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Psalm 94:16 Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me. ---- Psalm 109:9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow. --- Hebrews 12:4 Ye have not yet resisted unto blood, striving against sin. --- John 1:18 No man hath seen God at any time, the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him. --- John 3:3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. --- Genesis 32:30 And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. --- John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ---

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Date: 7/1/2004 23:11:10 EDT
From: RossCourt@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: truechristian

I just wanted to say that you have quite an interesting website. I mean, all
the excellent photshop work made the pictures come to life and really show
your points. Anyway, I was just wandering about how many people listen to what
you say and believe? It doesn't seem like many people would take this site
seriously, either because of previous beliefs or because of some of the poignant
topics you address.

Date: 7/02/2004 00:42:07 -0400
From: "True Christian Message Boards 3.0" <erica_maltos295@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: how dare you ! ( From True Christian Message Boards 3.0 )

Pastor Jim Nicholls,

deadpoet's wife has sent you this email from http://truechristian.com/forum/index.php.

how dare you call someone demon! what makes you think youre so high & mighty. man get a life

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Date: 7/2/2004 17:52:39 +0100
From: "Tozzy" <tozzyRTBH@hotmail.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: your website

i can't believe the complete RUBBISH you have on your website!
its pathetic. totally rediculous.
how dare you judge people like you do. you have no right
and if you follow your religion, you see you have no right to. to follow your rules , only god may judge. you as a human have NO RIGHT to judge people in any way.

you cannot truly say that you know your religion is right and all are wrong.

has god come down and talked to you and told you that you are right, that you are doing it correctly and you have everything correct down to a T?
are you absolutely sure and have EVIDENCE that your religion is the one and only true path?
PROVE THIS TO ME.

Dictionary.com...
The word Cretin is a commonly used word, and DERIVES from the latin CRISTIANUS .... follower of CHRIST, and if you were a true follower of christ, you would be a poor fellow. did jesus live in a mansion? did jesus have so many possessions? was jesus rich? no. he gave away to help others who were in need. so if you are a true follower of jesus, you would not be living in luxury, you would be a poor, but satisfied fellow.
The dictionary is not calling christians idiots, the Latin speakers of the ancient world were :P

science is the religion of satan?
how? back up your words.

racist, sexist, homophobic. bigot.
these words were on your FAQ page... yes you are them

the bible teaches sexism.
the bible teaches homophobia
the bible is bigoted, corrupted by men, condescending, and contradicts itself in so many ways.

i have read your forum, and the people on there are vile and disgusting.

i despise the way you say anyone who doesnt believe that which you believe is evil and wrong and should be destroyed.

you are an evil, sick, twisted and WRONG individual, and deserve to die.

goodbye.

So if someone murders someone, the police have no right to judge whether or not they should capture him and put him on trial?

"you cannot truly say that you know your religion is right and all are wrong."

No, all of the thousands of religions out there are wrong, but God's is correct since I have God, nimrod.

Date: 7/02/2004 13:23:31 -0400
From: "Derek Beruta" <sgtpib@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Your god is a myth and christ is dead

First of all, i would like ti state that i do not know whether or
not your website is a joke. I hope that it is, because much of what you say
is completely ridiculous, but im going to assume for now that you truly
believe what your website says.

Now i have a question about the creation story. Genesis 1:3 says
"And God said let there be light: and there was light" How could he have
created light if there was nothing to produc light was created until Genesis
1:16 when he created the stars? The story is flawed.

now the next thing i have to say is only if you truly believe what your
website says....
YOU ARE A WASTE OF LIFE

""And God said let there be light: and there was light" How could he have
created light if there was nothing to produc light was created until Genesis
1:16 when he created the stars? The story is flawed."

Date: 7/3/2004 04:25:02 +1000
From: O BL <binlicker2003@yahoo.com.au>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Jimmy... you made a mistake with your "Proof that we are correct"

Oh Jimmy,
Not only can't you spell very well but you've made a serious miscalculation doing your sums on that piece of drivel you have posted on your "Proof we are correct" web page.

Firstly, when counting the spaces, you haven't allowed for the space that is always left after a comma, eg: at the end of the first line - beginning of the second line. You cite "t" as being 26 spaces, "r" as 40 spaces, which is followed by a comma and you make no allowance for the space that would follow the comma in your normal text. This would add another number to the following text/space combinations you use to "prove" you're correct.

Now I can guess you're going to argue that you're only counting spaces shown in the narrow block style of print shown on the site and therefore your calculations are still correct. That's ok by me, but you know in your heart that you're really wrong don't you? But in the true fashion of any blind bigot, you'll never let the facts get in the way of your version of truth and reality. That's still ok with me.

So I continued counting on using that excuse listed above as valid and lo and behold what did I find? I found that the letter "u" comes out at 69 spaces, so continuing on to the letter "e" I found it came to 85 not 84 spaces and that was using the above excuse and not allowing for the normal space between "for judgment" which you might normally expect to see.

Now, what does this error do to your calculations for "God's Number"?
Well I added up my total number of spaces plus the extra one for every letter after "e" the number 84/85 letter and when I finished I thought it must be wrong, so I added them again, same answer again, which was 13,975.
I added up the letters that you show on your web site as "proof" that as you write "THE LORD TELLS US THAT TRUECHRISTIAN.COM IS THE WORD OF HIM!!!! GOD BE PRAISED!!"" and the figures don't add up to what you claim. So, once again I add them up and your figures total 13,945 which is exactly the 30 less than my adjusted calculation for the 30 less spaces you didn't account for after letter "e" the number 84/85 letter. How come you say they add up to 18,245?

Are you still with me here Jimmy, or have I lost you along the way?
Anyhow, by correctly adding your figures, we have
1+3+9+4+5 = 22
13,945 / 22 = 633.86363r
633.86363r - 136 = 497.863636r

497.86363r is God's number when you add up your numbers correctly.

On my corrected numbers God's actual number is
1+3+9+7+5 = 25
13,975 / 23 = 559
559 - 136 = 423

423 is God's number

I was also easily able to get the message " You are a fucking lunatic Jim Nicholls" from that little bit of text you got your "proof" from.

Now, you often deride people who e-mail you about not having any balls. I bet that you haven't got the balls to put this on your site and show just how much crap you're full of.
It's fairly typical of the type of mistake which is easily made by the end product of inbreeding and redneck ignorance and stupidity that you represent
.
Now, you'll have to put that little retarded brain of yours to work to try and conjure up some plausible excuse for your calculations being wrong, or you could just admit that you are fucked in the head and not capable of any intelligent thought greater than the "nigger" crack heads you deride so often.

What's it to be Jim-Boy? You got the balls to admit you're a fucking redneck, dumbass, inbred, moron?

p.s. I love the family photo Jim, all it needs is the "Addams Family" title.

Date: 7/03/2004 16:14:14 -0500
From: wildmouse <wildmouse650@netscape.net>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com, pastorjimn@pastors.com
Subject: Great Site "Pastor Jim"!!

Dear "Pastor Jim",

I just had to write and tell you how much I enjoyed this intense parody
site of yours. lol... what silly zingers you have come up with here!
Although every single page had me laughing and shaking my head at you, I
especially liked the Lobsters = Evil and the "kill all non-christians"
statements... very funny indeed! The link to the "ex-negro" site was a
nice touch too.

Good thing I can tell your joking 'cos if you I thought you actually
believed all these ignorant lies, I would feel very sorry for you and
maybe even pity you a bit. No, I would pity you A LOT but I know you
can't possibly be serious so I won't waste my time with that.

I do hope that no crazed and insane lone gun men read your site though.
With such diminished capacities, I don't think they would be able to
tell the difference between the warped humor you have posted here and
the actual truth and they might act on some of the crazier things you
have suggested here.

So keep on spreading your "special" sense of humor to the world and we
will keep on laughing at you... that is until this site is finally shut
down for good!

Peace,

A TRUE American

ps. I didn't bother to correct your spelling errors or point out the
lies and inaccuracies in the quotes below because I think they are funny
too! Did you put those in intentionally? How very clever of you!!

pss. I hope to see my email on your website in the near future! I'm
sure you will be able to come up with some interesting one-liners to
reply to me with.

****************

Here are some of the funnier things you said on the site... what a wacky
sense of humor you have "Pastor Jim". lol.....

...

...Christians are all about CHRISTIAN LOVE!! Read your the Bible
DEMON....oh wait that's right it will BURN YOUR EYE SOCKETS OUT!!!
HAAAHAHAA!!! Ask those Forest Nigger, "Native Americans" what Christian
Love is. They know. We simply follow the Bible. It's funny how the
Liberal twists what is Good into evil and what is evil into was is good.

...

...Murder is when a Christian (a human) kills a Christian. If human
slays an infidel (a demon/beast) it is no different from a fly. This is
one of the reasons why God hates Jews so much since in their 10
Commandments it says "Thou shall not kill" instead of "Thou shall not
murder". There is a difference between the two, and those hooked nosed
freaks have established their immoral atheistic ideals of "Peace and
Love". I am a Christian, and I want WAR!! It's in my blood, it's in my
Bible.

...

DUH YOU STUPID LIBERALS!! IT'S ALL IN THE BIBLE!! WAKE UP YOU THICK
HEADED MORANS!!
...

This country was founded by CHRISTIANITY IDIOT! Do some research on
Witch burnings and the extermination of those demonic Native Americans
with their tree-hugging pacifistic ways! Such immorality and Anti-Family
values sicken me!

...

What's wrong with Nazism?

...

You may have noticed TrueChristian.com offline for over a week now. Some
Liberal seemingly reported us as "hateful" and our server banned us,
forcing us to move onto another server. This is what I mean when I say
Christians are being persecuted against in America. The Liberal has made
it so that good is evil and evil is good. I'll admit my style isn't like
most other people that go by the label of Christian, but the thing is
that I'm an original. Over 100 years ago I would be what a normal Pastor
is, but unfortunatly with that Atheist, Abe Lincoln freeing the Night
Demons, all Hell broke lose and now we have gangs, hate groups like the
ACLU and "www.standupforkids.org" telling us that being Christian and
having Family Values is "evil".

...

Pagans persecute Christians. They don't allow us to burn them at the
stake anymore since of Liberal Laws.

...

100% of pagan marriages end in divorce. They are tolerant of everything,
including Evil things such as Fags. This lack of hate towards Fags and
other non-Christians is anti-Family.

...

Christians NEVER fail since we are CHOSEN by God!! All the trials were
fair and legal and all of the EVIL Witches were exterminated. All these
witches (as all pagan women do) have green skin with a wart on their
long noses since they are EVIL.

...

Pagans are all Evil Satanists. They eat children and put curses on people.

...

If you want to be a Christian, then read a Bible and kill some Fags

...

I'M DOING GOD'S WORK MORANIC LIBERALS!!

...

Women are the property of men.

...

It's hard having two servants doing equal the quality of work since you
need a favorite. Your favorite piece of property typically is your
second wife, though you should still treat both of your bitches equally.

...

...Stop cutting all your hair off boys and lesbians! You look like
Niggers when you do that!!

...

Alf is a demon.... Because there is no such thing as a demon since the
Earth is the center of the Universe as it has always been since day one.
They say he is a space alien, but we know he isn't (and he talks mind
you), so with the process of elimination we know he is a demon.

...

Because I'm Christian. As long as I'm Christian, I'm automatically Good.

...

Teaching the coloreds to wear collars and pick cotton was fun, but
giving them the decision between Jesus or death was funner!

...

We showed angry greedy Jews happy times by gas which was funny, but the
candles to God was just wondrous!! GLORY!

...

We brought the invention of fireworks back to the Asians and showed them
fireworks, Jesus style! Pass the Agent Orange! Tehehehe!

...

Now we can show even Muslims the joy of Christian Love! No more vicious
dicator Sadamm can get you now! Now we can run these barbarians and show
the the love of the Big Mac and the Blue Light Special on aisle five!

...

In all truth we all know women don't have orgasms. All women just lie on
their backs and let you do your thing then you have a baby. Actually
women hate sex and they usually cry during it as does my wife.

...

...it's really that simple folks. God made it simple for us to clean our
women away from evil and this is a way to cleanse them from doing evil
things while protecting ourselves. Societies that don't follow these
processes have murder rates, divorce, rape, homosexuality....everything.
Follow these easy to follow rules from God and you and your community
will be happy and safe. God cares and so should you. God loves you!

...

You can rape women in war and never go to Hell, that's the Christian
way! In fact you can make people your slaves too! Just make sure that
BEFORE you attack you offer them to have a unconditional surrender.

...

We don't hurt, we Liberate. Just like we did to the Iraqis. A Christian
Nation must Liberate the Niggers, being Forest Niggers (taking them out
in Manifest Destiny) or by bombing and raiding in Niggers infested
countries like Iraq and Afghanistan. There are problems all over the
world, but America only attacks places where Niggers reside. We would
never do any real damage against white-nations (unless Nigger-Loving
Liberals like Atheist Cripple, FDR run our country)

...

If you make love or love a Nigger YOU ARE TO DIE!!! YOUR A DEMON TOO!
THE SEED OF EVIL IS WITHIN YOU AND YOU ARE DEFILED YOU NIGGER-LOVERS!!

...

It's a Christians duty to kill all non-Christians.

...

We must KILL all of these NIGGERS! Especially the TRAITOR WIGGERS TOO!!
God wants them all dead!

...

LOBSTERS = EVIL

...

It is our duty as Christians to put all Homosexuals to the stake and
burn them alive. God wants them all dead and it's our Christians duty of
Love to send them to the firey pits of Hell forever and laughed down at
them as their screams of mercy ring in our ears.

...

The purpose of this is too make Christians know they are the chosen
people and that our feces smell like sugarless bubblegum.

...

MASTURBATION EQUALS VIOLENCE! How can any honest person believe
otherwise in the face of the overwhelming evidence presented here?

..

Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't Masturbate.

...

If I'm wrong then God doesn't exist. Its that simple (and He does! Says
so in the Bible!)

http://www.truechristian.com/

***

"I'm sure you will be able to come up with some interesting one-liners to reply to me with."

I'll give you a two sentence response. There, I did it.
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Date: 7/03/2004 15:38:53 -0700
From: "Joanna Simpson" <i_know_u_r_but_wat_m_i@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

You sick, sick fucks. God hates sin, not sinners. You think you are so high and mighty, but in reality YOU are the ones who are going to burn in hell. Send me a postcard when you get there.

Do you really think you will get into Heaven yourself with such language and anger?

Date: 7/04/2004 04:55:30 -0500
From: "FUCK PASTOR JIM" <pastorjimsux@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Praise the LORD!

Hi Pastor Jim,

Wow, what an inspiration you are to all of us in the world. You seem like a
really loving caring person, who definitely deserves to spend an eternal
afterlife with god. Oh, please note, let's get this out of the way quickly
and painlessly, I will always spell 'god' with a lowercase 'g' since I am an
atheist and I believe he does not exist. Yes I am a daemon and blah blah
blah, you don’t have to tell me that, I have read your material already,
thanks.

You, however, are a fundamentalist psychotic christian asshole, and you
happen to think you know god exists, but, you don't know this at all, you
just believe he exists. You think he exists, you cannot know unless you
have had personal interactions with god THAT YOU CAN PROVE to the rest of
the world, so, please, don't even start. You are nothing but a strong
theist/agnostic. Nothing else. (see
http://www.2think.org/hii/atheism.shtml) And you are definitely nothing
special! Stop flattering yourself you small minded prick! You will rot in
a coffin like the rest of us with worms breaking you down, and turning you
into an even more pathetic lump of matter than you are now. If I am wrong
about my beliefs, then I doubt any fair god would send you any place nice.
And if god does exist, and plan on sending you to heaven, then FUCK him.
Simple.

Oh yes, you are also incredibly small minded and unintelligent as well,
sorry, how could I forget.

I was up last night browsing your material. First of all, I was wondering
if you knew that you have a global reputation now? Yes Pastor, if you put
something really controversial on the Internet, lots and lots of people will
check it out. And lots of people have. Now, you have branded yourself and
your congregation as a racist, homophobic and senseless group of red neck
fundamentalists with no understanding of the real world in which we all live
now.

After reading through the material on your site, I was convinced that this
had to be some sort of moneymaking scam. For instance, you put a picture of
a church and fake family on your site, write some bizarre racist,
homophobic, anti-Semitic, intolerant and controversial material, your site
gets thousands of hits per day, and you make yourself 50 bucks a month from
the US NAVY advertisement on the main page…? Please tell me this is the
case?

If not, then damn… Where to start??

First of all, you know how you were going on about how the world is flat
(http://www.truechristian.com/earthflat.html). HAHAHAHA! Ok, whatever,
that was so funny! Just let me ask you, why would the ‘liberal daemons from
NASA’ waste so much time and energy bullshitting about the shape of the
Earth? Back in the day when you were a child and Armstrong landed on the
moon, it was on TV, and sorry Jim, there was no ‘photoshop’ to bullshit the
shape of the Earth back then, so please, take your head out of your ass.
The bible is obviously full of shit there. (Did you cringe when I said
that? ‘The bible is full of shit?’ Get over it you sadistic fuck).

Oh yeah, you know all of that bullshit about the “actual” value of PI being
3? Well, draw a fucking circle on a piece of newspaper, measure its radius,
then take a piece of string and trace the border of the circle. No Jim,
don’t stretch the fucking string to bias the experiment, just check and make
sure that the circumference is actually 2x3.14xthe radius. And it will be.
It is mathematically proven you arrogant shit! Bible again is WRONG!

Wouldn’t the fucking lord know about the geometry of the place he created?
Wouldn’t he know that the earth was actually round if he made it that way?
YES! But he doesn’t, so he was either bullshitting us for some strange
reason, or the drunk fuckers who wrote the old testament were bullshitting
out of their asses! I’ll go with that one ;)

I might just bring up one more thing. That image of the girl with a shaved
head (http://www.truechristian.com/unproperwear.html) who, as the image
suggests has CANCER, is probably having Kemotherapy, and that is why she has
no hair, not because she is “Some dumb bitch who is going to Hell because
she wants to rebel and shave her head. Almost looks like a guy though right?
Stupid lesbian!!)”

How would you feel if your wife or children got cancer, and the only way
they could live would be through Kemotherapy? Since it is a modern
invention, it is not in the bible, so you would probably let your family die
right? Sick fuck. Or maybe, your family wont get cancer because they are
‘true christians’ like you? Not true buddy. Cancer can get anyone. All
you have done to your family is made them more like you, and that is
definitely not a good thing.

Attached is an image of you, because we all know you are a closset fagot.
By the way, is that penis getting in the way of your 'O so wholy' vision?

Pull your head out of your ass, clean the semon off your face, and write
back to me, if you can face it, coward.

Why did you make a picture of cow utters feeding me milk? I like it out of the glass, thank you.

Date: 7/5/2004 02:18:18 +1000
From: O BL <binlicker2003@yahoo.com.au>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Why no answer?

Jim-Boy,

You disappoint me, you didn't even try to defend your "Number of god" crap.
Although you did have the balls (stupidity) to post my expose of your puerile rantings with no way to explain how you came to the fictitious "Number of god".

Jimmy, you keep making references to women as being "filthy and sinfull" and you refer to them as bitches. I was going to ask what your wife thought of your misogynist (that's a woman hater Jim-Boy, I know you aren't too good with multisyllable words) but then I realized, she must be mentally retarded to have married you in the first place. Jimmy, you have a family portrait on your site, were those children conceived in the normal fashion or was Mrs Nicholls articially inseminated?
If it was in the normal fashion, how could you bring yourself to touch, let alone put your penis into a "filthy, sinfull bitch"? Does she go down on her knees in front of you Jim-Boy and fellate you like normal wives do? Does she swallow Jimmy, or does she turn away at the last second? When you've fucked the bitch Jim-Boy, do you then feel all guilty and remorseful and then kick her out of your bed screaming at her about being sinful and filthy and a whore and succubus?

When you were young, did your Daddy lay hands on you Jimmy? Did he fondle your penis and testes? I think he did and then he yelled at you, like you yell at your wife (and your daughter too Jimmy?) that you were the cause of his "sin", that you are evil, sick and sinfull. He did that didn't he Jim-Boy? That's why you are what you are today aren't you?

You'll get found out Jim-Boy, most of you "Pastors, Priests & churchmen" will get caught eventually, it only takes one of those boys from your congregation to tell what you did to them to start the whole thing falling in on you Jimmy.

Live it up while you can Jim-Boy, the day of reckoning will come.

Date: 7/05/2004 18:49:13 +0000
From: "Trixie Valure" <foxyboxer32@hotmail.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

Dearest Jim,
I am sorry for my undue absence. I hvae been away at photo
shoots. I have to make money you know. I have missed you oh so much. I
wish I could feel you, pushing against me, your hot body becoming one with
mine. I dream about it every night. I can't stop thinking about you. I
love you so much and the very thought of spending any more time withough you
drive me insane. I need you and I will not let you get away! I will come
and get you if I must. I love you Jim and I know you love me. We will be
together soon my love.

xoxo
Sexily Yours
Trixie

Date: 7/6/2004 00:23:43 EDT
From: ButterflyTears04@aol.com
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: (no subject)

I've been reading through your website and I'm very interested in visiting
your church. Where is it located?
Thanks

Date: 7/6/2004 16:32:15 -0700
From: Harley Pazzine <sajimaxum4563@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: TrueChristian.com question

Date: 7/6/2004 19:10:36 -0700
From: Matthew Sovers <msovers@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Just saw your website.

A friend sent me the link to your website because she
was disgusted with it, but man I haven't laughed this
hard in months. It was hilarious how seriously you
pretended to take yourself. Do you do stand-up
comedy? If you do you should tape it and sell it
because you could make a bunch of money.

I just couldn't stop laughing.

Cordially yours,
Matt

Date: 7/07/2004 11:49:25 +1000
From: "Danny Nguyen" <the_kreep@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: You, sir, are a hypocrite!

Date: 7/7/2004 01:29:23 -0700
From: "Eric Isler \"Solid Snake\"" <liquid_steele_creep@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: "The Word"

You are the most unbelievable "pastor" in the entire SPHERICAL world. What is this nonsense about "Science is the work of Satan"? Without science, you wouldn't be able to write the slander that you do on your website. What, did God say "...and let there be computers and the internet"? I think not. You are a homophobic, sexist, racist ignoramus, and a biggot who needs to stop "spreading the word" because you have no clue what you're talking about. If you think the world is flat, why don't you just go to the edge, jump off, and fall straight to Hell, because that's where you're going. Do you think God enjoys being caught up in your slanderous lies? God is not a hateful being, but your idiotic website makes God look horrible in the eyes of others. You are not a "True Christian". Christians are not hateful people but obviously you've created your own form of Christianity where in basically anyone who isn't you is going to Hell. As for the whole "Aetheist's are devils" bit, you're just
being stupid. I know many Aethists that are a million times friendlier than you and I think that God would let any of them into Heaven before He let you. I'm suprised that God hasn't smited you yet for being such an arrogant "politician of the Word". You obviously need to put down the Bible for one second and take a look at the real world, because it has greatly changed since when the Bible was written. If you do make it to Heaven, I hope I go to Hell because being stuck with you anywhere but be worse than burning in Hell.

Date: 7/07/2004 16:38:00 +0000
From: "Adam Wiggins" <borge_1006@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Nice Site

Hey, I really resepect you.... Do you think you can give me the email address of your daughter, she's pretty cute :). I'm only 17, how old is she?

Date: 7/7/2004 13:44:17 -0400
From: "Cameron Champion" <cameron@gocameron.com>
Reply-to: <inbox@gocameron.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A

Date: 7/07/2004 19:43:07 -0700
From: Larry T <larryt5352@netscape.net>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: round earth

I believe you do ere on your flat earth theory. In Isa 40:22 [It is]
he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants
thereof [are] as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a
curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in: The word
translated circle is more correctly sphere. The Jews historically did
not believe the earth was flat. It was Christopher Columbus who because
of this verse, set about to sail to the east indies. The verses you
cite have nothing to do with the flatness of the earth. Now if you had
posed that the earth is the center of the universe, which I believe it
is, then these verses would support this. Notice He has fixed the earth
immovable -- the earth doesn't move -- everything else moves around the
earth.

1 Chronicles 16:30: "He has fixed the earth firm, immovable."

Psalm 93:1: "Thou hast fixed the earth immovable and firm ..."
Psalm 96:10: "He has fixed the earth firm, immovable ..."
Psalm 104:5: "Thou didst fix the earth on its foundation so that it
never can be shaken."
Isaiah 45:18: "...who made the earth and fashioned it, and himself fixed
it fast...
Isaiah 11:12: "And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall
assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of
Judah from the four corners of the earth."

I know of the pictures from space so we don't need to debate these. But
what about sailing ships that have sailed around the earth in all
directions? My brother who is a believer too has personally flown
around the world. I have flown high enough the see the curvature of the
earth.

By the way the proof text that you used to prove that

"truecHristiandotcomIsthewordofGod"
is not the KJV.

I am a believer and Jesus my Lord does speak to me and I follow Him. If
you want to post this be my guest. I have no rights -- I serve the
Lord Jesus Christ.

Larry T.

"I believe you do ere on your flat earth theory. In Isa 40:22 [It is]
he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants
thereof [are] as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a
curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in: The word
translated circle is more correctly sphere. The Jews historically did
not believe the earth was flat. It was Christopher Columbus who because
of this verse, set about to sail to the east indies. The verses you
cite have nothing to do with the flatness of the earth. Now if you had
posed that the earth is the center of the universe, which I believe it
is, then these verses would support this. Notice He has fixed the earth
immovable -- the earth doesn't move -- everything else moves around the
earth."

Circles are 2D shapes, not 3D, like the sphere lie the Liberals present. A circle isn't a sphere nimrod.

Date: 7/7/2004 23:24:30 -0700
From: michael bullock <dyvaith_fyr@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: I have a stupid question...........

I am quite sure that I already know the answer to this question, however I will ask anyway so that I can be certain.

Is your website a joke???? Because the only things that I can think of are...

1) This wesite is a joke, as mentioned before.

2) This website is meant to gain Michael Moore, John Kerry, and all groups you claim to be against MORE followers through reverse psychology.

or

3) (Please try not to be offended by this.) You and your followers have completely misinterpreted the bible, and are complete morons. I mean try to at least see from my point of view. Science a "satanic religion"?? I can see how science can piss people off...but it has it's good points.
I think that faith is a good thing to have. But having faith doesn't mean that you have to sacrafice intelligence.

Well.....I don't even know what I am doing. If choice 3 is the circumstance, then I will have no luck stopping you with WORDS. I mean if you are dumb enough to believe that locking up your wife when she's having her period is a good idea because you think that she's being punished or that she's possessed.....then I won't be able to do anything about this without brainwashing you through torture methods used by the Nazis....and I'm not gonna do that because I don't like Nazis and because I'm too lazy to torture people. Plus, I don't really care.

Anyway....please just answer my question and reguardless of what the answer is please just keep it short.

Date: 7/08/2004 16:53:50 +0100
From: "chloe Ainsworth" <groovychickchloe@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

Date: 7/8/2004 11:09:26 -0700
From: wannaextreme <wannaextreme@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: hi new believer................

rock on man.........very cool......how can i start a
branch here in arizona??

=====
the past is gone..... the future not here....the present is all we have.... live it as if it were gone already....

Date: 7/08/2004 21:00:16 +0100
From: "chloe Ainsworth" <groovychickchloe@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

If you believe god is homophobic (like you) then why did he create Gay Men? I mean he did create everyone didn't he?

Date: 7/8/2004 15:26:31 -0700
From: Jesse Lioncourt <jesse_lioncourt@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: website.

Date: 7/09/2004 09:36:32 -0500
From: "Alexa Piatek" <glittergurl3oo2@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: question

Hello! My name is Alex. I'm a 14-year-old Christian from Indiana.
I was going through your site and I find something that has been bothering
me.
It says, "You can also encourage these beginner soldiers of Christ to hate
real God-haters."
...but does Jesus not say not to hate? He says to love everyone.
Just look at Mary- the prostitute that Jesus took care of.
Christian means little Christ...and Christ hated no one.
He loved everyone as himself...shouldn't we do the same?
Hate the sin- not the sinner.

Just my opinion.

Alex

Date: 7/9/2004 12:03:03 -0700
From: Andy Hoghanburgur <imnasnainaec@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: You're a little philisophically challanged

So many times you refer to old testement laws and how
certain people who do the same things now-a-days
should be killed. Keep in mind the time when Jesus
stopped the stoning of a prostetute (john 8). Also.
How do you explain all of these:

Hebrews Chapter 7 talks about Jesus being a new
priest, and with a new priest comes a change to the
old law. ("For on the one hand there is an annulling
of the former commandment because of its weakness and
unprofitableness, for the law made nothing perfect; on
the other hand, there is the bringing in of a better
hope, through which we draw near to God.")

Hebrews Chapter 8 talks about the Lord making a new
covenant, which makes the old one obsolete. ("In that
He says, "A new covenant," He has made the first
obsolete. Now what is becoming obsolete and growing
old is ready to vanish away.")

There's plenty more about the old testiment laws no
longer beng in effect in hebrews, and elsewhere in the
new testement.

My second arguement against your teachings it that by
the earth being fixed, could that not mean fixed in
orbit. They couldn't have used those specific words
back then, because nobody would have understood it.
Also, even with a round earth, do you think it is
imposible for God to make everyone see him when he
comes. Is it too hard for God to make himself visible
to everyone on a round planet.

With the dream, that's all it is, a representation of
something. The point of the dream was that the tree
was REALLY tall.

I haven't taken the time to browse your whole wesite
and find more things to disagree with, but I may get
around to it.

Date: 7/9/2004 12:52:26 -0700
From: Andy Hoghanburgur <imnasnainaec@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: 1 Corinthians 6:1-6

If any of you has a dispute with
another, dare he take it before the
ungodly for judgment instead of before
the saints? Do you not know that the saints will judge
the world? And if you are to judge the world, are you
not competent to judge trivial cases? Do you
not know that we will judge angels? How much
more the things of this life!
Therefore, if you have disputes
about such matters, appoint as judges
even men of little account
in the church! I say this to shame you.
Is it possible that there is nobody among you
wise enough to judge a dispute between
believers? But instead, one brother
goes to law against another-and this in front
of unbelievers!

The text spells out:
t = 26 spaces
r = 40 spaces
u = 69 spaces
e = 84 spaces
c = 216 spaces
H = 282 spaces
r = 292 spaces
i = 301 spaces
s = 304 spaces
T = 320 spaces
i = 331 spaces
a = 339 spaces
n = 377 spaces
d = 385 spaces
o = 399 spaces
t = 405 spaces
c = 410 spaces
o = 422 spaces
m = 448 spaces
I = 456 spaces
s = 457 spaces
w = 502 spaces
r = 548 spaces
o = 565 spaces
n = 566 spaces
g = 577 spaces

So we now have "truecHristiandotcomIswrong", or
TrueChristian.com is the wrong! It's right there in
the Bible!! God Know's this and He put it in the Bible
to tell Us this. Here's another neat thing I found out
with the amount of spaces:

26+40+69+84+216+282+292+301+304+320+331+339+377+385+399+405+410+412+448+456+457+502+548+565+566+577
= 9,111

9,111 = 9+1+1+1 = 12

9,111 / 12 = 759.25

759.25 + .75 = 760! (There is a passage in the Bible,
Acts 7:60!!!)

760 + 17 (The passage Romans 1:7!) = 777!!!!!!

777 IS THE LORD'S NUMBER!! THE LORD TELLS US THAT
TRUECHRISTIAN.COM IS THE WRONG!!!! GOD IS GOOD!!

You recognize this stupid little trick?

Date: 7/9/2004 20:10:26 -0400
From: ktice@Oswego.EDU
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

thank you very much for your web site. it just gave me reassurance that i
made the right decision in becoming agnostic.

Date: 7/09/2004 18:49:28 -0700
From: Larry T <larryt5352@netscape.net>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Names

Your response to me:

Circles are 2D shapes, not 3D, like the sphere lie the Liberals present. A circle isn't a sphere nimrod.

My response to you:

Is that all you can do is call people names? If the world is a circle where are the four corners. By the way a tetrahedron is a 3 dimentional object with 4 corners. The world could be a tetrahedron. And you say in the message board that you don't make gramatical and spelling mistakes if I understand you correctly. I find that you consistantly use "your" where you should have used "you're" or "you are". And what is your wife doing wearing men's clothing in the picture on your website. My wife said your wifes hair is so short that she looks like a man. And if we are to pray without ceasing then why is your wife's head not covered. Does she stop praying when she has her picture taken? I won't stoop to calling you names but it appears that you are the nimrod trying to set up you own kingdom.

You say you take the bible literally. I would like you to give me $10,000.00. Please give me ten thousand dollars. According to Matt. 5:42 you are to give it to me.

Mt 5:38 ¶ Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:
39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.
40 And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also.
41 And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain.
42 Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away.

You aught to study to show yourself approved unto God and rightly divide the word of truth.

Sincerely,
Larry T.

"that you don't make gramatical and spelling mistakes if I understand you correctly"

Date: 7/09/2004 23:40:13 -0500
From: "~ Skeeby, Ihr Feuer.. ~" <budweiser_106@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: blasphemy

You are fucking hilarious, and amusing. you take everything out of context, and you disregard things in the bible and make them what you want, you are all fucking retards, you seriously dont know anything aobut anything you are talking about, do some research and look this shit up before you blindly comment on it, and you guys are so hateful. you are all about homophobia, racism, bigotry, and hypocrisy i wouldnt doubt. and keep up the good work, because i dont believe in god, and i love being blasphemous, and your site is nothing short of blasphemy, and you are doing nothing more than amusing the shit out of non-believers, so just keep being hateful and racist and bigot, because i love you for it, you are the most satirical, amusing (unintentially of course), and hilarious website ive found in a long time!!!
sincerely,
Blasphemer # 1

Date: 7/10/2004 00:25:09 -0500
From: "Sarah Clauder" <smartmouth289@vvm.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A

Date: 7/10/2004 16:21:46 -0700
From: "David Hackler" <chilly_willy_911@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

Date: 7/10/2004 22:23:44 -0400
From: "Bobby's Hotmail" <shadow_x1@hotmail.com>
Reply-to: "Bobby's Hotmail" <BobbyB500@aol.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A

When it comes to The Word of God, no, but I'm a regular Joe besides all of that.

Date: 7/11/2004 02:09:58 -0700
From: "Bryan" <bryank89@comcast.net>
Reply-to: "Bryan" <bryank89@comcast.net>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: I have a question. Please respond.

The following is taken from your very own site.

http://www.truechristian.com/11.html

Doesn't the Bible say "Love thy neighbor as thyself", and yet you quote the Bible with things that say differently?

Refer to here first.

Yes, but that goes for your neighbor, not a Demon. All non-Christians are Demons.

What is one to do if their neighbor is a demon?

Date: 7/11/2004 03:01:15 -0700
From: donna young <dyoung9653@sbcglobal.net>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: N/A

sir, while all of us have the right to state openly what we believe, i believe you cross the line. for someone who is very well educaded in bible referances to use such foul language and hatred for non-believers is sad and hurtfull. love the sinner hate the sin is lost with you. you call people pickle heads and fags? aviously you are not familiar with "love thy neigbor"? for if you were you would not say such things. and how rude it is of you to point to the vagina and say "fishy smell". that is totally uncalled for. are you twelve years old sir? Pegans do not preach anti=family values. i have many friends who are so and they are very loving women and men. you sir need to do your reserch better. to kill one for thier belief is sad, can you not help them to come to God instead? Also Pegans do not believe in Satan. you are anti family believing that inocents should die! how many people have you killed? or wish to kill? you are no better than hitler! you can not possibly believe all pegans have green skin + warts. tell me that was a joke! have you no brain? pagans eat children? i fear that may be where your brain lies! let me get this right...the only people who shall go to heaven are the 1,500 members of your church + george bush and down the line.... what about all the other "true christians" as you call them? true christian.com is the only way? what about those poor souls who lived before computers? you are warped and i pray for your soul. if you are wondering...yes i am a christian.

Date: 7/11/2004 14:05:40 -0700
From: wannaextreme <wannaextreme@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: well well well ........................

seeing as how this is a recorded medium i will keep it
short and sweet..................we always enjoy what
we do.............goodbye..........
sure you dont want my adrress......and oh yeah all the
current members have copies of what i sent
out.......and yes one more small detail..........those
papers i have (inherited them from my grandfather)
there are several pictures.......nicely
incriminating.........so like i said
goodbye...........pastor/ father whatever you call
yourself.........you overstepped your
boundries......there is no god ......and yes you will
find this out..........

FOR THOSE MONITORING AND YOU JIM..........THIS IS NOT
A THREAT, I AM NOT TRYING TO BLACKMAIL ANYONE, I AM
MERELY ATTEMPTING TO END YOUR
ORGANIZATION.........GOODBYE........(by the way sure
you dont want my adrress.......love to be able to add
one more thing to the list of charges)

Date: 7/11/2004 14:06:24 -0700
From: wannaextreme <wannaextreme@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: well well well ........................

Date: 7/12/2004 11:34:07 +0100
From: "A070096Daniel" <A070096Daniel@yale-wrexham.ac.uk>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: mistake

Yo, Jim.

I was just reading one of your sermons about the menstrual cycle of women, and noticed you made a spelling mistake. I hate to be picky, but it makes you look really thick. Here is the mistake in question: “Make sure she is away from society to.” The “to” should be spelled ‘too’. Nothing big, you know, but you do look a bit stupid, so I would correct it if were you. Okay, cheerio.

Danny

P.S. I wrote another email to you a couple of weeks ago, but you have not yet replied. I understand you may be busy, but it is written that you will reply within a week, and you have exceeded this limit already. I thought you were perfect? Okay, peace out.

Date: 7/12/2004 14:42:15 -0400
From: Susanna Coleman <untilthedaybreak@yahoo.ca>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Clarification

Hi,

Just had a brief question! Is it true that you really believe that you are the only true Christians on the earth? I'm sorry, I just did not quite understand if that's what you were saying on the website.

I am a Christian (as according to "if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised Him from the dead, thou shalt be saved." Romans 10:9) as well, by the grace of God.

Susy

No, I'm not the only Christian on Earth. President George W. Bush is one too, he thinks just like me.

Date: 7/12/2004 19:17:18 +0000
From: "Pastor Robert" <pastorrob131@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Urgent, Pastor Jim: DemonS!

Pastor Jim, Good work giving the good word out to the people, but you forgot
a huge enemy of god--Map makers and archaeologists. They're out there
trying to convince people that god is a nigger. Now we all know god isn't a
nigger, but these people bring forward these claims of how eden was in
colored man country(Genesis 2: 10 A river flowed out of Eden to water the
garden, and there it divided and became four rivers. 11 The name of the
first is Pishon; it is the one which flows around the whole land of Havilah,
where there is gold; 12 and the gold of that land is good; bdellium and onyx
stone are there. 13 The name of the second river is Gihon; it is the one
which flows around the whole land of Cush. 14 And the name of the third
river is Tigris, which flows east of Assyria. And the fourth river is the
Euphrates. ), and how god made man in his image and hence god must be some
colored man. It's ridiculous, I know. Then they say all this stuff about
how about how god promised that the canaanites wouldn't be killed and how
the white man never lost his wars (Genesis 4: 15 And the LORD said unto him,
Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold.
And the LORD set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him. ).
The white man never lost a war because god is white and god doesn't lose
wars!!!!! That's not all, though. They even say jesus was a nigger. Now
we all know Jesus couldn't be a nigger, because niggers are demons and Jesus
wasn't a demon because He was god. But these guys cite all these different
tribes of jews (Jesus was not a Jew!), and say that he was in niggerdom
tribe. It's stupid I know, but they just keep persisting. See, it's
because the lying round earthing atheists keep filling them with maps which
are lies. I did extensive research and proved where the garden of Eden and
Bethleham really is. Please put this up so people can learn the truth!

Date: 7/12/2004 19:22:00 +0000
From: "Pastor Robert" <pastorrob131@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Did you get my last email?

I think niggerdom might have chopped off the end of my last email. I
imagine you got the pictures so I won't resend those unless you ask me to.
It said:

Pastor Jim, Good work giving the good word out to the people, but you forgot
a huge enemy of god--Map makers and archaeologists. They're out there
trying to convince people that god is a nigger. Now we all know god isn't a
nigger, but these people bring forward these claims of how eden was in
colored man country(Genesis 2: 10 A river flowed out of Eden to water the
garden, and there it divided and became four rivers. 11 The name of the
first is Pishon; it is the one which flows around the whole land of Havilah,
where there is gold; 12 and the gold of that land is good; bdellium and onyx
stone are there. 13 The name of the second river is Gihon; it is the one
which flows around the whole land of Cush. 14 And the name of the third
river is Tigris, which flows east of Assyria. And the fourth river is the
Euphrates. ), and how god made man in his image and hence god must be some
colored man. It's ridiculous, I know. Then they say all this stuff about
how about how god promised that the canaanites wouldn't be killed and how
the white man never lost his wars (Genesis 4: 15 And the LORD said unto him,
Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold.
And the LORD set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him. ).
The white man never lost a war because god is white and god doesn't lose
wars!!!!! That's not all, though. They even say jesus was a nigger. Now
we all know Jesus couldn't be a nigger, because niggers are demons and Jesus
wasn't a demon because He was god. But these guys cite all these different
tribes of jews (Jesus was not a Jew!), and say that he was in niggerdom
tribe. It's stupid I know, but they just keep persisting. See, it's
because the lying round earthing atheists keep filling them with maps which
are lies. I did extensive research and proved where the garden of Eden and
Bethleham really is. Please put this up so people can learn the truth!

If there's any help I can give you on your glorious crusade, just name it!

Date: 7/12/2004 23:27:10 -0700
From: Bob Maggot <faerion@yahoo.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!

You are a crazed moron!!!!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT
WOMAN ARE THE ULTIMATE SINNERS!!! DID ADAM NOT SIN AS
WELL! You are an ASS!!! I am a proud Christian and it
is christians LIKE YOU THAT MAKE ALL THE TEENAGERS
REBEL!!!! What the fuck do peoples hair care, jewelry,
and glasses have to do with anything. DEAR LORD YOU
HAVE A LONG FACE!!! YOUR A CHILD MOLESTER!!! That
woman on that page had CANCER YOU ASS HOLE!!!! She
doesn't wear make-up BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO YOU
FAG!!! What the hell do you think you are going to
accomplish you freak!?!?!?! Is it not also a sin to
defile another race?!?! Men are dirty and sinful! How
many attacks have their been on woman and how many on
men?!?!?!?! You are one of those stupid muslim middle
eastern jews that believe that woman are filthy. God
wants love and compashion amongst his people not
hatred and malice, two traits you have clearly shown
you dominering bastard! What the hell is with the
world being flat. Are you blind or just IGNORANT! In
earnest I truly pity your wife and daughter! To grow
up around such a pig! My only physical thing to do
about this site is to pray and report you! It brings
to mind a saying...SEE YOU IN HELL THEN ASSHOLE!

Actually, in the English language, we would use "You're" in a sentence like that. And your comment is pugnacious and uncalled for.

To help people see their own hypocrisy through exposing their anger. I am a mirror, a mirror of you. That is my purpose.

"You are one of those stupid muslim middle
eastern jews that believe that woman are filthy."

By reading your e-mail through again, I can tell you possess no love or compassion. Yes it's spelled compassion.

At least you admit your going to Hell. I highly recommend you start taking blood pressure medication, since you are going to have a heart attack with such anger.

Date: 7/13/2004 07:44:24 +0100
From: "Simon Keane" <simon@simon6.wanadoo.co.uk>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A

Just a simple question can niggers be true christians?
If not where does the bible say this?

They could I guess, since they are 3/5 a human according to US law. The thing is animals don't have souls, so what's the point?

Date: 7/13/2004 10:48:36 -0400
From: "Bobby's Hotmail" <shadow_x1@hotmail.com>
Reply-to: "Bobby's Hotmail" <BobbyB500@aol.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A

Date: 7/13/2004 09:41:29 -0600
From: "REGINA BAILEY" <HARRY_CHANDLER@MSN.COM>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A

Thanks

"So you believe women should be quiet all the time??"

No.

"You believe that the Atkins diet is revolutionary??"

Yes.

"What do you think about George Bush?"

He is a wonderful US President.

"Am I a bad person for not believing in religion??"

You are going to Hell.

"Why should I believe??"

See above.

Date: 7/13/2004 13:27:18 -0700
From: wannaextreme <wannaextreme@yahoo.com>
To: pastorjim@truechristian.com
Subject: found a picture of her on ..............

a horse.......thought you might like it.......by the
way what do you prefer..........goats or
sheep????......as for your daughter man wish she was
18.......sounds like shes already a horn
dog.......mmmmmmmmmm yummy !!!!!!!!.........oh and ty
to your wifey tell her i miss that bod........sent you
a pic just in case you have never seen it.......what
happened to her chin......hitting her again
jim.......next set of pics to come .......you smiling
and riding a really hard large BLACK cock........cant
wait .......whats your stupid response this time
.........want my address ? ........(ra ra ra its the
army of god hallelujah ........wo hoo wo hoo chugga
chugga choo.....its the army of god hallelujah.......)
your a fag jim a stupid, child molesting, wife raping,
abusive useless piece of dog meat.......my chickens
would not even want you around..........how do people
live around you .........im gonna piss you off so
bad........anyways till next time my dear dickless
friend..........good luck and fuck god ......hes
dead.....later

=====
the past is gone..... the future not here....the present is all we have.... live it as if it were gone already....

Date: 7/14/2004 03:09:05 +1000
From: O BL <binlicker2003@yahoo.com.au>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: True christian?

How do you turn people away from Christianity? You make up a site where the supposed "Pastor" is the biggest bigot, redneck, hate filled pus bag on this earth. Someone who makes the Taliban look timid in comparison. Then you portray him as the epitome of redneck, backwoods, fundamentalist christian followers. Jim, you're a genius. I have to admit it.

Date: 7/14/2004 14:30:43 +0930
From: "Klara Salinger" <bite_me_hard78@hotmail.com>
To: PastorJim@truechristian.com
Subject: Im thankful that I have two middle fingers.....I only wish I had more- omega

marilyn manson fan says...

it is people like you who give the world the impression that all christians
are extremists, disciminatory, RACIST and basically- represent all that is
evil.

no i am not finished with you yet...

most of your quotes from the bible were from deuteronomy (which is in the
1st testament). the first testament was for the hewbrews- THE HEBREWS. a
group of people who you hate. doesn't it also say in the bible that anyone
who curses the jews will be cursed themselves???

oh and about the atkins diet- you have it all wrong. wasn't it a couple of
months ago that dr atkins dies of a heart attack? dr atkins was pretty young
to die of a heart attack- does that tell us something about his diet- that
it was fake?

if you look in genesis, you will see that God designed us to be herbivores
as adam and eve only ate fruit in the garden of eden- not meat.

besides... the atkins diet is false as your body can only process 100g of
meat a day. i should know as i study nutrition. i have learnt that
everything needs to be taken in balance and complying with the atkin's diet
is imbalance. it is unhealthy.

now, about your rule of cussing... talk about the pot calling the kettle
black. you have a sick and dirty mind calling women bitches as we do not
represent canines in any way. if we did- all men would be accused of
beastiality. may i also remind you that your view on women isn't christian-
it is jewish.
also remember that it women who bear the next generation- not men. we could
all lie back and revolt against you as women are a lot stronger (it is a
known fact that if a male human went through childbirth that most of them
would die under the most horrendous pain- especially you.). besides, you men
are in the minority as 48% of the world's demographic are male.

if i didn't know any better, i would give this site an award for its
satirical qualities. what you have said on this website is a twisted version
of God's word. some christains would even call your work satanic. i don't
think that marilyn manson (WHO IS NOT A SATANIST FOR ALL YOU SICK WONDERS)
would even talk about the things that you discuss as he actually has some
intelligence.

but unfortunately, this world contains extremist christian idiots like you
and so i'll have to believe that you actually think this.

i'll leave you with a wise word from the omega himself...

f I believed in an outside force that we wanted to call God - and I believe
that there is one. I think God would appreciate what I say, because I can't
see God wanting to create a world full of idiots--Marilyn Manson

Date: 7/14/2004 12:20:20 +0100
From: "Catherine Bailey" <seejaybee66@hotmail.com>
To: <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: N/A

Hi, Jim.

I recently sent you a letter pointing out a spelling mistake in one of your sermons which you so graciously replied to, and I thank you for it. However, also in the message I stated that you still have not replied to a previous letter, posted on the 3rd of this month. This will be the second time I have asked you for a reply, and I don't feel like asking again. Incase you have lost the formentioned letter I have included it below. I await your response.

"Hello Jim.

I really admire what you are doing. I think the satirist is the most talented of all comedians, and what you have done with TrueChristian.com is quite brilliant. Its uncanny parody of a raving religious extremist lunatic serves to make a total mockery of everything bad about religion, particularly the extreme nonsense you get from some over-enthusiastic Christians. It is for this reason that your site has provided myself and undoubtedly many others with so much enjoyment.

My only concern is, however, that although you site is a lot of fun and highly commendable, I worry that it may do more bad than good. The way I see it, there are three types of people who view this site: people who think the site is real, and don't like it; people who, like myself, see it for what it is, and are amused; and people who see it as real, but do like it. It is the latter section of readers who i am concerned for. To them, this site simply confirms their hateful beliefs and gives them an excuse to continue down their path of evil and extremism. It is people like this that become the terrorists. And, as an American, you can appreciate that that is the last thing we want.

So, that is my concern. Therefore i would think twice before posting your next article. Other than that, good work. I would appreciate any feedback.

Yours, Avid Fan."