Hey there... I'm not entirely sure your site is serious.  On the one hand, the
conclusions drawn from some rather extraneous and random things make me strongly
sure if you're just taking people for a ride.  For example, taking a picture of
someone whose hair has fallen out due to chemotherapy and radiation therapy and
calling her a "lesbian bitch" seems far-fetched and ridiculously ignorant.  On the
other hand, though, your site seems so well-researched that a joker must have been
truly devoted to tricking people to get this site up and running.

Anyway... I'll assume for the moment that you're serious and point out that
dictionary.com did NOT call Christians cretins.  Back in the early days, the Romans
and whatnot devised the term "Christians" as a disparaging term.  They were using it
to insult Christians.  However, Christians gladly took it as a badge of honor.  That
is how Christians are related to "cretins"--simply in that that's essentially where
the term came from.  It's a similar story to the Yankee Doodle song... The British
created it to mock Americans.  Instead, the Americans adopted it as their "war
song."  All in all, it's the same... Taking an insulting term and wearing it
proudly.

    Never mind!  I just got further into your site and discovered the satire!  Heh
heh.  You nearly got me! Good job ;)

--Oblivion Enigma

Someone just sent me a link to your website as a joke and I must say it is the
funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
Surely you are used to being told how clueless you are in your opinions about
Pagans. I am a Pagan and I do believe in God. I very much believe in God. I love God
and I know that God loves me. I do not, however, believe that God is angry, vengeful
or jealous. I do not believe that God is a male who is waiting to persecute me
because I did not believe what Pastor Jim told me to believe.
One difference between me and you is that your site uses words and phrases like
terrify people, Encourage conflicts, "Anyone who isn't with us is with the
terrorists" and the funniest and most ridiculous: You can also encourage these
beginner soldiers of Christ to hate real God-haters. Encourage your peers to
encourage agnosticism to allow them to feel higher over pagans since pagans hate
religion and spirituality. 
I am happy to know that my religion (and yes I am extremely religious and pray to
God daily) does not encourage hate, conflict or terror. We do not believe that we
are better than you (as you are clearly as self-righteous as it gets). We love the
Earth and recycle, clean highways and pick up trash off the ground behind
Christians. 
It is a shame that you truly still believe in the barbaric tool of scaring someone
to believe what you want them to. Fortunately we are more educated than you and
laugh in the face of ignorance. We are clear that love is the greatest gift from God
and we are also very well aware that there is a female aspect of the Creator which
we call the Goddess. Contrary to popular belief we believe in one Creator but we
recognize that there are male and female aspects of Creator. You are still living in
a male dominated, fearful society full of contradictions and hate which are not
promoted in my society. 
I don't understand why you feel that you have to scare and manipulate others to join
your clique. I guess that's the only way you can get people to be your friend.
Sounds like you are the terrorist.
Ha.

Nobody has it "right".  Not you, not the Catholics, or the Protestants.
Christianity is a matter of faith, and your or anyone's "interpretation"
of the Holy Scriptures is not only inherently flawed, but unbelievably
conceited.  The Bible is "God-breathed".  My personal beliefs are my
own, and I can respect the beliefs of others, and after it's all said
and done, CHRISTIANITY is the belief that Christ died for the sins of
man to grant us eternal salvation.  Any interpretation beyond that is
not all THAT important, and definitely is not so important that YOU need
to dedicate sections of a public website to sow your seeds of slander
and distaste for interpretations that are contrary to your own.  After
all, it's Christ who said, "Judge not, lest ye be judged".  So, if you
do get a chance to read this, I hope it at least makes you stop and
think.  This is not a flame or a rant, just my personal opinion.

You know, you disgust me. And I say this in love as God is in love. I am going to
pray that you repent of this stupidity before you burn. How can you even dare to say
that God isn't love? Or that Christ wasn't about love? That was His whole message.
You seem to pick and choose the verses that fit your whole idea of God and use those
to confuse people. Because, hey, we know that God is wrathful. But look at John
3:16. "For God so LOVED the world that he sent His only begotten son that whosoever
believes on Him would not perish but have everlasting life." Jesus said that. So
either you are calling Christ, the Son of an Infallible God, a liar or your message
can't stand. Why would you want to go out there and tell all those lost and confused
that the only thing God is about is wrath? I bet you are one of those that thank God
for aids and dead soldiers, aren't you. Like I said, I'll pray for you.

Wow, I actually though you were being serious on this site for a while! When I
realized you're joking and making fun of born-agains etc, this site became really
funny. Your site is hilarious; kept me laughing :]
   
  Later!
   
  Lizzy

Your site is hilarious!  I love it!!!  Some friend of my wife gave her the 
link and I just can't get enough.  But then I finally realized it wasn't a 
parody at all, you actually believe that the ratio of a circles diameter to 
it's circumference is exactly three.  Regardless of what a 2 minuite 
exercise with a tape measure might say.  Even documented, historical (not 
scientifically derived) facts such as the year of Darwin's birth and death 
seem to elude you.  But hey, this is America where you can believe what you 
want, and to me, the most basic of Christian principles is tolerance of 
others.  So keep your head up and keep writing this stuff!  It's fantastic!

hi, if your a christian and you believe in and also doing spells does that mean your
going against god?

This little site of yours, it has got to be a joke site right??

Ta ta,
~Khat

Hello...this is not hate mail because I do not hate Christians...but  don't delete
this just yet.  I myself am Wiccan...I would just like to let you know of the error
with lumping Satanism, Witchcraft and Wicca together as if they are the same.  That
is equal to sayoing Baptists Catholics and Jews are the same....In Wicca THERE IS NO
SATAN, so therefore we could not be Satanists, under the normal usage of the word. 
Wicca is a newer form of Witchcraft that became popular in the 50s...but witchraft
has been around for hundreds of years.  And a side note (Satanists DO NO worship
Satan...it is the worship of the SELF)...If you feel I am wrong, please feel free to
enlighten me...but don't hold your breath if I don't convert.  I just had to voice
my opinion as you have voiced yours.  I thank you for your time and I wish you a
long and happy life.
Blessed Be

Your website really sickens me. How can you claim to be a pastor, a "true
christian", and preach that hatred and bigotry? And when people email you, why is it
that you never seem to actually reply? Is it because you can't? You only make fun of
their spelling or other such errors in their messages? And for you to say that the
Bible can't be taken out of context, how dare you. You seem to be doing that quite a
bit. The whole message of the Bible is centered around love and you can't seem to
get that. "With what measure ye mete, so shall it be meted unto you." I know that's
not exactly, word-for-word, what that verse says, but that is pretty close. And if
the Bible is true, which you claim it is, then you are going to be judged very
harshly. I am really going to pray for your soul.
                                                                            All in
Love,
                                                                                         A
worried
christian.

A lot of the stuff is brilliant. 

Hang in there.

i am not challenging your opinion on goths, as your opinion is your own and valid.
however, you may find these corrections useful in your crusade

1. mtv don't show goth music (or any music anymore for that matter), record sales
are rarely affected by news events and the 'liberal' media often plays on the goth
culture for it's shock appeal.

2. marilyn manson doesn't make goth music and is considered by many goths to be a
bad reflection on the goth culture. rammstein are not a goth band but an industrial
metal band. elton john isn't a goth artist but a pop singer/songwriter.

3. south park revels in taking the mick out of goths so that's not gothic either.
neither's buffy, although it has some supernatural elements in it, it's a science
fiction.

4. the goth culture is not anti-christian, it is not anti anything. one of it's
major aspects is to accept anyone, despite their religion. the goths that identify
themselves as vampires are usually fantasising teenagers that grow out of goth with
puberty. wicca is not a pseudo religion, it has been around longer than christianity
and doesn't practice anythign that harms another living creature, be it animal
killings or sadomascicism. the onyl reason a wicca would be a practising homosexual
is because of the narrow-minded views of other religions.

5. again, goths are accepting people, which is why gay or bisexual people may feel
more comfortable there (there is a scientific theory that all people are bisexual
but inately choose a sexual orientation as they grow up, but that's another point).
goth is not a religion so how could 'goths' as a collective term worship anyone, and
witches don't worship pan, they worship the male and female deity.

6. goth is not a violent culture, although it is often portrayed that way. i myself
and many of my friends are pacifists. moshing is not the same as 'slam dancing'.
moshing is jumping and slamming is, well, slamming. most venues ban the use of drugs
and won't let anyone they believe to be under the influence of drugs remain in the
building. blood drinking is only engaged in as the satanic ritual of binding, not
linked in anyway to goth. incidently, many wiccans and satanists despise goths as
they feel some may be using the imagery incorrectly. the culture of violence is also
exposed to everyone, not just goths.

7. goths is not a style of dress and fe goths would be stupid enough, even if they
dress 'goth' to wear a heavy trench coat in wilting temperatures. gothic clothing is
also available in many other colours apart from black, including white, so summer
doesn't have to pose a problem. but, as i said, it hardly matters considering what
you wear doesn't determine whether youa re a goth or not. i have also seen many
people wearing black trenchcoats with dyed hair and piercings that are certainly not
goth. it's all stereotyping you see..........

8. in regards to the 'signs you teenager...' section the folowing statements could
be applicable to a vast majority of teenagers and people in general; piercings or
tattoos, rock t-shirts, 'hangs out' with new friends, deamnds privacy, shows
diminished interest in 'wholesome' activites (although the amount of corruption in
sport these days, i wonder why you gave that as an example), takes drugs, stays up
late, watches cable, complains of physical ailments (have you never had a
headache?), is secretive, spends time alone, spends time with people you don't know,
misbehaves in school, forgets to do chores (the drug-taking was a little
judgemental, they could just be lazy), hear's music (can be linked to hearing
damaged that can be caused by anything from drilling to shrill whistling), uses a
computer of the internet (how did yous et up your website if you didn't have the
internet?), 
plays video or role playing games, read science fiction/fantasy books, writes a
diary, has paraniod fantasies, pursues cults (buddhism, by the way is the most
clean-living, non violent religion int he world. your child should be safe there),
spends time with friends without an adult,sleeps/eats too much/too little, looks at
pornogrpahy (it's human anture to be interested in sex), is homosexual, bisexual or
pansexual, leaves drug paraphanalia around the house, eats goth-related food (i am
curious as to how a food is goth), mocks authority figures, dances to music and
behaves in an alarming way.

9. none of the things pointed out in that section would make a person a goth. i
think that you need to understand properly what a goth is before you start tryign to
purify them, as you quite obviously have no idea.

10. christians can be goth. the greenbelt christian festival in england is a
christian arts festival that celebrates artistic movments, including goth. there is
also a chursh in york, england called the vision that is based upon 80's club
culture and the goth culture in an attempt to interest young people. there are also
amny other goth services and goth churches and pastors dotted around the world.
also, how can a website be evil? you amy believe the people that wrote it are evil
but that actual html is not evil.

11. rock and roll is not evil. rock and roll doesn't exist anymore, it has been
replaced by a host of other genres that in term will be replaced in the next
generation. it also is a lot more 'wholesome' (to use your word) that much of the
mainstream music available today. 

12. goths do not have an obsession with death, they just accept it as a part of
life, as jesus did when he died for all his followers sins.

13. you made a very grave mistake in insinuating that goths, homosexuals and wiccans
should be burned. this can be percieved as a direct threat and could land you in
court.

now for my own person bit-you obviously, as i've said before, have no idea what you
are talking about. you may feel these things are evil, so you want to fight them,
that's understandble. but they are not goth! you are, quite simply, blissfully
ignorant and are dragging others dwon in your ignorance.

i also think that people like you have too high an opinion of yourselves and just
assume that everyone else has to agree with you. it's arrogant and narrow minded and
extemists like you are what's causing a majority of the worlds problems.

thank you for your time and i hope i've cleared a few things up for you.

p.s. please post this on your website as an antidote to your untruths. 

Hi Pastor Jim,
   
  I browsed through some of the pages on your website and I have some comments.  I'd
probably have more if I looked at everything but found it unnecessary.
   
  It seems clear you do not understand what Jesus preaches.  We are not under the
Law of the Old Testament, though certain principles still apply.  For example, God
told Peter that all food is clean so lobster is okay.  Also, in the New Testament,
Jesus teaches Christians to love others, to preach the word to them so that they
can repent and receive grace and become Christians; he doesn't say to kill those
who do not belong to the same faith.  In fact, he says to love your enemies and
that hating someone is the equivalent of murder (on a spiritual, not physical,
level of course).  Even from reading your website, I can tell you are a very
hateful and antagonistic person.  How can you call yourself a True Christian and
miss the most obvious of Jesus's points: love.
   
  I actually did a Google search to find a certain passage about rape and that's how
I came across your site.  I don't think you're representing those particular
passages on that page correctly.  Where does the Bible actually say that it's OK
to rape?  It never does!  It's a sin!  Those passages about war were for that
culture only in Old Testament, not New Testament, times (see above), and it never
says that raping women in war is OK, only taking them as wives.  If Israelites
take them as wives, they must treat them as wives and not abuse them.
   
  Another thing is science is not for idiots.  On the contrary, I think the wisest
people are those that can embrace Christianity and science in the search for truth
and those that embrace only one or the other are narrow-minded.  Indeed,
Christianity and science bolster each other in many instances.  You can read The
Case for a Creator by Lee Strobel, which talks about how science has revealed
evidences for God.  Science is basically finding out about the natural world; I
don't see how that can be evil, to find out how the world that God created works. 
Saying science is evil is like saying, for example, that the law of gravity is
evil, which is just absurd.  God created the laws of nature.  He also created
humans with the intellect and curiosity to discover and apply those laws.
   
  Also, just because something is not addressed in the Bible doesn't mean it's
fallacy.  Referring back to the example of gravity, we observe that when people
jump, they fall back down.  How is that fallacy?  The Bible makes it clear it's
not a comprehensive book of the world.  It only speaks of God's will and desire
for us.  It doesn't talk about the existence of computers because they never
existed then, but you obviously believe that computers exist, or you wouldn't have
this website up.  Likewise, how can DNA be fallacy?  It simply wasn't discovered
then, nor is it directly applicable to God's law.  However, it is certainly
indirectly related to God's law as the Bible says he created everything, and the
structure of and coding within DNA speaks of God's inimitable intelligence. 
Really, if God explained DNA to the people of biblical times, would they really
understand?  Probably not, they're too busy trying to survive--to raise crops and
livestock, and to battle with
 enemies.  I do, however, agree with you (at least loosely) on the evolution part. 
I've only read that part where you have DNA and evolution are fallacy, so I can't
say if I necessarily agree on all specifics.  Macroevolution is fallacy, but
microevolution is real and observed and is explicable with the use of DNA.
   
  I hope I've helped you to understand a few things about God and his word.
   
  VL
   
  P.S. How ironic, you spelt "morans" wrong in "Atheists are morans".

Women are in every way equal to men, not property of a man. For a long time the
world has been ruled by man, and look were it has got us. You are weak, I can tell
because you are putting women down to feel better about your self. The weak are
cruel; the strong have no need to be. You do sound hateful, and may turn people away
from God rather than bring people to God. I do not believe that you are truly
Christian. I wear black every day and have piercings, and designing a tattoo for
myself. I have rock posters, Nightwish is my favorite band. I like my privacy and
alone time (a lot), and stay up late. Your web site was ON the internet, and play
role playing games. Science fiction and fantasy are my favorite kinds of books.
Parents sometimes spy on kids, and encouraging them to read my diary is wrong. I’ve
said I was Goth before, but I am not a witch. I dance all the time and I don’t want
to be around an adult every time I want to hang out with my friends. 
I hope you are not too weak of a man to right back.

Interesting site.  I like your commitment to freedom of speech.  Just 
curious; who does get into heaven?  And if I may be so bold as to suggest 
that God is omnipotent, and omnipresent in the way that a video game 
designer would be if they had complete knowledge and control of the game you 
were playing.  You would still have free reign to do what you wanted with in 
the confines of the game, but the Game Designer would be able to interject a 
little bit of reality here and there while being aware of your every thought 
and action.  By this logic you get the expression "There but by the grace of 
God go I," saying that we are ALLOWED free will.

On a different tip I'd like to say that if you are the dude who is loudly 
protesting at funerals, that doing shit like that makes you a douche bag and 
terribly insensitive to the people that lost someone dear to them.  Keep it 
up and you're likely to get your ass kicked, First Amendment be damned.  If 
not then I apologize for my French.

Mike Roelofs

My friend, Ewan G Keenowe, sent me a link to your site. I viewed the Ewan G 
Keenowe section and i was surprised to find my photograph on the page 
instead of Ewan's. It's probably because he sometimes puts my picture on his 
profile to confuse people. This is what Ewan G Keenowe really looks like.

Dear Pastor Jim,
 
Oh my. How you amuse me so. I'll even keep my sentances short so hey are easily
understandable! Your idiotic rants about the stuff you believe is true in you own
little world of the OC (I bet the OC is your favorite show, though people from there
arn't really like that.There's also a girl in it who is a lesbian. I thought Orange
County was a "safe zone") Did you know that I have bread demons? I ate some for
dinner tonight. They were yummy. I am a vegetarien too. If we all were the world
would be a much better place. We'd have more energy and there would be more places
to grow food. Because the area of 
farm land we use up for animals such as cows is ALOT! We could come close to ending
world hunger if we were all vegetariens. Meat is quite bad for you. Isn't that
baaaaadddddd!!!
 
Do you like anime? I do. Shounen-ai and yaoi are my favorite stuff to watch.
Gravitation is my favorite. The main character, Shuichi wants to be a singer. He is
very close to achieveing his dream too! But one day while walking home from work at
night he meets a man on the street who says he can no write songs at all and that he
should quit. After this, even though this man was very mean he can not stop thinking
about him. He eventually finds out that his name is Eiri Yuki and that he is a
romance novelist. They eventually fall in love and start living together. And yes,
they are two guys!!!Isn't that baaaaaaaddddd!!!
 
I also like ball jointed dolls alot!!! My doll, Zadrikiel Shin is from Korea. He is
very pretty!!! He has cute school boy shorts and a little tutuu. He also has a
little Heidi skirt and I'm planning on buying him a wig with two braids.Isn't that
baaaaaaaaddddd!!! He also has long pretty black hair. Isn't that baaaaaddddd!!!
 
And today was my 16th birthday party. We(my friends and I)  went out to shop at
Trivium which is a goth/alternative store with lots of pretty clothes! Then we went
for bubble tea. Then we did kareoke. Singing is real fun!!! Music is bad isn't it?
Isn't that baaaaaaddddd!!!
 
Lastly I have to tell you about my favourite band, Malice Mizer!!! They are a visual
kei band from Japan! They arn't actually together anymore, but Mana the guitarist
insists that they are not over! Hopefully his word is true. Mana is very beautiful
and he is an idol of fashion and beauty all over the world. Alot of the time he
dresses in little poofy dresses and platforms. Or he wears a pretty long skirt. And
his hair is really long and pretty. I like boys in dresses with long hair...Isn't
that baaaaddddd!!!
 
Mwahahaha!!! You must fear me because I will sic my bread demons on you!!! Remember,
yeast is evil because spirits live in it. >_

GRRRR! Your not a Chritstian! No yura STOOPID idiot! As an atheist I am angered
sicne you don't follow what Jesus said. Don't you knewo Herby 3:16 or whatever the
verse tha pastor guy told me?! GRRRR! Your not a Chritstian! No yura STOOPID idiot!
Are you coo-coo fer coco-puffs! Har har! You are insane! INSANE YOU ARE PYSCO!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU ARE WIERDO INSANE EHEEHEHH!! As an atheist I am so mad! GRRRR!
Your not a Chritstian! No yura STOOPID idiot! once and for all. 

Hello again Pastor Jimbo!!!
 
How are you? I'm really hoping you recieved that e-mail from me the last time.

Pastor Jim:

God bless you in all you do.  I can tell from your website that you are a
good man and that you love Jesus too.

My wife and I are beside ourselves.  It's our darling Katie.  She is 18 and
the sweetest girl you ever knew.

I read on your website that one of the signs that your child is becoming
goth is that they dance to music.  My wife and I have seen Katie dancing
three times in the last six months.  The only thing is, she is not dancing
to music.  She just dances, all by herself, with no sound at all.  Should we
be worrying more than we already are?  Is Satan got our little girl by the
ruffles on her panties?  Can we save her from the clutches of the Devil and
bring her home to Jesus yet?

Please let us know as we are worried a lot about our little girl Katie.

Thank you,
David and Karen

Hey.
 I really love your site. I think it's quite clever and intelligent. I am
only hoping that i am right in thinking its satirical?
 Good luck.
Becci

Good job on creating a page on chewan keenowe. To be honest i cant stand the 
little twat, he actually thinks that im his friend. He'll probably find out 
that i cant stand his guts now but to be honest, it would be worth it.

Ok so theres this guy i know in Stockport England called keenowe, who is 
featured on this site, and he tells me to visit your site and to see his own 
section on it. However for some reason it's not his picture which is 
featured on his page, its a guy he knows called james or something. Anyway i 
just wanted to let you know.

P.S Chewan Keenowe is a complete wierdo.

My mother showed me your site on the internet and was crying and asking me
why I can't be a good christian man like you are.  I said I didn't know, but
after looking at your site I have decided to try to be good.

I am not going to smoke any more joints, at least if I can help it.  And I
am breaking up with my girlfriend Cindy too.  I know she is going to hell
and I don't want to go to hell with her, but to be in heaven with my mother
and with you and with Jesus too.

Cindy wasn't good for me anyway.  She is a cataholic and she never would
have regular sex with me.  She would never let me put it into her virgina.
She said that would be a sin.  All she wanted to do was to eat me like I was
some kind of regular buffet.  And sometimes she wanted me to use the
backdoor like I was just so much white trash looking for a handout or a
little work of something.  A man gets tired of getting treated badly, even
if she does have great tits.  She makes me think of that whore in Babylong
the preacher at my mother's church was yelling about this morning.  I'm not
sure where old Babylong is but I know what a whore is for sure and Cindy is
one.  That's why I'm giving her up for Jesus.  I just hope I can figure out
what to do when I get really horny cause since I started with Cindy I
haven't had a chance to get horny.

Pastor Jim, I told my mother I would send you an email and get you to pray
for my wicket soul.  I hope you will and just remember I love Jesus now.

Pablo

Is dis a parody ha-ha site?! I'm not laughng you meanie! I'm crying for your
soul!!!! As an atheist I hate you cuz you are hateful! Didn't Jesus say something in
da Bible about something? I don't need to post da bbible verse cuz I dun read da
bible, it got to much words fer mes! Is dis a parody ha-ha site?! I'm not laughng
you meanie! I'm crying for your soul!!!! Let you who has no sin cast the first
stone. You sure were casting a lot of stones there! As an atheist I am so mad! Is
dis a parody ha-ha site?! I'm not laughng you meanie! I'm crying for your soul!!!!
once and for all.  Is dis a parody ha-ha site?! I'm not laughng you meanie! I'm
crying for your soul!!!! Even I know your stupid and I hate you so much sicne you
say the racist word and you have penis on kiddie page. I'll pray for you. I hope you
die and go to Hell forever. I'll pray for you. I'm not hateful. you are. I hate you.

are you on drugs? is this whole site a joke? cuz if it isn't, you need some 
serious help, i mean, i've heard of zealots, but you could put the suicide 
bombers to shame, get some help, please

 Alright. Keenowe is one of ma best mates but thats not his piccy, it's someone else
i know, dont make much sense to me ah well cheers an all dat. 

First off, could you please censor my name and email address if you are going to put
this email up on your site? 


I found your site through one of my friends and I spent the rest of the day rolling
on the floor laughing from it.  Then I discovered the emails that people have
written in and laughed even harder.  How can people honestly miss the down right and
blaring sarcasm?  As an atheist, I'm apparently going to be going to hell, but I'll
see you there!

I freakin' love you guys. You're awesome. You completely take things out of 
conduct and exaggerate it to no extent and then watch as Christians get all 
pissed off over it. Haha. <3

Pastor Jim,
                   I was recently sent a link to your website from my mother, who
feeds into my ongoing quest for knowledge and my lack of
spirituality.  The bible itself has always been of interest to me
although due to my logical thinking and inability to believe in
what I can not see or prove I can't bring myself to believe
everything or even a majority of what is written.  Let me give
you a little background on myself before going into a shpeel.  My
mother was raised lutheran but never really got into her beliefs
nor did she practice her religion.  My father was raised catholic
but if you knew my bloodline on that side you'd see hypocrasy at
its finest.  So I was born out of wed lock then my parents were
married followed by my younger and now heroin addicted brother. 
Religion didn't play a part of my childhood it wasn't brought up
and short of the occasional "Jesus Christ Jennelle, what did ya
do that for?", I wasn't exposed to God Jesus or even a bible
until my
 teenage years.  As a teeneger, I was punished twice by way of religion.  The first
was Mom's ideal punishment for something I honestly don't remember, but , my
punishment was to read the entire bible.  I didn't read but two pages before
tormenting my Mother till the point of exploding followed by telling me not to read
the bible and mentioning I was going to hell anyways.  My second punishment wasn't
really a punishment at all.  I was forced to attend a unitarian church for about
two months.  That was just a social gathering for me and it was better than being
at home.  So in between my hellian teenage years and now,  I have seen it all which
makes me have even less faith than what I was born with.  I've seen about four of
my close relatives die all by things caused by their own doing, drug overdoses etc.
 I had my first child with my first true love and he ended up being the biggest
mistake of my life.  Our marriage plans and the hopes of spending my life with him
went
 out the door when he snorted his first line of heroin on my sons first birthday.  I
didn't find out I was sleeping next to a herion addict until my brother dimed him
out due to some sort of botched drug deal between the two of them.  I'm not
forgetting my flaws, I've done some wrong but considering where I came from and who
I associated with I think I was an angel and still am.   So now I'm all grown up. 
I have two children out of wed lock, I live with my fiance',  I push for marriage
he's scared to pieces although neither one of us is going anywhere and all future
plans include one another.  He raises my son as his own and he is the father of my
little girl.  Now with all the dissapointment I have dealt with in my life I ask
why?   I work, take care of my kids and that's about all my life consists of.  Why
do I have such torment in my life?  And to top it all off I struggle on a regular
basis about what I should do religion -wise for my children.  I wonder if my life
 would have been different had I believed in something or anything growing up and if
it will help my children.  I come from a long line of addicts and convicts, and
sometimes I just wonder if I am really just living a life of eternal damnation, and
if that is the case would exposing my children to God spare them the same torment
and end this horrible cycle.  Every member of my family is either in recovery,
still using, or in prison.  Sounds to me like a cursed family, although I don't
know how in the world I managed to escape all their B.S.  I am just forced to deal
with them and the drama they cause in my life.  So I guess what I am asking of you
is a little guidance.  I can't force myself to believe because of my logical ways. 
I don't even know what I believe.  I have an interest and that's it.  Is that how
people get started or am I just curious?  Is it wrong to take my kids to church in
hope that it inspires them even though I myself am not inspired?  Do I encourage
 them to believe in something that I can't even force or talk myself into believing?
 Some input would be greatly appreciated.  I hope to hear from you soon.
                                                                   Thank you,
   
                                                                    Jennelle  
   

Hey Jim,

I just recently viewed you're Ari Shaffir videos. I was laughing so hard, I 
thought my chest was going to collapse and crush my internal organs. Kudos 
to you on a job well done.

By the way, I found these jokes while browsing the Internet and I hope you 
like them:

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Ever hear about the nigger with diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.

What do you call a fat Chink?
A "Chunk".

Have a nice day.

If this is a joke, kudos.

If this is serious, I hope you die a slow and painful death at your  
God's hand.

Ok so you have two children?  Imagine one of them was gay.  Now imagine that 
child in hell.

unlucky

AND you elected an idiot!

AND you couldn't even give the death penalty to one of the guys who helped 
blow your shit up!

NICE WORK!

9/11 forever! lest we forget :D

And you call us (atheists) the hateful ones. WOW!
Last I knew, god (lower case) is loving, not hateful.
And by the way, I am a good person with high morals
that doesn't screw people over. Your stereotyping and
close mindedness will definitely play against your
salvation on judgment day.

p.s. look up the definition of communist. it has
nothing to do with lack of belief in religion.

Hello Paster Jim, I was just writing to say that I saw your site and I love
it. I spent nearly and hour ferishly masturbating to your ways to fight
satan. I found your jovial cause to be a time consuming and quite obviously
far too retarted to ever come close to the reality of the shituation. I have
attached a picture of myself doing my absolute favorite thing in the world.
Gibber Jabber... the devil.




If that video isn't enough for you to understand why you guys are so jokes
then you should return emails/send flowers to
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i try to not be judgemental of other peoples beliefs but you are ridiculous. 
i read your page on atheists and i have concluded that you are a moron.

"God is real. We know he is real since we call him God with a capital "G" -- 
that proves it right there."
-Santa Claus is spelled with caps too, but the caps theory doesnt apply to 
him i guess.

"Atheists are all anarchist who hate everything and everyone. All atheists 
are out to forcibly remove God from the world and take Him out of the 
History of His Earth."
- That may be true for a select few, but all atheism is, is not beleiving in 
god. i dont beleive in anarchy, i dont hate everything, and i have never 
tried to convince someone that god isnt real, thats their opinion and they 
are entitled to beleive what they want.

"They are demons, meaning they are slaves to Satan. Since of this they don't 
think so thus have an IQ of 0"
- Pretty sure i dont have horns and tail and satan? cant say i've ever met 
the guy. oh, and an IQ of 0? really? thats just pathetic.

All i have to say about number 4 (which your dumbass put 3) is that you cant 
stereotype people like that. cause none of those apply to me so therefore 
your theory is bullshit.

"THEY ARE EVIL DEMONS! WRATHFUL AND HATEFUL NIGGER LOVERS!"
-Hateful nigger lovers? how can we hate and love? i thought we didnt have 
the capacity to love. and besides doesnt god love everyone. not just racist 
white trash?

"Firstly, I don't like how atheists use those words. They capitalize Logic 
and Reason since that's the lies they worship. We use God and Truth since 
they are things we posses and we prove this by using capital letters. 
Atheists who do the same thing are mocking Christianity."
- logic and reason...holy shit im an atheist and i didnt capitlize them. we 
dont need to mock christianity cause pathetic beings like yourself make it 
look disgusting.

i thought god was about loving and forgiveness so if you truely beleive in 
him spend some time doing that rather than feeding people your hateful 
bullshit.

sincerly adam