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Date: 8/1/2005 17:17:05 +0100
From: priscilla Akoto-Antwi <priscillaakoto2003@yahoo.co.uk>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Hello Paster Jim,
Hello pastor, I am a girl of 17 years and i
have read your bible massage on the website .
pastor i would like to be a member of your Church, i really like the church, how
you say bible worlds to people God bless you and help you to do more.
I'm not offering
public information about the location of my establishment for safety reasons (we
have been attacked). If you want to join the action though, I recommend you join
our message boards.
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Date: 8/1/2005 19:20:24 -0700
From: Alycia Turner <babeebear3@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Disgusted
I have a hard time believing that you are of
God. Most Christians I know hate the sin not the person commiting the sin. In
fact, if you read your bible you will see where Jesus says to love thine enemy.
DOESN'T THE BIBLE ALSO TELL US TO HATE THE SIN BUT LOVE THE SINNER? So please
explain to me how calling witches or pagans liberal nigger lovers will bring
them to Christ? "For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God" but
we are all saved by grace. Please, re-read your bible, pray, and quit passing
judgement. You are not God.
~Alycia
"Most
Christians I know hate the sin not the person commiting the sin."
Where?! There is
no such thing.
"In fact, if
you read your bible you will see where Jesus says to love thine enemy."
I've read it.
Since you imply that you've read it, where is your Bible verse reference to
prove your point?
"DOESN'T THE
BIBLE ALSO TELL US TO HATE THE SIN BUT LOVE THE SINNER?"
Caps locks.
"So please
explain to me how calling witches or pagans liberal nigger lovers will bring
them to Christ?"
I'm just stating
the fact.
"Please,
re-read your bible, pray, and quit passing judgement."
Hypocrite.
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Date: 8/1/2005 20:35:24 -0700
From: Zenda Mayer <zmayer03@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Quick QuestionI was
looking at your site and was just wondering something. The verses that you
chose, how did you choose them? I was just curious as to how you get your word
out there and another question. Are you against pagans, blacks, etc? I'm just
wanting to clarify.
Thank you.
Never regret the things you have done, only the thing undone!
"The verses
that you chose, how did you choose them?"
I've read the
Bible several times through. I take a lot of notes on stuff that is interesting
or "different from the norm".
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Date: 8/1/2005 20:43:28 -0700
From: Zenda Mayer <zmayer03@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: A site for you to see
http://www.divine-interventions.com/
You might enjoy this site
Never regret the things you have done, only the thing undone!
?
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Date: 8/2/2005 03:22:57
-0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: East (There is Such A Lot of World to See)
Red like the blood of fallen
patriots the sun was a
riot on the horizon and as it fell daisy chains of
streetlights and promises scrawled in neon took up the
cause to carry us along. Every love and every truth we
have ever praised are desecrated flags in need of
burning. Every promise and every vow we have ever
taken are Albatrosses hanging from our necks. Still we
go on for miles and miles through blessing and burden
deeper into the night and forever towards the horizon.
But we only have our headlights and our resolve to
guide us through the dark and towards the dawn. The
highways and the betrayals stretch out before us
through midnight skies and on and on. Ends, goodbyes,
and the last kiss good night haunt us and hail us as
we bleed out the night while midnight skies and open
roads go on and on into the dawn at first light.-JH
Sometimes I think to much.
?
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Date: 8/02/2005 12:08:53
-0400
From: Dana <xxeowynxx@optonline.net>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Just a simple question.
Are you people actually serious
about you masturbation statistics? I
assure you this is no hate mail; I'm just looking for an honest answer,
that's all. I mean, you must realize that it is ridiculous to label
masturbation as a world threat when there are so many other aspects that
bring about the decay of soceity and humanity. I don't even masturbate
and I see the flaws of your system.
You masturbate and we both know it.
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Date: 8/2/2005 15:36:33 EDT
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Subject: ScienceI wrote this and
I wanted to send it out, it is evidence for Christianity I
attached a file, with some info in it, however I am also giving some web site
links out _Dinosaur soft tissue find—a stunning rebuttal of "millions of
years"_ (http://www.answersingenesis.org/docs2005/0325Dino_tissue.asp)
and _A
Question of Origins_
(http://www.nwcreation.net/videos/a_question_of_origins.html)
for Christians, this is like a few rocks in a David and Goliath battle,
the Christians are the David and are up against a theoretical giant, (one
that is not even there) there is evidence for genesis giants, however this
giant of a theory has many contradictions within itself and whether you believe
it to be a good scientific theory or scientific crap, I hope that you enjoy
what I give you. Have a good day and God Bless.
In public schools and in the Media, we are being
taught that Evolution happened and is a proven fact. Many people are using this
against the Bible and to persecute the Christians. In Columbine high school, the
shooters wore shirts that said natural selection and things that implied
evolution. Hitler’s armies were lead in the notion that Jews were evolutionarily
inferior and that the superior race of people had the right to kill the lesser.
With evolution we are taught that God is not needed and that we can do whatever
we want.
Lets start where evolution says it all started, the Big Bang. The big bang
theory according to physics professor Len Ortenzi is that first there was
nothing, then it came together exploded and created everything including time
and space, matter and energy. According to this physics professor, the big bang
is physically impossible and is not in the least bit scientific. Nothing cannot
come together and create, because of the law that matter cannot be created or
destroyed only changed (except in the case of an omnipotent being who exists
outside of time). Science has shown that the universe is finite (has a
beginning) and that time also had a beginning, however only the Bible describes
a God who exists outside of time, other holy books have a three dimensional God
who exists inside of time. The Bible also describes a round Earth in the book of
Job and in the book of Isaiah and while other Holy books describe a flat Earth
held up by a giant or on the backs of turtles only the Bible has the Earth
suspended on nothing. The Earth is not held up by anything in reality it is
suspended on nothing, like the Bible says. In some bibles such as bad
translations of the Catholic bible, they use words that describe a flat Earth,
however this is not how it is described in the original Hebrew.
The universe is said to be billions of years old, however the evidence says
otherwise. If the comets that go around our sun that are breaking down were
billions of years old they would have had to have started out bigger than our
sun when they began going around. When man first went to the moon, we believed
that there would be an ocean of dust due to the fact that millions of years of
impacts would cause an ocean of dust, however there was very little dust, less
than ten thousand years worth. The carbon dating methods and other radio isotope
dating methods are in error as there was once a mammoth found where one part of
it was 11,000 years old and another many tens of thousands of years older via
carbon dating.
As for the missing links, all have been proven to be either all man all
apes or a hoax. There is a lot of evidence against the so-called missing links.
There are footprints in Texas where they have found dinosaur and human
footprints in cretaceous rock side by side and crossing each other, many
scientists have claimed that they are fake because the human footprints are very
big, and they assume that humans and dinosaurs never lived together, however the
book of Genesis says that there were giants in the Earth in those days, and the
scientists that claimed them to be fake did not even look at them, while those
that did said that they were authentic human and dinosaur footprints. Even today
there is a great deal of evidence for living dinosaurs, there was a dead baby
plesiosaur found being picked at by seagulls on a beach and it was mounted and
is now on display in a creation museum in Texas.
As for similar structures in creatures a common creator would use similar ideas
for different creatures to show his glory, if you were to draw a picture of ten
thousand monsters, at least a few would have quite similar features, unless you
work really hard not to, but God had no reason to make everything so different
that there were no similarities. With the matter of chemical evolution, a
British mathematician once used a super computer and some of his grad students
and calculated that the odds of random chemicals coming together to form even
the simplest organism was one in ten to a number with forty thousand knots after
it. Mathematicians say that anything beyond ten to the fiftieth power is
absolutely impossible. Just to form one protein from the simplest organism is on
in ten to the twenty first thousand. In short macroevolution (from ape to man,
or from one complete kind of creature to another) is mathematically impossible.
There is evidence however that small changes happen (micro evolution) that allow
for such differences as eye color or beak size, but most mutations either cause
disease or go unnoticed.
With the case for Jesus there is a lot of evidence independent from the gospels
that he died and rose from the dead three days later. Of all the religious
founders in all the world, only Jesus was the one who hung naked on a cross for
me, and paid for my sins. While all the other ones want me to earn there love
through being good, only Jesus loved me so much that he paid for my sins and
gave me heaven as a gift. In his culture, just for a man’s legs to show, was
great shame, but my Jesus hung naked on a cross and went into hell for three
days for me. All that I have to do is tell Jesus that I am sorry and ask him to
forgive me and he does it, no other religious founder does that.
*Yawns*
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Date: 8/02/2005 22:16:10
-0500
From: "Janet Dahlberg" <goldzira@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Proper Hair Care
Out of curiosity, I wondered
why you chose a woman who had lost hair because
of chemotherapy to use on this part of your site. All other issues aside,
it seems to me that this wasn't a purposeful decision on her part. I
imagine that you could have gotten many pictures of a woman with short hair,
and yet you obviously chose a cancer patient. Are cancer patients on the
list of people going to Hell now, or are you just trying to stir things up?
Are you implying that cancer makes women gay?
You're so obviously trying to get your message across to the multitudes--
why put in something offensive like that? It only undermines your efforts.
If there is some logic there, what is it? What?!?!?
Concerned.
Since it is an abomination to God.
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Date: 8/3/2005 16:02:10 -0400
From: "Mark McAvan" <mmcavan@amsofna.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Just a follow upSince I
made your e-mail list with my last comment (is there anyone that
doesn't.?) and your oh so well thought out response was such a gem, I
figured I'd e-mail you again.
Being a Christian (and at least I will admit I am not a great one) I do
agree with you just a little tiny bit about some of "your opinions"
(which themselves are gross misinterpretations of the Bible). Things
such as "atheistic science" being straight evil. Which if you know, well
anything about history, is a new development. Perhaps people like you
shouldn't be on "our" side, because I sure as hell don't want you
representing Christianity. Science is science, and an atheistic approach
to science is its own thing entirely. Do you know the difference.? Do
you know the difference between naturalism and science.? Do you care.?
Do you even know what naturalism is.?
Last time I tried giving you advice on how to go about looking like you
have a shed of credibility, but your response was "well da why did ya
keep reading my site in da first place", dude, your 40+, grow up. The
fact that I looked at your site is the same reason I read evolutionist
literature, so I know who the morons are. And guess what, I send them
comments too.
Anyways, because I am rambling (on purpose, just to piss you off), I'll
get to something you might be able to comprehend. Oh wait, that would
involve you reading more than 1 Bible verse at a time before you form an
opinion, my bad. Take a look at Romans chapter 2, the whole thing
please, in fact, Romans chapter 1 should when taken in by that thing you
call your brain reinforce your hate for homosexuality, but never mind
that, Romans chapter 2, think it over, and over, and tell me just what
have gotten wrong. I don't think you're a completely lost soul, and I
doubt that one chapter would EVER further put your understanding (and
everyone's is flawed to an extent) of the Bible into perspective, but
maybe, just maybe it'll help.
I have little to know doubt that if Jesus was with us
(physically) that you would the stumbling moron that he has to slap
upside the head every 2 seconds and literally spell out ever metaphor he
uses.
I just was hoping that a pastor of an actual church would
put forth a little effort to increase his/her knowledge and attack what
needs to be attacked in some way that doesn't involve you sounding like
a bubbling idiot.
P.S. Sell this web address to a real Christian organization and get a
name more fitting to your....whatever you are...
P.S.S. do you think you could send me a response this time, honestly my
memory is not the best, and well you and your site tend to get forgotten
quite easily.
P.S.S.S. Wow I just can't shut up... Question, do you see ANY difference
between old testament laws and new testament teachings. I mean the way
you speak of so many things one might think you perform animal
sacrifices, or do you need the new testament to specifically name things
that don't need to be done anymore..? Just wondering...
"I sure
as hell don't want you
representing Christianity."
Satan's view is
appealing isn't?
"dude, your
40+, grow up."
I am?
"The
fact that I looked at your site is the same reason I read evolutionist
literature, so I know who the morons are."
You and
yourself?
"I have
little to know doubt that if Jesus was with us
(physically) that you would the stumbling moron that he has to slap
upside the head every 2 seconds and literally spell out ever metaphor he
uses."
I didn't know
Jesus was violent. Thanks for clarifying this with me.
"doesn't
involve you sounding like
a bubbling idiot."
Well, I am a
Christian you know.
"do you see
ANY difference
between old testament laws and new testament teachings."
Jesus said that
animal sacrifices weren't needed since He shed His blood for us. Most of the
rest of the laws all apply.
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Date: 8/03/2005 21:07:26
-0500
From: "Janet Dahlberg" <goldzira@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Kid's page
I've decided it's a joke. It must
be. No one could really be like that.
People believe in God and vote
Republican. Anything is possible.
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Date: 8/04/2005 01:48:28
+0000
From: "Mike Pryor" <catbarloo@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Lol
You're websites gotta be a joke
isn't it? Never heard so much moronic crap
in my life. If it is true then it represents everything that is wrong with
your country. And thats a shame because otherwise it'd be a good place.
Mike Pryor
Melbourne, Australia.
You terrorist!!
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ate: 8/04/2005 18:07:53 +0930
From: labete@kildare.adl.catholic.edu.au
Reply-to: labete@kildare.adl.catholic.edu.au
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Legal Studies
To whom it may concern,
My name is Lina Abete and I am currently in year 12 at Kildare College Catholic
Girls School. At present I am undertaking a Legal Studies assignment about
Same-Sex Marriages and was wondering if I could possibly email someone in your
workplace who may have knowledge on this topic.
My hypothesis for this assignment is “Should the legal rights for same-sex
couples be equal to de jure (male and female) relationships”.
If there is any e information that you believe will help with this assignment I
would be extremely thankful if you could send it to the following email address:
labete@kildare.adl.catholic.edu.au
Thanking you in advance,
Yours Sincerely,
Lina Abete
---
labete@kildare.adl.catholic.edu.au
http://www.kildare.adl.catholic.edu.au/
No, since homosexuals are Evil.
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Date: 8/04/2005 21:42:22 +1000
From: "Patrick Harrison" <vipes_wrath@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Website comments.
I really hope your website is something of a joke.
I'm personally an
atheist, and your list of "myths" and "facts" about atheists really offends
me. I don't believe in god, science, or any explanation for the universe,
and I especially don't believe in dogmatic fundamentalism. I know you
probably get a thousand emails a day expressing points of view contrary to
your own and similiar to mine, but I wanted you to give mine a serious read
because I'm trying to resist the temptation to insult you, your beliefs and
your intelligence. Constantly quoting the bible as hard truth isn't a very
logical thing to do because the bible is a book 2000 years old. There's
fairly reputable historical evidence that there was a few books of the bible
given the boot by Emperor Constantine when he endorsed the Christian
religion in order to suit the purposes of the Roman Emperors. How can it be
canon truth if it's been tampered with by the impure hand of man?
"just replace the word "science" with liar and you will see what I mean."
- asides from anything else, this doesn't make grammatic sense. I mean, I'm
all for replacing the word "scientist" with "liar" and "science" with
"lies", but what you've said isn't very well thought out.
" IT DOESN'T!!! THE EARTH IS FLAT YOU RETARD!! Hellllllooo? Didn't I say not
to check your brains at the door at the top?"
- insulting people is rarely a smart way to make them give your theories
weight.
"As everyone knows, Science is retarded. Only morans can accept the
scientific method. Everyone knows that Faith is superior to the Religion of
Science since Faith requires reliable evidence, the Bible!"
- I think you've sort of got this backwards: Scientists usually look for
evidence (ie empirical proof) when testing and formulating theories, while
those with faith usually accept that not everything can be explained or
comprehended by the human mind.
Please, write back to me explaining why it is you feel you don't need any
logic or acceptance to back up your website. Please don't get me wrong - I
have no problem with those who believe in god, I just think your website is
only promoting an environment of sectarianism, intolerance and inciting hate
against Christians, which is probably not something you want.
Patrick Harrison.
"I don't believe in god,
science, or any explanation for the universe"
An atheist who doesn't believe in
science? Very interesting.
"Constantly quoting the bible
as hard truth isn't a very
logical thing to do because the bible is a book 2000 years old."
It's the word of God though.
"There's
fairly reputable historical evidence that there was a few books of the bible
given the boot by Emperor Constantine when he endorsed the Christian
religion in order to suit the purposes of the Roman Emperors. How can it be
canon truth if it's been tampered with by the impure hand of man?"
God wanted it this way.
"this doesn't make grammatic
sense"
"Grammatic" isn't a word you
hypocrite.
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Date: 8/04/2005 15:47:59 -0400
From: "Rob Coleman" <bush_is_poopy@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: new story for Kids Section
Dear Pastor Jim,
I think it would be interesting for you to do a story of Lot and his
daughters (Genesis 19:30-38).
I have attached a picture of a painting depicting this event (Goldtius,
1616).
Rob

I'll look into it.
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Date: 8/4/2005 17:29:15 -0700
From: stephanie dulin <bunnyfrom666@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Yeah
I dont know why you wasted your time on this
website.
I know your daughter....
She's pretty hot...
And she's great in bed.
When I went down on her... oh my god! She cumed all over my face! I was eating
all that good stuff.
I shoved three fingers in her. She had the loudest orgasm ever! It was amazing!
We have been going out for about 3 months now.
She told me that you and your wife are soon to get a divorce! Hmmmmmmmm
IIINNNTTTERESTING!
Oh! Your daughter is a lesbian. MMmmm Yeah she is.
If you harm her in any way... I will harm you.
Peace and Love my brother!
Your daughters dyke girlfriend,
Chris

You look like a boy to me.
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Date: 8/04/2005 22:44:09 -0400
From: "Mackenzie Stewart" <sugarnpephyped@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Your Site
Hey! I think you're site is HORRID!
Congradulations on ruining a few MB of
the web!
I just wanted to ask you, did you miss the part of the Bible where it says
'God forgives all'? I'd dictate to you exactly which verse and all but I'm
too lazy to look it up (-gasp- I'm a BAD Roman Catholic). There is nothing
wrong with homosexuals. Actually, you seem to be homopobic, 5-8 years old,
and, judging by the fact that you use Microsoft Frontpage (Version 6.0!),
know absoultely nothing about the internet. Wait, let me get this straight.
You programmed and are running your own server, yet you're using Microsoft
Frontpage. Wow, that's sad. I'm a 12 year old Christian-Wiccan and I managed
to point out something absoultely hysterical about you. The Bible also tells
us that we should treat people the way we want to be treated, well, I
suggest unless you want to be treated like some sort of scum of the Earth
that somebody wiped their ass with, you stop being so mean, racist,
homophobic, etc.
"Hey! I think you're site is
HORRID! Congradulations on ruining a few MB of
the web!"
Thanks, I've worked hard to get
this far.
"did you miss the part of
the Bible where it says
'God forgives all'?"
Apparently I did since there isn't
a Bible verse I can recall of that (you didn't provide a source!). If that was
really true, then there would be no Hell. You have interesting logic.
"Actually, you seem to be
homopobic"
What the Hell does that mean?
"5-8 years old"
I didn't know someone that age
could write so much and know so much about computers to be so world famous.
"judging by the fact that you
use Microsoft Frontpage (Version 6.0!)"
I know fluent HTML and Java, but
Frontpage makes it much easier and quicker to edit. By the way, since you're
such an expert, where is your website since you're "so" much better than me?
I also did a little research and
found your little website:
http://starstrike.freestarthost.com/
You don't have your own
domain name and server. All I see is a simple white background with black text.
I guest you are so original that you couldn't resist typing using a page builder
program provided by
www.freestarthost.com.
Apparently those ads and pop-ups were your extremely expert design too.
"Wow, that's sad. I'm a 12 year
old Christian-Wiccan and I managed
to point out something absoultely hysterical about you."
That's another paradox. If you
were a Christian and a witch, you would have to commit suicide.
"The Bible also tells
us that we should treat people the way we want to be treated"
You really think so? You should
get to know a horny homosexual masochist then.
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Date: 8/4/2005 20:12:57 -0700
From: ben swearingen <nascar_ihate@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/Afirst of all i would
like to start off by telling you that i read your web-site nearly everyday. I
admire your effort at trying to spread the word of God . I am a Christian myself
and i attend Vineyard christian fellowship and i would just like to tell you
that you are the biggest jackass i have ever met. you yell at us for taking the
bible out of context and yet you do it all the through your web-site. i read
your web-site all the time and find myself getting angrier and angrier everytime
i read the site. oh and againd, why do you hate athiest so much, you say that
you shouldn't sociolize with them at all and if we do we are going to hell and
yet when God came to earth he sociolized and preached to everyone. He did not
discriminate. You discriminate. What probibly got me the most is your section
on the wiggles. it is a kids show for pitty's sake. no kidding they are going
to be dressed in bold happy colors. generally kids like bright colors. let me
ask you. how many
baby's suck on a black pacifier, none. Thats because they usually are bright
colors, and guess what, generally they are rainbow colors.
Feel free to write me back, i would love to hear your response. Unless you
arn't going to read this because i called you a jackass.
"I am a
Christian myself"
That's great!
Nice to meet you!!
"i would just
like to tell you that you are the biggest jackass i have ever met."
Eh...well that's
very Christian of you. So when was it we met?
"i read your
web-site all the time and find myself getting angrier and angrier everytime i
read the site."
The path of
Darkness. It looks like Satan is winning over you.
"oh and
againd, why do you hate athiest so much, you say that you shouldn't sociolize
with them at all and if we do we are going to hell and yet when God came to
earth he sociolized and preached to everyone."
I notice your
anger through your spelling.
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Date: 8/4/2005 20:33:33 -0700
From: "brandon mastne" <whataboutboo@hotmail.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: relive the presure, suck a cock!! youll be happy, I am.
"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with
a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to
death; their blood shall be upon them."
Well if you look at this more closely then you would know it would be ok for a
man to lye with a man, but not both men and women. so your issue is not with the
homosexuals its with the bisexuals. so I am going to feel free to fuck and suck
as much cock as I would like, just so long I don't touch the gaping hole of the
women I should be fine in gods eyes. peace. be sure to support your local
homosexual and suck a cock you might feel better, it is always better to relive
the pressure than let it build up.
No, when it says
lie with a man as you would a woman, it means have sex with a man like you would
a woman. I shouldn't be explaining this though, it is common sense.
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Date: 8/6/2005 11:03:11 EDT
From: MissT234@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: HATEI will pray for you
and all of your followers. If you truly believe int he
teachings of Christ than you would not be spewing hate. May God bless you and
touch your heart so that you shall follow HIM and not the HATE that is reining
in your heart.
C Taylor
Eh?
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Date: 8/7/2005 08:24:15 -0700
From: <moore2555@bellsouth.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: helloThis is the most
horrible website!!!! My kid looked on the kidz page and i was disgusted, are you
serious man!!
Cool.
= )
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Date: 8/07/2005 15:50:57 +0000
From: "Jonathan Potts" <jonpotts117@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: 'the evils of masturbation'
i rather enjoy mastubation, in fact i masturbated
shortly before writing
this, and was slightly preturbed to discover that you, a pastor, do not
masturbate. i highly recommend this, you may enjoy it and i bet you used to
do it all the time. maybe this whole heavily christian lifestyle thing is a
front, a way of repressing your homosexual, rapist masturbatory urges. just
let it go. if a lifetime in hell is what i have to suffer for masturbating,
fair enough becuase its worth it.
hugs and kisses
xxx
Ehh....
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Date: 8/7/2005 14:00:06 EDT
From: Sunnyswims@wmconnect.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: I will pray for you
Wow i have never been to a site that has been
so wrong about so many facts!
You say that the earth is flat, when there are pictures to prove you wrong! You
say that America is not a fat country, go outside and count how many obsese
people there are! And another comment you made, people who lie are going to
hell, well then you must have a one way ticket! I have been a Lutheran all my
life and one of the main things i have learned is that no one (yes not even
you!)
is perfect, but because God sent his Son to die for us we can all be
forgiven, know matter what our sin is, all we have to do is ask! So i hope one
day you
can relize how wrong you are about what you are saying! It is sites like
these that scare people away from being christians, you need to love people to
Christ, not scare them. I will pray for you.
God Bless You,
Shelby, age 17
"It is
sites like
these that scare people away from being christians"
Doesn't the
truth just hurt?
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Date: 8/07/2005 22:27:11 -0500
From: "Jesse Daniels" <jessedaniels@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: kidz section
Jim,
Your site is guided by the overwhelming theme that God and our Lord and
Savior Christ Jesus loves us, however, every single one of your precepts for
educating children, adults, and adolescents in this idea are totally wrong.
One thing that sticks out in my mind is the prayer that thanks the Almighty
God for allowing Adolf Hitler to take revenge on the Jews for denying
Christ. It's almost the worst thing I've ever heard, in which the worst
thing I've ever heard would actually be that you claim you are spreading
God's Word throughout the world via the internet. You claim that Mexicans
are born to work in the fields of whites, that blacks are altogether evil,
and that Jews are lost without compassion from God. You couldn't be further
from the truth. Galatians tells us that it doesn't matter who we are, what
our occupations are, or what nationality we are if we seek Jesus Christ.
You are doing more harm than good on your website by instituting personal
prejudices in God's word. You need to reevaluate your stance on love. I
realize you are zealous to serve God, but you are not doing it in the
correct manner. Speak where the Bible speaks and be silent where the Bible
is silent without degrading those of other nationalities.
"You claim that Mexicans
are born to work in the fields of whites, that blacks are altogether evil,
and that Jews are lost without compassion from God."
Really? Could you quote me on that
one?
"Speak where the Bible
speaks and be silent where the Bible
is silent without degrading those of other nationalities."
Are you saying that the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq are
unjust?! How dare you demon!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Date: 8/8/2005 18:53:10 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Phoenix in Flight
And I write this to you my dear
For your eyes alone
I'm out of heart and these tanks are low
So cast your days to flame
and set your phoenix to flight
Let her turn to ash
among these fluorescent lights
Let your love drift deeper
let her wings catch the sky
Just remember my name, girl
and remember what died -JH
Dear Kat,
I must say I'm disappointed that you would
shrug off my messeges as "spam" so easily. I'm
surprised you did'nt relize this wasnt a real account.
Did'nt you even notice that the name linked to this
email and my initials (JH) did'nt match?
sincerely,
JH
Original sent date: 7/29/05
Huh?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Date: 8/9/2005 08:56:02 -0700
From: susan knight <suziblues2000@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: helloYou must have an
awful lot of time on your hands mister. But I must give you some credit, your
site is kind of entertaining, it kept my interest for a whole 6 minutes.
Everybody needs a gimick and yours is acting like some kind of nut. What a
wasted life.
If you truly loved Jesus, which I doubt, you'd be saving people, not offending.
Why don't you admit that you hate Jesus and this is your way to completely turn
people off to Him.
luv,
sue
ps: the six minutes I spent reading your retarded stuff, I found several
spelling and grammer errors......so please don't make fun of other people's
mistakes until your fix your own.
"You
must have an awful lot of time on your hands mister."
Not really. I
work on this site only about an hour a week.
"Why don't
you admit that you hate Jesus and this is your way to completely turn people off
to Him."
I like Jesus. I
think that His message isn't the same as what most people who call themselves
Christians think it is. I think Satan has led many away from Jesus through lies
and gimmicks.
"I found
several spelling and grammer errors"
I found one: You
spelled "grammar" wrong, you hypocrite.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Date: 8/9/2005 16:03:44 EDT
From: BIGFISH39X@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: man....soooo stupid..so wrong
u guys are soooo blind....how can u believe in
something that doesn't
exists????
science is proven.....god is not......i hate to be the one to tell u but the
bible was created to make sure society stays within the boundaries of right
from wrong.. obviously their is no god or he wouldn't let innocent children
die horrible deaths....how could u believe in something that allows people to
suffer and starve..explain that one to me...oh wait u cant....cause their is
no god......NO GOD....we live we eat we die...and how u can throw out
evolution is beyond me...its true...we evolved from something that resembles
2days
monkeys..not some supreme being that just snapped his finger and said let
there be lite...if we should worship anything it should be the sun, the very
thing that created life..not GOD..just doesn't work like that...u need to move
outa the 17th century and live in the real world...so take ur so called God
that doesn't exists and shove it up ur holly ASS....
Duh.
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Date: 8/09/2005 16:32:00 -0500
From: NPEN <npen@comcast.ne*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: humor
Hello Pastor Jim,
Thank you for providing a website that reveals the hypocrisy and
fallacious argumentation that abounds in contemporary Christianity. The
teachings and doctrines presented in your website are exaggerated but
reflect a mentality that is prevalent within the church. This is a sad
state of affairs, especially considering the fact that these beliefs
contradict all of my teachings. Nevertheless, humor is the elixer of
life and I found your site to be quite hilarious.
Thanks,
Jesus H. Christ
That's what I'm doing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Date: 8/9/2005 14:40:39 -0700
From: Jacob Zorio <jacobzorio@yahoo.co*>
To: pastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Best site everDear Jim,
I want to thank you for the best laugh I've had in a long time. It really does
surprise me how many people are incapable of recognizing satire when they see
it. In regards to any angry Christians, you've touched on a sensitive spot for
them - I'm sure you're aware of this. The Bible is only "fact" for them 50% of
the time - the times when it can be used to support their own opinions. The
other 50% of the time, when it says something unpleasant or outright horrible,
that's not the right interpretation or it is merely a bad translation. I can
see that you're an atheist as I am, and the "morans" that write hate-mail give
us all a bad name. Again, thanks. I'll continue to enjoy your site and use its
content to punch holes in the Jesus Freaks that are constantly trying to ride my
ass about religion.
Best regards, Jacob.
The Bible is fact to less than 1% of
Christians. You get the Christians who come here and get pissy, but fail to
accept that what I'm presenting about the Bible isn't taken out of context.
Thanks for the comment, it is appreciated!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Date: 8/9/2005 18:17:12 EDT
From: LegendSaber@aol.co*
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: True Christian is the funniest site ever.
LMAO, dude, you're too much. Your site is freaking
awesome, I laughed my head
off at it, I swear, I love it. Best thing since the Internet, lmao. My
brother is looking at me weird 'cause I'm laughing my head off right now at some
of
the stuff you have in there, lmao. I must say you have the best take on the
bible EVAR. =D
Oh, btw, where'd you get the idea of making such a site? Lmao, great idea,
methinks.
Thanks. I got the idea when I was
browsing E-Bay and found the domain for sale when I was looking to build a
website on succubi. I've always been into religion and animated a fairly popular
animated series about 5 years ago. If you look hard enough through the website,
you will see screen shots from the cartoons as well as the voice actors who
helped me out with it. There are a lot of Easter Eggs on this site.
= P
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Date: 8/10/2005 10:33:18 -0700
From: "rick otto" <rickotto888@alltel.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Hi.I was lookin' at your
T-shirt designs.
Are Atheists realy "Morans", or did you
mean to spel "Morons"?
Nope.
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Date: 8/10/2005 15:36:04 -0700
From: Julio Venezuela <man_on_man6999@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Hey baby!
Oh mah gawsh! I missss you sooooo much!!
we had a GREAT time at the club baby! Why didnt u call meh? Omfg! I mean, that
was the most pleasurable night of my gay gay gay night!
ah!! I have pictures that you took of me kissing some guys.. I have a picture of
us making out hunny!
I'm already thinking of adopting!
Sweeeetie pie! Don't be ashamed! Most men prefer it in the back door!
I have to go get my legs waxed! I gotta go, call me! (570)2781742
-Love you babe!
P.s.-please buy some more warming lubricant? I'm all out sweeetie!
that's our great time! Omg! I'm getting soo prickly on my hands now!!!
heres me kissing roger!
You know you like it!
Don't i make you RANDY!?
I know you love me more than jesus christ.
...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Date: 8/11/2005 03:45:00 +0000
From: "Unknown Sender" <drekkar@msn.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: From a true christian.
Your site actually made me laugh it is such bull.
Reply to THIS one numbnuts
so I can laugh some more, and shave, you're an embarassement to the
Christian community at a whole. Some of your comments about athiests do make
a bit of sense, the egotistical bastards, but you are far worse.
~A TRUE true Christian
"you're an embarassement
to the
Christian community at a whole."
Thank you.
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Date: 8/11/2005 12:50:54 +0100
From: "Catherine Mercer" <lovelondonlook@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: In relation to your reply to my first email
Hi again,
Oh yes my arse is oh so holy, it just radiates holiness. So there.
I am horrifed to discover that you have a 'kids page' you should be put
in jail.
You said:
"Ah crap yeah abortionsits should go to hell...damn
i can't argue with that:(
Hey wait - if we can't kill babies....how come we can kill other
people....hypocrite."
I say:
Re-read my email, and tell me where I said that it was okay to kill each
other. Because it in fact is not okay.
You say:
People who kill are bad and God dosn't like these people.
I say:
Christians couldn't call people sluts and ugly bitches.
You say:
"(Some dumb bitch who is going to Hell because she
wants to rebel and shave
her head. Almost looks like a guy though right? Stupid lesbian!!)"
I say:
Heh. I have very long hair longer than most, and i look nothing like a
guy.
You say:
1 Corinthians 11
15 But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair
is
given her for a covering.
I say:
Well I'm glad my long hair is glorious, I like it too, though it dosn't
really cover anything, wow I must be going to hell for that.
You say:
Seriously! Put some make-up on! STOP TRYING TO
LOOK LIKE A GUY YOU BITCHES!!
Are you TRYING to become a Lesbian!?
--- You retarded freak this woman has cancer her fair is GOING to fall
out
you dickwipe You really need medication, and counciller, actually the
electric chair would work well.
I say:
I do wear alot of makeup which is actually concidered heathen, because
makeup is expensive, and rich people can't get into heaven. Hum. And
yes, I think a Lesbian would be preferable to your kind. I dont have
cancer, amd perfectly healthy, and councillers tell me I have no reason
to be there. Wow, sorry you would not make a good shrink, though you
should see one.
You say:
Shut your lip woman!
I say:
Wow...I'm so offended I think I might go and cry. *Raises Eyebrows*
I will continue to rebut every stupid statement you make.
Also, just because I'm loving the argument:
You said:
I'll give you Soddom and Gomorah however the hell
there names are spelt -
with a good kick up your oh so holy ass.
I say:
Prove that God struck them down, and prove that he did it because they
were homosexuals.
Also, tell me why there are only 6 admonishments in the bible to
homosexuals while there are over 300 for hetrosexuals, god must really
not trust hetrosexuals.
By the way, I will also save you the trouble by stating that some of my
spelling and grammar and sentance structure may be incorrect, correcting
me will not prove your point. Nether will telling me I'm going to hell.
Smile and have a nice day!
"I am horrifed to discover
that you have a 'kids page' you should be put in jail."
Hehehe..
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Date: 8/11/2005 20:31:40 -0700
From: Joe Bulger <joeybulger13@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: F**k
ok that is the most Disgusting thing i have ever
seen! by far,
and you sickin my you hipicrit go to hell magot
...said the 13 year old Christian
boy (I know of this person). Jesus must be smiling down on you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Date: 8/11/2005 20:45:01 -0700
From: Joe Bulger <joeybulger13@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..said the Christian.
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Date: 8/12/2005 01:13:31 -0400
From: <pandrew@peoplepc.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: ConfusedI do realize
that you probably get several hate emails as Jesus Christ is a very
controversial subject. But may I suggest that you tone it down a bit. I
clicked on Enter and your page kept telling me to hit the browsers back button
and read what you wrote. I did that and kept getting the same thing again and
again.
Then when I clicked on Contact Us, you had another "snide" remark to the many
people who will probably want to attack you. Can I say that you are only giving
them ammunition. You seem to have a big chip on your shoulder.
I have no idea what the controversy is all about as I have not had the
opportunity to check out your site. I'm beginning to wonder if it's you. Jesus
Christ is the answer, and what's another word for Jesus---LOVE.
Just A Suggestion
Common preachers these days aren't like
what they used to be. The old fiery sermons given by the greats like Pastor John
Edwards and so forth
really don't exist much anymore except for churches like mine and Westbro
Baptist Church. Face it, a vast majority of people who call themselves
Christians haven't even read the entire Bible and comprehended it. There is a
lot of stuff in it that modern day preachers are afraid to mention due to the
fact that they fear they will stray people away from Jesus. The goal HERE is to
show people the truth of the matter so they can make a logical decision about
their faith, rather than me lying to them to make huge profit like other
'pastors' do.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Date: 8/12/2005 15:44:39 -0600
From: "Taimoore" <Taimoore@hotmail.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Your website is amazing man
fuck you racist son of a bitch!
IF I EVER MET YOU I WOULD BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU, YOU LYING
MOTHERFUCKER. I NEVER KNEW AMERICANS WOULD BE THIS DIFFERENT FROM CANADIANS...
UR ALL A BUNCH OF MOTHERFUCKING GREEDY CHRISTIAN BASTARDS. AND THE QURAN DOES
NOT SAY THAT HEAVAN IS A PLACE FOR SEX AND WINE U FUCKER!
After a little research I found out you
were a 15 year old Muslim from Canada. You silly Muslims, can't you do anything
other than contemplate murder? Oh wait, I'm sorry, that's something your Allah
requires of you!
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Date: 8/12/2005 18:54:37 -0500
From: <peach@cliquewitch.com>
Reply-to: peach@cliquewitch.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: I've got a question...
Hey there Pastor Jim.
Yeah...look I'm just curious...where you taught your beliefs all your life or is
this a new thing for you? O_o
Thanks.
Peach
My father was a pastor and I took
over the church when he went to jail for Liberating two Fags of their abominable
lives.
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Date: 8/13/2005 13:36:09 -0700
From: Chelsea Howerton <sirius_starlight13@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: ReligionI came across
your website from another website I was on. The people there were complaining
about the fact that what you had to say on other religions was ridiculous. So I
decided to check it out, see what all the hype was about. And as I was reading
about what you had to say on different religions, I knew I would have to write
to you. I don't want to start an argument, but I was deeply disturbed by your
views.
I had no idea any one person could be so full of hate and fear of people.
Calling people Fags, and Nigg**s! That is terrible. I do realize that I can't
change your opinion, and you have every right to say these things. Because
America is a country built upon the ability and freedom to say what you believe
in. But people are people, and that is that. People do have feelings. We're all
human. The people you call fags, and the people you call nigg***s, they bleed,
they feel pain, they cry, and they laugh, just like us. Our country was created,
true, by Christian men, but they wanted to build a country on freedom. Where
every man, woman, and child would have a say in what they wanted to believe in.
We have come such a long way. Women, African Americans, and every other person
that had ever been judged and not given the rights that they deserve.
I thinks its sad that there are still people living in the times where people
weren't equal. An American Indian tribe leader once said, "We are all one
race...we are all human." You may not believe that the Atheists are human, or
the Pagans, or the Muslims, or the Homosexuals, or any other person you
descrimiate against.
I don't know you, but I'm going to give you a senario. What if, you had a child
who was a homosexual? Would you completely disown them and stop giving them the
love that they deserve. If an African American woman was hit by a car, and dying
in the street, would you do anything to save her, or let her die because you
believe that she deserves to go to hell?
Again, I understand that you have the right to say this, and that I probably
cannot change your views on the way you feel. But if you have any heart at all,
you would keep your views to yourself, and respect other peoples belief's as I
do. I completely respect the fact that you think this. But in the end, no matter
what religion, isn't it just good to have something to believe in in the world?
When you show no respect towards your fellow human being, your Karma will come
back to you. So I'm just telling you to show a little dignity, class, and
respect towards other people and their feelings.
- A concerned citizen
You atheists....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Date: 8/13/2005 20:33:08 -0400
From: "Gerry Tonn" <gtonn@auroracornerstone.ca>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/AThis website is a
joke right? You've twisted the Bible to meet your retarded means. Fact one, by
twisting the bible around I can get it to say anything I want. Exactly what
you've done. I can make it say women should never talk, slavery is okay and
Jesus thinks gentiles are dogs.
-> Paul wrote in a letter about how women should be quiet in church. This was
because the women had never been educated, and thus, did not know how to act in
public. Was he saying women should never talk? No. Could we conclude that from a
single verse? Of course. Only, if you look at the Bible as a whole, as a real
Christian would do, you can realize that Jesus valued women greatly, for example
having them be the first to discover him alive.
->There are many references to slavery and masters in the Bible. Example being
the three slaves who were given money by their master while he was away. Using
this, we can conclude that slavery is okay, and thus, blame what happened to
black people because "the Bible says it's okay." As I'm sure you've got the
brains to see, slavery at that time was not the way it is today. The people were
treated well, often being treated as one in the family. Another example of
twisting the words of God, a great offence.
-> Finally, a women was asking for healing from Jesus, and he asked why he
should help a gentile women when he'd been sent for the Jews. The woman said it
would be like tossing crumbs to the dogs, and Jesus went with this, calling her
a dog. Does this mean Jesus thought gentiles were dogs? Of course not. He came
to safve everyone and once a Gentile accepts Christ, they are an adopted Jew.
But once again, you could twist the Bible to your own agenda.
So, what's the point? The point is, you're blatantly, foolishly twisting the
Bible to your own agenda. You're no better than the men who treated women like
dirt, than slave traders, or someone who calles non Jews dogs.
Nowhere, does the Bible say, that if you interact with an athiest you're going
to hell.
On the contrary, five times in the Bible, the Great Comission is writtan, the
very basis of our faith, spoken by the founder of our faith, Jesus Christ.
Matthew 28 Verses 18-20: Jesus approached them and breaking the silence, said to
them, 'All authority (all power of rule) in heavens and on earth has been given
to me. 19 Go then and make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them into the
name of the Father and the Son and of the Holy Spirt, 20 Teaching them to
observe everything that I have commanded you, and behond, I am with you all."
One question. Where in the bible does it say atheists are demons? Oh right. It
doesn't. But I have seen atheists come to Christ. How did this happen if they're
demons? Oh right. They're not. And, how did the Atheists know of the love of
Christ if Christians didn't interact with them? Oh right. They did. Well are
they on their way to hell? No. They're not. They're on their way to Heaven,
where the Angels throw a party each time an agnostic, atheist, buddhist, muslim,
or anyone else comes to Christ.
As for the single verse you base your entire argument on, "
17"Therefore come out from them
and be separate, says the Lord.
Touch no unclean thing,
and I will receive you."[3] ""
it means to not take part in a pagan activity an unbeliever takes part in, and
it does not mean do not interact with nonChristians.
"
Firstly, never take your children to public school since you don't want them to
be brainwashed by religious beliefs. Home school them and teach them only about
the Bible and God's Love for all. Tell them the truth about atheism and they're
religion: Evolutionism. Satan planted them in schools and things to make
atheists look smart and appealing when the truth is they are all communists who
wallow in their own vomit and lick the rectums of dogs. Since that's all
atheists are, filthy stinky homosexuals who hate everyone. They should all die,
as God orders us to kill them all:"
I don't remember God asking me to kill people. On the contrary, I remember him
telling me to love them, and to pray they come to his light. I suggest you do
the same. Not all Atheists are homosexuals, and not all homosexuals are
atheists. I suggest you take a hard look at your problems, like that huge plank
in your eye (ring any bells?) before judging others. And close the website,
because all you're doing is giving nonchristians another reason to stray far
from Christ.
No.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Date: 8/14/2005 03:55:03 -0500
From: "Daniel Wirz" <danw17@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Your lovely web-site
Hello, I found your web-site, and it's truly lovely to find someone that
thinks like me... I mean, my friends sometimes call me a racist homphobic
asshole, and I try to explain to them that that's how God wants me to be,
whereas they are communists liberal satan-lovers, but they somehow don't believe
me. Finally, with your website, I have hard evidence to show them. Thank you
so much. I however have one concern, how does one proceed from converting a
pagan to agnosticism and then to christianity, without entering in friendly
contact at first with the satanical God-hater? Because that is one thing i
cannot stand to do, whenever i see an atheist, I automatically kill them, just
a reflex. (And believe me, there are a lot of those here in Canada, or Soviet
Canuckistan as it should be called.) Believe me, at the first chance i get, I
shall mvoe to the United States of America, where i can follow the word of the
Bilbe very literally, without thinking of any of it as metaphors. (aren't
metaphors just another invention of those god-hating commies?)
thank you again.
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Date: 8/14/2005 17:21:29 +0200
From: Das Brot des Konsums <konsumbrot@gmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: "Grammatic"
(quote) "Grammatic" isn't a word you hypocrite.
(from your August e-mail bag)
Actually, it is. Try picking up a book called a 'dictionary'. Or are
all books other than the Bible evil?
I am almost tempted to go through your site and correct the plethora
of mistakes you've made in your grammar, punctuation and spelling...
but there is nothing in this world that could make your words seem
more intelligent.
In this case it's not the package it's wrapped in, but the contents.
Tie a bow around a piece of dirt and it's no less a piece of dirt.
Go ahead.
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Date: 8/14/2005 13:48:41 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: V is for Vulture
Bless the cathode rays, the winter days and loose
windowpanes, and the markets mired in malaise. And of
course God, King, and Country. It's getting thick in
here. Lay my body with the others in the gash between
the headlines and the white lies just past the yawning
breadlines and the burning skylines. Call it a
pauper's burial or a proper fit when the highways come
circling like vultures, when the evenings come
slithering like snakes, when the hour hands come
crashing like thunder--Save the clichés for the
virgins, the tourists and the sob stories and just let
me rest my eyes. Forever and ever amen.-JH
...
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Date: 8/14/2005 17:59:53 -0700
From: "Brandon M." <notunskeptical@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: your website
Nice blue colored text on a purple background.
I'd forward your site to my fellow atheists who'd
enjoy the humor, but I don't forward sites where you
have to highlight the text to be able to read it.
You might want to fix that. It's ridiculous
Kinda hard to fix..
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Date: 8/14/2005 21:21:44 -0700
From: Michael Sigmon <video@30fps.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: too funny!
you guys totally had me going! I even submitted
you for Worst of the
Web!
kudos!
Guys? It's just me.
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Date: 8/15/2005 02:57:08 -0400
From: "julian Buffone" <julian_buffone@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Hello
After reading reading your site, I have but one
thing to say
You are an immature child, grow up. Your a pastor, act like one. Poo-poo
head and instructing people to throw books at other people Isn't very
christian of you.
I myself am a christian. In no way have you or anyone else even come close
to winning the war on drugs. you never will. I myself am high on three
different substances as I write this email. Drugs are plants given to us by
God.
So how is that evil? The only evil I see here is you telling people what to
think and what to say. You Sir shall burn in hell. Jesus told us not to
judge others, yet that's all your webpage does
And you wonder why more people aren't going to church. They turn to science
because it gives them a peice of mind and wonder, not like church telling
them what to believe or else they will burn in hell.
Your website is a disgrace to all real catholics out there. Until you feel
like really being a christian, instead of a immature discriminator, your
website and all links should be removed immediatly.
Science is correct. The bible is a teaching. It's nothing more then a book.
Science has the facts and the evidence to prove them. You bible wavers have
nothing other then believe or burn.
Good day to you
Enjoy your stay in hell sinner
"Your a pastor"
You're an idiot.
"You are an immature child,
grow up."
I am?
"Poo-poo
head"
What's the with childish humor?
"You Sir shall burn in hell."
Prove it.
"your
website and all links should be removed immediatly."
Okay, I'll get to doing that.
"It's (the Bible) nothing more
then a book."
1/3 of the world's population
would disagree with you.
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Date: 8/15/2005 15:16:07 +0000
From: "Kaitlin Justin" <windywilderness@hotmail.co*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Well now...Congratulations.
Dear Pastor Jim,
Your website is now on my favorites list! I have never seen such an
inflamatory, thorough, and utterly hilarious attack on fundamentalist
Christianity. I applaud you for the time you have spent making this page a
complete laugh riot. I'm still trying to decide whether it beats Landover
Baptist.
The best part is the email bag. I can't believe people actually think you're
a real church. Fabulous.
Anyway, the real reason I wanted to email you was to tell you that as an
agnostic, I found a lot of the information on your page very useful
ammunition against Creation Scientists. I don't particularly support
evolution, but it does make me rather sick that people actually believe the
earth is only 6,000 years old (at my old church they told us 4,000) when
there is anthropological evidence for it being much older. Thus, any chance
I have to agitate the creationists is energy well spent. I live with three
of them. It's not easy.
Christians are great people. They just have really weird reflexes when it
comes to coping with "reality." It's good to have sites like this that make
fun of them. They serve two purposes. Providing quality entertainment for
non-Christians, and forcing "real" Christians to reconsider some of their
actions. Everyone makes mistakes. It's only when you ignore them that you
demonstrate your idiocy.
Thank you for reading.
"I'm still trying to
decide whether it beats Landover
Baptist."
I hope I am better!
= )
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Date: 8/15/2005 19:07:52 -0700
From: Dave Erlandson <mrtourdriver@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Message left at our web site. WWW.OPSTEADBAPTIST.COM
Hello, this may be a complete waste of your time,
but I thought
I'd make sure...
Someone on "truechristian.com" posted a link to your site, and I just wanted to
make sure
you are not affiliated with them. They are not Christian. The site is an obvious
parody of
Christianity and its main purpose is to provide entertainment for people who
hate
Christians. I just wanted to make sure...Because it would be really sad if they
made fun
of you, who are an actual congregation, on their site.
Peace,
K. Justin
This message was left at our church web site. Let me know your feelings.
That website doesn't exist.
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Date: 8/16/2005 10:21:30 -0700
From: Robert Phillips <rxp6810@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: like your websiteHello
Pastor Jim,
I uhmm realley like yor web sight. I wish more TrueChristians would stand up
like yu and proclaim the Faith. Christainity would be strengthened by you and
others like you.
Regards,
Libbedab
Thank you. This website demonstrates
exactly what Christianity is all about.
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Date: 8/17/2005 12:07:52 +1000
From: "Michael Garland SydneyPD" <SydneyPD@bigpond.net.au>
Reply-to: <SydneyPD@bigpond.net.au>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: What a sad man you are!
And you try to portray yourself as one of god and goodness! Maybe next time
you are talking to god - you will ask him to show you what tolerance is!
What a sad man you are and a very sad view of what a good Christian should
be! Jesus did not preach hate - why do you?
Michael Garland
I'm impressed you think the Bible is
hate. In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, get behind me, Satan!
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