racist word and you have penis on
kiddie page. I'll pray for you. I hope you die and go to Hell forever.
I'll pray for you. I'm not hateful. you are. I hate you.


How do I send it direct without having to copy and paste it through my
e-mail account?

P.S. It's funny!! I like the silliness of it!!

You can't send me it directly since you need an e-mail address so I can respond to you.

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Date: 9/13/2005 17:04:56 -0400
From: Amanda Rodriguez <arod2279@sbcglobal.net>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Too Funny

Hey, I like your site...it's hilarious!  Keep up the good work!

Thanks!

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Date: 9/13/2005 17:04:56 -0400
From: Amanda Rodriguez <arod2279@sbcglobal.net>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Too Funny

Hey, I like your site...it's hilarious!  Keep up the good work!

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Date: 9/13/2005 17:04:56 -0400
From: Amanda Rodriguez <arod2279@sbcglobal.net>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Too Funny

Hey, I like your site...it's hilarious!  Keep up the good work!

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Date: 9/13/2005 23:22:46 -0400
From: chris <ccooke@videotron.ca>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: jesus was gay

i just dont understand how you can be so blind. i understand the human tradition of religion but to let it run your life is slavery. you are controlled.

you should add www.g7welcomingcommittee.com to your list of satanic websites!

i am a demon. i am proud to be a demon.

Stupid e-mail...

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Date: 9/13/2005 23:45:27 EDT
From: Bb7551@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: your page...

I'm not being mean or anything, because I believe everyone should be able  to
choose, or deny there own faith but....

Do you have ANY and I mean ANY scientific information backing any of your  
claims on the masturbation page? Sperm that isn't released by whatever means,  
isn't released in urine... its released in nocturnal emissions.

Also... do you know why gay men were condemned in the bible but not  
lesbians? It was because people back then believed that semen was life, so  spilling
of semen would be the same as killing someone... they had NO idea about  a
woman's egg... or do you deny that as well?

Well I am a Christian, so I know more than you. You forget, God is on my side you Liberal.

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Date: 9/14/2005 20:47:51 +0000
From: "adsf adsf" <eric.clapson@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Question

Hi, can you clarify one thing for me?

you state the following on your website:

"If you notice by reading e-mails in the "E-Mail Bag" section, many
self-acclaimed 'Christians' have told me they will come find me and kill me,
rape my daughter, and so forth. This behavior isn't Christian, and isn't
tolerated by our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ."

but then you go on to say (things like):

"They really should be rounded up and shot since they don't realize what
kind of immoral society America would be without the "Under God" in our
pledge. "

wouldn't you say that behavior isn't Christian either.. that is, rounding
people up and shooting them.  "Thou shalt not kill"  or "Love you neighbor
as you love yourself".

Just curious.  Thanks.

EC

Satan! Get behind me Satan!!

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Date: 9/14/2005 14:23:55 -0700
From: Dylan Inserra <slightly_shattered@sbcglobal.net>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Christianity

Wow... that's all I can say after seeing your website. I never knew that such stupid people like yourselves existed.

Let's take a look, shall we?

I read an email you received... the email said "I have a paradox I've been trying to figure out. Would it be possible for Jesus to heat up a burrito so much that he himself could not eat it." to which you responded "No, Jesus has even the super power to eat hot burritos. He truly IS Lord!"

Yeah... I don't think you understood that at all. If Jesus can do everything, can he make something that he cannot do? He is, in fact, incapable of doing something he cannot do, which makes it impossible for him to do everything, like failing. Guess you just weren't smart enough to catch that, hmmm?

"A while back this site was removed off the internet since it was reported to being too "hateful". I never knew that in a great country like America that censorship was okay."

Have you watched television, buddy? Cause censorship is a pretty common thing today.

"I'm quite serious actually. The Earth IS flat!"

Well... buddy... I hate to break it to you, but we've seen earth from space... and it's not flat. It's actually quite round.

"Atheists are pure EVIL and all they do is hate everyone including themselves. They actually believe (this is hillarious!) that the Earth is round and that the Earth is billions of years old, when CLEARLY we know from the Bible that it is roughly 10,000 years old. HELLLLOO!! Wake up DEMONS!"

Okay... um... yeah. First of all, I'm agnostic (not aetheist) and I don't hate myself, or much else. Just a question... what about the other religions, the ones that are older than Christianity, what makes them wrong and you right? I mean, your bible is dramatically flawed, obviously.

"NEVER EVER SPEAK KINDLY TO AN ATHEIST! Do yourself a favor and speak with the Anger, Hate, and Wrath of God to show that you are Good and they are Evil, since they are bigots who want to eat your children and take President Bush out of office!"

Eat children? That's a new one. Are you like, stuck in the 15th century? Oh, and I hate to break it to you, but Bush is going to be out of office soon, whether you like it or not. Presidents are only allowed to serve two terms, remember?

Ok... when you talked about SUV's...

"~Emits air which makes trees and plants grow more plentifully. This ensures healthy people and a higher chance of being smart enough to become a Christian."

... That doesn't even make any sense. Cars, ALL cars, emit carbon monoxide, which is poisonous, you dipshit. How else do you think that people kill themselves by sitting in a closed garage with their car running?

" No, agnosticism is a tool developed by Christians to show you can follow God and still be cool, but to interject Satanic ideals (like the lie that God doesn't exist or anything science related)."

Ok, let's go to the dictionary for this one. Agnosticism is defined as:


  The doctrine that certainty about first principles or absolute truth is unattainable and that only perceptual phenomena are objects of exact knowledge.
  The belief that there can be no proof either that God exists or that God does not exist.
Yeah. You're an idiot.

"Those stupid Liberals and all their "theories" and they think the Religion of Science is superior to Christianity."

Yeah, science isn't a religion.

So... do you just make up shit with the hopes that... what? I really don't even understand what you're doing. You make christians hate you, you make non-christians hate you MORE... you're basically just giving christianity a bad name.

Please, post my email. I dare you. It'll just make you look like a bigger dumbass.

Back! Stand back Unibrow!!!

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Date: 9/14/2005 21:52:56 -0700
From: SyLaTAC Cypher <mr.sylatac@gmail.com>
Reply-to: mr.sylatac@gmail.com
To: "PastorJim@truechristian.com" <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Your a damn moron

People like you should be arrested you hate gay people for no reason and you
vote for bush thats a damn good sin if i ever heared one and damnit learn to
call someone something else then "fat" or "smelly"

--
Your an asshole who should burn in hell
Kyle Hewitt

I'm an American you dork.

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Date: 9/15/2005 16:16:09 -0400
From: "taylor94@mtaonline.net" <taylor94@mtaonline.net>
Reply-to: taylor94@mtaonline.net
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Are YOU really a Christian??

I came across you site by accident. I have read the hate email from Deuce
and I must say it was very disturbing, not only for the young lady who is
seriously confused and lost but I did not understand your way of mocking
her? Is your responses really Christ like? Christ spoke truth to his
enemy’s not condescending words. It seems you are not really fighting for
GOD but for some sort of misguided hidden agenda. What was with the Nigger
loving stuff?  Where did this come from? Jesus is a Jew? Were these your
words? A sad day in this country if this is how people think "TRUE" bible
believing Christians behave.


LUKE 23:34
Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are
doing."

"What was with the Nigger
loving stuff?"

What? How dare you say such a racist thing!!

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Date: 9/15/2005 15:45:36 -0700
From: Iva Austin <iva_l_austin@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: FreedomOfSpeech

Pastor Jim,

    I am not writing this to censor you, ask for an apology or anything such as that. I'll even refrain from cursing. But before I begin, do not try to pray for me because 1) it will not work and 2) I do not wish for you to do so. Please respect my wishes and please, if you decide to reply, do not curse at me, or accuse me of "Satanism" as that is not what I believe. I write this, not to stir trouble, but rather to inform you of the RIGHT things on paganism.
   
    I am 15 years old, and as such I do not claim to know everything or even very much on anything, but I do know about my religion. I'm a studying wiccan of 3 years and counting and magick is in my blood. I'm of Celtic desent and have Druidic blood as well and Native American Shaman and Anglo-Saxon. I was born to a baptist family with a background of Catholosism, but I have NEVER had a religion forced upon me. My mother's words, "My life, my choice, my faith."  I have friends that are Methodist, Catholic, Baptist, Athiest, Buddhist, Hindu and Wiccan/Pagan.

    I read your section on Paganism and I was, to put it nicely, shocked as well and saddened and somewhat angered. Growing up in the "Bible-belt" as it is called, in the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains, I'm used to critisism and such so much of what you have said, I have already heard. I did, however, find quite a few mistakes, incorrect presumptions and mistranslations. I'd list them, but it would take me a few days to find them all, so I'll list the major ones.

1)Pagans DO NOT worship the vagina. But it is sacred as it is one of the anatomic parts of the female which we DO hold sacred as the phisical resemblance of our Goddess.

2)Pagans for the most part don't even celebrate Easter. We celebrate Ostare or Ostara. It is the Spring Exquinox, a symbolence of life and rebirth as wll as love.

3)Your 'beloved' quote,Exodus 22:18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." was wrongly mis-translated from is original Hebrew text by King James so that people would believe him when he stated that all wiccans, pagans and everyone else that opposed the Catholic church, were Satanic and to be killed. The true meaning of the original hebrew word m'khashepah is female sorcerer, not witch. There's a rather large difference. Sorcerer's often seek to harm rather than to help. Witches do the exact opposite. We seek to help, rather than to harm.

4)You've got no right to say, and I quote,

"  KILL ALL THOSE LIBERALS!! LET THEM BURN AND SCREAM FOR MERCY!! "

I thought you were Christian. Why would you wish to harm ANYBODY?

5) By worshiping our Goddess and our God, we are breaking no commandment, because wicca had only one rule, 'An it harm none, Do what ye will.' We are mearly refusing to follow you monothesis idea of God and faith. We do not even recognise you 10 Commandments.

***I will be quoting you often from here so as to disspell any false ideas on paganism and wicca.***

6)"Pagans are all bigots and God haters. They all worship Satan and preach anti-family values. These anti-family values would involve EVEN LOVING FAGS!! Loving a "family" member like that is wrong. Family is about purity so excommunication is the only true form of love."  This is wrong. We do not worship Satan because we do not believe in him. We feel that to give an entity of evil such names is to give it power to destroy us.

7) "Pagans persecute Christians. They don't allow us to burn them at the stake anymore since of Liberal Laws." Wrong. We do not persecute you, you persecute us. You saying thisgs like this is prime example of that little fact. And we dont allow you to kill us because, for one thing, it's AGAINST THE LAW! It's called murder of the third degree. Read the constitution and the laws before you go about saying thing such as this.

8) "The Earth is 6,000 years old you fool! I'm a Scientist! I know this since the Bible tells me so and everything else is a Liberal Lie!" Paganism was the first know religion dating bace to cavemen of the Paleolithic Era when humans first showed up in evolution.As a self-proclaimed scientist, you should have realised this. And FYI, the Bible is a book. It has errors becaus it was madeby man and man is imperfect as everyone knows therefore your bible is imperfect. DEAL WITH IT AND GET OVER YOURSELF!

9) " The pentagram represents SATAN!!"  This is wrong. The pentagram, or pentacle, represents the elements of Air, Fire, Water, Earth and the Universal Spirit.

10) "Christians NEVER fail..." This is wrong because Christians are human and humans are prone to failure and error.

11) "...all of the EVIL Witches were exterminated. All these witches (as all pagan women do) have green skin with a wart on their long noses since they are EVIL." This is SOOOO wrong. Only about 3 to 10% of the men, women and children tried and murdered were real wiccans. the rest were innoncent people that never even got a trial. AND we are NOT the Wicked Witch of the West as Hollywood so depicts us. I have seen many Wiccans and none of them have green skin and very few have warts at all. and NONE of us are evil.

12) "Pagans are all Evil Satanists. They eat children and put curses on people." You're forgetting the fact that we eat human souls as well.(That's a joke. Come on, laugh big boy. It's called SARCASM!) Seriously though, I've never seen anyone save for cannibales. We do not curse people because we believe in karma, what we do comes back on us, and the Rule of 3, what we do comes back with three times the good or bad of what we sent out.

    That's all I have to say...for now. The things you said are wrong and incorrect. I'd also like to ask you a few questions.

1) Do you even HAVE a Ph.D? If so, what of?

2) What rock are you living under so I can find it and destroy it so that you can open your eyes to the world around you?

3) You DO realize that Wicca is a recognized religion by the government and we are allowed to serve our country and protect our homes, families and human rights, don't you?

4)Don't you understand that you're fighting a loosing battle here? Wicca is a growing and thriving religion and it never has and never will be erraticated from this world. No matter what you do, we will ALWAYS be there. You may bring back your Burning Ages, but if you do remember this because it's in YOUR bible, "Thou shalt not kill." If you ignore that, then you are a hypocrite in the truest sense.

Brightest Blessing, Laughter, Light and Love,

Obsidian RoseQuartz

That's nice.

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Date: 9/15/2005 19:19:46 EDT
From: WestviewMike@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Greetings.

Dear Pastor Jim,

I have found this site to be quite disturbing in it's content. As most of  us
atheists have chosen not to believe in this so-called 'God,' and do not wish  
or seek to destroy you highly civilized religion. We face more prosecution
than  you ever could because of freedom to choose, this does not seem to be a
very  Christian site when it degrades people trying to make a living. I, leader
of the  Atheist Community, also known as AC is a supportive group of our own
members.  Your site came to my attention when a young adult viewed your site
and was  utterly astonished by it's content. So, I would like to request that
you fully  respect the choice of freely choosing atheists, as we respect you.

Sincerely, Mike

I found this hilarious:

"Who am I?

I am a lamb of Darkness, Messenger of Doom. I am Cantido~Sama Halo God of Dark Flames. A Dark Apprentice of the Brotherhood of Doom"

That's from your website. You are quite an idiot for an atheist. You are a fool to criticize me and claim you are a powerful leader in the atheist community.

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Date: 9/16/2005 04:42:13 +0000
From: "Jami Lowery" <jami0487@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Your site...

Your site is completely ridiculous, and rather insulting to me as a
Christian. I know many people who would probably agree with me that it
insults them as Christians.

You need serious mental help. This isn't hate mail, this is me stating the
facts.

And just so you know? Jesus was born in the Middle East. Before America
existed, therefore he can't be American. Read the Bible properly, and get a
life.

<html><DIV>
<DIV align=center>
<DIV>
<DIV align=center><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" color=#006600
size=2>~Jami~</FONT></DIV>
<DIV align=center><FONT face=Arial color=#006600 size=2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV align=center><FONT face=Arial color=#006600 size=2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV align=center><FONT face=Arial color=#006600 size=2><EM>"And now these
three remain: faith, hope and love.&nbsp; But the greatest of these is
love."</EM></FONT></DIV>
<DIV align=center><FONT face=Arial color=#006600 size=2>~Corinthians
13:13~</FONT></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></html>

"I know many people who would probably agree with me that it
insults them as Christians."

Christians are a mass majority of the world. Quit acting like a victim.

"You need serious mental help."

Why? Because I point out what's in the Bible?

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Date: 9/16/2005 01:20:40 -0400
From: "Rachel Reikowski" <hikari08@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Your site

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Date: 9/16/2005 08:11:30 -0400
From: "J B" <liquidprism@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Re: Concerns with Truechristian.com

http://www.truechristian.com/undergod.html
 

I trust Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior.  He died on the cross to forgive us all of our sins.

Please refrain from using the site name True Christian if all you are willing to do is post messages of hatefulness.  A true christian would not perpetuate anger.

Hatefulness? How dare you call a Christian hateful, you filthy atheist!

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Date: 9/16/2005 20:54:44 +0300
From: Brian Hoover <eisenreich@walla.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Great Page

Keep up the wonderful work with your site, the 'kidz page' is absolutely hilarious .  Quick question: on the FAQ page (http://www.truechristian.com/18.html), you disprove that the Earth is a sphere by stating that it's actually a two dimensional object, a circle.  Yet, on another page (http://www.truechristian.com/03.html), you quote Isaiah as saying, "And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the earth."  It's been awhile since kindergarden, but I don't remember too many circles having corners.  So would the planet actually be a two dimensional square?  Any chance God could have just been trying to make a square crust pizza rather than creating the Earth?

Cheers-

You are trying to point out a contradiction in the Bible but the truth is that there are no contradictions in the Bible since I said so. End of story!!

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Date: 9/16/2005 20:29:18 -0500
From: Richii Ramerez <ima_gay_putah@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Hey big boi!

Hola! ¿que tal? ME amor usted!
I miss you miho!!!!

When are you going to see me? Soy de Ecuador es el Veraneo!!


I miss you were here right now ese! I looooovee  yooooo!!

Our love is like that song/.. "when i think about you i touch myself!"

ohhhh your my special putah i love you so much.

call me! my cell is ALWAYS on my ringtone for you is the culture club song!!!!

ok hunn looooooove you!!

...

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Date: 9/17/2005 19:28:24 +0800
From: "Donovan" <chicana@bigpond.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: riamarincowits@eddept.wa.edu.au

Pastor Jim
I am in desparate need of advice. I have been married for 12 years to a man
who hates God. He has once been a pastor in a large church in South Africa.
He has since turned away from God and curse Him in the most vile manner
infront of my boys every day.
As I married a Christian who turned out to be a lie, I feel lied to.I would
never have married an unbeliever.
He is at a point now where I fear for the emotional and spiritial wellfare
of my sons aged 8 and 11.A minute ago he hit my older child infront of
friends and girls because he did not hear and run to him when he called.He
critisezes my sons non stop and I can see how they suffer.
Please contact me on riamarincowits@eddept.wa.edu.au as this adress will be
unsafe to me.
Greetings Ria

Okay.

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Date: 9/17/2005 16:07:08 -0700
From: dfh DFhj <battle_bones2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Question

Dear pastor Jim,

I have a serious question to ask you. It has been bugging me for some time now. What would Jesus really do for a Klondike Bar? Have you tried one? Wow! They're incredible. Do you think Jesus likes them? I bet he does. Actually, I have two questions. Is Jesus your homeboy? He seems to be my homeboy. I wonder if he can be your homeboy too. Do you think he can be everybody's homeboy? Wouldn't he get tired of being everyone's homeboy eventually, and like...escape to the mountains in Tibet? Do you think he likes Tibet? I bet he does. Do you think he's chill up there with the other super best friends and eat Klondike bars? What do you think Jesus's favorite color is? Mine's green. Do you think we share the same favorite color? Wow that would be so neat-o if we did! Wanna know why my favorite color is green? Green is my favorite color because it reminds me of the Tibetian forests right before Autumn. How about rock music? Do you think Jesus liked rock music? I bet he does! Wow, what kind of
rock music does he like? I'm a fan of alternative, though. Is he goth? Does Jesus like goth music? Punk? Punk/goth? Wow! Does Jesus like the '80s? I don't! The '80s sucked! Especially the clothes! Can you believe they wore leggings? And what was up with their hair!? I have a mohawk! Do you like mohawks? I sure do. Hey. You know what? Mohawk sounds like mole to me! I have a pet mole. Its name is Frederick. I named it that because it has the word FRED and ICK in it. Jim, what two words is Jim made up of?

Thanks for taking the time to answer my questions.

Sincerely,

A very curious person.

...

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Date: 9/17/2005 20:15:22 -0700
From: Thatcher Newkirk <thatchernewkirk@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: delicious

I am an atheist, as are many of my friends.  Although
most people are familiar with the sins typically
associated with atheism, you are the first to point
out that we do, in fact, eat children.  Is it still a
sin if the children are really little?  I mean, it’s
not like they’re functioning members of society yet.
Besides, if I eat them before they’ve had a chance to
sin don’t they have a better chance of getting into
heaven?  And if that’s the case, aren’t I actually
helping these kids that I consume?  What if the kids
who I eat are gay?  Is it okay then?

" you are the first to point
out that we do, in fact, eat children"

Atheists also sacrifice newborn babies to Satan.

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Date: 9/18/2005 17:35:52 +0100
From: "adam laurie" <thedomestics@hotmail.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Eve

hello,

i was wondering about how you feel about the sceintific discovery through our genes-DNA that we, every person in the wolrd can be traced back to one woman. this supports the idea that Eve was the mother of us all. However delighted you may be that sceintists can prove this, it may dampen your hate full-heart that she was black.

adam laurie

Magic.

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Date: 9/18/2005 22:59:40 -0700
From: "Andy" <Andy@GodlessBastard.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Just a gentle nudge to wake you....

You wrote: "You are associated with the American Atheist organization, whom
of which I completely dislike. Remove your affiliation and I'll consider
it."

First, we all know you dislike atheist affiliations. Say it with me:
"A-duh!" Second, I'll remove my affiliation the day you awake from your
delusional belief in god. And third, about being put on your list, um, I was
being facetious. Of course you're clearly not intelligent enough to figure
out that my entertainment glee (derived from your site) is NOT something you
should be flattered by. I'm entertained by your inane rantings the same way
I'm entertained when Moe pokes Curly in the eyes.

-------------------------------



Put me on YOUR list, because your site is hysterical. Can't get enough of
it!



I love ya, man.  Keep us entertained.



Andy

The current American Atheist Organization helps Christians more than atheists.

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Date: 9/19/2005 06:03:19 -0700
From: Mike Anello <meisaku_muteki@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Keke.

Hey, Jimothy.

I'd like to commend you on a completely awesome job.
The racial slander and genocidal ideals made me
giggle.
So, where'd you learn to use basic HTML? Nifty job you
did with such limited resources. Did you build your
site with notepad?

I'm impressed! Perhaps you and I can speak on a less
limited basis to discuss how you and I both hate jews
and coons and how we love leather and BDSM.
                           
                    Sincerely,
                                        GOD LOL
DONATE TO 4CHAN

??

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Date: 9/19/2005 09:48:47 -0400
From: "Ray Dubuque" <Ray@LiberalsLikeChrist.Org>
Reply-to: "Ray Dubuque" <Ray@LiberalsLikeChrist.Org>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: "Liberals Like Christ"

"Pastor" Jim,

I'm amazed at the effort that you have put into this spoof of "Christian" Conservatism.

We would honored to have our JesusNoRepublican.Org & LiberalsLikeChrist.Org web sites below added to your list of "satanic" sites on your links page, for the benefit of rational people who are either Christians who are Liberals, as Christ was, or Liberals who like Christ, because he was such a great promoter of Liberal ideas and policies.
     Rev. Ray Dubuque, creator of
http://www.JesusNoRepublican.Org/ which shows why Jesus would abhor today's Republican Party,  &
http://www.LiberalsLikeChrist.Org/ which shows why Liberal Democrats are more like Christ than are Conservative Republicans.

Sure. Done!

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Date: 9/19/2005 18:46:05 -0700
From: Matthew Patton <ebwithsomefeedback@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: How are you?

Mr. Nichols,

I was wondering how your year was going.  I hope you
were not offended by any remarks made by myself and my
friends.  I am sorry that you have banned us, and was
hoping that the restriction from the site could be
lifted.  I understand your concern, but I can vouch
for my friend.  

Thanks,
Your Friend in Fellowship

Nope.

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Date: 9/19/2005 22:24:07 -0400
From: "michael richardson" <michael491003@sympatico.ca>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: hi

I am truley sorry that you feel that way about any other human being on the face of this earth. I was brought up Christian Catholic, and I always though that God was about forgiveness. . . .to all of his creatures. . . .even those as hateful as yourself.
I feel sorry for you, because if you can't fogive others their shortcomings how can you forgive yourself.
Just remember, everything on this planet was created by God, and to love Him is to love all His creations.

You love Satan?

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Date: 9/19/2005 20:19:34 -0700
From: "Ali hussain" <alihussain718@msn.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Dude wtf man?

im not being cencerd or a red neck american dude, but i learned that christians belive that jesus is the Son of God, but at ur site there's a comic on evolution, at the end of the comic said that God left the earth, and became Jesus christ? how can jesus be god's son and be god as well so u in that comic u say that god is his own son?... explain dude

Magick.

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Date: 9/20/2005 11:26:02 -0700
From: Peach Shade <peachfromit@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Question

Pastor Jim:
  I began to read your site, but have not had time to
finish because I have time constraints with a full
time job and being a full time night student in
college. I was confused by the section that discusses
blacks in a derogatory manner. Would you please
clarify to me why God hates black people? Also, what
about the Hispanic and Asian. I ask because I am just
learning and need some guidance.

Blessings:

Peach

God doesn't hate them at all. Why would you think such things?! Are you racist?!

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Date: 9/20/2005 22:06:30 -0500
From: <rburkey@charter.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: your site

phew, your site gave me a bit of a scare. as a christian i know some of my fellow.... "christians" can be well, downright facist. and well heh i thought your site was real for awhile and nearly went postal, heh which shows how brilliant a spoof it is. dear god i hope its a spoof (with people like pat robertson and jerry falwell out there walking around with horns hidden under their plastic petrified hair you can never be too sure)

- josh burkey

"phew, your site gave me a bit of a scare."

Imagine if you read the Bible then.

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Date: 9/21/2005 10:30:15 -0700
From: amber sams <amberpalooza@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Puh-lease

I can not believe you have the phrase "The
Nigger-Loving Evolutionist" on your website...is this
a joke? I mean seriously...I can't wait till you meet
God...she's going to laugh so hard and then borrow a
pitch fork from Lucifer and probably stick it up your
nigger loving christian hole.

Have a nice day...and remember Jesus loves you no
matter how stupid you are. Good thing, huh?

"stick it up your
nigger loving christian hole."

Are you racist?! What's wrong with black people?!

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Date: 9/22/2005 16:39:01 +1000
From: "Greg Willson" <gwillson@bigpond.net.au>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: What's wrong wiht Michael Moore?

Dear Pastor Jim,

Thank you for having your say on the website and may the Lord Jesus Christ
be exalted always.

QUESTION:
Please tell me where you take objection to the work of Michael Moore in
particular Farienhiet 9/11.
.

Yours sincerely,


Greg Willson

Since it is all Liberal Lies.

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Date: 9/22/2005 12:54:16 -0400
From: "Patrick Taylor" <ptaylor81@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: What hatred do you have with StandUp For Kids?

Pastor Jim,

I am writing this email in reference to your webpage regarding StandUp For
Kids and Founder Rick Koca.

Apparently you have never heard of child abuse and neglect.  The majority of
kids on the streets come from broken homes where these kids come home to
abuse or witnessing their parents using drugs or alcohol on a daily basis.  
You, proclaiming your Christian faith and attempting to represent the
Christian beliefs, should step back and utilize a bit of common sense in
understanding that organizations like StandUp For Kids exist to help these
kids get their lives back together, not to continue them on a path of
destruction.

It is shameful, uneducated people like yourself that give Christians like
myself a bad name.  God teaches us to help our brother, not hate him!  You
apparently slept through that class at seminary, assuming you are even a
real Pastor.

I would appreciate any intelligent comments you have on this issue.  I will
be forwarding your link to every Christian Rights organization in the United
States to inform them of your hatred of humanity.  I wish you the best in
life even though apparently you don't wish others the same unless they agree
100% with you.

Sincerely,
Patrick Taylor
A Concerned Christian

You're going to Hell, you filthy atheist.

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Date: 9/22/2005 18:35:39 EDT
From: Reichseagle@cs.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: woman

The part about the woman getting use kicked out of the kingdom of heaven is
true and i think that the woman not all will get us kicked off the face of
earth also by breeding with niggers by destroying the pure white race it makes me
sick to see a nigger with a white. when they breed it seems to me that the
black takes over and whipes out the history of there white race, dark skin the
pubic hair,big lips,big nose and usualy acts like a nigger, so whats left that
shows the white history?  

Eh?

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Date: 9/23/2005 09:41:20 +0100
From: El Barbudo <soy_elbarbudo@yahoo.co.uk>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: You are indeed a True Christian!

Pastor Jim,

I am so impressed with your site, your attitude and your uncompromising stand on showing the world what it means to be a True Christian.

I have written more on my Blog about what it means to be a True Christian:
http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com/2005/09/true-christian.html

While I would love to be added to your True Christian Links, as I am not a Christian myself, I would still be honoured if you would add my site to your "Satanic Links" list.

Pastor Jim Nicholls - I salute you!

El Barbudo
http://el-barbudo.blogspot.com

Thanks.

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Date: 9/23/2005 19:33:52 +0000
From: "Peter Burton" <peterhsburton@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: True Christian Website Statement

Dear Pastor,

My friend introduced me to your website, and specifically the page regarding
the evils of masturbation.

http://www.truechristian.com/masturbation.html

I know he is a habitual offender, but I am trying to better myself now,
having been an offender for many years.  I didn't realise that it could
cause so many problems, not only with one's eyesight, but in society in
general.  Your website has caused me to rethink my actions in order to
better myself in accordance with God's wishes.

Thank you.
Peter Burton

Great! God bless you!

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Date: 9/23/2005 14:56:15 -0700
From: Joel Estes <jecom76@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: please answer me

Hi,
I sent a couple emails a while back asking about a few of your beliefs. You never responded and I wanted to say that I really am curious. You promote people to "ask pastor Jim" and that's what I was doing. I'm not trying to mock you or even argue, I just am curious to know.

I case you don't remember those question here is a list of them

1. why do you hate black people/where does is promote racism in the bible?
2. (concerning slavery section) you say people should make slaves be Christian and you use a black slave as an example but you also say on your site that black people are demons and are going to hell anyway so is there a point to converting them?
3.Why are you so patriotic? America promotes things like anti-slavery, freedom of religion, equal rights to women, to people of other races and religions, to gays, etc, and allows people to lives "sinful lifestyles" if they want to. So I would think you might consider America a modern day Sodom like Fred Phelps does.
4.Where do you get the info that SUVs emit healthy chemicals?
5.Is it possible that the bible could have been misinterpreted over the years or someone could have made a mistake when writing it since it was written by man. Could the bible be inaccurate?

Once again, I'm not trying to tell your wrong or anything so please respond and answer my questions.
Shed some of your godly wisdom on this inferior liberal nonbeliever.
 

"1. why do you hate black people/where does is promote racism in the bible?"

I don't.

"2. (concerning slavery section) you say people should make slaves be Christian and you use a black slave as an example but you also say on your site that black people are demons and are going to hell anyway so is there a point to converting them?"

Since who will wash our feet and grow our cotton in Heaven? We cant let the succubi in Hell get them!

"3.Why are you so patriotic? America promotes things like anti-slavery, freedom of religion, equal rights to women, to people of other races and religions, to gays, etc, and allows people to lives "sinful lifestyles" if they want to. So I would think you might consider America a modern day Sodom like Fred Phelps does."

Because America is a Christian Nation. All those problems are because of the few atheists.

"4.Where do you get the info that SUVs emit healthy chemicals?"

RNC.

"5.Is it possible that the bible could have been misinterpreted over the years or someone could have made a mistake when writing it since it was written by man. Could the bible be inaccurate?"

No, because I could look like a dumbass.

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Hello,

For my entire life I was a Christian. I just believed whatever my preacher and other religious figures told me. I finally read the bible; start to finish. I am now an atheist. Religion completely contradicts science and does not allow logical reasoning WHICH IS FINE IF YOU BELIEVE IN IT. I simply can't let go of logical thinking and scientifical laws. I have lots of Christian friends and my entire family is one denomination or another. I think it's awesome for people to be able to believe in something so strongly as some people do God, Buddha, Brahma, etc., and I've never tried to push any of them away from their religious beliefs. I was extremely hurt when on your site (which my Baptist friend wanted me to read) you said:

As long as you never touch, make friends with, or marry an atheist, you will go to Heaven (plus meeting the other guidelines of course). Atheists are pure EVIL and all they do is hate everyone including themselves. They actually believe (this is hillarious!) that the Earth is round and that the Earth is billions of years old, when CLEARLY we know from the Bible that it is roughly 10,000 years old. HELLLLOO!! Wake up DEMONS! We aren't going to follow for your idiotic nonsense that you call science. Sience is for idiots who think that reason is obtained from testing and hypothesizing, when all the knowledge in the world we need is from the Bible.

NEVER EVER SPEAK KINDLY TO AN ATHEIST! Do yourself a favor and speak with the Anger, Hate, and Wrath of God to show that you are Good and they are Evil, since they are bigots who want to eat your children and take President Bush out of office!

I can't understand why someone would consider me too lowly to speak to my own friends. And for the record I wanted Bush in office. Sure, I think the Earth is billions upon billions of years old; Adam and Eve were really some prehistoric breed of ape; and the Earth is round, but I do know that the bible says, "He without sin cast the first stone." and it preaches that judgment is not up to people, it's up to God and Jesus. So whether or not my friends reach heaven is up to them and their/your God, not you! And explain to me, why would them being friends with me affect this?

Thanks for taking time to read this,

An Atheist


Also, when you claim things like this; it makes Christians look really, really stupid. You could have at least called me a demon in a less childish manner.

That's what happens when Christians read the Bible, they turn into atheists. No wonder all the Christians who complain to me haven't read the Bible before.

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Date: 9/24/2005 22:04:35 +0000
From: heathcliff@rock.co*
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Thumbsup

Thanks for the good laugh, dude. Very much needed. The site is funny because it's true (about the Bible), keep it awesome.

Thank you so much!!

= )

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Date: 9/24/2005 18:05:27 -0700
From: Loren Killgore <icompete4christ@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: taking the Bible seriously

I didn't get a chance to look over the ENTIRE website,
but from what I did look at, you take the Bible
literally word for word.  Well, you don't seem to do
that in your language.  You call people fool a couple
times I noticed.  Doesn't the Bible say that if you
call someone a fool, you will be in danger of the fire
of hell?  (Matthew 5:22)  How do you take verse like
that?  What do they mean to you?

You're a fool.

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Date: 9/25/2005 07:37:25 -0400
From: "angellis" <angellis@tds.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: california plesiosaur

Hello,
   I am a literal 6 day creationist, but noticed the photo of the California "plesiosaur". The remains are definitely from some form of beaked whale and the supposed "neck" is probably the spinal column of the creature. Thanks for your time.
   Vince Ward

Those Liberals and their lies. When will they learn?

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Date: 9/25/2005 09:39:59 EDT
From: MikeJanz@aol.com
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)

Who Are you? Just a friendly question from a fellow pastor.

Pastor, Mike
mikejanz@aol.com

I'm the person you e-mailed.

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Date: 9/25/2005 07:57:28 -0700
From: Nga Chau <letshugpuppy@gmail.com>
Reply-to: Nga Chau <letshugpuppy@gmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: God

god is not real...i dare you to doubt me. i say, if u think science is fake
and tells lies, then take out your TV, your refrigerator, your computer,
your everything that was created by science and we'll see how u survive.
everything was created by science and you know it. god is just a fable
created to fill your insecurities. Th_ big fr_g in your mind, you fill in
the missing gaps to spell out the big frog, just like where did we come
from? u fill in the missing gaps with "god" you cant explain it any other
way and your too ignorant to think it through and so you have no other
choice but to fill it in with an imaginary man named god.
where was god to help save all those people from hurricane Katrina? if hes
so wonderful, why wont he stop the hurricane and save all those lives?
because he isn't real. you only made him so you have someone to credit and
to blame, all because you don't have another way of explaining things.
the bible is just a bunch of paper with ink splattered in it. you have no
proof of who wrote it, where it came from. its just a bunch of crap written
in pages because no one could explain why the sky was blue. but now that we
are smarter, SCIENCE has told us how the sky is blue. SCIENCE told us where
we came from SCIENCE told us what makes the world go round SCIENCE tells us
everything we need to know.
I am pro abortion, pro human cloning, pro stem cell research and pro
anything that the bible tries to tell me is wrong. i will do anything in my
power to take science as far as it can go just in spite of you and the
christian ways
i don't understand how you can possibly believe anything the bible tells
you, in your website you sound like an ignorant 12 year old boy who has yet
to go through puberty. your only defense is that god is number one...which
isn't true so the only thing that u have to back you up is a made up tall
tale. i don't see how u can trust the bible so much when it has been wrong
numerous times and constantly contradicts itself. there is no truth to the
bible and i pity you for not knowing the real truth.
i will never conform.
i will always believe in science.
your pal,
anonymous

"if u think science is fake
and tells lies, then take out your TV, your refrigerator, your computer,
your everything that was created by science"

People created those things, not science. Believe it or not, but science is a process of evaluating your environment, and nothing else more.

"i will always believe in science."

And God will send you to Hell because of that.

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Date: 9/26/2005 23:01:08 +0930
From: "Sarah Rogers" <sarey_04@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: lol

*rolls eyes* yes, DNA is a lie. and you know what else? there is no such thing as "the internet", coz there's nothing in the Bible about it... oh wait a second... what's this thing called..? "e-mail"? hmm... nope, can't find anything in the Bible about that either... hmm, must not exist...

dont you think this is a little bit stupid?? theres things that are obviously real, because there's proof of it... like, actual, real proof... ie, i'm sitting in front of the computer [no mention of that in the Bible either], on the internet, writing an email...

also; how can you say you're a Christian if you don't believe in eating all foods?? ["eat a lobster; satan wins"] "Jesus said that food merely passes through the body [and in saying that showed that all foods were clean]" [or something like that, i can't remember the exact verse but its in one of the Gospels...i think...] and Christians believe the word of Christ [get it, Christians?]...so you're saying you only believe parts of what he said?

now by no means am i saying i'm a perfect Christian [who is?] but some of the stuff you have on your website is just downright stupid. eg... "no donation, no salvation" -- remind you of the Catholic Church in the middle ages at all?? [that is, before the reformation]

and iniquity doesnt mean 'homosexuals' - what are you SMOKING?!?! Isiah 53:6 - We all like sheep have gone astray, each of us turned to his own way. but the Lord has laid on him the iniquity of us all.' iniquity means sinfulness...

seriously, your philosophies are TOTALLY whack... i mean, no offence [no wait, i think i do mean to offend you...] but come on...

now, after reading the 'kidz page' i'm not sure if you're totally takign the mickey out of Christian Science and Christianity in general, or if you're completely serious... coz if you are... i'm really quite worried...

so. thanks for putting such UTTER CRAP on the internet [yes, i do know that swearing is wrong] so that many people are turned away from the truth... God does love us all. equally. anyway, i'm going to go do some homework now. [oh hang on a second, homework can't exist!! it says nothign in the Bible about it!! pity this isnt the case...]

thanks for takign the time to read this... lol
sez


 

***:::---...__ www.sezslife.blogspot.com __...---:::***

 

"also; how can you say you're a Christian if you don't believe in eating all foods?? ["eat a lobster; satan wins"] "Jesus said that food merely passes through the body [and in saying that showed that all foods were clean]" [or something like that, i can't remember the exact verse but its in one of the Gospels...i think...] and Christians believe the word of Christ [get it, Christians?]...so you're saying you only believe parts of what he said?"

 

Where in the Bible is that?

 

"you're totally takign the mickey"

 

 

Woman, keep Mickey OUT of this!!

 

"God does love us all"

 

Especially the ones He sends to Hell forever. 

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Date: 9/26/2005 15:07:02 +0100
From: MARC <maf571@btinternet.com>
To: admdelta@hotmail.com, tcnamith@hotmail.com, coyote1504@aol.com, pastorjim@truechristian.com, slark1@gmail.com, smithj@optusnet.com.au, guy@northnet.com.au, asheldon@rivernet.com.au, sskip@hotmail.com, lighting4me@hotmail.com
Subject: digiretreat.co.uk forum

Hi,

I'd like to personally invite you to a great forum at www.digiretreat.co.uk - it has members just like you from all around the world, discussing everything from politics to music to soaps to TV, sport to games   - in fact everything all on one site!

We'd love you to join our digiretreat family!

Look forward to seeing you soon!

ps If you don't want to join our thriving site, why not pass this email on to a friend?

Shouldn't you just die?

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Date: 9/27/2005 11:19:31 -0400
From: "Jeremy" <lslaybau@nycap.rr.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: A quick response

I came to your site, thinking perhaps you meant what you said when you
stated "We put the Christ back in Christianity!" Needless to say I was
disappointed by how little Christ is shown, and how much of yourself, your
ideas and your hates are shown. Judgment really is better left to God, but I
digress.

I may be wrong, but when last I knew "hunt down and burnt" (your comment on
the Wiggles) went out with the inclusion of Christ's love for the sinner
despite the sin. I would also think Christ's response to the Sons of Thunder
in Luke 9 51-56 would be a clue, too.

I subscribe more to the idea of "Let he who is without sin cast the first
stone," as well as "Judge not, lest by the same measure you yourself are
judged." Do I condone sin or pretend that it's not really wrong? Absolutely
not. What the Bible calls sin is sin - but I do not judge the person; only
the action. Since you consider yourself a "messenger of God," perhaps you
should consider those verses as well - and definitely the one that says
"They will know you are my disciples if you love one another." How does
racism, bigotry, hatred and the like show God, or the love of Christ? I know
a great many people who preach the Bible as it is written, and FAR beyond
John 3:16 - what God calls sin is SIN, period - and yet don't resort to
that.

I seem to remember Christ not slamming the woman at the well, even though He
knew she was an adulteress, and a Samaritan, to boot - although that story
was probably changed by weak-kneed "Christians" who couldn't handle what
Jesus REALLY said.right? He probably laid right into her and told her off,
like he should have.right? Wrong.

I would be willing to bet you probably subscribe to the idea that Mister
Rogers was gay or evil because he didn't openly condemn homosexuality,
divorce, or other sins on his show. He probably was also evil because he
said, openly, that he liked the person even if they did things that were
wrong or he didn't like. (Sounds a lot like Jesus, but I digress again) You
probably also think that the pastor who pickets the funerals of homosexuals
and other people he considers to be evil and assures the families that those
people are in hell is doing the right thing. (I know I would want to know
Jesus if I saw a representative like that.oh yeah.) Since the Wiggles are 4
men who wear different colors for characterization (it is, after all, a
children's show) and have seats raised in the back so that the camera can
actually see all 4 of them (Silly television isn't 3 dimensional), of course
they are homosexuals, evil, and should all be killed. Oh I forgot - they
wave strangely, too. Everyone knows, of course, that there is only one real,
'manly' way to wave, if you wave at all. The fact that they are Catholic
probably plays a part in that, too.

I was especially surprised to see you shut down and changed the forums
because people got a hold of your personal information and you were afraid
of attack. Surely a real soldier of Christ not only wouldn't be afraid of a
little persecution if he's doing God's work, but would expect it! After all,
isn't it Paul who said that even after being beaten and chained and
imprisoned he counted it all as glory for Christ?

And by the way - your ad that says "Vegetarians are pussys" really was a
great Christian message - perhaps if you're going to be crude and insulting,
you should at least spell it correctly. It's a noun, and the plural is
"pussies."  

I particularly enjoyed your "disclaimer" which said that you are not
responsible for any comment you may make in return that may offend me. Given
your slant on Christ and His teachings, that doesn't surprise me in the
slightest. I wouldn't think you would actually exercise the ideas put forth
in James 3:2-6. After all, we don't have to follow all of Scripture - only
the parts that fit what we choose to do or believe. Cults have been doing
that for centuries.        

Have a good day and please, feel free to add my name to your list of people
bound for Hell when they die. Perhaps it will encourage someone to come to
me and find out what it really means to know Jesus instead of taking your
words, God forbid, as the Gospel. I don't find a lot of "good news" in there
anywhere.

Jeremy, Upstate NY

PS: I missed the hate mail generator when I first came to your site. I will
be honored if you include me in that list of people who send you "hate" mail
- although you'll look a very, very long time before you find any hatred in
my email, here. (Needless to say I'll keep a copy in case you decide to edit
it to try and say I threatened you or some other paranoid nonsense)
Typically, though, anything that doesn't agree with your rather interesting
view of Christ will be hatred, so I'm fully expecting a response from you
worthy of that viewpoint.

Fag.

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Date: 9/27/2005 10:13:48 -0700
From: JB <jb48237@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: round earth All headers HI

A couple of questions about the flat earth:

1. I have flow in airplanes around the earth. How does
that work out with your map?

2. You seem to be connected to the landover baptist
church. is that the case?

Thanks

JB

"I have flow in airplanes around the earth."

Didn't "knew" that.

"2. You seem to be connected to the landover baptist
church. is that the case?"

No. I dislike them.

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Date: 9/27/2005 12:13:02 -0700
From: "Sean Herbert-Walker" <sean_herbertwalker@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Please

to the attention of
Pastor Jim Nicholls
True Christian Church of Christ
Blytheville, Arkansas.


Please tell me this is just an elaborate joke.  The amount of effort put in
would still be a little bit disconcerting but the absolute extremist
attitude exhibited does display a perverse and twisted sense of humor (which
I can always appreciate).  If however this is meant to be serious (ie; the
Evils of Masturbation...?) then you my friend have some serious reprssion
and self-denial issues.  You claim in your "Who Are We" page that violent,
abusive and threatening "...behavior isn't Christian, and isn't tolerated by
our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ", and yet in the same breath on your
"Evils of Masturbation" page you actually advocate such sadistic and
barbaric practices as intensive urine testing, zero tolerance, property
seizure without due process, chemotherapy and god-help-us-all....surgery?  
You sir are exemplary of what is twisted and corrupt in all organized
religion in today's world, specifically when manipulated by fanatical
zealots who use the naive faith of the others to justify their own mental
and emotional cancers.  Seek professional help and I will pray that any
unfortunate souls who stumble across your site have intelligence and guile
enough to recognize the ramblings of the mentally ill when they see it.

Honestly and genuinely concerned,

Sean Herbert-Walker

"Please tell me this is just an elaborate joke."

Say "Pretty please".

"You sir are exemplary of what is twisted and corrupt"

I'm Christian. What do you expect?

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Date: 9/27/2005 13:45:04 -0700
From: Jessica Nagel <uaskigyrl@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Are you for real?

Ummm...I don't know how to take your site.  I can't
really tell if you are serious about what you say, or
if it's all a big political/satirical joke.  You sound
very sarcastic about your own christianity (if you are
christian).  You also sound very sarcastic about the
US, and the role of religion (or lack there of) in our
government (if you are american).  It's almost like
your mocking christianity, the United States, the US'
stance on separation of Church and State, and the
current administrations belief in religion .  You also
mock the mission of the US Army, and the people who
serve in the US Army.

It's almost as if you are using the internet to try to
get people to become less religious and faithful.
Your comments  make me think that maybe you could be a
liberal, anti-american, anti-war atheist.

So, which is it?  What kind of point are you trying to
make?

Thank You for your time,
Jessica

Sorry 2nd Lieutenant, but you are the murderer, not me. Keep voting Republican.

= )

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Date: 9/27/2005 22:30:53 +0100
From: Roarey <roarey@gmail.com>
Reply-to: Roarey <roarey@gmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Love the new Kidz page

Hi, I just looked at your sites latest update and it was absolutely
hilarious; thanks for the laughs. Your site is brilliant!

Thank you!!

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Date: 9/28/2005 12:29:55 -0400
From: Kate <crimsonarts@yahoo.ca>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: WEBSITE

Dearest Pastor Jim,

I want to marry you and bear your children!

Kate

BEGONE FOWL SUCCUBUS!