Psalm 94:16 Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me. ---- Psalm 109:9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow. --- Hebrews 12:4 Ye have not yet resisted unto blood, striving against sin. --- John 1:18 No man hath seen God at any time, the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him. --- John 3:3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. --- Genesis 32:30 And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. --- John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ---

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Subject:   your site
From:   "The Kimster" <karamsey@gmail.com>
Date:   Thu, June 1, 2006 12:40 am
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
Your web site is so inflammatory and full of hate I can'ta believe you can
claim to preach the word of God.  My grandfather was a baptist preacher and
even if he didn' t agree with someone else ways or beliefs he never behaved
like a maniac and felt the need to lower himself to the level of raving
lunatic.  You need to learn a thing or two about Pagans before yo slander
them.  They can't worship Satan if they don't believe in him.  See Satan was
a Christian created  therefor Pagans can't worship him since they don't
acknowledge his existance.  Get a clue.  Your facts or what you call facts
are so distorded.  Do your homework and at least state the truth and not you
fabricated lies in order to boost your dying religion that lines your
pockets and boots your own insecurities.

No.

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Subject:   God.Is.Love
From:   "nostalgia musanto" <chewing_on_tinfoil@hotmail.com>
Date:   Thu, June 1, 2006 1:09 am
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
On your site, you repeatedly say things such as, "God hates fags" & "God 
hates atheists".
Since you profess to have read the bible numerous times, have you ever come 
across this scripture?: "“God is love, and he who abides in love abides in 
God, and God abides in him” (1 Jn 4:16).

God does not hate "fags", and who are you, but a falible human being like 
the rest of us, to decide who god hates and doesn't hate?
In my mind, "GOD IS LOVE" is pretty self-explanatory. Can you even give me a 
scripture that says, directly without your interpretations, that God hates 
homosexuals?


I don't personally care if you respond to this email or not since, through 
your web-page, you've already made your narrowminded veiwpoints clear.
I personally thought your site was a joke, and I found everything on it 
ridiculous unto the point of ammusment.

I am a 15 year old Buddhist, just for the record.

"God does not hate "fags""

Yet He sends them to Hell forever to be tortured. Sounds like 'love' to me.

"In my mind, "GOD IS LOVE" is pretty self-explanatory."

Since to you the world is a coloring book.

"I am a 15 year old Buddhist, just for the record."

So shouldn't you be shutting the fuck up?

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Subject:   why?
From:   "Ozzy Zorda" <ozzyzorda@yahoo.com>
Date:   Thu, June 1, 2006 1:40 am
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
Before I proceed, I would like to introduce myself:
   
  ~My name is Ozzy Zorda.
  ~I am 19 years old.
  ~I am a Man, And a Proud Father of a healthy Baby boy.
  ~I am Strait and am happily in a relationship with My lovely(as you so graciously
put it, "Nigger") Girlfriend.
  ~I am a Proud Atheist. As it is people like you guys that keep me from achieving
your so call "Christianity".
   
  OK, so I begin. 
   
  I do not know how to address you as. For, your E-mail is
pastorJIM@truchristian.com, YET!!! you address and issue on this page: 
  "Oh and by the way your wife 
cheats on you."
  I'm not a lesbian.
  If you are Pastor Jim, either you need to change your shared e-mail and quite
confusing people and they wouldn't confuse you for a male, OR you have some major
Identity problems that need to be addressed. So with that being said. I will
address you(If I even address you directly) I will assume you as a third party. Is
that OK? Not that it matters, I am going to continue anyways.
   
  I am NOT "FOR" Gay marriage, yet at the same time, I am not Vocally or physically
against it. So, I guess you could say I am a hypocrite. Lets get that out in the
open as to not get it thrown in my face. How can a group of people, told to love
everyone, be so...   ...for lack of a better word...   ...Hateful? If I could Pull
out the BIBLE right now I could Find about 3 verses (and a commandment) that you
are violating with your slanderous remarks. Since I don't know these verses off
the top of My head, nor do I know where they are located in the bible, I will not
quote, for that would be ignorant of me, correct? (though, I am sure the
commandments are in Genesis and the second Book in the Old Testament, repeated, I
am sure, in the second book).
   
  I could understand your thoughts and views IF you would have given some sort of
FACTUAL proof of your opinions. So, all your rant are just that. Opinions. So I
guess you could say I am talking to no one right now. For I am fighting for
OPINIONS. I understand people have opinions, but you guys take it to the extreme,
leaving your "RELIGION" aside, Some of the things you post on your site are just
baseless and demoralizing. Does the bible not teach one to "Love thy fellow
neighbor" or something along those lines? Yet, you demoralize and Promote racism,
which in it's self is Just as bad or if not worse than "Gay Marriage".
   
  Truth: Gay marriage is two people of the same age that "love" each other.
  Truth: racism can account for over a billion deaths and hate crimes on people who
had initially done nothing wrong or against any law.
  Truth: Many gay men commit fellatio on other men
  Truth: MANY Homophobic white males engage in fellatio with their girlfriends for
various reasons.
  Truth: Cigarettes cause cancer. (sorry, it needed to be said).
   
  Here is something conflicting I need to address: 
  <P align=center>"Hey haven't you even read the bible, it says that you should not
inbreed."<P align=center>I have. I don't remember that part either. How do you
think Adam and Eve's plus Noah and Na'amah's families had children? They had to
inbreed.  I know the Bible better than everyone but Fred Phelps.
   
  Does this make Incest any better? Are you Suggesting that incest is alright?
Because if you don't then, well...   ...Wait. You are for racism. You could be
capable of anything. See, now you have me thinking stereotypical-like. I am sorry.
Having sex with my mother, or sister or aunt or who ever just doesn't seem too
enticing to me, sorry.
   
  I have a few more questions before I head off to bed that I wish you to truthfully
and with out any smart-alec, bashing, hateful, racist, nor stereotypical,  or in
any way demeaning remark. Please answer with some form of intelligence and not
think this as a E-Mail as bashing or otherwise another bashing poster:
  Why are you so stereotypical?
  Why do you promote Racism and stereotypes?
  Why are you filled with so much hate?
  and finally, Why do you show such a lack of open mindedness?
   
  I am just trying to understand your side of the argument and other side of your
apparently twisted and two sided religion
   
  P.S. Why does it seem that "Christians", along with other religions, seem to Twist
their BIBLES to mean what they want it to mean? and just because it says something
that might not be of interest to their "CAUSE" they twist the meaning by saying
things like, "He doesn't mean it literally" or "he is speaking in parables" or
"Well, He actually means this.." and what not. It makes sense naught to me.

I'm not reading all that.

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Subject:   lol
From:   "sander van putten" <sander4x4@hotmail.com>
Date:   Thu, June 1, 2006 5:49 am
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
your site is funny...
but you are one fucking idiot

you say men is perfect because god said it was good
and since god is perfect and everyting he says is true 
men is perfect also...(since they were ''good'' )
but still you call people gay and scum for not believing...
so not-believing is a mistake ?
isn't mistaking impossible when you are perfect ?
if you think it is possible than you are a moron for not kning what perfection means
and if it ins't possible then god is a moron for creating ''perfect beings'' that
aren't perfect
so god is the moron lol

another thing is is that you say the earth is flat... 
have you ever flown on an airplane ?
you ever saw the end of the earth ?
you should be able to do that since moses could that and the earth is flat
but most people will tell you that they didn't saw the end of the earth
(only complete retards will tell you they did)
so that can only mean 2 things:
that god didn't create ''a flat earth'' and the bible is wrong
or that men is mistaking and they don't see the end of the earth (which is 
imperfection)
another reason for the earth being round instead of flat:
if the earth was flat and you  cycle to the east than the earth should be endless
otherwise you would end up cycling somewhere in hell(since you would fall down and
the hell is under the earth)
but instead.. you end up in japan and if you keep in cycling you will be back in
america !!
(i know it is impossible to cycle all the way since you would need to cycle over
water, and the only person that should be able do that would be jesus...)

i'm from Holland
so please forgive me if i misspelled anything 
i hope you post this on your site and say stupid shit about it...
and keep on with doing this because it is funny as hell
(if you are really serious about the shit on your site.... then you are a moron)
and btw the kidz page.. (kidz is 
spelled with an ''s'' so it is actually kids page, just to let you know)
... it is kinda violent for kids.....

greetz sander

"your site is funny...but you are one fucking idiot"

If you are laughing then I am smart.

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From:   storm@303truth.com
Date:   Thu, June 1, 2006 7:34 am
To:   "PastorJim@truechristian.com" <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
this website is another proofe how stupid humans are. im ashamed to be a
human whenever i have to see people like this which write such a fuckin
crap. it seems like the controlled stupifying of church and governmen
really works.

at PastorJim@trueidiot.com

chris storm

No.

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Subject:   mexicans!!
From:   "jesus ernesto miranda o'daly" <miranda_odaly@hotmail.com>
Date:   Thu, June 1, 2006 10:00 am
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
fuck you mother fuckerr!! why you say all of that things of mexicans... Im from
spain and a im reading your  page.... IS really stupid you are such and idiot!!
jesus say... forgive.. and love... and yoy are and asshole mother
fucker...Prodigy/MSN Hotmail Plus. Más espacio, más funcional Haz clic aquí

Hey! You're not really Jesus!!

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Subject:   (no subject)
From:   JanGarl9@aol.com
Date:   Thu, June 1, 2006 3:29 pm
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
Hello Pastor Jim, I am glad to see that you still have your  site on the web, 
so people like me cam come to it. I will not send any threading  words to 
you. I am a Christen who loves nature, I can go to the beach and think  of how 
the bible says that God's spirit is on the water and I will start crying.  
Sometimes I can think about God and how good He has been to me and a song will  
come into my heart, or my eyes will fill with tears. Any way, if you have any  
material in large print on your web site, please let me know, as I have low  
vision. God bless you from G77praises.

"I am a Christen who loves nature"

You're going to Hell.

1 John 2:15

Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.

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Subject:   Your Website
From:   Litoralis93105@aol.com
Date:   Thu, June 1, 2006 10:24 pm
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
I discovered your website, but am not sure I understand it.  

I don't know if you are serious about what you say, or if you are a very 
sophisticated comic routine, sort of like Saturday Night Live.

So, tell me . . . which is it.

It's as real as God.

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Subject:   I'm dumbfounded
From:   "Lily Delimata" <bilbie@hotmail.com>
Date:   Fri, June 2, 2006 1:21 pm
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
hello

please let me rest easy

are you some teenage boy doing this for a joke? i'm guessing you are because 
of you immature type of expression, such as "HAHAHA!!!" and "YOU RETARDS!"

No.

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Subject:   I am reading a book...
From:   "Devin Higgins" <thesemirealdeal@yahoo.com>
Date:   Fri, June 2, 2006 3:34 pm
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
Dear Jim,
   
       I am reading a book about people like you, except they seem less educated
sometimes. It is about the CIA and how our Government screwed up in capturing
Osama Bin Laden. I think that you and Bin Laden have a lot in common, you
both seem to have your heads in deep, dark secluded places. That's my insult,
now let me be serious and me pose a question. How can you be so certain about
all the things you state on your website? I was under the assumption that God
knew more about right and wrong, and that we inferior beings could only
interpret what we think is right, even though we are more than likely
incorrect to some degree. I might be wrong though, you never know.
       But regardless of how many insults I manage to 0 and 1 your way, I am
interested to know your feelings and opinions on my question. Oh and please
don't be a grammer Nazi and dismiss my question if I have mistyped. I am
smart little monkey, but certainly no English major.
   
  Sincerely,
  An interested skeptic of your site
   
  P.S. www.chick.com Check this site out. I think that you, Jack, and Osama could
make a trifacto of miserable insecurity. And remember, Radical movements are
stints in the course of History whether it be 7,000 or 500,000 years.

"I think that you and Bin Laden have a lot in common"

We are pretty much pure opposites.

"Oh and please don't be a grammer Nazi"

You mean, 'grammar'?

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Subject:   Are you a True Christian?
From:   "Mads5" <mads5@iprimus.com.au>
Date:   Sat, June 3, 2006 3:57 am
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
We do not hate you- because God says hate is a sin, so therefore this is not 'hate
mail'. 
This is merely a response to your views on such heated topics as homosexuality in
the community. 
We are not homosexuals- nor do we desire to be. But who are you- to manipulate the
book of god- and turn it into such a hypocrisy and weapon of hate? You are not the
Lord- you have merely taken parts of his good book and playdurised it to suit your
sick beliefs and discriminations. You seem to be the victims of 'taking the good
book, a little too literally'. God didn't swear- and you are using the word 'faggot'
accompanied on the same page- even the same paragraph as writings from the book of
God. 
The Lord says-
      16 Thou shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy people: neither
shalt thou stand against the blood of thy neighbor; I am the LORD.
     
      17 Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise
rebuke thy neighbor, and not suffer sin upon him. 

     

 What if your neighbour was homosexual? 
Better yet- what if your own brother was homosexual?

And you are breaking two of the most important commandments of all-
Thou shall not kill
and 
Thou shall not HATE

May God have mercy on your souls- and may no harm have come to any person from
spreading your seeds of hate. 

"and playdurised"

What's that?

" What if your neighbour was homosexual?
Better yet- what if your own brother was homosexual?

And you are breaking two of the most important commandments of all-
Thou shall not kill
and
Thou shall not HATE"

Unless you want to say there are contradictions in the Bible...

Leviticus 20:13

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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Subject:   (no subject)
From:   AdcoxMmpi@aol.com
Date:   Sat, June 3, 2006 6:29 am
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
I've always wondered how liberals can claim intellectual superiority when  
they're incapable of understanding how intellectually weak they are. 
 
For example, you libs were quick to blame Bush for the horrible aftermath  of 
Katrina. However, you libs pretended that all those buses that got flooded  
didn't exist. You had nothing to say about the looters who shot at rescue  
workers. You ignored Governor Blanco's incompetence as well as that of Maor  
Nagin. You looked the other way when William Jefferts retrieved the $90,000 from  
his freezer, when the congresswoman punched a Capitol police officer, when  
"Patches" Kennedy was taken home rather than given a breatholizer test, etc,  
etc, etc. You talk about the "culture of corruption" with regard to the  
Republicans, but you say nothing when the Democrats also prove to be corrupt. 
 
You libs pretend you're intellectually superior, but actually you're only  
intellectually dishonest. You mock conservatives, because it's the only weapon  
you have left, and you're desperate to respond to conservatives -even if you  
have to raise you frightened, shrill voices, figuratively, on your little 
blogs.  What you don't get is that you're defeating yourselves with your  
self-blinding narcissism. You don't understand that it is possible -and in fact  quite 
easy- to both disagree with most liberals AND be right. Prevailing against  a 
liberal's argument is as easy as basing one's argument on unbiased facts.  
That's why conservative radio talk show hosts do so well, and why Al Franken,  
Randi Rhodes, Air America, and liberal talk hosts in general do so poorly. It's 
 also why conservatives are constantly censored in our universities. Liberal  
professors often grade conservative students' papers more harshly than they 
do  liberal students' papers, no matter how valid the consrvatives' papers are. 
 Military recruiters are often informed that they aren't allowed to set foot 
on  campus. This is because the libs who run the universities have become so  
arrogant that they believe no one has the right to say or do anything that  
doesn't agree with a liberal worldview. 
 
That's all I have to say. Thank you for your time.
 
 

What the Hell are you talking about?

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From:   "Hazel Jane McCall" <hazeljane@gmail.com>
Date:   Sat, June 3, 2006 11:24 am
To:   "PastorJim@truechristian.com" <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
Your website just gets better and better you pathetic piece of shit!
Ari Shaffir is a skinny little cunt. His videos were amusing-you know
the parts where he nearly shit himself everytime some guy-always built
like a brick shithouse in comparison to him, who's a weedy little plep
haha- got angry with him. He ran off when they threw tomatoes! What a
pussy!! Two questions now; where in the Bible does it condone racism?
And secondly; are you all too thick to realize the history of
colonisation, and to understand what a huge mistake you make when you
say things such as 'get back to your own country' ? Do you not realize
how you're embarrassing yourselves?! It is their country you thick
piece of uneducated shit!! You wont be standing for much longer honey,
coz there are a lot of people out there who dont enjoy your website.
and im gonna make sure more of these people find out who you are, and
what you do. They'll come looking for you soon enough!

p.s I'd re-think what you've written on Jehovah's Witnesses, because
as somebody who knows a lot about them, you've written a whole pile of
very inaccurate crap.

"Ari Shaffir is a skinny little cunt."

Actually he is a very handsome and intelligent Jew.

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Subject:   (no subject)
From:   LIMETWISTMAG@aol.com
Date:   Sat, June 3, 2006 1:21 pm
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
Hi This is not hate mail.

I just am curious if you have read all of chapter 24 of Matthew.

Jesus said he would not return until after the tribulation.

How can you put so much weight into something Jesus never said would happen 
(Pre Tribulation Rapture).

Since it makes money.

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Subject:   I LOVE YOUR WEBSITE!
From:   "sarah bunch" <noperfctendngs7@yahoo.com>
Date:   Sun, June 4, 2006 1:00 am
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
I hope to get some response to this because what I don't understand about all these
people who are trying to "protect" marriage is that they feel homosexuals are a
treat to it. Well, let us look at HISTORY shall we? 

1) Contrary to what the "protectors" of marriage will tell you, marriage has evolved
over the centuries. It wasn't even 200 years ago that a woman needed her father's
permission to marry. Marriages in some cultures are arranged and betrothals were
made between parents before the two betrothed parties could even walk in many cases.
Until very recently, marriages were more political than they were about love and
family. Sure, they continued family lines, but these things were done with delicacy
and usually without the consent of the parties being married. Love had NOTHING to do
with it. Even in the Old Testament of the Bible, a man is commanded to love his
wife, but a woman is commanded only to obey her husband. My my, how we have evolved
from that one. NOT TO MENTION that in your little quoted scripture from Leviticus,
you've failed to realize that that's part of the Mosaic Covent, which I'm sure you
have no idea existed because you're an ignorant ass. The Mosaic Covent is
 OBSELETE and if you actually took time to read the ENTIRE BIBLE rather than reading
one scripture at a time and interpreting it in whichever way you fancy, you'd have
taken time to notice that later in the Bible, it's stated that homosexuality is
acceptable. Basically, the first five chapters of the Bible are the Mosaic Covent,
and obselete, later described in detail by God. So sorry, you can stop calling us
"FAGS." Well Mr. Pastor, what would you do if only "fags" were in office and they
banned heterosexual marriage? You'd be pretty angry too, wouldn't you?

2) Also in spite of what the "protectors" of marriage tell you, marriage is NOT only
about pro-creation. If that were the case, imprisoned felons, the barren, sterile,
and post menopausal among us would be banned from marriage as well. I find it
incredulous that working, productive, law-abiding, tax-paying citizens are banned
from marriage, but someone who has committed a capitol crime, such as murder, is
legally able to marry, provided it is to someone of the opposite sex. 

3) The best way to protect marriage, or at least put some sanctity back into it, is
to make divorce more difficult to obtain (My mom has been married 4 times), and to
cancel shows like "Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire," "Who Wants to Marry My
Father," "For Love or Money," and my favorite, "America Votes" where America calls
in and decides which woman the man will marry, and stupidly enough, they DO marry.
These shows and the ease of divorce are much more of a threat to marriage than two
people of the same sex participating in the ceremony. Britney Spears doesn't help
the sanctity of marriage argument either. She abused the right to marry very
publicly, and yet she can still exercise that right any time she chooses, no matter
how many times she annulls or divorces. I, however, couldn't marry a woman I loved. 

The point is any heterosexual couple can marry, under any circumstances, and without
even knowing each other (Las Vegas), as long as they are both adults, or the minor
is of a certain age and has parental consent. The reason for the marriage, whether
they want children, whether they even live together, or whether they are monogamous
or even if they have sex at all, is totally irrelevant as far as the law is
concerned. 

Sure, I can get married, as long as I marry a man. Problem is, that would be like
marrying someone to get a green card. It's pathetic. It will get me acceptance is
straight society, but that is NOT who I am, and as an American, I have the
inalienable right to be who I am and the fight to make sure that I am not
discriminated against for it. 

I find it funny that we protect the right to religion (which is a CHOICE), but we
don't protect those who are discriminated against for something that truly isn't a
choice. Sure I could act straight, but that would be like wearing brown contacts to
cover my blue eyes. The world would think I have brown eyes, but the TRUTH is that
no matter what color contact I wear, my eyes are now, and will forever be, blue.
  Deal with it, old man. The mindset you've displayed on your website is obselete,
just like the Mosaic Covent. 
  -Sarah Bunch
Port Orange, Florida

We have to discriminate against gays. Christians are the good guys, remember?

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Subject:   You are crazy
From:   "Ray-Ray" <raysquared504@gmail.com>
Date:   Mon, June 5, 2006 2:24 pm
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
You are out of your fucking mind.  You need to be locked in a mental
institution along with anyone who goes along with your psychotic bullshit.
People like you give Christianity a bad name and I hope you rot in Hell.

"People like you give Christianity a bad name"

Thanks!

=)

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Subject:   (no subject)
From:   Stonepaperscis@aol.com
Date:   Mon, June 5, 2006 7:49 pm
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
today the anti-christ is born and she shall lead the blinded christians on a 
path to destruction

That's nice. I already know Earalia.

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Subject:   Why?
From:   Evilbunnie05@aol.com
Date:   Tue, June 6, 2006 10:36 am
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
"True Christians are ones who abide by the Bible" Am I correct or have I 
mistaken??? On this website you show children that it is okay for them to pick 
people out and call them sluts and whores and I do not understand.  God is 
supposed to love everyone for who they are even if they do love Satan.  On this 
website you show children a naked woman, yes it is drawing but she still has 
naked.  You wouldn't show Jesus naked would you?  I love Satan and am so glad to be 
alive in the time area where there is a 06-06-06 I am celebrating Satan today 
and I hope you are too!  You old fucking bastard!!!  Enjoy the rest of your 
day!


And remember..........Satan loves you!!!       Lucifer 666:666 Fuck all of 
you!

Calm down Samantha.

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Subject:   The Site
From:   mpt03@garnet.acns.fsu.edu
Date:   Tue, June 6, 2006 7:53 pm
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
Dear "Pastor Jim", I stumbled across your site, I was delighted to see 
such a fine parody of the Christian Bible.  I was reading the hatemail 
section, such a shame that some many kids that alledge such high IQ's 
can't see through to purpose of the writing.  The youthful atheists 
might be a bit overzealous for thier own good, not realizing the 
reaoning and implications behind the opinions they claim to hold.   I 
suppose maybe this is a testament to how truely insane the Christian 
texts are and the many who support them.  So all I can say is thanks 
for so much entertainment, I love you and the website, keep up the 
great work.

Cheers,
Mike

You're welcome!

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Subject:   You are quite the christian...
From:   "John Young" <imalevel9paladin@yahoo.com>
Date:   Wed, June 7, 2006 1:44 am
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
You're so devout that even Jesus wouldn't go as far as even considering your
actions.  I am christian and christians like you give us bad names.  You realize
that you have commited actions of lust and that you are born of lust yourself, so
are you going to commit suicide to praise the "War on Masturbation"?  Look, I
believe in the word of Jesus Christ but I also believe in freedom, as does God.  He
gave us the freedom to choose and we chose to sin, and until we can learn to stop
fully we will continue to.  Violence and harsh punishment won't get rid of the
things we wish to. In order to stop actions against god we must be kind and caring,
sympathetic and loving. We can always force people to follow god but inside they
will never accept god.  I chose god for my own reasons and for mine alone, none
other shall change my reasons and none should prosecute me for such, and I shall not
prosecute them.  Have a little mercy in your heart.

"I am christian and christians like you give us bad names."

Thank you.

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Subject:   Sorry, not very funny site but still...
From:   "John Young" <imalevel9paladin@yahoo.com>
Date:   Wed, June 7, 2006 1:54 am
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
This is some kind of joke site... only saw that one page, and got angry cause there
are real christians out there who do this.

There are real Christians who do everything that's on this website. 100+ years ago nearly all Christians acted as I do on this website. It's like as if the Bible magically gets rewritten by God every generation. Those stupid atheists claim its the Christians changing the Word of God to keep Christianity alive, but they are all going to Hell so what does it matter?

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Subject:   I love your website
From:   "Samuele Ambrosetti" <samuambro@yahoo.i*>
Date:   Wed, June 7, 2006 6:47 am
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
Dear Pastor Jim,
I think I have to thank the friend of mine who told me
about your website, it's just wonderful!
I just love the great satire you make against those
fanatic christian morons! It's a pity people haven't
understood your purpose yet, for they all seem to
think you are one of those fanatics idiots. It can't
be true, since nobody could really think to prove
anything by means of such crap like, an I quote,
"pi=3.00", "Earth is flat", "DNA is a lie", "Universe
is 6000 years old"...wonderful! You're one of the
greatest comedians I've ever come across, I deeply
thank you for the hours of fun your site guarantees
me.

Yours sincerely,
Samu

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee chi e' , la signora?"


--TURBOMINCHIA SCOPABIDELLA--

Sam

"You're one of the greatest comedians I've ever come across"

Thank you so much!!

=)

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Subject:   Thank you sir
From:   "Holla Back" <kidgibeht@gmail.com>
Date:   Wed, June 7, 2006 9:59 am
To:   pastorjim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
First off I just have to congratulate you on the work you have done through
your site.  I wish there were more christians like yourself, who aren't
afraid to spread the seeds of Satan into the church.  Without people like
you the church would be all about forgiveness and helping others, which we
all know doesn't work in the real world.  You have given Satan a new
beginning by welcoming him into the church through your teachings and
words....and I couldn't be happier about it.  I do have one complaint
though....please stop quoting the bible, it is fictional at best and a
control device at worst.  I think instead you should write your own gospel
and include the hate and hypocrisy that you DEMONstrate on your site.  These
would be the true words of God, for God does not exist in the kingdom of
heaven, only in the depths of HELL.  Thank you again for your support, your
words lead many to my doorstep.

May God burn forever in eternal fire,

Satan

You're an idiot.

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Subject:   hello
From:   "Quartrina Nathan" <matthew1926allthingsarepossible@yahoo.com>
Date:   Wed, June 7, 2006 12:49 pm
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
pastor this is not a hate email but i just wondering without even fully looking at
your web page what is your point of your web page you do know that satan is already
defeated it says it in the book of Revelation  so when you say fighting satan i know
u can't mean physically but you do mean fighting him by the word right because satan
and his devils are on the prowl ready to decieve,kill,and destroy because they know
they are aleady defeated. I'm not trying to question your authority i just want to
know what are  your motives.

My motives are to show the literal meaning of the Bible.

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From:   "Katie Kuras" <katienk@hotmail.com>
Date:   Wed, June 7, 2006 5:23 pm
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
I just found your site as it was linked in a forum that I frequent. I just have to
say, I am shocked. The fact that you think anyone who masturbates should be put in
jail is just ridiculous. Do you realize that we can barely afford to keep real sex
offenders and real bad people in jail? Oh yes, it would be paid for by auctioning
off their homes. Because that is the constitutional way to do things. And no wonder
the government would not legalize such a thing as a Clitoridectomy, nor would they
castrate all men. And I am a teacher and I can tell you right now, no school would
EVER automatically add prozac to the food. You energy would be better spent trying
to solve real problems. You said it yourself, only 5% of Americans do not
masturbate... how can you stop it? Yes it may be gross, but people do much worse
things.
 
P.S. I think that maybe you are the pervert. You are the one who thought sausages
and carrots were phallic and would be used to tempt women into masturbating with
them. That thought never crossed my mind. Plus you always capitalize the word
masturbation like it is really important! Maybe YOU are unpure.... !

You're an idiot as well.

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Subject:   your rights and my rights
From:   "Patrick Zingaro" <pzingaro@gmail.com>
Date:   Wed, June 7, 2006 5:46 pm
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
Hi Pastor Jim,

A friend of mine sent me a link to your site with the intention of making
fun of you and your ideas. I must admit that you take a pretty strong stance
on the "evils of masturbation" and one may be tempted to poke fun at that.

Personally, I think that if you find masturbation so abhorrent then you are
perfectly within your rights to refrain from doing it and even to speak out
against it. But when you suggest that a law should be passed banning
everyone from doing it, and make insane suggestions like urine testing
unmarried men and jailing them for masturbation or pre-marital sex, well
that is where I have to start laughing. You see, you are right in that our
relative lack of censorship is one of the things that makes this country
great, but another so often overlooked wonderful thing about this country is
the relative separation of church and state. I wish church and state were
MORE separate but lets be realistic. You right wing conservative wackos
certainly have Washington's ear. Thankfully though you don't get your way in
everything.

Have a blessed day, if you believe in that hogwash.

That's nice.

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Subject:   me again
From:   "Patrick Zingaro" <pzingaro@gmail.com>
Date:   Wed, June 7, 2006 5:50 pm
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
Hi again Pastor Jim,

It is also kind of funny how when you mention the hate mail that your site
has received you talk about how these people can't even spell correctly.

Here is an excerpt from your who we are section "...and THAT is what we do
here on TrueChristian.com. We string out those who "pick and chose" what to
believe in the Bible, upholding all the same beliefs that Christians have
had since Jesus' coming. We believe that if the people who wrote the Bible
(penned it) who knew the Word of God and believed what they did about how
nature itself was and the order of things in the world, then we should to."

See anything wrong there?

How about now?

No?

The very last word, that should be too, not to.

You are to blind then it seems. Everything here is done intentionally for a greater meaning. You are to stupid to notice that though, your loss.

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Subject:   I'm crying for your soul!!!!
From:   "Dark Zagi" <dark.zagi@gmail.com>
Date:   Thu, June 8, 2006 11:53 am
To:   pastorjim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
Is dis a parody ha-ha site?! I'm not laughng you meanie! I'm crying for your
soul!!!! As a Christian I'm outrated that you can call yourself a Christian
and be so hatful and dum! Is dis a parody ha-ha site?! I'm not laughng you
meanie! I'm crying for your soul!!!! Are you coo-coo fer coco-puffs! Har
har! You are insane! INSANE YOU ARE PYSCO! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU ARE WIERDO
INSANE EHEEHEHH!! As a Christian I am so mad! Is dis a parody ha-ha site?!
I'm not laughng you meanie! I'm crying for your soul!!!! Even I know your
stupid and I hate you so much sicne you say the racist word and you have
penis on kiddie page. I'll pray for you. I hope you die and go to Hell
forever. I'll pray for you. I'm not hateful. you are. I hate you.

I understand.

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Subject:   Faggot?
From:   "annessa thornton" <rock_chick0789@yahoo.com>
Date:   Thu, June 8, 2006 11:28 pm
To:   pastorjim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
Um, you misused the term "faggot." The literal meaning is a bundle of sticks. And
the term "fag" is slang for cigarette. Also, I would like to know, if Jesus and God
are all about love and forgiveness, why do you think that homosexuals should be
killed? You, sir, are detrimental to the Christian lifestyle and ministry. You ARE A
SINNER, every bit as much as a gay person, because the Bible says that what seems
like an inconsequential sin is every bit as heavily judged in God's eyes as
something major, like murder. Stop using God and religion as a basis for your hate.
Go back to high school, try graduating this time around, and learn to read. Maybe
this time, you'll even comprehend what the Bible says. Don't just pick and choose
the passages that are applicable to your ministry of hate.

Dyke.

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From:   britgirl--x@hotmail.co.uk
Date:   Fri, June 9, 2006 3:11 pm
To:   pastorjim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
I just wanted to tell you that I found parts of your website childish, rude, 
prejudiced and insulting. The Christian religion is supposed to be about 
love and forgiveness, right? Well, it appears you just can't accept that not 
everybody is the same as you. I found your page against homosexuals and 
atheists particularly insulting as I have several homosexual friends, all 
perfectly pleasant and good people, and a few of which are Christians. Not 
all people who are different from you are 'demons' or evil. I personally 
find your website disgusting, as you practise a religion that cannot even be 
verified; just the same as any other religion. In my opinion, one book is 
not proof of the existence of God. However, I am not prejudiced against any 
religion, as I believe religion is a comfort to those who follow it. You 
claim to be a true Christian; yet your website is full of prejudiced and 
racist terms, ie 'faggot' and 'nigger', which I find disgusting. Your 
website just shows what a shallow, narrow-minded and ignorant person you 
are. I was shocked at the blatant racism in some of your pages, seeing as 
you are Christian and your alleged God is supposed to have created the Earth 
for all human beings as equals. You go against everything that your holy 
book stands for.

"The Christian religion is supposed to be about  love and forgiveness, right?"

The Christian business is about that, not the actual religion. Atheists run that and are filthy rich since of it.

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From:   "Natasha Redman" <lady_flameable@yahoo.co*>
Date:   Fri, June 9, 2006 11:09 pm
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
Hey pastor i am writing you to tell you i think it is great that you preach about
God.I think there will be people who will try to stop you but please dont give up
,when people like myself go on the internet and find information about God it makes
my beliefs stronger.It is sad how people react with anger and evil. i wish you and
your family the best and to be safe,and to continue spreading the word of
God..Please write me if you can. 
                                                                                             thank
you!

Thanks.

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From:   "Eduardo Maciel" <eman53mg@yahoo.com>
Date:   Sat, June 10, 2006 4:45 pm
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
why do you have to be racists hu stupid ass want to be. fuck all ya litle putos out
there who dont like mexicans aight.

Mow my lawn.

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Subject:   startling question
From:   calicoveej@aim.com
Date:   Sat, June 10, 2006 6:59 pm
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
  I notice that on your "Fighting Satan" area that you call for the 
death of atheists, agnostics, and various other groups of people who 
use the first amendment's. However, there is a problem with such 
remarks: doesn't one the the ten commandments state "thou shalt not 
kill"? So, by your standards, since you want to go against god's will 
(the bible, which god supposedly wrote), wouldn't that make you a 
satanist? You don't want to follow god's will, so you must be aligned 
with the devil, since that is what you advocate. Also, concerning your 
rant about the earth being flat, you state that the people that argue 
that the earth is round has never been to space, and are therefore 
"retarded". Have you been to space? I highly doubt it, so you don't 
have any proof of the earth being flat, which by your standards would 
make you a said "retard". Using a lifestyle that someone cannot change 
as an insult, because you don't actually have any facts? That sounds 
like the Christian thing to do. Love thy neighbor? Does that ring any 
bells? However, you wish to dispense of minorities for no real reason. 
I have also heard the common saying that god loves all his creations, 
so wouldn't he reject to you trying to get rid of something or someone 
he loves? Also, there are many grammatical and spelling errors on your 
page, yet you ridicule people who make mistakes in their e-mails to 
you.

 "TrueChristian.com has been around for about since June 16, 2003."
 "I hate when people do this."
 "Atheists Are Morans!"
 "We brought forth into the world two great blessings:"
 "(Look these up yourself if you think I editted them!)"

  Yet another problem I found on your site: the image of an open bible 
and a sword with the tip pointing upward. The sword that is depicted in 
the image was created to symbolize a cross, for those who used it 
thought it to be a weapon of god (even though "thou shalt not kill"). 
Therefore, the sword on your site must be satanic, since it is 
reversed, and so you must be a satanist (which you hate and want to 
kill). Taking all this into consideration, shouldn't you kill yourself? 
However, you won't, for you don't have the courage to die for your 
beliefs. I insist you to prove me wrong.

"you call for the death of atheists, agnostics, and various other groups"

No, that's just what the Bible says. You want to ban the Bible or something?

"Love thy neighbor?"

Not everyone is your neighbor. Jesus said so himself in Luke 10:30-37.

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Subject:   About the page on Slavery on truechristian.com...
From:   "Dan Wasko" <spynae@gmail.com>
Date:   Sat, June 10, 2006 7:25 pm
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
(http://www.truechristian.com/slaves.html)
While I'm aware that "that's what the Bible says" (from your word alone; I'm
agnostic, and am neutral to any religious matters at all, and I've only ever
considered reading a Bible a few times), isn't that outdated?  I mean,
slavery isn't used in America anymore (and I'm pretty sure that there aren't
any other English-speaking countries slavery is used in), so isn't that page
unnecessary?

The religious are stuck in the past.

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From:   "Johnny Li" <hooisdabest1@msn.com>
Date:   Sat, June 10, 2006 8:45 pm
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
You said on your site that True Christians should not interact with 
non-believers. If this is the case, how do you convert non-believers into 
believers? Doesn't that mean that you are the only believer of your 
religion? Doesn't Jesus tell us to go into all the world and preach the 
gospel to people of all nations? How do you do that if you are racist and do 
not interact with non-believers?

"If this is the case, how do you convert non-believers into believers?"

I don't. I show them the truth of the Bible. If they want to convert then that's their decision, not mine.

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From:   "Stephen Cullen" <iammyself.stephen@gmail.com>
Date:   Sun, June 11, 2006 10:19 am
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
I believe Jesus was black. And a Jew.
In fact it's pretty obvious that he was.
He was born in the middle east, he's not going to be some western european.

The bible says "thou shalt not kill".
It does not say "Thou shalt not kill, except for black people and other
religions, and people who disagree with you."
In fact the bible does not say "thou Shalt not kill unless thou feels like
it"
Jesus preached tolerance. Jesus is a prophet in Islam and in Judaism and is
recognised as important in Budhism.
Jesus didn't care what religion people were, or what colour their skin was.
As far as he was concerned they were all worshipping the same god in
different ways.

People like you make me sick.
You are a cancer.
It is people like you who start the Spanish Inquisition.
It is people like you who will burn in hell if there is one.
I hope your life is full of suffering.

"I believe Jesus was black. And a Jew."

How many black Jews (the race) do you know?

"It does not say "Thou shalt not kill, except for black people and other
religions, and people who disagree with you."

Agreed. There are no passages with those exact words.

"Jesus preached tolerance."

Where?

"I hope your life is full of suffering."

Kind words. You must know a lot about Christianity.

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Subject:   real or spoof?
From:   "Cooper Albright" <cooper7037@yahoo.com>
Date:   Sun, June 11, 2006 2:16 pm
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
Hey. Well, I was just wondering whether or not your site is just a  spoof or not. I
wasn't sure you try to come off as an extreme right-  winged christian, or if you
just say what you to do piss off half of  teh country. If it really is a spoof, then
kudos to you...you sure do  know how to make christians piss thier pants over petty
arguments. 
  I'd be grateful if you would write back.
  -cooper

It's as real as God.

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Subject:   Your site...
From:   holykgbassasin@netscape.ne*
Date:   Wed, June 14, 2006 3:33 pm
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
...was a wonderful and very clever way of poking fun at Christians. It 
was great to spend a couple hours laughing at the site and the 
absurdity of certain beliefs or lack thereof. Anyhow, just wanted to 
thank you for a very funny, very purple and rather grammatically 
challenged website.


- Paul

Thank you!

=)

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Subject:   Your Views On Things
From:   "Cody -" <freethinker321@yahoo.com>
Date:   Thu, June 15, 2006 3:17 am
To:   PastorJim@truechristian.com
Priority:   Normal
   
 

 
    On your site it says that 0% of Christians get divorces.  That is false, my
parents are divorced and both of them are very strong Christians.  And I am sure
there are other Christians out there that have divorces.  All because they are
Christian, doesn't mean they are perfect.

    And for people that talk about love and stuff I see a lot of hate on your site. 
Especially the page involving proper hair care.  Jesus had long hair.  So you
must be mad at Him too, right?  That page only says that you follow the rules of
society's implications.  People with dreadlocks are looked as dirty and
uncleanly.  That's how society looks at people with dreadlocks.  Samson and John
the baptist had dreadlocks.  How do you look at them?

    On the front page of your site it shows a picture of s man burning the American
flag.  Now you guys are supporting that for the right and wrong reasons.  The
reason why I am not that fond of the USA is becaus