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Ask Pastor Jim
These are ordered from
oldest to newest e-mails sent to Pastor Jim
Note: All E-Mails are 100%
Authentic, so send one in and I will respond within a day or two!
Ask
Pastor Jim Nicholls Now!!
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| Subject: |
Masturbation |
| From: |
"Matt Mapers"
<tkamb666@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Wed, August 15, 2007
1:30 pm |
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Hi, I'm a teenager who had your website e-mailed to me. I'm just wondering, WHAT THE
HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!!! Have you ever wonded why it is that "Surveys have repeatedly
shown that up to 5% of Americans don't Masturbate." That tells me that only 5% of
Americans don't have any fun with there bodys. God, if it's even real, did not make
it wrong because it's fun. Look, before you go and say something is bad you should
try it. And please write me back at tkamb666@yahoo.com. I want to hear your real
reasons for saying it's bad.
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Eh?
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| Subject: |
where to start... |
| From: |
"C M" <morry1873@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Wed, August 15, 2007
3:23 pm |
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stumbled accross your site by accident on google and thought i would read some of
the stuff you guys have to say but couldnt believe the rubbish that is on this site.
it is actually laughable.
firstly your stereotypical image of an atheist is a bit off since studies have shown
that there is a correlation between intelligence and belief in religion i.e more
intellectual people tend not to believe in any kind of god etc.
secondly you completely dismiss science and instead believe things that were written
thousands of years ago by people who never even met 'jesus'. it is quite clear who
is the idiot here, and its not the atheists.
there is absolutely no evidence for the existence of a god and until there is i will
continue to live my life in the knowledge that science is fact based on
over-whelming evidence.
just out of interest why would christians be sad if a relative/friend dies if they
are going to a better place anyway, surely the mourner would be happy and look
forward to joining them.
I have so many reasons why religion does more bad than good in the world but to be
honest i cant be bothered writing anymore, your brain probably doesnt cope well with
rational thoughts.
you are so blinded by the thought of faith that you will never understand anything
about the universe. you will never know about the wonder of rainbows or stars or
galaxies. to say that they are down to god is just an excuse for not knowing the
answers.
i pity you because you are wasting your life by following this crazy path and you
only live once. after life comes death and nothing more, no heaven or hell.
finally, YOU ARE A COMPLETE IDIOT AND SO ARE YOUR FOLLOWERS OR SERVANTS, WHATEVER
YOU CHOOSE TO CALL THEM.
YOU NEED A REALITY CHECK AND REALISE THE RELIGION IS OUT DATED BECAUSE SCIENCE IS
ANSWERING MORE AND MORE QUESTIONS THAT WERE ONCE SAID TO BE THE WORK OF GOD. FEWER
AND FEWER PEOPLE BELIEVE IN RELIGION NOW AND EVENTUALLY NO ONE WILL.
WAKE UP YOU IDIOTS AND GET A GRIP ON REALITY.
FYI I AM 21 YEARS OLD, AN ATHIEST AND HAVE AN IQ OF 142. SO I GUESS THAT MAKES ME
SMARTER THAN YOU :)
I KINDA PITY YOU NOW
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"FYI I AM 21 YEARS OLD, AN ATHIEST
AND HAVE AN IQ OF 142. SO I GUESS THAT MAKES ME
SMARTER THAN YOU :)"
You're such a brainy atheist, you cant
even spell what you are correctly.
Congratulations Captain Dumb Fuck.
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| Subject: |
confession |
| From: |
"cobalt-spike"
<funkman00@yahoo.co*> |
| Date: |
Wed, August 15, 2007
7:21 pm |
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Dear Pastor,
This will probably be the strangest e-mail you
get, aside from the hate mail (those people have no
life). I'm 21 year-old California resident who is
struggling with his inner soul & demons. I am of the
Catholic Church and I have been baptized.
In a way you can say this a somewhat of a
confession. There are times I find myself committing
acts that are frowned upon by others and more than
likely frowned upon by God himself.
I have wanted to do confession for such a long
time but I fear many things including I cannot be
forgiven and that I have doomed myself. I might of
been a fool thinking I could absolve myself of my sins
by charitable to others and helping others. I thought
that I could balance out the light and the dark in my
life but now I beginning to question whether or not I
have actually helped myself or doomed myself even
more.
If you are unable to help me through e-mail then I
thank you for taking the time to read my mail and see
the plight I have brought upon myself.
Mark
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The truth is the Bible tells us
specifically that you cannot confess your sins through another person, besides
Jesus. God doesn't just say this once:
Luke 5
21 And the scribes and the Pharisees began to reason, saying, Who
is this which speaketh blasphemies? Who can forgive sins, but God alone?
1 Timothy 2
5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the
man Christ Jesus;
Psalm 32
5 I acknowledge my sin unto thee, and mine iniquity have I not hid.
I said, I will confess my transgressions unto the LORD; and thou forgavest the
iniquity of my sin. Selah.
Psalm 51
4 Against thee, thee only, have I sinned, and done this evil in thy
sight: that thou mightest be justified when thou speakest, and be clear when
thou judgest.
Psalm 86
5 For thou, Lord, art good, and ready to forgive; and plenteous in
mercy unto all them that call upon thee.
Daniel 9
19 O Lord, hear; O Lord, forgive; O Lord, hearken and do; defer
not, for thine own sake, O my God: for thy city and thy people are called by thy
name.
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| Subject: |
something's right but
something's wrong |
| From: |
"marc clermont"
<molsonexjeunedepuis1903@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Wed, August 15, 2007
9:42 pm |
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Hello there,
recently I've discovred your website. You know, I don't believe in censure at all,
it's only getting worst when poeple get unawared of reality and of course I don't
believe in discrimination so... I'll come right to the point :
As a father I was horribly shocked to read some terribly things or what you consider
as fact on your website.
First.... How can a man who'S supposed to be our spiritual leader can be so
meanful... I mean actually threating homosexual of pedophiles as actually many cases
of pedophilia were recense inside the pastor communauty... which in fact... do not
agress young girl but young boys... may be that'S written in the Bible you take oh
so many times as reference...
Then in second, I so many times read God and me... Who the hell are you to think you
can speak for God!!! Holy Christ I mean just look at what you're saying it's
ridiculous... Look like some illuminated...
The worst of all, the cherry on the cake... ALWAYS...I mean ALWAYS speaking of
Bible's words... Can I remind you that these words are been ''given'' by God to
Jesus who speak them and everything, but that the book WAS WRITTEN BY men's hands
and that as you said... Men can be so Fools...
They are two thing which have no ends in that world... The universe, and men kind
stupidity...which is the most pitiful... Anyway, after reading all the horros on
your website and all the church does to our community, I can swear I'll never put a
feet in any of your establishement nor the my children.... I'll prefer burn in
flames of Hells forever then spend 1 minute in your ''heaven'' with a so pathetic
guy you are....
WITH ALL MY DARK AURA UPON YOUR FUCKIN BRAIN AND MIND
MARCEnjoy The Show : Buskers & Street
Performers
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Hi, and welcome to America!
Please take English classes at your
local community college before writing me an e-mail!
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| From: |
"Blackpinewolf" <Blackpinewolf@cragvale.com> |
| Date: |
Wed, August 15, 2007
10:28 pm |
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To whom this may concern:
It has come to the attention of my client; Mr. Ryan Farnham,
that your site: www.truechristian.com <http://www.truechristian.com/> has a
profile posted within. My client wishes that his profile be withdrawn from
your site immediately for there is copyrighted material that Mr. Farnham,
has not given his sole permission for use on your site. The two photographs
and text within said site were Mr. Farnhams' and he has only given one other
site permission to use said items; that site being, Pounced.org. After
trying to contact you or your church through various means including calling
other Churches of Christ in and around the Blytheville, Arkansas area; we
have not been able to find anyone who knows how to contact you or your
church.
Mr. Farnham does understand that your first amendment right is still intact
with other parts of your web page where his profile is located, including
your comments and thoughts on E-mails that were exchanged between you and
him. He is only asking that his profile with the two copyrighted pictures
and text be removed.
If this is not resolved within One-hundred Eighty days, my client will start
taking steps to make this a legal matter as your site has taken these
photographs without his express consent.
We hope to hear back from you soon.
Sincerely,
Dane Christian Briese
Cragvale Legal Counseling Ltd.
305 West Dorothy Lane
Kettering, OH 45429
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I'm really curious if this e-mail is
really legitimate, considering it is by "Blackpinewolf", and if I remember, your
'client' runs a small web-hosting business, (this e-mail is probably Ryan).
I'm really curious on why I'm getting legal threats from a person who threatened
to kill me:
"I hope for your sake I never meet
you in person as you will not enjoy it!
Heck, if there was a way to become a werewolf I'd sign up just so I could take
you
all out and remove you from the gene pool, but alas, there is not a way, so you
will
continue on your merry way."
"One day you will be the ones at the
bottom of the rope, the one I will light on fire."
"I just want to say that I do not agree with what you are doing, it's
one thing to think about some one else's life as wrong, but to go out and be a bigot
and tell the world that my life is wrong according to your beliefs is just bigotry,
and if I ran a country I'd work my hardest to make that illegal and punishable by
death as there is no need for it in this world, we have enough troubles and wars as
it is, stop trying to create even more."
I'd love to know how someone with this
message is taking legal action against me, and not vice-versa.
Your e-mail actually passes through
Spellchecker perfectly, showing me that you don't have an 167 IQ like your
client. Judging by this I feel you probably are a real person and will honor
your request for it's apparent formality; however, I would ask you to
advise your client not to give death threats to someone he is trying to censor.
=)
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| Subject: |
A request from Mr.
Farnham |
| From: |
"Dane.Briese" <Dane.Briese@cragvale.com> |
| Date: |
Wed, August 15, 2007
10:34 pm |
| Cc: |
"'Ryan Farnham'" <nitruswolfy@yahoo.com> |
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To whom this may concern:
It has come to the attention of my client; Mr. Ryan Farnham,
that your site: www.truechristian.com <http://www.truechristian.com/> has a
profile posted within. My client wishes that his profile be withdrawn from
your site immediately for there is copyrighted material that Mr. Farnham,
has not given his sole permission for use on your site. The two photographs
and text within said site were Mr. Farnhams' and he has only given one other
site permission to use said items; that site being, Pounced.org. After
trying to contact you or your church through various means including calling
other Churches of Christ in and around the Blytheville, Arkansas area; we
have not been able to find anyone who knows how to contact you or your
church.
Mr. Farnham does understand that your first amendment right is still intact
with other parts of your web page where his profile is located, including
your comments and thoughts on E-mails that were exchanged between you and
him. He is only asking that his profile with the two copyrighted pictures
and text be removed.
If this is not resolved within One-hundred Eighty days, my client will start
taking steps to make this a legal matter as your site has taken these
photographs without his express consent.
We hope to hear back from you soon.
Sincerely,
Dane Christian Briese
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| Subject: |
doctrine of grace |
| From: |
"LumpyMeatLoaf" <gplumpy@brightok.ne*> |
| Date: |
Wed, August 15, 2007
11:17 pm |
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Sir,
Your site makes good-sense to me. Surely, like myself, you and your ministry
follow the "Doctrine of Grace." Evidentially, you are a believer in the true
Word of God, which promotes and does not follow shallow false Arminian
hocus-pocus.
Jesus is Lord
Jeff
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| Subject: |
mormons |
| From: |
"kylee moore"
<foxylady11811@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Thu, August 16, 2007
10:24 am |
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If everybody else is allowed to believe what they want, why cant we?
- Your mormon friend
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| From: |
"Patrick O'Leary"
<cowsrcool5454@hotmail.co*> |
| Date: |
Thu, August 16, 2007
8:22 pm |
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Awww I love you too!
BUT NOT IN A GAY WAY!
That's reserved for Jesus.
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Dear Sir or Madam,
I found your website on accident while using Google.
You have a very spiteful outlook on people you find offensive and, to be
straightforward and blunt, you hate rather deeply.
It seems that anyone who does not stack up to your standards of Jesus Christ is, in
your eyes, not a True Christian. You slam the gay community but did you know
Alexander The Great had one female wife and over forty male concubines?
You label ALL furries as a culture of misfits who are sexual deviants and sexual
predators who rape animals. Most furries despise those who would bring such harm to
an Animal. While some animals would engaged in sexual acts with humans, it is only
because they do not have the mental capacity to understand otherwise. Without the
ability to consent to such acts, they have no ability to make a decision beyond what
seems like instincts. Therefore, whether the animal consensually allows itself to
be coaxed into a sexual act with a human or not, it’s still RAPE. Most furries are
aggressively opposed to people who RAPE animals. Many furries are simply fans of
the science fiction and fantasy element of Anthropomorphic ideas. This includes
comics, books or movies (that generate such classics as the werewolf), video games,
cartoons (like Garfield and Heathcliff or the Ninja Turtles), and even symbolic
characters. This includes, but is not limited to, Tony the Tiger, Camel Joe, and
just about every Sports team mascot every conceived.
Yes, there are perverts in EVERY walk of life. That may challenge our faith but
isn’t that what mortality is? A challenge to our everyday faith? We walk amongst
these perverted individuals but it is NOT our job, as Christians, to judge these
individuals.
I could be considered furry. I write about anthropomorphic characters and find
clever animalistic logos (like FOX RACING or a snarling tiger patch for a Jet
Fighter Pilot) to be rather clever and fascinating.
George Orwell used animals to draw political ties in Animal Farm. Children’s
stories use animal characters to tell a tale, such as in the classic Peter
Cottontail. Giving these characters human stories, traits or lifestyles make the
reader able to relate to the character. It doesn’t mean that a romance between
Disney’s Robin Hood and Maid Marian is a lewd event, JUST because they’re two
foxes.
The furry fandom is an OVERLY accepting group and so some perverse people feel
ACCEPTED. Perhaps if they felt accepted by large Christian groups, they would
change their ways and redirect their personal path to something less perverse. Who
knows? You can’t go and shun EVERYONE who isn’t like yourself, because how else
would you guide them to the light of God if you don’t accept them with open arms and
try to convert them with respect and love. It may not the THE ONLY way to do it,
but it’s the way Jesus did it… He didn’t act with spite towards people who acted any
certain way, He simply tried to do His best to love them unconditionally and respect
them.
Again, there are perverts in EVERY walk of life. I’m sure, if you wanted to look,
you could probably find pornography on the internet that is Christian related.
Whether it be reenactments of a Minster of Faith having sex with a child or the
elderly engaging in sexual deviancy with a middle aged person of the same gender,
you have to admit that sexual perversion is everywhere. Whether it’s some sort of
strange addiction to something that’s simply ‘taboo’ just because this person is
unable to find inner individuality, or whether it’s just because their parents
couldn’t connect with them, who knows? Only God.
Looking at how you’ve researched the most perverse things about each culture you
hatefully scorn on your site, I can only assume you’ll hunt down my email address
and slander me. I have no intention of rebuking such juvenile behavior because it’s
not my place to pass judgment on someone who wishes to disparage me or my
reputation. If you wish to vilify me, then be my guest. Your facetious admonition
of groups who you consider “unchristian” does not sway a real true Christian.
I have a ‘furry’ friend who is a devout follower of the Latter-day Saints. He’s
twenty-eight years old and refuses to lose his virginity until his wedding day.
When his girlfriend wished to put premarital sex before Holy Matrimony, he protested
because it would sully his wedding day. She refused to relent, explaining that if
he couldn’t respect her desire to have sex, she would find a man who would. He
rebutted that if she couldn’t respect HIS desire to save sex for their wedding day,
then she wasn’t the right woman to become his wife. Why? Because Matrimony is
sacred to him. He’s VERY devout in his faith. I have the deepest respect for him
and his beliefs. If there were more people in the world like him, the world would
be a better place in my humble opinion.
Are you surprised to hear of a pious ‘furry’? He isn’t sexually attracted to people
wearing ‘fur suits’ which, for your information, is made from synthetic fur.
Furries and Animal-rights advocates are VERY MUCH AGAINST the use of REAL FUR for
ANY article of clothing. Now, as far as my friend is concerned, he’s not attracted
to any art or photograph with a perverse sexual theme. He is, however, sensitive to
romantic themed art or pictures. Wedding day portraits, couples holding hands or
smiling at one another, or something of that nature is what he prefers.
I, myself, feel the same way. I don’t own an animal costume and I would never wish
to purchase or create one. They’re fine for people who like to wear them – also
including sports mascots, but it’s not my cup of tea. Saying that all furries like
to "yiff" in their costumes is a stereotype and just another version of judgement
and hate.
I don’t involve myself or my children in the affairs of people who are perverse.
This includes straight couples who make out in public, this includes people who
dress brazenly in social areas like a mall or a restaurant. I do NOT judge them, I
simply choose not to be around them.
Does it make me a BAD Christian simply because I don’t force the Savior down their
throats? They either reject or accept Christ – it’s THEIR relationship with God and
the PROPER way to handle such a situation is to advise them respectfully. I offer
them kindness if they wish to do business at my store or if they wish to make
conversation with me. It is NOT my place to judge them or tell them they are WRONG
or EVIL. It is MY JOB as a CHRISTIAN to GUIDE THEM to a better lifestyle. I show
them something like kindness, acceptance and respect and explain that Christians are
a kind, accepting and respectful people. Then it’s up to them to accept Jesus
Christ into their lives. Jesus wants us to show them the path, not hold their hand
and drag them to Him.
Each relationship with God is private, intimate and sacred.
My mother prays to God when she is knelt in her garden, cultivating the soil.
That’s her private time for God. Whether she cries, pays penance, or simply
converses with the Lord, I couldn’t tell you – it’s my way of respecting her
relationship time set aside for Jesus Christ.
Again, I can’t understand why someone would try to paint such wicked and hateful
images of an ENTIRE subculture just because they’ve run into a few weirdoes. Of
COURSE the perverse ‘furries’ are going to be the most brazen, social and
outspoken. And yet, you’ve come across furry art that isn’t complacent or raunchy.
I saw the piece that someone did of a Lion holding a Lamb. That is a perfectly
acceptable piece of art and you drove a hateful spear into its side. Why?
I cannot understand your mentality of hate and bitterness but I feel no ill will
towards you. I simply wish I could help you open your heart and mind to your fellow
man. Yes, those people in the costumes are human beings. We’re all the same race –
the human race. Perverted groups aside, you’re hating people who have innocent
interested that differ from your own standards. They didn’t conform to your idea of
what life should be and so you judge openly and with intense prejudice. I’ll pray
for you. I can only hope that you pray for yourself. No one is perfect until the
day they are complete. No one is complete until the day they walk with God. Some
of us have longer paths to God than others but the only person who can free your
heart of such contempt is YOU.
On a semi-related note, concerning my life choices… I eat meat. I’m a republican.
Sex is an act of love, devotion and respect for me; I ONLY share it with my wife.
My children are my only source of personal pride. My Christian preference is
Catholicism. I enjoy writing and making music as much as I enjoy listening to it.
I enjoy writing as much as I enjoy reading because the aspect of telling a story is
a wonderful thing. It’s what makes the Bible so compelling… it’s a collection of
historical stories from the Human Race’s past. It’s a story of foreshadowing of our
future.
While I am appalled by your intense hatred, I assure you that I do NOT hold it
against you. You’re human and therefore imperfect. Your heart is in the right
place with Jesus and, so, I hope and pray that you will shed yourself of such hate
one day.
I also feel that your website has many positive aspects. Please don’t pollute
yourself and your viewers with derogatory slander towards sub cultures that don’t
meet your expectations or standards. Spite is unhealthy, friend.
I wish you well! God bless you!
Ken
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1 1/2 lbs ground round beef
1 onion chopped
1-2 cups vegetables - chopped carrots, corn, peas
1 1/2 - 2 lbs potatoes (3 big ones)
8 tablespoons butter (1 stick)
1/2 cup beef broth
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
Salt, pepper, other seasonings of choice
1 Peel and quarter potatoes, boil in salted
water until tender (about 20 minutes).
2 While the potatoes are cooking, melt 4
Tablespoons butter (1/2 a stick) in large frying pan.
3 Sauté onions in butter until tender over
medium heat (10 mins). If you are adding vegetables, add them according to
cooking time. Put any carrots in with the onions. Add corn or peas either at the
end of the cooking of the onions, or after the meat has initially cooked.
4 Add ground beef and sauté until no longer
pink. Add salt and pepper. Add worcesterchire sauce. Add half a cup of beef
broth and cook, uncovered, over low heat for 10 minutes, adding more beef broth
as necessary to keep moist.
5 Mash potatoes in bowl with remainder of
butter, season to taste.
6 Place beef and onions in baking dish.
Distribute mashed potatoes on top. Rough up with a fork so that there are peaks
that will brown nicely. You can use the fork to make some designs in the
potatoes as well.
7 Cook in 400 degree oven until bubbling and
brown (about 30 minutes). Broil for last few minutes if necessary to brown.
Serves four.
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Pastor Jim Nicholls,
I was refered to your site by a Samuel Cohen who
assures me that you are indeed a devout Christian and
fellow Republican. As the founder of
http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/ I was
hoping we might do a link exchange in order to spread
the word of our Lord to the masses (obviously not in
that Catholic way).
I am posting a link to you on my blog roll and perhaps
do a small piece on your Godly site in the near
future. I've been blessed, or cursed if you would,
with mentions by Andrew Sullican, Joe.My.God., The NY
Times, several other publications, and even the Godly
Sam Brownback himself! Also, currently contribute to
Jesus General and several other blogs on a regular
basis.
If this is something you would be interested in,
strictly for the purpose of saving souls, please
advice.
YIC,
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett
Vote Republican! Vote Christian! Vote Sam Brownback in 2008 and again in 2012!
http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/
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Baptists for Brown? I'm not into scat,
sorry.
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| Subject: |
Re: furries | Wed,
March 28, 2007 10:07 pm |
| From: |
"Jamey Bunting"
<fr13ndly_rac00n@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Fri, August 17, 2007
7:33 am |
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Congratulations, you've officially made yourself one of the biggest hypocritical and
simplistic beings I've come across so far. "I am not responsible for any comment I
make in return that might offend you." Wow, what kind of person makes a statement he
is not willing to step up to the plate for? Are you truly confused or lost? Maybe
its the fact that someone else's influences have made you a complete idiot (possibly
a church or your parents). You are responsible for what you say, if you do not want
to bear the consequences then hold your tongue. If you run into a bank and yell
"This is a robbery, give me all your money" even if you dont take anything, hurt
anyone, or take any other incriminating action, you will pay the consequences, thats
how this world works get use to it. Second, you must not think people should be
allowed to believe in their own beliefs. You are saying what we are doing is wrong,
when in reality your beliefs are what tell you right from wrong, as do
ours. My beliefs tell me that you are wrong. Keep your opinions to yourself unless
you seek trouble. Do not claim to be so smart, 167 is not something to be too proud
of, albeit you may have some smarts, do not count your lucky charms as to common
sense which can make a person very foolish. Priding yourself on your superiority
and your lack of short comings is the exact opposite of what you stand for.
Straighten this out for yourself first before trying to squelch what you think is
wrong by bias opinion.
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| Subject: |
God bless you but you
have no idea |
| From: |
"My ebay" <theinspiredhare@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Fri, August 17, 2007
11:45 am |
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Ok first of all yiff isn't aka of spooge it is a word for sex. Anywhoo not all
furries are into yiff. Some are into the clean non pornographic art, Dressing up in
fursuit and just hanging out and meeting people for fun. I know it's hard for
christians to understand but this is merely for entertainment. As with any culture
there is porn side of it. I mean look up any subject you want and put porn behind it
and I'm sure you will find it. People are so focused on looking for durty yiifers
they overlook the soft clean furries that don't have group sex, don't have any porn,
that simply enjoy the furry community. Furries do alot of non sexual things but of
course you don't know about them because you are too busy bashing them. Jude ye not
yest ye be judged. That is all I have to say ...guess what I'm a christian furry ..
hard to believe huh?
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"guess what I'm a christian furry ..
hard to believe huh?"
Not really. I've heard of rich
Christians too.
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| Subject: |
Atheists |
| From: |
"Fiona MacLeod" <fiona-macleod@hotmail.co.uk> |
| Date: |
Fri, August 17, 2007
4:13 pm |
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"NEVER EVER SPEAK KINDLY TO AN ATHEIST! Do yourself a favor and speak with the
Anger, Hate, and Wrath of God to show that you are Good and they are Evil, since
they are bigots who want to eat your children and take President Bush out of
office!" Do you really think you are doing the right thing? Do you really think
that God - the God who couldn't bear to be apart from us so He sent his own Son to
die on a cross, who mixed with atheists, and promised never to leave us - is pleased
with what you are doing? I read what's above and I nearly cried. Yes, God does want
us to be 'set apart', yes, He does want us to be different, but if we're all hanging
out with other Christians all the time, then how will the non-believers who we
should "NEVER SPEAK KINDLY TO...!" be saved? They too are people made by God and He
loves them dearly. He is their Father, their Dad. And it must break His heart to
that they are turning His back on Him, but amazingly, He hates the sin, not the
sinner (I used the word amazingly because you and I are sinners and God still loves
us with all His heart ("You are very dear to me, and I love you" - Isaiah 43:4 (The
Message version)) . That's why I am writing this e-mail. Jesus wasn't just friends
with believers, He reached out to the broken and the lost. And He calls us to do the
same. So what good do you think you are doing? You are making God sound like a God
of hate and anger, who hates the sinner as well as the sin. Will 'atheists' ever
want to become Christians because of what you have said on your website? They might
as well stay non-believers as what good can believing in an angry and hateful God
do? I don't know what God you think you know, but my God is the kind of God who, no
matter how many sins I may have done that day, still calls me His daughter, who He
fearfully and wonderfully made in my mum's womb and who is with me every step of the
way. When I fall, He picks me up and whispers 'It's all right. I still love you.
Keep going. I'm right behind you, and I always will be'. He continually tells me
that I am perfect the way I am, so to stop thinking about the hurtful comment that I
heard in school that day. He tells me that I am free from guilt and condemnation. He
tells me that I am His work of art, individually created by Him for a purpose. And
the most important of all, the God of all the universe who merely has to speak to
create huge mountains, tells me, and shows me everyday, that He loves me. A sinner
(just like the atheists you mention), who doesn't deserve His love at all. No
offence, but I don't think you are a Christian at all. If you were a Christian, you
would be saying all the things I have just said on your website, and not this:
"NEVER EVER SPEAK KINDLY TO AN ATHEIST! Do yourself a favor and speak with the
Anger, Hate, and Wrath of God to show that you are Good and they are Evil, since
they are bigots who want to eat your children and take President Bush out of
office!" - That doesn't sound like the person God wants you to be. With love,Fiona,
Scotland.
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| Subject: |
READ |
| From: |
"jason brass"
<jasonbrass1@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Fri, August 17, 2007
11:48 pm |
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OMFG NOW UR GONNA SAY I'LL BURN IN HELL BUT PLEASE READOK
http://www.truechristian.com/earthflat.html HA HA IT IS NOT FLAT IT IS ROUND I AM
LAFFING MY HEAD OFF I MEAN LOOK OK THE EARTH PIC THEY GOT THEM IN LIKE WHAT 1970? SO
IS IT THAT THOUSANDS OF EARTH PICTURES ARE FAKE EVEN WHEN IN 1970 THEY NEVER HAD
COMPUTERS TO MAKE FAKE PICTURES AND ALSO OK I CAN FLY TO FRANCE THEN TO JAPAN THEN
BACK OK! NOW TELL ME THE WORLD IS FLAT BECAUSE I BET THAT IF IT WAS BY THE TIME I
HIT HAWAII ORJAPAN I'D HAVE TO FLY BACK TO FRANCE AND ALL THE WAY BACK SO YOU GUYS
ARE SOOO PATHETIC I MEAN OMG!!!! ROFL LMAO IT IS JUST SOO PATHETIC! TRYING TO
LITERALLY BRAIN WASH PPLE I MEAN EVEN 10 YEAR OLDERS ARE SMARTER THEN U GUYS I MEAN
I HERD ALOTTA CRAP AND I MY SELF AM CHRISTIAN BUT BY FAR THAT IS THE MOST STUPID
THING I HAVE EVER HERD
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Speak English.
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| From: |
"Rosalind Johnson" <R_Johnson@sympatico.ca> |
| Date: |
Sat, August 18, 2007
2:09 am |
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You are a wierdo. No wonder you got hate mail. How do they let idiots like you
have a site and you are a what did you say Pastor. So you are telling christians to
speak HATE, ANGER (tsk...tsk...not nice) And that athiests will eat children and
take Bush out of office. Let me ask you is the earth flat? In your opinion? 48
years eh? huh?
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How do you spell 'atheist'?
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| Subject: |
You guys are really
stupid! |
| From: |
"Dalton Amador" <dantedaltonyay@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Sat, August 18, 2007
4:46 am |
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No, I'm not talking about the creators of this site, you guys are just like Caleb
Hamer. I'm talking about the people that actually take this site seriously. And it's
not even trying to be serious! Kudos to the creators, keep up the good work.
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Why is it always plural? It's just me
you know.
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| Subject: |
Read all of this
before you jump to any conclusions |
| From: |
£ynn §mith <lavendar_litha@yahoo.co.uk> |
| Date: |
Sat, August 18, 2007
8:49 am |
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Read all of this before you jump to any conclusions. For I believe that if
someone is dealing with something, they need to deal with all the parts of
that subject, and consider all things related to that subject to even be
considered informed. For if one doesn't, that one is ignorant of facts that
may have determined the out come.
In all these THEORIES about life and anything relating to any subject that could be
applied to life and or life forms, there is one question that no one can answer:
WHERE DID IT ALL START? No where in our facts and or knowledge of things that we
know, can something just be there without some outside force acting upon something
to get something. In all the people through out history of "great" thinkers or
"doers" of any time or people, there has never been any "proven facts" to prove that
there is No intelligent life force that didn't bring all life on this planet about.
In any time in history, about 80% to 90% of any given people has believed in some
form of higher being. But, that doesn't prove there is one. That just proves there
are people that believe in something, WHICH IS JUST A BELIEF. But, if there isn't
any being higher than us, then again, where did it all start from? Nothing or no-one
in our FACTS AND KNOWLEDGE has proven that something can just be there without some
form of something doing something first to get something. Even with the theory of
evolution, humans are the only species on this planet that has no natural defenses;
i.e. fangs, claws, etc. We can't jump, run, climb, etc to escape something faster
and or stronger than us. But, if the theory of evolution and the big bang are
correct, then we still have that one question to answer as people that even want to
try to talk on the same level: Where did it all start from? So, with no ill-will
towards any beliefs and or systems of beliefs, can any answer that question? Can any
prove with FACTS what or who started it all? I know what science says about such
theories, but, that's what they are, theories, beliefs. A theory is something that
is not proven. A belief is something in the mind. A fact is something that is
PROVEN. It is not the FACT OF EVOLUTION or the BIG BANG FACT: they are THEORIES!
But, if any can't answer such a question with FACTS, then we are back to beliefs,
just like anyone else that just has a belief in something that they can't prove. For
Facts are the things that can be taught, theories are something to think upon. Like
AIR; is it real? I can feel it, I can see what it does to things, but, I can't see
it. So, I can come up with the THEORY that the air blowing around is the "ghosts" of
people that have died: prove me wrong. Gravity; can we REALLY prove it's there? Yes,
we stay on the earth, but, to prove it would be a fact. Again, I could say my theory
of why we stay on earth is because of invisible life forms holding everything down:
prove me wrong again. So, do I really know the earth goes around the sun? I have
never SEEN the earth go around the sun; I only have "science" to say it does, which
means, if I believe it, I have faith in them. I could say that these beings that I
can't see makes the sun go around the earth. Again, If I didn't see something being
built, CAN I REALLY SAY IT WAS BUILT BY HUMAN HANDS? If I believe it was, but didn't
see it, I have faith that someone or something did built it. For to talk about
anything, we must have the FACTS about it. If we just take someone's words about it,
then we have faith. But, to really KNOW about it, we must see it built, painted,
grown, born, spoken, lived, walked, etc. to really say that we have ALL THE FACTS
about it. For facts and logic together will over power just about ANYTHING that any
one person or group can come up with. But to live by theories/beliefs are based upon
faith, which is a religious based system and therefore, should not be taught unless
the one that teaches theories is going to be responsible of the thoughts and or
actions of the one being taught. In the school system of theories that are being
taught as of present day, the people that are being taught should be informed of any
and all theories that may apply to any and all subjects that apply to anything
relating to that subject. For if that one that teaches any child about theories, and
if those theories are differently based than the knowledge of what the parental role
is teaching the child, then that is undermining the parental teaching which is, in a
way, mind control, which is therefore causing conflict with in the mind of any and
all being taught. To have a child be taught there is a higher being by a parent, but
then taught by some other non-family person that there is no such thing, is causing
the child to go two different ways in thinking, and therefore, FORCING the child to
chose the parental beliefs or the non parental beliefs. School is about FACTS and
THEORIES, but both of them should be kept apart and TAUGHT as what they are. For to
teach theories as facts is causing the one being taught to accept a belief as a
fact. So, to all those who think that there isn't any higher being than us, i.e.
God, prove me wrong by FACTS, not theories from beliefs and thoughts. Now, if there
isn't any higher being than us, then that would mean that we are our own "gods" and
therefore, morals are only what we want them to be, and therefore, killing, raping,
stealing, and all other actions would be okay in any one person's mind. But, since
no one has proven that there isn't such a higher being, then I would say that the
"THEORY OF EVOLUTION" and the "BIG BANG THEORY" are beliefs and therefore a
religious system and since people don't want religion in the schools, should keep
such theories of teachings out!!! Thank you. Please tell all those theory based
people that say there is no God that they better prove that there is no God!!! P.S.
No, I am no "Christian" like others have said. But I do believe in Jesus The Christ.
(CHRIST - I - AN / I - AN - CHRIST = I AM CHRIST. Is that what Jesus meant when he
said that many will come in His name and deceive many?) I try to look at things
logical. When it comes to such theories, I have to ask, why isn't there more than
one planet in its own orbit around the sun? (Take a shot gun and shoot at a target
and try to get one B.B. per circle.) Why isn't there any life form on this planet
that has done what humans have done? Why isn't there any talking trees, or flying
dogs? How many generations of house flies has been in a seventy year old person's
life, since a fly lives for maybe what three to four days of human time? Why hasn't
these flies, or mosquitos or some other "lower life form" "EVOLVED" in the time that
just America has just been in place? If there are only three primary colors, then
how come we humans can make millions of colors from these three colors? How come we
don't have mice that are at least being like "cave men" in the since of grunting and
so forth? What I'm saying is, since people want to make "THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION"
and "THE BIG BANG THEORY" as facts, then we have to ask such "stupid questions"
about things. So, again, theories are something that IS NOT PROVEN, beliefs are
something in the MIND, and FACTS are proven. So, which one should we live by:
theories, beliefs, or facts? Because if you want to live by theories, then you are
living by beliefs, which makes you live by "a faith" which is a "religion" which is
not what people want in their child's mind. Please e-mail back and give facts to
prove I am wrong. Because the simple person can't understand much of anything, so
science is beyond them no matter what science proves.
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Title: SHEPHERD'S PIE (SYD)
Categories: Meats
Yield: 6 servings
1 lb Lean Ground Beef
8 oz Hot Italian Sausages *
16 oz Whole Peeled Tomatoes
1 1/2 c Sliced Fresh Mushrooms
1 Clove Garlic, Minced
2 tb Balsamic Vinegar
1 c Frozen Peas
1 tb Chopped Fresh Basil Or
1/2 ts Dried Basil
1 ts Salt
1/4 ts Dried Oregano, Crumbled
Fresh Ground Pepper To Taste
2 lb Potatoes **
3/4 c Milk
1/2 c Grated Parmesan Cheese
6 tb Butter, Room Temp.
* Hot Italian sausages should be cut lengthwise in
half and sliced 1/4 inch thick. ** Potatoes should be
pared and cut into 1 inch chunks.
~------------------------------------------------------
~------------- ~-- Place ground beef and sausages in a
medium skillet. Cook, breaking up beef, over medium
high heat until meat loses some of its pink color and
releases juices. Add tomatoes, mushrooms, garlic and
vinegar. Simmer uncovered, stirring occasionally and
breaking up tomatoes, about 10 minutes. Stir in peas,
basil, 1/2 ts salt, oregano and pepper. Simmer 10
minutes. Remove from heat. Meanwhile, boil potatoes
in water to cover until tender, about 20 minutes.
Drain potatoes and transfer to large mixing bowl.
Beat in milk, cheese, butter, remaining 1/2 ts salt
and pepper to taste; continue to beat until smooth.
Heat oven to 350øF. Spoon meat mixture into 2 quart
shallow casserole. Spoon potato mixture on top and
spread evenly to edge. Bake until golden and bubbling,
about 45-50 minutes. Let stand 10 minutes before
serving. Serve hot. 436 calories per serving. From:
Syd's Cookbook.
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| Subject: |
My Post on True
Christian |
| From: |
"John Smith" <purespammail@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Sat, August 18, 2007
1:48 pm |
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Hi, Pastor Jim,
I wrote you an e-mail about two weeks ago asking if you could remove my name (sent
under a different address) from your site, for privacy issues. I gave you the
letters I sent, and the dates. I would greatly appreciate it if you would remove
those e-mails. I did not flame you, and was very respectable. My little brother, as
you may have noticed by similarities in e-mail addresses, also sent you some
letters. These were, however, flaming, and although he and I would be most grateful
if you were to take them down, you are under no obligation to do so. My e-mails, on
the contrary, were not offensive in the slightest, so I would be sincerely thankful
if you could please remove them.
Thanks.
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That's great but I'm not gonna remove
them unless you ACTUALLY TELL ME what e-mails to remove. Why is that so hard?
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| From: |
"Mark Deakin"
<markdeakin14@msn.com> |
| Date: |
Sat, August 18, 2007
6:38 pm |
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Dear Pastor as a God fearing Christian and believer in the teachings of the
Almighty, I cannot understand how you can utterly reject the principle rule
that Jesus commanded to his disciples and unto us. You call all others
demons? Jesus said Love thy neighbour... he didnt say Love everyone who
follows me because all others are demons. You deny the teachings that Jesus
himself has laid before us. I cannot force you to change your teachings and
I shall not use threatening words nor actions against you as I do sympathise
with the threats that you have recieved and I agree, no Christian should put
a threat to another person. I shall pray that you are relieved of those
threats.
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Try reciting the parable of what a
neighbor actually is.
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| Subject: |
GOD is... |
| From: |
"jesse" <jesse.graftenreed@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Sun, August 19, 2007
2:54 am |
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You are bigoted idiots. Remember that, according to your beliefs, pride is a sin.
That said, PISS OFF!
-jesse
'Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.' - Voltaire
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Mhhmm?
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| Subject: |
Enjoy |
| From: |
"Mudkip Chan"
<do_it_4_the_lulz@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Sun, August 19, 2007
2:07 pm |
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| Subject: |
Satan |
| From: |
"Gary Watson"
<glw9067s@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Sun, August 19, 2007
5:27 pm |
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There is no them only him the nameless one , and unfortunately the computer along
with everything else of this world belongs to him, but remember he who perserveres
to the very end. your brother in CHRIST
gary lee watson,igive my true name for who ever declares me before men I will
declare to my father in heaven.
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| Subject: |
WHAT THE HELL |
| From: |
"Megan Elder" <megirocksursocks@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Sun, August 19, 2007
5:44 pm |
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you are a real BITCH! why would someone do that. you will go to hell. if you were a
true christian you wouldnt do that
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Who?
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| Subject: |
You're keeping people
FROM God. |
| From: |
"Brittany Loran"
<jump5cat@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, August 20, 2007
1:42 am |
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"Pastor" Jim...where did you get your preaching degree? I'd like to e-mail that
college too.
I think you're going way too far "beyond John 3:16". Since when does Jesus hate
African-Americans, or Muslims? Jesus was Jewish! Are you going to poke fun at Him
too?! Jesus said to "love thy neighbor as thyself." I'm sure, as smart as you are,
you know that it's not just the guy next door He's referring to. What if Hispanics
just decided that since we were white, we couldn't come into their church? Jesus
loves ALL His creation, especially His people. Do you seriously think He doesn't
love them because of the color of their skin? He CREATED them! IN HIS IMAGE!!! If
the Bible is your "favorite" book, then get it right!
On your "children's" page about Job, you quoted Job (By the way, have you ever
read it?) 1:6-12 as: "Then God said to Satan, 'Oh yeah?! I'm not a pussy! Hey,
I'll tell you what! I'll let you beat the sense out of him. For all I care you
could kills all his children, livestock, his home, everything he has. Just don't
lay a finger on him, alright Satan?!'"
THIS is what the verse says (I'm sorry if it's not YOUR version, I read the actual
Bible.): "One day the angels came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan
also came with them. The LORD said to Satan, "Where have you come from?" Satan
answered the LORD, "From roaming through the earth and going back and forth in
it." Then the LORD said to Satan, "Have you considered my servant Job? There is no
one on earth like him; he is blameless and upright, a man who fears God and shuns
evil." "Does Job fear God for nothing?" Satan replied. "Have you not put a hedge
around him and his household and everything he has? You have blessed the work of
his hands, so that his flocks and herds are spread throughout the land. But
stretch out your hand and strike everything he has, and he will surely curse you
to your face." The LORD said to Satan, "Very well, then, everything he has is in
your hands, but on the man himself do not lay a finger."
Yeah, great paraphrasing. Ever heard God use that kind of language? It says in
Matthew 12:34 (And this is Jesus Himself speaking): "You brood vipers, how can you
who are evil say anything good? For out of the overflow of the heart the mouth
speaks."
We know God's heart is good and loving, even as He is just. God would never speak
that way to anyone, even if it were Satan. God is a HOLY God. He isn't like us.
That's why there's no one like Him!
I'm sure your heart is full of hate, the way you talk about homosexuals (Who God
LOVES!), African-Americans, Asians, etc. If you REALLY love and serve God the way
you say you do, your heart would be in a completely different place. Your heart's
desire would be to do His will, and know His heart, and become closer to Him every
day. We're supposed to follow HARD after Christ, and show His creation His love.
Have you ever read THIS verse? John 15:17 says: "This is my command: Love each
other." WOW, it's just as simple as that. Love each other. That INCLUDES
African-Americans AND Asians.
How can you hate ANYONE if you're a "True Christian?" Since when are Athiests
Satan worshippers? Athiests are simply people that don't believe in God. Yes, I
know, "If you aren't for me, you're against me." But that DOESN'T mean they
worship the devil. They aren't going to come to your little kids and rape them and
tell you to hate God for it. Some will, but not all (And how is a children's page
only for people over 18? They're adults by then!).
"The thing that sets this ministry apart from others is the simple fact that we
accept the Bible as a literal fact." Is the book of Revelation (Yes, in the BIBLE)
ever literal? It's all symbolism! And by the way, you can't accept the Bible as a
"literal fact" if you're constantly adding to it. That's the anti-christ's job, by
the way.
Telling people they're "going to hell" is NOT an effective way to lead people to
Jesus. What would Jesus do?
Matthew 7:1-5 says, "Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way
you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be
measured to you. 'Why do you look at the speck of saw-dust in your brother's eye
and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your
brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a
plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye,
and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.'" Wow,
you've got it coming to you. That's all I have to say.
You're a sorry example for Jesus.
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""Pastor" Jim...where did you get
your preaching degree? I'd like to e-mail that
college too."
Jesus!
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| Subject: |
errrrrrrrr |
| From: |
"Maya Sanders"
<maya_sanders90@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, August 20, 2007
3:26 am |
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i have no respect for you and think you use the bible to hate on everyone, well it's
not ok, and i don't care if you think i'm wrong, i don't believe in hell, so you
can't tell me i'm going to it, and i'll asure you, your true christians website
seems like a freaking lie, your a bad example of a christian and teaching your kids
that hating gays is good is dispicable. oh and besides how do you know if evolution
isn't true if you really haven't heard about it. move away from america, nobody
wants you here. your a disgrace to our country!
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"move away from america, nobody wants
you here."
Do you have evidence of that?
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| Subject: |
Moral dilemma!!!!!1!1 |
| From: |
"Rachel Griffin"
<vizzini_5@hotmail.co*> |
| Date: |
Mon, August 20, 2007
10:51 am |
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Dear Pastor Jim,
My soul is in trouble!
I'm a Gurl ,and I no Im suposed to marry the guy if someone rapes me, and I
would, butt I was rapped by threee men!
I kno God wants me to marry them, but thats what Mormons do, and mormons are
evil, lik you said!
What do I do?!?!?!
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The Bible says nothing against marrying
more than one person. Consider how many wives King David and King Solomon had.
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| Subject: |
Church bulletin
bloopers |
| From: |
"john tracy" <johnmtracy@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, August 20, 2007
5:45 pm |
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Jim,
Here are some church bulletin bloopers I came across:
"There will be a meeting at the north and south ends of the sanctuary.
Children will baptised at both ends."
"Our service will close with 'Little Drops of Water'. One of the ladies
will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in."
"There will be a bean dinner tonight in the fellowship hall. Music will
follow."
"Since today is Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs Johnson to lay an egg on
the altar."
"There will be an ice cream social on Tuesday. All ladies giving milk
please come early."
"A special collection will be taken to help pay for our new carpet.
Those who want to do something on the new carpet are asked to come
forward with a piece of paper."
John
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| From: |
"Mike Crapo" <mike@cbyte.net> |
| Date: |
Tue, August 21, 2007
12:39 am |
| To: |
hggj3hs@truechristian.com |
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What degree of education have you had?
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I'm college educated.
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| Subject: |
Fwd: LOL @ YOU!!! |
| From: |
"Lol @ you"
<furr12491@googlemail.com> |
| Date: |
Tue, August 21, 2007
11:08 am |
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* I have to admit Ii really enjoyed your site, I almost died laughing at
it, I have showed to all of my friends as well who have also found it very
amusing, including the christians.
However I would like to correct a few mistakes you have made. firstly your
quote "exodus 22:19 - Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to
death"
If you actually were a christian you would realise that this is referring to
Satan, not animals.
Secondly just with christians in general, commandment number 2: "Thou shalt
not make or worship idols."
Now this one makes no sense to me, who really cares, but it also it raises
something. What do the Catholics do? What would one take a image of Jesus on
the cross as? What would one take an image of Mary as? An idol. Catholics
pray to idols. Simple, their religion, contradicts the laws by which they
live."
Personally I'm not a christian, I think its bullshit that there's a god.
but I have no problems with other people's beliefs, so long as they dont try
and convert me. I am also a fur, and to tell you the truth, your opinions
dont matter to me, I just thought I should say how much I laughed at it and
point out a couple of your major flaws in this.
Oh and BTW, this is an email adress that I use very rarely so you can put
this on your site, I really dont care.
"That guy :P"
*
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"I think its bullshit that there's a
god."
?!
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| From: |
"Samantha Hurt"
<gingersnaps90@msn.com> |
| Date: |
Tue, August 21, 2007
1:08 pm |
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shalalf;skfklj
your site is genius.
www.zeitgeist.com
put in the kids section,
it's educational.
:)
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It's just some tech guy's homepage?
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what ARE theese 'furries'?! |
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"Chris Langtry" <addik@sbcglobal.net> |
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Wed, August 22, 2007
12:48 pm |
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"By going onward to this, you agree to not complain, threat, harass, sue, hurt,
censor, slander, or do anything negative that could hurt us. You can write an
e-mail to me by clicking here if you want to comment, but please, as Americans,
don't try to censor us. Those who seek to censor us don't want people to know the
truth. They are afraid of us, they are afraid that we will ruin their image when it
is they who have ruined our religion. These are the days that the Liberal has
convinced the common man that good is evil and evil is good. Besides all that, enjoy
our website."
Umm..where the heck did you get your information? This is like saying the earth is
flat, you're only looking at one side of the dice. Please, be informed before YOU
slander. Also, free speech doesn't protect slanderous commentary, its in the
constitution, go read it for once. Therefore it is against the law.
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Anything considered offensive can be
labeled as slander by anyone who is an asshole and wants to twist the law.
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Artwork |
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"Rebel Raven" <yiffyrebelraven@yahoo.com> |
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Wed, August 22, 2007
3:14 pm |
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Your site made me laugh, great job sticking it to people. However, you are
displaying artwork that is not yours and that you do not have the ok from the
artists to display. One of those being mine, I am giving you this e-mail as a
primary cursor to take down the works. Next will be one from my lawyer.
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I love you too.
What's your artwork?
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Hmm |
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"Shaun Dalton" <maskedhysteria@blueyonder.co.uk> |
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Thu, August 23, 2007
9:03 am |
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So i have come across your site, and had to email you.
Firstly i am an atheist. I dont believe in god, because of people like you. Man has
made a mockery of god if any exists. Men like you. It seems as though your ignorance
and arrogance has bound you so strong that you will never understand. You dismiss
facts with rediculous comments..jsut reading through emails sent to you and your
replies, all you can reply with are stupid comments which dont even address peoples
arguements which totally destroy you.
You are an embarrasment to any "religious" person. If god existed, you would be an
embarrasment to him too. You see one thing with all christians, you can shower them
with all the facts in the world, even show them things which prove they are wrong,
and still they will not believe, yet they believe in txts written by people near
enough in the stone age. In a time when man knew not how the sun rose, that the
earth was round, that before man had come the mighty dinosaur, or why we werent born
in eggs.
Its people like you who everyday force more people away from religion. And soon the
true free men, the atheists and agnostics will unite and topple all religon, burning
its temples and worshippers with fire. For those worshippers are to blame for
countless centuries of crimes against humanity in the name of "gods". Most of europe
is already post religious...america should follow soon. Then mankind can be one.
Now i know your reply will be not even worth reading, because you never address
anything said, you ignore all facts, ignore all truths and reply with a 2nd grade
comment...perhaps you are but a child who must learn so much in this world..a rich
spoilt child who knows nothing of the REAL world in which we live.
You believe in your lies..for your "one true god" you are the "one true fool".
http://www.agnosticfront.com/
http://www.leftovercrack.org/
http://www.positiveatheism.org/
All your religion is is a means to which you can feel better in your pathetic life
for when you die you believe your real life exists. This is insanity..but you will
never know, for when you die you shall know but blackness and nothing, for you will
be no more.
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All of those websites support mine,
dumbass.
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Hi there. |
| From: |
"Ian Williams" <slayerofsquirrels@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Thu, August 23, 2007
11:49 am |
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I can't tell if your site is a joke or not. :D
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It's as real as God.
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sorry |
| From: |
"Jeremy McWhinnie" <jam_aus@yahoo.co*> |
| Date: |
Thu, August 23, 2007
4:22 pm |
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sorry to write another email but i had to add this. LOL men from dirt....... funny
stuff. i mean seriously homo sapien evolved from homo erectus. and its not that we
used to be monkeys, we still are monkey's (well apes to be precise) we just happen
to be the most intelligent and only grounded ape (along with the baboon).
i also have to ask, is this a serious site? i mean its just to hilarious for me to
believe you are serious about this hehe. and i noticed you have moral orel on the
home page of your site. you know that show is a joke right? its meant to poke fun
at people like you (if you are indeed serious)
well i think thats it, ummmmmmmm yeah good-bye
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Quit asking me rhetorical questions.
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again, sorry....... |
| From: |
"Jeremy McWhinnie" <jam_aus@yahoo.co*> |
| Date: |
Thu, August 23, 2007
4:33 pm |
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