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Ask Pastor Jim
These are ordered from
oldest to newest e-mails sent to Pastor Jim
Note: All E-Mails are 100%
Authentic, so send one in and I will respond within a day or two!
Ask
Pastor Jim Nicholls Now!!
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ew you totally
disgusting. |
| From: |
"jor goo"
<bubbles9322@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Sat, August 25, 2007
6:58 am |
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why the hell are you so judgemental of mormons.
like do you have no life so you hate on them.
they're nice people, unlike others.
& i thought christian were supposed to be accepting.
well i can see that i was totally wrong for that idea,
now wasn't I.
like honestly you guys sure have lives.
like its called free agency.
but i can see you don't belive in that.
people should believe what they like,
and you shouldn't scream and hate on people who see things differently than you do.
LDS isn't doing it to you.
So why sink so low ?
hmm, you need to think before you write things.
because it just gives you bad rep.
k thanks. =)
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Who?
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Thanks You! |
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raszpunka_a <raszpunka_a@o2.p*> |
| Date: |
Sat, August 25, 2007
12:12 pm |
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Thank you very much
I have not laughed this much in a very long time.
Each sentence is a better joke than the last one.
You should get aworded for all your spendid ideas.
Have you thought about joining a cabaret?
Or maybe a career as a claun in a circus?
Or in the movie industry?
Best Regards
Your greatest fan
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I'd probably get sued by 250,000 furries
after my first day on screen.
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Thank you 2 |
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raszpunka_a <raszpunka_a@o2.p*> |
| Date: |
Sat, August 25, 2007
1:16 pm |
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I wanted to say that i am sorry
i really thought you are for real
1) i have read only few sentences
2) the minister of education in my country and his father who is a representative of
the goverment in EU are against the theory of evolution. so it was believable for me
that someone might believe in all the things you have written
the aword/clown/movies part was cause i thought you really believed the stuff you
have written
the part about me laughing is true till now
the site is briliant
a monty python kind of humor
Thanks :)
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| From: |
"Lydia Smith"
<horsefreakizme93@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Sat, August 25, 2007
11:02 pm |
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mormons are not like that you butthead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why don't
you go to a mormon church on sunday and see what it's really like, you stinking
liar!
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I actually read the Book of Mormon. I've
had enough.
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Good work!! |
| From: |
"Tim Parkins"
<diveborneo2001@yahoo.co.uk> |
| Date: |
Sun, August 26, 2007
1:10 am |
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Hi,
I have seen your site and thought it was brilliant!!
All that stuff about flat earth and dinasours and
clouds was truly hilarious!!
Your paradoy of the religious right wing is
magnificent!!
I have posted a link to your site on the Richard
Dawkins website.
www.richarddawkins.net
Keep up the good work. By making these religious
freaks look as stupid as you have you are really
getting the message over that religion is truly shit
and for the shit brained!
Going back to your site for some more laughs!
Cheers
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Pretty sure he knows about me.
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hey |
| From: |
"Tim Parkins"
<diveborneo2001@yahoo.co.uk> |
| Date: |
Sun, August 26, 2007
1:42 am |
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i just have to say that although your site is fucking
hilarious, have you ever wondered that some of those
religious fuckwits might actually belive some of it ?
Lets face it we all know that some of these religious
cunts are fucking mad and dumb enough to believe all
that stuff!!!
Good site though. I nearly laughed my cock off. So did
my fucking boyfriend!!
Good work guys.
Do you think Jesus was gay too? I don't like beardy
types myself !!!
:-)
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Sure He's gay, He's my lover.
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| Subject: |
Jefferson |
| From: |
"quasar" <quasar@ceva.net> |
| Date: |
Sun, August 26, 2007
2:57 pm |
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Can you tell mw where the following Thomas Jefferson quote came from?
"Christianity is the most perverted system that ever shone on man"
Thank you
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Thomas Jefferson.
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| Subject: |
Religious views! |
| From: |
"judy hartford" <rulesofgolf@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, August 27, 2007
5:55 am |
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Hey, I Doubt you would even consider changing what you have posted
currently.However I'll just say what I will and you can make your own decisions
afterwards.Alot of what you have written as the beliefs of Jehovah's Witnesses is
incorrect, I Have been a Jehovah's Witness, and I know more on this subject than
you do. I also have an open mind towards it, and you clearly do not. Anyways, So
much of what you have posted is wrong, I think, you should speak either to
Jehovah's Witnesses members and correct the statements you say they believe and
then re write this section from an open minded point of view, unbiased, or write,
in the beginning of that section, "these statements are not factual' or "may or
may not be fully correct" and if you do not rewrite the section, also state that
what you have written is completely bias. You don't need to, but it would make your
site a bit more tolerable and perhaps less of a joke. My opinion is that what you
do is pathetic, but then again there's just got to be someone in the world to be
ignorant right? and its better you, than me! Anyways, It makes no difference to me
whether you change the site on account of my email to you, but It might be
something you will consider, I, however, wont be back to find out! I realize that
my "hate" mail is not appreciated but I too have my rights. correct? Goodnight.
Jude
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Besides bitching at me about how it's
inaccurate, do me the favor of telling me HOW it is inaccurate.
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Your furry hate
site... |
| From: |
"Bengaley" <arlenecohen@cox.net> |
| Date: |
Tue, August 28, 2007
10:40 am |
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Thanks! I've been looking for a few of those pictures for awhile now.
You have helped me increase my collection ^_^
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| Subject: |
YOU CALL YOURSELF A
TRUE CHRISTIAN, HA! HA! VERY FUNNY |
| From: |
"Sherrie Hodo"
<cherke94@sbcglobal.net> |
| Date: |
Wed, August 29, 2007
12:06 am |
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I cannot believe you have the nerve to call yourself a true christian or even
put up a
website such as yours. True christian, you would not know what a true christian was.
Where did you get your certificate to be a pastor, from mail order, figures. If this
sounds like I am upset with you, then you hit the nail on the head. I do not know
you and by all means could care less about knowing you as a person. Your website
says everything I need to know about you, which is what an idiot you really are.
I read your article (if you call it an article) regarding The Wiggles. How
dare you
say something so cruel about this wonderful group of individuals like you did. Have
you ever been to a Wiggles concert and see the joy on the childrens faces and see
the manners that children have attending a Wiggles concert? You do not know anything
about these guys and yet you have the nerve to say what you said. Like I said how
dare you?
I suggest next time you decide to write an article about anyone that you do some
research. If you would have done you job correctly and done a lot of research, you
would have saved yourself the time of printing such a cruel article.
One last thought for you, I do not care if you print this email on your
website, but
let me give you fair warning. I have kept a copy of this email and I will be
checking
back on your site to see if you put this email on your website, if one word is
changed,
I will personally file charges against you and then lets see who is the better
christian.
Oh, by the way, changing your email address every week just show what a coward
you really are.
Sheri
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"Oh, by the way, changing your email
address every week just show what a coward
you really are.
Sheri "
How does that make me a coward? I'm
trying to filter out spam. If I post an e-mail on this website it will get a lot
of spam over time since of the site's popularity. You will find out first hand.
=)
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My Privacy on True
Christian |
| From: |
"John Smith" <purespammail@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Wed, August 29, 2007
7:56 pm |
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Pastor Jim,
Please remove my name from your site, as I have respectfully asked. My name pops up
on True Christian when it is Googled, and I would really not like to be associated
with anything religious, parody or not, at this time. Again, I did not flame you,
and I imploringly beg you to remove the name I have given you in a previous e-mail
from your website.
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I wonder if you will ever tell me your
e-mail so you can remove it.
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