Psalm 94:16 Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me. ---- Psalm 109:9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow. --- Hebrews 12:4 Ye have not yet resisted unto blood, striving against sin. --- John 1:18 No man hath seen God at any time, the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him. --- John 3:3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. --- Genesis 32:30 And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. --- John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ---

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Date: 7/13/2005 15:24:06 -0700
From: Kacy Couto <kacykay247@yahoo.co*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhaha!!

That's great... I truly enjoied my experience here on this site. These are all questions I had as a child, it justs didn't make sence...

Good job!! Gols Stars for you guys!!!

k

Thanks!

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Date: 7/13/2005 18:54:30 -0400
From: "Brett" <bw124@hotmail.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Bible question

<<. The Bible is correct 100%, no MATTER WHAT! Christians are open-minded, unlike those Evil Sciencismists.>>

Hello, I was wondering, based on your statement above from your site, if you could tell me how many children, Michal,the daughter of Saul had?

Can innocent people or children be punished for the sins of their parents?

If a person testifies for themselves, is their testimony valid?

Thank you and have a terrific day.

Brett

2 Samuel 6:23 (King James Version)

   23Therefore Michal the daughter of Saul had no child unto the day of her death.

2 Samuel 21:8 (King James Version)

   8But the king took the two sons of Rizpah the daughter of Aiah, whom she bare unto Saul, Armoni and Mephibosheth; and the five sons of Michal the daughter of Saul, whom she brought up for Adriel the son of Barzillai the Meholathite:

If you are implying a contradiction, there is none because I said so.

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Date: 7/13/2005 16:11:06 -0700
From: "Joshua Poole \(Tank\)" <tank@theplanet.net.au>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: hey

Hey pastor Jim,
Just found your website and thought you are doing a great job by
adapting to the technology of the world to use it for building of the
kingdom of God.
I gave my life to Christ 19 months ago and am now doing an internship in
Christian ministry. And I am glad to see more and more churches adapting
the newer technology to reach the lost.

Your brother in Christ.

joshua poole (tank)
tank@theplanet.net.au
tank4god@hotmail.com
Disciple of Christ

Learning to use the interweb machine here?

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Date: 7/13/2005 21:42:23 -0700
From: Chaos <shadowflame02@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Letter

Hey, Look I don't know if you've ever seen this letter, but you should read it. It raises some good points.
Blessed Be,
Mya
A Christian Speaks on the Faith and Path of Wicca
by James Clement Taylor
I am a Christian and not a Wiccan. A Christian is one who has been baptized in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, and who has made a personal,free-will decision to commit himself and all his or her life to our Lord and God and Savior, Jesus Christ. Both of these things are true of me. I am a Greek Orthodox Christian, a member of St. Mary's Eastern Orthodox Church, Calhan, Colorado. In this paper, I am not speaking as agent for any church, but I am, entirely on my own responsibility, speaking the truth in love, as we Christians are supposed to do.
A Situation of Strife and Shame: There are many Christians today who believe that anyone who is not a Christian is doomed to an eternity of suffering in hell. Any decent person, believing this, would be compelled to try to save as many people from this fate as possible. But is this belief correct?
Jesus Christ, having noted the faith and righteousness of a Roman centurion, a Pagan, proclaimed: "Assuredly I say to you, I have not found such great faith, not even in Israel! And I say to you that many will come from east and west, and sitdown with Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob in the kingdom of heaven. But the sons of the kingdom will be cast out into outer darkness. There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth."(Matthew 8:10-12)
If we accept these words as true, and surely we should, then it is clear that heaven will contain many who are not Christians, and hell will contain many who are! Clearly, throughout the Gospels, Jesus Christ sets forth the criteria for entrance into the kingdom of heaven, and those criteria include love, kindness,forgiveness, and a refusal to judge others:
"For if you forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses." (Matthew 6:14-15)
"For with what judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with the same measure you use, it will be measured back to you." (Matthew 7:2)
"But go and learn what this means: `I desire mercy and not sacrifice.'" (Matthew 9:13)
"Therefore be merciful, just as your Father also is merciful. Judge not, and you shall not be judged. Condemn not, and you shall not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven." (Luke 6:36-38)
Is it not clear? Anyone who fails in these things, will calling himself a Christian save him? Anyone who obeys God in these things, will being unbaptized condemn him? Jesus said, "Not everyone who says to Me,`Lord, Lord,' shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven." (Matthew 7:21)
In addition to these words from the Gospel, let us look at the words of Micah the Prophet, centuries earlier, who wrote: He has shown you, O man, what is good; And what does the Lord require of you but to do justly, To love mercy, And to walk humbly with your God?(Micah 6:6-8)
Where, in any of this, does it say what doctrines one is to believe, or whose teachings concerning reality one must accept? All these things speak on how one ACTS, how one lives one's life, the kind of person one's actions gradually bring into being. Yet it is not by good works that we earn our way into heaven, because there is no way we can earn the free gift of God's mercy and grace, which alone can save us. But it is clear that it is not by faith, in the sense of sharing the Christian faith, that we are saved,either. The faith which saves us is not faith in the goodness of our works, nor faith that we have the right theology and/or belong to the right church. Rather, it is faith in God, and in His mercy: "So then it is not of him who wills, nor of him who runs, but of God who has Mercy." (Romans 9:16)
But the Wiccans, you will say, do not have faith in God. Yet by their own theology, they certainly do. Those who call them Satan-worshippers are entirely wrong. They do not worship Satan, or even believe that Satan exists. Instead, they worship a Goddess and a God whom they understand as manifestations of a higher and unknown Deity. Now if you are a Christian, this will sound familiar to you, and it should. In the Bible we find the following: "Then Paul stood in the midst of the Areopagus and said, `Men of Athens,I perceive that in all things you are very religious; for as I was passing through and considering the objects of your worship, I even found an altar with this inscription: TO THE UNKNOWN GOD. Therefore, the One whom you worship without knowing, Him I proclaim to you." Acts 17:22-23)
The Wiccans worship the Unknown God, as manifested to them in the form of a Goddess and a God. Therefore, our Bible tells us they worship the same God we do; and if they do not know this, we should know it!
For those of us who are unable to simply stand on God's Word, and must prove to themselves the truth of what it proclaims the holy Apostle John has given us the method for doing this. You have only to attend any public Wiccan ceremony, and test the spirits which are there, to see "whether they are of God" (1 John 4:1).
You will find that, while you may perceive the power manifested there as less than what you have experienced as a Christian, that power is clearly the power of God.
Dear brothers and sisters in Christ, these people of Wicca have been terribly slandered by us. They have lost jobs, and homes, and places of business because we have assured others that they worship Satan, which they do not. We have persecuted them, and God will hold us accountable for this, you may be sure, for He has said, "Assuredly I say to you, inasmuch as you did it to one of the least of these My brethren, you did it to Me." (Matthew 25:40)
Let us, from this point onward, repent of our misdeeds and declare that henceforth we shall obey Christ our God, and not judge others or condemn them, so that He will not have to judge and condemn us for our sins.
I felt this was a very valuable addition to our page. I occassionally get email from Christians trying to 'save my soul', 'show me the light', and some even 'damning' me to spend eternity in 'hell with my leader Satan'. Since withces don't believe in Satan, and one must be Christian to have a belief in him, that one is laughable at best. But, to find a Christian who is willing to be openminded and accepting of others ways is an inspiration. So may it be in the world.




"Life gets far more fun when nobody trusts you with shoelaces."~Daniel

Look how pretty she is, when she falls down. Now there is no beauty in bleeding mascara.
~Bleeding Mascara~ By:Atreyu

"Ack! *gasps for air* It either face fucked me or layed eggs in my throat...either way, it's rather embarassing" ~Aster~

No.

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Date: 7/13/2005 22:18:24 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: The Broken Vow

Those nights we had and the trust we lost
The sleep that fled me and the heart I lost
It all reminds me just how callous
and heartless the true cowards are
And I write this for the loveless
And for the risks we take
I'll take my love to the grave
As tired and worn it is
I'll take my love to the grave

Sometimes life can be so loveless.

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Date: 7/14/2005 04:27:38 +0600
From: xploiter@xploiter.net
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

hey whats up dude?

i surfed ur site and it looked quite interesting, especially the stuff u
wrote about muslims, but as far as i know it none or some of  it is not
true to my knowledge and u have used quite a volgour language about Our
Prophet (P.B.U.H), so i want ty debate with u in anyway u like, by e mail
or any other way, and if i m able to prove u wrong u will remove the fake
stuff from ur website about muslims.so what do u say?

May God Bless u

Sure.

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Date: 7/14/2005 08:19:31 GMT
From: "amartin.1@netzero.com" <amartin.1@netzero.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: hahaha

well...
my pal stin finally informed me this was clever parody...so now its funny for me!

By the way you are the idiot if you think i havent been informed of that already... since when was science just about observing nature???

how about this...

YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

It says so in the dictionary. By the way, since I'm an idiot, why are you on my website? Aren't you better than to bother with me?

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  Date: 7/14/2005 12:59:22 -0400
From: "Rachel Wall" <sativawillow@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Masterbation outlawed

Hello Pastor, I just read your page about how masterbation should be
outlawed. I have to say it was very amusing especially the solution parts
about selling cucumbers presliced so women would not be tempted. I agree
with the fact there is far too much pornography in this country and the way
sex is packaged is what makes you feel that it's wrong. If people didn't
release that steam once in awhile then who knows what would happen. They
would rape more women, commit crime etc. I know your answer to this is to
take away the "sensor" all together but why would god give us this if not to
use it or enjoy it?
Life is about experiencing life and all the sensations we have been blessed
with as human beings and love is the most enjoyable of all. Everyone has
free will and you want to take it away. That my friend sounds to me like
Satan is working through you in order to control the masses. I will never
visit this site again and discourage others from doing the same. You are the
devil.
Thank you for your time
Rachel

Eh?

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Date: 7/14/2005 10:06:30 -0700
From: Anna Harriman <angelfire87_2006@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Your Website

Hello.  I've read your website, and while I will not tell you that it does not belong on the Internet, I am fairly disappointed in it.  You claim to be "True Christians," following the word of God.  Does the Bible and God not teach you to "Love thy neighbor," "Love all God's creations," and "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"?  How can you account for that when you clearly discriminate against those who are different.  I respect your constitutional right to free speech, but I would appreciate an answer to my inquiry.

Analee Harriman




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Date: 7/14/2005 11:24:00 -0700
From: "Narsissy" <webmisteress@thecockettes.org>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Arkansas? 48? Pastor?? HAHAH!

CHRISTIANITY AND THE BIBLE:

I wouldn't be surprised if this WASN'T a parody site, being that  
you're an Arkansas back-wood's cretin, and an idiot-savant.  But  
before making a web site next time, first learn to speak English and  
stop stealing art and gif-animations from other artists before you  
try to push your perverted and BLASPHEMOUS messages about the God  
you've created to please yourself; who conveniently hates all the  
same people as yourself.

You are nothing but a prisoner!  You don't have the freedom to leave  
Christianity even if you had the dignity, integrity and self-respect  
to do so.  Do you know that your prayers go unanswered?  Do you know  
that going to war in Iraq or any other place that the Bu$h  
administration's 'christian soldiers' go to, OR your 12-year-old son  
will send neither of you to 'Heaven' to hump an endless stream of  
virgins?   All the bogus promises of a Christian Heaven filled with  
young virgins (both little girls AND little boys) should be an insult  
to any sane human intelligence.  By the way, when was the last time  
an Christian cleric, minister, Pope or a fat pedophile like Rumsfeld  
ever volunteer to join the military?  Believe me, THEY are a lot  
smarter than you!!!
Do you realize that your Christian cult's ONLY enduring claim to fame  
is prefaced upon the utter injustice to others who do not share its  
Christian cultist beliefs?  The cult you worship was a cult created  
by the psychopath "Jesus" and spread in all directions by his gangs  
of like-minded freaks bent on plunder, murder, vandalism, mayhem,  
rape and pillage.
And this is the same fate awaiting those few non-Christians  
unfortunate enough to still reside in states under Theocratic  
monotheistic control today!  Such is the sad state of affairs in ALL  
Christian-dominated lands.  Is THIS what makes you a proud Christian?  
Look around you... which of  the heinous acts of Christianity do you  
most admire?   Are there ANY Christian religions that do not have  
abject self-righteousness, utter demoralization, endemic corruption,  
extreme economic inequities and grotesque injustices?  And what would  
ANY of them be if it were not for the Liberals and homosexuals that  
seek to expose the LIES that people like you object the unsuspecting  
public to! The fact is that NON-Christians live far better in this  
country and certainly enjoy infinitely more physical, emotional and  
spiritual freedoms!  And PRAISE GOD FOR THAT!  Not the 'God' you've  
invented for yourself!

Even your enemies, Liberal's and homosexuals... despite all your  
vicious attempts to terrorize them, to have the world boycott them  
and to pressure the stinking Bu$h administration to isolate them...  
have far higher standards of living and a more vibrant society and  
lifestyle.  The misery of the Christian peoples, which remain  
disproportionately illiterate, self-righteous and deceived, is not  
the fault of any Liberal (and certainly not homosexuals)... but  
rather the doing of their own unelected leaders who have squandered  
human-kind and all sane intelligence.  You praise GOD for this?  
Simply  put... If you had the ability to un-clog your brainwashed  
mind, you would acknowledge the Truth that Christianity IS definitely  
the worse form of racism and homophobia and fast becoming synonymous  
with "terrorism" itself!  And terrorized are YOU too and you will  
continue to be terrorized for the rest of your miserable blind  
existence... unless you face this reality.  The perpetrators of the  
attacks in New York and Washington are being portrayed as Moslem  
"extremists"  In fact, they were about as close to the Christians in  
this country than anyone else on the fucking planet. Most of the  
'Christians' in America are also faithful.  So don't say I haven't  
warned you about this either!

Grow UP and get a LIFE!

Narsissy






I regard "ideology" and "morality" as the two most dangerous forces  
on this planet. About "ideology" I have expressed my suspicions  
elsewhere; here I will only mention John Adams's verdict that  
shortening "ideology" to "idiocy" would save some space and add a  
great deal to clarity. He had the French Revolution in mind, but  
"ideologists" haven't changed much since then, have they?

 As for "morality" -- or "moralic acid" as Nietzsche called it -- I  
consider it the major cause of almost all the major atrocities not  
caused by "ideology." This wonderful invention, "morality," allows  
people -- normal, ordinary people -- to do things so cruel and  
violent that they could never bring themselves to do them for selfish  
reasons. What the sociopath and sadist do for fun, the "moralist"  
does on behalf of "duty" or "justice."

 "Morality," today, allows Moslems to stone women to death, as it  
once fueled the Christian witch-hunts. "Morality" has excused every  
war, and glorified some of them. "Morality" constantly plots to  
subvert the Constitutional guarantee of free speech. "Morality"  
inspires gay-bashing and the bombing of women's clinics. Why, without  
"morality" we might all suddenly go stark staring sane.

 My vision of Utopia would include a hell of a lot more kindness and  
mercy than we have now, and a hell of a lot less "morality.' --  
Robert Anton Wilson --

No.
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Date: 7/14/2005 20:20:23 -0400
From: "sarah heaslip" <genocidescene@hotmail.co*>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

i love you.

Ooooh!

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Date: 7/15/2005 13:46:13 -0700
From: "Andrew Munson" <admdelta@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Yeah...

Jim, I can see right through you. Now just tell me. Why do you hate
Christianity so much? Why do you want to drive people away? It's none of
your business if people want to become Christians or not, so don't try to
keep them away.

And who are namith and cogito, really? Are they in on it too, or are you
using them because they were gullable enough to stumble apon the site and
take it seriously?

Please be honest with me.

We are Christians, you filthy atheist.

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Date: 7/15/2005 15:46:04 -0700
From: "jarrettarbogast" <jarrettarbogast@comcast.net>
To: <pastorjim@truechristian.com>
Subject: The Taliban

I attempted to email this straight through your site's link, but had some config problems...and no worries, there are no viruses in the attachment.  I'm not like that.

To bad. I don't trust you. (It's an attachment file)

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Date: 7/15/2005 17:46:57 -0700
From: Mehmet Okur <turkishdelight526@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Father, help me.

Father, help me.
For I have sinned. I beg of you, free me of this guilt that plagues my very soul.
I am unpure, not fit to go on living until I have been cleansed.

Father...
One night...I fell under the Devil's spell and allowed myself to become intoxicated with alcohol. It tainted my soul, making my heart pure as coal.

While in this intoxicated Devil's spell, I commited a deed that shames me to even speak of..
I got naked and sodomized with my father...and skull-fucked my cat. The poor feline died of shame, I'm afraid. I then ran bare-ass naked to the park and ran around, fucking whatever I could get my grubby hands on, even a tree that I nailed a hole in. I also found a transvesite hooker who was on the rag, that I ate out, getting her dirty blood all over my face.

What can I do to cleanse my soul and become one with Jesus again?

Faithfully in Christ,
Mehmet.

Why are you repenting to me? Only you can repent through Jesus Christ.

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Date: 7/16/2005 00:34:06 EDT
From: Prc71185@cs.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)

Your web site is a disgrace to all us true Christians the Catholic people.
I'd like to see you survive one day in Queen Mary's England you would be burned
at the stake for you heretic thoughts. Lastly I make a vow to get your
abomination of a web site banned from the web. sincerly teen Catholic. p.s you
started it with your insults about my people on you evil site.

Invoking how you wished I should be brutally murdered -- yep you're a Christian.
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Date: 7/16/2005 07:23:04 +0100
From: "Darragh Jennings" <darraghjennings@hotmail.com>
Reply-to: darraghjennings@hotmail.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: hmm....masturbation?

Hello there.

Upon recently reviewing your website (truechristian.com) I noted a few
things on your website that I take issue with and would like to discuss with
you, if you would be so kind?

Thank you.

Firstly I'd like to refer to this comment made in the "Who Are We?" section
of your website:
"It is silly to assume to us that it is righteous for us to reform and even
changes God's Word as times change and humanity advances, (in other words,
accepting evolution as true and so forth)."

My response to this would be, do you really intend for us ALL to learn old
Hebrew so that we can understand God's word in it's TRUE form? From your
comment, it would appear obvious that you are implying this, because the
bible i.e. God's word has been reformed and changed, fundamentally, by it's
translation into english. It has also been changed by religious figureheads
along the years e.g. the removal of the book of enoch, the King James
version etc...
My point is, that your point makes the assumption that God speaks English.
He spoke HIS word in Hebrew, so it appears, so...you may want to book some
classes.

Now on to your expose on the "REAL Number One Public Health Problem in
America today"

I will take each point as it is made on your website with FULL quotation so
there can be no claim of 'wrong-context".

You say:
Masturbation is more dangerous than smoking. Doctors of a generation ago
knew this, but since the Sexual Revolution of the 1960's, this fact has been
lost in the "if it feels good, do it" mentality.

I say:
In dealing with the next point also, I point out that lung cancer, and
passive smoking leading to lung cancer in other people around you, does NOT
apply to masturbation. If this was true, then people would be advised not to
have sex either, as masturbation is sex without the vaginal stimulus,
ejaculation inclusive.


You say:
Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Christianity proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness,
depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.
I say: I masturbate regularly (3-4 times a week) and have done for the past
three years, I do not suffer from depression, weakness, forgetfulness OR
nearsightedness. You would think with having masturbated approx. 416 times
in the past three years that I would require glasses if this claim were
true, yet I've never worn glasses in my life. At this point in time I have
20-20 vision. Also if these claims were true, then Sex would cause the same
symptoms. It doesn't, does it? No one claims nearsightedness from too much
sex, do they? Because as I said before, masturbation is sex without vaginal
stimulus, ejaculation inclusive.

You say:
Myth: There are bigger problems than Masturbation, like drugs and AIDS.
Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans
masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least
$3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!
I say:
Drugs and AIDS ARE bigger problems. Thousands of Africans don't die each day
masturbating, do they? No, they die from AIDS.
Now, you claim American businesses lose $3.14 billion in lost productivity
every month due to people masturbating? How do you intend to prove this
claim? Presumably these people who are masturbating, are doing so while NOT
at work. Granted a small percentage may BE at work and masturbating, but
this small percentage could not account for $3.14billion each month. How can
a business lose productivity from the actions of one of their workers on
that person's OWN time, with NO direct consequence to the business itself?

You say:
Myth: Masturbation is not immoral.
Reality: Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed
upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan wasn't
Masturbating, but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no
matter what the reason.
I say:
Let us apply the logic of "God hates men wasting sperm, no matter what the
reason" to other situations.
Approx. 3million sperm are produced in the testes each day. If they go
unused, they die within 3 days. In a period of a week, a sexually inactive
man will WASTE approx. 21million sperm. WASTE is the important word. He is
WASTING them because they are not actively be being used in the pursuit of
reproduction. Therefore to not offend God, who 'hates men wasting sperm',
every man should attempt reproduction almost every day so that these sperm
are not WASTED. Care to comment?

You say:
Myth: Masturbation is a "Victimless Crime."
Reality: Theological experts on Masturbation have come to the conclusion
that Masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that
Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all
rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as
Masturbators.
I say:
A huge proportion of men in the world masturbate. This would no doubt
include rapists, sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts. Also
your comment does not disprove the myth mentioned above. It merely points
out situations where it may not be true. I would go as far as to say that
the claim is not true, and a false premise, based on the logical idea that
masturbation is not illegal and therefore not a CRIME. But this would be
nit-picking. I will, however, go as far as to say, that people who
masturbate are a lot further in touch with their sexuality and RESEARCH (not
theological experts) has shown that people who have a repressed sexuality
i.e. do not masturbate, have a higher tendency towards behaviour such as
rape, sodomy, child molestation and pornography addiction. Here, I must
however point out that pornography addiction is not an OFFENCE in and of
itself, just like cocaine addiction is not a crime in and of itself. It's
not illegal to be addicted to something.

You say:
Myth: Americans value their "Freedom" and will never stand for Masturbation
being outlawed.
Reality: Oral and anal sex are already illegal in several States, and people
like it that way! Masturbatory devices are already illegal in Texas, and the
Police in San Antonio and Austin have aggressively enforced this law, even
going as far as to torture clerks that worked in stores that sold
indecently-shaped soap and candles, and there has been no public outcry.
I say:
I'm shocked to hear that people are so eager to repress their sexuality that
they will allow oral and anal sex to be made illegal. I would pull you on
this point, however. How many people like it that way? I am sure if you ask
any free-thinking people they would be outraged about this. Also, I would
refer to my earlier point that RESEARCH has shown that people with a
repressed sexuality are more prone to illegal, deviant sexual behaviour.
Making a sexual expression like oral or anal sex illegal, would more than be
eligible for the title of "Sexually Repressive" and this will therefore
increase the possibility of people becoming rapist, molestors and sodomites.
If people knew this I doubt they would like it that way?

You say:
Myth: But everyone's doing it!
Reality: Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't
Masturbate.
I say:
I'm sure surveys may also show that up to 5% of Americans don't like the
taste of Hellman's mayonaisse. It doesn't really mean anything though, does
it? Just like the fact you mention above.

You say:
How to stop the current epidemic of Self-Abuse in America? We need the same
tactics and the same kind of get-tough attitude that has been so successful
in the War On Drugs!
I say: From ALL the points above it is clear that your premise that
masturbation could be labelled as "ABUSE" is totally and fundamentally
flawed. Therefore it is not self-abuse to masturbate and should require
nobody to declare War against it.

You say:
Control of Paraphernalia: Drug abuse has been slashed by the outlawing of
drug accessories such as syringes and marijuana pipes. If we are to get
tough on Masturbation, we must eliminate Masturbatory paraphernalia.
I say:
The main cause of masturbation is SEXUAL THOUGHTS which are natural things
that occur in every person brain, how do you intend to eliminate this?
Paraphernalia is only a tool for helping people to enjoy masturbation.
Without these things people would STILL masturbate.

You say:
This means outlawing such things as:
1. "Personal Vibrators" and other Masturbatory devices such as dildos and
blow-up dolls. ALL candles, no matter what their shape, must be banned.
I say:
Do you intend to ban fingers too? Would you lobby for the goverment to
introduce madatory finger amputation to prevent people masturbating with
their fingers? Does this seem at ALL Christian to you?

You say:
2. ALL indecent art. This includes paintings, sculptures and photographs. We
don't need the Victoria's Secret catalog! Simple, modest underwear would
sell itself and minimize unGodly temptations.
I say:
ART IS ART, to ban art is to ban artistic feeling, emotions and ideas. These
are just some of the things that make us human THE WAY GOD MADE US. Would
you attempt to ban a natural God-given expression of what and who we are in
God's eyes?

You say:
3. Certain food. If we outlaw dildos and require that all sausages,
cucumbers and carrots be sold pre-sliced, we will make it much easier for
the women among us to resist the temptation to Masturbate.
I say:
Temptation is a funny thing, you know? Sexual thoughts give rise to
temptation. If a person is going to masturbate, they will do so regardless
of the fact of whether their cucumbers are pre-sliced or not. This seems a
slightly mis-guided attempt at curbing masturbation as it would not really
work and it would just annoy people who happen to like full-length sausages,
in sausage rolls for example.


You say:
Intensive urine testing: Christians have discovered that men produce sperm
cells constantly. All that sperm has to go somewhere! If an unmarried man
doesn't masturbate, all the sperm cells he produces end up in his urine. It
would be very simple to require unmarried men to submit frequent urine
samples, which could then be examined under a microscope. If an unmarried
man has a low concentration of sperm cells in his urine, it means he has
been having orgasms one way or another! Therefore he is guilty of either
Masturbation or Fornication and should be imprisoned! Random urine testing
in the War On Drugs has been a very powerful weapon! We should not hesitate
to harness it for use in the War On Masturbation!
I say:
It's a basic tenet of the American Constitution that church and state should
be seperate. Then, therefore, WHY should a man be IMPRISONED for doing
something not illegal, like masturbating or having sex with someone. This
suggestion does not in ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM, appear Christian to me.

You say:
Zero Tolerance! Zero Tolerance has been a rallying cry in the War On Drugs,
and is a policy that should be enacted immediately in the War On
Masturbation! Any amount of Masturbation is too much! Any person caught
touching his or her genitals without a solid, medically-approved reason
should be imprisoned in a boot camp. We will teach our children that God did
not give us genitals for entertainment.
I say:
You are beginning to lose the plot when you say that someone should be sent
to a military training camp solely because the were washing their genitals
in the shower. Washing ones genitals in the shower has not actually been
proven medically or solidly as a good reason for touching ones genitals, has
it? I also ask how you could possibly know whether or not God gave us
genitals for entertainment. If copulation was solely to further the race,
then why does ejaculation release a flood of seratonin into the blood
system, creating a happy feeling, if it is not there to be enjoyed?

You say:
Property Seizure: Many police departments will seize the cars and homes of
people who are caught with drugs. Americans For Purity has called for the
homes and cars of people who are caught Masturbating to be taken away
without due process and auctioned off, with the money going to
anti-Masturbation law enforcement.
I say:
Why should people's personal belongings be illegally taken for doing
something NOT ILLEGAL like masturbating? Why should a federal organisation
like the Police Department carry out seizures that are based on Religious
grounds when that said organisation should not be subject to religious
observances, the carrying out of these observances being officially
un-constitutional?

You say:
Surgery: Certain supposedly "primitive" tribes in Africa have completely
eliminated Masturbation among their women! How was this amazing feat
accomplished? Through a very simple operation called a Clitoridectomy, which
is analogous to circumcision in the male. (Clitoridectomy has gotten a bad
reputation in the West, but only because in Africa it is often done with
crude instruments, without anesthesia, and under unsanitary conditions. When
it is mandated in America it will, of course, be done in a sterile, modern
operating room with anesthesia.) A woman who has had a Clitoridectomy is
permanently cured of Masturbation and other lascivious behavior, but the
Godless bureaucrats in Washington, D.C. have had the audacity to OUTLAW this
operation! One of the main goals of Americans For Purity is to not only
repeal the laws against Clitoridectomy, but to make it mandatory for female
children (who will never miss the part that is removed if it is done early
enough). And surgery isn't just for Females! Many have suggested Castration
or Clitoridectomy for adult Males or Females that are repeat Masturbatory
offenders.
I say:
Here is where I am glad you have decided to remove persoanl details from
your website, Jim, because this comment would inspire me to hunt you down
and kill you. But I do not threaten you. I am merely relating an
observation.
Upon reading this comment, I was left open-mouthed by the sheer ignorance
and extremity of force stated here.
These primitive tribes carry out these MUTILATIONS, and yet you would
condone their use in the war against masturbation? So, if a person cannot
stop themselves from masturbating, you would condone the removal of
something God has made? i am sorry but I cannot discuss this topic anymore.
It makes me physically ill to think of the sheer depravity of mind you must
display to condone these genital mutilations.
But, by the way, a person would not miss their legs if they were cut off at
birth (which clearly qualifies as "early enough"), but that still DOES NOT
make it JUST.

You say:
Chemotherapy: In the last few years, Doctors have begun to use a class of
drugs known as Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors (SSRIs such as Prozac
and Celexa) to combat the Depression that accompanies Chronic Masturbation.
The primary Therapeutic benefit of SSRIs is achieved by enhancing the action
of Serotonergic neurons in the Raphe Nucleus of the midbrain that inhibit
the Orgasm reflex. A patient who takes an SSRI is cured of Masturbation
because he or she finds that it takes an hour of intensive effort to achieve
a disappointingly anti-climactic Orgasm. After the patient gives up on
Masturbating, his or her Depression improves dramatically. Officials are
studying a plan to routinely add SSRIs to soft drinks and school meals.
I say:
Psychological RESEARCH clearly shows that people who present with chronic
masturbation, in their VAST MAJORITY, have UNDERLYING mental issues, such as
Depression and self-confidence issues. Therefore, it is folly for you to
suggest, that by preventing their masturbation, you would cure their
depression. Invariably, this would, in fact, increase their depression to an
almost extreme if not suicidal degree.
How would you describe it as christian to deny ANYONE the "God-given"
pleasures of an orgasm. If God made us the way we are, and an orgasm is not
a thing to be enjoyed, then surely either you or God are mistaken. God could
never be mistaken, and therefore you are mistaken.

So, in conclusion, Jim, I would put it to you, that your 'War On
Masturbation' is a wholly UN-CHRISTIAN affair, and you should defintely seek
guidance from God as to how you should redeem yourself, as some of the
things you have suggested, must surely been seen as sin in the eyes of God.

In closing, I would like to impart to you this piece of knowledge:
I am an Atheist my friend. I reject everything your Religion and your
beliefs stand for. And yet, I have just given you a completely logical, calm
and adequate argument.
Think on it. Not all unbelievers are idiots. A lot of believers, however,
are.

Thank you.

"My response to this would be, do you really intend for us ALL to learn old
Hebrew so that we can understand God's word in it's TRUE form?"

I'm not implying that. I'm saying that there is much things that people who call themselves do, that contradict the Bible. An example would be a Christian who accepted evolution of Creation.

"I say: I masturbate regularly (3-4 times a week)"

Congratulations. Don't shake hands with me.

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Date: 7/16/2005 22:10:57 -0700
From: Jacob Barnes <skies_of_symphonia@sbcglobal.ne*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: hey

Pretty funny site dude.

Thanks!

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Date: 7/17/2005 16:28:07 +1000
From: "Luke Cross" <luke@rmlcm.com>
Reply-to: "Luke Cross" <luke@rmlcm.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Are you for real?

I do not intend to mock or deride you, but I find it hard to take anything you say seriously.

I have just read your page on athiesm, and, I say this in the nicest possible way, it was the biggest load of crap I have ever seen.

God's love is for everyone.  Even people who aren't you.  How can any Christian (besides the Ku Klux Klan) use terms such as WRATHFUL AND HATEFUL NIGGER LOVERS!

That isn't what the bible says at all, and I find myself wondering if perhaps you and I have different bibles.

I am an australian, so I am excluded from your plea of not trying to censor you as an american, but I believe you are entitled to your opinion.  

However, it saddens me to see this on the internet where non-christians can see it, and label all of us with a bad name.  I don't claim to be perfect, but I am striving to be more like Christ, and I have to fight words like this in my struggles daily.

I will continue to read through your site, because I am morbidly curious to see what else you have to say.  If you wish to reply to anything I have said, feel free to do so, as you have a right to defend your words, and I am interested in seeing how you do so.

God Bless

" have just read your page on athiesm"

I don't have one.

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Date: 7/17/2005 16:31:12 +1000
From: "Luke Cross" <luke@rmlcm.com>
Reply-to: "Luke Cross" <luke@rmlcm.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Oh, and another thing

I forgot to say something...

I really have to struggle to not laugh out loud when I see you say things such as...

We use God and Truth since they are things we posses and we prove this by using capital letters.

God is real. We know he is real since we call him God with a capital "G"

So if I then say that the pagans of biblical times worshipped Baal, does that suddenly conjure Baal as a God?  Because look, I jsut used capital letters.  By your reasoning, that makes Baal a real God.

Capital letters are a form of language, not a be all end all of proving the Truth of the Lord.

I really do hope you reply sir, as there are many things we could learn from each other.

God Bless

"really have to struggle to not laugh out loud when I see you say things such as..."

Good. That's the point.

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Date: 7/17/2005 16:47:27 +1000
From: "Luke Cross" <luke@rmlcm.com>
Reply-to: "Luke Cross" <luke@rmlcm.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Argh, it's too painful

Dinosaurs And You!

The Nigger-Loving Evolutionist

That's as far as I can go.  You cant possibly believe you speak with the authority of a learned man of God.  Where in the bible does it say to kill athiests or hate "niggers"?  Where in your site do you extend the Grace and Mercy fo Christ?

My friend, I haven't read what you had to say about mormans, but you sure remind me of them.  I hope that does not offend, because you are my brother in that you have accepted Christ, but you make the mission of Christians so much harder, and I want to understand your view.

You have so much hate in your heart, and I want to know what could possibly cause it.  I won't be reading anymore of oyur site for now.  Your negativity, and hate, is liek a dark canker on my heart and soul.  I feel physically ill.  

God Bless

"say to kill athiests "

Who?

"you had to say about mormans"

What's that?

"Your negativity, and hate, is liek a dark canker on my heart and soul.  I feel physically ill."

Here's an idea. Stop visiting the website if you dislike it!

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Date: 7/17/2005 17:07:12 +1000
From: "Aidan Jago" <sex_drugs_pizza@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Thank You

Well have a look at that.  It seems that you have just managed to convert a once-devoted christian to Atheism.  Guess that makes me a wrathful, hateful nigger lover.  With an IQ of zero.  Oh well.

I've done well over 850 here.

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Date: 7/17/2005 18:55:56 +0000
From: jennaf@att.net
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: you need God's help

Pastor,
how can you say you believe in these things and that they are good? I looked over your pages again and am very disatisfied. I, myself, am a preacher's daughter.My dad teaches me to love one another and to treat each person how I would like to be treated. God loves everyone, even the people who hate him and who are evil. Because God is perfect. What you must see is that it makes God very sad to see what you are doing. You have turned away Christians from God's will by doing this, you make us sound bad and you openly mock anyone who doesn't believe. You just have to love, no matter what the circumstances. I wish you'd answer more then just the insults people throw at you. I wish people would stop WASTING THEIR BREATH ON THREATS AND INSULTS. How in the world is insulting someone supposed to make anyone feel any better? This is not godly behavoir for the Christians. I don't even care if you are not a Christian and you are reading this. There is no exscuse for bad behavior like that. It will not make you feel better about yourself no matter how you try it.
Pastor, has it ever occured to you that there might be other people in the world other then yourself? Anyone who reprimands you or even dissapproves what you do you hate them and tell them they are demon possessed and going to hell. You have no power to damn people to hell. The only person you should be worrying about is your own fate. A Christian does not use ruthless and crazy behavior to his opposers. Show some grace and actual power and act like the adult you say you really are. I'm only 14 and yet I understand God's words, Love your neighbor. Which means EVERYBODY, not only Christians. I care about Athiests and I care about people though they maybe call my belief BS and though they might insult me. So, why a man of your age, can't even controll his own feelings.God still loves you even though you are hateful. I still will try to love you even though you are unforgiving and cruel. I know the people who send e-mails here are sometimes no better. I will pray for those people and I will pray for you, pastor. Because you need God's help.
Sincerely,
Jenna
P.S. Also you might want to take a look at the Ten Commandments because you seem to be breaking alot alot of them. 

"Pastor, has it ever occured to you that there might be other people in the world other then yourself?"

Holy crap you're right!!

"I care about Athiests"

Who?

"P.S. Also you might want to take a look at the Ten Commandments because you seem to be breaking alot alot of them."

Which commandment?

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Date: 7/17/2005 20:23:30 -0700
From: "Emily G" <ecgrbi@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: WWJD

Pastor Jim -

You know there's this passage in the bible about loving your neighbor as
yourself.  If you claim to take the bible as literally as you say, it's
interesting that you seem to ignore this passage.  Even though I never got
the chance to meet Jesus here on earth, I can say from the accounts of him
that he would not be using hate vernacular to describe those outside of his
circle of followers.  In fact he accepted the lowest and despised of the
people to hang out with at times.  Even though later followers openly
condemned those type of people, especially those outside of the Jewish faith
(and later Christianity itself), Jesus never did.

Just because you love someone doesn't mean that you have accept everything
they do or believe.  We are human and make mistakes and stray from God.  But
God loves us even though we have these faults, as long as we strive to
belong, love, follow, worship and have faith in Him.  I know He loves you
too, even though you are turning away His children in disgust and refusing
to lead them to the truth.  Every soul can be saved here on earth.  Even
yours -

In Christ
Emily Gori

"You know there's this passage in the bible about loving your neighbor as
yourself."

I dare you to quote it.

"If you claim to take the bible as literally as you say, it's
interesting that you seem to ignore this passage."

Which one? You haven't told me the exact passage.

"Every soul can be saved here on earth.  Even
yours -"

As for you, you are going to Heaven, right?

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Date: 7/18/2005 01:26:43 +0000
From: jennaf@att.net
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: respect?

Sir,
are you triyng to get me angry. Fine I will respell it, Atheist. Thank you for being the one thousandth person to make fun of my grammar. This is childish behavoir for an adult your age. I do not see how people can respect you for doing this.
Let's see, you swear, i heard you were doing sexual things with people besides your wife, you falsly teach. Of course maybe it wouldn't count as lying because you actually think its right. I'm losing all respect I might have had for you. You are twisting Bible verses around and the kid's section is compeltely corrupted.
Please be more reasonable and  open minded. Maybe you can see more if you don't try to see only what you believe in. Jesus said, Love one another, this is the most important of all my commandments. I think that if you love God and another that is all you need to do. Because if you love God, you will follow his commandments, and when you love one another, you will be loved and respected. You are a good writer. I know if you changed, you could become very popular amoung other Christians. Plus God would be very happy with you. All you need to do is repent and start over. God is so merciful. He loves everyone, even if you say he doesn't.
What I meant about: there are other people in the world is that, if you care about only yourself, you will get nowhere and no one will respect you. There are others beside yourself to think about.
Jenna

"Thank you for being the one thousandth person to make fun of my grammar."

You've been counting?

"This is childish behavoir"

Eh?

"You are twisting Bible verses around and the kid's section is compeltely corrupted. "

Really? Disprove them with the Bible rather than telling me I'm just "wrong".

"Please be more reasonable and  open minded."

Yet the doesn't go for you, apparently.

"if you changed, you could become very popular amoung other Christians."

I'm already world famous hun.

"Plus God would be very happy with you."

Glad to know you know how God thinks. Apparently He always agrees with you. Isn't that amazing how God simultaneously agrees with us both?! Its as if He was just in our....oh nevermind.

"He loves everyone"

Especially those He sends to Hell forever and ever.

"What I meant about: there are other people in the world is that, if you care about only yourself, you will get nowhere and no one will respect you. "

So basically I should appeal to what people want me to say to them to make them feel good inside, rather than siding with what it actually says in the Bible?

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Date: 7/18/2005 14:15:52 +0200
From: "Arthur ." <well_maker@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Questions

Dear Pastor Jim. I have a few questions i would like to ask about Christianity if you don't mind. According to the bible, Adam and Eve where the first two people on earth and they had two son's correct? Then one of the son's killed the other one. I am wondering, where did the rest of the population come from? Did God create more people? Second i would like to ask about your statistics. You display a statistic where it shows the percentage of people in different religions who divorce. Could you please tell me where you obtained this information? My last question concerns eating habits. Should Christians (like the Jews) not eat pig and sea food? The Jewish religion has this from the old testament so its logical to assume it is the same for Christians.

 

Thank you for your time

Arthur Fried

"hen one of the son's killed the other one. I am wondering, where did the rest of the population come from?"

From somewhere.

"Could you please tell me where you obtained this information?"

Sure.

"Should Christians (like the Jews) not eat pig and sea food?"

Yes. No where is it discredited in the New Testament to stop these practices.

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Date: 7/18/2005 10:03:23 EDT
From: Gdglymissmolly2@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)

Wow, you people scare me.  I love horror movies and I have never seen
anything that comes close to the terror I feel when I read your words.  The Exocist
doesn't hold a candle to you.  I'm sorry but I really thought this was a joke
at first.  It scares me to death that anybody on this planet actually believes
this sewage your spewing.

Come near my clitoris honey and you'll die.  And don't bother trying to scare
me with all the "Your going to hell" stuff, because I don't believe in it.  I
happen to believe that most people who masturbate or not are good people.  
But I sure don't believe that about you.  Maybe you should all give masturbation
a try, you may not be so scary and hateful.  Maybe you should try and focus
your energy on something positive.  Like helping the homeless.  There are many
things that your time would be better spent on.  Although I wouldn't let any
of you nuts near anybody in my family.  At the very least you should try and
give up the caffine.

Like I said, dont bother sending me any of your hate mail, isn't it sad that
I have to say that to a supposed group of christians?  I am not christian, so
don't bother telling me I am going to hell.  

Doesn't it say in the Bible that God made us in his image?  So are you saying
he made us in his image, including all the parts that make sex feel good, but
we're not alowed to use them?  If God made us in his image........  then he
must be going to hell too.

"Wow, you people scare me."

It's actually just me.

"It scares me to death that anybody on this planet actually believes
this sewage your spewing."

You believe it silly.

"Come near my clitoris honey and you'll die."

I'm straight. Sorry dear.
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Date: 7/18/2005 11:30:41 -0400
From: "bobby jones" <paavo20@hotmail.co*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Wow

Hey Jim-bo...just between you and I, I think you have a great thing going with your site! Surely I cannot be the only one out there that gets the joke. All of the hypertense, reactionary christians who burst blood vessels reading your retorts must be just as stupid as you say. I mean, all you have to do is critique their grammar and spelling, use the word "fag" or "dyke" one in a while, call people out on their nationality, and BAM! you're (note the spelling) making $25.00 a pop on your t-shirts!! The beautiful part is, the christian "morans" who actually believe your site is real will buy the shirts, thinking that you must be giving all proceeds back to the church, while the pagans who hate you don't care!(wink, wink) Your site is a magnificent marketing tool, and I commend you for it, brother. 

p.s. Nice work on calling that girl a fat, ugly bitch. God couldn't POSSIBLY love someone so FAT.

Heh, the funniest thing is the people who hate the site the most do the best job advertising it. They run around telling people not to go to my site and everyone comes! Yay!!

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Date: 7/18/2005 17:56:43 -0600
From: "Blurry Moon" <blurry_moon_226@hotmail.co*>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Sad

Dear Webhost,

I truly enjoyed your site, it gave me a good chuckle but the part on homosexuality brought back a lot of pain.

You see, I'm a lesbian but I was ( And still am, mind you ) very ashamed of it. In fact it made me very suicidal and upset for a long period of time. To tell the truth I still have the scars, both emotional and physical to prove my self hate.

I would like you to know that the part on your site that deals with homosexuality brought back those feelings of hate and sorrow. I know that it was to show how the "Christian religion views it, blah blah blah" and I respect that but I would just like you to know that it does offend people.

Your Truly,

Mallory

P.S - By the way, I loved your site, regardless!

Thank you!

^,..^

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Date: 7/18/2005 21:35:13 -0500
From: Mary Lawler <true.christians.win@gmail.com>
Reply-to: Mary Lawler <true.christians.win@gmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

Dear Pastor Jim,
   I would like to thank you for this site.  It sure is helping my
family and I lead a perfect, Christian life.  I don't know if I could
be as happy as I am now without it.  But, now I am in a bit of a
problem.
   Three of my children follow every word of the Lord, but one
refuses.  My fourteen-year-old daughter is trying to pollute all of
our minds were her atheist nonsense.  She likes to be around niggers
and even kisses them.  Worse than that, I caught her in the middle of
a sexual act with another girl, a nigger girl.  And she has cut off
all of her hair and looks like a man now.  She refuses to stay in her
room during her monthly sickness and proudly marches around letting
everyone know.  I even found out that she got pregnant and decided to
have an abortion.  She covers her body in piercings which make her
look like a whore.  She doesn't listen to a word her father says to
her.  I'm ashamed of her.
   Now, I've tried showing her you site.  I've tried having her hear
the word of the Bible.  She will not have any of it.  Should I punish
her for this or be an awful mother and let her go on with her filthy
ways?  If I do punish her, what do you think I should do?
   I desparately need your help.

   Sincerely,
   
   Mary Lawler 

Do what many Christians do, kick your kid out onto the street. If she isn't in Jesus' family, she shouldn't be in yours.

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Date: 7/18/2005 23:19:16 -0700
From: ophelia blackwood <god_called_in_sick_today07@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

dear pastor jim,
        im not sure if your site if real or not... but i think that it is a horrible site. i dont want to push my ideas on you for i know that anything i say is probably useless for you are too far gone to be saved. you hate too much and that is a sin. you will go to hell. and i am sure of that my friend.
please write back
                                                    cordually,
                                                          saxon.

Bye!

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Date: 7/19/2005 01:38:04 -0600
From: "Bill Shepherd" <shep4@cablerocket.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A

im going to find were you live and im going to kill you. you fucking jesus lover. there is no jesus or dumb ass god this is reality. your so fucking stupid. do you know what your saying in this site its so fucking stupid. when i kill you youl find out there is no god.

"im going to find were you live and im going to kill you."

Sounds interesting. Here is my address:

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

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Date: 7/19/2005 08:17:04 -0700
From: john tracy <johnmtracy@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Multi-millionaire pastor Rick Warren

Pastor Jim,

  I saw on your homepage the picture you have of pastor Rick Warren
and then below it you have the Bible verses about rich people and the
Kingdom of God:

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Matthew 19: 23-24

   Then Jesus said to his disciples, "I tell you the truth, it is hard
for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is
easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich
man to enter the kingdom of God."

---

  It seems strange that you would show a picture of a rich pastor and
then have Jesus' statement that it's harder for a rich man to go to
heaven than for a camel to go through the eye of a needle right below
it. What church is Rick Warren pastor of?

http://www.saddleback.com

It's gonna change every update or so between these multi-millionaire pastors. I'm pointing out something really serious. It has to do with false doctrines of Christianity. You see, these people are really atheists who pretend to be Christian to make money off of them.

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Date: 7/19/2005 11:02:15 -0700
From: Peter Reynolds <drptrreynolds@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: your site

Jim Nicholls

When was the last time you read the Bible, seriously?
I am a born again Christian so don't call me an
atheist. You need to re-evaluate your life and your
site. God loves everyone and does not want us to hate
anyone or to kill pagans and atheists. What religious
crudentials do you even have? Do you believe that
Christ died for your sins and forgave all your sins?
I want you to go to heaven and I believe that you will
it you clean up your life.  Repent and be saved.  "Not
by works of righteousness which we have done, but
according to his mercy he saved us." Titus 3:5

You are bordering on the most idiotic person I have
met in my life. And I've been around for 65 years, and
seen my share of individuals with IQ's equal to that
of dogs. "Blessed are those who wash their robes (and
I'm sure you don't have any robes), that they may have
the right to the tree of life and may go through the
gates into the city. Outside are the DOGS.... AND
PRACTICE FALSEHOODS" -Revelation 22:14-15

I do not want to go through all my theological
reasoning with you.  Just pray for your life.  I will
pray for you.

Dr. Peter Reynolds

"When was the last time you read the Bible, seriously?"

About 30 minutes ago.

"You are bordering on the most idiotic person I have
met in my life. And I've been around for 65 years, and
seen my share of individuals with IQ's equal to that
of dogs."

Really? I'm that stupid? Then why is it that me, and all of my fans are laughing at you?

"Dr. Peter Reynolds"

Which accredited college did you get your doctoral degree? You know all accredited colleges demand that you accept evolution as fact which is a clear contradiction to the Bible. Either you are a liar or an atheist.

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Date: 7/19/2005 14:06:18 -0700
From: "Victoria H." <victhoga2002@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: **Questions about your faith**

1.    Do you believe Jesus died on the cross and rose from the dead on the third day?
2.    Are you baptized according to Acts chaper 2, verse 38?
3.    Do you have the "Holy Ghost?"
4.    Do the women at your church, wear pants? Make-up? Jewlery?
5.    Does your church allow interacial dating?
6.    Are your members allowed to attend public schools?
7.    Are the women allowed to work and have a say over they're own lives?
8.    Does your faith believe in Birth Control?
9.    When will the the world come to an end? (Sinful Rule)
10.  What do you mean when saying "God's hatred is holy and pure?"  When he commands us "Thou shalt love though neigbhor as  thou self."?
11.  How do you feel about other ethnic races?
12.  Why does God allow bad things to happen to good people? (Example, why did he allow slavery to go on for so long? why did he allow 6 million jews to die during the holocost?)


Thank you kindly.

"Do you believe Jesus died on the cross and rose from the dead on the third day?"

Yes.

"Are you baptized according to Acts chaper 2, verse 38?"

Of course.

"Do you have the "Holy Ghost?""

I serve it.

"Do the women at your church, wear pants? Make-up? Jewlery?"

They wear head scarves, dresses, and conservative amounts of make-up or none at all.

"Does your church allow interacial dating?"

Doesn't concern me.

"Are your members allowed to attend public schools?"

It is recommended they home school since of all the Liberal propaganda in schools.

"Are the women allowed to work and have a say over they're own lives?"

Women should be housewives. Anything else will seduce them to lesbianism.

"Does your faith believe in Birth Control?"

No. That is a sin.

"When will the the world come to an end? (Sinful Rule)"

Soon.

"What do you mean when saying "God's hatred is holy and pure?""

Many might judge God and His laws as Evil. We say whatever God does is Holy.

"How do you feel about other ethnic races?"

They make great gardeners.

"Why does God allow bad things to happen to good people?"

Since He thinks its funny.

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Date: 7/19/2005 15:38:19 -0700
From: Mack <mkpowers@gmail.com>
Reply-to: Mack <mkpowers@gmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: .

Just a question..Can all you do is mock people because they spell
"Atheism" wrong?

Yes. It's hilarious.

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Date: 7/19/2005 22:10:03 EDT
From: JessieLain14@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)

I showed my pastor your website and he said that you are a fake and you also
dont know what your talking about.  He also said that you take things out of
porportion.  People like you are the ones going to hell!

Hehehe!

^,..^
 

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Date: 7/19/2005 20:08:22 -0700
From: Fibber McGee <youdonthavetobecrazybutithelps@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: If it scared Mark Twain, it is far too scary for me.

I found the Bible to be a very difficult read. All of those hard to pronounce names and archaic pronouns just drove me crazy. When I had to start looking up words like "emerod" I gave up. Having spent many long nights in hotels, I would sometimes pull out the trusty Gideon and give it a go. However, I just couldn't get into it like with a really good novel or a book of essays by Gore Vidal. I know the basic story line but I'm certainly not an expert like yourself. Could you please answer a serious question for me? Did everyone who died before Jesus came to earth go to hell? Can you also explain why or why not?                  

No, not all went to Hell. Before Jesus people had to atone for their sins with animal sacrifices.

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ate: 7/19/2005 21:56:33 -0600
From: "bobby bobby" <freestuff1237@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

I love your hate page, I love you white devils, go back to Europe you blond hair blue eyes cocksucker, I'm Italian and I love seeing you crackers melt, isn't their a metalica concert you could go to. shut the fuck up the sun had fucked your brain up, don't forget to wear a sunscreen so you don't get skin cancer you fucking albino. you rednecks fuck your sisters tomuch.
 
 
 
italy power

?

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Date: 7/20/2005 15:31:18 +0000
From: "Jordan Lark" <disengage_0@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: your site

You guys are fucking insane. seek mental health. have you ever thought of
your religion as a massive cult?

All religions are cults.

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Date: 7/20/2005 18:05:14 -0700
From: "Emily G" <ecgrbi@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: P.S. All headers Pastor Jim

I wrote to you a couple of days ago, but a bible verse popped into my head.  
I thought I might share it with you - so that every time you're writing the
following:

Reality: Pagans are all bigots and God haters. They all worship Satan and
preach anti-family values. These anti-family values would involve EVEN
LOVING FAGS!! Loving a "family" member like that is wrong. Family is about
purity so excommunication is the only true form of love

You should be thinking of Mathew 7:1-5 of KJV.  That's if you really do want
to take the bible literally.  Because Christ did say that whatever is held
bound here on earth will be held bound in heaven (I can't think of the exact
verse number off the top of my head).  I would hate to think what people are
holding bound against you -

Yours In Christ
Emily C. Gori

Matthew 7:1-5 

    1"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.

    3"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.

Homosexuality is an ongoing sin. As long as someone is a homosexual, they continuously are a sinner who doesn't seek repentance. The verse you mentioned doesn't contradict anything I said.

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Date: 7/20/2005 20:53:04 -0700
From: Kristopher Bohon <infernal_moloch@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: This is not censorship

I have two things. One is a question and the other is to point out something. In your Kidz section you said that when the stone hits Goliath that it defys physics. Now i'd have to disagree with that. Throwing a stone and your head already hurts enough, apply it to a sling and it could very well kill a man. Besides, slings have been used as weapons and people kill other people with them. Now my question is... some guy said that this was a parody site, now is that true? If you could respond that'd be helpful. thanks

What did I say wrong again?

...And why would you think this is a parody site? It is as real as God.

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Date: 7/21/2005 01:11:20 -0500
From: "jennifer hager" <dumbrunette464@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: your crazy

you are so crazy! god would be loving and forgiving and kind. you seem to
judge everyone but yourself.
god says to love thy neighbor. you obviosely dont. your going to hell.

"god says to love thy neighbor."

I dare you to name the verse.

"you obviosely dont."

Did your English teacher fail you?

"your going to hell."

No, you're going to Hell.

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Date: 7/21/2005 12:58:27 EDT
From: Bootcher7@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Creation

1 you give Christians a bad name when you start using the n word on the  
Internet, all men are created equal

2 The Earth IS round, it is a sphere and I have never seen anywhere in the  
Bible where it said that the Earth is flat, in fact in the book of Isaiah it  
states "it is he that sitteth upon the circle of the Earth"

The Earth is not flat period.

Don't be so hard on Liberals, God loves them too, we have all sinned and  
have fallen short of the glory of God. Using curses is wrong especially when  
they put down God's creation. If God wanted someone to be white he would color  
them white, if black then he would color them black. I want to use your site as
a source for my creation pictures, I can't use you if you are going to be so
full of the hate that comes from the Devil.

He who hates his brother is a murderer

Jesus was a Jew, but he loved the Samaritans as well even though they were  
hated by the Jews because of race.

"Love the LORD thy God with all thy heart and all thy soul and with all thy  
might"
"Love thy neighbor as thyself"

"1 you give Christians a bad name when you start using the n word on the  
Internet, all men are created equal"

Who said that one? God or Thomas Jefferson?

"2 The Earth IS round, it is a sphere and I have never seen anywhere in the  
Bible where it said that the Earth is flat, in fact in the book of Isaiah it  
states "it is he that sitteth upon the circle of the Earth" "

A circle is a 2D object. It is flat. Try again.

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Date: 7/21/2005 13:05:16 EDT
From: Bootcher7@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: STOP

Stop making fun of God. You are not a Christian web site, quit pretending  to
be. I don't know why you hate God so much, but this is not the way to solve  
your problems. God bless you

It's impossible for me to hate God. I'm just making fun of you.

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Date: 7/21/2005 10:30:43 -0700
From: Joel Estes <jecom76@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: completely non hostile question

Hello

I notice alot of racist remarks on your site mostly against black people and I was wondering, where in the bible does it say that black people are evil? also you mention on your site a couple time that SUVs emit fumes that help the environment. I'm sure it doesn't say anything about SUVs in the bible so where do u get that information?

Hope to hear your res response soon
Randal

It's all Christian Logic. It's the same reason why people vote Republican.

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Date: 7/21/2005 10:53:13 -0700
From: Will Walker <kingace77@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: More Hate Mail(minus the swears and all the badly bad things)

As an agnostic I find your page slightly insulting, moslty due to the fact that you state that I AM a begining soldier of god, and I find that rather insulting due to the fact that I could care less about god or when I die. Agnostiscim(or whatever) is saying that you believe that something spiritual created the world but wont say what it is.


Also about the picture, I couldn't help but notice that you placed a black person as the pegan, a tanned person at agnostic and a white person as a christian! Are you racist? If you do not believe me here is the picture:



Also, about your vegitarians are pussies!


What about the 10 commandments? "thou shalt not kill!" What now hm? It states that you shouldn't kill.

You eat a carrot. You had to pick that carrot out of the ground to eat it. You murderer!!

Yes, you are a perfect example why Christianity needs agnostics. You make atheists look like idiots.

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Date: 7/21/2005 13:44:38 -0700
From: "Bethany" <ophelia_immortal@cox.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Oh Dear

Okay. I wasn't really sure how to take this site for the first 2 minutes I
was on it. After that, however, it became apparent that this is either one
FUCK of a goof, or you're REALLY deluded. I have settled on it being a goof,
because I just can't believe that the Kidz page was anywhere NEAR serious,
let alone the rest of it. I commend your fine grasp on the art of religious
sarcasm. Well done! Well done, indeed!





Regards,

Bethany Walker  

It's a single mother! RUN!

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Date: 7/22/2005 01:19:31 -0700
From: hhzgab revo <hhzgab@gmail.com>
Reply-to: hhzgab revo <hhzgab@gmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: people who read the bible but don't think...

I recently came across your site as I was building a timeline to help sort
out the Karl Rove fiasco. Unfortunately I felt a compulsion to let you know
a few things.

You aren't a Christian, there has never been a proper Christian, and your
declaring Karl Rove an emporer of whatever is simply stupid.

The bible you read was adapted over the ages and, due largely to a fire, is
an unfinished translation of the Aramaic texts. As I'm sure you are aware
Christ spoke Aramaic and many historians regard the KJV of the Holy Bible to
be rather less than clean. Be that as it may, this is a tangent I'll leave
up to you to follow up on as I am short on time with much to do. But I do
have one more thing to point out.

The prophecies of the bible indicate that the church itself will have become
part of the beast you were supposed to be fighting, that men would come in
the name of your god and do great harm in its name. Does it not occur to you
that people like Karl Rove commit acts that a holy god would find
distasteful? Does it occur to you that in the end it is those who become
enraged by the unjust behavior of the ruling class? Has is it ever entered
your mind that if a Christ were to return, that he would probably return as
the bottom rung of a ladder because that's where struggle has brought the
strongest bonds of love?

I often thought that because I believed in no god that I would be punished,
although not a big deal I do take some pride in knowing people like you
would be judged far harsher than I for being heretics.

Anyhow, I've wasted enough time on you.

You seem aware of what's going on. Why aren't you aware of what I'm doing though you dork!

*Bonks your head with an inflatable mallet*
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