Hey Pastor Jim,

I just wanted to let you know that I loved your website.  It really is
perfect.  I wouldn't change a thing.  The poor HTML layout, the abundance of
grammatical errors, even the web address - everything is so perfectly
ironic.  I just hope that everyone who checks it out realizes that it's a
big joke.  I don't think I have laughed so hard in my entire life.  BRAVO!
This is by far the most witty, ironic, clever and brilliantly hilarious
website I have EVER visited.  Thank you for making my day.
Do you think you could add a disclaimer somewhere that states that
everything is a big joke and shouldn't be taken seriously?  Or would that
ruin the comedy?

Sincerely,
jr

This is the best damned parody I've seen since I first found Landover Baptist! 
Thank you for exposing the truth of the Bible in such a humorous manner!  I'd say
it's a shame that the humor is lost on most, but that's what makes your site so
spectacular!  Keep up the good work!

“All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order,
irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans
ever done for us?”
  -John Cleese as Reg, Life of Brian

That's not the only safe spot in California. 

I notice that on your "Fighting Satan" area that you call for the death 
of atheists, agnostics, and various other groups of people who use the 
first amendment's. However, there is a problem with such remarks: 
doesn't one the the ten commandments state "thou shalt not kill"? So, 
by your standards, since you want to go against god's will (the bible, 
which god supposedly wrote), wouldn't that make you a satanist? You 
don't want to follow god's will, so you must be aligned with the devil, 
since that is what you advocate. Also, concerning your rant about the 
earth being flat, you state that the people that argue that the earth 
is round has never been to space, and are therefore "retarded". Have 
you been to space? I highly doubt it, so you don't have any proof of 
the earth being flat, which by your standards would make you a said 
"retard". Using a lifestyle that someone cannot change as an insult, 
because you don't actually have any facts? That sounds like the 
Christian thing to do. Love thy neighbor? Does that ring any bells? 
However, you wish to dispense of minorities for no real reason. I have 
also heard the common saying that god loves all his creations, so 
wouldn't he reject to you trying to get rid of something or someone he 
loves? Also, there are many grammatical and spelling errors on your 
page, yet you ridicule people who make mistakes in their e-mails to 
you.

"TrueChristian.com has been around for about since June 16, 2003."
"I hate when people do this."
"Atheists Are Morans!"
"We brought forth into the world two great blessings:"
"(Look these up yourself if you think I editted them!)"

  Yet another problem I found on your site: the image of an open bible 
and a sword with the tip pointing upward. The sword that is depicted in 
the image was created to symbolize a cross, for those who used it 
thought it to be a weapon of god (even though "thou shalt not kill"). 
Therefore, the sword on your site must be satanic, since it is 
reversed, and so you must be a satanist (which you hate and want to 
kill). Taking all this into consideration, shouldn't you kill yourself? 
However, you won't, for you don't have the courage to die for your 
beliefs. I insist you to prove me wrong.

I've been reading your website now, and I have only got a few words to say;

Absolutely brilliant!!!

I just love how you bluntly mocked almost every single ideal Christianity 
stands for.
Reading through your mailbag has shown many people getting rather pissed on 
the subjects you "preach" about, and many an individual claimed to have a 
high I.Q.

I'd say, if they really had possesed a high I.Q, they would've noticed the 
brilliant satirical layer "hidden" [it's actually easy to spot] beneath it.

Come on. You really bluntly put on how Christiany has worked through all 
those years, yet all those people claim you're pulling facts out of your 
ass.

Excuse my french.


Do continue, your site is utter hilarious and a great read.

Kind regards,

A fan

Pastor Nichols,

            You are a truly great man, and I believe in everything that you say. You
are a true savior, and you shall light the path to greatness and purity.
But I digress, for the point that I am trying to make is a bit of a
shaking one. I read your article on 'furries' and I noticed that there
was very much swearing, not to mention that you posted pornography, and
of bestial nature! I think you should consider censoring things that you
post, because it seems kind of hypocritical Although I suppose I can't
blame you entirely. You have obviously been brainwashed by the
close-minded community of hypocrites that speak of peace and equality,
and yet persecute so many people, simply for natural things that they
may do or say, natural things that were created by your God! Listen, if
you haven't already closed this window and deleted the e-mail, I applaud
you. You may still have a chance to truly live! Why waste your time
being hated by so many people, just for a few false beliefs? Forgive
the...anger that you may feel in this letter, I was just a bit outraged,
for lack of a better word, at your views. For instance, the "don't
vomit" video. It might as well have been a bunch of mascots at a college
football game. I think you seriously need to reconsider your policy on
labeling other people's opinions. After all, don't you think that it's
better that furries are...pleasuring themselves to artwork, as opposed
to fornicating with real animals? 
    And, um, the hate mail generator...yeah, I checked it out, and...come on, you
really think that everyone who doesn't agree with you is a complete idiot, don't
you? That isn't exactly fair, and that makes even more people dislike you. I
believe that if you are a bit nicer to people and more accepting of their views,
opinions, and ideas, you might have a better audience. Do not base Christianity
on your sole beliefs, because that is not godly at all. I hope you at least
remember this message for one day, so that you can become a better person. I
hope I don't sound like a hippie or anything, but if you would stop attacking
people and started accepting them, you would feel closer to God. I was saving my
next statement for last, because...well, you'll see. I am a 15-year-old
agnostic/atheist, and I really don't believe in pretty much anything that you
say. I was afraid you would immediately disregard this message had you known
this. Actually, I would like to recieve feedback containing your opinions, as I
am a very open-minded person, and would love to know what you think. Who knows?
Maybe we could even become friends. If you disagree with me, please tell me, but
I want very much to know your opinion of this message and my views.


                                                                                    

Thank
you
for
your
time,
and
I
apologize
for
decieving
you
in
the
beginning
of
this
message.
    Austin Tarrer

Pastor Nichols,


        Ohohohohohoh, do I ever feel stupid. I actually thought you were trying to
support Christianity, but your site is actually quite humorous. There's no
way someone trying to spread the Word of God would use a site like yours.
Sorry about the seriousness of my last message, I hadn't seen very much of
your site. 

                                                                                A
very
impressed
reader,
    Austin
Tarrer

Pastor Jim,
   
  I got a real kick out of your "Furries" section. That was really funny, dude! The
one where you said "Two bitches. Which one is the human?" really made my day. I
guess this means that Bugs Bunny is EVIL, right.
   
   
  John

Dear Sir,
    You do not have permission to use my picture on a website, 
particularly one that does not represent, in my opinion, Christianity, 
but instead is a tool to spread Satan's word, which is hate.
    Any picture of me used in whole or part is prohibited legally 
without my permission. You do NOT have my permission to post a picture 
of me on your hate website I would also like to point out to you that in 
addition to illegally posting my picture, you have slandered me by 
making a statement that I am a rapist through the title of this picture. 
This too is illegal. In addition, in the same picture you have posted of 
me, there is also a minor who is mentally challenged in the same photo. 
I am in the process of contacting the parents of this child, so that 
they may also contact their attorney. You have 12 hours to remove my 
picture from your site or I am going to bring a suit against you. Now, 
if you think for one moment that I am in any way bluffing, you will 
quickly find that I am not.

The image being discussed is this - 
http://www.truechristian.com/img/furryrapist.jpg
Located at http://www.truechristian.com/furriesa.html

Kinyin

 

 

Nancy Nettleberry (Mrs.)

Yonville, California

 

Dear Pastor Jim,

 

It is so wonderful to find a god-fearing Christian man such as yourself who
is willing to stand up to these Satan-loving Liberal-Atheist scumbags who
are ruining our Great Nation!  I thank the Lord for you; Praise Him!

 

I am writing to you because I need your wisdom and advice.  My husband, who
is not one of these girly-men but a real he-manly-man like yourself,
occasionally is overcome by Satan and requests you-know-what, despite the
fact that we cannot have anymore babies because my parts had to be taken out
due to an unfortunate horse-riding mishap.  Should I submit to his
degrading, sinful demands? 

 

Also please let me suggest the inspiring story of Jepthah's Daughter for
your Kidz Pages.

 

Once again, I thank Jesus for you!!

 

Yours in Christ,

 

Mrs. Orrin Nettleberry

 

Dear Pastor,
   
  I have recently discovered your website and have found that you make some
interesting points.  I mean, never have I seen in my entire life, the ability for
someone to call something as simple as a family oriented sitcom or seafood
restaurant demonic!  It also amazes me how you have the nerve to insult 13-17 year
old girls on standing up for their beliefs.  
   
  But other than that, I would love to listen to what isn't demonic considering
there seems to be little of it.  Please send me a list of what Television programs
I can watch without Satan wanting to eat me!
   
  Thanks.

How do you think that the videos of Ari could help spread the Word of God?!

How do you think that the videos of Ari could help spread the Word of God?!

All those people that hatemail you and don't understand your website is just
a joke to mock christianity crack me up.

-Tyr.

Wow. Why don't you put just about every author who ever existed? Do you read any
works of fiction? Anne Rice, Alex Sanchez, John Irving, J.R. Tolkein? I must say,
for an adult you sound rather immature. "The Bible says it so I'm right and you're
wrong. Nyah nyah!" I'm sorry, but I don't see how anyone could take you seriously.
Have you read the Da Vinci Code? I think one of my goals in life now is to make to
your "True Christian's Most Wanted List". 

Good Afternoon.
I was offended by your 'teachings', which was apparently filled with RUDE 
OFFENSIVE and CHILDISH remarks. ASIANS BLACKS HISPANICS AND MUSLIMS ARE 
PEOPLE TOO!!
Even though my father was christian, he never forced me to become a 
christian. SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU but christians marry muslims and jews 
too.
Somehow you never learned to ACCEPT others. I think you're just fucking 
scared of them. I'd sure hate to meet you, and I feel sorry for your kids to 
be born to you. THE EARTH IS ROUND. If it were flat, then we would be seeing 
Mt.Everest from every 'corner' of the world. And humans coming from dirt and 
bone? BULLSHIT. Give me evidence. I have never read the bible, so I want you 
to proove it to me. Which you can never do, even if you were a 46 year old 
christian fanatic racist.
Somehow you're more like the devil. Maybe you're THE DEVIL. I love asians 
even though i come from a turkish and belgian culture, and somehow you have 
to go with the flow that whites and blacks marry eachother (i knew two girls 
who had happily married black and white parents). Did you know that GRAVITY 
is the pull coming from the CENTRE of the EARTH?
And one more thing; christanity came from the jews. AND THE BIBLE WAS 
WRITTEN BY 'APOSTELS'.
- K.V.D

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