Hi,

 

My name is Calo and I'm mailing from Belgium. Don't wanna make a polemic
nor criticise you, 

but what if, as a Christian, no ennemy is to be found in the person of
an atheist?

I mean, why so much interest in dividing people instead of creating
bridges..?

I spend a lot of time with both Atheists and Christians, and I don't see
why we should find reasons 

to fight... 

 

Jesus didn't choose a particular kind of people to get along with, he
could stay with anyone

without a single apprehension..

 

So please, work for peace and not for division..

 

Calo <><

Dear Sirs and Madams:

Thank you for your website. You are performing a real service by 
combining your love of Christ and your (suitably irreverently-styled) 
Internet presence.

I noticed a few small typographical errors in some pages--for example, 
the use of "it's" where you meant "its" in the Rohdes letter. If you 
would accept free editorial help, I'd be happy to provide it from time 
to time as a small contribution to your work.

Again, "Thanks" and best wishes.

Gerry Poster

We greet you in the name of the Almighty GOD,we hope that you are fine there in
America,we are fine here in Africa.GOD grace be with you.let us take this moment and
listen to one feelings towards the love of Our Lord Jesus Christ the love he had for
us though we were not worthy,o key dear brothers and sisters this moment we are
kindly request you to take Africans brothers burden.
We have a burden of  flight of  orphans/Hiv/aids children,humbly see the attached
project proposal  for you  perusal and  request for financial assistance to these
disadvantaged children , while in that moment GOD grant you health life. and dont
forget to pass our warm greetings to the entire Ministry. GOD bless you.
Thank you in Jesus Christ our lord Amen.
jane Katethya,
Project coordinator.

  I have yet to meet a true Christian, but I have met plenty of people who use the
bible to rationalize their evil and immoral behavior.  They quote biblical
passages that allow them to do whatever they want while condemning all who
disagree with them--from TV preachers who make their fortunes off of the sick and
elderly to priests who prey on young boys for sex to generals and presidents who
believe that they can send men into battle without breaking the 6th commandment to
average people who lie, cheat and steal but call themselves good Christians
because they go to church on Sunday.  
   
  Those who follow the literal words of the bible are forced into taking absurd
positions, and those who claim to live by the bible’s principles while
disregarding the parts that don’t fit their way of life are hypocrites.
   
  Christianity is not the only religion with this problem.  All religions are
superstitious, all of them are inconsistent, and all of them are wrong (of course,
every religion claims that all of the others are superstitious, inconsistent and
wrong).  They were created by ignorant, ancient people to explain mysteries of the
universe that their tiny brains could not comprehend.  They were institutionalized
to empower the rulers and to control the masses.  The fact that religion persists
in the 21st century and is still a dominant, if not the dominant force in world
events is despicable. 
   
  Keep up the good work, Jim.  

Hey, when are ya gonna awnser the forty-seven question email i sent? Are you afraid
to awnser seeing as i may prove somthing you dont want others to know, or are you
just plain, damnded lazy? If you're gonna say 'it's because they're stupid' then it
means you're more lazy than lazy it's self. You'd be so lazy, lazy would call you
and say 'hey, get off your fanny and do somthing you lazy bastard!' so awnser my
questions. And dont worry, it's not like i'm going to use them against you. But
awnser damn you before i find you and eat you with dipping sauce! Feed what i dont
eat to dogs, burn the dog's poop, feed the ashes to the dogs, repeat four times, and
throw the ashes into the depths of space. I've really got it planned except for how
to convince NASA to let me launch an titan2 missile, which i'll pay for and have,
into space. Other than that, you're gonna go down if you dont awnser these questions
and awnser them truly. You do not want to underestimate the power of a
 baked, slightly mentally retarded, gay, rich person whom happens to be a member of
the RPOGAGH, you got me!? And it stands for Really Pissed Off Gays Against Gay
Haters. It needs to be shortened. None the less, two guys are hackers and part so
fess up and awnser before i have them attack your site, your house (try living
without your refrigerator! HAHA!),  and send  suspicous lies  everywhere framing
you for things you've never done. And worstly is the usual charge and receiving  of
magazine subscriptions and through the mail products. Trust me, you dont want sixty
thousand boxes of cow shit hanging around your house. And we will not only keep
taking the left sock, but the other one as well!! And all the other, not mad but
annoyed, things that just so happen to occur. So fess up!


Peace be with you and i'll be damned if you dont awnser those questions truthfully.

Sincerely,



The now really pissed off and hostile Gay christian. 

You wife cries when you have sex?! HAHAHAHAAA!!! Weak woman, equally weak man but
likes the idea of insertion. Just because your wife cries during sex, what's wrong
with your wife?, does'nt mean other wemon cry during sex. Sure, the recipient may
cry but the recipient likes it none the less. My lover, damn gay marrige, has a
fifteen and a half inch long cock and i cry, but i love it none the less. So pain
and pleasure are one in the same. Unfamiliar with my insight, here's one i found in
time magazine covering the subject on wemon and their liking of sex. It states that
over seventy eight percent of wemon, regardless of age, dont like a man whom is not
willing to make them cry. In other words, a woman enjoys a good thrashing about.
Mabey your wife is crying over you? If she cries and says 'ouch it hurts!!' you keep
going! Now on the subject of you and you wife and less a woman's liking of sex in
general, i'm worried about your wife now, has you wife seen a doctor over it?
 Is she asian? Why would she cry and it be of pain and just pain? Not to intrude but
what do you do to make the woman cry? Unless you plug her in the ass really hard
there should be no reason, and a man of high holy faith would dare not do that. Lay
off the viagra mabey, or use some lube, just dont hurt the poor woman.... unless
she's a bitch, then just wreck her for all i care. Honestly, if your wife is a
bitch she's probably getting the payback. But if she's a nice woman, which i'm sure
she is, find a way. Or just pet her heavy and leave it at that. Take my advice if
you wish, but anybody whom is just hurt by sex and attains no pleasure, the one not
on the reciving end will be neutered or castrated justfully. Now back to a woman
able to enjoy sex. Sex and it's enjoyment is a simple desire, somtimes need, that
needs to be fulfilled. If not, it can lead those whom would otherwise be straight
to be gay. I was born it, but i've seen one to many walk away from a once fruitfull
 relationship with a woman and start to consider men. The last thing i need is more
posers around. The only reason fit for a woman to not enjoy sex is that she's a
bitch or the dominant partner in a relationship. Sex is of love and passion,
sometimes just plain lust for one another, so if it's not for that reason there is
no means for enjoyment. So quit living in the ninteen fifties when a man pleased
himself and lay down for the night. Embrace the now and future of making love and
climaxing with him or her. Cause sex without love is just rape. So if your wife
aint lovin it, you're a rapist. And trust me, another thing said in that issue of
TIME magazine was more and more couples also like just cumming onto one another.
Try that... unless you're notorious for making a mess, my lover is such a stud!! So
from a concerned person about people and their freedoms of sex, somthing that may
very well keep many just sane, let a woman have her cake and eat it too. Not to say
i
 severly doubt you have an abnormally large penis but go easy on your wife. Just do
somthing. Tell me if it's resolved cause i could'nt sleep knowing somwhere is a
woman or man being abused by his or her dominate partner and not liking it. And if
you did'nt catch it, having her cake and eating it too is an innuendo. 



Sincerely,

The now Concerned, pissed off, hositle, Gay christian.


Hmm... somthing tells me everything after the sincerely is contradictory. Oh well. 
Heheheheee, your wife cries. Is she a screamer? Is she just some dumb bimbo? Oh god,
it's so funny with everything it could be!! Damnit, i said sincerely but come the
fuck on man!! Either you're wife's just way too sensitive or you're a dumbass trying
to fuck her sideways!! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Fuck man, i only cry when i get held against
somthing and get fucked cause when you get squished, it's painfull. Other than that,
even the time he managed to push a two liter bottle in me (yes, it's possible) i
did'nt let even a tear go. Am i being too revealing? I think not! If you two are
being outdone by us at just some casual sex,  you two must be pretty weak. Come on.
Sure it hurts, but the only tears of pain i shed is when i'm being squished. Other
than that, i'm a screamer. I cry, i wail. But that's when i'm being torn in two by
my lover, demanding he only go harder and faster. *sigh* I love him.
 His rocking bod, his dark blue eyes, the list is endless. And i'm sure your wife
would easily say the same. But still, she only cries of pain? I keep saying it but
it's just so hard to belive unless it's just because you're a dumbass who grabs her
by the hair and forces her into it and you leave her bloody. And if that's the
case, please tell me it's not, you're twisted.  I've never been grabbed by the hair
and forced into it. The only time i was it was when we were just going out and he
managed to get me in the shower. Other than that, no man or woman should grab his
or her lover by the hair.


So with my story, warnings, suggestions, and all else, i bid you adieu.
And here's hoping your sex life is forever better.   If it helps, the key point in
our relationship was when i finally let in to my lover's continuous lust for even
just a quick ten minute session. Mabey you just need to let into her. Give her the
reins.  Once i did we were never closer, though i had to get stapled up twice. And
hip surgery as well. Dont do to her what my lover does, staples there and hip
surguries hurt. 

Sincerely, 

The now concerned, still pissed off but now feeling a little less hostile from being
horny Gay christian.


Now i'm off to seek some Anal refurbishment. Gawd i love him. And his huge cock too
boot. Go ahead, say it's gross but he looks like a pornstar and preforms even
better. Ohhh mann, i'm even drooling.

Father..
 It has been two years since my last confession, and I must confess.. I've grown
worse as time has passed.
 I haven't been able to stop thinking about you, on all of those hot, lonely days.
 I want you in my mouth, so strongly that the taste in my mouth is permanent.
 
 I ache and cry for your touch, even though I know it is wrong in the eyes of our
loving God. Help me Father, for the pain is getting to great to bear on my own. I
need you before I start to do more reckless acts.
 
 I got a pet turtle and named him after you. Pastor Jim keeps me company on some of
those long, lonely nights.. but I long for your touch, and not his flaky shell.
 
 I fear I will give into temptation once again... It happened once, about a year ago.
 
 There were some children playing nearby my house, and they were loud and
obnoxious... So, I went outside and lured them into my house and locked them
inside. I taped their little mouths shut and began to cut them open, bathing myself
in their hot blood. The skin was soft and stretchy, so I began to stretch out the
skins after sowing them together.. It became like a suit, so I started to wear it.
But it got lonely just being a rotten child, so I made it into a kitten suit. It's
quite nice now... I started to add my own grandmother's pubic hair to it so that
it's nice and soft.. Bathing it in her ashes to keep it nice and velvety to the
touch.
 
 I haven't left my house in weeks now, and I fear for my life. I have nothing left
to eat except ramen noodles... Pastor Jim keeps tempting me to eat him.. quietly
pestering me. He opens his mouth and lets a little tongue slip out.. It drives me
mad with desire.
 
 So.. in conclusion...
 I need you.. in my bum hole. Fill me with your hot seed or help me.
 Help me find a way to return to Christ's love.
 
 Faithfully yours,
 Mehmet.

I am sure you get a lot of emails from mormons because you bash on them
pretty hard.

Here are my thoughts:

I know that Mormons believe that Jesus Christ suffered for all of our sins.
They believe that its not free though. That one has to repent, and reconsile
for the sin committed and by the grace of God the sin is forgiven.

About the wives issue....well i have known many mormons and they all have
one wife and around 4 kids. Not many wives and average 10 kids.

We believe and worshop the one true God. When talking about Gods in the
plural form they are talking in an eternal sense. Its a complicated doctrine
that takes time and study and prayer

Joseph Smith didnt take drugs and he wasnt high at the time of his first
vision. Your making that up.

I am fine with people mocking my religion. I really am. You just make things
up...or worse take what you have heard, like a tabloid writer and publish it
before actually knowing that the average number of kids in the congregation
i attend is 4.

You show sacred garments on your web page and expect courtesy when being
rebuked. Congrats because if by some chance mormons are right and you are
wrong then the price will be just and so will the punishment. So lets hope
the Lord has some mercy left over. Knowing Him, He will.

Feel free to email and discuss any topic you want...thanks
Cole

I'm going to be polite about this. I don't think that you should be hating furries
on your website. You simply don't understand what it means to be a furry. Not all of
us are sex-crazed bi-sexuals. As for those who use Furcadia and Second Life, we
aren't all there just to cyber sex someone. Many use these online games to mingle
and get to know other people. They are also used to roleplay stories. I'm going to
keep this short. Why? Because you are probably so hyped up on your bible that you
didn't pay attention to anything that I just typed. 
   
  But leave these two phrases in your mind the next time you decide to bash a furry.
  -Don't hate what you don't understand. 
  You yourself clearly stated on your site: "I still have no understanding on how
anyone could be attracted to this stuff but"
  -One of the ten commandments states: "Thou shall not judge"
  Keep that in mind whenever you bash our kind. 
   
  P.S. I thought that the picture of Jesus as a lion holding the baby sheep was
rather cute.
  -Sincerely,
  A Furry

Hello 'Pastor Jim'

This morning someone provided me with a link to your website
www.truechristian.com.   It is hilarious!  You have a great sense of
humour.  :-)
The idea of a pastor who honestly believes that the world is flat and
preaches his 'beliefs' by referring to all detractors and 'non-believers' as
idiots and fools.  'HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!'  Hahaha.  I was laughing my ass
off.

It appears you have put a whole lot of time into this gag although evidently
not much of that time was spent thinking about good web design.  I'm sure
you could find someone to help you with that if you wanted.

Using a parapharase of Occam's Razor that the most simple explanation is the
best one, I have to assume that your website and all of its content are in
fact part of an elaborate gag.  :-)
The other explanations, such as the one that you are a raving lunatic, may
work but are not as simple.

It is my preference to believe that despite evidence to the contrary we, the
human race, are capable of moving in a positive direction to end the blind
hatred promoted by such things as extreme religious views.  To see someone
like yourself using humour to gently mock such extreme views is
refreshing.   I'm sure there will be those that take you seriously
and attack you for it.  There will likely also be a few unfortunate zealots
who praise you for your 'views'.  Hopefully setting these misguided souls
straight is possible and their actions do not spoil the spirit of your
ongoing attempt to shed some humour into the dark alleys of organized
religion.

Thank you for the laughs and keep up the good work :-)

Samuel

Fags: whats worse than 2 fags? You and your site. what are you 12. 
GOD IS NOT REAL or else people would not be starving and killing other people.

Dude, the people that get mad at you are retarded! I 
mean, its easy to see its all not serious, they're just assholes looking to bash 
someone. I love your page personally, it cheers me up. But keep doing what you 
do, screw everyone else ^_^


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-Angie Michael

I thank you for all that you do here on this web site.  Keep spreading  the 
word of God!
 
                                                                              
                      - Jim

Do you honestly believe that about wiccans, or was that just  some kind of 
parody??? i do believe that no war was "ever" waged in the name of  "wicca". 
However, "Christians"? OMG!!! They use "Every" excuse to start a war in  the name 
of "Thy almighty and loving god in the name of Jesus"!!! Not to  mention, 
Priests who are "Child molesters". I have come across Wiccans in my day  and I 
would have to say, that they are pretty much on the natures path, and  
originated "Earth day". I'm surprised that we don't see a huge cross, on the  side
of a 
battle tank ready for war in God's name. If you consider this "Hate  mail", 
then you are more of an uneducated coward than I thought you might have  been.

I was searching for something and came across your web site ... I read many pages
for a long time
   
  I must say, I was a bit shocked to see words like "die" and "fag" among others ...
I was a bit taken back by the drawings also .... after further consideration, I
admire your passion, but I really do not think that Jesus would want you to preach
this way
   
  best regards

I wrote you before regarding my sin and what I should do about it, yet I never got a
reply. I know it says in the bible that if (to sumarize) any part of your body
causes you to sin you should cut it off because it is better to enter heaven to
enter heaven missing said part than to be cast whole into hell. Well, whenever I see
a beautiful woman, I get an erection and think sinful thoughts. Naturally, my penis
has to go but I wonder; should I attempt to have it surgically removed or should I
use a pair of rusty garden shears and do the job myself? Will god be more pleased
with my sacrifice if I remove my penis in this painful way so that I may savor the
agony of such an earthly judgement for my sin? Is surgical removal the cowards way
out? I would like to know what your veiws are on how I should remove this sinful
appendage 
   
  Regards,
   
  Ray Chicago