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Date: 9/19/2004 23:33:59 +0000
From: "Ramiro Vazquez" <ramirovazquezcj@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
I have just perused your lame web site, truechristiamcom. You
really should
learn to spell before criticizing anyone. And what's more, it is patently
obvious that your extreme homophobia is a result of dormant and latent
homoerotic proclivities you posses. You really should bring them up to the
surface. Doesn't your bible say some where that everything that is hidden
will eventually come to light? Furthermore, you worship Jesus Christ. Jesus'
true sexual orientation has been brought into questions for years. I mean,
he didn't hang out in the hills with his 12 "male companions" for
nothing.
You really should pay closer circumspection to these issues, especially your
own psychological ones. Tootles.
"I have just perused your lame
web site, truechristiamcom"
I don't own "truechristiamcom".
You are retarded or illiterate? Perhaps both?
"And what's more, it is patently
obvious"
Patently? Yes the site is mine, but I
don't really need a patent for it.
"Furthermore, you worship Jesus
Christ. Jesus'
true sexual orientation has been brought into questions for years. I mean,
he didn't hang out in the hills with his 12 "male companions" for
nothing.
You really should pay closer circumspection to these issues, especially your
own psychological ones."
Okay, now that has just made you an
official idiot. Congratulations.
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Date: 9/19/2004 18:34:44 -0700
From: "john smith" <johhnyturbo@hotmail.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: did you go to Bob Jones University
well, did you go to BJU
it shares many of your views
No, I went to Liberty University.
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Date: 9/19/2004 22:23:18 -0500
From: "Don & Terri Gates" <lordnladygates@ezclick.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Need Info.
Dear Sir K.I.G.Y.
I am All ready a member of the klan but my clavern is two countys away I
live in Clark County is there a Group Closer ? please E-mail me at Cemteryman@yahoo.com
thank you
A.K.I.A.
Try e-mailing again once you pass 3rd
grade English, thanks.
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Date: 9/20/2004 12:55:23 -0700
From: Peter Grenader <peter@buzzclick-music.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: I see you're still nuts
Pastor Jim,
I swept your site for the first time in a while and I see you're still
certifiably crazy. Well, at least your predictable - there must be SOME
virtue in that, right?
- Peter
Hey if I'm crazy then so is President
Bush. He shares my same beliefs and that's why he was selected by Karl Rove as
our president.
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Date: 9/20/2004 20:41:20 -0500
From: "Ethan Hunt" <littlelonghornee@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: God is Love.
Dear Jim,
I John 4:7-21
"Beloved, let us love one another, for love is from God; and everyone who
loves is born of God and knows God. The one who does not love does not
know
God, for God is love. By this the love of God was manifested in us, that
God has sent His only begotten Son into the world so that we might live
through Him. In this is love, not that we loved God, but that He loved us
and sent His Son to be the propitiation for our sins. Beloved, if God so
loved us, we also ought to love one another. No one has seen God at any
time; if we love one another, God abides in us, and His love is perfected in
us. By this we know that we abide in Him and He in us, because He has
given
us of His Spirit. We have seen and testify that the Father has sent the
Son
to be the Savior of the world. Whoever confesses that Jesus is the Son of
God, God abides in him, and he in God. We have come to know and have
believed that love which God has for us. God is love, and the one who
abides in love abides in God, and God abides in him. By this, love is
perfected with us, so that we may have confidence in the day of judgment;
because as He is, so also are we in this world. There is no fear in love;
but perfect love casts out fear, because fear involves punishment, and the
one who fears is not perfected in love. We love, because He first loved
us.
If someone says 'I love God,' and hates his brother, he is a liar; for the
one who does not love his brother whom he has seen, cannot love God whom he
has not seen. And this commandment we have from Him, that the one who
loves
God should love his brother also."
I felt the need to send this to you as I saw stated on your site that
"There
is no love in the bible".
Your Obd't Serv't,
Edward
?
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Date: 9/21/2004 13:26:07 +0800
From: "Butler" <reltub6@arach.net.au>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: A message from across the sea...
Pastor Jim- I stumbled against this site and was mortified to
see the things you had written about Michael Moore. The first thing I thought
was, 'how unchristian!' A 'true' christian must always strive to love thy
neighbor and accept and forgive others- even if we do not personally agree with
what they do. Michael Moore may not be setting the best example by trying to
throw dirt on others, yet he is doing a magnificent job of showing people what
war is all about- greed, power, pride and hate; all things which Jesus condemns
in the bible. In this way he is liberating people with God's word. All that has
come from this war is devastation and loss. Indeed, Satan is overlooking Iraq
now with glee. He wants America to be angry- he wants America to be afraid- he
wants America to want a war in Iraq!! The temptation for war is strong, but we
mustn't give in to Satan!!
To truly combat war one must overcome evil with good- not with evil. Bombing
people is evil- it is an act of hate, an act of fear, an act programmed to
destruct. Destruction is the devil's will. No war is ever justified in God's
eyes- for He loves every soul on this earth, Christian or not- and this war is
killing His precious souls; souls He created willingly with love. People
underestimate the power of prayer. I have faith that prayer can move mountains.
If every American would stop accusing and blaming others, and simply got
together to pray for peace in Iraq, peace would indeed prevail. The problem is,
not enough Americans have faith in prayer, or in God for that matter. They do
not realise that peace truly is within reach. I strongly urge you to change the
face of your website. It is hateful and very unchristian, and would turn many
potential Christian converts away from the faith. It sends the wrong message
about christianity- We are not haters. We are loving, forgiving, peaceful
people. Set your example with love, not with hate, and let the true beauty and
richness of your soul shine for others to see....
God Bless You!!!!
>From an Australian Girl.
"Bombing people is evil"
Not if they are colored. It's the
American way.
"an act of fear, an act
programmed to destruct"
Here in America we call it,
"Liberation".
"We are loving, forgiving,
peaceful people."
Hence a Christian country is Liberating
Iraq.
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Date: 9/21/2004 13:59:46 +0800
From: "Butler" <reltub6@arach.net.au>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Oh- 1 more thing...
Oh, and remembering one of God's tenth commandments, "Thou
Shall NOT kill" is something you may want to reflect on a little longer
before you place people such as Hitler on your site as supposed 'role models.'
We all must pay for killing and conspiring to kill when we die. Jesus made that
pretty clear in the bible. Beautiful Jesus- never killed or even mildly harmed a
soul. May he always be an example to us all...
Also, please remember that none of us can pretend to know the mind of God. No
human has the power to decide who goes to hell or heaven. That powerful decision
is up to He who only truly knows- our God. We all must worry about how we best
can get to heaven- it is not our job to condemn others. Only time will tell
that. Strive to be humble always like Jesus.
You will be in my prayers...
Ps- Since you are so against science, perhaps you should look into Natural
Medicine such as Naturopathy. They are quite against many of the claims held by
"establishmentarian" modern science, and it is based on Christian
principles. My naturopath found that I had a candida yeast infection and
recommended that I stop eating yeasty breads. I only eat organic, yeast-free
spelt bread now which was the bread that used to be consumed around Jesus's
time. I feel a lot healthier and less bloated now.
"We all must pay for killing and
conspiring to kill when we die. Jesus made that pretty clear in the bible."
He sure did!
Matthew 10
34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth:
I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Oops!!! Guess you're wrong. Try again!
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Date: 9/21/2004 14:43:17 +0100
From: "A070096Daniel" <A070096Daniel@yale-wrexham.ac.uk>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: hello
PASTA JIM KNOWS BEST

?!
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Date: 9/22/2004 10:19:30 +0100
From: "A070096Daniel" <A070096Daniel@yale-wrexham.ac.uk>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: qwertyuiop
Person - "are you mental ?"
Jim - "No. Are you gullible and being laughed at? Yes."
You see everyone? He isn't serious! Does no one get it?
Dork!
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Date: 9/22/2004 10:23:48 +0100
From: "A070096Daniel" <A070096Daniel@yale-wrexham.ac.uk>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A
Is there just one person who writes for Pastor Jim, or is there
a whole
bunch of you? Because this is a lot of stuff to write, and it means that
you probably don't have time for other jobs, so how do you make money?
I would just like to say that that Michael Moore advice section was one
of the funniest things I have seen all year. You must laugh so much at
the emails you go from people. They put in so much effort trying to
catch you out, and you bring them up sharp with your tiny answers. For
real, this is highly commendable work, keep it up. But watch out, I
think people are beginning to suspect that you may not be real.
Keep breathing.
You are wrong!
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Date: 9/22/2004 22:31:47 -0400
From: r90@webtv.net (Rick Armstrong)
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Hello Pastor Jim
I was just wondering; did Christ or his father suddenly die and
put you
in charge?
I have to go now, I am schedule to get married to a gay guy and suck
some vagina.
rick
"I was just wondering; did
Christ or his father suddenly die and put you
in charge?"
No.
"I have to go now, I am schedule
to get married to a gay guy and suck
some vagina."
Oh yeah that's rich. Trying to tick me
off? Well your attempt is lousy and immature.
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Date: 9/22/2004 22:32:12 -0400
From: r90@webtv.net (Rick Armstrong)
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: almost forgot to ask
how endowed are you?
http://community.webtv.net/r90/RICKSFAVORITECASPER
http://community.webtv.net/r90/JUSTAFEWOFMY
How retarded are you?
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Date: 9/23/2004 11:13:24 +1000
From: "omega XII" <android_boy@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com, angel_gurl494@hotmail.com
Subject: Hello Pastor Jim :)
You
may not take the time to read this e-mail, but that is your choice.
I
am not writing this to deceive, slander or ridicule you or your works (and to
be perfectly honest, I am not entirely convinced of its authenticity)
I
am a theist (not to be mistaken for atheist), which means I believe in a
universal creator (but I do not and will not pretend to know his.her
intentions and/or divinity... I am far too inferior)
I
do not and never will claim to know God in his pure form, and it is within my
life experience, that I have come to realise, that God is far beyond the
comprehension of I and everyone else. So I write this to you as a fellow human
being, a peer on Earth and a fellow believer in the universal creator, not as
an attacker or a deciever... We are of the same flesh and we are neighbors, so
we should love one another as Christ instructed.
I
do not wish to be persecuted for my beliefs, as I am sure you do the same, but
I feel I must speak my mind (whether you find it "blasphemous"
and/or unGodly is entirely your decision).
I
would appreciate if you took the time to read this e-mail, as I have taken the
time to read much of your website (but once again, it is your own choice).
I
will tell you honestly that I feel you have taken all the teachings of Christ
and somewhat twisted them to a personal and vengeful level. I do not claim to
be Christ, and nor would I. But I feel the tenseness and anger you have
towards almost every human being.
A
faith, race, gender, gender preference and what not does not determine a
person's worth... And I think you forgot a scripture I have heard alot (I
donot know what scripture exactly):
Do
unto others, as you would have them do unto you
I
think these are extremly wise words, and however you like to portray it, it is
a somehwta biblical representation of the Taoist/Buddhist Karma.
The
Bible, to my knowledge, is the inspiration and love of God, and not a tool to
smite and destroy people in their search for truth.
The
Bible also says if you truly seek the truth then you shall find it; so please,
before you decide to condemn and atheist or any other person of any other path
in life, understand that we are all searching in our own ways.
To
be honest also, God did create the universe, and God is absolutly limitless...
And as a believer in God and of science, I have come to think that science is
our (inferior) way of trying to explain the complexities and clockworks of
God's creation. Through finding the truths in his creations, we may develop a
better understanding of who God truly is.
I
will leave this e-mail shortened, as I'm sure you've probably ceased reading
right now...
But
choose the path of virtue and light, not a path of condemnation and
destruction...
Judgement
lies ONLY in the hands of God... You and I are only human, so our judgement is
always and constanty inferior...
Take
care and God bless
"I
will tell you honestly that I feel you have taken all the teachings of Christ
and somewhat twisted them to a personal and vengeful level. I do not claim to
be Christ, and nor would I. But I feel the tenseness and anger you have
towards almost every human being."
If
I do this, than do you think I'm the only Christian who does this?
"A
faith, race, gender, gender preference and what not does not determine a
person's worth... And I think you forgot a scripture I have heard alot (I
donot know what scripture exactly):"
Yes
it does....
~~~
On
different faiths
People
of different faiths are to be killed and will all go to Hell:
Deuteronomy 13
1 If there arise among you a prophet, or a dreamer
of dreams, and giveth thee a sign or a wonder,
2 And the sign or the wonder come to pass, whereof
he spake unto thee, saying, Let us go after other gods, which thou hast not
known, and let us serve them;
3 Thou shalt not hearken unto the words of that
prophet, or that dreamer of dreams: for the LORD your God proveth you, to know
whether ye love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul.
4 Ye shall walk after the LORD your God, and fear
him, and keep his commandments, and obey his voice, and ye shall serve him,
and cleave unto him.
5 And that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams,
shall be put to death; because he hath spoken to turn you away from the LORD
your God, which brought you out of the land of Egypt, and redeemed you out of
the house of bondage, to thrust thee out of the way which the LORD thy God
commanded thee to walk in. So shalt thou put the evil away from the midst of
thee.
6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy
son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as
thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods,
which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are
round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the
earth even unto the other end of the earth;
8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken
unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither
shalt thou conceal him:
9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall
be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the
people.
10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he
die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which
brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
11 And all Israel shall hear, and fear, and shall
do no more any such wickedness as this is among you.
12 If thou shalt hear say in one of thy cities,
which the LORD thy God hath given thee to dwell there, saying,
13 Certain men, the children of Belial, are gone
out from among you, and have withdrawn the inhabitants of their city, saying,
Let us go and serve other gods, which ye have not known;
14 Then shalt thou enquire, and make search, and
ask diligently; and, behold, if it be truth, and the thing certain, that such
abomination is wrought among you;
15 Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that
city with the edge of the sword, destroying it utterly, and all that is
therein, and the cattle thereof, with the edge of the sword.
16 And thou shalt gather all the spoil of it into
the midst of the street thereof, and shalt burn with fire the city, and all
the spoil thereof every whit, for the LORD thy God: and it shall be an heap
for ever; it shall not be built again.
17 And there shall cleave nought of the cursed
thing to thine hand: that the LORD may turn from the fierceness of his anger,
and shew thee mercy, and have compassion upon thee, and multiply thee, as he
hath sworn unto thy fathers;
18 When thou shalt hearken to the voice of the
LORD thy God, to keep all his commandments which I command thee this day, to
do that which is right in the eyes of the LORD thy God.
Mark 16
16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be
saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
Exodus 22
20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the
LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
~~~
On
race
See
Iraq war.
~~~
On
gender
Proverbs 31
3 Give not thy strength unto women, nor thy ways
to that which destroyeth kings.
1 Corinthians 11
2 Now I praise you, brethren, that ye remember me
in all things, and keep the ordinances, as I delivered them to you.
3 But I would have you know, that the head of
every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of
Christ is God.
4 Every man praying or prophesying, having his
head covered, dishonoureth his head.
5 But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with
her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she
were shaven.
6 For if the woman be not covered, let her also be
shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be
covered.
7 For a man indeed ought not to cover his head,
forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of
the man.
8 For the man is not of the woman: but the woman
of the man.
9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but
the woman for the man.
10 For this cause ought the woman to have power on
her head because of the angels.
11 Nevertheless neither is the man without the
woman, neither the woman without the man, in the Lord.
12 For as the woman is of the man, even so is the
man also by the woman; but all things of God.
13 Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman
pray unto God uncovered?
14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if
a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
15 But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to
her: for her hair is given her for a covering.
16 But if any man seem to be contentious, we have
no such custom, neither the churches of God.
1 Timothy 2
1 I exhort therefore, that, first of all,
supplications, prayers, intercessions, and giving of thanks, be made for all
men;
2 For kings, and for all that are in authority;
that we may lead a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and honesty.
3 For this is good and acceptable in the sight of
God our Saviour;
4 Who will have all men to be saved, and to come
unto the knowledge of the truth.
5 For there is one God, and one mediator between
God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
6 Who gave himself a ransom for all, to be
testified in due time.
7 Whereunto I am ordained a preacher, and an
apostle, (I speak the truth in Christ, and lie not;) a teacher of the Gentiles
in faith and verity.
8 I will therefore that men pray every where,
lifting up holy hands, without wrath and doubting.
9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves
in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or
gold, or pearls, or costly array;
10 But (which becometh women professing godliness)
with good works.
11 Let the woman learn in silence with all
subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp
authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being
deceived was in the transgression.
15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in
childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with
sobriety.
1 Timothy 2
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp
authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Ephesians 5
22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own
husbands, as unto the Lord.
23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even
as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Genesis 7
2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by
sevens, the male and his female:
and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female.
Deuteronomy 16
16 Three times in a year shall all thy males
appear before the LORD thy God in the place which he shall choose; in the
feast of unleavened bread, and in the feast of weeks, and in the feast of
tabernacles: and they shall not appear before the LORD empty:
Exodus 21
10 If he marries another woman, he must not deprive the first one
of her food, clothing and marital rights.
Leviticus 12
1 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
2 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a
woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean
seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall
she be unclean.
3 And in the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin
shall be circumcised.
4 And she shall then continue in the blood of her
purifying three and thirty days; she shall touch no hallowed thing, nor come
into the sanctuary, until the days of her purifying be fulfilled.
5 But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be
unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood
of her purifying threescore and six days.
6 And when the days of her purifying are
fulfilled, for a son, or for a daughter, she shall bring a lamb of the first
year for a burnt offering, and a young pigeon, or a turtledove, for a sin
offering, unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, unto the
priest:
7 Who shall offer it before the LORD, and make an
atonement for her; and she shall be cleansed from the issue of her blood. This
is the law for her that hath born a male or a female.
8 And if she be not able to bring a lamb, then she
shall bring two turtles, or two young pigeons; the one for the burnt offering,
and the other for a sin offering: and the priest shall make an atonement for
her, and she shall be clean.
Leviticus 21
9 And the daughter of any priest, if she profane
herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt
with fire.
~~~
On
homosexuality
Leviticus 20
13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth
with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be
put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
~~~
~~~
~~~
Conclusion:
You have never read a Bible.
"Do
unto others, as you would have them do unto you"
...unless
they aren't Protestant Christians. Again, read the Bible.
"The
Bible, to my knowledge, is the inspiration and love of God, and not a tool to
smite and destroy people in their search for truth."
To
your knowledge? You mean you here some guy who is raking in your cash what the
Bible says when all he does is repeat John 3:16 so you can feel good, warm,
and fuzzy inside?
"And
as a believer in God and of science"
1+1
can't equal 2 and 3 at the same time.
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Date: 9/23/2004 11:15:50 +1000
From: "Vavara Blah" <angel_gurl494@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
You Make Me Sick..
you are a nazi supremist .. some of the stuff you blab on about in your site
is enough to make any christian cry..
You are such a hateful man..
You carry on about how much you hate niggers, fags.. catholics etc.. you are
looking beyond what god has called all christians to do..
which is to touch the lives of these so called "demons" and give them
an
opportunity to know god..
now i havent been a christian for long but i know enough to say that some of
your ideas and views are so very wrong.. and you should take some time out
to think on what you think is what god wants.. and not You want..
jesus was the only sinless person to ever live on this earth.. and you seem
to forget that sumtimes wen you are acting so righteous.. i suggest you take
down this website and really look at what you are trying to promote..
because many none believers have visited your site.. and you are helping to
give christianity a bad image.. true.. we dont know everything.. but it
doesnt mean you can pretend to have all the answers because you dont..
Please take the time to think about what you have posted....
"you are a nazi supremist"
I'm actually not a Nazi -- I'm
Republican, but I can see why you make the connection. They are nearly the same
thing. George W. Bush's grandfather worked for Hitler, but that's another story.
"some of the stuff you blab on
about in your site
is enough to make any christian cry.."
Or respond in anger and poor English,
like you.
"what god has called all
christians to do.."
Live in violence?
Matthew 10
34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth:
I came not to send peace, but a sword.
"your ideas and views are so
very wrong"
Can you prove that using something
called.....evidence? The Bible maybe?
"that sumtimes wen"
Did you fail English?
"i suggest you take
down this website and really look at what you are trying to promote.."
Promoting Christianity is wrong?
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Date: 9/23/2004 18:55:49 -0700
From: Greg McIntosh <sadblacklab@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: whats up?
no way this shit is real, one of my buddies stumbled across it
and we all got a good laugh. anyways good luck with your hate mail =).
-Gerg
I'm surprised you forgot how to spell
your own name.
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Date: 9/24/2004 19:18:38 -0400
From: "Raymond Simoni" <simbasimoni@sympatico.ca>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A
sad
Pathetic.
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Date: 9/25/2004 06:00:03 +1000
From: "Loonar Watch" <loonarwatch@optusnet.com.au>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Great Site!
Hi "Pastor Jim",
Your Christian parody website "truechristian.com" is one of the
funniest things I've ever seen! Keep up the good work!
regards,
Shane Lyons
Melbourne, Australia.
You're going to Hell.
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Date: 9/25/2004 17:49:36 +0000
From: vegette@comcast.net
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: out of context.
Well I am not one to email creepy people like you, but to
dispute what you said awesner me this.
you explained this in reponce to another email, you said
(That's the problem. People take the bible out of context.)
well does that mean that you to take it out of context? I am possative you do
because just like the rest of man kind no one can truely interpret the bibles
meaning, some think we can, as you demonstrait but you to are wrong.
now you can say I am going to hell, you can call me a sinner, you can curse my
name, but yet again your just one person, I will say it again one person whom
should seek proffesional mental help. as for me I don't have a true beleaf I let
everyone beleave what they want, the only reason I email about this is to see
what kind of responce you will give me, I find you hilariously idiotic in my
opinion.
"I find you hilariously idiotic
in my opinion."
Really? I wonder how intelligent you
are..
"awesner me this."
Answer you what?
"in reponce"
Response.
"I am possative"
Positive.
"as you demonstrait"
Demonstrate.
"I will say it again one person
whom should seek proffesional mental help"
...And I think you should try passing
2nd grade English. It's professional.
"I don't have a true beleaf"
Lost me there. What's a beleaf?
"I let everyone beleave"
Where are we leaving to?
"I email about this is to see
what kind of responce you will give me"
I will give you the "You call me
stupid, yet, I'm still laughing at you".
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Date: 9/26/2004 02:53:32 EDT
From: RavenMessiah@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)
Why would God create a human knowing that they'll go to Hell?
What would be
the point..? Like he WANTS to see people go to hell so he makes them so that
they WILL?
He does it since He thinks it's funny.
God loves torturing people -- Just look at Noah's flood.
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Date: 9/27/2004 22:08:30 +0200
From: tacky daniel <danieltacki2000@yahoo.fr>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: question
hi pastor . am christian, and i live in egypt , so here its very
for us , about our life with muslim . and we live with muslim code , wat i do to
my religion , i refuse allthings or i accepte
Next question.
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Date: 9/27/2004 14:46:28 -0700
From: matt goebel <mlg256@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
I'm not going to comment on my stance on gay marriage, because
I’m just a kid and I don't really have one. I will however comment on
the validity of your argument against it. The first thing I saw when I
opened up your website truechristian.com was something that read “We aren’t
to allow these pedophiles to wed.” Now by definition, a pedophile refers
to an adult that is sexually attracted to children. I don’t know how
you drew the parallel between a homosexual and someone that is sexually
attracted to children, but let me tell say that although you may think that the
graphic nature of this word helps your argument, it does nothing short of making
you sound like a moron. Any person with at least a limited education will
realize that you don’t have a clue about the issues, and worse than that, the
name of your website truechristain.com implies that all Christians share your
ill-informed views.
You say your name is “Pastor” Jim Nicholas. Well that just makes me
glad that I’m not Christian and I don’t have fools like you leading me or
pretending that they have some kind of divine right. Not only do you have
99% of Christian Americans bowing their heads in shame just for being associated
with you, but also millions of other Americans now looking down at them because
a few misguided souls like yourself chose to voice your opinions without even an
understanding of simple vocabulary. I would say that if you are for gay
marriage, then keep up the good work, you’re doing a great job making the
other side look like a bunch of fucking baboons. Otherwise, just shut up;
you’re only making life harder for your political allies who are trying to ban
gay marriage.
Please write back, I’d love to hear what you have to say about this.
Your's truely,
Matt Goebel
"Any person with at least a
limited education will realize that you don’t have a clue about the issues"
I can tell you are not Republican.
"Otherwise, just shut up;
you’re only making life harder for your political allies who are trying to ban
gay marriage."
By believing and saying exactly what
they say?
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Date: 9/27/2004 18:31:26 -0700
From: Denise Weaver <denise@canvas-pr.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: I am so sad
I was looking through site for Mathew Sheppard and saw a site
with your
writings I am horrified that a person, especially someone that calls
himself a pastor could say such horrendous things. How could you think
anyone could deserve such cruelty.....
³Fred Phelps speaks of Mathew Sheppard being a false Marty for the Gays and
I fully to agree. They worship Mathew Sheppard who was not an angel. This
person got what he deserved when he was killed even though I do not agree
with his murder or his murder. But this spoilt little brat was out to stir
people and stirred the wrong people and got just what he deserved.²
Got just what he deserved??? How could you say that he got what he deserved?
How can any human being think this is okay to do to another. It is
thoughts
like these that create horrible, sad realities in the world today. I would
think that being that you have an opportunity to share your thoughts with
others, especially those looking for guidance... Your would be that of love
and acceptance, not of hate. Everyone agrees that there are differences in
people and the rest of the world even if you sadly believe what you have
said .... Why would you want to spread the word of hate? It is a sad world
that we live in... especially when those that have an opportunity to make a
difference, to create peace and harmony , opt choose to degrade others and
preach hatred. My God does not believe in hurting others and says that we
should find the good in all. I Am guessing that you are a racist too. You
make me so sad.
Hahahaha!!
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Date: 9/27/2004 20:56:54 -0700
From: cjlandino@capousd.org
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Here is it
i wait for your comment about it.
About what?
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Date: 9/28/2004 00:16:26 +1200
From: "Sense Alexander The Even Better" <total_immolation@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
CC: loveneverdies_@hotmail.com
Subject: N/A
Dear Pastor Jim.
My name is Alex, i'm 15 and I come from Auckland, New Zealand. I have a few
questions regarding your website and it's content. For you see, I am not a
christian, I believe there is a god, whoever that may be, but I encourage
you to put up on your website about the evils of rock music. I listen to
music that is violently satanic and gory, or in other words...DEATH METAL, I
love it, the brutality, the intensity and the anti-christian themes, it's
wonderful. I have a few problems with your site though. You claim Women are
dirty and evil, and that Men are great and superior...did you copy and paste
that out of a gay liberation site?, It's stupid to think you hate homo's,
yet...you sound like one yourself. Don't get me wrong, I'm not into that
stuff, but you're sheer idiocy is only comprehended by your contradictory
writings. You say that men with long hair look like women, are you stating
that Jesus, your lord and saviour looks like a woman?, i'm sure that'll go
down great in heaven. Christianity is supposed to tolerate others, not
condemn them. You sound like Muslims the way you act. You have no morals,
and frankly, you should just die.
See you in hell sucker
PS: I'm masturbating to porn right now!!, check out qmov.com, hope you enjoy
it.
If you lived in America, you would be
shot.
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Date: 9/28/2004 11:57:52 -0500
From: <christie_nicole2005@hotmail.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A
I think your a worthless piece of shit and should burn in HELL
FOREVER!!!!
I'm sorry you are so lost. I'll pray for
you.
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Date: 9/29/2004 18:43:16 +0200
From: "Arthur ." <well_maker@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Why won't you have a decent reply?
I have now mailed you twice, and for the first letter your
response was "Are you gay?" and for the second "Are you high?”
I will answer your questions and take them a step further to avoid another one
of those replies is not gay, bisexual, high or drunk. Why do you just answer
with such stupid answers, you don't prove me wrong or have any argument to put
up. Now I have a few questions I would like to ask you. First, you wrote in one
of your email replies to someone that George W. Bush agrees with everything you
say, right? Well Bush has said that he thinks that all people are equal, no
matter of skin colour, religion or sexual preference. Second I was wondering if
you only believe that Americans can be true christians, because you seem to hint
it a lot in your website. I was also wondering how much you know about other
religions, such as Satanism, because most of your facts about them are wrong.
Could you tell me where you get your information, for example about the
percentages of divorces you have, because I know those are wrong too? I would
appreciate a decent reply this time and not another one in your usual standard.
"Well Bush has said that he
thinks that all people are equal, no matter of skin colour, religion or sexual
preference."
Yes. I agree with that.
"Second I was wondering if you
only believe that Americans can be true christians, because you seem to hint it
a lot in your website."
No I don't.
"I was also wondering how much
you know about other religions, such as Satanism, because most of your facts
about them are wrong. Could you tell me where you get your information, for
example about the percentages of divorces you have, because I know those are
wrong too?"
Satanism is a religion that focuses on
worshipping Satan, and her principles, not God.
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Date: 9/29/2004 22:07:19 -0700
From: Chris Hayes-Kossmann <ruzkin@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Nice try
Hey shitcock, it's me again. Nice try at answering my
email by avoiding all my points. So I'll try again,
and we'll see if you're capable of basic reading and
writing skills.
"I quote: "Jesus WASN'T Italian or French or British
or Thai or a Metrosexual, NO He was American. THAT'S
WHY AMERICA IS UNDER GOD!!!"
Excuse me? He was born in BETHLEHAM. Since when was
that located in the United States? Infact,
geographically speaking, Jesus was far more French,
Italian and British than he was American."
I took that word for word from my last email. How is
it that you managed to miss it last time? If you're
such a true Christian, how is it you find my statement
that hard to reply to?
C'mon, have some balls and try again.
Sincerely,
Someone vastly superior to you.
No.
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Date: 9/30/2004 06:56:05 -0700
From: "David Claiborne" <heruraha@phreaker.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Dear Brother in Christ
Dear Pastor Jim
I have recently discovered your website and immediately felt the hand of God.
Really, it was rubbing my inner thigh.
Anyways, I wanted to relay a story to you and see if you might have any advice.
Recently, I began dabbling in the occult. I went to a bookstore near my
home and purchased a dirty little book written by a satanist named Crowley.
I took it home and I sinned. When I got to the part that says
"with my Hawk's head I peck at the eyes of Jesus as he hangs upon the
cross" I found myself strangely aroused and began touching myself in an
impure way. Luckily, my grandmother come downstairs into her basement (my
bedroom) and caught me in the act. She whipped me good with the belt after
that.
But the weird thing, Pastor Jim, was that night when I went to bed. Jesus
appeared to me, at the foot of the bed. He told me that I was "a
pussy" and that "no man should still be a virgin at 37 years
old." He said he got tons of "sand-clam" during his
ministry.
He told me was going to give me "a freebie" and I saw a woman
materialize in the corner of the room. She proceeded to put my
naughty-stick into her lady-place. Jesus just sat in the corner and
watched. And he was smoking cigars the whole time.
When I awoke the next morning, they were gone but there was a golden-colored
apple on my nightstand, with Greek writing on it.
Is that normal?
I told my grandmother at breakfast, but she just beat me with the belt again.
I don't think she's a true Christian because she said she's voting for
John Kerry and we both know he's a baby-killing Communist.
Your wise response is eagerly awaited, Master.
I think you're making up a ridiculous
and idiotic story to get attention.
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Date: 9/30/2004 20:41:09 +0000
From: "Lucia Echegorri" <sedososafiro_eche@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: from another REAL christian
are you absolutely out of your mind??? no, listen to me for a minute: i say,
and i do mean this, in the Bilbe, what we know is the asolute word of our Lord
God, it says that opn the day of final judgement, we will all be judged. i
remind you that if you say that only you are right about this, you are
perilously close to heresy. as a matter of fact, i remind you that our Great
Book, the Bible, it says, and i quote, "a man that is arrogant will burn
is the endless fires of hell, whilst the fair and humble man, who answers to
his God, the real God, placing his soul in His hands, and treat all others
with compassion and care, will reach heaven." THE LORD is our
sheperd. you are NOT appointed the task of judging who is worthy of heaven. if
you think you are, you need a shrink and fast. if you realize that you are
not, you should run into church right away and not eat for three days. i have
never seen such an endless pack of lies abusing that which our lord Jesus told
us was reality. as a matter of fact, if you hate athesists, i might remind you
not to become one. hatred is evil. only God may judge them. IT IS NOT UP TO
YOU. kindly wright back to tell me what you think. if you truely believe all
you put into that website, i dearly hope GOD, who judges ALL, has mercy on
your soul.
"are you absolutely out of
your mind???"
No.
"i do mean this, in the Bilbe,
what we know is the asolute word of our Lord God"
In the Bilbe? Huh?
"opn the day of final
judgement"
What language are you speaking?
"THE LORD is our sheperd"
Actually He is our Shepherd.
"if you hate athesists"
Athesist? Is that a kind of doctor?
"kindly wright back to tell me
what you think."
I doubt you are literate enough to
understand my words. It's "write" you idiot.
"if you truely"
Will you truly ever be able to
spell?
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Date: 9/30/2004 21:12:10 +0000
From: "Lucia Echegorri" <sedososafiro_eche@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: from another REAL christian
are you absolutely out of your mind??? no, listen to me for a minute: i say,
and i do mean this, in the Bilbe, what we know is the asolute word of our Lord
God, it says that opn the day of final judgement, we will all be judged. i
remind you that if you say that only you are right about this, you are
perilously close to heresy. as a matter of fact, i remind you that our Great
Book, the Bible, it says, and i quote, "a man that is arrogant will burn
is the endless fires of hell, whilst the fair and humble man, who answers to
his God, the real God, placing his soul in His hands, and treat all others
with compassion and care, will reach heaven." THE LORD is our
sheperd. you are NOT appointed the task of judging who is worthy of heaven. if
you think you are, you need a shrink and fast. if you realize that you are
not, you should run into church right away and not eat for three days. i have
never seen such an endless pack of lies abusing that which our lord Jesus told
us was reality. as a matter of fact, if you hate athesists, i might remind you
not to become one. hatred is evil. only God may judge them. IT IS NOT UP TO
YOU. kindly wright back to tell me what you think. if you truely believe all
you put into that website, i dearly hope GOD, who judges ALL, has mercy on
your soul.
If you are going to send it a second
time, at least run it through a spell checker!
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Date: 9/30/2004 19:31:00 -0700
From: "John Strnad" <adversereality@fastmail.fm>
To: "PastorJim@truechristian.com" <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Is your website a joke?
I recently stumbled across your website "True Christian
Church of
Christ" and I must inquire if your website is simply a joke...
I must say it was by far the most ridiculous, contradicting, false set
of html documents thrown together to compose an informational website
I've ever read or seen for that matter.
Will you PLEASE clarify whether or not this website was actually
intended to educate, or was it just a comedic website constructed to
invoke an immense amount of laughter? If your intention was the latter I
assure you that you have succeeded, I don't believe I have laughed that
hard from simply reading text on a horribly designed website
Please respond as soon as possible, I would really enjoy discussing the
matters presented on your website.
Utterly confused...
John
--
John Strnad
adversereality@fastmail.fm
This site shows people what's in the
Bible.
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Date: 9/30/2004 21:28:16 -0700
From: Nina Bildstein <ethulle@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Another letter in your email bag, you sick, sick man?
I am still in shock.
Your website made me cry.
You are absolutely horrible. You call yourself a servant of God, but you want
his children murdered- yes, murdered, not killed. You make fun of those who
aren't WASPy like you? You make me sick. My stomach literally churned when I
read the things you wrote.
Furthermore, you ridicule those who aren't good at spelling, when you yourself
have poor grammar and spelling. "Moran"? Sir, you are easily three
times my age (I am a comfortable agnostic fourteen-year-old FEMALE), and you
have the education of a salamander spleen.
I unfortunately stumbled across your website while searching for Michael Moore,
and it was like a car wreck: I could not pull my eyes away from it. Please take
your website off the internet. It hurts the feelings of basically anyone that is
not you, especially your God.
If this is a joke making fun of WASPs, it isn't funny. The photographs of the
black people were the worst.
I actually hate you. I'm not sure if I have ever felt this before.
Do not bother replying unless you apologize, for this is simply outrageous. I am
appalled beyond belief.
"Your website made me cry."
Just as your comment made me laugh!
"You are absolutely
horrible."
And you are pathetic.
"You call yourself a servant of
God, but you want his children murdered- yes, murdered, not killed."
Hey, I didn't write Matthew 10:34, God
did.
"You make me sick. My stomach
literally churned when I read the things you wrote."
Perhaps you are possessed by a demon?
Call in Father Karras!
"Sir, you are easily three times
my age"
You are still in kindergarten?
"(I am a comfortable agnostic
fourteen-year-old FEMALE)"
Agnostic? Well your thinking skills are
close to being that of Christian.
"and you have the education of a
salamander spleen."
Correction, you are an idiot.
"and it was like a car
wreck"
I called Geico and saved a lot of money
on car insurance.
"I actually hate you."
Really? Awww...
"I am appalled beyond
belief."
Ever try sticking a wet finger in a
light socket?
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