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Ask Pastor Jim
These are ordered from
oldest to newest e-mails sent to Pastor Jim
Note: All E-Mails are 100%
Authentic, so send one in and I will respond within a day or two!
Ask
Pastor Jim Nicholls Now!!
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I love your website! |
| From: |
"James Davidson"
<james_davidson_774@hotmail.co.uk> |
| Date: |
Sat, May 13, 2006 3:02
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I can't get over how amazing it is. You know what? Fuck that Keenowe
bastard. He's just a stupid little fag. He doesnt understand the greatness
of your website. And Ari Shaffir? He is the FUNNIEST guy I have ever seen.
You're a legend.
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Come on now Chewan. If you are going to kiss as you can at
least buy a T-Shirt or something.
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| Subject: |
^_^ |
| From: |
"jeanine brown" <yuma_no_ame@yahoo.co*> |
| Date: |
Sun, May 14, 2006 8:38
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wow......For a wile there I was trying to figure out
if this was a serous site or a joke. I finally
decided no one could be that much of a racist bigot.
You see, I am a Pagan, Witch, and a women. Some of
the stuff you said was just so off the wall that I was
shaking my head in disbelief. Almost everything you
say makes fun of someone or something. I can tell you
had fun making this site, but man, you had way to much
time on your hands.
Jeanine
Tis the imortal thought,
whos passion still.
Makes of the unchangeing,
the changable.
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If I had time I wouldn't be answering e-mails once ever
2-3 weeks.
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| Subject: |
Christain Science? |
| From: |
"Naomi Brown" <naomirbrown@gmail.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, May 15, 2006
10:20 am |
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PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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Hi,
I happened upon your website and found it quite interesting. I was a
little confused about the whole 'Christian Science' thing though, and
would like to understand what you mean by it. Are you speaking of the
religion of christian science? I would be interested in what you are
talking about because I have been stuying several different things
like that. Thanks for your time.
~Naomi Brown
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I'm talking about how Christians view and treat science.
It's how they twist it, using only it's name, but none of its facts or
rules/laws.
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Lovin the site mate! |
| From: |
"Tossy Tosspot" <ya_tosspot@hotmail.co.uk> |
| Date: |
Mon, May 15, 2006
11:33 am |
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pastorjim@truechristian.com |
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Hi mate. I love your site. Especially the keenowe section. I know the stupid
little bastard. But thats not his pic, keenowe has a mullet. No seriously a
mullet!!! Thanks for takin the piss out of him, the wanker deserves it!
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Nice try Chewan.
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| Subject: |
Wow... |
| From: |
"Jesse" <carlsonj@gmail.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, May 15, 2006 3:52
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PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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You are hands-down, no-questions-asked the single most naive person
I've ever run across. If even half of the bigoted propaganda you call
your website accurately reflects your thoughts, you'd have to be the
most blindly hateful person I've ever heard of. I think the most
pathetic thing is how scared you are. I didn't read one well-reasoned
argument against any of these so-called sinners, only fear of
differences and hate of change.
You say you've read the bible a number of times, and I think that's
fabulous, but have you ever payed attention? You can teach a parrot
to count to 10, but that doesn't mean the bird knows what it's saying.
In other words; learn from what you read, don't blindly quote
scripture. Interpret what's written, the authors certainly did.
Seriously, the only way for a raped woman to escape hell is to marry
the rapist? Come on, you can't really be that ignorant. Oh, and I
love that Red Lobster is the gateway to hell; of all the things in the
world to avoid I'm sure crustaceans are really high on "God's" list,
right up there with famine and religious zealotry.
I do like the hatemail generator, shows you've got a sense of humor
buried somewhere in there, too bad you don't use that more often
instead of hating anything that scares you. If you have the guts to
respond to this, particularly if you do so on your website, please
make sure to point out the (probably numerous) misspellings and
grammatical errors as that's an obvious indicator of a heathen. Your
web page is, of course, spot-on perfect for grammar and spelling. Oh,
wait...
Truly concerned for your sanity,
Jesse
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"You are hands-down,
no-questions-asked the single most naive person
I've ever run across."
No, you are just gullible.
"I do like the hatemail generator,
shows you've got a sense of humor
buried somewhere in there, too bad you don't use that more often
instead of hating anything that scares you."
I'm always using my sense of humor.
That's what it's all about dear.
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| Subject: |
U R Disgustin!11!1! |
| From: |
"Andrea Ciorba"
<christiangurl316@gmail.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, May 15, 2006 9:41
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PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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GRRRR! Your not a Chritstian! No yura STOOPID idiot! As a Christian I hate
you cuz you are hateful! Didn't Jesus say something in teh Bible about
luvving all peeplz? well u r goign 2 BURN IN HELL!1!!1!11!1 If u don o't
wnat 2 give Chritstian peeplz a bad nmae, u will have you're childern
illegiimttealy. Let you who has no sin cast the first stone. You sure were
casting a lot of stones there! u r not srry 4 all teh harm u culd do to
other pepel or others or 'kidz". As a Christian I am so mad! Some pepelez r
has-beanes. U r a never-was. Even I know your stupid and I hate you so much
sicne you say the racist word and you have penis on kiddie page. I'll pray
to GAWD for you. But when u die and u will probly go to Hell forever and u
will hav 2 eate all of you're liez! u will b srry then! i hope u see how
not-chrisitian u r and pray 4 forgivness!
Andrea
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Spoken like a real Christian.
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| Subject: |
Simple Amazing |
| From: |
"Nicolas Gordon" <unorugby@gmail.com> |
| Date: |
Tue, May 16, 2006 1:39
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| To: |
"PastorJim@truechristian.com"
<PastorJim@truechristian.com> |
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I've always known the true Christian truth and I am extremely excited to see
that others know the truth as well. Keep up the work of spreading the good
news.
--
Nick
P.S. How does one join the true Christian Church?
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You follow the rules and laws God has
set forth in the Bible.
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| Subject: |
(no subject) |
| From: |
Noheisnt@aol.com |
| Date: |
Tue, May 16, 2006 9:25
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dude is this a real site. is this truly the christian way?
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It's all Biblically accurate.
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| Subject: |
You leftists |
| From: |
"Frazier Conley"
<fconley1@verizon.net> |
| Date: |
Wed, May 17, 2006 7:59
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PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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You leftists are such nice, honest folks. Just wonder what the world will be
like when you take over.
In the meantime, it looks like, from the messages you get, you are fooling
more of your own useful idiots than anyone else.
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What the Hell are you talking about?
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| Subject: |
(no subject) |
| From: |
MaverickMan250@aol.com |
| Date: |
Wed, May 17, 2006 3:22
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PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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Hello, interesting website.
Apparently you have a whole page devoted to Chewan Keenowe. I'm sure you'll
be delighted to hear that someone claiming to him came on to the IMDb's
soapbox message board asking for help in trying to get his picture off your site
(LOL!) anyway, I was willing to try to do a WHOIS search etc etc and identify
your server Enom.com until I read his e-mails. I thought you might get some
satisfaction (maybe) from the fact he seems to have no idea what to do.
This is, I believe, the second time he's come on asking for help and after
reading his mail I'm not going to give it to him. :)
I'm afraid admin deleted it, they do strange things like that, but here's my
cache.
An amused person.
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I really don't care.
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| From: |
"Andrew Johnston" <derangeddolphin@hotmail.co*> |
| Date: |
Thu, May 18, 2006 6:53
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PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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Santa Claus in a snow storm?
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| Subject: |
Very Funny |
| From: |
"Andrew Johnston" <derangeddolphin@hotmail.co*> |
| Date: |
Thu, May 18, 2006 7:10
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Hey mate,
I stumbled onto your site while I was curiously searching for Christian beliefs on
dinosaurs. I'm glad I found this instead, extremely funny stuff, kinda reminds me of
www.realultimatepower.com. One of those satirical sites that people take seriously
and feed you ridiculous hate mail for you to make witty retorts.
"This little site of yours, it has got to be a joke site right??"
"It's as real as God."
That has to be one of the best.
It's funny cause your dinosaur section was written sounding as if you were a child,
that juxtaposed with your clever and clearly mature replies to these emails should
make it obvious that this site is just for yucks.
Keep it comin', I'm loving it.
PS: Sorry about that other email, hit send accidently.
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Thanks.
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| Subject: |
True Christians |
| From: |
"Bill Glover" <glover_b@comcast.ne*> |
| Date: |
Thu, May 18, 2006 9:02
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PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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Dear Pastor Jim
I have been browsing through your wonderful site, and have learned much. You
are a true Christian! You epitomize the essence of true Christian belief.
Keep up the good work. Sadly the false believers will persecute one such as
yourself, who speaks the truth of the real bible. Be brave and know that
some of us are grateful for your good work.
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I know.
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| From: |
"travis ebner"
<traviseb11@MSN.COM> |
| Date: |
Fri, May 19, 2006 3:29
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ZEEEEEEE! hi my names jamal and im a nigger. you have a lot of anti nigger ass BS on
your site, but everyone knows that jesus was nig as well. also your theory about ape
to man is wrong, it clearly states in the bible that monkey first came from dirt the
evolved into black people then into real humans. also you stated that red lobsters
the gateway to hell, but we all know that lobsters have GOT to be the most christian
animals on the planet, if not NJ alone. it is also rumored that moses did not carry
then 10 commandments but rather lobsters instead. also another interesting rumor is
that jesus was crucufied on a piece of coral by a bunch of white supremacist
lobsters.
PS please email me back, I am very confused about the truth out there and
the bible and what your saying, im scared! and gay
buttlove
ja-the fuck-mal
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Jesus was Jewish by race and religion. He wasn't black.
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| Subject: |
You are a hero |
| From: |
"Kif Watson" <kifproductions@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Fri, May 19, 2006
11:16 pm |
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pastorjim@truechristian.com |
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Dear Pastor Jim,
You are not a hero. You are in fact only an ignorant
bigot, who was spoon-fed this racist bullshit by your
backwards-ass parents. Not only was I offended by all
of you’re website but especially the section on
Mormons. Mormons are not polygamists with ten children
in their family, living in a small single-room house,
being run like an orphanage. I'd know this because I
am a Mormon myself. I live in Utah in a Mormon
community. I live in a 2,500 square-foot 3-story home
with only two other siblings, you only think that
mainstream Mormons are what you describe them as.
Because of all the media coverage of the off shoots of
the original church (namely the fundamentalist latter
day saints) THEY are polygamists. Not us. The Mormon
Church condemned polygamy in 1890, that was over one
hundred years ago. Today in the church if you take
more than one wife, you are ex-communicated. You also
don't call us true-Christians, we believe in
fundamental Christian values, same as you. But you, my
friend, are not a true Christian. No god would ever
advocate this kind of bigotry, if he were truly all
wise and all knowing. One day you will have to stand
before god, and be judged on your actions in this
mortal life. This E-Mail probably won't change your
mind about your racist views. I hope someday someone
kicks your ass, and I'm there to see it your
over-prejudice bastard. My question for you, is that
you call yourself Christian but you infect are not
very Christ-like. Do you have the gull to say that
Christ himself would advocate racism and hate?
Do unto others…. You sick bastard.
Oh, and by the way the word MORON is spelled with like
that that. Not Moran dumbass. Just goes to show your
downright ignorance.
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You're an idiot.
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(no subject) |
| From: |
RiGz1213@aol.co* |
| Date: |
Fri, May 19, 2006
11:17 pm |
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Are you sure? I exist you know.
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| Subject: |
I Love your site |
| From: |
"aaron smith" <cat_stevens@sbcglobal.ne*> |
| Date: |
Sat, May 20, 2006 1:49
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well I have to hand it to you guys this site is way better the godhatesfags site and
also the foxnews site. Myself and my family have really enjoyed visiting this site,
and my 9 children love reading the bible stories on a sunday afternoon. We really
enjoy you very candid and real dissusion about damn liberals and their hogwash and
science and how its just dumb hogwash I dont need any information other than what my
bible tells me -well I wish you all well and to quote a great man (Sean Hannity) YOU
ARE A GREAT AMERICAN.......
P.S. sorry for any mis-spellings I'm a republican
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I understand. Thanks.
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| Subject: |
Atheist = evil?? |
| From: |
"Jesse Harris" <grand_master_flip@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Sat, May 20, 2006 4:29
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good day to you. i find it odd, that one religion can judge the rest of the world.
and everyone in it. this is not hate mail. i dont hate god. i beleive in god. do
i go to church? no. why? becuas ei beleive what i want to believe becuas ei think,
that theres more to life than dedicating it to worshipping god.
I pray somtimes, not for help, but guidence with myself, and i have been answered
before in my dreams, and i beleive he talks to me, but he does not show him self to
me as somone who requires any kind of thanks for what he has done for mankind. A
being as powerful and great as he, would not require such praise for his actions. he
tells me,theres no need to do what anyone else says is right or wrong, belive what
you will, and if your heart is open to me, then you'll be guided on the right path,
because its your choice. and god tells me he wants us all to enjoy lifes gifts, his
gifts, freedom, fun, happiness. love, sorrow and all the flavors of life. he makes
me think of it this way;
If i died, and was a great king, i would not want the men of my country to come and
pray by my grave everyday, i would want them to be waking up everymorning happy, and
enjoying there life, becuase the one thing in life that is deffinate, is nothing is
deffinate, including life. so to enjoy it to the fullest, is what god tells me.
and i dont go to church to believe what the bible says. i just have my belifs and
god says its ok. so i only wanted to express myself. and again, this is not hate
mail, but you do come across very strong, too strong about your messages... we are
not all bad people. unless sex before marriage means i worship satan.then, crap, i
guess im going to hell...Test your trivia skills! Play MSN World Tour today!
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| From: |
"Arnold" <ad1234@charter.net> |
| Date: |
Sat, May 20, 2006 6:54
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What?
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Hi ---neat site... |
| From: |
Writeheretoday@wmconnect.com |
| Date: |
Sun, May 21, 2006 8:52
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| To: |
PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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I no longer do web-links on this website. I'm all over
Google now.
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| Subject: |
Hello... |
| From: |
"Tooma, Julian" <ToomaJ@sagehillschool.org> |
| Date: |
Mon, May 22, 2006
12:46 am |
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PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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Pastor Jim,
I stumbled across your website and browsed around when I found the cartoon of a
lobster where it said "Eat lobster and satan wins." I am a 17 year old Seventh-Day
Adventist living in California, and I was wondering what type of Christian you were.
Up until now, I havent found too many christians that follow the eating laws that us
SDA's follow. Please let me know as I am interested in your views.
Keep spreading the good word.
Peace,
Julian Tooma
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I'm a real Christian since I said so.
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| Subject: |
Link Request at
http://www.truechristian.com/links.html |
| From: |
"Shawn" <shawn@123greetings.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, May 22, 2006 7:00
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I'm not going to make your website popular for free.
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You are in a lot of
trouble. |
| From: |
"Keenowe's Back" <keenowe_is_back@hotmail.co.uk> |
| Date: |
Mon, May 22, 2006 1:19
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| To: |
pastorjim@truechristian.com |
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I just wanted to let you know that I am only 15 years of age. Putting a
photograph of a child, without his/her permission, on a website is a serious
crime. If you do not remove the photograph I swear I will report you to the
Police. I suggest you make the right move. Oh and by the way, sending death
threats are only illegal if its possible to carry out the threat or if the
threat isnt sarcastic. I could even get you accused of paedophilia.
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You said you were going to murder people, including me.
You also posted your picture online. How is that my fault?
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| From: |
"Daniel Vladu"
<halomega3000@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, May 22, 2006 7:17
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PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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I am not sure how to view you're site. I believe that you are in fact are an atheist
who is mocking the Bible for all its inconsistencies, but some of your comments seem
to contradict that. Can you please make this clear to me with a response? I look
forward to being bashed if that is your intent.
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I'm more honest in my e-mail responses.
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| Subject: |
A Disgruntled
Christian Sailor |
| From: |
"Robert Mack" <robertjmack@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Mon, May 22, 2006
11:04 pm |
| To: |
PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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As a sailor far from home, reading this site makes me, even more so, question my
faith. I have loved God as much as I possibly can, struggled, and regained.
When I see this site, and see your cheap-religious entertainment, I wonder, is this
what Christianity is? But then I realize, that this is you, not God. Christianity is
on a decline in which this site goes to prove. But God is not. His love and
everlasting forgiveness spans across the sins of time.
V/R
Robert J. Mack
United States Navy
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God and the voices in your head are the same. Quit talking
to yourself.
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| Subject: |
Hi Pastor Jim! |
| From: |
"Holly B" <holly.b.love@gmail.co*> |
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Tue, May
23, 2006 12:20 am |
| To: |
pastorjim@truechristian.com |
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I always thought Martha Stweart was my hero. Now she has competition. Your
site is beautiful, my colon is forever greatful with laughter. Well, since
I live with my Boyfriend out of wedlock, I'll be going to hell!! See you
there :)
Holly
PS- I'll bake oatmeal cookies for the trip.
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| Subject: |
A Most Amusing Web
Site!!! |
| From: |
"Night Owl"
<gerald1951@sbcglobal.ne*> |
| Date: |
Tue, May 23, 2006 9:54
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PastorJim@truechristian.com |
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Good morning Pastor Jim.
Well, I must say, that your web site at http://www.truechristian.com/
has got to be the funniest web site I have ever seen!!!
I've been quite literally rolling on the floor and laughing my big fat ass
off!!!
It's the best satire I have ever seen of a Christian Funny-mentalists web
site!
It exposes just how stupid and racists Christian Funny-mentalists really
are!
Imagine seriously believing that the Earth is flat, or the racist reference
to
blacks as niggers, or the Native Americans as forest niggers.
Yeah, this really shows how ridicules red-neck Christian Funny-mentalists
can be!
That is why I've been converting to Judaism. The more I study Judaism, the
more it makes sense to me. Judaism is not based on faith or belief, but on
knowledge and logic.
I don't BELIEVE there's a God, or have FAITH that there is a God. I KNOW
that
there is a God, and I know that God loves me just as I am.
God does not care if you're black or white, tall or short, skinny or fat
like me.
He loves all of us just as we are.
But the Christian Funny-mentalists are so full of hate.
Back in the times of the Roman Occupation of Israel, thousands of Jews were
crucified on crosses. It took the average Jew many days to die a very slow
and
painful death.
But when Jesus was crucified, it only took him three hours before he died!
That
is because he was a weak limp-wristed faggot!
The Jeezer was a wuss, and his 12 Apostles were all light in the loafers!
Once again, thanks for putting up such an amusing web site!
It is soooooooooooo funny!!!
Shalom!
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Thanks!
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| Subject: |
A question about your
site... |
| From: |
"Joseph Neigh"
<joejumps4fun@yahoo.com> |
| Date: |
Tue, May 23, 2006
10:38 am |
| To: |
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Dear Jim,
I am just wondering why you have those "racist videos" on your website. Do you
support racism? I think any "true" Christian would disapprove of this material
because I certainly know that Jesus doesn't approve of that! Please explaint to
me your position on these videos showing on your website.
In Christ,
Joe
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The videos aren't really racist. The idea is to show the
extreme version of racism and how silly and funny that is. I know a really good
website that does that with Christianity but I'm not telling you where it is.
Guess.
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| Subject: |
Evil Christian |
| From: |
"Ro De" <samhainsis@hotmail.com> |
| Date: |
Wed, May 24, 2006
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--They are all atheists. Hairy, smelly, filthy communists who are on a
crusade against God. They are all damned for going against His Word.---
That a very powerful invocation..your speachcraft is next to non...
I could only read it thrice, it started to hurt my heart deep in my chest.
you are weak in spirit and lack understanding, empathy and compation...you
so called pastor.
If you are a real pastor I bet your the kind they call sticky fingers...or
mabe even "Pastor BAD touch"
I understand everyone has the right to an opinion and that is all you have
said....
but then again, that is all I have as well
If you are so smart why dont you educate us all... or mabe you might learn
somthing..
http://samhainsis.blogspot.com/
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"That a very powerful invocation..your speachcraft is
next to non..."
Unlike your spelling.
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"Liz
Cowley" <liz8905@hotmail.co.uk> |
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If, as you state, science is 'Satan's religion', I do assume that you're somehow
managing to maintain your website through something other than the use of a computer
which is, as I expect you know, a product of science. And I assume you also buy
un-pasteurised milk and so forth.
Don't forget, next time you injure yourself or incur some life-threatening disease,
you can't go to the hospital either, or even buy antibiotics, because as we know
these are products of SCIENCE and SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY and you're completely against
that Satanistic brand of pure evil.
You are a walking advert for abortion.
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"than the use of a computer
which is, as I expect you know, a product of science"
It isn't a product of science. Science doesn't produce
anything.
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"Joshua Davis" <sunstreamgrafix@yahoo.com> |
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Pastor Jim
Intersting website you have. I respect your views, as God gives everyone freedom to
do whatever they want, even tho it might in our or his best interests. I do have a
few questions for you tho
-Why is everyone excecpt for whites is unchristain? Is it because according to
Darwins Theory of Evolution blacks and other colored people are closer to the ape?
-Do you think that Jesus was born to a semitic person?
-How can you propogate hate when the Bible says this "Matthew 5:44 But I tell you:
Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you."
-If a non-white person prays the sinners prayer will they still be able to go to
Heaven?
Also that thing you've about masturabtion is 99% true. All these ailments can come
from over masturbation, or an addiction to masturbation. I personaly think that
masturbation is okay, as long as you aren't lusting, and it's not an addiction.
Have a good day
JD
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You're wrong.
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Hi |
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stillmetoahat@aol.com |
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Thu, May 25, 2006
11:41 pm |
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Hi,
I came across your website, and I find it very incorrect. You make christens look
very bad. You make me what you dis-like you guys. I think you need to see a
doctor about you condition..... really, I and many a people think you are
mentally insane. What you are saying makes no sense. Whats wrong with being gay?
What... does god really hate people when they are happy? I was not warned when
entering this web-site. Please email me back. I think your website is really
screwed up and it makes no sense. Why isn't the world round? We have plain
proof.You are very ignorant...
- Bianca
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"What... does god really hate people when they
are happy?"
Some people are happy when they murder people.
"Why isn't the world round?"
Since the Bible says it's a circle with four corners.
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| From: |
"Ryan Ehlenhalf" <cloakofnettles@hotmail.com> |
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Fri, May 26, 2006 8:46
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Dear Pastor Jim:
Before I start this, you should know something. I'm a gay teenager. I listen
to rock and I play Neverwinter Nights (not online, though, which is where
the Kinky Kingdoms server is--more on that later). I've been with my
boyfriend for five years. Despite what you say on your page "Christian
Love", I do love him, very much, and the feeling is mutual. We've been with
each other through depression, death, and cancer. However, we haven't slept
with each other yet, so according to Leviticus, which you quote all the
time, we're not fit to be fried yet. And no, neither of us have AIDS--both
of us donated blood to the American Red Cross last month and it was
accepted.
I'm going to be as civil as possible in this e-mail. To quote what you
would, "Pleasing words are a honeycomb, sweet to the taste and healthful to
the body"--Proverbs 16:24. To quote what I will: "Speak softly but carry a
big stick"--Theodore Roosevelt.
All right, let's go.
I am not an atheist, and I don't consider myself agnostic. I believe that
there is something out there, something that created the universe, but it's
beyond human comprehension, and I choose not to delve too much deeper. I
know that this mentality does not work for some people, who need the divine
or inexplicable to be close or understandable. Cue religion: attempts to
explain how the world works, how everything came to be. I can respect that,
and I try to be as open-minded as possible for people who will return the
favor.
You, however...you've lost my last bit of respect for fundamentalist
Christianity.
Have you ever read the book "Carrie", by Stephen King? Carrie is basically
tortured by her mother, who is a zealot of the worst kind--locks her in a
closet, blames her for everything from developing breasts to having original
ideas, and finally, in her last stage of insanity, kills her.
Never thought I'd say this, but you're worse.
I feel very sorry for your family, especially your daughter. I've seen the
cruelty of teenage girls to other kids who aren't "normal"...and a girl who
gets locked up by her father for half a month is NOT going to be treated
very nicely. If your daughter is ever depressed, or afraid to go to school,
or anything like that, you'll know you're at least part of the problem.
Speaking of which, imprisoning your wife and daughter in cages for half the
month is felony confinement, mental cruelty, and child/spousal abuse. Don't
believe me? Read this article:
http://toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050914/NEWS03/509140459/-1/NEWS
Now, let's see. What else do I find extremely cruel...ah, yes. Your position
on rape. So, you would want your daughter to be trapped in a house with a
rapist? Of course! The Bible says it, and it's an ancient authority! Know
what else is an ancient authority? The Code of Hammurabi:
"If a woman hates her husband and says to him, You cannot be with me, the
authorities in her district will investigate the case. If she has been
chaste and without fault, even though her husband has neglected or belittled
her, she will be held innocent and may return to her father's house."
So, marry your daughter to a rapist and then let her come home. Better than
what you say now.
And now, Neverwinter Nights: Neverwinter Nights is a game. A video game. A
way for people to be distracted. It's fun, and it's challenging, and it has
both Christian and Norse religious doctrine in it. The god "Tyr" is a
metaphor for Yahweh, and in the actual game (not in the online servers), you
have to kill a woman who brought about the deaths of thousands after she
turned away from Tyr/Yahweh.
One last thing: Christianity is an ancient religion. It was created in a
warring world different from ours, in a different climate, with different
people. Following scripture to the letter is not possible in this modern
America. You try, which I suppose deserves some commendation, but I cannot
encourage you.
Thank you for your time. Please consider what I have said. I don't expect
you to change anything, but just knowing that you took the time to open your
mind--at least briefly--makes me feel a lot better about the world in
general.
Ryan.
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"I am not an atheist, and I don't consider myself
agnostic. I believe that
there is something out there, something that created the universe, but it's
beyond human comprehension, and I choose not to delve too much deeper."
Meaning your to stupid to admit that you don't believe in
God.
"Speaking of which, imprisoning your wife and daughter
in cages for half the
month is felony confinement, mental cruelty, and child/spousal abuse."
Are you saying the Bible tells people to commit crimes!?
"And now, Neverwinter Nights: Neverwinter Nights is a
game. A video game. A
way for people to be distracted. It's fun, and it's challenging, and it has
both Christian and Norse religious doctrine in it. The god "Tyr" is a
metaphor for Yahweh, and in the actual game (not in the online servers), you
have to kill a woman who brought about the deaths of thousands after she
turned away from Tyr/Yahweh."
Actually that's Selune. Tyr is a lesser god created during
the Avatar Wars 23,000 years before current game play settings.
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"jebus" <jewfollower@yahoo.com> |
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dear mr. asshole.
first off, you have reached an all time low, seriously
hun, ive never heard of someone so pethetic. the gay
community isnt even offended, because of your lack of
maturity and a life. no one values your opinions
anymore you pathetic piece of worthless, indescribable
hatred. Stop living in the 18oo's.
sincerely kelly reid.
ps. about your myth and reality, only a true gay
person would know the facts about a homosexual life,
so come on out of the closet.
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You are fighting on the wrong side
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dear mr. asshole.
first off, you have reached an all time low, seriously
hun, ive never heard of someone so pethetic. the gay
community isnt even offended, because of your lack of
maturity and a life. no one values your opinions
anymore you pathetic piece of worthless, indescribable
hatred. Stop living in the 18oo's.
sincerely kelly reid.
ps. about your myth and reality, only a true gay
person would know the facts about a homosexual life,
so come on out of the closet.
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You just sent that..
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"jebus" <jewfollower@yahoo.com> |
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and with your little email warning about hate
messages. your entire website is a display of hatred
and your insecurities. ever heard of hypocracy?
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"ever heard of hypocracy?"
No, but I have heard of 'hypocrisy', idiot.
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decency |
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"jebus" <jewfollower@yahoo.com> |
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you lack common decency, and the world along with god
find it disgusting that you feel the need to bring
people down with you.
I am generally a peacful person, but after stumbling
upon this site, i find that if i had the opportunity,
i would push you into a woodchipper, you are a selfish bastard,
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"jebus" <jewfollower@yahoo.com> |
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wow, i feel like an ass. so its all a joke?
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It's as real as god. You hardcore leftists always react
with emotion first instead of reason. That's why no one takes you seriously.
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YOU STUPID RACIST! |
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danny1987reid@alltel.net |
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Fri, May 26, 2006 9:35
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What the hell do you have against black people?! You have made this deplorable
comment about the black people, which is :We need to cleam some of those Niggers up!
They are stinking up our nation with their idiotic odor and their fart breath! You
pathetic racist bastard! I don't think you are a Christian at all. You're a
hyprocrite! I think you ought to repent of your sins and ask God for forgiveness.
You know damn well what we African Americans went through. We have been through hell
and you know it! The past was rough for us African-Americans because the whites have
lynched the black people, hung them, etc. You ought to be ashamed of yourself for
posting that hateful comment about the African-Americans. I'm black myself and I
really don't appreciate this inapt, off-the-wall, racist, and derogotory comments
that you have made. I hope you know you will have to answer for this, you
hyprocrite!
In fact, I think your website is nothing but a fake!
James Daniel Reid
danny1987reid@alltel.net
Please post this in Our Favorite E-mail section so that everyone can read it!
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"We need to cleam some of those
Niggers up!"
Wow! Those are some strong words you
racist! Why do you hate black people?
"You're a hyprocrite!"
And you're an idiot since you cant even
spell 'hypocrite'. You are a sick racist.
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YOU STUPID RACIST! |
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danny1987reid@alltel.net |
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Fri, May 26, 2006 9:35
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What the hell do you have against black people?! You have made this deplorable
comment about the black people, which is :We need to cleam some of those Niggers up!
They are stinking up our nation with their idiotic odor and their fart breath! You
pathetic racist bastard! I don't think you are a Christian at all. You're a
hyprocrite! I think you ought to repent of your sins and ask God for forgiveness.
You know damn well what we African Americans went through. We have been through hell
and you know it! The past was rough for us African-Americans because the whites have
lynched the black people, hung them, etc. You ought to be ashamed of yourself for
posting that hateful comment about the African-Americans. I'm black myself and I
really don't appreciate this inapt, off-the-wall, racist, and derogotory comments
that you have made. I hope you know you will have to answer for this, you
hyprocrite!
In fact, I think your website is nothing but a fake!
James Daniel Reid
danny1987reid@alltel.net
Please post this in Our Favorite E-mail section so that everyone can read it!
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You already sent that.
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XxbeckyxX100@aol.com |
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Sat, May 27, 2006 9:53
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hey im not american im english and i just came across your site when i was
searching for funny pictures of ugly people on google. im not here to call you
names or anything becoz every1 is intitled to an opinion and i saw the
comments u put under other peoples emails so before u comment im not bothering 2
spell properly simply becoz i cannot b bothered and its easier 2 type like
this. its taken me ages 2 work out whether this site is ur true actual feelingss
or u jst made it 2 wind every1 up which i can see is working. i avent
actually read all of your site just looked at the bits dat interested me and i found
amusing. 1. the bit bout muslims i mean ok funny drawings must ave took u a
while im sure uve herd this over and over agen but not all muslims are
terrorists i ave some gd frends who actually hate muslim terriorists. the main fing
which annoyed me on ur site was the section on rape. i know a few ppl who
ave been raped and i dnt care how strongly u believe in wot u sed bout girls
not screaming loud enough u must no that is complete crap or maybe ur abit
crazy not really sure. but i suppose u woodnt be saying that if sum1 close 2 u
got raped unles they alredy have been raped and u truly feel like that?? who
knows. and the time of the month section im guessing ur a man rite? and maybe u
dnt actually know how much girls dnt want 2 ave periods but hey its part of
life and no man will ever "keep me clean" for 7 days noo way. and while were
on that subject no man wil ever control me and they have and will continue 2
obey my demands. and gay people are so cool its unbelievable but hey fink wot
u want. i dnt even no y im bothering 2 type ne of this out coz at the end of
the day i no it wont make ne difference i jst fought i wood share my views
of life wiv u. 1 fing i do agree wiv u on is illegal immigrants pretty
annoying. im not sure if this is included in hate mail.
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"hey im not american im english"
Brush your teeth.
"becoz every1 is intitled"
You English don't speak English
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"sander van putten"
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you sure are funny... everytime i want a laugh i look at your site.... but i have
one question though... is everyone that doesn't believe in your god an asshole, or
whatever you want to call it ? please mail back so i can own you in a
disscussion....
(and please forgive me if i misspelled something because i am from the netherlands....)
(and because you are so smart... you should know about the flevo-polder which is a
piece of land we created ourselves... so the dutch play for gods :) just wanted to
say that thing before i give you my greetings)
greetings from sander
(and if you don't mail me back you are just another christian cunt that deserves to
die in his own imaginary hell)
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"you sure are funny... everytime i want a laugh i look
at your site"
Good.
"is everyone that doesn't believe in your god an
asshole, or whatever you want to call it ?"
Huh?
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"D'Arcy McDonell" <DMcDonell@lakefieldcs.on.ca> |
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Hey there faggot
as a proud catholic, I must tell you how much of a fucking idiot
you are.
You sicken me, and your a disgrace to any religious person in the
world - the mere notion you would put a website indicating who you wish to
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