True Christian Church of Christ

Psalm 94:16 Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me. ---- Psalm 109:9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow. --- Hebrews 12:4 Ye have not yet resisted unto blood, striving against sin. --- John 1:18 No man hath seen God at any time, the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him. --- John 3:3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. --- Genesis 32:30 And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. --- John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ---

Note: All E-Mails are 100% Authentic, so send one in and I will respond within a day or two!

Date: 7/25/2006 21:48:51 +1000
Subject: Contact Message from TrueChristian.com
Name: A Lewis
E-mail: return_to_cinder@hotmail.co*
Message:

Dude, your site is hilarious! How the fuck can
I keep calling myself an atheist when so-called
\"enlightened\" atheists write in not realizing
your site is a crazy-fundie-parody!? I might
have to change my label one of those rare
apatheists. I think the thing that absolutely
layed me in the floor was the t-rex holding the
veggies!!!!!!!!!!! This site is better than
landover!
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He already said in court that Jesus was on his side and he was innocent since the Lord spoke for Him.

Date: 7/26/2006 06:13:11 +1000
Name: Todeskaefer
E-mail: todeskafer@yahoo.co*
Message:

This is hands-down the funniest religious parody
site I\'ve seen since LandoverBaptist.org. If
this site is for real, that just makes it even
funnier
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Date: 7/26/2006 08:29:59 +1000
Name: john
E-mail: johnmtracy@yahoo.com
Message:

I have an idea for a t-shirt or bumpersticker

BURN FAGS, NOT FLAGS.

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Date: 7/27/2006 01:53:54 +1000
Name: john
E-mail: johnmtracy@yahoo.co*
Message:

Hey Jim,

Something has got to be done about all those
gay robots in science fiction stories. You
don\'t want C-3PO sticking his harddrive into
your software, right!

John

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Date: 7/27/2006 05:06:09 +1000
From: anon@anon.com
Senders IP = 82.3.126.211
Name: anon
E-mail: anon@anon.com
Message:

So you\'re a racist and a homophobic, huh?
That\'s the last thing I\'d hear from a person
who calls himself a Christian. Well screw you.
You know you\'re going straight to hell! Well
done, dumbass. The devil will take care of you,
fucker.
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I was more afraid of the earthworms. Your language/anger and faith go together perfectly.

Date: 7/27/2006 16:01:58 +1000
From: garbagenite@gmail.com
Name: Joe
E-mail: garbagenite@gmail.co*
Message:

Wow, the most beautiful satire ever. I found the
page looking for pictues using the words \"evil
christian\" lol. Well i have spent the last
hour rolling with laughter almost in tears. I
mean it was so obvious to me, then i got to the
E-Mail bag and wow ppl are idiots. I suppose you
have to be to believe in well, that stuff they
believe in lol. btw pls dont post my email on
your site, i dont want moronic hate mail.
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Thanks, but I'm posting your mail. Don't worry I censored part of your e-mail address. No one will trace you.

Date: 7/27/2006 17:05:20 +1000
From: peter@ear-group.com
Senders IP = 69.231.91.185
Name: Peter Grenader
E-mail: peter@ear-group.com
Message:

Jim,

I haven\'t swept your site in some time. I did
tonight, and I notice you\'re still insane.
Oh well...

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Date: 7/27/2006 17:07:00 +1000
From: peter@ear-group.com
Senders IP = 69.231.91.185
Name: Peter Grenader
E-mail: peter@ear-group.com
Message:

I take it spellcheck is a tool of Satan?

\"Your message has been sent with success\"
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Date: 7/28/2006 05:39:54 +1000
Name: Cory
E-mail: ceasar_salad_fingers@yahoo.co*
Message:

Pastor Jim,
This is by far the most entertaining website
I have ever visited. What I find most hilarious
about it is the absolute naivety of the nature
of the site that so many people seem to have
regardless of how much proof is scattered
around. It’s as though they form conclusions of
you and your website based on what they want to
believe with only the vaguest dash of logic and
reason if any at all. This seems to be a method
that many people institute into multiple parts
of their lives.
It surprises how so many people whose
beliefs I associate with my own act with the
same ignorant, holier than thou attitude that
the Christians do. Amazing how such alleged
intelligence can manifest itself in such
idiotic ways, huh? It’s not just the common
nature of the religious to act in such a
deplorable manner when dealing with beliefs,
but the common nature of all of humanity.
JFK once said \"Too often we enjoy the
comfort of opinion without the discomfort of
thought.\" I believe that statement proved over
and over again by the hate mail people write in
to you.
You are doing a great thing with this
website, and I can say honestly you are the
funniest writer of satire I have ever read.

A pleased fan,
Cory

"It surprises how so many people whose
beliefs I associate with my own act with the
same ignorant, holier than thou attitude that
the Christians do."

Some people treat atheism like a religion. These people are usually militant atheists who like to attack Christianity directly. What they don't understand is when people do that the Christian gets more religious and stronger in faith.

"You are doing a great thing with this
website, and I can say honestly you are the
funniest writer of satire I have ever read."

Date: 7/28/2006 09:40:18 +1000
Name: Amanda & Leata
E-mail: bloodhoundgang6@msn.co*
Message:

Ha Ha Ha. Your the best. I read the favorite
e-mails, I was laughing so hard. That\'s great,
keep it up.
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Date: 7/28/2006 10:48:46 +1000
E-mail: erico_lucky@hotmail.co*
Message:

Dear Pastor Jim,

Just a small bug.
You forgot to remove your old email from
http://www.truechristian.com/askpastorjimx.html
. The \"ask Pastor Jim now!\" part is linking to
your old email instead of the contact us page.

Take care,

Érico

Date: 7/28/2006 20:17:09 +1000
Name: souljess atheist
E-mail: whoamibecauseihavenoclue@yahoo.co*
Message:

I was just reading your stuff on atheism. It\'s
pretty damn funny. I have to believe that you
are joking with this site, it\'s just so
ridiculous! I was in tears because I was
laughing so hard. Have you ever met an atheist?
They\'re actually really nice people.
This is a really Christian site...you can tell
by how love-filled it is. I can just feel the
love for humanity flowing from every page.
So, great site. It\'s a really good laugh.

-just another soulless atheist looking for
peace and harmony in the world
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Date: 7/29/2006 00:54:37 +1000
From: hyrule1291983@yahoo.com
Name: A name isn\'t important on the internet.
E-mail: hyrule1291983@yahoo.co*
Message:

I\'m not a baatezu, I\'m a tanar\'ri.

I have to ask, what kind of tanar’ri are you?

They would be as follows:

Babau, Balor, Bebilith, Dretch, Glabrezu,
Hezrou, Marilith, Nalfeshnee, Quasit,
Retriever, Succubus, Vrock.

Or are you one of the demon princes?

They are as follows:

Demogorgon (prince of demons), Graz’zt (the
dark prince), Juiblex (the faceless lord),
Orcus (demon prince of the undead), Yeenoghu
(demon prince of gnolls).

Or would you rather prefer being one of the
arch-devils?

They would be as follows in case you were
wondering:

Bel (lord of the first), Dispater (lord of the
second), Mammon (lord of the third), Belail
(lord of the fourth), Levistus (lord of the
fifth), The Hag Countess (lord of the sixth),
Baalzebul (lord of the seventh), Mephistopheles
(lord of the eighth), Asmodeus (lord of the
ninth).

As for the site itself, rather boring. You
didn’t even do the html yourself did you? From
what I can see you used Microsoft FrontPage. I
personally find that rather sad, as you could
have at least put a little effort into coding;
I don’t care if it is some hack site.

I’ll be honest with you, I don’t see the wit in
this site; I have more wit in one of my MSTings
than this thing and I’m not a witty person. If
that upsets you, I can’t help you. And the
little dividers that you’re using above and
below your little truechristian fan network
link are coded with an hr tag in case you might
be wondering. I really don’t care if you wanted
to make the site with bad html or not at least
put some effort into it.

I understand that the people you’re trying to
impress are virtually like brain damaged
problem monkeys with ADHD on LSD; that doesn’t
mean that you should make blatant grammar and
spelling errors to appease them. It just makes
you look stupid. If I remember correctly it is
not the intentions of your ilk to look stupid
to other people, it’s to get a reaction out of
them, normally that of rage. I’ll be honest, I
don’t really care what your intentions are; the
site does nothing for me, thought on a side
note try to be smarter than those you’re
attempting to outwit. Silly rabbit.
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Date: 7/29/2006 01:29:40 +1000
From: cohndawk@hotmail.co*
Name: steven
E-mail: cohndawk@hotmail.com
Message:

If god is all powerful, all knowing, all able,
all loving and therefore all existing, how can
evil exist? Evil exist, therefore god does not
exist. If the argument is brought out that evil
exists to teach us, we have not learned. War
continues now as it has 5000 years ago.

Why does satan exist if god is truely all
knowing, all able and all loving? Why does a
person who was abused and neglected when they
were young and as a result abuses others go to
hell? Why does this all good and all able god
not provide people with such pain.

Thanks for cancer and aids all loving and all
able god.
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Date: 7/29/2006 01:37:53 +1000
Name: Peter and Rob
E-mail: raised_666@hotmail.co*
Message:

Hello Jim,
I came across your site when my mate
Rob was telling me about this \"ugly bitch\" at
his work who took a liking to him and is a real
wierd fucker. Anyway I went to google images
and typed in ugly bitch for a laugh and found a
picture of Heather the \"fat ugly bitch\" which
you so accurately decribed. We both were scared
of her head at first but soon started pissing
ourselves at the emails you sent and recieved
to her.

Anyway what a dumb, ugly fat bitch. Im not sure
if its an unfair statement but i think from most
of your hate mail that generally speaking
Christians are stupid. I mean you would have to
be totally retarted not to know that this site
is a big joke, really amd although its annoying
to see how stupid they are it is fun to laugh
at. I mean after several e-maails you would
think they would just give up on you, but no.

Anyway keep up the good work, and by the way my
e-mail address is just a coincedence I really
dont give a shit about God or Satan as much as
you do...cunt. (haha)
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Date: 7/29/2006 02:28:51 +1000
Senders IP = 68.226.82.228
Name: Liv
E-mail: xx_shadowsaresecurity@hotmail.com
Message:

Extremist Christians like you should pretty much
all be shipped to an island.

And then someone should drop a nuclear bomb on
said island.

Very far away from the normal people who
aren\'t Christian and not wasting their entire
lives.

You\'re going to die one day, and there will be
nothing after.

If your soul still lives, you\'ll just be
kicking yourself for being so stupid during
life and devoting everything to an imaginary
God.

I hope you choke.
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Date: 7/29/2006 03:02:51 +1000
Name: Maxime Benoit
E-mail: rumef@msn.co*
Message:

Hello,

First of all, I\'d like to excuse myself of my
pitiful english. I\'m really sorry, I\'m
working on it.

I really like your site and I greatly encourage
you to continue. Still, something annoyed me
recently about your last article. In middle
east, you said that there\'s a great deal of
people who\'s musulmisms. That incorrect. If we
only take the exemple of Iran we could see that
there\'s a great deal of people who do not
beleive in god (or in Allah if you prefer).

The situation of this country is really complex
as it\'s still recovering from a revolution
against the old monarchist governement. Before
this revolution, Iran was a prosperous,
somewhat open minded toward other cultures
contry but was ruled by a murderous
egomaniachal king. Unlike some countries who
experienced a revolution against monarchy (like
france or russia) the religious organisations
weren\'t affected since they were not really
linked with aristocracy. So those religious
factions took power after when the king left.
Since the last dinasty was sponsered by
occidental countries, the new governement is
rejecting any occidental values and force his
citizens to respect the laws of Islam. The
citizens are living a double live, they act as
any other occidental person in their own house
and outside they respect religious laws.

You may have said those things to stay in
character. If so, I\'m sorry that I
misunderstood your intentions. And I\'d like to
excuse myself once again for my english.

Thank you for your time and I hope to see more
article soon :) ,

Maxime Benoit
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Interesting. I put your E-mail up on that one page. Perhaps there is truth to your words. I'm going to look into it for you though.

Date: 7/29/2006 04:23:25 +1000
Name: Juniper
E-mail: toasttram@hotmail.co*
Message:

Yay go christians D=
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Date: 7/29/2006 07:32:31 +1000
Name: Steve
E-mail: BOLD_MF_2004@yahoo.co*
Message:

This site reminds me of \"JesusisHitler.com\".
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Date: 7/29/2006 08:10:13 +1000
Senders IP = 207.69.137.38
Name: Nicole
E-mail: morbid.faerie@hotmail.com
Message:

Okay, you are a fucking hypocritical,
nazi-loving, nigger-hating bastard! GO and
fornicate yourself and read the fucking bible a
couple more times you judgemental asshole! A
real christian would never spew the \"n\" word!
You obviously weren\'t brought up in a very good
home! Eat shit and die you nazi bastard!

From: Nigger loving, jew loving Nicole~
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Date: 7/29/2006 08:48:30 +1000
From: 5NPTs@lC25dWZ.com
Senders IP = 212.92.1.62
Name: C06Xa3MZRD
E-mail: 5NPTs@lC25dWZ.com
Message:

9Z2G3vmWuh Wj92Rj44kFn UUQBE5Hc8V
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Date: 7/29/2006 08:50:29 +1000
Senders IP = 4.225.152.42
Name: Fuck you asshole
E-mail: eatmycock@hotmail.com
Message:

You are a piece of fucking shit! You spew
nothing but hypocrisy and idiocy! You are the
reason why there are satanists and atheists! I
would rather be a fucking jew then your version
of a true christian! There is nothing wrong with
black people you close minded asshole! they are
people just like you and me that want to make a
difference in society! You are the only fucking
one going to hell! Yeah next time I have my
period i will lock myself in the fucking barn
so i do not contaminate my family... psh... you
need some fucking mental help! You are a nazi
piece of shit and need to go and get layed! The
only reason you think sex is the devil is
because you can\'t get any ass! Even through my
great dislike of close minded people like you, I
will pray for you...

-Nigger loving, Jew loving girl

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"There is nothing wrong with
black people you close minded asshole! they are
people just like you and me that want to make a
difference in society!"

Date: 7/29/2006 09:09:38 +1000
Senders IP = 4.225.152.42
Name: You are retarded
E-mail: suckmyclit@hotmail.com
Message:

I fuck myself with a hand crank vibrator... and
have divorced three times...

YIPPPEEE!!! IM GOING TO HELL!!! now i get to
see hitler... *smiles*
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Date: 7/29/2006 09:11:18 +1000
Senders IP = 4.225.152.42
Name: You are GAY!
E-mail: pussyflab@hotmail.com
Message:

You are going to hell for spreading a hateful,
hypocritical message! You are definitley not a
real christian!

-Girl that enjoys jacking off
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Date: 7/29/2006 18:00:35 +1000
Senders IP = 4.225.138.101
Name: Nicole
E-mail: bloodycunt@hotmail.com
Message:

Well I just started my period and we don\'t have
a shed by our house... what am i suppose to
do... i don\'t want to contaminate my loved
ones! i don\'t know where they can hold me at
bay at besides the forest... there are alot of
wild animals out there...

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Date: 7/30/2006 04:36:41 +1000
Name: Dario Wing
E-mail: dario.wing@gmail.co*
Message:

Oh man, your site is hilarious. Seriously. I
mean, I\'ve seen a lot of funny sites, but this
one takes the cake. It would be really funny if
someone actually believed all the stuff you say
on this site, fortunately I don\'t think
there\'s anyone on this earth stupid enough to
do so. Oh man, and if this is what Christians
are really like, no one I know is going to want
to spend an eternity with people who think like
this. Goog gag site. It really shows how
ridiculous Christians can be.
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Date: 7/30/2006 04:38:44 +1000
Senders IP = 72.255.54.68
Name: Dario Wing
E-mail: dario.wing@gmail.co*
Message:

Oh by the way. In your \"favorite emails\"
sectioned you always give people a hard time
for typos. However, when I sent my last email
it said \"Your email has been sent with
sucess.\" Good work, oh master of the English
language.
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Date: 7/30/2006 04:40:48 +1000
Senders IP = 84.205.51.23
Name: lucifer
E-mail: satan@hell.com
Message:

let me fight me
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Date: 7/30/2006 06:21:46 +1000
Senders IP = 81.132.25.215
Name: confused
E-mail: twinklelittlestar@msn.co.uk
Message:

i myself am an atheist and am not ashamed of it,
i understand that different people wish and need
2 belive in different things but it is hard to
understand how you support your belifes. using
the bible as evidence is unreliable, how can
you be sure that the bilble was the word of
your god? can you prove it? if i found a book
now which someon2 told me was the word of a
greater god, theoreticaly, then i should follow
what that says. i am a 13-16yr old and yet even
i know that SCIENCE IS WRONG is no way to get a
point across. can you support your belifes with
any more evidence not from the bible that is
certain to have happened so that i can get a
clearer idea of how to take your belifes. I
think that everyone has the right to belive in
what they wish, i myself find the idea of a god
unreliable and do not wish to live my life a
lie. even though i may be wrong if you could
give more evidence for god i would be happy to
take them in so that again i may get a better
understanding. i hope this email does not
offend you in anyway even though some of you
belifes do confuse me, thank you for you time.
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Date: 7/31/2006 13:09:40 +1000
Name: Bill Glover
E-mail: glover_b@comcast.net
Message:

Dear Pastor:

I know that you are a stickler for correct
reading of the bible and for good grammar as
well. You have a section entitled \"Women and
There Role\"; wouldn\'t \"Women and Their
Role\" be more correct? Their is a possive
pronoun, there is not. Really! If you are going
to stick up for inerrancy, you need to be less
errant.

Still, I like your site, I have learned a lot
of very intresting facts here. Keep up the good
work and mind your grammar.
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Date: 7/31/2006 14:58:40 +1000
Senders IP = 203.52.130.136
Name: Taesha
E-mail: taesha_lurves_u@hotmail.com
Message:

hey,
just cuz ur big doesnt mean ur not beautiful.
keep smilin girl
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Date: 7/31/2006 16:10:37 +1000
From: Laxgod487@aol.com
Senders IP = 69.117.53.69
Name: Jed
E-mail: Laxgod487@aol.com
Message:

God is ANGRY and WRATHFUL. Anyone who says God
is love is a moran. Even Jesus wasn\'t \"love\"
or \"tolerance\":

... you mean moron?
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Date: 7/31/2006 17:01:41 +1000
From: blastthenazis@hotmail.com
Senders IP = 207.69.137.34
Name: Your Greasy Granny
E-mail: blastthenazis@hotmail.com
Message:

big·ot
n.
One who is strongly partial to one\'s own
group, religion, race, or politics and is
intolerant of those who differ.

Hmmm does this sound familar you nazi bastard!
You are a pathetic piece of shit!

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Date: 7/31/2006 21:56:15 +1000
From: dennis_boarder@hotmail.com
Senders IP = 213.93.172.59
Name: dennis van den broek
E-mail: dennis_boarder@hotmail.com
Message:

mmmmm you know what fuck god fuck the bible and
fuck you if god really existed why is he doing
nothing against al the fucked up things in the
world?? why are we able to fuck eachother up?
do you have an anwser to that you fucking idiot
wake up sucker there aint no god guz if u
beliefe in shitty tales like adam and eva(dont
know how americans call em) than u are stupid
and it is time 4 you to wake up cause if you
have read the bible than u (believe me i have)
would know its full of shit in one psalm(i\'m
dutch so i don\'t know how u call all those
things) the talk about peace and justice and
everybody is the same and in another psalm the
ask 4 aid in there battle against muslims so if
you can explain that shit mail me
dennis
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Date: 7/31/2006 21:57:32 +1000
From: devil@666.com
Senders IP = 213.93.172.59
Name: satan
E-mail: devil@666.com
Message:

fuck you
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Date: 7/31/2006 22:31:42 +1000
From: bunnydowell@googlemail.com
Senders IP = 86.143.215.164
Name: Bunny Dowell
E-mail: bunnydowell@googlemail.com
Message:

No. Censorship is not okay. Free will is given
to us by God, and it is up to us to pass this
gift down the generations through the media of
free speach. However, hate is opposed by God
\"God is love\". Remember?

I\'m becoming less and less clear about
wheither I want to class myself as a Christian,
as my fellow \'Christians\' seem to not have
read the second half of the bible, and act
entirely on what people tell them a book says.

So \'Christianity\', especially in America, has
actually become a strange mutation of the
peaceful Jewish faith - the Koran + Jesus as
some sort of Hitler like dictator figure that
we all have to \'find\'.

Let me remind you of something. Jesus died for
our sins, wiping the slate clean. If this is
not true, then Jesus died for what? Allot of
people seem to be unclear on this.

The devil, evil, has been beaten down by this,
as God thrives on Love and the devil on
hate/sin. He isn\'t dead, but the gates of Hell
are locked.

This isn\'t about \'religion\', this is about
reality, if you don\'t beleive this is all real
then why act so harshly on it?

There are some horrible things in the Old
Testiment, daughters being cast out of society
for loving someone before they have left their
\"father\'s house\", being given away as sex
toys, by their fathers, to be ravished by
crowds of loved up men. It all seems far too
chauvenistic to even be considered today as a
way to run society.

This, is why it is called the Old Testiment.

It is old, it is outdated, these are the _OLD_
ways!

Once upon a time, in the UK you could be hung
for stealing a loaf of bread. We should have
access to this information, it is useful in
preventing the ways of the past returning.
However, just because this form of \"Justice\"
was implemented a long time ago, doesn\'t mean
it is valid now.

God loves you. Even though you spread this
rubbish. God loves murderers, prostestutes,
monopolists... He loves everyone! Jesus showed
his love to the prostetutes, embezeling tax
collectors, the people considered at the time
as the scum of the middle east. Doesn\'t this
scream out at you?!

God is love. The devil is hate. God loves gay
people, the devil hates gay people. God loves
furrys, the devil hates furries! God loves his
creation (I\'m not a creationist by the way,
and I hope you are intellectual enough to not
be either, but beleive what you will).

Spread love, not hate! And you do the will of
God.

Write a website showing children how to.. oh my
God. I just saw your childrens page. This is a
joke right? Please, if it isn\'t post this
email on your site with your comments and
retaliation.

Where was I, oh yes. Write a web-site showing
children how to love their neighbours, be they
fags, furries, black, white, Muslim, Jewish,
communist, scientists (aethist scientists
don\'t worship anything o_O;;. Clocks?!
Seriously), biggoted christians, who ever they
are, they deserve to be loved.

Please stop peaching hate. But if this is
really what you beleive then please write it up
in an adult manner, and don\'t indoctrinate
children who are not your own.

God doesn\'t give a damn that someone likes to
pretend to be a rabbit, fox, dragon... And I
can tell you, allot of furs are the most
intellegent people you will ever meet.

And a quick technical note. So what if you post
someone\'s IP address, due to the Dynamic Host
Configuration Protocol (a system of distibuting
IP addresses to networked machines) being
implemented on the majority of narrow and broad
band ISPs their IP will change in a few hours,
days, weeks... what sort of threat is that?.

Scare the masses! Use technical words~! \"I
don\'t fret using, Chinese words at you...\" -
Kasabian

If you consider this hate-mail then you don\'t
beleive what you preach and are simply trying
to defend the lies that you have based your
life upon. If you don\'t then I respect your
oppinion, but do not accept it as my own for
lack of proof.

But let me finish on this note. I would fight,
and die, in battle against oppressors who would
stop you oppressing your oppinion. But I\'m
increasingly doubting your beleifs in free
speach, and instead beleive that you would
rather slay me, your ally, your neighbour.

And if this is a joke, you sick MIT students
:P, it\'s not funny (If i can pull it off,
I\'ll be off to america and MIT in the next two
years, lol!). Weak minded people will beleive
what they read blindly, and so your still
spreading hate, even if it was meant as another
dark, ego-centric in joke.

I like your hatemail generator tho :P.

God loves you, and so do I.
Yours sincerly, Dowell (pronounced dow~el).
PS: Please excuse my spelling :3
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No He doesn't! God sends people to Hell who are like this! Torturing people forever isn't love, it's hate!

"God doesn\'t give a damn that someone likes to
pretend to be a rabbit, fox, dragon... And I
can tell you, allot of furs are the most
intellegent people you will ever meet."

Exodus 22:19

Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

"I would fight,
and die, in battle against oppressors who would
stop you oppressing your oppinion."

No you wouldn't.

"God loves you, and so do I."

You can't. You're into boys.