Your site is... interesting, but there are several things wrong with your site.
First we'll start with the science section:
-you first off admit to having no knowledge in the field of science thus you can
only put up one side of the facts which doesn't rally prove that you are right
-the whole thing sound ridicu...

Now that I look at the rest of your site; Screw what I am doing. Why do I even
bother? You are just another pitiful KID who has nothing better to do but than to
flame people you think are wrong. Well flaming doesn't make you look any smarter. I
felt pity for you but I can no see that you are a pitiful sap. I can't wait till
World War 3 because afterward there will be no religion.Oh and by the way I am not
an atheist but I hate all the major religions, what am I?

On another note how old are you. Judging by the site I'd say you were... what, 5-10
and if your older then... wow


Too many of us look upon politicians as idiots.          This is a cruel label, even
though it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the politicians          themselves.  

I must be the most anti-Christian person ever. I laughed so hard while 
reading this site that the water I was drinking came out of my nose.

Thank you very very much for making me laugh while browsing. I've never had 
so much fun in my life.

I have to ask, where is the proof of all of this? Yes, OK, the Bible. But 
where is the proof that the Bible was written due to the word of Jesus? As a 
matter of fact, it was written a few years after Jesus, and the people 
writing may not have remembered the exact thing Christ said. You could be 
basing your faith on a game of Chinese Whispers for all you know! Or, 
Telephone, as you may have called it, being an American yourself.

Honestly, I have to clarify now, I am an atheist. But I am atheist because I 
haven't seen anything to tempt me so far, in any religion. I was raised a 
Jew, but I haven't gone to a synagogue for years. Oh, did you know Jesus was 
a Jew? Not Christian? And Christianity is a derived form of Judaism? So why 
are you, as a Christian, trying to protect people from Jews? Thereby 
protecting people from Jesus himself and damning them to Hell?

As to atheists not having any IQ for themselves, would Christians not be 
slaves of God, and therefore not have any thought of themselves and not have 
an IQ either? And to that matter, I thought you thought Scientists were all 
liars, so why would you put any stock in IQs anyway?

If God really "HATES ATHEISTS WITH ALL HIS LOVE" as you so succintly put it, 
why would he give Humans free thought for them to choose their own minds? 
Why would he not have just made them worshipful drones so they wouldn't be 
brainwashed by Satan and become atheists?

I'm going to move on now. America is under God? Then why, if America was 
discovered and populated by Britons, is Jesus an American? Does that mean 
he's a Native American? But surely, you hate Native Americans too, as they 
have many Gods, and a totally different religion.

Paganism is anti-family? Really. Wow. I never knew that. Thank you for 
enlightening me. And here I thought Christians such as yourself, if this 
website is true, were ruining our Children by not teaching them tolerance. 
If a child meets someone new, what are they to do? Ask them what religion 
they are and run screaming if they are anything else? So much for tolerance. 
And I know THAT's in the Bible. Else, why would Christ have helped the 
adulterous woman (I have read the Bible, but her name escapes me)? Why would 
he have cured the leper? The blind man? The dead girl? Most of whom were not 
Christians, who were at the time, ruled by and believed in the Romans and 
Roman gods.

As to the Pentagram representing Satan, the pentagram was written in an old 
cave drawing depicting the fall of Christ. It was above his head, and was to 
bless him on his passing. If it were the sign of Satan, would Jesus ever 
have reached Heaven? And you think he's there. You know him to be there. So 
how can the pentagram be the sign of Satan?

Pagans eat children. Really. Thank you for that as well, I know now never to 
date a Pagan again, I'll never know if he'll do a Cronos on me and try to 
eat my children. Really, really. Thank you. You have saved me. *end sarcasm, 
which you Americans don't understand*

Although I do fully agree with you on Neverwinter Nights. Thank you for 
spreading the word on that one. Video games are evil.

"we're using it as a figure of speech, just like the Bible uses it" 
Wonderful! Finally, some sense! Thank you. The Bible is a metaphor for life. 
Children's stories told to keep children out of harm and on the stright and 
narrow. Told to make children good. And therefore, is just metaphors. All 
metaphors for life.

By that, Jesus didn't exist. And was just a perfect person made up by the 
writers of the Bible to make kids think, yes, I can do this too. I can be 
good and pure and wonderful, just like him.

This is not what I believe, to be honest, I'm not sure what I believe, but 
I'm gleaning this from your words and following the logic through.

I went to a public school, a grammar school, and at every assembly, we were 
read Philippians chapter four versus four to eight. I was taught Religious 
Studies in school. I was told all of the hearsay about Zealots who believe 
everything the Bible says, even though the Bible contradicts itself. "Do 
unto other as you would have done unto you" and then "If a man also lie with 
mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an 
abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon 
them." So. You would put someone to death, but would you have it done to 
yourself? Wonderful.

Wow. Thank you for all this insight. It has made me, more than ever, want to 
stay away from Christians, if they're at all like you.

Josie Bee

Age eighteen, London, England. (Really)

I am almost postive that you sucked my dick in the
bathroom at the mall. That was you right?

I hope you die... a very horrible painful death and that when you get to the
gates... god greets you personally and laughs at you... then points to the elevator
labled Hell.... you bigot... you homophobe.. you freak of nature. 

My aunt has been in a commited relationship for 16 years with her female companion.
Thats longer than any heterosexual marriage in my entire family. They are more
stable, make more money, and are happier than anyone else i have ever met. So shove
that statistic up your narrow ass... maybe you'll make some diamonds out of it.

First a short back story, i was raised in a Non-Denominational Church of
Christ.  upon coming of age in the world's standards i fell away from the
beliefs held by the church, and i will admit have not studied for quite
sometime.  I stumbled upon your page via a link a friend sent me of an image
on your "furries" section.  i took it upon myself to read through the
majority of the site.  there are a major conflicts with what you say, what i
was raised to believe, and what i've come to believe in recent times.
Specifically i would like to address your seeming hatred of all pleasurable
activities, and the way you present your message.  i would like to point out
where you have taken out of context the word of the Lord.  on the page
http://www.truechristian.com/soldiersofgod.html you have images that do not
present a christian image.  I will refer specifically to the image
containing what is commonly accepted of the image of Jesus holding a bloody
knife and steak with the phrase "Vegetarians are Pussys!"  you quote the
statement of Romans 14:2.  this single line of scripture states: "For one
believes he may eat all things, but he who is weak eats only vegetables" in
that context it can be believed that veganism is unchristianlike, however if
you will read on through the rest of that scripture up to the end of the
chapter, it says that we eat live and die to the Lord, and whether we live
or die we are the Lord's.  It goes on to say: "But why do you judge your
brother? Or why do you show contempt for your brother? For we shall all
stand before the judgment seat of Christ.  For it is Written: 'As i live,
says the LORD, Every knee shall bow to Me, And every tongue shall confess to
God.' So then each of us shall give account of HIMSELF to God.  Therefore
let us not judge one another anymore, but rather resolve this, not to put a
stumbling block or a cause to fall in our brother's way."  i will paraphrase
the remainder of the chapter as it would take too much space to fully
quote.  The book states that there is nothing unclean of itself, but to
those that consider something unclean to them it will be unclean, and do not
let your good be spoken of as evil, for the kingdom of God is righteousness,
peace, and joy in the Holy Spirit.  Let us pursue things which Make for
peace and things by which we may build up one another. do not destroy the
work of god for the sake of food. all things indeed ARE pure, but it is evil
for the man who eats with offense.

Now what is to be gathered from the scripture, is that whether you choose to
eat meats/vegetables or whether you choose to eat at all, your life and
death is to the Lord and you will give account of your own life to the Lord,
and that you should not judge your fellow brethren, but rather work to make
peace and build each other up in the name of the Lord. This is not the only
aspect of your site that i would like to touch on however, it was the issue
that i felt i should address at this time due to the presentation of which
you choose to advertise.  You present forth a negative image and as such
draw attention to yourself in a manner not befitting a christian attitude.
as stated in this one short section of the Bible, we are urged to work
together and build up ourselves instead of sewing discord amongst our
brethren.  I would like to inform you that your Website has encouraged my
faith, but not in the manner with which you so fervently advertise, i do not
seek to cause conflict with my fellow man, it is my desire to inform my
fellow brothers and seek to help them understand the scripture and the word
of the Lord in a peaceful manner.

I look forward to your response to my email.
   With Christian Love,
      A renewed brother in service of the Lord.

hi i was looking at your web site and id like to know if its for real or a 
joke of some kind. are you an actual pastor?

Hi, just to refute some of the facts you claim to have just made

"I never knew that in a great country like America that censorship  
was okay."
-I find it pretty funny that when you don't want to be censored, you  
immediately note in your site that you must email you with agreements  
and not complaints about your site.  In essence, you are censoring us  
from letting someone disagree with your site.

"Masturbation is more dangerous than smoking"
-Well please show me some empirical evidence in deaths caused, not  
correlated by masturbation please.  I might be able to find a tidbit  
on smoking, maybe, just maybe.

"Christians discovered that men produce sperm cells constantly"
-Hmm, but my bet is gonna say that a scientist, who could have  
possibly been Christian discovered this.  I don't think some bible  
verse explains the anatomical creation in the testicles of sperm  
cells, unless you know one.

Now I'm not saying to remove your site, but the comments you claim as  
"facts" must be proven, otherwise I'm going to have to called it  
libelous.

I can go on, but I'll leave you with one thought for which you can  
respond.  Liberalism=Violence you said.  I find that interesting  
considering a conservative president has been in office for almost  
eight years, and funny that we've been at war for oh, almost eight  
years!

God Bless America

 the Police in San Antonio and Austin have aggressively
enforced this law, even going as far as to torture clerks
that worked in stores that sold indecently-shaped soap and
candles, and there has been no public outcry.
 
 You can't say this anymore. I'm voicing public outcry
right now!!!! This is crazy. So, it's okay to torture
someone for something like working in a porno or sex shop?
Would Jesus torture someone or who he implore them to "Go
and sin no more."
 Whoever thought this website up is an idiot!!!

Your kidding right?

You agree with police officers torturing people over the sale of soap? I'd
say if the 5% statistic is true then your in a major minority, and that
would mean that other Christians are definitely masturbating. You also
suggest modification of the female body and the use of chemicals to
essentially turn off a section of your brain or at least make it work worse.

I wouldn't be surprised if most of the things you suggest to enforce
anti-masturbation laws are probably not approved in the bible itself.

Not allowing the sale of candles? I'm pretty sure that would never pass.
Candles are a form of light, a very soothing one at that. When the power
goes out for hours on end, what certain item has got your back? A candle.

Also sausages, carrots, and cucumbers couldn't efficiently be sold sliced.
Carrots and Cucumbers would not last as long, and who wants a pre-sliced
bratwurst or hot dog? I'm sure that even people who believe masturbation are
evil wouldn't disagree with me in the fact this is an insane step to take.

Dear sinner,

I read what is said on your site. For the fact of the first amendment, 
I'm force to consider you are right. It better to let you say all your 
hate then to censor you. On an other mater, as a ordained Reverend, I'm 
force to say that you are not a peaceful person. You are more acting as 
a satanist tricking all other then a real man of God. I think you should 
go to a confessional and see your sin of hate for the other. As you 
don't consider your sin of hate on your writing and in fact you offend 
mostly all other religion that represent in fact possibly the same god 
in accordance of there culture and in accordance to the will of God. 
Considering the meaning of a religion is a free, as in free speech,  of 
an interpretation of what we can see as a supreme being, considering the 
fact you are acting again any common sense of decency.

I'm force to declare you excommunicated /latae sententia./

May your sin be pardon by the supreme being and may you stop supporting 
satan.

Reverend F. B. Boisclair

Dear father,
        I am an atheist. I am sure that after reading that sentence, you moved your
mouse ever closer to the delete button. However, if you have the tolerance
that Christianity preaches, then please, continue reading.
       I came across your page whilst perusing the internet for nothing in
particular (just another day of boredom). For a second, I thought that the
intended link was a joke (no offense), so I decided to enter the website. I
continued reading, and found some of your sources to be rather, shall we say,
incomplete? I'll cite some examples below:

" Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
 Reality: Christianity proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression,
forgetfulness and nearsightedness."

If you could cite what source (or part of the bible) that says exactly that, it
would be prudent.

"Myth: There are bigger problems than Masturbation, like drugs and AIDS.
 Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating
RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost
productivity every month!"

Again, if you can cite the sources that actually SAY that masturbation (somehow)
costs American business money, it would certainly help. Plus, no one has actually
died from masturbation (from my recollection).

Until you show some actual statistical data laying some fact to these claims, please
do not make base accusations. It is bad for your health.

Sincerely, 
The rest of the World

I've spent a good amount of time examining this webpage, and though you may consider
this email heated I hope that you take the time to read through it and consider my
argument.

I'd just like to logically argue all of the statements on this page that I disagree
with.  First of all, masturbation is definitely not more dangerous than smoking,
this is an opinion.  And yes, very very excessive masturbation can cause depression,
nearsightedness, et cetera, however this is not proven by Christianity, as religion
is not a valid argument in a free country.  In fact, you later use the phrase,
"Christians have discovered..." as if it promotes Christianity.  People have
discovered, whether or not these people were even Christian is a fact that you
cannot easily, if you even can, prove.  Science proves these facts; I'm saying this
not as a dissenter of Christians (or as a defender of masturbation for that matter),
but as someone thinking logically.  Regardless, in order for someone to masturbate
to the point where it is unhealthy and causes said problems they would have to do it
a ridiculous amount of times within a few days.  The number of people who
 masturbate and have no physical problems as a result is, using simple common sense
and judging by the amount of free time average people even have these days,
overwhelmingly higher than those who do suffer physical problems because of
excessive masturbation.

Masturbation is a bigger problem than drugs and AIDS?  Is that because it 'costs
American business $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month' ?  I wouldn't even
be surprised if this statistic was made up, seeing as there's no reasonable way to
record such information, and 3.14 happens to be the first few digits of pi.  Also,
are you, a Christian, saying that lost money due to masturbation is more important
than lost lives due to drugs and AIDS?  I am appalled.

Apparently most rapists, sodomites, child molesters, and pornography addicts started
out as 'Masturbators' (this is not a word, yet you capitalize it as if you're
defining people who masturbate as an enemy).  To this claim I say, DUH!!  Once
again, you fail to mention the amount of people who masturbate and don't commit any
of these or related crimes, which is staggeringly higher than the amount of those
who do.  You indirectly admit this on this webpage, claiming that 5% of Americans
don't masturbate.  This means that 95% do, and compared to the percentage of
American citizens who are rapists, sodomites, child molesters, and pornography
addicts, we can conclude that an extremely small portion of people who masturbate
have the potential to be a danger to anybody else at all.

The thing that angers me most about your webpage and heightens my suspicion of all
of it being nothing more than a few false, yet appealing claims made to convince
Americans that we need surgery, random urine testing, indefinite incarceration and
property seizure without due process of law (without due process of law... actions
such as this can already be done under the suspicion that a citizen is a 'terrorist'
and this newfound 'War On Masturbation' is only another tool to limit Americans'
freedom, said tools seem to be appearing more and more often directly in front of
the eyes of the ignorant and overly-pious), is the claim that masturbatory devices
are already illegal in Texas and the police in San Antonio and Austin have
aggressively enforced this law.  I happen to live in between these two cities in the
city of New Braunfels, and travel to and between both very often.  I know people in
and around both San Antonio and Austin, and know for a fact that law enforcement
 does not consider this a major problem, nor are they doing a great deal to enforce
it (on that note, masturbatory devices aren't illegal, dildos specifically are
illegal and that's all).  Also, the way you make it sound it is apparently just
fine to torture "clerks that worked in stores that sold indecently-shaped soap and
candles."  The fact that you as a Christian support the torture of anyone for any
reason is ridiculous!

"If an unmarried man doesn't masturbate, all the sperm cells he produces end up in
his urine."  Assuming that the previous statement is true, and ALL of the sperm ends
up in a man's urine, then why is prostate cancer so common among older men who don't
ejaculate nearly as much if at all?

Regarding Clitoridectomy:
This notion is the scariest of all.  It is amazing that anyone who calls his or
herself a Christian would support such a ridiculous practice.  Your attempts to
appeal to people in ways such as comparing our projected clitoridectomies to those
which take place in third-world countries is obvious to any half wit.  Unfortunately
many Americans are not smart enough to realize this.  It is also ridiculous to call
bureaucrats who have outlawed this operation as Godless in a country with 43
Christian presidents, out of 43 presidents total of course.  It's ridiculous that
you defer masturbation and lascivious behavior as diseases which can be cured...
they are simply behaviors, character traits.  Also, I find it highly anti-Christian
that there is a link to buy 'anti-masturbation equipment' at the bottom of this page
(let alone a clearly phony chart comparing crime rates to masturbation, a purely
ridiculous and incoherent correlation).  Even if a religious crusade against
 masturbation IS mentioned in the Bible, I'm sure that God wouldn't want anyone to
profit financially from it, since when does He care so much about money?

Lastly, apart from the aforementioned crimes against America, unconstitutional
actions which clearly violate the Bill of Rights, you suggest adding SSRIs to soft
drinks and school meals.  Unfortunately, and if your plan follows through, most
people will not even be informed of this.  Don't you think that people would want to
know that anything was added to their drinks and food, and would want to know what
in the world SSRIs are?  This entire webpage is ridiculous, a scam, and a ploy to
make money and limit the freedom of ignorant Americans.  The saddest part of it is
the likelihood of your success, unless of course people like me continue to spread
the truth, for information is an even more powerful weapon than any government,
bank, or religious institution.  Thank you for your time.

ohhhhhh please please tell me your website is a joke! i need comforting.  
this cannot be actually views of real people! please just tell me if its a 
joke!  if it is i think it is hilarious, but if you are serious then i am 
afraid, afraid for the future of mankind. nobody can be this ignorant, 
PLEASE TELL ME ITS A JOKE!!!

I would first like to say that I will not be insulting or saying anything to 
you except the honest truth.  First of all your site is probably the biggest 
load of ignorant crap that I have seen in a long time.  You complain of 
"censorship" correct?  One of the articles that I always died laughing from 
and I am sharing with people who are also dieing of laughter was the one 
about "stopping" masturbation and "checking" for signs of it!  First of all 
thats completely violating the constitution.  That page is pure ignorance 
because you are trying to censor something that comes natural to many 
people.  This sounds a little bit like Nazi Germany does it not?  "It would 
be very simple to require unmarried men to submit frequent urine samples, 
which could then be examined under a microscope." That is probably one of 
the biggest loads of bullshit I have ever heard.  You people who try and 
take "god" into your own hands and try to control us like you are a bunch of 
Nazis.  First of all why would you care what people do?  I have done drugs, 
I have been drunken and done many things you Christians would disapprove of. 
  People don't care about your religion nor do they have to respect it.  You 
are a hypocrite and one of the most ignorant people I have ever heard of 
(George bush ahead of you of course)  Next you will be suggesting that those 
of us who look at porn have our testicles cut off.  Now to you and for this 
I drink!  Also as a way to be funny I should master bate just to shove it in 
your face.  Now I look forward to your response.  Also me being a satanist I 
will not attack your religion because I will respect it, though soon I won't 
doubt you will want laws forcing people to have to respect you.  Separation 
of religion and state.

I'm quite curious as to how you will manage to stop this so called problem. It is my
understanding that by deduction that if 150 000 Americans are currently masturbating
and that only 5% of Americans are not masturbators, it would seem inconceivable to
arrest and imprison 95% of the American population. Another note that intrigues me
is that if 95% of Americans are masturbators, it implies that 95% of Americans are
prone to become rapists, sodomites, child molesters and or pornographic addicts. If
Onan was killed because he spilled his seed upon the ground, why is it that a
significant, or in other words more then 5% of the American population able to live
quite peacefully and quite happily?I have just been thinking about these points and
I'd like to know if I should be really worried, because I do not feel threatened by
anyone or by these interesting points.Thank you 

wow, u must me the scum of the earth, putting such non sense into the minds of our
youth, wake up and notice were in the 21st century and know that ignorant and
oblivious people like you are what is keeping this world divided and ruining the
lives of so many whom feel hated by you're irresponsible words. i hope you come to
realize what a complete idiot and true criminal you are.. 

Wihtout respect

Anonymous

You preach about loving one another and yet in you're methods and lessons, it is
filled with so much hatred .. hypocrit? yes, thats what you are, and hopefully u
will soon come to realize it. You claim God loves everyone and everything and yet
you seem to only tell us about how he punishes those who have commited "sins". Well
you're so called sins are what differentiate people, and make this world an exciting
and worth while place to be. But with you, you seem to find pleasure in warping the
minds of our youth with you're completely false information and ridiculous stories.
I am so glad, people find this so called "guidance" to be complete and utter
bullshit, too afraid to put you're picture and address into you're website? is it
maybe because u know exactly what you're doing to our society and are too afraid to
show yourself? well i hope someone ruins you're life so that you stop ruining the
lives of so many other, write me back PLEASE, i would just love to know what you
have as a response (which im assumign will be filled with " you are the devils
offsrping," and/or " you will burn in the flames of hell to pay for you're sins") am
i right? ah probably, thankfully, youre idiotic preachings dont frighten me one bit
, cause im goign to live life to the fullest instead of following some idiot at a
computer desk.

email be back at,

karate_kid008@hotmail.com    / if you're not to afraid to ...

I feel that religion is an organized well funded cult for the brainwashed.  If
anything, I feel bad for you.  And don't talk about people who don't follow foolish
script out of a fabricated book.  Religion is simply for the sheep, the weak people
who need quick answers and guidance.  I don't know why I waste my time with you
people.

Oh, holy shit. I don't know how people got so stupid. There are too many
hypocritical and just plain DUMB "points" mentioned on your garbage website to try
and educate you about them all. You definitely need to be taught something real. Not
your idea of "truth". How dare you... How DARE you fucking ruin all these peoples'
perfectly capable minds by filling their heads with all this bullshit? I can't
believe you talk about "fighting Satan" when you, of all people, fit the perfect
description of pure fucking evil. Especially that page about "Gurlz". Fuck you.
Really. Fuck you. You're telling young girls to just submit to men, rot their
absolutely useful minds, and never know independance? I fucking hate you so much.
I'm no feminist but I know that it's a really horrible thing to tell a young girl
that she ought to feel ashamed just for 
coming into existence. I want to fucking... wash my eyes and brain out just because
I read your idiotic website. You should be the shameful one. Write me back. Oh, I
look forward to more of your lies. It serves as great comedic material too. Really,
I've never gotten so angry and laughed so hard at the same time. Thank you, at
least, for the ridiculously entertaining, steaming pile of shit you squeezed out of
your tight, Christian ass onto the internet. 
 
Email me back: infectedmind_@hotmail.com
 Show Your Messenger Buddies  How You Really Feel

i have to say, that is the biggest load of bull i have ever read. Are you serious?
   
  "Myth: Masturbation is not immoral.
Reality: Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed upon the
ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan wasn't Masturbating, but the
point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason."
   
  "but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason."
  ^does the bible say that?? or does the writer of this article say that? is the
writer of this article proposing that they know what god's opinion is on the
matter? they don't know.
   
   
  Masturbation is technically a form of birth control, suppose someone decides to go
out and have sex as oppose to masturbation... and if she gets pregnant what a life
that baby will have if the parents are unprepared for it.
  Im sure your arguement would be, dont have sex. Sexual Tension is a powerful
stress, it in itself can get so bad it can cause more likely health problems than
the ones the writer proposes in the following,
   
  "Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Christianity proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression,
forgetfulness and nearsightedness"
   
   
  theres alot more but i'll let you chew on that, and if you don't reply i'll
suppose you never gave me a chance. and would that make you a True Christian??? i
dont think so.
   
   
  -Wendy Barrie of California

I was just wondering if you had any scientific basis behind your claims. I'm 
genuinely intrested in why you have come to this conclusion, which is why 
I'm being very carefull how I word this email. Could you possibly send me 
some links or prehaps post some scientific evidence on the site. I can't 
help but think your views are based purely on opinion. I look forward to 
being proven wrong.

Thank you for your time,
Mark Devitt

Hello. I was looking through the kidz page, and I had a few questions. Let's
get the obvious stuff out of the way first: I was appalled, I was shocked, I
couldn't believe my eyes, and so on and so fourth. I would express my
opinions in further detail, but I'm sure you've heard them before.

My questions are, and I mean these in the sincerest of curiosity,

1. Why do you continue to call it the "Kidz page" to spite the disclaimer
prevent kids from accessing it?
2. Why did you feel it important to point out the most explicit portions of
each story?
3. Have your own children seen this page?
4. What lead you to use such graphic details, such as the depiction of
ejaculate on peoples faces?
5. Finally, why is nothing of this nature visually depicted anywhere else on
the site? That is, not the part children would go to?


Just curious, are there any biblical reasons not to learn foreign languages?
I'm just taking a wide shot here because frankly so much is condemned on
this site, and I suppose you might say that it is in the  bible as well.

 -Muito Obrigado!

You're a heathen. Simple as that. 
You want to sort out the problems and corruptions within the church first before you
start preaching to good, hardworking, law abiding citizens. 

Hi

Just curious. Why is it that you have chosen the Christian Bible as the
literal truth?

There are many writings of many different religious figures over time (and
you suggest you have read some of them), all purporting to be "true", to
explain our universe, and to advise us on how to behave.

Why have you chosen this particular book as your "inerrant truth" - what
aspect of it makes you believe it is "truer" than any of the others?

You do realise, I assume, that from the point of view of all these other
religions, you are an atheist, and therefore doomed?

From reading other letters, I am really only expect abuse from you, rather
than a thoughtful response, but I thought I'd ask anyway, since yours is
certainly an interesting worldview.

"Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of  Americans don't Masturbate."
You said that yourself, correct?

 Well if  95% of Americans masturbate and 5% don't, that means that the 5% that
don't are  being un-American, if 95% are waving American flags in America what are
the  other 5% waving? The soviet flag? How about the Chinese flag? That 5% are 
un-American. If the majority of America is doing something, the manority are 
un-American. Enjoy waving your swastica traitor, you ovbiously hate America, and 
since most of America is christian making 95% of christians masturbate, you  hate
Jesus, and God, you are a satanist. Enjoy hell you Satanic  traitor!

-Signed Toxic Ninja

For reference see Subject line!

Is your site like... a joke or something? I'm usualy pretty good at picking up
satire, and I'll admit most of this is funny, but some of it is boarderline
retarted, like when you said the A in DNA stood for the drug type of acid I just
didn't think anyone could be serious about that, lemons have acid, so do limes, etc.
Those all have Citric acid. So are you serious about this? If so please lighten up
the jokes, some of them are too stupid, and your insulting of God with your drawings
will send you straight to hell. Enjoy.

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Hi, I have just read the article regarding masterbation on your website and I have a
few remarks I would like to make:1: Masterbation is normal and is seen in one form
or another throughout most animal species in nature.2: If it is as bad as you claim
in your article why have none of the governments of the world done anything to make
people aware of the dangers like they have done with tobacco, alcohol and illegal
drugs?3: Without masterbation many people get so agitated and horny that it leads
them to lose concentration, pay for sex or even in extreme cases rape and molest
other people.4: You estimate that masterbation costs American businesses $3.14
billion a year - how much money did your President spend on an unwanted, unprovoked
war in Iraq? I would be more concerned with more serious matters like this which
waste taxpayers money in the US.5: You cannot control people in the way you propose
in your article. There is no way to enforce a ban on masterbation. Your country is
not 100% Christian so you cannot impose Christian values on the whole population.
Plus not all Christians will share your beliefs on this matter.In summary,
masterbation is personal, does more good than harm to the individual, does not hurt
anyone else and to deny this activity is to deny people their basic human
rights.Also, I am shocked that oral/anal sex is banned in some US states. What
business do those states have in the private affairs of couples who choose to engage
in these activities?I apologise if this email appears offensive - but your article
is rather absurd and offended me. I hope these remarks are helpful.Ryan

Your are nuts!!!!!!

Have you read through your website lately? You are the bigot and you are not
accepting responsibility for it... after all you have "God" to blame for all of the
crap you write on your website. Sad little man.
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Your gramar would make the baby jesus cry.

Get over it.

Thanks,

Randy

Oh shit!!! 

funniest site yet today! thanks 4 the laugh

I wonder how backward the world would be if everyone were stupid enough to
believe as you do?

Stop praying to that fairytale that has been used for centuries for nothing
but controlling the population.

I feel sorry for you, because in the moments of your death when you are
expecting to see the pearly gates and a welcoming party.....there will be
nothing, and you will think of the time when you read this and wonder why
you wasted your whole life over some bullshit book, when you could have
spent the time just being a decent human being and looking into yourself to
know what is right and wrong.

God and the Bible = A crutch for those too weak to think for themselves and
do what they want to in life.

(i bet you all masturbate yourselves......your just fucking ashamed to admit
it)

ClaxZero

Oh and........FUCK YOU :)

I must honestly say that I am dieing... to prove you wrong. Oh, and the arrangement
has  been changed. Along with me completely debunking you, the conversation will
also be filmed and whether you win or lose it must be posted on your website or it
will be posted just about anywhere else that we can find. So can you handle the heat
or are you getting out of the oven while you still have anyone respecting you.


Too many of us look upon politicians as idiots.          This is a cruel label, even
though it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the politicians          themselves.  

love the website...NOT...it sucks there is no point to it... Why you hating on all
the other religions? Get a life and preach about Jesus not about how "bad and evil"
the other religions are.  

God Bless,
Florian

I am writing and trying t be as civil as possible and I hope you can only do 
the same. Ive written to correct some of your information on catholics, so 
that rathering than blatently making things up about us to criticize us on, 
you can fully understand what it is your criticizing and make a good 
arguement based on fact.

You say we cannot achieve salvation through saints and mary. This is true, 
here I am a catholic agreeing with you on this. We dont find salvation in 
mary or saints.

Now let me ask you a question, if you were sick, would you ask you friend to 
pray for you? pray that you get better? yes. so, why not pray to a saint or 
mary, to have them pray for you? Saints are in eahven, and if they pray for 
you, their prayer is that much stronger, and that much louder what with them 
being in heaven.

So please, from now on, double check your 'facts' before you go on some rant 
you pull out of yor ass.

I've just had a fantastic idea! What if I send you a word, or a noun or an
action or something of that nature, and you try to find something in the
bible condemning it as a sin against God? Here we'll start out with
something really challenging:

 Glue.


There. Try your best, and see if you can name glue as the next Biblical
"no-no".

On 8/3/07, Annex Annex <annex.annex@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Hello. I was looking through the kidz page, and I had a few questions.
> Let's get the obvious stuff out of the way first: I was appalled, I was
> shocked, I couldn't believe my eyes, and so on and so fourth. I would
> express my opinions in further detail, but I'm sure you've heard them
> before.
>
> My questions are, and I mean these in the sincerest of curiosity,
>
> 1. Why do you continue to call it the "Kidz page" to spite the disclaimer
> prevent kids from accessing it?
> 2. Why did you feel it important to point out the most explicit portions
> of each story?
> 3. Have your own children seen this page?
> 4. What lead you to use such graphic details, such as the depiction of
> ejaculate on peoples faces?
> 5. Finally, why is nothing of this nature visually depicted anywhere else
> on the site? That is, not the part children would go to?
>
>
> Just curious, are there any biblical reasons not to learn foreign
> languages? I'm just taking a wide shot here because frankly so much is
> condemned on this site, and I suppose you might say that it is in the  bible
> as well.
>
>  -Muito Obrigado!
>

I absolutely LOVE the satire you've presented in your site! Everything from the
ridiculously exaggerated rails against masturbation to the incredibly hateful
homophobia perfectly sums up the ills of fundamentalism. You've gone so far as to
address every important social issue with great authenticity. This is quite possibly
the best parody website I've ever seen. Keep up the good work.

-Guy

Your nonsensical drivel made me laugh so hard my whore's titty fell out of
my mouth!  Look me up in Hell and we'll have some Jell-O!

Nor is there much truth in what you've written on your
site, from neither a moral, nor scientific view. I
suggest if you're a real Christian you redo your site
or close it down, study a little and then put
something, because you're only misrepresenting
Christianity and turning people away from Christ.

If your site is a parody please take it away as it is
offensive and deceitful.