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Date: 7/08/2005 17:37:17 +0100
From: "Dave Keane" <ferretpossums@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: regarding our "flat" earth
i was just browsing over your site, when i came across your section
on why the earth is flat. although i noticed many oddities (for want
of a better word) on your site, i just thought i would ask you about
this one in particular.
you gave evidence of why the earth is flat. when you use quotes for
"proving" your theory, the quotes you use only tell us that the
earth is "fixed" and "immovable". perhaps true, i am not debating
this issue, however this in no way relates to what you are actually
trying to prove - the shape of the earth! this doesn't mean that it
is not round.
also, the bible gives evidence that the earth is actually a sphere.
in Isaiah Ch.40 Vs.22 "it is he that sitteth upon the circle of the
earth..." In the old hebrew language, the word "circle" means
"sphere", and this is the language being used at the time.
you also comment that gravity would make you move down the earth's
sides, i.e. down the sphere. this however is not true. gravity pulls
us towards the earths centre, and so holds down to the earth. why
would it pull us across the side of it??
well before you begin to slag me off, just answer my questions to
the best of your ability - and they should be good since "God
blessed you with inteligence"(in your own words). please
debate over the arguments i put forward rather than my use of
grammer, as this is the point of the email, not for you to do a
spellcheck.
thankyou for your time.
"rather than my use of grammer"
Grammar, idiot.
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Date: 7/8/2005 13:46:57 EDT
From: Tabyathome@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: your myths
I just think that your page on masturbation was just adding on more myths.
where did you get that information. I'm sure there are a lot of very smart
succesful people that massturbate. But since you must really like hate mail I
don't evan know why I bother with this email, cept that it did give me a good
laugh.
Tabitha
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Date: 7/08/2005 14:14:29 -0600
From: "tyrice bongabong" <dancingchocobos2816@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: ...
What are you on??? Crack???
Seriously, you say that evreyone else are bigots? What about yourself? It
seems that you hate everyone that isn't "Worthy In The Eyes Of YOUR Almighty
god" .
You don't even mention any other religions on your page other than the ones
you hate. Do you have anything to say about Bhuddists or Taoist? What about
Shamanism?
Also, we as Christians and we believe in God and all his teachings. We
follow them, but we certainly do not interpret the scriptures in that way.
You have taken the goodness of the Bible and God and bastardized it in front
of everyone. YOu give Christians a bad name. Look at your beliefs, before
you go and try to change other peoples beliefs. YOu've got more work to do,
then anyone else I know of. YOu won't be sent to hell for not going to
Church for one Sunday or for not believing in God. Even God mentions that.
He is only SAD when people do not be lieve in him. He says no MURDER. So,
don't kill the unbelievers.
"What are you on??? Crack???"
The opening of an intelligent letter.
"YOu give Christians a bad name."
Yeah, I probably should stop preaching the Bible and start
running around saying "Jesus is Love". I'd become a rich man fast.
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Date: 7/8/2005 13:23:31 -0700
From: "Ashley P." <fabolousyoungn2005@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Your site
First of all, I'm a Buddhist. And this e-mail isn't to give you props on
your site. I think you're a bunch of low-life, Christian fuck ups who think
that everything should be as the bible says. Did you know that it has been
PROVEN that the bible is a fictional novel, and not in an way, shape, or form is
the "words of god"? There is also no way to prove there is a god...but I can
prove to you that he doesn't exist. There is no god, he's just a fictional
character made up to give assholes like you a false sense of security. If he
did, don't you think that he'd help our self-destructing world, instead of
letting it rot? Why don't you get your fucked up heads out of your bibles and
start living in the real world for once?
Also, I'd like to address the bullshit you spew about rape and slavery. What
the fuck is up with you saying that the woman can "repent" if she is raped by
marrying the rapist? That's a load of shit! First of all, the woman is the
VICTIM...she didn't asked to be raped. What if your daughter or relative got
raped and they ended up killing themselves because you made them marry the one
person who took away their innocence and self-worth? Would you be happy with
yourself then? Would you still think you did the right thing?
As for the slavery section...I'd wish I could be there to personally kick the
shit out of you. Slavery happened a long time ago, and it was our mistake. But
we've fixed that...sane people don't practice slavery anymore. I actually found
this quote amusing; "Isn't it just awesome to be Christian and moral,
simultaneously?!" How the fuck can you say you're being moral, when you're
telling people to scare the shit out of their slaves, which they shouldn't have
since it's illegal. And if you do, you're a fuck up who needs mental help.
I'm done. I know you won't take any of this seriously because all you
christians are fuck-ups. But you need to know that what you're practicing is
wrong and immoral...I'm not the only onw who thinks so.
"I think you're a bunch of low-life, Christian fuck
ups"
Siddhartha is going to bitch slap you, woman.
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Date: 7/8/2005 13:59:03 -0700
From: Robert Martin <ktulu983@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: jesus
you can't be serious with your website?
tell me its a joke, please.The website
is as real as God.
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Date: 7/8/2005 19:05:18 -0500
From: "Kevin Cunningham" <KCUNNINGHAM1@mn.rr.co*>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
CC: "Scott" <scottclausen@yahoo.com>
Subject: website
At first I was blown away by your website: what kind of belligerent insanity
produced such views? Then I realized that what I was reading was in fact very
subtle satire. So subtle, in fact, that I bet most people who stumble upon this
site take it at face value and thus fail to appreciate the sophisticated wit of
Pastor Jim.
Thanks for a good chuckle!
Kevin Cunningham
Et memento...delenda est Carthago.
No problem.
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Date: 7/8/2005 22:23:46 EDT
From: Trojan76@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)
This has got to be the biggest laugh i have gotten in a LONG time! If this
is for real than the world truly is going to hell in hand basket. Small minded
Christans such as yourselves are the reason that people are flocking in mass
from the Church. As Patrick Henry said, "I may not agree with what you say,
but I will fight to the death your right to say it!" So that is what makes me
and millions of others like me far better people than you can ever hope to be.
Keep in mind that God doesn't like it when we judge others and their
beliefs. Something to think about when your out blowing up abortion clinics and
burning books as unholy.
Feel free to respond. My friends and I would have a great time reading
what ever babble you would like to spew.
Eh?
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Date: 7/8/2005 19:46:48 -0700
From: Jake Miller <pupilof2bags@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: your little evolution versus the bible section
wow is all i have to say. you really prove nothing in that section. please
tell me the proof. in the glass of water section, you obviously didnt listen to
what evolsutionists told you. life formed in water but the water itself didnt
create the life. different chemicals mixing in the air with lighting slowly
formed life. it also took billtions and billions of years, not one day. you
think your so smart saying well i left a glass of water out for a day and i saw
no life well eve a scientist would say that wouldnt happen. if you left that
glass outside for about a billion years you would see some life like plants,
algae, other stuff. also how can the world be flat? if it was flat it could not
rotate/ if u wanna prove it buile a tower that goes way up into the sky and go
to the other side of the world. if we can see it then ur right. otherwise,
nice try dickwad.
"you obviously didnt listen to what evolsutionists told
you"
The what??
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Date: 7/8/2005 21:27:32 -0600
From: "Rex and Sherry" <sllamb@telusplanet.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: you're a douche
i can't believe how big of a fucking moron you are. go fuck yourself with
the help of your imaginary frieind "god" if there is a god, there must be a
satan, so the only reason i would ever believe in god is so i could worship
satan and scare your faggot asses to hell. fucker
^,..^
Tehehehe!
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Date: 7/8/2005 21:05:22 -0700
From: "Casi Mabry" <qtpie23@mindspring.com>
Reply-to: qtpie23@mindspring.com
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: A genreal comment Please read this and respond
This was on your site and wanted to comment on this
"LIBERALISM EQUALS VIOLENCE! Note well the Liberal political philosophies
parroted by so many of these diatribes! This proves more than ever that ALL
Liberal political movements, including Feminism, Communism, Kalistaism,
Vegetarianism, the Democratic Party and the current "Peace" movement, are
nothing but violent death cults fueled by the evil hatred that comes from
Chronic Masturbation! Can anything be more chilling than a warning that you are
on a list of victims to be "killed by people with open minds and accepting
personalities?"
iIam sorry but who the heck do you think you are suggesting that our political
beliefs are going to equal violence! If anything your political stance is more
prone to violence then ours is have you ever met one president or politician
that has started a war that was a liberal? NO!!!! Your president right now is
fighting a losing battle as it is . So I believe that if you are actually a
"Christian" or a "man of God" that you shouldn't judge others around you for
what they believe in. After all if you think about it, Jesus never judged any
one he had dinner's with basically the scum of the earth at that time. I believe
that you should really take some time and reconsider putting stuff like this on
your website if you are truly and man of God.
Sincerely
Casi Dayna Mabry
The Greatest Thing You Will Ever Learn
Is Just To Love And Be Loved In Return
?
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Date: 7/8/2005 22:27:35 -0700
From: Kashi <crazykakashi@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
I'm going to start off this Email with a simple "hello".
Now, To begin. I am a proud member of the Buddhist faith, and I do believe some
of the Christian values.
But to go so far as to call all "non-believers" faggots, liars, and nigger
lovers is a little harsh, don't you think?
I'm not going to critsize, as It is your desicion to write these things, and I
agreed to the terms and conditions of your site, But I think you should
reconsider what you are writing, because many of these statements are factualy
incorrect, and are very disrespectful to others.
Thank you, and have a nice life.
With respect,
Kashi
P.S. I'm sorry for all spelling mistakes as my first language is not English.
Then why do you disagree with me?
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Date: 7/9/2005 00:22:53 -0400
From: Jane Stratford <liberalbiitch@gmail.com>
Reply-to: Jane Stratford <liberalbiitch@gmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: another hate letter... you should be getting used to them by now
though
Dear "Pastor" Jim,
You are fucking retarded. Your entire site is complete bullshit, and
although I could spend weeks pointing out every single detail included
that one would hear from someone needing to be euthanized, I know it
will accomplish little. For, despite that fact that out of everyone
YOU would be the first to burn in hell for the rest of eternity, I
understand that it is much too complex for someone of your low
competence to completely comprehend. Guess what bitch, I'm liberal,
I'm pagan, and I'm a woman. I'm not a lesbian, but I believe in equal
rights. And there is NOTHING you can do about it. Because for every
crazed fucked-up-the-ass douchebag like you that's around, there are a
thousand more normal, LIBERAL people.
Haha. I won't let you light me on fire! And your god hasn't struck me
down! Get a life, you motherfucker.
-JS
"Guess what bitch, I'm liberal,
I'm pagan, and I'm a woman."
What's the difference between us now?
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Date: 7/09/2005 00:54:10 -0400
From: "gregory lane" <the_grizzle_fo_shizzle@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
wow your website waas the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard i laughed
the entire way through it. Seriouslly you should do us all a favor and kill
yourself. Because the bible is completely false and is clearly far too
conservative to be considered holy lol. You cant even prove that god exists
there is no direct proof at all. And outlawing masterbation? Are you
kidding me, and putting people in boot camps. You are planning on putting
95% of america in boot camps. Well good luck with that.
Get a spell check.
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Date: 7/9/2005 01:14:52 -0400
From: "Jesse Davidson" <jdavidson@limemedia.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: How do I stop
I masturbate all the time. I find myself masturbating to really weird and
impure thoughts. After I finish, I throw up.
How do I become normal again?
Thanks
Repent to Jesus or get a girlfriend.
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Date: 7/9/2005 02:50:59 -0500
From: "Emily Jordan" <ejordan92@hotmail.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A
You say that God loves all. "Home school them and teach them only about the
Bible and God's Love for all." Then why do you hate so many?
I really don't hate anyone you think i
do.
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Date: 7/9/2005 02:57:00 -0500
From: "Emily Jordan" <ejordan92@hotmail.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: fake
Date: 7/5/2005 22:03:54 EDT
From: Tbrosx2@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Is your website a joke?
I would like to know if you website is a joke and I need a response to this
e-mail.
It is as real as God.
So, it is comepletely fake.
"comepletely fake."
What?
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Date: 7/9/2005 01:03:50 -0700
From: "Austin Kidwell" <ack24@pacbell.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: How?????
If the earth is flat, how can i fly from California to Asia?
By getting into an airplane.
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Date: 7/09/2005 14:45:29 +0100
From: "Dave Keane" <ferretpossums@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: thanks Pastor Jim
"Actually women hate sex and they usually cry
during it as does my wife."
This is the funniest thing i have ever read in
my life. It's a shame that this site is just a satire, because the
idea of a man who is so bad at sex that his wife cries every time
they do it is just hilarious!! i actually believed this was real for
a while, however it has become quite apparent that you are simply
very funny people - have you ever thought of applying for a TV spot?
you should - you truly are a comedian. the idea that women should be
locked up for two weeks of every month is a classic! I'll have to go
get those pigeons!! haha.
well keep up the good work and "get them
satanists!" hahaha
we love you "Pastor" Jim!!
please give us the honour of our email being
displayed on your wacky site, and i will tell all my friends to come
look at it for a laugh!
Bye!
"Have you ever thought of
applying for a TV spot? you should - you truly are a comedian."
You know, that is a great
idea. I'd love to be on Comedy Central. Think I should start a
petition or something?
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Date: 7/9/2005 09:46:01 -0500
From: "bonneebee" <bonneebee@comcast.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: just curious
have you heard of the "institute for creation research" or ever gone to the
icr.org website? NOT ALL science is false. TRUE science fully supports the
bible's claims based on evidence. FALSE science (evolution) does not & is based
on emotions & misinterpretation of facts.
Wow! A Christian finally e-mails me!
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Date: 7/09/2005 14:50:46 -0800
From: "Quincy Bain" <Jimmie@belmontcc.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Waiting for a miracle? Now it's so close to you!
Riches and honour are with me yea, durable riches and righteousness.
He that speaketh truth sheweth forth righteousness but a false witness deceit.
In the lips of him that hath understanding wisdom is found but a rod is for the
back of him that is void of understanding.
He that is despised, and hath a servant, is better than he that honoureth
himself, and lacketh bread.
*Tosses you a quarter*
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Date: 7/9/2005 20:16:19 -0500
From: "FISH STYX" <cynicalcookie@hotmail.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A
U PEOPLE R ON SOME SERIOUS DRUGS...GET OFF THE
CRACK MAN...ITS NOT HEALTHY
That's nice.
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Date: 7/9/2005 21:22:36 -0700
From: jhon doe <satansboy11373@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: hello there
Let me first start by quoting you
"The thing that sets this ministry apart from others
is the simple fact that we accept the Bible as a
literal fact....We string out those who "pick and
chose" what to believe in the Bible, upholding all the
same beliefs that Christians have had since Jesus'
coming."
are you implying that we should also do the following?
Exodus 21, verse 7 says that it is ok to sell our
daughters into slavery.....when will Samantha be up
for grabs?
Exodus 35, verse 2 states that we should put to death
anyone working on the sabbath.....do you really want
to enforce that one?
Corinthias 11, verse 14 says that a man should be
ashames of himself for having long hair...have u seen
a picture of jesus lately?
Corinthias 11, verse 19-24 comands that a man should
not go near a woman when she's on her period.....i
wanna see you asking the judge that before aproaching
the bench in traffic court
I in no way am trying to demean your religion, for all
men need to believe in something in order to live. For
me,I am my own god, I do what i believe is right and
any man is able to do good without being brainwashed
that the devil awaits if they dont. All I'm saying is
that the bible should not be taken literaly, these
were stories to motivate people (just like the fables
of Esopo). Believe whatever u want to believe but
please leave the rest of the population out of it.
Have a good night....
Yes, we accept the entire Bible.
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Date: 7/10/2005 02:45:15 +0000
From: chris42069@comcast.net
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com,<PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Comments
YOUR WEB SITE IS PROLLY ONE OF THE STUPIDEST
FUCKING THINGS IVE SEEN IN MY LIFE. YOU SHOULD CONSIDER NOT HITTIN THE CRACK
PIPE BEFORE YOU GO AND PUT SHIT ON THE INTERNET. EAT A DICK AND DIE FAGGOT, U
NEED MENTAL HELP.
Thanks, bitch
If I ate a dick that would make me straight.
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Date: 7/10/2005 00:27:40 -0400
From: juggalobro@triad.rr.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
Look I love God, and your are one stupid guy. I
mean who cares if
someone is gay or not. Yea the Bible says being gay is wrong but it
also says treat everyone the same no matter of sex,color, etc. Oh and
you don't like abortion well I bet you would if someone took your girl
frined or your daughter and raped her and she was going to have a
child. Satanic Trends, lol, your stupid. Dude the wiggles have nothing
to do with satan, nither does any thing else on there. Look your a
dumb republican I mean you give to the Chruch to feed the poor, then
you select Bush as president and take away from what you just gave. I
mean look he don't care about the poor by giving money to the chruch
you are giving money to the government. All the same so closed minded,
oh and let me guess I'm now a worshipper of the devil b/c I listen to
Insane Clown Posse. If you really belvied in God like a real Christan
you would like people even if they don't like God, or if they wear
black all the time, or if there gay, or if there white, or if there
married, or if there divorced, thats what the Bible says and that is
away of life you will never no b/c your a closed minded stupid person
who doesn't listen to what the Bible really tells and someone who will
never know the true meaning of being a Christan.
--Daniel
--Daniel
"I mean who cares if
someone is gay or not."
God cares.
"--Daniel
--Daniel"
There's two of you?
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Date: 7/10/2005 00:55:11 -0400
From: Karen Schomaker <keshoe14@gmail.co*>
Reply-to: Karen Schomaker <keshoe14@gmail.co*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
Is dis a parody ha-ha site?! I'm not laughng you
meanie! I'm crying for your
soul!!!! As a Christian I find u stupid for saying the word Niggar! Whart
are you? The KKK!?! YOU NAZI!!! Is dis a parody ha-ha site?! I'm not laughng
you meanie! I'm crying for your soul!!!! You need to know, yes you know you
are jhurting christinity! Jesus not show the hate, you show hate and make
christin look very very bad! As a Christian I am so mad! Is dis a parody
ha-ha site?! I'm not laughng you meanie! I'm crying for your soul!!!! Even I
know your stupid and I hate you so much sicne you say the racist word and
you have penis on kiddie page. I'll pray for you. I hope you die and go to
Hell forever. I'll pray for you. I'm not hateful. you are. I hate you.
sorry- i loved your generator.. it was humorous......... so yeah- you
already know what it says, i think this was my favorite random one that i
put together
i'm sure you really do enjoy putting together such a hillarious site.
Thanks.
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Date: 7/10/2005 01:22:14 -0500
From: Deuce <tech.deuce@gmail.com>
Reply-to: Deuce <tech.deuce@gmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: comments
Your article about atheists is the most ignorant
piece of literature I have
ever stumbled upon. I am a 16 year old atheist but fit into absolutely none
of these categories that you have spelled out. I in fact have an IQ of 157
which is probably higher than you can count but lets think of it this way,
if you have 15 baskets of apples with about 10 apples a piece in them and
they were all crammed with intellect and you put them into a head, that
would be mine. I do agree that you should be allowed to put anything you
want on the internet, and I understand why you have written this but please,
atleast allow the atheists some credit in your mind because about my entire
group of friends is atheist and not one of them is a bad person and none of
them will end up in prison and we are most certainly not demons. If you
would please do so I would like for you to atleast acknowledge the fact that
not all people that do not share your beliefs are demonic ignoramuses, also
I find some of the racism on your site very offensive, I am not of any
minority group but I know plenty of very kind hearted people who are. In
short I just wanted to let you know that your site is filled with hypocrisy
and inaccuracies (i.e. people came up from africa into europe and then
evolved into lighter skinned people, racism is just ignorant). With this
said I would like to request that you either write a formal apology on your
site to all the people you have no doubt thoroughly offended or take down
your articles, if you can't find it in your heart to do so I'm certain I can
find a way to have it removed.
"am a 16 year old atheist"
Please apologize to all atheists
for being so stupid.
"I in fact have an IQ of 157
which is probably higher than you can count"
A 16 year old with an IQ of 157?
Wow! You must me a world famous scientist or something -- that's like so smart
that theoretically you should know that you are full of crap.
"atleast allow"
"At least" you mean.
"With this
said I would like to request that you either write a formal apology on your
site to all the people you have no doubt thoroughly offended or take down
your articles, if you can't find it in your heart to do so I'm certain I can
find a way to have it removed."
Hahahaha!! Apparently you
completely forgot that you agreed with
this document
before viewed that page. You make atheists look really idiotic you know? You are
fighting the wrong person.
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Date: 7/10/2005 00:42:14 -0600
From: "Gost Bait" <navajoeverclear@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: WWJD
Two statements and one question for you. <<S1>>
You state that because most
sexual offenders started with masturbation, using this as proof that it is
bad. That's just shitty statistics. An even larger portion of this group
surely ate bread at an even higher frequency than they masturbated. Does
this mean bread leads to crime? Yes its obviously different, but used the
same type of stupid logic. You even listed that there is only 5% of America
that doesn't masturbate. 95% of Americans are not sexual offenders. It can
thus be prooven from facts on your own retarded site that most masturbaters
are not sexual offenders. <<S2>> You say that all potentially pornographic
art should be banned, including art. And yet you bitch about the former
censorship of your site. If you think censorship is wrong, you have to be
consistent.
<<Q1>> WWJD? would Jesus be writing an internet site about the evils of
masturbation? One if he thought masturbation was such a serious sin, he
would not be closed-mindedly dogmatic, never was his style, and plus the
hellfire sermons have very low success rate, except theatrically perhaps. If
you lovingly explain the benefits from abstaining masturbation, and
exercising self-control, you are likely to gain many more followers.
Finally, even if i agreed masturbation was wrong, there are a million worse
things, a million more rampant that aught to be addressed first. Like the
fact that the cold hearted one percent of the human population has 90% of
the world's wealth. People are dying needlessing and you are one of those
people who really dont give a fuck. No matter what you say. You aren't in a
third world country trying alieve the suffering of dying children. You are
here fucking debating comparitively trivial issues.
That's not what Jesus would do. If there is a God, you are no servant of
him.
Don't shake my hand.
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Date: 7/10/2005 02:49:22 -0500
From: "Steve" <kybears2@comcast.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: hello
Ok
Im not trying to censor you harass you complain or bitch im just going to
express my opinion to you. Ok first off any so called high and mighty all
loving god wouldn't discriminate people based on their decisions. He
certainly wouldn't only restrict heaven to just the people of your church
and your little buddies heaven (if there even is one) is a place for all of
those people who have lived truly good lives. And whats wrong with being gay
why cant gays go to heaven are you scared of a little change does something
that's different frighten you of something so what that "intercourse is ment
for a man and a woman" its about love if you were gay you would think the
same.......im not gay by the way. Feminists aren't bad there just pissed off
women that think tat they should get what ever they want. Personally im an
atheist I don't believe either way. I just wanted to tell you what I
thought. Also theres no reason to try and frighten people into believing
what you do with your little "hell" or what ever why are there rules for
living why do you have to uphold a certain religion to go to heaven and if
not you go to hell. Why are there ten commandments to get into heaven the
only thing people shouldn't be allowed to do are rape, murder, and
necrophelism those are the only thing people should go to hell for. well
have a nice day I hope you've found anything iv said enlightening or that
you even read it
Sincerely,
Some random guy
"Ok first off any so
called high and mighty all
loving god wouldn't discriminate people based on their decisions."
So murdering is acceptable in
God's eyes?
"And whats wrong with being gay
why cant gays go to heaven"
The Bible says it's an
abomination. Check Leviticus 20:13.
"Personally im an
atheist"
Please apologize to all atheists
for being so stupid.
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Date: 7/10/2005 12:56:02 +0000
From: "Rumpole John" <rumpole@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Website scrolling problem
Hi,
I'm notice every page on your website seems to "scroll" sideways. Is there
any way to turn this off?
I'm using firefox browser on Linux operating system, and the page frames
show up as a skinny column which quickly scrolls sideways and I don't have a
chance to read the information.
You have seem to have a lot of good information on your site that I'd like
the chance to read so if you can fix this problem I'd appreciate it.
I'm using Firefox on Windows XP. This is the first time
I've had this complaint and I don't know how I'd fix it without editing all the
pages on the site. Maybe it is your resolution.
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Date: 7/10/2005 12:25:12 -0500
From: "Deanna" <dpage5@sbcglobal.net>
Reply-to: "Deanna" <dpage5@sbcglobal.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A
Hello:
I found your site and read about the illegalization of Masturbation. I found it
curious that such freedoms would even be thought about being limited when there
was a time in history when Christians were not able to openly practice their
religion and demonstrate their Love for God.
That was my only thought.
Sincerely,
Paige
random42dent@hotmail.com
?
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Date: 7/10/2005 12:25:12 -0500
From: "Deanna" <dpage5@sbcglobal.net>
Reply-to: "Deanna" <dpage5@sbcglobal.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A
Hello:
I found your site and read about the illegalization of Masturbation. I found it
curious that such freedoms would even be thought about being limited when there
was a time in history when Christians were not able to openly practice their
religion and demonstrate their Love for God.
That was my only thought.
Sincerely,
Paige
random42dent@hotmail.com
You again?!
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Date: 7/10/2005 10:55:10 -0700
From: Blackheart <losiraslostsoul@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: You're a pathetic little man and you disgust me.
First off, and I know that this is a topic that
you've gotten a lot of response on, but how can you condone the rape of women?
No matter what that silly little story book of yours says, it's the rapists who
should be burnt at the stake or stone to death, not the witches. Go ahead, call
me an athiest nigger or a pagan whore, I know those are the words that rattle
around your shrivled little brain.
Hate witches, hate women, hate gays, and condone rape, fine, that's all your
choice. But do NOT try to force your insane beliefs on other people. Frankly
they disgust me. If we lived by your version of the bible, I would have killed
myself after being raped. So I'm going to hell anyway. You're a fool.
Hopefully you'll realize this before it destroys you.
Blessed Be.
Kiteria Firestorm.
Solitary Practicioner of the Wiccan Arts.
"but how can you condone
the rape of women?"
I don't. Where and when did I say
that?
"You're a fool."
I'm on your side and you don't
know it.
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Date: 7/10/2005 19:14:01 EDT
From: KerrLynn828@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: your website
Attempting to limit basic human rights and
freedoms is unjust and immoral.
Its you who are creating a problem. and posting lies on your site. And I assure
you there are lies, or at least you have completely misconceived your
information, is irresponsible. check your facts more thoroughly before you start
ranting to the world. And by the way masturbation is a healthy sexual act that
releases tension and prevents stress related actions.
That's nice.
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Date: 7/10/2005 18:23:20 -0500
From: "Emily Jordan" <ejordan92@hotmail.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: another mistake
3.) Myth: On average atheists have higher IQs.
Reality: They are demons, meaning they are slaves to Satan. Since of this they
don't think so thus have an IQ of 0.
Atheist don't believe in your satan. How can you be a slave to someone who you
know is fake?
It's the same logic as God existing in the first place.
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Date: 7/10/2005 19:18:50 -0700
From: jack irrelevant <jwm4325@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Jesus Christ
Dear Pastor Jim,
Ok so basically, you have NO right calling people "Idiots" and telling the large
majority of the world to be burned and sent to hell. This is because the Bible
is a matter of faith. Obviously you're too full of your own religion to
understand the complete ignorance you burn your hateful viewer’s eyes with.
Don't reply being a pussy saying that you have the freedom of speech and you
can say, threaten, and accuse whoever you desire. I happen to be someone who
doesn’t lower them self into your level of maturity saying that groups of people
because they are different than you in beliefs, sexuality, etc. are going to be
sent to hell. I suggest taking that bible of yours out of your ass and do
something actually productive with it, such as make a cozy fire with it for you
and your up-tight wench of a wife of yours.
Yours truly,
SATAN!
P.S
If their ever was a God, he sure wouldn't accept a suck up like you into his
kingdom of heaven so you could tell him how much you love him and tell him that
in your opinion you think that the majority of his creation of man was a big
fuck up on his part. Also, everybody knows you fear liberals like my self
because we possess something that you will never have, Intelligence and Logic.
Impress me by responding to this in more than a 5 sentenced paragraph, unless
that is, you're afraid.
"Ok so basically, you
have NO right calling people "Idiots""
You're an idiot.
"Obviously you're too full of
your own religion to understand the complete ignorance you burn your hateful
viewer’s eyes with."
I didn't even know I accepted
that. Wow!
"Impress me by responding
to this in more than a 5 sentenced paragraph, unless that is, you're afraid."
Alright then:
* Exported from MasterCook II *
Greek Stuffed Mushrooms
Recipe By :
Serving Size : 8 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories : Greek Microwave
Appetizers
Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
24 Mushrooms -- fresh,stemmed
10 Ounces Spinach, Frozen -- package
1/2 Cup Parmesan Cheese -- grated
4 Ounces Feta Cheese -- rinsed,crumbled
1/2 Cup Chopped Green Onions -- finely chopped
1/2 Cup Chopped Parsley -- finely chopped
1 Dash Salt
Cook frozen spinach on HIGH until barely defrosted. Drain in colander, pressing
out moisture. In mixing bowl, combine spinach, cheeses, onion, parsley and
sa
lt to taste. Mix well. Mound mushroom caps high with spinach mixture.
Arrange
on serving pl
ate and cook on HIGH until steaming - approximately 3 - 4 minutes. Spinach
mi
xture may be formed into balls and frozen to be placed in mushroom caps just
bef
ore microwaving.
Date: Tue, 20 Sep 94 11:34:28 CDT
From: cgibas@wraightc3.life.uiuc.edu (Cynthia J. Gibas)
SUSHI
food shopping list:
short grain white rice (Nishiki=best, Kohkuo Rose=mediocre, Tamaki=good, Botan
Calrose=bad Goya=good)
unseasoned rice vinegar
kombu
sugar
sea salt
nori (flat 8"x10" sheets of seaweed)
rice wine
wasabe (green mustard, powdered or prepared available)
dark soy sauce
various fillings (see below)
Do I have to buy some bamboo thing?
Yes, buy a sushi mat. In the asian stores here they go for about 99 cents,
so I have three. A lot of little 1/8" diameter bamboo sticks, attached to
each other with string to make a square floppy mat a little bigger than a
piece of nori.
*What about the rice? I saw a recipe for sushi rice once, but I think I saw
*sushi rice in my HFS. Does anyone know about this? Is it possible to make
*this with brown rice? I guess it wouldn't be the same, probably not sticky.
The rice is key to the texture and taste of good sushi. Buy good rice. I've
never made brown rice sushi, but I think you'd need to use a little less
water than normal for brown rice and just cook until it's done, then season
it as below, maybe using a stronger seasoning mix to make it more sticky.
Wash 3 1/3 cups short grain white rice until water runs clear. Let stand
for a few minutes. Place in a pot along with 4 cups water and a piece of
kombu (thick strips of kelp). Bring to a boil over high heat, then reduce
heat, cover and simmer for 5 minutes. Remove cover and place an absorbent
kitchen towel over the top of the pot, then replace cover and turn off heat.
Let rice stand undisturbed 15 minutes. But: if there's still water showing
over the top of the rice after 5 min. simmer, allow to simmer a bit longer
before turning off heat.
Dissolve 5 Tbsp. white sugar in 5 Tbsp. rice vinegar, and add 4 t. sea salt.
After some experience, you may want to change this seasoning mixture and/or
increase the strength of the seasoning.
Turn rice out into a shallow bowl of some slightly porous material. I use
a big Rubbermaid bowl, and it works fine, but my cookbook recommends wood.
Stir gently with a flat spoon, keep from breaking or mashing rice grains if
possible. Sprinkle seasoning mixture onto rice as you stir. Rice will
gradually become slightly shiny and more sticky. You can fan the rice as
you stir to cool it, but lightly tossing it in a large bowl will cool it as
well.
To make sushi rolls, lay out a sheet of nori on your sushi mat so that the
long edge is parallel to the bottom of the mat. Use a flat spoon to spread
a 1/2" (or slightly thinner, as you like) layer of rice on the nori, covering
all but 1/2" at the bottom of the sheet and 1 1/2" at the top. Lay out a row
of fillings on the center of the rice. Roll the nori around the rice and
filling, bringing the bottom edge of rice and nori over the filling to meet
the top edge of the rice layer and then rolling up the exposed nori to seal
the roll. Wrap the sushi mat around the roll, using it to gently compress
the roll from many directions while maintaining its cylindrical shape.
Slice with a very sharp knife.
*What else can you put in besides cucumber?
Anything you put in should be cut into approx. 1/4" strips.
Some things need to be simmered in seasoning broth. I use one pot to do
all simmering, starting with a mixture of equal parts rice wine and water,
plus a little sugar and soy sauce. Cook things in order of taste, i.e
carrots, then mushrooms, then tempeh, so that strong tasting things don't
flavor delicate things. By the end your broth will be very tasty.
lightly steamed asparagus
alfalfa sprouts
steamed spinach--with a sesame oil/garlic sauce for Korean style, or plain
carrots--simmer
pickled yellow root--Korean. Don't ask me what this really is.
daikon radish--soak in sugar water after cutting
dried shiitake mushrooms--simmer and remove stems before slicing
tempeh--simmer
pickled plums--WEIRD
very fresh tofu--don't use both tofu and tempeh
baked/marinated tofu
kampyo==gourd strips--cook for a long time in a separate simmer sauce with
extra sugar and soy
avocado--in which case the sushi becomes a 'feast'
sesame seeds--just a few for crunch if you are willing...
Things that I have picked out of sushi rolls because they taste bad:
sweet red pepper
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Date: 7/10/2005 23:24:34 -0400
From: Cristina manas <lovelikewar@bluebottle.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
You justify things like "the earth is flat" and
"being gay is wrong"
because it is written in the bible. However, a lot of things are
written in the bible including that it is OK to beat your children.
Does this mean you approve of domestic violence?
The bible is a mix of truth and untruth and for you to take everything
word for word is obscenely uneducated.
If it's in the Bible, it is true.
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Date: 7/10/2005 23:35:38 -0400
From: Cristina manas <lovelikewar@bluebottle.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
Upon further reading: i've decided, your site has
to be a joke. It just
has to be.
It's as real as God.
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Date: 7/10/2005 22:28:31 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Women: Natures Punching Bag
God women are cunts. Rape is more like more like
beastility. The woman beast thing. Ever curb stomp
women? Its good fun. Your awsome. P.S. Catholics are evil.
?!
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Date: 7/10/2005 22:34:08 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: " I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died"
That what I have to say to catholics and the
mormons.
They give their kids AIDS.
Eh?
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Date: 7/10/2005 22:35:38 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
Women are slaves to.
Dude. Shut up.
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Date: 7/10/2005 22:37:36 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
I thought Morbid Angel was gonna kick ass. But god
DAMN!!!
?
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Date: 7/10/2005 22:38:34 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Tim Is Gay
Tim is gay.
Who?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Date: 7/10/2005 22:39:18 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
Now I'm eating a catholics dog.
...
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Date: 7/10/2005 22:57:40 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Mike Manan's Story
Mike Manan's got a story to tell.
..
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Date: 7/10/2005 22:59:20 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: I Hope You Get Deported
Stupid mexicans. I hope the Germans get deported.
They
just drink...and eat their hotdogs.
..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Date: 7/10/2005 23:00:44 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis
Thats what fucking happens when you DONT FUCKING
FLOSS!
...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Date: 7/10/2005 23:03:18 -0700
From: Joel Bostwick <kill_for_me2000@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: I just saw the gayest guy on earth
he hangs around in allston,he always wears a tree
shirt
his favorite band is roadsaw,he hangs out at the model
cafe
he hangs out with toxic narcotic,he's got a tribal
tattoo
his best friend is joe bonni,he's got his eyebrow
pierced
he has purple dreadlocks,he works at herrell's ice
cream
he wears an "allston rock city" t-shirt,i hope you
fucking die
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