True Christian Church of Christ

Psalm 94:16 Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me. ---- Psalm 109:9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow. --- Hebrews 12:4 Ye have not yet resisted unto blood, striving against sin. --- John 1:18 No man hath seen God at any time, the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him. --- John 3:3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. --- Genesis 32:30 And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. --- John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ---

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Date: 7/1/2005 22:44:31 -0500
From: AnLiaC@aol.com
Reply-to: AnLiaC@aol.com
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: rape

If this is really "Pastor Jim,"
I am angela (manteli apulainen) and I understand that you are trying to be satirical in what you do. But I really, really, really do NOT like the page on rape, no matter what kind of stupid joke it is. Fine, that is what it says in the bible. Whatever. No woman who has been sexually assulted ever wants to hear that, not one of them. NOBODY wants to make a joke of that. I cried when I read that ok, I cried to the point that I just shut off my computer and wept. That is one of the most horrific things I have ever read. Idiots I can deal with, but intelligent people who write stuff like that? That I cannot deal with. It disgusts me that somebody would write that anywhere, but it disgusts me ever more that somebody would make a joke of it. I don't know you, and you don't know me. But please, if you have any kind of heart, take that off your site. Because I am one of the lucky ones. I am one of the survivors. I am one of the ones that got counseling, that got help a!
fter I was raped. Yeah, you read that correctly. I. Was. Raped. But I know that it is NOT MY FAULT. But what about the others. The hundreds of thousands of others that were raped, molested, treated like a piece of garbage but were never told that it wasn't their fault. How the HELL do you think they would feel if they came across your stupid "joke?" Think about it. Get back to me. Or just post this on your lovely site informing me that I am an imbecile. Whatever you want.
Angela

You know what, I apologize that this struck you as it did, but I think that it is important to say. I repeated something from the Bible that few Christians would mention. Why? Since it makes Christianity look bad to the mainstream. This truth about what the Bible says must be demonstrated to show Christians what they really believe. Again -- I apologize what I wrote brought up the memories you wish to forget from your past, but I firmly believe what I do helps people in the long run, and a page like that is vital to showing people what Christianity is based on. It's called preaching the Bible beyond John 3:16.

Date: 7/3/2005 15:21:51 +1000
From: "Ben Chapman" <chapmanb@bigpond.net.au>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A

Just another redneck fuckwit. It's no wonder that the rest of the world
hates Americans. I feel sorry for those people in the US that have to
bear the consequences of "morans" (it is spelt 'moron', moron. Try using
'Spell Check') like you when they travel abroad.

Date: 7/3/2005 15:21:51 +1000
From: "Ben Chapman" <chapmanb@bigpond.net.au>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Rape

How can people follow a religion with a book that says that a raped woman must marry the rapist or be executed?
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Date: 7/3/2005 02:12:14 EDT
From: Prc71185@cs.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Is masterbastion a sin if your not married & don't have a girl friend. Ryan.

Date: 7/3/2005 02:24:00 EDT
From: Prc71185@cs.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)

I changed my mind about you. Your a racist pig and your not fit to be a
pastor. You sound like one of those rednecked pastors and I bet you are. Your
site is a abomanation to the true christians in this world. Sincerly the Catholic
teen.

Date: 7/03/2005 10:31:49 +0000
From: "Hollie B" <singbluesilver4@hotmail.co.uk>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: a quick question.

Hey there Pastor Jim,

I was just wondering. On my last email on 17th June, you left my email signature ::

in the email I sent you. which intrigued me. now you are probably not aware of this because you, because of your beliefs, do you not agree with alternative music, but that is Jonathan Davis. It just amused me that you left that on there because he has an extremely strong view against the Christian church, and also because thats two guys hugging.. Aren't you against gay people, and against people that don't agree with your beliefs?

Well it made me smile. Interesting site, by the way.

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I'm Just The Way That The

Doctor

Made Me!

I'm not the person you think I am.

Date: 7/3/2005 23:26:10 EDT
From: JessieLain14@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Some random stuff!

Hey
I was reading over the stuff you said about rape and I was just thinking
who would marry someone that they were raped by? Who would marry someone that
has caused that person so much pain? I was raped by a guy and they never
found out who the man was and I was all alone and nobody could of heard my crys
and screams, so does that means that I am going to go to hell? Everyone has
made mistakes and I am sure that you have to, so why do you make it out like your
the best person that walked this planet? If your wife every cheated on you
would you murder her, divorce her, or just forgive her?

Well write me back.

"I was reading over the stuff you said about rape and I was just thinking
who would marry someone that they were raped by?"

The woman who was raped must, and must marry that man or they will be publicly executed and go to Hell. It's all in the Bible.

"I was raped by a guy and they never
found out who the man was and I was all alone and nobody could of heard my crys
and screams, so does that means that I am going to go to hell?"

Date: 7/04/2005 04:28:49 +0000
From: "johnny max" <johnny745@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: HI

What, what are you trying to say with your site man first of all you sound
uneducated, if you wore educated you would not write this crap.

SOME EDUCATION FOR YOU FROM A EDUCATED MUSLIM
Muslims smell very bad considering their skin is made of poop, and they also
like to put red dots on their foreheads to show their affiliation with
Satan. They are really just Satan's "Poo Warriors" since their skin is made
from poop.

1.Red dots on the for heads, those are Indians from India and they are not
Muslims.
2.That so called map THE TERRORIST REGION it should expend to Asia, Europe
(Bosnia, Kosovo) and half of Russia.

And the statement that my people smell is we use special spices and aromas
which you can't afford, but some Americans just smell because they don't
take showers. Check your world history and you will see how much history,
art, science and discovery, Muslim people haw contributed to this world,
every dam thing that white man has done in his history from art to religion
can be traced back to Muslims. If you Americans are so smart how come that
Muslim world own 20% of American Economy, how come that Muslims world wide
go to another muslim country to fight invaders but Americans just bitch and
protest against their own people. There are people for Saudi Arabia, Sudan,
Iran, Afghanistan, Bosnia and many other muslim countries fighting in Iraq
against Americans, it just shows you that you don't haw to pay Muslim to
fight for his religion and the country like you haw to pay american solider.
You have to remember Muslims haw defeated any invader that come toward them,
but one of the most important things that we haw is our word, when a Muslim
say that he will do something he will do it no mater what, that is when
America is afraid of and that is what Americans don't have. AMERICA IS
INVADING MUSLIM COUNTRIES BECAUSE OF ECONOMIC REASONS SUCH AS OIL, BUT YOU
TELL ME WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I COME IN TO YOUR HOUSE AND STARTED DEMANDING
STAFF YOU WOULD TELL ME TO GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT. THAT IS WHAT WE ARE
TELLING YOU IN IRAQ

PS - YOU THING YOUR RELIGION IS SO PERFECT THINK AGAIN, YOU THINK GOD WILL
LOOK KINDLY TOWARD YOU AND YOUR HATEFUL WEBSITE.

That is all i have to say about that.
I HATE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER

Date: 7/4/2005 05:05:16 EDT
From: Riv2Carl@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Hello "Pastor Jim Nichols".............

Himmler

This is not Hate Mail, but it is more on the Neutral side of things. I must
inform you that you are quiet misinformed about many of the subjects you talk
about. Before Judeo Christianity spread to Europe, the people of Europe were
Pagans,Wiccans,Hellenists, etc. Christianity is a religion created by Jews,
the original scriptures were written in "HEBREW". Jesus was a jew, therefore
you need to rethink you're religious affiliation. I am a National Socialist,
and christianity has weakened European peoples into accepting "equality"
and"love" the enemy.
The truth is that Christianity is of jewish origin. Athiests and Pagans have
nothing to do with liberals, infact its the opposite, these are religious
beliefs that originate from European/Aryan roots. Hitler was a
christian.....lol. He believed Christianity was a weakness, and that the European race should
return to their original Aryan religions. Just read Mein Kampf to verify it.
You are extremely confused, i hate Liberals and Jews more then you do. What
you need to understand is that christianity/judaism go hand in hand and were
created by Hebrews. Its better to believe the Truth, then to be enslaved by
jewish/xtian lies.

Speaking TRUTH AND FACT.

A reply would be honorary.

Yes He was. True Jews are really what we call "Christians". The Jews of today still follow the stuff they did before Jesus came, but Jesus came to save the world and the real Jews, who follow God know Jesus is Lord.

Date: 7/4/2005 16:49:35 EDT
From: Prc71185@cs.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)

The other day I asked You a ? this was befor I found out some of your
morals. The only one I agree with Is the science is evil & that Masterbation is
a sin. But a lot of What you say is not even worth listening to. 1) bread is
not evil. Because jesus said take this bread & eat for it is my body. 2)
vegtibles are healthy for you. 3) Jesus was Jewish. so dont make a mochary of the
Christain faith & dont call your self a true christain if your going to be
beist agaist other people.

Date: 7/05/2005 01:33:43 -0800
From: "marguerite_spears" <marguerite_spears@ipa.net>
To: <pastorjim@truechristian.com>
Subject: hey

Date: 7/5/2005 16:24:43 -0700
From: john tracy <johnmtracy@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: The demons and the swine

Pastor Jim,

You know well the Bible story of Jesus allowing the demonic spirits,
who had caused the man they had infested to act like a werewolf, to
enter the herd of hogs after Jesus exorcised them from the man. Well,
now you know where deviled ham comes from.

John

Demon and devils are two completely different races. Devils (Baatezu) are Lawfully Evil, and demons (Tanar'ri) are Chaotically Evil.

Date: 7/5/2005 18:16:04 -0700
From: john doe <nyarlathotep_egypt@yahoo.co*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: awesome

I gotta say, this is one funny site, i love it. And i love all the people who take it for real (like i used too) peaople can be so ignorant. this is one of the best websites i have ever seen. Say, you Aren't the same guy who ,made the P.A.R.O.D.Y. anti-goth site are you? Any way, see ya dawg!

Date: 7/5/2005 22:03:54 EDT
From: Tbrosx2@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Is your website a joke?

I would like to know if you website is a joke and I need a response to this
e-mail.

Date: 7/05/2005 22:34:00 -0400
From: "Truth Relative" <truth_is_relative@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Website feedback

Dear Pastor Jim

I read over much of your webiste today, and I would like to offer you some
suggestions. First, you should know that I have created a new e-mail
address just for the purpose of e-mailing you, since I have suspicions about
how you edit letters you receive. I will make sure that my English is
impeccable, so that you may not have the opportunity of avoiding a comment I
might have by correcting my grammar or spelling. Frankly, I suspect you
insert spelling and grammar errors into your received letters so you can
avoid actually answering some questions.

I am not going to accuse you of hatred, not pass any judgment upon you. As
far as I am concerned, you can believe whatever you choose to and it will
not effect me in the slightest way. That is entirely your right and even
your obligation. I am not even going to ask you any questions, since I
could easily predict your answers.

However, I would like to make some suggestions for your website. You see, I
am a web designer myself, and since I am fairly certain that website design
is not mentioned in the Bible, I can hope that you might hear some
constructive suggestions.

First off, when bashing science, please do your research. It lends so much
more credibility to your viewpoint when you get the other side correct. For
example, your contention that "pi" is equal to 3 is quite laughable.
Science claims it is the RATIO between the diameter and the circumference of
a circle, not the circumference itself. Also, since you can easily divide
the values given in the Bible by 10, I suggest you multiply them by 10, do
the measurement to a 2-decimal-point accuracy, and tell me if you don't end
up with 3.14. And please show the mathematical steps. It will lend you
more credibility.

Second, do away with the "e-mail bag." It doesn't help your cause to post
responses to people that don't answer their questions. Obviously, when the
response to "What does the Bible say about abortion?" is "It's in the Bible"
you would seem to have virtually no interest in communication, nor in
fulfilling the role of pastor as guide and teacher to all things
theological. It hurts your credibility, so I would suggest you take that
section out.

Best regards

Anonymous

"Frankly, I suspect you
insert spelling and grammar errors into your received letters so you can
avoid actually answering some questions."

No -- people who disagree with the site really are that stupid. If you think I'm lying I'll provide screen shots of my e-mail inbox from 2005 up (I deleted everything before that).

There are none. I'm pointing out what the Bible says to Christians who say they believe the Bible 100%.

I'm not trying to make a credibility here. I'm trying to demonstrate what is in the Bible. I am a demonstration of everything that Christians try to pretend doesn't exist within there religion, but DOES.

Date: 7/6/2005 06:53:19 EDT
From: Freakinawesome07@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)

hello, I was just wondering..
If all people are considered equal then why do you persecute gays.
If jesus loves all men, then why do you say he hates gays?
I'm just curious on why someone choosing the life style of being gay is
wrong.
Please inform me on your opion on gays. I was just lookin at your website,
and i was curious on why being gay is wrong besides what the bible says. By the
way the bible was written many years ago, times have changed. the bible can
also be sexest does that make it right?
I'm not gay but i just like to hear the opions of others, thats all.

thank you for your time
-HOLLY

All people aren't considered equal in the eyes of the Lord. We only remind gays they will go to Hell if they do not repent from their sins.

"I'm just curious on why someone choosing the life style of being gay is
wrong."

I'm glad you agree with Christian Science in that gays 'chose' their lifestyle. Well done!

Date: 7/6/2005 16:02:59 -0400
From: <wswomen@earthlink.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: How dare you?

How dare you mock the Christian faith like this. This site is nothing but, a joke. You're not even a Pastor your just some jackass making fun of the Christian faith. Also, if women are such filthy whores why are you married to one and why are you so proud of your daughter. You don't have an adress up because your church doesn't exist plain and simple. If anyone goes to hell it's going to be you for trying to pass yourself off as a good Christian

Date: 7/06/2005 20:20:21 +0000
From: AtlasX@comcast.net
To: <pastorjim@truechristian.com> (Stupid)
Subject: I have a question

Date: 7/6/2005 18:56:37 EDT
From: Prc71185@cs.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)

Date: 7/6/2005 18:58:51 EDT
From: Prc71185@cs.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)

The catholic church is the true christian church. Your the one whose going to
hell.

Date: 7/6/2005 18:59:56 EDT
From: Prc71185@cs.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)

Date: 7/6/2005 19:03:16 EDT
From: Prc71185@cs.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)

Your an evil retard. The Catholic church was the first church of christ. It
is not evil your church is satin. I think your the lowest scum of the earth for
what you said about us. It is untrue.

Date: 7/6/2005 19:19:50 EDT
From: Prc71185@cs.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)

This is my last time to email you. My name is Ryan as you figured I am
catholic. what do you have against Catholics. We've had to suffer just as much as
other Christians. During the brake with Rome hundreds of us were killed by Henry
VIII including his own wife Katherine of Aragon. We were the first Christian
church to be established. I do apologize for my rudeness. What you said was
offending. I do agree with some of the things you said all science is evil &
masterbastion is a sin. sincerely Ryan.

Date: 7/06/2005 23:04:46 -0600
From: "girlofthecharter@hotmail.com The world has gone crazy..." <girlofthecharter@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
CC: unique_the_obsessive_one@hotmail.com, emilymatt90@msn.com, elisabeth@kaseda.com, brokendreams_brokentears@hotmail.com, dark_bush99@hotmail.com
Subject: Website.

NOTE: This is only written to "Pastor" Jim there. To the others who
receive this email, I want you to help me work to get his blaspheme off the
internet. If you don't feel like reading something that will make you sick
to the very core, then don't go to this link.
http://truechristian.com/atheists.html

Okay. I'm going to try to be as nice as possible. When I saw your website,
I started shaking with anger. How can you defile the word of God in the
sick way you have? Telling us to kill athiests? Calling them nigger
lovers? What the hell? Why did you even use that as an insult? I have had
many African American friends, and they all loved God, beleived in him, and
went to church almost every Sunday. How are blacks any lesser than whites?
You are nothing more than a white supremesist. Your comments sicken me. I
have also had several atheist friends, and do you know what? They were good
people. And I witnessed to them. I CONVERTED ONE TO CHRISTIANITY!!! God
says to witness to nonbeleivers. You say anyone who even talks to an
athiest is going to hell. So, how exactly are we supposed to witness?
Also, there have been many atheists who have emailed you. You replied to
their emails. Guess what? According to you, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!
Atheists are not demons, and they can be very loving and kind people. They
do not fill our prisons, and I really doubt every single atheist is a
terrorist.
I also noticed your favorite email #16, and your response was very
disturbing:

"if you think your site is helping christianity, think again. i got 10 of my
christian friends to become atheists when i showed them your site. good
job."

SWEET!
^,..^
*dancing*

I see... you are happy that your words brought ten people away from God?
Well then...
Also, you said that if you miss church even once, you will go straight to
hell. What if you have been in a serious accident, and can't leave the
hospital? You go to hell? Right... I have missed church before, and I am
certainly no atheist, and am not going to hell.
Your comments on women are horrible. In your response to favorite email
#13, you admitted that you LOCK UP YOUR OWN DAUGHTER, YOUR OWN FLESH AND
BLOOD, WHEN SHE IS ON HER PERIOD. I should report you for child abuse.
What is the point of locking her up? What do you think she's going to do?
You treat your wife like an animal. And what is this crap about original
sin? Yes, Eve ate the fruit from the tree of Knowledge, but only she is
responsible for that sin. Anyway, God punished her by making women give
painul births. But he ALSO punished man by making him have to work the
ground for food, and filling the earth with weeds and infertility to make it
even more difficult. Apparentely you pick and choose which parts of the
Bible to acknowledge. WOMEN ARE NOT SLAVES TO MEN. WE ARE COMPANIONS, AND
GOD TOLD US TO TREAT WOMEN WITH RESPECT.
The worst part of all, you told us to MURDER ATHEISTS! MURDER! Murder is a
sin! And human lives are not ours to take, but for God. He created our
lives, and only he can take them away. If you kill someone, you are
challenging God, and basically saying, "I have taken the life of one of your
children, your creation. What are you gonna do about it?" Judgement is
only for God to render, and not for hateful people such as yourself.
And I know if you reply to this email, you are going to play the innocent
man. You will say things like, "I never said that," "I have no idea what
you are talking about," or you will just ignore what was said altogether,
instead taking the opportunity to insult my intellect. For example, in
favorite email #15:

"I thought committing a murdur was a sin??? Isnt it?!!"

It is.

Um, what exactly is the point of that response there? Why are you telling
us to kill atheists, when you yourself admit that murder is a sin???
Also, how on earth is Jesus an American? WTF? America didn't even exist
when Jesus lived.
I think you got all of your stupid information from the Old Testament, not
taking into account that Jesus died for us so that we can be forgiven. For
example, you quoted:

17"Therefore come out from them
and be separate, says the Lord.
Touch no unclean thing,
and I will receive you."[3]

Um, we don't really need to worry about clean or unclean anymore, because
Jesus died for our sins. I had a HAM and cheese sandwich for lunch today.
Am I going to hell for eating a pig?
You also said to homeschool children, telling them the "truth" about
atheists. Apparently you mean your false truth. Let's all teach the little
children to kill the atheists! You talk big, but you don't have any guts,
so you have to put evil lies on the internet, where you don't have to look
the people reading it in the eye. You are in the safety of your own home
while almost everyone who reads your crap wants to scoop your eyes right out
of your head, shave you bald, and slice your hands and tongue off so you
will never tell another lie again. Coward. You also tell people to kill
atheists. Have you ever killed one? Murderer! You will go to prison for
the rest of your life, then be sent to hell. If you haven't, then you
certainly have thought of killing one. The Bible says that if you imagine
committing a sin, then you have. So you have committed murder in your
heart. Your heart is full of hate.
I also cannot beleive that you have a child, whom you lock up when she has
her period and metally abuse. You are also teaching her false beleifs that
were discredited when people realised that the Bible is sometimes
misinterpreted. For example, people used to think that left handed people
are satanic just because the Bible says it is good to be on the right hand
of God. It was just a misinterpretation of the Bible.
GOD LOVES EVERYONE. "FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY
BEGOTTEN SON, THAT WHOEVER BELEIVES IN HIM SHALL NOT PERISH, BUT HAVE
ETERNAL LIFE." GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL.
And why do you swear so much? If you are so smart, wouldn't you be able to
think of more intelligent insults than low brow cuss words? And I quote,
from favorite email #17:

"Your such a lowdow dirty mother freaker!"

The proper term is "mother fucker". Get it right, bitch.

I rest my case.
If I tried to say all the things I am thinking right now, this email would
go on forever. I will leave simply by saying that you are in my prayers,
and I hope you see the light.

Please tell many others to not go to my website. It is a great way to get more hits since it will make them want to see what I do here.

Date: 7/6/2005 23:09:18 -0700
From: Emily Jordan <bubbly_rainbows@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: you are wrong

How can Jesus be American when America wasn't around when jesus was born!?! That is so stupid! Atheists do not try to make people join their religion! They aren't religious! The defintion of being Atheist is not having a religion! Christians did the same thing thousands of years ago when they forced their religion on countless people. Atheists are nothing like you say they are. If you think they are a religion, how come you don't mention anything about Hindus or Buddhists, or Pagans?
The Earth is not flat. If you don't believe me, try to walk off the edge of the Earth. How could you possibly say that the sun is smaller than the Earth? We have pictures from outer space proving that it is much, much bigger. If the sun did revolve around the Earth, the days would be around six months.
About being home-schooled and being taught only about the Bible, the children would grow up completly drained of any intelligence, or indivisuality what-so-ever. They would grow up to work at a fast-food restraunt or the local grocery store. Is that really what you want for your good Chrisian children?

Signed,
Emily (The Atheist, or the Demon)

Date: 7/07/2005 12:05:57 -0400
From: "Rob Coleman" <bush_is_poopy@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: rape

You know, if we follow the teachings of the bible on the subject of rape,
this could be a great way to acquire a beautiful, rich wife! Just rape her
and then she has to marry you. What a deal!

Rob

Date: 7/07/2005 12:13:44 -0400
From: "Livie Janosi" <livie_690@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

Date: 7/07/2005 12:16:41 -0400
From: "ben brogan" <seinlanguage_31@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Masturbation Website??? How Stupid!

You have got be kidding me right? Masturbation sends you to hell?? This is the biggest crock of shit that I have ever heard. Where the hell did this nonsense come from? There are way bigger issues to deal with in the world today. I usually ignore religious propaganda websites when I come up to them, but this really made me angry. You extremists are just like religious nut-jobs in the middle east, always condemning someone to HELL just because they have different beliefs than you. Why do you let yourself be programmed? Its one thing to believe in something stupid, and it is another thing to believe in something stupid and conveying it to others. We should worry about homeland security as opposed to masturbation...uh huh huhuhuhh. One last thing I hope you people soon find the hypocracy in your man-made religion.

Date: 7/7/2005 11:38:45 -0700
From: "otto vega" <ottovega903@hotmail.co*>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: hello

Jim Nicholls Oh my god I love you. you made my day. you're my hero. you should be a comidiant you will get way more money.
I was reading your points of veiw on Masturbation and I think if we wanna put all this 95% americans in jail we better start building more jails
instead of homes. Ive have never ever heard something likee what you said. have you ever masturbate don't you like to feel your hands on your jucy cock... well that was just a question
and I my self love to masturbate. I hope I don't go to jail for that.
let me call the local police and ask about that one.

please feel free to mail me back I would love to help you out.
ottovega903@hotmail.com<mailto:ottovega903@hotmail.com>

s: I wonder why would some one who haves God . would ever have to write warnings about hate letter
I though God was love and God protected hes sons. maybe we are talking about a different God right

Date: 7/7/2005 16:29:21 -0500
From: "Dustin Hackworth" <cyborg18@msn.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Im curious

Hello,

Are you like 35? Do you live in your mothers basement? Do make all of this up? Has anyone sent you praise mail? Free speech is a great privilege, but people who abuse are a disgrace. You have successfully converted me to an agnostic. I was debating my Christianity, a this is the site that tipped the scales. Is it your goal? To turn people AWAY from the Christian faith? Oh and if the world is flat then how can one clearly see that on totally flat ground that there is a horizon 12 miles in all directions? Hmm? I am not expecting a response from you. I hope you take a look at your life and ask yourself if what your doing is right. Thank you for your time.

Date: 7/07/2005 22:31:35 +0000
From: "Dan Lentini" <phshhdan@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Hello

Your site amused me greatly. Thanks a lot for putting together such a
hilarious webpage it must have taken a lot of time and effort. I especially
love the "real graph" haha.

Date: 7/7/2005 19:17:06 EDT
From: Bleeth5@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Hey

hey, i just wanted u to know that I am a Catholic conservative. Yet on ur
Catholic page u say some bogus things.... The Apocraphyl books were not
formed/added in 1546... ask our Orthodox brethren if u don't want to believe us...

Y don't u take off the vulgar language option in the hate mail generator? I
know it isn't actually part of the site, so to speak, but it is still sick
to c on a Christian site. Just trying to help.

God bless,
William

Date: 7/7/2005 17:00:16 -0700
From: Emily Jordan <bubbly_rainbows@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: how wrong you really are

I've already sent you and e-mail, but I don't think I quite got my point through. I was looking at the e-mails you posted no you site. I hated the way you pointed out every little mistake they made. I was reading something on your site that said something along the lines of THEY ARE CALLED SHOOTING STARS YOU MORANS!!! WAKE UP!!! If you are going to call some one else a moron, you should at least spell it right. You also said that one exclamation point gets the point across while pointing out the mistakes of some one else's e-mail. Here you have used three. Some times, you capitalize Atheist, as if it were a religion, but sometimes you don't. What are Atheists? Everyone including atheists know the Christian god, God is real. You also say that Atheist have a religion called Atheism. Being Atheist means that the person doesn't have a religion. They also don't try to make people join their "religion". Don't think of them as one person. Think of them as indivisuals, because they are.
Most of us know whats its like for people to try to make us join their religions, therefore we don't do it to others. If you are going to think that Pagans are Atheists, then you are just wrong. Encourage conflicts between pagans (atheists) and agnostics:
Pagans should be capitalized. They are a religion. They are not Devil worshipers, they worship a Goddess and not Satan. Devil worshipers are called Satanists. To be Atheist you have to not have a religion. Since being Pagan requires that you have a religion, they can't be Atheist. Its impossible.
"Anyone who isn't with us is with the terrorists" Sorry, but that's just not true. The terrorists are the ones that kill innocent people. Atheists don't do that. I hope you know that the governement is against terrorists, and so are you. That means that you and the government are on the same side. This is a big conspiracy made by the government (the branches ran by the Liberals, mainly NASA). So you hate the government, but you are on their side. That confuses me.
Any real Christian wouldn't hate Atheist. My very Christian friend told me that "God loves everyone, especially those who stray farthest from him." She was right. She is a true Christian. Al you are is a stupid, racist, jerk that thinks he will always be right no matter how many times he's proven wrong! No matter how many arguments you lose, you think you will always be right. The Bible wasn't written by God, it was written by men that listened to God and could've very well changed what the Lord said. I seriously hope you get shot.

Date: 7/7/2005 21:13:24 EDT
From: Fluffhead1183@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)

Date: 7/7/2005 19:00:50 -0700
From: chuck jarvis <chuckjarvis@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Teens with passion

You might reap what you sow.
Do you want God to deal with you the way you advise
people do deal with their fellowman?
You are recruiting terrorists just as surely as any
infidels you must admire so much.
I know many teens who are looking for something to
give their life for and if you say God will bless them
for killing fags then they will go for it just as
surely as they are getting drunk...out of lack of
something to do.
Are you aware of laws about inciting violence? Is
that what God is calling you to do?
Will you be proud of kids in prison for life for
killing a person who is homosexually oriented and has
not done anything other than seek God's Will for his
life and is still seeking that when he is brutally
beaten to death due to something you said?
Actually you are disingenious in being so blatantly
hate full. It is painfully obvious to most Christians
that you do not know the Love of God at all. However,
their are those who only need a bit of your kind of
"justification" to do the evils in their hearts---like
taking life out of God's Hands and taking into their own.

Date: 7/7/2005 22:20:56 EDT
From: HHSTEC@aol.co*
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Thank You

Date: 7/7/2005 19:27:18 -0700
From: Joee Weidman <ap0calypsep1eas3@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com, ap0calypsep1eas3@yahoo.com
Subject: N/A

Dear Pastor Jim,

I came across your website and your "Homosexuals" page and i have to say that i am completely disgusted. How the hell can you call yourself a "true christian" and condone the killing of other humans? The first thing i read on your page was your little note that we should "kill fags." Words can't even describe the feelings that went through me at the moment i read that. Yes, the bible does condemn homosexuality, I will give you that. But it does not in anyway give you the right to kill another person, no matter what his/her sexual orientation is, even if it is "sinful."

That entire page was completely full of bullshit ways that you tried to twist that bible to say exacly what you want. Take your definition of the word "fag" for example. God did smite the Sodomites, but it was not for the soul reason that they were partaking in homosexuality. The Sodomites were sinning in every way imaginable.

But lets just imagine that you were right for a second in your definiton. Well, you stated that the term "fag" was meant to include all other forms of sin. And since no man is sinless except for Jesus, himself, that would mean that you too, Pastor Jim, are indeed a faggot. Do you still enjoy using the term?

But on to the last paragraph on your lovely page. How can you call someone that stands along a parade for a certain culture and holds a hateful sign be called "a servant of God"? I really don't think that you are serving God by completely disrespecting his sons and daughters.

I really wish that Jesus was on earth right now just so that he could see you trying to praise him and spit on you and then ask you, "How can you come to me with praise if you could not even love your fellow man? You do not deserve to be called my servant."

FUCK YOU.

signed,
an ACTUAL faggot

"How the hell can you call yourself a "true christian" and condone the killing of other humans?"

By reading the Bible and doing as it says. Guess what -- the Bible commands those things.

"But it does not in anyway give you the right to kill another person, no matter what his/her sexual orientation is, even if it is "sinful.""

Leviticus 20:13

¹³ " 'If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

Date: 7/07/2005 23:38:12 -0400
From: "Daniel Kitiona" <necroautomaton@hotmail.co*>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Your website reminds me why I'm not a christian

Your website is the funniest thing I have ever read!!!! This has to be one
of the best christian websites out there. I mean how many websites can you
go to get misinformed, deceitful, and just down right bigotry all in the
same place. Thanks for making my life a whole lot better by filling it with
laughter.

Date: 7/7/2005 20:55:04 -0700
From: Valerie Conicelli <purpletiger888@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: in refrence to your "faggots" article

"pastor" jim,

Yes, i did put pastor in quotations because i think it's ridiculous that you can even consider yourself a person of God, or any Christian religion whatsoever.

I'm not going to go off on how I don't think you have the right to bash people with homosexual orientations because the Bible does in fact mention homosexuality as being sinful. Even as a "pastor" i'm sure you're a hell of alot more sinful than most of the "fags" in the world because first of all, the Bible doesn't say ANYTHING about there being a right to kill another human being for ANY reason.

Second of all, why would God create homosexual people, or even give people the gift of free will and then say it's alright to kill his creations?

I'm utterly disgusted, and I'm not going to go on about how stupid your website is and how you pulled most of that shit out of your ass and stuck it online hoping gullable people filled with un-necessary hate will latch on and believe any twisted "facts" from the Bible.

Let me ask you a question. You're probably so cowardly that you'd never answer but just to make you squirm... Have you ever sinned? Have you ever lived with the hatred and prejudice that some of these "faggots" deal with every day from ass holes like you who have nothing better to do than to make people turn against eachother and promote another sin? (murder...you dont have to kill someone to be a murderer, what you do kills spirits and makes innocent people THROW UP) Have you ever looked at yourself and thought "Why do i hate "fags" so much for being sinners when I myself am a sinner for promoting killing and hatred?" Why do you take God's WORDS from the Bible and twist them into evil hatred?

I hope you know that for your website, you're more of a sinner than the "fags" you hate so much..and here's why
1. you LIE about "quotes" from the Bible which you twist
2. you HATE innocent people who are just as guilty of
sin as yourself
3. you say people can email you but if it's not what you
want to hear you probably don't even bother giving it a
second glance or reading it for that matter.

^^which is why I'm going to conclude my email here because i'm wasting my time on a thick minded sick freak...when I first opened this email the intention wasn't to be mean or even rude...but guess what...FUCK YOU

and as a final thought..someone should let you know, you're most likely going to hell..

God Bless :-)

I only hate people who think they knew the Bible better than me and haven't even read the thing.

"3. you say people can email you but if it's not what you
want to hear you probably don't even bother giving it a
second glance or reading it for that matter."

I respond to basically all of them at least. I don't have that much free time to focus on them all like I would like to.

Date: 7/07/2005 22:31:34 -0700
From: "jason clem" <greyfeld@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

MASTURBATION EQUALS VIOLENCE! How can any honest person believe otherwise in the face of the overwhelming evidence presented here? The one thing that the authors of these messages have in common, other than the fact that they are all seething powderkegs of homicidal fury, is that they all MASTURBATE!

So... out of curiosity... how do you explain the millions of people on the face of the earth that aren't violently inclined yet still engage in this "despicible" act.

Myth: Masturbation is not immoral.
Reality: Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan wasn't Masturbating, but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason.

So are you also stating that every male in the history of our planet is guilty of going against god's wishes? Because if you read up in any basic male reproductive cycle journal, you'll find that when a male doesn't ejaculate for a time they have what are called "wet dreams" at night, where sperm escapes from the penis in the middle of sleep. That seems like a bit of a waste to me.

And if you would like, I have all the time in the world to prove why many of your statements and theories are not only WRONG, but UNSOUND as well... try going back to school.

Date: 7/08/2005 00:15:08 -0400
From: chris carani <chriscarani2005@msn.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Dear Lucifer

Satan,

So how long have you been wearing your garment of wool. Do you really
think we are so blind that we may not see your disguise. You really
think we are so dumb we would believe that you are actually Christian,
let alone a pastor.

I think your true nature is clear to anyone who sees with the eyes of
his heart. This is a fake site, designed to turn people away from the
Christian faith. It is actually funny to see some of the ridiculous
garbage on here. The kids section is just hilarious. I can't believe
people actually get mad at such blatant attempts to slander the word of
GOD.

Anyhow, have fun burining in hell satan.

Date: 7/8/2005 02:13:36 -0700
From: Josh Macias <goodfella101@sbcglobal.net>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: People take you Serious?

I find your masturbation claim to be very amusing. I and my watercooler friends had a nice laugh at it at work. Thanks! I also liked the chart and how you didn't cite one source for the chart. It's almost like you pulled it out of your ass! Wow, man more people are laughing at stupid claims than you realize. Even my Christian Conservative co-workers had a good laugh.

Date: 7/8/2005 09:21:21 EDT
From: MURDERYUREGO@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)

Is your page on masturbation a joke?,because it is some of the dumbest
bullshit i have ever read.

Date: 7/08/2005 10:43:24 -0400
From: "Truth Relative" <truth_is_relative@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Follow-up

Dear Pastor Jim

Thank-you for taking the time to respond to my previous e-mail. I'm glad
that you pointed out my typo regarding your "webiste." You know what I
meant, I'm sure - I'll not assume you are that stupid, even though you are
quick to label me "stupid" for such a small error. It's a shame that most
people sending you e-mail don't bother to spell-check. For my part, I'm
still trying to figure out what "moran" is supposed to mean.

I think for me your whole world-view boils down to this: You have made the
decision to see in the world a hateful God, and you follow this hatred in
your life. This is your decision. You also decide to have no interest in
real discourse, as your viewpoint is 100% infallible.

Given the choice between leading a life of love and being denied entrance to
Heaven, or leading a life of hatred and granted entrance to Heaven, I think
most people will choose the life of love. Given the choice between
discourse and blind faith, I think most people would choose discourse. Just
because these are things most people would choose does not make them
"right." The same applies to your choices, IMHO.

Best regards

Anonymous

"I'll not assume you are that stupid, even though you are
quick to label me "stupid" for such a small error."

I proved to you that it is people's own mistakes that are in the e-mails. I don't edit them at all.

Date: 7/8/2005 11:28:14 -0400
From: Steve-O <freak247@adelphia.net>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: Great Website

Hey, I just skimmed through your website and I think it's absolutely funny and absolutely sad at the same time how many people take your words and twist them into something you didn't say. I especially like the christians who try to make you look like a hypocrite when they use profanity up the wazoo. I believe there is a correct use for profanity, but not in anger towards a brother in Christ. They really don't understand how that bad it makes them look. And the hate mail generator just made me die laughing. I am in a rock band called Jude the Obscure and it's almost the same reaction when I tell some christians that I'm in a rock band. I get christians telling me that rock music is evil and I see all the websites that say rock music is devilish and it's hard to believe that people out there still believe that. But I really believe that if Jesus was visible to us today, I believe that he would be the first one in the mosh pit. Thanks for the hilarity even though some will cast aside their salvation because they misunderstand you. It is their choice to mock God and their choice to throw salvation away. But exposing hipocrisy is usually worth it because you will help someone else realize how wrong those people really are.

Steven Oleksiak

Date: 7/08/2005 17:37:17 +0100
From: "Dave Keane" <ferretpossums@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: regarding our "flat" earth

i was just browsing over your site, when i came across your section on why the earth is flat. although i noticed many oddities (for want of a better word) on your site, i just thought i would ask you about this one in particular.

you gave evidence of why the earth is flat. when you use quotes for "proving" your theory, the quotes you use only tell us that the earth is "fixed" and "immovable". perhaps true, i am not debating this issue, however this in no way relates to what you are actually trying to prove - the shape of the earth! this doesn't mean that it is not round.

also, the bible gives evidence that the earth is actually a sphere. in Isaiah Ch.40 Vs.22 "it is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth..." In the old hebrew language, the word "circle" means "sphere", and this is the language being used at the time.

you also comment that gravity would make you move down the earth's sides, i.e. down the sphere. this however is not true. gravity pulls us towards the earths centre, and so holds down to the earth. why would it pull us across the side of it??

well before you begin to slag me off, just answer my questions to the best of your ability - and they should be good since "God blessed you with inteligence"(in your own words). please debate over the arguments i put forward rather than my use of grammer, as this is the point of the email, not for you to do a spellcheck.

thankyou for your time.

"rather than my use of grammer"

Grammar, idiot.

Date: 7/8/2005 13:46:57 EDT
From: Tabyathome@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: your myths

I just think that your page on masturbation was just adding on more myths.
where did you get that information. I'm sure there are a lot of very smart
succesful people that massturbate. But since you must really like hate mail I
don't evan know why I bother with this email, cept that it did give me a good
laugh.
Tabitha

Date: 7/08/2005 14:14:29 -0600
From: "tyrice bongabong" <dancingchocobos2816@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: ...

What are you on??? Crack???
Seriously, you say that evreyone else are bigots? What about yourself? It
seems that you hate everyone that isn't "Worthy In The Eyes Of YOUR Almighty
god" .
You don't even mention any other religions on your page other than the ones
you hate. Do you have anything to say about Bhuddists or Taoist? What about
Shamanism?
Also, we as Christians and we believe in God and all his teachings. We
follow them, but we certainly do not interpret the scriptures in that way.
You have taken the goodness of the Bible and God and bastardized it in front
of everyone. YOu give Christians a bad name. Look at your beliefs, before
you go and try to change other peoples beliefs. YOu've got more work to do,
then anyone else I know of. YOu won't be sent to hell for not going to
Church for one Sunday or for not believing in God. Even God mentions that.
He is only SAD when people do not be lieve in him. He says no MURDER. So,
don't kill the unbelievers.

Yeah, I probably should stop preaching the Bible and start running around saying "Jesus is Love". I'd become a rich man fast.

Date: 7/8/2005 13:23:31 -0700
From: "Ashley P." <fabolousyoungn2005@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Your site

First of all, I'm a Buddhist. And this e-mail isn't to give you props on your site. I think you're a bunch of low-life, Christian fuck ups who think that everything should be as the bible says. Did you know that it has been PROVEN that the bible is a fictional novel, and not in an way, shape, or form is the "words of god"? There is also no way to prove there is a god...but I can prove to you that he doesn't exist. There is no god, he's just a fictional character made up to give assholes like you a false sense of security. If he did, don't you think that he'd help our self-destructing world, instead of letting it rot? Why don't you get your fucked up heads out of your bibles and start living in the real world for once?

Also, I'd like to address the bullshit you spew about rape and slavery. What the fuck is up with you saying that the woman can "repent" if she is raped by marrying the rapist? That's a load of shit! First of all, the woman is the VICTIM...she didn't asked to be raped. What if your daughter or relative got raped and they ended up killing themselves because you made them marry the one person who took away their innocence and self-worth? Would you be happy with yourself then? Would you still think you did the right thing?

As for the slavery section...I'd wish I could be there to personally kick the shit out of you. Slavery happened a long time ago, and it was our mistake. But we've fixed that...sane people don't practice slavery anymore. I actually found this quote amusing; "Isn't it just awesome to be Christian and moral, simultaneously?!" How the fuck can you say you're being moral, when you're telling people to scare the shit out of their slaves, which they shouldn't have since it's illegal. And if you do, you're a fuck up who needs mental help.

I'm done. I know you won't take any of this seriously because all you christians are fuck-ups. But you need to know that what you're practicing is wrong and immoral...I'm not the only onw who thinks so.

Siddhartha is going to bitch slap you, woman.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Date: 7/8/2005 13:59:03 -0700
From: Robert Martin <ktulu983@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: jesus

Date: 7/8/2005 19:05:18 -0500
From: "Kevin Cunningham" <KCUNNINGHAM1@mn.rr.co*>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
CC: "Scott" <scottclausen@yahoo.com>
Subject: website

At first I was blown away by your website: what kind of belligerent insanity produced such views? Then I realized that what I was reading was in fact very subtle satire. So subtle, in fact, that I bet most people who stumble upon this site take it at face value and thus fail to appreciate the sophisticated wit of Pastor Jim.

Thanks for a good chuckle!

Kevin Cunningham
Et memento...delenda est Carthago.

Date: 7/8/2005 22:23:46 EDT
From: Trojan76@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)

This has got to be the biggest laugh i have gotten in a LONG time! If this
is for real than the world truly is going to hell in hand basket. Small minded
Christans such as yourselves are the reason that people are flocking in mass
from the Church. As Patrick Henry said, "I may not agree with what you say,
but I will fight to the death your right to say it!" So that is what makes me
and millions of others like me far better people than you can ever hope to be.
Keep in mind that God doesn't like it when we judge others and their
beliefs. Something to think about when your out blowing up abortion clinics and
burning books as unholy.
Feel free to respond. My friends and I would have a great time reading
what ever babble you would like to spew.