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Date: 7/1/2005 22:44:31 -0500
From: AnLiaC@aol.com
Reply-to: AnLiaC@aol.com
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: rape
If this is really "Pastor Jim,"
I am angela (manteli apulainen) and I understand that you are trying to be
satirical in what you do. But I really, really, really do NOT like the page on
rape, no matter what kind of stupid joke it is. Fine, that is what it says in
the bible. Whatever. No woman who has been sexually assulted ever wants to
hear that, not one of them. NOBODY wants to make a joke of that. I cried when
I read that ok, I cried to the point that I just shut off my computer and wept.
That is one of the most horrific things I have ever read. Idiots I can deal
with, but intelligent people who write stuff like that? That I cannot deal
with. It disgusts me that somebody would write that anywhere, but it disgusts
me ever more that somebody would make a joke of it. I don't know you, and you
don't know me. But please, if you have any kind of heart, take that off your
site. Because I am one of the lucky ones. I am one of the survivors. I am one
of the ones that got counseling, that got help a!
fter I was raped. Yeah, you read that correctly. I. Was. Raped. But I know
that it is NOT MY FAULT. But what about the others. The hundreds of thousands
of others that were raped, molested, treated like a piece of garbage but were
never told that it wasn't their fault. How the HELL do you think they would feel
if they came across your stupid "joke?" Think about it. Get back to
me. Or just post this on your lovely site informing me that I am an imbecile.
Whatever you want.
Angela
You know what, I apologize that this
struck you as it did, but I think that it is important to say. I repeated
something from the Bible that few Christians would mention. Why? Since it makes
Christianity look bad to the mainstream. This truth about what the Bible says
must be demonstrated to show Christians what they really believe. Again -- I
apologize what I wrote brought up the memories you wish to forget from your
past, but I firmly believe what I do helps people in the long run, and a page
like that is vital to showing people what Christianity is based on. It's called
preaching the Bible beyond John 3:16.
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Date: 7/3/2005 15:21:51 +1000
From: "Ben Chapman" <chapmanb@bigpond.net.au>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A
Just another redneck fuckwit. It's no wonder that the rest of the world
hates Americans. I feel sorry for those people in the US that have to
bear the consequences of "morans" (it is spelt 'moron', moron. Try using
'Spell Check') like you when they travel abroad.
Don't hate America or my president will start a war
against your country.
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Date: 7/3/2005 15:21:51 +1000
From: "Ben Chapman" <chapmanb@bigpond.net.au>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Rape
How can you condone the rape of women? Does your wife know that you
support such a stance or did you apply the teachings of Deuteronomy 22
to her. How many women have you raped under the other "allowable"
conditions laid out in Deuteronomy and Numbers?
"How can you condone the rape of women?"
How can people follow a religion with a
book that says that a raped woman must marry the rapist or be executed?
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Date: 7/3/2005 02:12:14 EDT
From: Prc71185@cs.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Is masterbastion a sin if your not married & don't have a girl
friend. Ryan.
Where is your e-mail?
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Date: 7/3/2005 02:24:00 EDT
From: Prc71185@cs.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)
I changed my mind about you. Your a racist pig and your not fit to be a
pastor. You sound like one of those rednecked pastors and I bet you are. Your
site is a abomanation to the true christians in this world. Sincerly the
Catholic
teen.
That's nice.
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Date: 7/03/2005 10:31:49 +0000
From: "Hollie B" <singbluesilver4@hotmail.co.uk>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: a quick question.
Hey there Pastor Jim, I was just wondering. On my last email on 17th June,
you left my email signature ::
in the email I sent you. which intrigued me. now you are probably not
aware of this because you, because of your beliefs, do you not agree with
alternative music, but that is Jonathan Davis. It just amused me that you
left that on there because he has an extremely strong view against the
Christian church, and also because thats two guys hugging.. Aren't you
against gay people, and against people that don't agree with your beliefs?
Well it made me smile. Interesting site, by the way.
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I'm Just The Way That The
Doctor
Made Me!
I'm not the person you think I
am.
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Date: 7/3/2005 23:26:10 EDT
From: JessieLain14@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Some random stuff!
Hey
I was reading over the stuff you said about rape and I was just thinking
who would marry someone that they were raped by? Who would marry someone that
has caused that person so much pain? I was raped by a guy and they never
found out who the man was and I was all alone and nobody could of heard my crys
and screams, so does that means that I am going to go to hell? Everyone has
made mistakes and I am sure that you have to, so why do you make it out like
your
the best person that walked this planet? If your wife every cheated on you
would you murder her, divorce her, or just forgive her?
Well write me back.
"I was reading over the stuff you said about rape and I
was just thinking
who would marry someone that they were raped by?"
The woman who was raped must, and must marry that man or
they will be publicly executed and go to Hell. It's all in the Bible.
"I was raped by a guy and they never
found out who the man was and I was all alone and nobody could of heard my crys
and screams, so does that means that I am going to go to hell?"
According to the Bible -- Yes.
"so why do you make it out like your
the best person that walked this planet?"
Because I'm Christian and going to Heaven.
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Date: 7/04/2005 04:28:49 +0000
From: "johnny max" <johnny745@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: HI
What, what are you trying to say with your site man first of all you sound
uneducated, if you wore educated you would not write this crap.
SOME EDUCATION FOR YOU FROM A EDUCATED MUSLIM
Muslims smell very bad considering their skin is made of poop, and they also
like to put red dots on their foreheads to show their affiliation with
Satan. They are really just Satan's "Poo Warriors" since their skin is made
from poop.
1.Red dots on the for heads, those are Indians from India and they are not
Muslims.
2.That so called map THE TERRORIST REGION it should expend to Asia, Europe
(Bosnia, Kosovo) and half of Russia.
And the statement that my people smell is we use special spices and aromas
which you can't afford, but some Americans just smell because they don't
take showers. Check your world history and you will see how much history,
art, science and discovery, Muslim people haw contributed to this world,
every dam thing that white man has done in his history from art to religion
can be traced back to Muslims. If you Americans are so smart how come that
Muslim world own 20% of American Economy, how come that Muslims world wide
go to another muslim country to fight invaders but Americans just bitch and
protest against their own people. There are people for Saudi Arabia, Sudan,
Iran, Afghanistan, Bosnia and many other muslim countries fighting in Iraq
against Americans, it just shows you that you don't haw to pay Muslim to
fight for his religion and the country like you haw to pay american solider.
You have to remember Muslims haw defeated any invader that come toward them,
but one of the most important things that we haw is our word, when a Muslim
say that he will do something he will do it no mater what, that is when
America is afraid of and that is what Americans don't have. AMERICA IS
INVADING MUSLIM COUNTRIES BECAUSE OF ECONOMIC REASONS SUCH AS OIL, BUT YOU
TELL ME WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I COME IN TO YOUR HOUSE AND STARTED DEMANDING
STAFF YOU WOULD TELL ME TO GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT. THAT IS WHAT WE ARE
TELLING YOU IN IRAQ
PS - YOU THING YOUR RELIGION IS SO PERFECT THINK AGAIN, YOU THINK GOD WILL
LOOK KINDLY TOWARD YOU AND YOUR HATEFUL WEBSITE.
That is all i have to say about that.
I HATE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER
Of course you don't know any better.
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Date: 7/4/2005 05:05:16 EDT
From: Riv2Carl@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Hello "Pastor Jim Nichols".............
Himmler
This is not Hate Mail, but it is more on the Neutral side of things. I must
inform you that you are quiet misinformed about many of the subjects you talk
about. Before Judeo Christianity spread to Europe, the people of Europe were
Pagans,Wiccans,Hellenists, etc. Christianity is a religion created by Jews,
the original scriptures were written in "HEBREW". Jesus was a jew, therefore
you need to rethink you're religious affiliation. I am a National Socialist,
and christianity has weakened European peoples into accepting "equality"
and"love" the enemy.
The truth is that Christianity is of jewish origin. Athiests and Pagans have
nothing to do with liberals, infact its the opposite, these are religious
beliefs that originate from European/Aryan roots. Hitler was a
christian.....lol. He believed Christianity was a weakness, and that the
European race should
return to their original Aryan religions. Just read Mein Kampf to verify it.
You are extremely confused, i hate Liberals and Jews more then you do. What
you need to understand is that christianity/judaism go hand in hand and were
created by Hebrews. Its better to believe the Truth, then to be enslaved by
jewish/xtian lies.
Speaking TRUTH AND FACT.
A reply would be honorary.
"Himmler
This is not Hate Mail"
Yet you mention me as a top ranking Nazi.
"Jesus was a jew, therefore
you need to rethink you're religious affiliation."
Yes He was. True Jews are really what we call
"Christians". The Jews of today still follow the stuff they did before Jesus
came, but Jesus came to save the world and the real Jews, who follow God know
Jesus is Lord.
"I am a National Socialist"
Interesting.
"Athiests"
What's that?
"Hitler was a
christian"
Yes.
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Date: 7/4/2005 16:49:35 EDT
From: Prc71185@cs.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)
The other day I asked You a ? this was befor I found out some of your
morals. The only one I agree with Is the science is evil & that Masterbation
is
a sin. But a lot of What you say is not even worth listening to. 1) bread is
not evil. Because jesus said take this bread & eat for it is my body. 2)
vegtibles are healthy for you. 3) Jesus was Jewish. so dont make a mochary of
the
Christain faith & dont call your self a true christain if your going to be
beist agaist other people.
-- The miracle of American home schooling. --
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Date: 7/05/2005 01:33:43 -0800
From: "marguerite_spears" <marguerite_spears@ipa.net>
To: <pastorjim@truechristian.com>
Subject: hey
hi
Umm...hi?
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Date: 7/5/2005 16:24:43 -0700
From: john tracy <johnmtracy@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: The demons and the swine
Pastor Jim,
You know well the Bible story of Jesus allowing the demonic spirits,
who had caused the man they had infested to act like a werewolf, to
enter the herd of hogs after Jesus exorcised them from the man. Well,
now you know where deviled ham comes from.
John
Demon and devils are two completely different races. Devils (Baatezu) are
Lawfully Evil, and demons (Tanar'ri) are Chaotically Evil.
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Date: 7/5/2005 18:16:04 -0700
From: john doe <nyarlathotep_egypt@yahoo.co*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: awesome
I gotta say, this is one funny site, i love it. And i love all the people who
take it for real (like i used too) peaople can be so ignorant. this is one of
the best websites i have ever seen. Say, you Aren't the same guy who ,made the
P.A.R.O.D.Y. anti-goth site are you? Any way, see ya dawg!
No I didn't make that page, though I completely know what
you are referring to.
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Date: 7/5/2005 22:03:54 EDT
From: Tbrosx2@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Is your website a joke?
I would like to know if you website is a joke and I need a response to this
e-mail.
It is as real as God.
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Date: 7/05/2005 22:34:00 -0400
From: "Truth Relative" <truth_is_relative@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Website feedback
Dear Pastor Jim
I read over much of your webiste today, and I would like to offer you some
suggestions. First, you should know that I have created a new e-mail
address just for the purpose of e-mailing you, since I have suspicions about
how you edit letters you receive. I will make sure that my English is
impeccable, so that you may not have the opportunity of avoiding a comment I
might have by correcting my grammar or spelling. Frankly, I suspect you
insert spelling and grammar errors into your received letters so you can
avoid actually answering some questions.
I am not going to accuse you of hatred, not pass any judgment upon you. As
far as I am concerned, you can believe whatever you choose to and it will
not effect me in the slightest way. That is entirely your right and even
your obligation. I am not even going to ask you any questions, since I
could easily predict your answers.
However, I would like to make some suggestions for your website. You see, I
am a web designer myself, and since I am fairly certain that website design
is not mentioned in the Bible, I can hope that you might hear some
constructive suggestions.
First off, when bashing science, please do your research. It lends so much
more credibility to your viewpoint when you get the other side correct. For
example, your contention that "pi" is equal to 3 is quite laughable.
Science claims it is the RATIO between the diameter and the circumference of
a circle, not the circumference itself. Also, since you can easily divide
the values given in the Bible by 10, I suggest you multiply them by 10, do
the measurement to a 2-decimal-point accuracy, and tell me if you don't end
up with 3.14. And please show the mathematical steps. It will lend you
more credibility.
Second, do away with the "e-mail bag." It doesn't help your cause to post
responses to people that don't answer their questions. Obviously, when the
response to "What does the Bible say about abortion?" is "It's in the Bible"
you would seem to have virtually no interest in communication, nor in
fulfilling the role of pastor as guide and teacher to all things
theological. It hurts your credibility, so I would suggest you take that
section out.
Best regards
Anonymous
"I read over much of your webiste today"
My what?
"since I have suspicions about
how you edit letters you receive."
I swear on my life I have NEVER edited one e-mail.
"I will make sure that my English is
impeccable"
Oh I see, you thought about that after your first mistake.
"Frankly, I suspect you
insert spelling and grammar errors into your received letters so you can
avoid actually answering some questions."
No -- people who disagree with the site really are that
stupid. If you think I'm lying I'll provide screen shots of my e-mail inbox from
2005 up (I deleted everything before that).
"That is entirely your right and even
your obligation."
I'm right about the Bible. That's it.
"And please show the mathematical steps."
There are none. I'm pointing out what the Bible says to
Christians who say they believe the Bible 100%.
"Second, do away with the "e-mail bag.""
Me-thinks you are jealous of all the e-mails I receive.
"It hurts your credibility, so I would suggest you take
that
section out."
I'm not trying to make a credibility here. I'm trying to
demonstrate what is in the Bible. I am a demonstration of everything that
Christians try to pretend doesn't exist within there religion, but DOES.
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Date: 7/6/2005 06:53:19 EDT
From: Freakinawesome07@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)
hello, I was just wondering..
If all people are considered equal then why do you persecute gays.
If jesus loves all men, then why do you say he hates gays?
I'm just curious on why someone choosing the life style of being gay is
wrong.
Please inform me on your opion on gays. I was just lookin at your website,
and i was curious on why being gay is wrong besides what the bible says. By the
way the bible was written many years ago, times have changed. the bible can
also be sexest does that make it right?
I'm not gay but i just like to hear the opions of others, thats all.
thank you for your time
-HOLLY
"If all people are considered equal then why do you
persecute gays."
All people aren't considered equal in the eyes of the
Lord. We only remind gays they will go to Hell if they do not repent from their
sins.
"If jesus loves all men, then why do you say he hates
gays?"
Since the Bible says so.
"I'm just curious on why someone choosing the life
style of being gay is
wrong."
I'm glad you agree with Christian Science in that gays
'chose' their lifestyle. Well done!
"Please inform me on your opion on gays."
Opion? Is that some sort of drug?
"i was curious on why being gay is wrong besides what
the bible says."
Just the Bible.
"By the
way the bible was written many years ago, times have changed."
But God's word and laws don't.
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Date: 7/6/2005 16:02:59 -0400
From: <wswomen@earthlink.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: How dare you?
How dare you mock the Christian faith like this. This site is nothing but, a
joke. You're not even a Pastor your just some jackass making fun of the
Christian faith. Also, if women are such filthy whores why are you married to
one and why are you so proud of your daughter. You don't have an adress up
because your church doesn't exist plain and simple. If anyone goes to hell it's
going to be you for trying to pass yourself off as a good Christian
Shut your lip, bitch.
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Date: 7/06/2005 20:20:21 +0000
From: AtlasX@comcast.net
To: <pastorjim@truechristian.com> (Stupid)
Subject: I have a question
Look at the dude open the door!

Right..
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Date: 7/6/2005 18:56:37 EDT
From: Prc71185@cs.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)
Catholics were here first.
Here first? Could you emphasize your point more?
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Date: 7/6/2005 18:58:51 EDT
From: Prc71185@cs.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)
The catholic church is the true christian church. Your the one whose going to
hell.
That's nice. Go run along to your church so a priest can
molest you.
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Date: 7/6/2005 18:59:56 EDT
From: Prc71185@cs.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)
Your going to hell pastor. The Catholic church will prevail
?
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Date: 7/6/2005 19:03:16 EDT
From: Prc71185@cs.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)
Your an evil retard. The Catholic church was the first church of christ. It
is not evil your church is satin. I think your the lowest scum of the earth for
what you said about us. It is untrue.
"Your an evil retard."
No, "You're an evil retard"!
"your church is satin"
What the Hell does that make yours? Wool?
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Date: 7/6/2005 19:19:50 EDT
From: Prc71185@cs.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)
This is my last time to email you. My name is Ryan as you figured I am
catholic. what do you have against Catholics. We've had to suffer just as much
as
other Christians. During the brake with Rome hundreds of us were killed by Henry
VIII including his own wife Katherine of Aragon. We were the first Christian
church to be established. I do apologize for my rudeness. What you said was
offending. I do agree with some of the things you said all science is evil &
masterbastion is a sin. sincerely Ryan.
Hehehehehehe!!
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Date: 7/06/2005 23:04:46 -0600
From: "girlofthecharter@hotmail.com The world has gone crazy..." <girlofthecharter@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
CC: unique_the_obsessive_one@hotmail.com, emilymatt90@msn.com, elisabeth@kaseda.com,
brokendreams_brokentears@hotmail.com, dark_bush99@hotmail.com
Subject: Website.
NOTE: This is only written to "Pastor" Jim there. To the others who
receive this email, I want you to help me work to get his blaspheme off the
internet. If you don't feel like reading something that will make you sick
to the very core, then don't go to this link.
http://truechristian.com/atheists.html
Okay. I'm going to try to be as nice as possible. When I saw your website,
I started shaking with anger. How can you defile the word of God in the
sick way you have? Telling us to kill athiests? Calling them nigger
lovers? What the hell? Why did you even use that as an insult? I have had
many African American friends, and they all loved God, beleived in him, and
went to church almost every Sunday. How are blacks any lesser than whites?
You are nothing more than a white supremesist. Your comments sicken me. I
have also had several atheist friends, and do you know what? They were good
people. And I witnessed to them. I CONVERTED ONE TO CHRISTIANITY!!! God
says to witness to nonbeleivers. You say anyone who even talks to an
athiest is going to hell. So, how exactly are we supposed to witness?
Also, there have been many atheists who have emailed you. You replied to
their emails. Guess what? According to you, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!
Atheists are not demons, and they can be very loving and kind people. They
do not fill our prisons, and I really doubt every single atheist is a
terrorist.
I also noticed your favorite email #16, and your response was very
disturbing:
"if you think your site is helping christianity, think again. i got 10 of my
christian friends to become atheists when i showed them your site. good
job."
SWEET!
^,..^
*dancing*
I see... you are happy that your words brought ten people away from God?
Well then...
Also, you said that if you miss church even once, you will go straight to
hell. What if you have been in a serious accident, and can't leave the
hospital? You go to hell? Right... I have missed church before, and I am
certainly no atheist, and am not going to hell.
Your comments on women are horrible. In your response to favorite email
#13, you admitted that you LOCK UP YOUR OWN DAUGHTER, YOUR OWN FLESH AND
BLOOD, WHEN SHE IS ON HER PERIOD. I should report you for child abuse.
What is the point of locking her up? What do you think she's going to do?
You treat your wife like an animal. And what is this crap about original
sin? Yes, Eve ate the fruit from the tree of Knowledge, but only she is
responsible for that sin. Anyway, God punished her by making women give
painul births. But he ALSO punished man by making him have to work the
ground for food, and filling the earth with weeds and infertility to make it
even more difficult. Apparentely you pick and choose which parts of the
Bible to acknowledge. WOMEN ARE NOT SLAVES TO MEN. WE ARE COMPANIONS, AND
GOD TOLD US TO TREAT WOMEN WITH RESPECT.
The worst part of all, you told us to MURDER ATHEISTS! MURDER! Murder is a
sin! And human lives are not ours to take, but for God. He created our
lives, and only he can take them away. If you kill someone, you are
challenging God, and basically saying, "I have taken the life of one of your
children, your creation. What are you gonna do about it?" Judgement is
only for God to render, and not for hateful people such as yourself.
And I know if you reply to this email, you are going to play the innocent
man. You will say things like, "I never said that," "I have no idea what
you are talking about," or you will just ignore what was said altogether,
instead taking the opportunity to insult my intellect. For example, in
favorite email #15:
"I thought committing a murdur was a sin??? Isnt it?!!"
It is.
Um, what exactly is the point of that response there? Why are you telling
us to kill atheists, when you yourself admit that murder is a sin???
Also, how on earth is Jesus an American? WTF? America didn't even exist
when Jesus lived.
I think you got all of your stupid information from the Old Testament, not
taking into account that Jesus died for us so that we can be forgiven. For
example, you quoted:
17"Therefore come out from them
and be separate, says the Lord.
Touch no unclean thing,
and I will receive you."[3]
Um, we don't really need to worry about clean or unclean anymore, because
Jesus died for our sins. I had a HAM and cheese sandwich for lunch today.
Am I going to hell for eating a pig?
You also said to homeschool children, telling them the "truth" about
atheists. Apparently you mean your false truth. Let's all teach the little
children to kill the atheists! You talk big, but you don't have any guts,
so you have to put evil lies on the internet, where you don't have to look
the people reading it in the eye. You are in the safety of your own home
while almost everyone who reads your crap wants to scoop your eyes right out
of your head, shave you bald, and slice your hands and tongue off so you
will never tell another lie again. Coward. You also tell people to kill
atheists. Have you ever killed one? Murderer! You will go to prison for
the rest of your life, then be sent to hell. If you haven't, then you
certainly have thought of killing one. The Bible says that if you imagine
committing a sin, then you have. So you have committed murder in your
heart. Your heart is full of hate.
I also cannot beleive that you have a child, whom you lock up when she has
her period and metally abuse. You are also teaching her false beleifs that
were discredited when people realised that the Bible is sometimes
misinterpreted. For example, people used to think that left handed people
are satanic just because the Bible says it is good to be on the right hand
of God. It was just a misinterpretation of the Bible.
GOD LOVES EVERYONE. "FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY
BEGOTTEN SON, THAT WHOEVER BELEIVES IN HIM SHALL NOT PERISH, BUT HAVE
ETERNAL LIFE." GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL.
And why do you swear so much? If you are so smart, wouldn't you be able to
think of more intelligent insults than low brow cuss words? And I quote,
from favorite email #17:
"Your such a lowdow dirty mother freaker!"
The proper term is "mother fucker". Get it right, bitch.
I rest my case.
If I tried to say all the things I am thinking right now, this email would
go on forever. I will leave simply by saying that you are in my prayers,
and I hope you see the light.
Please tell many others to not go to my website. It is a
great way to get more hits since it will make them want to see what I do here.
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Date: 7/6/2005 23:09:18 -0700
From: Emily Jordan <bubbly_rainbows@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: you are wrong
How can Jesus be American when America wasn't around when jesus was
born!?! That is so stupid! Atheists do not try to make people join their
religion! They aren't religious! The defintion of being Atheist is not having a
religion! Christians did the same thing thousands of years ago when they forced
their religion on countless people. Atheists are nothing like you say they are.
If you think they are a religion, how come you don't mention anything about
Hindus or Buddhists, or Pagans?
The Earth is not flat. If you don't believe me, try to walk off the
edge of the Earth. How could you possibly say that the sun is smaller than the
Earth? We have pictures from outer space proving that it is much, much bigger.
If the sun did revolve around the Earth, the days would be around six months.
About being home-schooled and being taught only about the Bible, the
children would grow up completly drained of any intelligence, or indivisuality
what-so-ever. They would grow up to work at a fast-food restraunt or the local
grocery store. Is that really what you want for your good Chrisian children?
Signed,
Emily (The
Atheist, or the Demon)
Didn't know atheists were so blind..
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Date: 7/07/2005 12:05:57 -0400
From: "Rob Coleman" <bush_is_poopy@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: rape
You know, if we follow the teachings of the bible on the subject of rape,
this could be a great way to acquire a beautiful, rich wife! Just rape her
and then she has to marry you. What a deal!
Rob
Basically.
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Date: 7/07/2005 12:13:44 -0400
From: "Livie Janosi" <livie_690@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
One question: What the fuck is a "moran"??
Did you mean "moron" with an "o" not an "a"???
Who's the fucking MORON now? God probably hates you for being such an idiot
and then trying to insult others!..I bet you masturbate more than anyone and
you should really look up the word "fag" in the dictionary, if you want to
address them as something use "homosexual".
You're a GOOF! I hope you know what that me
That's nice.
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Date: 7/07/2005 12:16:41 -0400
From: "ben brogan" <seinlanguage_31@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Masturbation Website??? How Stupid!
You have got be kidding me right? Masturbation sends you to hell?? This is
the biggest crock of shit that I have ever heard. Where the hell did this
nonsense come from? There are way bigger issues to deal with in the world
today. I usually ignore religious propaganda websites when I come up to them,
but this really made me angry. You extremists are just like religious nut-jobs
in the middle east, always condemning someone to HELL just because they have
different beliefs than you. Why do you let yourself be programmed? Its one
thing to believe in something stupid, and it is another thing to believe in
something stupid and conveying it to others. We should worry about homeland
security as opposed to masturbation...uh huh huhuhuhh. One last thing I hope
you people soon find the hypocracy in your man-made religion.
Feel free to email back with a rebuttal.
Yours Agnostically,
B Brogan
Are you writing this since you ran out of tissue paper and
lotion?
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Date: 7/7/2005 11:38:45 -0700
From: "otto vega" <ottovega903@hotmail.co*>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: hello
Jim Nicholls Oh my god I love you. you made my day. you're my hero. you should
be a comidiant you will get way more money.
I was reading your points of veiw on Masturbation and I think if we wanna put
all this 95% americans in jail we better start building more jails
instead of homes. Ive have never ever heard something likee what you said. have
you ever masturbate don't you like to feel your hands on your jucy cock... well
that was just a question
and I my self love to masturbate. I hope I don't go to jail for that.
let me call the local police and ask about that one.
please feel free to mail me back I would love to help you out.
ottovega903@hotmail.com<mailto:ottovega903@hotmail.com>
s: I wonder why would some one who haves God . would ever have to write warnings
about hate letter
I though God was love and God protected hes sons. maybe we are talking about a
different God right
Paid comedian eh? Consider donating by buying a T-Shirt?
=P
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Date: 7/7/2005 16:29:21 -0500
From: "Dustin Hackworth" <cyborg18@msn.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Im curious
Hello,
Are you like 35? Do you live in your mothers basement? Do make all of this
up? Has anyone sent you praise mail? Free speech is a great privilege, but
people who abuse are a disgrace. You have successfully converted me to an
agnostic. I was debating my Christianity, a this is the site that tipped the
scales. Is it your goal? To turn people AWAY from the Christian faith? Oh and
if the world is flat then how can one clearly see that on totally flat ground
that there is a horizon 12 miles in all directions? Hmm? I am not expecting a
response from you. I hope you take a look at your life and ask yourself if what
your doing is right. Thank you for your time.
"Are you like 35?"
No, but you are only 15.
"Do you live in your mothers basement?"
No.
"Do make all of this up?"
It's all based on the Bible and Christian history.
"Has anyone sent you praise mail?"
Hundreds. Check the e-mail below this.
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Date: 7/07/2005 22:31:35 +0000
From: "Dan Lentini" <phshhdan@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Hello
Your site amused me greatly. Thanks a lot for putting together such a
hilarious webpage it must have taken a lot of time and effort. I especially
love the "real graph" haha.
Thanks!
= )
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Date: 7/7/2005 19:17:06 EDT
From: Bleeth5@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Hey
hey, i just wanted u to know that I am a Catholic conservative. Yet on ur
Catholic page u say some bogus things.... The Apocraphyl books were not
formed/added in 1546... ask our Orthodox brethren if u don't want to believe
us...
Y don't u take off the vulgar language option in the hate mail generator? I
know it isn't actually part of the site, so to speak, but it is still sick
to c on a Christian site. Just trying to help.
God bless,
William
Come again?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Date: 7/7/2005 17:00:16 -0700
From: Emily Jordan <bubbly_rainbows@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: how wrong you really are
I've already sent you and e-mail, but I don't think I quite got my point
through. I was looking at the e-mails you posted no you site. I hated the way
you pointed out every little mistake they made. I was reading something on your
site that said something along the lines of THEY ARE CALLED SHOOTING STARS YOU
MORANS!!! WAKE UP!!! If you are going to call some one else a moron, you should
at least spell it right. You also said that one exclamation point gets the point
across while pointing out the mistakes of some one else's e-mail. Here you have
used three. Some times, you capitalize Atheist, as if it were a religion, but
sometimes you don't. What are Atheists? Everyone including atheists know the
Christian god, God is real. You also say that Atheist have a religion called
Atheism. Being Atheist means that the person doesn't have a religion. They also
don't try to make people join their "religion". Don't think of them as one
person. Think of them as indivisuals, because they are.
Most of us know whats its like for people to try to make us join their
religions, therefore we don't do it to others. If you are going to think that
Pagans are Atheists, then you are just wrong. Encourage conflicts between pagans
(atheists) and agnostics:
Pagans should be capitalized. They are a religion. They are not Devil
worshipers, they worship a Goddess and not Satan. Devil worshipers are called
Satanists. To be Atheist you have to not have a religion. Since being Pagan
requires that you have a religion, they can't be Atheist. Its impossible.
"Anyone who isn't with us is with the terrorists" Sorry, but that's just not
true. The terrorists are the ones that kill innocent people. Atheists don't do
that. I hope you know that the governement is against terrorists, and so are
you. That means that you and the government are on the same side. This is a big
conspiracy made by the government (the branches ran by the Liberals, mainly
NASA). So you hate the government, but you are on their side. That confuses me.
Any real Christian wouldn't hate Atheist. My very Christian friend told me that
"God loves everyone, especially those who stray farthest from him." She was
right. She is a true Christian. Al you are is a stupid, racist, jerk that thinks
he will always be right no matter how many times he's proven wrong! No matter
how many arguments you lose, you think you will always be right. The Bible
wasn't written by God, it was written by men that listened to God and could've
very well changed what the Lord said. I seriously hope you get shot.
"you should at least spell it right."
Okay dear:
"indivisuals"
"Most of us know whats"
"hope you know that the governement"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Date: 7/7/2005 21:13:24 EDT
From: Fluffhead1183@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)
what are you a nazi?
No.
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Date: 7/7/2005 19:00:50 -0700
From: chuck jarvis <chuckjarvis@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Teens with passion
You might reap what you sow.
Do you want God to deal with you the way you advise
people do deal with their fellowman?
You are recruiting terrorists just as surely as any
infidels you must admire so much.
I know many teens who are looking for something to
give their life for and if you say God will bless them
for killing fags then they will go for it just as
surely as they are getting drunk...out of lack of
something to do.
Are you aware of laws about inciting violence? Is
that what God is calling you to do?
Will you be proud of kids in prison for life for
killing a person who is homosexually oriented and has
not done anything other than seek God's Will for his
life and is still seeking that when he is brutally
beaten to death due to something you said?
Actually you are disingenious in being so blatantly
hate full. It is painfully obvious to most Christians
that you do not know the Love of God at all. However,
their are those who only need a bit of your kind of
"justification" to do the evils in their hearts---like
taking life out of God's Hands and taking into their own.
"Are you aware of laws about inciting violence?"
If so, then the Bible should be banned since it incites
violence.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Date: 7/7/2005 22:20:56 EDT
From: HHSTEC@aol.co*
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Thank You
Thank you for making this hilarious site, it truly made my day.
You're welcome!
= )
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Date: 7/7/2005 19:27:18 -0700
From: Joee Weidman <ap0calypsep1eas3@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com, ap0calypsep1eas3@yahoo.com
Subject: N/A
Dear Pastor Jim,
I came across your website and your "Homosexuals" page and i have to say that i
am completely disgusted. How the hell can you call yourself a "true christian"
and condone the killing of other humans? The first thing i read on your page
was your little note that we should "kill fags." Words can't even describe the
feelings that went through me at the moment i read that. Yes, the bible does
condemn homosexuality, I will give you that. But it does not in anyway give you
the right to kill another person, no matter what his/her sexual orientation is,
even if it is "sinful."
That entire page was completely full of bullshit ways that you tried to twist
that bible to say exacly what you want. Take your definition of the word "fag"
for example. God did smite the Sodomites, but it was not for the soul reason
that they were partaking in homosexuality. The Sodomites were sinning in every
way imaginable.
But lets just imagine that you were right for a second in your definiton. Well,
you stated that the term "fag" was meant to include all other forms of sin. And
since no man is sinless except for Jesus, himself, that would mean that you too,
Pastor Jim, are indeed a faggot. Do you still enjoy using the term?
But on to the last paragraph on your lovely page. How can you call someone that
stands along a parade for a certain culture and holds a hateful sign be called
"a servant of God"? I really don't think that you are serving God by completely
disrespecting his sons and daughters.
I really wish that Jesus was on earth right now just so that he could see you
trying to praise him and spit on you and then ask you, "How can you come to me
with praise if you could not even love your fellow man? You do not deserve to
be called my servant."
FUCK YOU.
signed,
an ACTUAL faggot
"How the hell can you call yourself a "true christian"
and condone the killing of other humans?"
By reading the Bible and doing as it says. Guess what --
the Bible commands those things.
"But it does not in anyway give you the right to kill
another person, no matter what his/her sexual orientation is, even if it is
"sinful.""
Really?
Leviticus 20:13
13 " 'If a man lies
with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable.
They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.
"That entire page was completely full
of bullshit"
Disprove what I say with the Bible. I
dare you to try.
"signed,
an ACTUAL faggot"
Makes sense.
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Date: 7/07/2005 23:38:12 -0400
From: "Daniel Kitiona" <necroautomaton@hotmail.co*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Your website reminds me why I'm not a christian
Your website is the funniest thing I have ever read!!!! This has to be one
of the best christian websites out there. I mean how many websites can you
go to get misinformed, deceitful, and just down right bigotry all in the
same place. Thanks for making my life a whole lot better by filling it with
laughter.
Thank you so much!!!
^,..^
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Date: 7/7/2005 20:55:04 -0700
From: Valerie Conicelli <purpletiger888@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: in refrence to your "faggots" article
"pastor" jim,
Yes, i did put pastor in quotations because i think it's ridiculous that you can
even consider yourself a person of God, or any Christian religion whatsoever.
I'm not going to go off on how I don't think you have the right to bash people
with homosexual orientations because the Bible does in fact mention
homosexuality as being sinful. Even as a "pastor" i'm sure you're a hell of alot
more sinful than most of the "fags" in the world because first of all, the Bible
doesn't say ANYTHING about there being a right to kill another human being for
ANY reason.
Second of all, why would God create homosexual people, or even give people the
gift of free will and then say it's alright to kill his creations?
I'm utterly disgusted, and I'm not going to go on about how stupid your website
is and how you pulled most of that shit out of your ass and stuck it online
hoping gullable people filled with un-necessary hate will latch on and believe
any twisted "facts" from the Bible.
Let me ask you a question. You're probably so cowardly that you'd never answer
but just to make you squirm... Have you ever sinned? Have you ever lived with
the hatred and prejudice that some of these "faggots" deal with every day from
ass holes like you who have nothing better to do than to make people turn
against eachother and promote another sin? (murder...you dont have to kill
someone to be a murderer, what you do kills spirits and makes innocent people
THROW UP) Have you ever looked at yourself and thought "Why do i hate "fags" so
much for being sinners when I myself am a sinner for promoting killing and
hatred?" Why do you take God's WORDS from the Bible and twist them into evil
hatred?
I hope you know that for your website, you're more of a sinner than the "fags"
you hate so much..and here's why
1. you LIE about "quotes" from the Bible which you twist
2. you HATE innocent people who are just as guilty of
sin as yourself
3. you say people can email you but if it's not what you
want to hear you probably don't even bother giving it a
second glance or reading it for that matter.
^^which is why I'm going to conclude my email here because i'm wasting my time
on a thick minded sick freak...when I first opened this email the intention
wasn't to be mean or even rude...but guess what...FUCK YOU
and as a final thought..someone should let you know, you're most likely going to
hell..
God Bless :-)
"1. you LIE about "quotes" from the Bible which you
twist"
Prove it using the Bible.
"2. you HATE innocent people who are just as guilty of
sin as yourself"
I only hate people who think they knew the Bible better
than me and haven't even read the thing.
"3. you say people can email you but if it's not what
you
want to hear you probably don't even bother giving it a
second glance or reading it for that matter."
I respond to basically all of them at least. I don't have
that much free time to focus on them all like I would like to.
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Date: 7/07/2005 22:31:34 -0700
From: "jason clem" <greyfeld@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A
MASTURBATION EQUALS VIOLENCE! How
can any honest person believe otherwise in the face of the overwhelming evidence
presented here? The one thing that the authors of these messages have in common,
other than the fact that they are all seething powderkegs of homicidal fury, is
that they all MASTURBATE!
So... out of curiosity... how do you explain the
millions of people on the face of the earth that aren't violently inclined yet
still engage in this "despicible" act.
Myth: Masturbation is not immoral.
Reality: Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed upon
the ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan wasn't Masturbating,
but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the
reason.
So are you also stating that every male in the history
of our planet is guilty of going against god's wishes? Because if you read up
in any basic male reproductive cycle journal, you'll find that when a male
doesn't ejaculate for a time they have what are called "wet dreams" at night,
where sperm escapes from the penis in the middle of sleep. That seems like a
bit of a waste to me.
And if you would like, I have all the time in the world to prove why many of
your statements and theories are not only WRONG, but UNSOUND as well... try
going back to school.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Date: 7/08/2005 00:15:08 -0400
From: chris carani <chriscarani2005@msn.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Dear Lucifer
Satan,
So how long have you been wearing your garment of wool. Do you really
think we are so blind that we may not see your disguise. You really
think we are so dumb we would believe that you are actually Christian,
let alone a pastor.
I think your true nature is clear to anyone who sees with the eyes of
his heart. This is a fake site, designed to turn people away from the
Christian faith. It is actually funny to see some of the ridiculous
garbage on here. The kids section is just hilarious. I can't believe
people actually get mad at such blatant attempts to slander the word of
GOD.
Anyhow, have fun burining in hell satan.
"burining in hell"
Eh?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Date: 7/8/2005 02:13:36 -0700
From: Josh Macias <goodfella101@sbcglobal.net>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: People take you Serious?
I find your masturbation claim to be very amusing. I and my watercooler friends
had a nice laugh at it at work. Thanks! I also liked the chart and how you
didn't cite one source for the chart. It's almost like you pulled it out of your
ass! Wow, man more people are laughing at stupid claims than you realize. Even
my Christian Conservative co-workers had a good laugh.
Cool.
= )
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Date: 7/8/2005 09:21:21 EDT
From: MURDERYUREGO@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)
Is your page on masturbation a joke?,because it is some of the dumbest
bullshit i have ever read.
It is as real as God.
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Date: 7/08/2005 10:43:24 -0400
From: "Truth Relative" <truth_is_relative@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Follow-up
Dear Pastor Jim
Thank-you for taking the time to respond to my previous e-mail. I'm glad
that you pointed out my typo regarding your "webiste." You know what I
meant, I'm sure - I'll not assume you are that stupid, even though you are
quick to label me "stupid" for such a small error. It's a shame that most
people sending you e-mail don't bother to spell-check. For my part, I'm
still trying to figure out what "moran" is supposed to mean.
I think for me your whole world-view boils down to this: You have made the
decision to see in the world a hateful God, and you follow this hatred in
your life. This is your decision. You also decide to have no interest in
real discourse, as your viewpoint is 100% infallible.
Given the choice between leading a life of love and being denied entrance to
Heaven, or leading a life of hatred and granted entrance to Heaven, I think
most people will choose the life of love. Given the choice between
discourse and blind faith, I think most people would choose discourse. Just
because these are things most people would choose does not make them
"right." The same applies to your choices, IMHO.
Best regards
Anonymous
"I'll not assume you are that stupid, even though you
are
quick to label me "stupid" for such a small error."
I proved to you that it is people's own mistakes that are
in the e-mails. I don't edit them at all.
"You have made the
decision to see in the world a hateful God"
Yeah, I'm sorry for reading the Bible.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Date: 7/8/2005 11:28:14 -0400
From: Steve-O <freak247@adelphia.net>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Great Website
Hey, I just skimmed through your website and I think it's absolutely funny and
absolutely sad at the same time how many people take your words and twist them
into something you didn't say. I especially like the christians who try to make
you look like a hypocrite when they use profanity up the wazoo. I believe there
is a correct use for profanity, but not in anger towards a brother in Christ.
They really don't understand how that bad it makes them look. And the hate
mail generator just made me die laughing. I am in a rock band called Jude the
Obscure and it's almost the same reaction when I tell some christians that I'm
in a rock band. I get christians telling me that rock music is evil and I see
all the websites that say rock music is devilish and it's hard to believe that
people out there still believe that. But I really believe that if Jesus was
visible to us today, I believe that he would be the first one in the mosh pit.
Thanks for the hilarity even though some will cast aside their salvation
because they misunderstand you. It is their choice to mock God and their choice
to throw salvation away. But exposing hipocrisy is usually worth it because you
will help someone else realize how wrong those people really are.
Steven Oleksiak
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