Psalm 94:16 Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me. ---- Psalm 109:9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow. --- Hebrews 12:4 Ye have not yet resisted unto blood, striving against sin. --- John 1:18 No man hath seen God at any time, the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him. --- John 3:3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. --- Genesis 32:30 And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. --- John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ---

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From:   "Eamon Hyland" <dolphman86@hotmail.com>
Date:   Sat, May 12, 2007 1:04 pm
 

 
Youre.......not SERIOUS right?
This  IS a joke, right?
You must get pretty bored sitting up in your log cabin in the middle of 
bumfuck wherever continually wacking your penis in punishment of the evil 
child molesting visions that penetrate your twisted brain every night.
FACT: 95% of all quire boys, priests, cardinals, and clergy in general have 
either been molested or have molested young children some time during their 
career.
Ive been masturbating since I was twelve  and have not once had one child 
molesting thought or thought of raping someone. I do like porn on the other 
hand. Ive watched ALOT of it............heheh
I have a girlfriend and were in a happy relationship. We use condoms and 
constantly waste my seed, sometimes all over the place. Sex without 
consequences is a wonderful thing my friend.
Get a life Dicksmoke

You're an idiot.

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Subject:   Understanding the Bible as a whole
From:   "sam" <werekkatt@yahoo.com>
Date:   Sat, May 12, 2007 6:46 pm
 

 
Dear sir,

I found it odd that, as I was reading the mail you
recieved, not one of these people actually had
Biblical retorts to your website.  Personally, I am a
believer in free speech, as I believe you are as well,
but I do believe that your site has truth in it, it
also is leaving out a lot of information and is coming
across in a manner that is displeasing to the God that
you claim to serve.

You see, my God says in Proverbs 11:17, A kind man
benifits himself, but a cruel man brings trouble on
himself.  Some of your pictures are offencive, and
yes, cruel.  

The Bible also says in Proverbs 12:18, Reckless words
pierce like a sword but the tongue of the wise brings
healing.  What you are saying isn't healing people,
Christian or not, it's offending them.  

I believe that people are scared to offend anyone, but
that doesn't mean that we need to attack other
religions in a rude manner.  It doesn't mean that we
should attack anyone.  God expects us to let Him work
through us, and what you're doing doesn't feel like
God's work.  

The Bible is fact.  I don't disagree that there is one
God, the Bible is fact, and that your philosophy is
sound.  I do disagree with your methods, with parts of
your website.

Your page about Gay people is rude, and judgemental. 
Reading the Bible, you must have grown up with the
verse "Judge not lest ye be judged".  I disagree with
homosexuality as much as you, but I choose to love the
person and hate the sin.  God still loves the person,
there are people that confess their homosexual
relationships to God and are forgiven by his grace, by
his love.  However, you seem to just want to condemn
them before giving them the Bible and love.  

I'm throwing Bible verses at you because, no matter
how much pasterial training you've had, I think that
somewhere this website has become a sad worldy idea of
what christianity has become?

Don't you feel compassion and love for sinners?  Don't
you want to pray for them? Help them to see God
through you?  Don't you want to feel God working
through you?  This isn't God.  

I don't wish anything bad on your family and I pray
for the people that did.  I am sorry that those
people, who claimed to be Christians said that. 

-Samantha
werekkatt@yahoo.com

"found it odd that, as I was reading the mail you
recieved, not one of these people actually had
Biblical retorts to your website."

That's because most people who understand the Bible think I'm brilliant and hilarious.

"Proverbs 11:17, A kind man
benifits himself, but a cruel man brings trouble on
himself.  Some of your pictures are offencive, and
yes, cruel."

Only to people with an idiot gene.

"The Bible is fact."

Because feelings make facts.

"Don't you feel compassion and love for sinners?"

As much as God does when He sends them to Hell for an eternity.

"I don't wish anything bad on your family and I pray
for the people that did.  I am sorry that those
people, who claimed to be Christians said that."

They are Christians though. They are the majority of them.

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From:   "john prunty" <xhorrorvisi0nx@gmail.com>
Date:   Sat, May 12, 2007 9:51 pm
 

 
It's funny that those idiots from the science community think they just
discovered that dinosaurs in the early-19th century.

It is said in the bible as well not call thy neighbor an idiot.

Though I agree in trying to believe with a whole heart, One should not
exclude cold harsh reality, 'Truth'  in any form or manner,

Thank You for reading.

Horror in the World will not be hidden from my Vision.

"It's funny that those idiots from the science community think they just
discovered that dinosaurs in the early-19th century."s

Kind of like how it was discovered in the Bible within recent decades.

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From:   "alyssa schwendener" <alyssaschwendener@yahoo.com>
Date:   Sat, May 12, 2007 10:29 pm
 

 
I think you are a very hateful man and I sincerely
hope that at one point you reconsider including all of
this hate in your life.  You can't be happy when your
life is dedicated to "taking out" a majority of the
population.  I'm not going to point out every part of
your website that I find offensive or false, but I'd
just like to impress upon you how offensive you really
are.  I may not be a perfect Christian but I do know
that you're supposed to love your neighbor, not
threaten to kill them for their beliefs.

Maybe your website is a joke.  I hope it is because it
is hard for me to believe that one person can be as
ignorant and offensive as you are and claim it all in
the name of God.  Please get some help.

A. Schwendener

No.

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Subject:   My good pastor
From:   "Ying Yang" <ying60@hotmail.co*>
Date:   Sun, May 13, 2007 8:25 am
 

 
Pastor Jim Nicholls, 
 
Thank you for your site, I had a good laugh. I will be showing this site to my
friends and hopefully they will spread the word. I see more hate mail than real
mail, so I have a tendency to think that this site was placed for the need to
blatantly rub the absurdity and confusion of the bible openly to all christians who
regurgitate what has been spoken to them without finding truth themselves and
entertain at the same time. (Yes; all you hate-mail christian who says this man is
wrong, and how stupid he is, bla bla bla. Think for a second; this man, "Pastor Jim
Nicholls", is a genius.)
I am also sad to see so many so-called-atheists fail to see the satire in this.
Don't reply with "O RLY", because that'll make me want to curse you into damnation
and hell.
 
Humbly,
Ying
P.S. Keep spreading the message you are spreading, I hope the world will see the light.

"(Yes; all you hate-mail christian who says this man is
wrong, and how stupid he is, bla bla bla. Think for a second; this man, "Pastor Jim
Nicholls", is a genius.)"

Exactly.

"I am also sad to see so many so-called-atheists fail to see the satire in this."

They are atheists because they had a bad experience with religion, not because of logic or/and reason.

"P.S. Keep spreading the message you are spreading, I hope the world will see the light."

More than happy my friend.

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Subject:   YOU ARE A IDIOT
From:   "Michael Franga" <mafranga@alltel.net>
Date:   Sun, May 13, 2007 11:28 am
 

 
YOU ARE A COMPLETE IDIOT!

Nice title. To bad you're to stupid to notice the irony with your grammatical mistake.

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Subject:   omg
From:   "Casey Veach" <emogirloftexashigh@yahoo.com>
Date:   Sun, May 13, 2007 7:06 pm
 

 
I can't believe that you would say something like that to my friend amanda she is
not an idiot she is a very caring person just because she is an atheist doesn't mean
that she isn't a good person. There are people out there that are not christian but
yet they are still honest people. Also I don't serve men...I won't do it, I love my
fiance but I expect him to help me. He loves me he got pissed when I showed him what
you said about me. We are going to stay together He is the first person that I found
sense loosing my ex Thomas. I love him with all my heart and he loves me. I feel
sorry for your wife because I bet you don't even show her any respect after she has
spent all day fixing your dinner. I would leave you, I'm a very independent person
and I'm a WOMAN and proud of it. No one believes in women serving men anymore.
Anyway hope that you learn that lesson the hard way.
   
   
   
   
  Casey Kathryn......

"No one believes in women serving men anymore."

Besides all of the feminists and the pussy men without balls.

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From:   "alyssa schwendener" <alyssaschwendener@yahoo.com>
Date:   Sun, May 13, 2007 7:20 pm
 

 
<b>"I hope on day god blesses you with understanding
and forgives you for insulting his many
children."

Hope all you want since it wont happen you stupid
bitch. </b>

you're right.  for some reason God has placed you on
this earth to teach us a lesson about the hypocrisy of
a hate filled Christian.  you will never understand
because it is your place on earth to teach others
through your lack of understanding.  i hope people
continue to go to your website each day and become
outraged at the hate you display there.  perhaps then
they will examine their own lives and understand that
they need to make a positive change.  i pray you never
find yourself in a position where you are forced to
understand your own ignorance.  i can't imagine the
pain that epiphany would inspire.

"perhaps then they will examine their own lives and understand that they need to make a positive change."

Or perhaps I consciously know exactly what I'm doing for that same very reason.

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Subject:   Long live the furries :)
From:   "furre" <furre@myway.com>
Date:   Mon, May 14, 2007 6:13 am
 

 
  Dear "Pastor Jim"! I was just read the letter sent by knarmahfox on your site..
That was ok. But your reaction is a bit weird. Let me to question the integrity of
your mind. He pointed out things he might wish to get an answer from you, but you
simplyignored it, I'm pretty sure you can't give him a right answer - because your
mindis washed out, and you can't think. You're filled with hate. I agree with Fox
inthat: you must take a deep look inside yourself (I guess you will find a big
darknothing, but at least try it) before making an opinion of things you have no
ideaabout. You can't understand them (Oh yeah! just destroy what we don't
understand,and the problem stops existing...) until you try to open your dark
mind. But I cangive you an advice: If you can't understand things, just accept
them. Oh, you forgot to tell people, furries use real animal skins to cover
themselves.It isn't true at all (they use plastic materials), but hey, it would be
just another lie on your 
site... Oh please, publish my mail, if you dare :)------------------"You even call
your self a pastor?"

Yeah and I'm also a doctor!

---------

OMG... Let me ask which university gave you that diplom? (Can I see a copy of it
please?)

Just to blame it. I think they might deny of, such a brainless one like you, was
ever been behind their gates.

------------------

"Its a job for a Christian to lead a non-beliver to Christ"

Non-beliver? I'm not into zombies.

---------

That's agreeable. Because you obviously believe in your own idiotism.

------------------

Do you mind if I change my e-mail address as you just do regularly honey? :)

 

PS.: Please, tell me where is that round thingy.. I am a furvert and I wanna yiff it, 

just cover it with something furry first, ok? ;)

Who?

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Subject:   I love your site!
From:   "hector laureano" <papilaureano@yahoo.com>
Date:   Mon, May 14, 2007 9:26 am
 

 
 
    Hola,
 First off you are a dick!Second I love alf so screw
you.And I don't think anybaody who wants to go to
heaven would say to put a bullet in Michael Moores
head.Youre a fucking asshole.See ya in hell ya jerk!
                              Love a real human being

No.

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Subject:   HELLO
From:   "leonard dzernyuy" <brotherleodd@yahoo.com>
Date:   Mon, May 14, 2007 2:02 pm
 

 
     Good day it is a pleasure for me to send you this mail, i read through your
church doctrine  on your site  and found it very  spiritual and touching.  I am
in Cameroon in a remote village from  the town  and where i am  the people
there have not encounter Christ they have not accepted Christ as their personal
lord and savior they still belief in ancestral beliefs,malpractices and what
have you not that they don't like to but is because they have no body to pass
the  message of Christ to them.Since i feel it in me that i have been touch i
want to ask for your help and permission so that i will open a worshiping place
for them it has a population of about thirty thousands men and women excluding
the young. On my own i will do nothing i need your help so that i can convince
the government to give me an authorization document.Thanks for reading i await
your reply  and stay blessed in the LORD 

Welcome to America.

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From:   "Imogen McDonald" <imogen_mcd@yahoo.ca>
Date:   Mon, May 14, 2007 9:25 pm
 

 
Do you think you're funny Jim? Do you? Because this isn't satire, this is racist,
discriminatory bollocks that you should be institutionalized for. 

Nigger please.

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Subject:   My email address
From:   (INFORMATION REMOVED DUE TO REQUEST)
Date:   Tue, May 15, 2007 7:40 am
 

 
Hi again Pastor Jim.
 I sent you an email commenting on your wonderful site a few weeks back,
which you posted. I have no objection to that, but please, please remove my
email address because Im getting spammed by trawlers and christian
arseholes. I realise that you state on your website that you reserve the
right to display my email address, but Im begging you of multiple email
addresses, have mercy.

Regards Van

Since you didn't insult me I did it for you.

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From:   "Kevin Cameron" <hatemaildefense@yahoo.com>
Date:   Wed, May 16, 2007 1:59 am
 

 
Congratulations, you are a goth 
   
  Number 20, taken straight from your list of Goth warning signs
  
20.) Uses a computer or the Internet.

Liberal Lies.

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Subject:   Planet Earth
From:   "Matthew Archibald" <mattjoel22@hotmail.com>
Date:   Wed, May 16, 2007 3:40 am
 

 
Hello,
 
I have been visited your site - truechristian.com and found out the planet we live
in, Earth, are flat.
 
I understand those scriptures you provided supported from the Bible. What about
Isaiah 40:12 and Job 26:7?
 
Suppose if we are living here, from the ground - we can see everything flat, right?
What about all those mountains (including our highest peak mountain on Earth - Mount
Everest, its height is almost 30,000 feet above the ground - that is the fact - see
yourself), wave hills? What about the famous spot, Niagara Falls in Canada?
Obviously, we don't see everything here is flat. God made the land and He did
whatever he wanted to do with the lands, he created the "styles" of the lands,
therefore, he created the mountains on whatever he chosen to with his "hands", like
a child playing a sandcastle made with sand at the beach. Have a read in the Bible,
Genesis 1:9, imagine what creative power He has! He wanted people to see all those
mountains on Earth that He made.
 
From what I have read and saw in space, remember Apollo 11 spacecraft? Historically,
first man on the moon? Or even before then? Russian spacecrafts? People from space
can see the huge planet, Earth, they can't see nothing elsewhere, only stars (which
God also made). Remember Job 26:7, God put simply "hangeth the earth upon nothing".
That was written by who? Moses, not Job. Job told his story to Moses and he wrote it
alongside with God's holy spirit.
Remember Galileo Galilei? He found out that the Earth is NOT in the centre of the
universe because its not right in order. Have a think about this alongside with the
Bible, God's Word - Genesis 1:1-19. God must be hard working to finetuning! Ok, have
a deep thinking... Did God made the Sun? Yes. Did God made the Moon? Yes. Those two
"great lights" (Genesis 1:16) that HE made it. What for, you may ask? Ok...
 


Sun {Day}: Grow agriculture industry, supporting water cycle: between any water
substances from the ground and forming clouds, feeling warm for people who lives
here on Earth, no matter what four seasons are. 

Moon {Night}: To show the light from the Sun for Earth and also the shape of the
moon reflects from the Sun. Along with the stars, imagine with millions of them. Do
we need light for night time without the moon? Think about the fatal consequences,
imagine that. God doesn't want people to be "totally blinded" by night, do we?
What do you see in the morning? A sunrise from the ground? Ah... you see, that's
because the Earth orbited itself from the Sun so therefore, its impossible to put
Earth in the centre of the universe - the Sun is the centre of the our solar system.
 
Remember the Bible, God's Word, has been written thousands of years ago before
science itself began so that the Bible, the Divine Author, defeated invention of
science, the idea of this came from a man. Yes, science had mistakes by men but
God's Word - never, EVER, make a single mistake - see Titus 1:2. However, the Bible
is not the subject of science but its topics that really fits into the Bible.
 
No wonder why God is a very powerful creator, a "lover of justice", a very wise
spirit being who is living in the universe (including our solar system), Psalms
83:16.
Cheers, 
Matt

*Yawns*

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Subject:   True Christians website
From:   "Ruth Woytsek" <solongandthanksforallthefish@gmail.co*>
Date:   Wed, May 16, 2007 9:59 am
 

 
Funniest site I've seen in a long time, next to Fark.com.  Thanks for
the laughs, and I really enjoyed your Kidz Page.  Where were you the
couple of times I had to sit in Sunday School?  Your artistic
portrayal of Biblical events would have made class more fun!

Sincerely,
Ruth

Next to? Awww crap, I was shooting for #1.

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Subject:   Concerning Divorce
From:   "Seth Leigh" <gamefreakfromtroutcreek@hotmail.com>
Date:   Wed, May 16, 2007 10:12 am
 

 
You are a disgrace to the title of christian in you views of divorce. Have fun in
Hell? Yeh thats real Christian. Speaking of "False-Christians" and hypocrites. You
are one of those people that open the bible pick a random verse and twist and
contort it to match you views, instead of reading it all and matching your views to
the scripture. Even a prostitute (woman by the well) was forgiven of her sins by
Christ, so how is divorce unforgivable. You are the type of person who make
Christians look like extremists that Damn everyone to hell. Read the Bible in its
fullness before making rash statements.Windows Live Hotmail, with safety bar colour
coding, helps identify suspicious mail before it takes your daughter out on a date. 
Upgrade today for a better look.

"Yeh thats real Christian."

Yeah, actually it is.

"Read the Bible in its fullness before making rash statements."

I did: that's why you can't back up any of your ridiculously claims with any Bible verses.

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Subject:   :)
From:   "sarah daly" <sensurf754@yahoo.com>
Date:   Wed, May 16, 2007 5:19 pm
 

 
God will laugh in your face.
  Should you make it that far...
  you nut.

I'm glad you know what's on God's mind, because if you thought you did it would be blasphemy.

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Subject:   ¬¬
From:   "elaine rujanowsky" <elaine_ruja@hotmail.com>
Date:   Wed, May 16, 2007 7:40 pm
 

 
SE vocês não acreditam na doutrina de Jesus Cristo, não precsam denigrir a imagem de
tal!
ou gostariam que fizessemos o mesmo com vocês?
hipócritas.

Okay, $50 for the day to build a deck? That's good? Cool! Jump in the trunk.

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Subject:   how dare you
From:   Greg.Carolyn@xtra.co.nz
Date:   Thu, May 17, 2007 12:33 am
 

 
You make me sick to the gut i can not believe how twisted your mind is 
in the bible, yes that little book that believers in christ read to gain faith and
live by, it says A Christian is christ like if you think youre jesus i feel sorry
for you u disgust me michael moore wrote the facts about george bush, yes the facts
bush was trying to cover up. read Dude Wheres My Country By Michael Moore this will
show you the truth to your twisted mind that I hope Jesus can fix. Bush Is The Lead
Up To The End Times, watch your back

No espeako Englisho?

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Subject:   Interesting
From:   "elliot" <elliot.strumlauf@gmail.com>
Date:   Thu, May 17, 2007 7:04 am
 

 
I came across your site after searching for dinosaur facts. I have read the
old testament many times as a historical document, and I have to say you
terribly misquote and mistranslate your information. You sound like a very
smart individual, and although I disagree with your opinions, I wish you
would quote them more realistically. I speak Hebrew, and can translate any
quote you want, but I do have a problem with teaching youth inaccurate
portrayals of their religion.

Nope.

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Subject:   WWJD?
From:   "King James" <king9mm@gmail.com>
Date:   Thu, May 17, 2007 11:03 am
 

 
Check out this website it teaches you are wrong and all Christians are
wrong.

They say you use Jesus but his name is Yahshua
and many other things.

King

www.eliyah.com

Actually the real name is Yeshua, who marries Sophia/Earalia.

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From:   "Damien Applewhaite" <applecool@yahoo.com>
Date:   Fri, May 18, 2007 7:40 am
 

 
 

 So..basically, what you're saying is that women shouldn't enjoy sex (since
they should have their clitorises removed) and only men should enjoy it?!
Not sure if you think that's the road to a happy marriage, but as a
Christian woman who believes masturbation is a sin and that sex within
marriage should be enjoyed, that sounds quite wrong. Even Paul and David
recognized that one's spouse should fulfil one's sexual desires. God does
not need help in designing women, and he put clitorises there for a reason.
We don't need a Christian people who are so weak that their clitorises and
penises need to be put away from them. We need strong persons who enjoy sex
within marriage and know that masturbation, adultery and fornication are
wrong.

 

 I really really hope that this website is a joke, because it has made the
fight against masturbation look like a farce!

"So..basically, what you're saying is that women shouldn't enjoy sex (since
they should have their clitorises removed) and only men should enjoy it?!"

No, I'm saying that the idea of women enjoying sex is a Liberal Lie. I know this because my wife always cries when we have sex.

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Subject:   fart breath
From:   "John Conaway" <jccedcon@yahoo.com>
Date:   Fri, May 18, 2007 1:47 pm
 

 
I am not a fart breath.
  I dont think jesus would call me a fart breat!
   
  please write back
   
  my name is John by the way

Poo-poo head!

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Subject:   HEY!
From:   "patrick healy" <munkey_dude@sbcglobal.net>
Date:   Sun, May 20, 2007 12:32 am
 

 
              Subject:    Hi    From:    "Rox" <linus88@fastwebnet.it>    Date:   
Mon, April 30, 2007 11:15 am                                     
 
What is your favorite movie?    
  Blood+
  GO SAYA!!!!!
  ---------------------------------
    HEY! You said you like a movie about vampires! Vampires are demons from hell!
And if you like a movie about the evil demons that means you like evil! STOP
POSING AS A CHRISTIAN YOU DEMON SPAWN!
  And don't say it's just a movie, cuz that means the bible is just a book!

I have a real life too, dork.

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Subject:   Sorry about e-mailing you again!
From:   "patrick healy" <munkey_dude@sbcglobal.net>
Date:   Sun, May 20, 2007 12:48 am
 

 
But aside from you being evil for liking vampires, your evil for hating asians!
  Asians make the best christians because their narrow eyes make them blind to
science! DUH. I'm asian I know these things. 

They don't. That's why they are so good at math, science, and futanari.

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Subject:   Bastards!
From:   "jacob teeler" <jakedaniel@sbcglobal.net>
Date:   Sun, May 20, 2007 1:30 am
 

 
God accepts us all. Even if some of us are a little... different. And that one
'please die' thing just aint right. So watch it. Just because another one loves one
of the same, does that make him evil? The man could be a saint otherwise and just
happen to like men. Then 'oh no, evil!' comes outta nowhere. God loves all his
children. Despite sexual orientation. Despite race or religious beliefs. Though some
may oppose to the lord's word, he does not hate back. He merely turns the other
cheek and eventually makes one a true believer. So before you immediately hate, take
it into question: God loves us all, so why hate? I'm a strong christian, and happily
living with a man that's made me happier than any other woman. I do not ask you
change your ways, except giving the furries a break cause that their life and i've
tried (really, you cant put a furry down), but to just think. If god loves all his
children, then why hate any of his children? Go fight atheists or Buddhists or
 nudists for that matter. Make your hate worthwhile. Prove to me that god Hates one
for his or her sexual orientation and i'll prove you wrong right on the spot!

Sincerely,

The gay christian

"God accepts us all."

He accepts us all so much He creates Hell, and sends most souls their to rot and burn forever.

"God loves all his children. Despite sexual orientation."

Have a Bible verse for that besides the writings of the famed 'Dirty Sanchez'?

"If god loves all his children, then why hate any of his children?"

The same reason the Bible says the Earth is a circle with four corners.

"Sincerely,

The gay christian"

Thank you Captain Oxymoron.

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Subject:   Now im mad
From:   "jacob teeler" <jakedaniel@sbcglobal.net>
Date:   Sun, May 20, 2007 1:39 am
 

 
All non belivers are Demons? Well, tom cruise is no doubt, that's just not fair to
say.  Sometimes the most holy are those whom do not affiliate with it. My Friend...
Bob (As to not offend him. He's dead because of a shooting by people whom believe
too strongly in the lord's words), he's jewish, he's never done a thing other than
be jewish that goes against the lord. So that makes him a demon? You may be a Pastor
whom is of the age of wisdom but quite frankly, a demon can be anybody. Even you. On
the subject, what about those ministers whom took advantage of little christian
boys. They are of holy men, but bad people. Demons under your eyes i'm sure. So
before you call all non belivers a demon. Look at yourself. Do not try and do thy
lord's work. Let him, for all we know your interpretation could be completely wrong
of the lord. Let the lord guide his people, dont do his work. 

Blah blah blah.

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Subject:   paradox eh?
From:   "jacob teeler" <jakedaniel@sbcglobal.net>
Date:   Sun, May 20, 2007 1:47 am
 

 
Riddle me this, If god loves all his children, why does he consider all evil that
unworthy? All his children being all people. He loves all, you just have to accept
it. So how can one conceive that god can love all his children and at the same time
hate nine tenths of them? Here's another. Love thy neighbor like thyself. What about
us whom love like that. I cant remember the other verse but it states no man shall
love another man. Why? What good reason could the lord give not to love? It is of
free will which he has given us. And yet that paradox cannot happen. So in total,
please answer because i need some help figuring this out, Should a man love a man,
will god hate that man even if he loves thy lord?

"Riddle me this, If god loves all his children, why does he consider all evil that unworthy?"

He labels those He loves as His children only.

"Should a man love a man, will god hate that man even if he loves thy lord?"

You should say that to Pastor Fred Phelps.

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Subject:   Questions!
From:   "jacob teeler" <jakedaniel@sbcglobal.net>
Date:   Sun, May 20, 2007 2:28 am
 

 
My name is Jacob, yes a bible name, and aside from questions i may have asked, i
have many more to challenge your wit. 

Some are silly, some serious.

1) 
Could god make a microwave burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

2) 
What does god look like?

3)
Do only extremists like you go to heaven?

4) 
Can a true christian also sin? (I am a true christian and never would dare digress
the lord's word but Being Gay and Christian it makes me wonder if i could follow god
all my life and still end up in hell.)

5) 
What is a true christian?

6) 
If God hates Fags, (such an ugly word) does that mean i will go to hell even though
i belive? 

7)
Do you do this to your children if you have any?

8) 
Have sex for the pleasure and not consent? (my memory is'nt good but i'm sure
somewhere it says sex for pleasure is sin.)

9) 
How many times can one repent and still be forgiven?

10)
How does one know if he or she has been forgiven?

11)
Does god hate in particular or indiscriminately?

12)
How long has god existed?

13) 
Who wrote the bible? 

14)
Is masturbation against Christianity?

15)
You are pursuasive. Why not write a magazine?

16) 
Was the 'passion of the christ' by mel gibson  a good thing or a bad thing in terms
of christianity. Sure it's certainly not somthing to be ashamed of and somthing that
is to thankfull for but somthing tells me it should'nt have been made for reasons of
censorship.

17) 
If people link god with SUV's, what of compacts and the popemobile for that matter?

18)
Is it wrong to question god's beleifs? 

19)
What is heaven like?

20) 
Could the devil walk among us? George bush, Tony blair, Ronald regan (somthing of
names and numbers equaling six hundred and sixty six. 

21)
Are demons just evil beings or do they secret wings and a whip tail?

22)
Why is 666 an evil number?

23)
Why not 777 seeing as 7 is lucky?

24)
Can a number be evil?

25)
Is stealing from the change plate at church (I was sick that sunday and suprisingly
my mind went blank)?

26)
Do you consider yourself a prophet?

27)
The bible reffers homosexuality to men. What of lesbians?

28)
Could god be a woman?

29)
Could god be gay?

30)
Who are we to belive or say god is a straight Caucasian male that loves only his
followers?

31)
Is there such a thing as extremists being demons? 

32)
Does god have  blood related children on earth?

33)
Of what race is god?

34)
Does god have a name other than the title 'God'?

35)
Who is the anti christ?

36)
Could the anti christ be a christian?

37)
Under it's definition, Could the anti christ be like the man whom said it did'nt
mean anti as in against, but anti as in different?

38)
Where does god reside?

39) 
Should he come down to earth, what should i ask him?

40)
 As stated, i am a strong beliver in god. I could in no way be diverted from his
words. Exept for me and my mate... Travis (real name withheld for security reasons)
whom have never been objected at church and never had been truly happy, even as we
are so close to god, untill we met and decided to spend the rest of the days
together, what are the chances, on a scale of one to one hundred percent that he
and i will go to hell for loving one another but otherwise extremely strong
belivers in god's word? 

41)
Are furries sin?

42) 
Is to be a furry conventionist, with the costumes and all, sin?

43)
If you are straight and happen to draw homosexual art, the case of my next door
neighbor whom is my good friend, as furry art, is it sinning?

44) 
What is the closest one can be to god?

45)
How close are you to god?)

46)
If atheists are very bad, then should i affiliate with one should i be damned to hell?

47)
What if i dont know it (like i go buy somthing and the cashier is an atheist)?

Please awnser.
It's alot but it's enough to help me with my wandering mind. Trust me, if you can
awnser these and make sense of them with few quotes i will bee ever gratefull and my
bond with god shall forever be reinforced.

Sincerely

The gay christian.

P.s, Both me and my mate go to chuch and have never been objected. We are very happy
with our choice to love one another. I love him, i love god more than anything, and
our love shall be forever going. So, for two that are strong on his word, ease up.
The truth is harsh but damn is it harsh. Surgarcoat it if need be but to be so harsh
as to say fags. When My mate heard it in church he nearly cried. Be harsh but dont
be mean. Dont make people cry. Those days are over, seek peace along with harsh
truth. Me and my mate take no offense in your wording. Live strong and prosper (Yes
a quote from a show but i truly and mean it even as we do not like the show) From
the both of us. Do not shun our support by simple means of our sexual orientation.

Lousy copy and paste job.

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Subject:   Eh, what?
From:   "jacob teeler" <jakedaniel@sbcglobal.net>
Date:   Sun, May 20, 2007 2:36 am
 

 
If the earth is'nt roundm why cant we sail off the edge? For that matter, how can
space travel, orbiting the earth's surface, be possible then? If the world is flat,
what does the back look like? For earth to be flat, how is there a core? Should'nt
the ground be paper thin? Could'nt you just drill into space? Huh, flat. Maps are
flat. You could make your testimony a little more beleivable if you did'nt use such
harsh wording. Fag media? Dont use such a horrible word. Media. Use not fag. Do not
insult. Insults only lessen beleif. Insults are of personal opinion. I for one want
awnsers. Not opinions.

"If the earth is'nt roundm why cant we sail off the edge?"

We do. The people who sail off are all dead.

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Subject:   Fishies!
From:   "jacob teeler" <jakedaniel@sbcglobal.net>
Date:   Sun, May 20, 2007 2:39 am
 

 
Were there fish on noah's ark? If nothing survived the flood, how did fish? Where
did fish come from? If all the animals we have now were on the ark, what about the
fish? Is that why catholics eat fish on sunday?

Magick.

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Subject:   Pi?
From:   "jacob teeler" <jakedaniel@sbcglobal.net>
Date:   Sun, May 20, 2007 2:44 am
 

 
Would it be better if we said Pi was equal to 3 units instead of 3.14? Would it be
wrong to just say 'ah, screw it' and just do it to not get in trouble or somthing?
At work?

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Subject:   Please?
From:   "jacob teeler" <jakedaniel@sbcglobal.net>
Date:   Sun, May 20, 2007 3:23 am
 

 
Can i just call you?
It's be soo much easier than sending so many fucking emails.
I'll buy you a steak if you'll do a news interview.
Not as bribery of course.

And again, the truth is cruel but you really need to stop being an insult artist.
You've got more insults than facts on that website! You're more insulting than
Michael moore! 

How about you stop making yourself look like a complete idiot?

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Subject:   your website.
From:   "Elliot Strumlauf" <elliot.strumlauf@gmail.com>
Date:   Sun, May 20, 2007 11:53 am
 

 
Hey, 

 

                First of let me state who I am. I am an amateur religious
historian with an extensive knowledge of both English, Hebrew, Aramaic and
Roman texts. I was raised Jewish, however, I have abandoned it in a pursuit
of science and academics. I wrote this email to you for two main reasons:

A)     Your message gives Christians with common sense an awful stigma, and

B)      The information on your website is incorrect. As well, the methods
by how you deride science is also quite flawed. 

 

That being said, I would like to correct you on Jesus' message. I thus
propose the question "Have you ever even read the New Testament?". I ask
this because it seems by your comprehension of Jesus' testament that you
know nothing, or little to nothing, of his message. Jesus was very liberal
in his ideas, the context by his times, during with the Jews were very
strict, as they were trying to rebel against Roman forces and de-Hellenize
themselves, placed Jesus in a very liberal frame. I suggest you re-read the
new Testament, the old Testament, and other books before you come to an
assumption that Jesus was a staunch neo-conservative like yourself.

 

In regards to your hatred of science, I do not understand where you are
coming from. The creation of the Earth isn't to be taken literally, unless
you believe Enoch, Lamech, Methusalem and the others lives over 900 years.
This is a very common attribute of the Babylonian era (the Old Testament was
composed during the 1st Jewish Exile). If you do take this to be factual,
then please reread your sources, learn Hebrew and read scriptures that
weren't given to you by your backwoods redneck church. Then get back to me
=)

 

                Seriously concerned and woefully sorry, 

                                Elliot

I'm right and you're wrong. If you disagree, you are wrong.

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Subject:   In regards to furries and christinianity...
From:   "BREW Ninja" <askabrewninja@gmail.com>
Date:   Sun, May 20, 2007 4:53 pm
 

 
...why not spend the rest of your days on this god-forsaken planet
enjoying it by diverting your attention to something else?  Like,
getting a life for instance.  Or, having an open mind.  Or, the fact
that the nicest, most intelligent people in the world are often
furries.  Or, evil and kill people.  I forget which.  Either way,
you're a moron, I hope your "rapture" comes and takes you away so the
rest of us can go back to enjoying a carefree life.  Maybe you should
take your own suicide advice and accelerate that process for us.

"Maybe you should take your own suicide advice and accelerate that process for us."

Yeah, furries are really nice.

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From:   "Linda Fowler" <catholicgranma1@yahoo.com>
Date:   Mon, May 21, 2007 9:59 am
 

 
My dear deluded friend, the Bible was not written to tell us how the heavens go but
how to go to heaven.  There are many proofs that the earth is round.  Those who 
believe the earth is flat are the ones with their heads in the sand.  True science
and religion are not at odds as Pope John Paul II told us - If the earth were flat
why can't we see the tree in the middle of the earth like you said??  And how could
Jesus know what was going on everywhere in the earth if it wasn't flat - that
question is for one who is a non thinker.  Jesus is God and could see everything
even if the earth were square.  
    As much as I feel you are leading people into error I would never want to have
you sensored.  As American's we have the right to speak our minds.  I would
think you need to do more research and start by reading the Fathers of the
Church an a book called "Surprised by Truth" by people of all walks of life who
have come to know that the Roman Catholic Church is the church Our dear Lord
established.  In His sacred name I pray you find wisdom.  May Mary, Seat of
Wisdom pray for you and obtain your conversion to the TRUTH!  
  Sincerely,
  Linda Fowler
  catholicgranma1@yahoo.com 

"May Mary, Seat of Wisdom pray for you and obtain your conversion to the TRUTH!"

You mean Sophia/Earalia?

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Subject:   Great Job
From:   "Sunny Gandhi" <snny_gandhi@yahoo.com>
Date:   Mon, May 21, 2007 10:45 am
 

 
HI there,
   
  My name is sunny and I am placed in India. I am a professor by profession and an
ardent reader of religious scriptures. I fully agree and commend your thoughts.
Infact some of the views on masturbation are in consonance with Hindu religion.
Bravo ...Keep it up.
   
  Regards,
   
  Sunny 

Thank you. Dell loves you.

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Subject:   Word of God??
From:   "Dave Mitchelson" <dave@gardenroad.eclipse.co.uk>
Date:   Mon, May 21, 2007 1:33 pm
 

 
 Pastor Nichol
In your hate-filled, misogynistic, queer-bashing website, your justification for any
of your attacks on just about everyone who doesn't think exactly like you is that
the bible is the word of god when actually it is a rambling collection of writings
by uncertain authors, collected together by an unknown group of people and
pronounced to be divinely initiated by god.

The old testament is a succession of stories about various prophets, kings and
tribes, who kill without mercy their enemies, to drive them out of a land they say
has been given to them by god. Men, women and children are massacred in god's name,
often by his command. 

    God is supposed to be omnipitent and all-powerful, but he is wrong-footed by the
devil in the garden of Eden, and by simply tempting Eve with an apple, curses
the whole of the future generations of the world with eternal sin. 

God allegedly knows all, he must have known this would happen, why did he let it
happen? Or is the devil more powerful than god?

In the new testament, suddenly Jesus appears with a new message, God is love, God
will rescue all of his damned, sinfull people by the rather odd method of having
them kill his son who has taken human form on earth. 

I know I won't convince a fool like Pastor Jim, who apparently still believes that
the Earth is flat, but I hope that some others will read this and just stop and
think. God and Religion were invented by a desire to explain why we are here, and
the collection of fables, lies and myths called the bible is not a guide to living
your life.

If there is a God, would he not proclaim his desires in a way that even a child
could understand, then let us live our lives with an unambiguous clarity of choice
between good and bad?

If "Pastor" Jim Nichols had been born in Iran, he'd be a radical mullah, if he'd
been alive in Nazi Germany he'd have gassed Jews, he's a bigot and is making a good
living by preying on the ignorance and credulity of frightened and uncertain people,
don't let him lead you. Our world is what WE make of it, not what god has made it.




I'll be delighted if you contact me with your thoughts.




Dave Mitchelson

I like how you attempt to disprove me by simply saying "The Old Testament is old, and therefore is redundant". Check 1 John 5:3, the Old Testament is NOT redundant!

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Subject:   R U SERIOUS
From:   "Harrison Strongman" <STR0021@dsc.vic.edu.au>
Date:   Wed, May 23, 2007 12:50 am
 

 
Dear Shit Stain
 
This has to be a joke, there is no way that you can be serious, Atheists ROCK (there
wouldn't be half the problems in the world if everyone was like an atheist), but i
have nothing against religion, until i saw this site, i figured there are some
religions that breed hateful nazis like yourself.
 
P.S. Use a better program than Paint to Draw your shitty Lies you redneck inbred
donkey raping skum.
 
suck my balls  
 
 
 
(>")><("<)
Fighting
Kirbys

You're an idiot.

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Subject:   Magic
From:   "john tracy" <johnmtracy@yahoo.com>
Date:   Wed, May 23, 2007 11:52 am
 

 
Jim,

Do you believe in magic and other supernatural attempts to control
nature or the elements?

Can salting and burning someone's corpse really prevent that person
from coming back supernturally or quiet them if they already have
become a vengeful spirit, like Sam and Dean Winchester do in
"Supernatural"? If so, I would like to do that to Fred Phelps when he
dies so he doesn't make a supernatural comeback.

If Fred Phelps was trapped at the bottom of a well, not only would I
refuse to help him get out, I would fill the well with about ten feet
of water and shout down at him, "How long can a rat swim before it
exhausts and drowns?" I would do that because that ungrateful son of
Satan would still hate me for being gay.

John

We don't believe in Magic, we believe in Magick (Post-Sophia).

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Subject:   Enquiry
From:   "Emmanuel emma" <mmnlemma@yahoo.com>
Date:   Wed, May 23, 2007 1:57 pm
 

 
Dear brethren
    I am brother solomon Emmanuel from Nigeria your brother in the lord, we were
living at the boundry of Camaroon and Nigeria.When Nigeria and Camaroon has
problem the case went to court and the world court gave the ruling in favour of
Camaroon,after that the Camaroonian told us to vacate from that place but we did
not because we did not have a suitable place to go and live.One night the
Camaronian came and invaded the whole camp and destroy all what we have, we went
out without anything.Please we wish you to help us by sending us some bibles
,funds, some relief materials to us here for life is too hard.We believd his
word and i believed that he will never fail us.Brethren here send greeting to
you. I am your brother Solomon

Nigger area?

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Subject:   <Removed by Request>
From:   <Removed by Request>
Date:   Wed, May 23, 2007 7:52 pm
 

 
Hello. Altough I am flattered that you decided to post my eMail, I would
appreciate if you wish to continue displaying it on your site, removing my
name from the text. Thank you.

 -<Removed by Request>

Removed, only since you wrote a positive e-mail to me.

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Subject:   You should go to this website...
From:   "Nick Franga" <mafranga@alltel.net>
Date:   Thu, May 24, 2007 12:12 am
 

 
Pastor Jim...

Since you like the Westboro Baptist Church and all of their hate, you should
go to this website www.godhateswbc.net. You will like all of the "Christian"
stuff that they have to OPPOSE WBC!!!

God loves Wesboro Baptist Church. They are some of the last True Christians there are.

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Subject:   QUESTION.
From:   Sinner33x@aol.com
Date:   Thu, May 31, 2007 10:04 am
 

 
Do you honestly believe that about wiccans, or was that just  some kind of 
parody??? i do believe that no war was "ever" waged in the name of  "wicca". 
However, "Christians"? OMG!!! They use "Every" excuse to start a war in  the name 
of "Thy almighty and loving god in the name of Jesus"!!! Not to  mention, 
Priests who are "Child molesters". I have come across Wiccans in my day  and I 
would have to say, that they are pretty much on the natures path, and  
originated "Earth day". I'm surprised that we don't see a huge cross, on the  side
of a 
battle tank ready for war in God's name. If you consider this "Hate  mail", 
then you are more of an uneducated coward than I thought you might have  been.

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