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Psalm 94:16 Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me. ---- Psalm 109:9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow. --- Hebrews 12:4 Ye have not yet resisted unto blood, striving against sin. --- John 1:18 No man hath seen God at any time, the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him. --- John 3:3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. --- Genesis 32:30 And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. --- John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ---

Note: All E-Mails are 100% Authentic, so send one in and I will respond within a day or two!

Date: 7/10/2005 23:06:02 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Dead, Gay And Dropped

shannon hoon,you're dead,kurt cobain,you're dead,jerry
garcia,you're dead
elton john,you're gay,joe bonni,you're gay,jm j
bullock,you're gay
bolt thrower,you're dropped,suffocation,you're
dropped,napalm death,you're
dropped

you're deader than sharon tate and her baby,you've
swallowed more cum than
rod stewart,you've sold less records than old lady
drivers,you're dead,you're
gay,you're dropped

pedro zamora,you're dead,freddie mercury,you're
dead,mr. jessup,you're dead
michael stipe,you're gay,quentin crisp,you're gay,fred
schneider,you're gay
sacred reich,you're dropped,cathedral,you're
dropped,immolation,you're
dropped

you're deader than rock hudson and liberace,you've
swallowed more cum than
truman capote,you've sold less records than candiru
and dead world,you're
dead,you're gay,you're dropped.

Date: 7/10/2005 23:08:22 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck

Every mormon kid commits suicide because their god
sucks and so do their parents. Its really really true.
I swear it.

Date: 7/10/2005 23:12:37 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog

My neibor is Catholic. He has a dog. I got in my car
and squashed that sick mothers dog. That will teach
those catholic fagwads.

Date: 7/10/2005 23:15:31 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: I lit your baby on fire

Date: 7/11/2005 01:09:40 GMT
From: "amartin.1@netzero.com" <amartin.1@netzero.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: computers

Don't get me wrong- I'm not trying to offend your ways and beliefs that you have, but if you guys think science is evil, what about computers and the internet and websites? You never really mentioned that those are evil, but I definitely think that computers are the reult of advanced science. Am I missing something?

Science isn't a technology. It is observing and learning from nature. Using the same logic I could say pencils are science. You are an idiot.

Date: 7/11/2005 02:47:51 +0000
From: sgore@speakeasy.net
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Hahahaha...

I found a hillarious site.. I can see this coming in as an e-mail

http://www.thereisnogod.blogspot.com

Apart from that, i'm making my own site. I just started on it today, but I expect it to be growing much more. I've got a guy with a list of biblical contradictions that i'm going to add for him.

Http://www.truthagainstgod.blogspot.com

Blogger server is temporary.

Date: 7/11/2005 06:17:32 +0100
From: john doe <hackcrackburn@yahoo.co.uk>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

hello idiot,
you must be as stupid and ignorant as George Bush is,
i am very pissed off about everything on this site
especially about the subject rape, i was raped when i
was a boy, if you think that its ok to rape woman then
its only logical to think that it was right that i got
raped, (a note to all the woman that have personal
experience with this don't let this sick asshole get
to you)
You do not have an IQ of 146 or what ever because your
theory's on Evolution are completely unfounded, you
clearly have not read any books on the subject, i have
read many, i surgest you read The Origin Of Species by
Charles Darwin before you make any more comments on
Evolution.. twat.
It is most unfortunate for you that i should have come
across this site, i will give you a chance to shut it
down within thirty days or i will, you don't think i'm
serous ok how about this i am a bored sixteen year old
schizophrenic computer hacker with an IQ of 130 (the
same as Albert Einstein), even if i don't find an
exploit in the software your using i have hundreds of
hacker friends to lead a coordinated attack on your
servers, what does that mean that means that i can
fuck you and your racist, anti-homosexual, anti-woman,
anti-life ignorant bullshit off the Internet anytime i
fucking want ,
and if you try to make another website with this shit
on i know a homosexual psychopath i met in a mental
institution who will want to meet you. Goodbye you
sick asshole.
P.S in case you think i'm some fat computer nerd i
have attached a picture of me(you will see that i
could cave your fucking head in, that is where i
contain my anger at people like you bodybuilding)

"You do not have an IQ of 146 or what ever because your
theory's on Evolution are completely unfounded"

I claimed once my IQ was 134 since that's what I got from a lousy online test -- so I bet the accurate score is perhaps lower. I really disagree with IQ tests and think the entire system is frankly bunk.

"i surgest you read The Origin Of Species by
Charles Darwin before you make any more comments on
Evolution.. twat."

"P.S in case you think i'm some fat computer nerd i
have attached a picture of me(you will see that i
could cave your fucking head in, that is where i
contain my anger at people like you bodybuilding)"

Date: 7/11/2005 00:24:36 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Hitler was a sensitive man

HE WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER
HE WANTED TO BE A PAINTER
HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN
HE WAS ALSO A NON SMOKER
HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT OVERPOPULATION
IF HITLER WAS ALIVE TODAY
HE'D LISTENED TO THE CURE, THE SMITHS, AND DEPECHE
MODE

Date: 7/11/2005 00:28:58 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach

I THOUGHT YOU WHERE A FAT CHICK
THEN I REALIZED YOU WHERE PREGNANT
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOUR BABY DIED
SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH

Haha stupid mormons. They have 20 wives and a zillion
kids. Only Satanist have kids.

Date: 7/11/2005 00:31:12 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die

Thats what priests say to the parents of the alter
boys after they molest them. Because they are
pedophiles.
To hell with these Satanic hippies.

Date: 7/11/2005 00:36:30 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury

Its true that singer from Queen was gay. Thats right.
He had HIV. Dumb cunt. Now hes dead from his
Commie/Satanic ways.

Date: 7/11/2005 00:40:48 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)

IF KENNY G. HAD A MOHAVK, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK.
IF YANNI HAD DUMB TATTOOS, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK.
IF GARTH BROOKS PIERCED HIS NOSE, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK.
IF LIBERACE SOUNDED LIKE THE CLASH, HE WOULDN'T BE
PUNK.

HIPPIES ALL OF THEM!

Date: 7/11/2005 00:42:16 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Into The Oven

FIRST YOU LIVED ON A FARM.
THEN YOU GOT YOUR HEAD CUT OFF.
THEN I BOUGHT YOU IN A GROCERY STORE.
PRETTY SOON, YOU'LL BE ON MY PLATE.

Stupid cows. This ones for PETA.

Date: 7/11/2005 02:07:24 -0700
From: John Baker <rtmgwt@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: torturing obscenity vendors

In one part of your site I noted that you referred to Texas police torturing people who worked in a shop that sold obscene items. This was the only part of your site that made me suspect you are insincere. I cannot imagine such a good Christian condoning the wanton infliction of injury or pain. Perhaps you were only telling about the torture and not condoning it. "Vengeance is mine," sayeth the Lord. Do you think that torture in the name of Christian values is a good thing?

Date: 7/11/2005 02:21:43 -0700
From: John Baker <rtmgwt@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Am I using the wrong alphabet?

In your list of "follows of Satan" which you say is in alphabetical order you list Atheists before Agnostics. I always learned that g comes before t. Have I been taught an heretical alphabet? What is the true alphabet that Our Lord commands we should use so that we don't become follows of Satan? What about the numbers? Is it okay to use Arabic numbers or should I go back to Roman numerals? And since zero is an Arabic concept, should I not use it? Thanks for your help.

Date: 7/11/2005 14:54:43 +0000
From: "fghhg hhh" <aussie137@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Please explain???

Dear Pastor Jim,

Your site claims to be a holy christian site. But you obviously have alot to
learn about what it is to be a christian. Christians do not tell people that
they are going to hell, Christians do not abuse or criticise people of other
religions or beliefs and most importantly Christianity is based upon love
for God and humans. Your site discriminates against many people, take goths
for example. Do not assume that a Goth goes to hell. A Gothic person is not
what necesarily what you claim them to be. Many of my friends are gothics.
They are the kindest, friendliest people who stand up for each other and
love each other. They are NOT evil peiople who use baby blood to perform
rituals. I mean "WHAT THE...". You also respond to many peoples emails in a
violent matter. For example you told a man with a gay son to " get a bigger
shotgun". I hope you realise that thalt shall not murder murder is one of
the ten comandments and homosexuality isnt. Maybe God is trying to tell you
something. You also claimed that God is about wrath. If that is true then
how does God differ from the devil. Your making God out to be evil,
discriminatory and hatefull. God loves all humans. No matter who they are,
what they wear or what sex they sleep with. You need to actually talk to God
in your prayers and listen to the kind words of wisdom he tells you.

Please reply to this email with more words than "you are wrong". all that
tells me is that you have no way to prove your right so you just deny it
like a child. Give me factual evidence that i am wrong and i will gladly
admit to being wrong.

Im praying for you.

Mr X

P.s. I am a gay Gothic, god loves me and i love him.

Date: 7/11/2005 11:31:09 -0400
From: "chrisfndrake drake" <chrisfndrake@hotmail.co*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: haha

I came across your website and I must say.. it's the most funniest load of
shit EVER!!! I just hope it's a joke... it promotes hate, racism, violance,
and what not. People say Atheists are evil, but what crimes have we made in
history? More people has died in the game of your good lord then any other
reason out there. now i'm open minded and respect all religions but you are
a extremists and all extremists are scum. And i also want to state in the
good book it says its ok to kill your son if he dosn't obay. Now you saying
that we all should kill our kids if they don't obay? you take your god to
far and you are no better then the terrorists who attacked us on 9/11. just
not the same god.

Date: 7/11/2005 09:59:17 -0700
From: Chris Beesinger <christsassassin@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: I must say

I sent my previpus e-mail a little preemptively. I
had written it prior to reading the rest of your site.
Now having read the rest of it, especially your kids
section, I must say this is one the funniest sites i
have crossed paths with in a long time. Please
continue your hilarious site. Afterall there is
nothing worse than a hypocritical christian. Although
my thoughts shared in the last e-mail are how i feel
about the empire of christianity, i do not think we
would cross paths in the war. You seem to be on the
same level of thought I share. Nothing is more
idiotic than the words of the bible, but to clear
things up, Jesus was a great man. He liked wine, was
nice to the homeless, was friendly with the
prostitutes, and also prayed in front of the burning
bush. Oh, the ancient praying styles of the solomites,
and this burning bush was from my research a burning
bush of cannibus. Yes, jesus was a pothead, as it was
used in rituals to talk to God.

                                      Smoke Weed

                                  Christ's Assassin

My favorite verse from Jesus is Matthew 19:23-25. Guess what would happen to the Republican Party if Christians know about that one?

Date: 7/11/2005 15:37:06 -0700
From: Zoen Heimbach <zgwninja@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Concern about website....

I was reading your website, and came across this...

"Myth: Masturbation is not immoral.
Reality: Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan wasn't Masturbating, but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason."

I would like you to re-read the passages pertaining to Onan, because I believe you will reconsider this opinion. In this passage it is clear that Onan is struck down for disobeying God's command, not spilling his seed, as it was a man's duty to to marry and bare children with his deceased brothers widowed wife, which God commanded of Onan, and Onan disobeyed (through the act of spilling his seed on the ground). Although God may be angered with the spilling of seed on the ground, this passage does not say that specifically or indirectly, but is just a lesson on following the commands that God bestows upon us.

The reason I bring this up is that manipulations (purposeful or accidental) of Bible passages to fit an argument only diminish the true seekers belief in the credibility of God's word and God's representatives (Christians). It is hard for the unbelieving to have faith that they are not being misled about everything when they eventually discover they are being misled about something.

Thank you and God Bless...

Date: 7/11/2005 19:34:55 EDT
From: Bdddshaney@wmconnect.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: pastor jim?

I discovered your site through a friend of mine and was reading through it
and I decided to look at the "kidz page" after reading through all of the
stories I can't see how you can call yourselves a Christian organization. I believe
you are not truly Christian and are just trying to make Christian look
stupid, if you are I am not going to try to scare you into stopping because I know
that wont work, but I ask that if these are just an attempt to mock one belief
system to support your own and your own agenda, please at least state that
somewhere on the page. I also would like to tell you that not all Christians are
pompous, arrogant, close minded idiots. I would also like to say that if this
page is not a hoax in attempts to bash one religion and that you are infect
Christians please look at your kids page and change it. But given the kind of
site you run i assume you will simply disregard my email and continue to try to
make fools out of Christians, but i will also say this, even though there is
probably nothing i can do to change your site, or even get you to acknowledge
me, just know there will always be Christians, no matter how much you mock us,
or try to tear us apart we will be here, thank you for your time and please at
least consider my e-mail

Sincerely, Daniel

"but I ask that if these are just an attempt to mock one belief
system to support your own and your own agenda, please at least state that
somewhere on the page"

"I also would like to tell you that not all Christians are
pompous, arrogant, close minded idiots."

Date: 7/11/2005 16:59:13 -0700
From: Dev illa4nia <illosoph@gmail.com>
Reply-to: Dev illa4nia <illosoph@gmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: hey jesus wannabe a job offer for ya

hey dude sup? how ya doin i assume you didnt recieve my last mail ?
or you did but too coward to show em that mail hehe
im not gonna call u retard , mother fucker , son of a bitch , etc
bcuz i dont wanna insult them they have honor at least
anywayz i m offering you to work in an anti-depressing company :D hahaha
i will be the manager and u will be clown* ehh i mean the funnyguy outthere
or should i say ridiculous guy haha
btw you are you gay? bcuz you hate gays .hidden instincts i get it
play the hater so ppl woont think that u r a gay :D hehe nice trick
dude but works on low-life humans like you
btw Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any
worse advice...
:D

''Hello Narrow-Minded dude how is the ''decieving poor minds'' job
going? ;) hope its going good
because after seeing those people who are decieved by you

I feel kinda good and say '' Damn im too clever'' about all that
raping,swearing,fighintg with satan thingies
you made up a world , you lied to thyself and even you believed that
lie of yours :)
you say woman will go to hell if she doesnt marry the rapist sob :)
1st there is no such thing called hell :)
2nd i was born as a christian and know what is christianty sent us for
:) it is not sent you for stupidy christianity must have good members
to spread it if you show this to a mature+smart unchristian woman she
will probably say ''say hell hello to your crooked christ and tell him
to get away from me''
well dude i really wanted to see that email on crooked page of yours :)

there are no religions on earth there is only 1 religion on world
(actually all of them are human needs ) lol

all the religions are sent for only one PURPOSE worshipping the god
allah jah whatever
the holy books are sent you (notme) to learn how to live what to obey

well my ignorant anxious friend
that books are PUBLISHED and written by cleverhumans who wants to suck
ppl dry like you
and even if they are(were) real they are changed several times none of
them is original koran bible vice versa and toooo old to rule in 21st
century lol
a book ,written in 20s a.d teaches me what to do in 21st centry LOL i
cant explain how iam laughin right now haha

well whosoever reads that email search for the truth and dont be
afraid of hell thingy cuz no1 went there and came back
:) so no1 has evidence about this
trust me you dont need a crooked book to be good just be a human(ist)
that is enough well i bet you are not gonna show em this email because
it includes the truth :)''

hmmz last but not least you must be a jew/muslim or anyone who tries
to make ppl think christianity is shit i bet

show em this if you got the GUTS

Date: 7/11/2005 21:45:31 -0400
From: "Ryan Browning" <rsb5000@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: If you really care!

Dear Jim,

I am currently an Agnostic. I am having trubles with my faith. if you really want to help me, then please answer my questions.

1. Homosexuality. Seems to be the big buzz these days. The christians are aginst it like crazy! But you know what I found out? It's no worse then any other sin. Don't even bother thowing verses at me. Your just going to throw stuff at me that says it's sinful, I know that... but what I'm saying is that it's no worse then any other. oh, and don't bother throwing that "If your a homo you wont be accepting into the kingdom of heaven" verse either. Cause its listed in there witha whole bunch of other stuff. Also, out of all the sins in the Bible, Homosexuality is one of the fewst mentions sins of all.

2. Buddy, hate to brake it to you, the world isn't flat. It's called a figure of speach. Are you saying God could not have done those things if the world had not been flat? Are you saying God has limited power? *gasp*! You know, actully think things through first. it helps.

3. A quote from your FAQ page...

What does the Bible say about abortion? How do we know the God is against abortion?

It's in the Bible.

Your expect to teach people without giving an answer? whats the point of even putting it in the FAQ? oh, wait, thats because you have no idea what your talking about.

4. Doesn't the bible say Hate the sin, not the sinner? Or something like that, you get the idea. So Why do you have so much hate for people? If your going to call me a Liberal because I want the best for everyone, then so be it. If your going to call me a bad person because I want fair rights for ALL people, including gays, then so be it.

You know, I hope you put this on your sight. Because I want to see your halarious arguments aginst this stuff. so please, by all means, post away. oh, and sorry for all the typos.

Date: 7/11/2005 21:06:19 -0600
From: Jamo Smith <jamosmith@gmail.com>
Reply-to: Jamo Smith <jamosmith@gmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Shirts

Hey Chief, you should sell some true christian T-Shirts featuring some
insightful versus on the back! Using strong ones that speak for themselves
and really make an impression.

--
Jamo Smith

Good idea. I'll look into that. I'm currently working on 4-5 new T-Shirt designs.

Date: 7/11/2005 21:00:50 -0700
From: "a a" <france_cest_le_vrai_pays@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Thank You

Chere l'homme qui est fou,

Alors, tu, tu ne sais rien parce que tu voit soulement ton petit monde que
tu pense c'est le vrai monde. Mon dieu monsieur! Tu ne sais rien...
vraiment! Le science sera pour tout l'existance de le monde, mais le
religion aussi. Religion peut etre belle si tu crois et sais le vrai
information avec ca et si tu sais ton histoire et pas ton fou logique que tu
utilise avec des arguments dans ton site de web, peut etre tu pourras de
credit. Mais, encore, tu ne sais rien. Mon ami, va a l'ecole, oui,
l'ecole, pas college ou universite, et trouves quelque chose donner dans ta
tete. Putain de le monde. Tu es bete et embetant. Tu et ton site de web,
va te faire foutre. Mange ton merde at trouve d'intellegence. Je te modis!

Alors, tout le monde, si vous comprenez francais vous donneriez un peu de
plaisanterie en bas!

If you know French you will understand; however, you probably don't, thus i
believe that you will skip over some wonderful comments about your beautiful
web site. I think that it's magnificent that you truly comprehend your
existance as a callow human being. I believe that you should follow your
ideology that is impecunious in its truth and continue with your holy quest
to extirpate the minds of our nations youth. For you sir are a doltish and
indisposed warrior who shall be known for his true escapades of deplorable
neurosis. Thank you very much.

Truly,

The Staff of Max's Conservative Goods

Date: 7/11/2005 22:03:21 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: I Hope You Get Deported

first you fucked a nigger you ugly fucking whore
ran out of men in canada and came here for more
you could shower all your life and you'd never get
clean
because you fucked someone that wore afro-sheen

you've got no life and you talk to your pets
i hate you so much i wan't to call the i.n.s.
you work at a snack bar and your father pays your rent
over the border's where i hope you get sent

This is to the ilegal people.
Stupid mexicans. I hope the Germans get deported. They
just drink...and eat their hotdogs.

Date: 7/11/2005 22:07:18 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: You're A Fucking Cunt

DUMB LESBIANS!

you're fucking annoying and
your girlfriend's an idiot and you're a fucking cunt
you think you're so important an want everyone to suck
up
i hope you o.d. and die real soon cuz you're a fucking
cunt
15 year old kids don't care about animal's and women's
rights
but you force it down thier throats,cuz you're a
fucking cunt
your writing's about as interesting as allen funt's
i hope you die,cuz you're a fucking cunt -JH

Thats for the lesbian nation.

Date: 7/11/2005 22:13:08 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: You Are An Orphan

too bad your mother never learned to drive
maybe if she did,your parents would still be alive
now they're dead,and your sister too
now you're an orphan, we'll make fun of you
-JH

I guess thats just what satanic children get.

Date: 7/11/2005 22:16:13 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: You're In A Coma

You're a fucking vegetable,we tried to pull the plug
but you still wouldn't die,you're a dumb stupid fag.

You shit in a bag,you piss in a tube,you can't
walk,you can't move.
I tried to give you a hotfoot,but you didn't notice
you're gay and you're in a coma,you're a fruit and a
vegetable. - JH

Date: 7/11/2005 22:23:28 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Van Full of Retards

VAN FULL OF RETARDS - HA HA HA HA
VAN FULL OF RETARDS - YOU DROOL ON YOURSELF

YOU COULDEN'T EVEN WIN A BRONZE
IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS
YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED
OF THEMSELVES AND OF YOU-JH

Thats because mormans sleep with their daughters and such.

Date: 7/11/2005 22:29:48 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer

Guys used to always buy you drinks
and they'd always kiss your ass
now you just have one tit
ha ha you stupid cunt.

I always hoped you'd get a.i.d.s.
but breast cancer will do
now you've just got one tit
but you used to have two.

A drunk guy tried to feel you up
but there was nothing there
so he punched you in the teeth
and stole your money, cunt.-JH

But thats just the fate of Scientologists everywhere
now isnt it?

Date: 7/11/2005 22:42:20 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You

OU JUST CAME FROM A BIKINI KILL CONCERT
YOU FELT LIKE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN
TWO GUYS WHERE HAVING A "RAPE THE UGLIEST CUNT
POSSIBLE" CONTEST
YOU WEREN'T A STRONG WOMAN ANYMORE

I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED
YOU STUPID DYKE CUNT
I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED
CUZ YOU'RE A STUPID DYKE CUNT

I LAUGHED AS I WATCHED HIM RAPE YOU
THEN I BROUGHT HIM A FEW BEERS
EVERY YEAR ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR RAPE
I SEND HIM A THANKYOU CARD, YOU STUPID FUCKING DYKE
CUNT
-JH

Lesbians are Satanist. This is their punishment.

Date: 7/11/2005 23:28:34 -0700
From: Alex Wade <kj_fan52@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Please listen to me.

Okay... I'm just gonna say that your views on the Christian faith and the word of God are dead wrong. God does not hate women... The earth is not flat... God does not hate the sinner but hates the sin... Cussing is wrong... you interpret the bible all wrong... what you mistake for truth is lies from the devil himself. Nihlism is not practical. Sir look at yourself and tell me what you truly think you are.

I'm trying to save you from yourself and from satan... please see that God weeps for you sir... I'm trying to see where you come from... but I'd like for you to tell me yourself

Who are you?

Date: 7/12/2005 01:31:18 +0000
From: jennaf@att.net
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: In all due respect

Date: 7/12/2005 22:09:49 +1000
From: "edward hoare" <eddie_the_eagle@msn.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

Date: 7/12/2005 08:04:05 -0500
From: "A & S" <ashmwrks@bellsouth.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Name of preacher of sermon on your site

Hey Jim,

I have downloaded the sermon from your site and was wondering who was the
preacher was? Thank you for taking the time for responding.

Sandra

H O P E S P R I N G S E T E R N A L

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Date: 7/12/2005 11:15:53 -0400
From: "Rob Coleman" <bush_is_poopy@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: t-shirt design

The other day I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said "God Told Me To Kill
You." I actually discovered your website when I googled this phrase looking
for such a shirt. It pretty much sums up christianity and islam. Both
religions are focused on making sure anyone who doesn't follow their belief
system is converted or killed. It's just that the christians have a thousand
year head-start, and nowadays they don't kill infidels.

Keep up the good work.

Date: 7/12/2005 09:24:25 -0700
From: john tracy <johnmtracy@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Cannibalism

Pastor Jim,

What does the Bible say about cannibalism?

And, do animals have souls, such as our pet cats or dogs, or the
animals we raise for food, like cows or chickens.

John

Nothing really. It allegorically says to do cannibalism, but like I said it was allegorical.

Date: 7/12/2005 11:44:32 -0700
From: "LaMontagne, Jason" <Jason.LaMontagne@bannerhealth.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: WOW

You are un-f**king-believable.

See ya in Hell! Preaching false beliefs is a sin too ya know!

See me in Hell? You're going too eh?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Date: 7/12/2005 13:43:22 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Forgotten Child

A sliver of star dances through my sky to crash into
another lifetime always the journey never the
destination those lovely columns of fanged smoke
wander through plastic gardens where kisses blown at a
forgotten love still drift looking for a face in a
world of masks I see a light on a dead horizon glowing
like a bed of sapphires in a sea of ash but it's a
distraction and nothing more just an instrument to
measure the darkness that swallows me from time to
time .-JH

Life can feel so empty.

Date: 7/12/2005 14:10:17 -0700
From: "Austin Kidwell" <ack24@pacbell.ne*>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: LMAO

LMAO

Your site is hillarious, i love how it basically excludes everyone from going to heaven. This is the best parody site ive ever seen. You made my day. Fucking Hillarious. I actually believed it was real untill i saw the E-Mails, well done. This is the best-done satire site there is i thinck

-Austin

PS If you reply send it to politicapital@yahoo.co*

Date: 7/12/2005 14:31:03 -0700
From: Chris Beesinger <christsassassin@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Show everyone the rest

I have to agree with that verse. Even though i may
not be as you say, a believer, it still pisses me off
to see people not follow their own belief system.
FUCK THE RICH CHRISTIANS!!!!!! oh, could youpost the
other letter so people have something else to hate
about, im sure they will love to hear what i said. I
personally thought my first letter was funny.
Keep up the site.

Smoke Weed

Date: 7/12/2005 17:35:44 -0400
From: "Tony" <gtatony@comcast.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: You site

Date: 7/12/2005 21:09:33 EDT
From: Mkslusarski@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Your Web Site

Date: 7/12/2005 21:46:29 -0600
From: "Mali IK" <evilpinkbunnyrabbit@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: You and your false god

Dear Mr. Pastor,

I do not believe a single word you wrote in your disgraceful writing. I have
also noticed many grammatical errors in your writing ( not to mention you
misspell more words than I can keep track of, being a grammer nazi I almost
shot myself )and yet in your e-mail page you bitch and moan about how no one
else seems to know how to spell.
I find your views scary, as in I can't believe that people in this day and
age can actually think like this. Not only are you racist you're extremely
sexist and you put down anything postitive mankind has actually accomplished
(example - abolishing slavery, equal rights for women..etc. ).
Your view on rape makes me want to hurt you in a way that I have never
wanted to do to any other being. You treat women like objects for a man's
pleasure and you actually believe the world is flat! The only way for you to
actually live like this would be to seclude yourself from everything and
live in your little bubble of so-called-reality.
There are places where people like you should go, its called a Mental
Institute because clearly you need help.
Oh, I would also like to comment on your wonderful artistic talent on paint.
Very proffesional. It makes you look so much smarter. Does your god forbid
you to take art lessons to?
I'm sorry if I sound a little rude but it is in no way a comparrison of what
you have wrote and shown on your site.
They say ignorance is bliss but you are living proof that it's Hell.

And I would like a full e-mail back, proving your points without usage of a
fictitious book that you worship. Oh, and on a side note, I would also like
to hear what your say is on Homosexuals, Taoists, Buddhists, Shamanists and
other religions ( I'm smart enough to know that Homosexuallity is not a
religion ).

I hope jesus saves you,
you need it.

Mali

"not to mention you
misspell more words than I can keep track of, being a grammer nazi"

Date: 7/12/2005 22:13:56 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Painter of Dead Girls

I see the pale girl in a red dress on the stairs of a
sinking mansion her siblings take me to her sometimes
they say she's my ghost sent back to rape this body
and that i'm a painter of dead girls sleeping with the
same vultures that tear the flesh from my inspiration
she comes to me obscured a distant figure in the
rainfall

Date: 7/12/2005 22:22:11 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Patterns of Failure

With better eyes I could have seen the disgust on your
face when I spoke your name.
And with better ears I could have heard the disgust in
your voice when you spoke mine.
And with better hands I could have felt your skin
crawl when my fingers touched down upon your neck
And with a better nose I could have smelled the vomit
churning in your stomach when you touched me out of
pity
And perhaps with a better voice my words might have
done more than flatter
And yet even with all these things A know it would
have happened the same way because even now I still
wish I could do it all over again.-JH

These are for the pain. Sometimes life can be so morbid.

Date: 7/13/2005 02:58:51 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Naked Trees

Once colorful dreams now swing like dead paratroops
from the naked trees.
Your sky lips and snow skin are sugar for the carrion
perched high atop the naked trees.
A flower on the bed of brittle leaves.
A mass grave of tiny angels fallen from the heavens
from the naked trees.
Rot beautiful creature all lifeless and serene.
A patch of scorched earth.
Naked beneath the naked trees. JH

Sometimes life can be so disappointing .

Date: 7/13/2005 12:01:29 -0700
From: Laurent Seiter <hyperkrab@yahoo.com>
Reply-to: laurent@september12doom.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: copyrights

Hi Jim,
Thanks for this awfully great website of yours.
I did not notice any copyright anywhere, is it ok if I use some of your content ? My band (CortisoL from www.cortisoldoom.com) is about to release a second album and your stuff (some quotes and drawings) will nicely fit the back cover design (12" vinyl format). We will credit you and your website of course.
Best regards,
Laurent

http://www.rogermag.com/
http://www.jesus-w-bush.com/

Date: 7/13/2005 03:39:33 -0700
From: Sprite E'Neal <fire_sprite_pain@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: thanks

I wanted to thank you. A friend pointed me to your
website, and I have to say, there's been a lot about
life that has been depressing me. I don't think I've
laughed that hard in weeks. I'm sorry, but I am one of
those demons you hate so much, but I would just like
to say that I am glad that someone is out there who
really believes God is fucking with us down here. I am
not an athiest, no, by far not. I truly believe
religion and christianity are good things. And if I go
into space one day, and the earth is flat, I'd like to
shake your hand. But I would also like to ask one...if
you speak latin and aramaic and all
those...well...dead languages that the bible was
originally written in. See, there's trouble
translating these things. It's like going from
japanese to english, you never get direct
translations. Also, if you believe in gravity, then
you would know that things are pulled towards the
center of an object, space does not have a
gravitational pull. If you really really really don't
believe me, then take a big pile of bricks, and a big
pile of feathers, tie a coin around a string and put
it between the piles, and watch the coin move towards
the bricks. I would ask you to have an open mind as I
do. Like I said, if I go to space, and the earth is
flat, you can hit me. And if we discover Jesus was an
american, hit me again. I would ask you to consider
the other side, just as you ask them to consider
yours. Remember, Do unto others as other would do unto
you, but an eye for an eye leaves everybody blind.

Date: 7/13/2005 14:50:43 -0700
From: Landon Epp <landon_epp@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: i am appauld

i hate to say this but the kid's section of your site
www.truechristian.com is royaly messed up why dont you
read the bible and fix your site

Staple Street Team Member
www.staplemusic.com

Disciple Street Team Member
www.disciplerocks.com

Landon Epp