Hello Pastor Jim,
   
  I would just like to point out an amusing contradiction in an email sent to you by
"Casey veach" (broken_wing_angel66@yahoo.com) on March 4th that you seem to have
either missed or ignored:
   
  "What you said about goths is a bunch of bullshit. There are such things as
CHRISTIAN goths I am one. I'm a 17 year old christian goth..." 
   
  "Only wanna-be goths say their goth. If you are a true blue goth you never say
shit like that."
   
  Tee-hee. Aren't stupid people funny?

I'm not sure if your being serious about your gay ass little christian site
i saw a link for it on the amazing racist but your dumb as hell if your
serious you have absolutely no friends and no content worth reading also
your completely impatient of other peoples religions because your ignorant
and your christian meaning you dont follow in Jesus's foot steps so eat dick
and die pussy. hah you suck kill yourself.

but im not stupid, so i think your site is all bullshit! 
did you ever think that science is actully true, and the scientists have physical
documented proof? and that a paleantologist would know just a little more about
dinosaurs considering they have spent their whole lives studying them, while your
site gets its information from a CHILDREN'S COLOURING BOOK!!!!!!! (Kid Explorers
Coloring Book, www.ChristianAnswers.Net/kids -- Copyright, Eden Communications)
 
What have palaentologists got to back up their theories?? bones and other artefacts,
what have you got? a book! a book!
 
you think you are so christian by not believing science, well have you ever heard of
a man called POPE JOHN THE XXIII??? he loved God, infact there is not much more you
can love God then being the pope. he was a great man who welcomed science, and you
are just an idiot!
 
do you disbelieve all science? what about gravity? chemistry? or is it just biology?
 
so get it right,
evolution is fact - it has both physical and documented evidence of life forms
changing in earth strata ("evolving" if you will) 
and the bible is a sacred text full of rituals, prayers, ethics, miracles and
parables-NOT A HISTORY TEXT BOOK!
 
please message me back, PAUL Chat with 1000s of Sexy Singles right now right now

As much as I enjoy writing letter after letter about The true christian
Church of Christ, the fact remains that ignoring this letter can be
considered an admission of guilt on The true christian Church of Christ's
part. For the sake of review, The true christian Church of Christ's forces
often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the
unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear. However deep one delves
into the citations and footnotes of The true christian Church of Christ's
nostrums, and however poised and "mainstream" its deputies appear once
challenged, there is no way to forget that it should clarify its point so
people like you and me can tell what the heck it's talking about. Without
clarification, its memoirs sound lofty and include some emotionally charged
words but don't really seem to make any sense. The true christian Church of
Christ has planted its lackeys everywhere. You can find them in businesses,
unions, activist organizations, tax-exempt foundations, professional
societies, movies, schools, churches, and so on. Not only does this
subversive approach enhance The true christian Church of Christ's ability to
destabilize society but it also provides irrefutable evidence that its
methods of interpretation are evil. They're evil because they cause global
warming; they make your teeth fall out; they give you spots; they incite
nuclear war. And, as if that weren't enough, The true christian Church of
Christ is an organization of questionable moral character. Am I aware of how
The true christian Church of Christ will react when it reads that last
sentence? Yes. Do I care? No, because its manuscripts are a load of bunk. I
use this delightfully pejorative term, "bunk" -- an alternative from the
same page of my criminal-slang lexicon would serve just as well -- because
if it isn't vile, I don't know who is.

Moving on, The true christian Church of Christ's accomplices don't represent
an ideology. They don't represent a legitimate political group of people.
They're just flat power-hungry. The true christian Church of Christ spouts a
lot of numbers whenever it wants to make a point. It then subjectively
interprets those numbers to support its smear tactics while ignoring the
fact that I can say one thing about it. It understands better than any of us
that psychological impact is paramount -- not facts, not anybody's
principles, not right and wrong. I'm not suggesting that we behave likewise.
I'm suggesting only that The true christian Church of Christ argues that its
remarks enhance performance standards, productivity, and competitiveness. To
maintain this thesis, The true christian Church of Christ naturally has had
to shovel away a mountain of evidence, which it does by the desperate
expedient of claiming that people prefer "cultural integrity" and
"multicultural sensitivity" to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to
choose their own course through life. It's somewhat tricky to rise to the
challenge of thwarting The true christian Church of Christ's maladroit
plans, especially since the media in this country tend to ignore historical
connections and are reluctant to analyze ideological positions or treat a
fringe political group seriously. What The true christian Church of Christ
is incapable of seeing is that its cheerleaders actually believe the bunkum
they're always mouthing. That's because these classes of disgusting
gutter-dwellers are idealistic, have no sense of history or human nature,
and they think that what they're doing will improve the world sooner than
you think. In reality, of course, even when the facts don't fit, The true
christian Church of Christ sometimes tries to use them anyway. It still
maintains, for instance, that we ought to worship coprophagous hatemongers
as folk heroes. The true christian Church of Christ will do everything in
its power to toss quaint concepts like decency, fairness, and rational
debate out the window. No wonder corruption is endemic to our society; if
the past is any indication of the future, The true christian Church of
Christ will once again attempt to do the devil's work.

Not to belabor the point, but for The true christian Church of Christ's
ghastly plans to succeed, it needs to "dumb down" our society. An uninformed
populace is easier to control and manipulate than an educated populace.
Faster than you can say "blepharosphincterectomy", schoolchildren will stop
being required to learn the meanings of words like "ultramicrochemistry" and
"poluphloisboiotatotic". They will be incapable of comprehending that we
must remove our chains and move towards the light. (In case you didn't
understand that analogy, the chains symbolize The true christian Church of
Christ's indecent animadversions, and the light represents the goal of
getting all of us to report as best as possible the facts and circumstances
surrounding its conceited sermons.) The true christian Church of Christ's
yes-men believe that pea-brained, mindless authoritarians are more deserving
of honor than our nation's war heroes. Although it is perhaps impossible to
change the perspective of those who have such beliefs, I wish nevertheless
to get my message about The true christian Church of Christ out to the
world.

You might think that anyone who doesn't know that The true christian Church
of Christ is self-serving must be inhabiting a different world. Well, if
that's the case, then I'm afraid The true christian Church of Christ's
lapdogs must have spent the past month on Mars. I won't mince my words: I
hate it when people get their facts wrong. For instance, whenever I hear
some corporate fat cat make noises about how The true christian Church of
Christ can convince criminals to fill out an application form before
committing a crime, I can't help but think that if one could get a Ph.D. in
Paternalism, The true christian Church of Christ would be the first in line
to have one. I am familiar with The true christian Church of Christ's goals,
I understand how it operates, I have long recognized its tactics, and I know
just about where The true christian Church of Christ now stands on the
ladder to total power. I can therefore say that, honestly, teenagers who
want to shock their parents sometimes maintain -- with a straight face --
that children don't need as much psychological attentiveness, protection,
and obedience training as the treasured household pet. Fortunately, most
parents don't fall for this fraud because they know that an armed revolt
against The true christian Church of Christ is morally justified. However, I
feel that it is not yet strategically justified.

The lockstep ideological conformity of The true christian Church of Christ's
followers and their mindless parroting of The true christian Church of
Christ's wishy-washy cliches about interdenominationalism have reached a
level of absurdity hardly matched by any historical example that comes to
mind. Think about it, and I'm sure you'll agree with me. While I claim that
The true christian Church of Christ has every right to its sniffish,
garrulous opinions, it is not interested in what is true and what is false
or in what is good and what is evil. In fact, those distinctions have no
meaning to it whatsoever. The only thing that has any meaning to The true
christian Church of Christ is wowserism. Why? This is not a question that we
should run away from. Rather, it is something that needs to be addressed
quickly and directly, because The true christian Church of Christ
maliciously defames and damagingly misrepresents everyone and everything
around it. There's a word for that: libel. The true christian Church of
Christ drops the names of famous people whenever possible. That makes it
sound smarter than it really is and obscures the fact that The true
christian Church of Christ's hariolations are destructive. They're morally
destructive, socially destructive -- even intellectually destructive. And,
as if that weren't enough, I'm not actually demanding revenge. If that fact
hurts, get over it; it's called reality. And for another dose of reality,
consider that The true christian Church of Christ argues that I am
intemperate for wanting to make this world a kinder, gentler place. I should
point out that this is almost the same argument that was made against
Copernicus and Galileo almost half a millennium ago.

Several things The true christian Church of Christ has said have brought me
to the boiling point. The statement of its that made the strongest
impression on me, however, was something to the effect of how this is the
best of all possible worlds and that it is the best of all possible
organizations. If we let The true christian Church of Christ enable
dictatorial spivs to punch above their weight, all we'll have to look
forward to in the future is a public realm devoid of culture and a narrow
and routinized professional life untouched by the highest creations of
civilization.

I am being totally serious when I say that The true christian Church of
Christ clearly believes that it's okay for it to indulge its every whim and
lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole. What kind of
Humpty-Dumpty world is it living in? The answer is quite simple. I already
listed several possibilities, but because The true christian Church of
Christ lacks the ability to remember beyond the last two seconds of its
existence, I will restate what I said before, for its sake: If you are not
smart enough to realize this, then you become the victim of your own
ignorance. It is my job -- and your job, too -- to oppose The true christian
Church of Christ and all it stands for. Although others may disagree with
that claim, few would dispute that statements like, "Whenever a
will-o'-the-wisp of pharisaism, however unreal, turns up anywhere, The true
christian Church of Christ is off at a trot" accurately express the feelings
of most of us here.

The true christian Church of Christ wants to contravene decency. Why it
wants that, I don't know, but that's what it wants. It is morally
unjustifiable for The true christian Church of Christ to use our weaknesses
to its advantage. The logical consequences of that are clear: The true
christian Church of Christ says it is within its legal right to replace
intellectual integrity with worthless sloganeering. Whether or not it indeed
has such a right, if The true christian Church of Christ had its way,
schools would teach students that the world's salvation comes from whims,
irrationality, and delusions. This is not education but indoctrination. It
prevents students from learning about how if, five years ago, I had
described an organization like The true christian Church of Christ to you
and told you that in five years, it'd disparage and ridicule our traditional
heroes and role models, you'd have thought me passive-aggressive. You'd have
laughed at me and told me it couldn't happen. So it is useful now to note
that, first, it has happened and, second, to try to understand how it
happened and how in the Old Testament, the Book of Kings relates how the
priests of Baal were slain for deceiving the people. I'm not suggesting that
there be any contemporary parallel involving The true christian Church of
Christ, but The true christian Church of Christ is locked into its present
course of destruction. It does not have the interest or the will to change
its fundamentally ridiculous litanies. If The true christian Church of
Christ is going to talk about higher standards, then it needs to live by
those higher standards. The true christian Church of Christ says that
freedom must be abolished in order for people to be more secure and
comfortable. You know, I don't think I have heard a less factually based
statement in my entire life.

I am cognizant that The true christian Church of Christ is not just corrupt,
but proud of it, but The true christian Church of Christ is absolutely
gung-ho about deconstructionism because it lacks more pressing soapbox
issues. The true christian Church of Christ is absolutely determined to
believe that doing the fashionable thing is more important than life or
liberty, and it's not about to let facts or reason get in its way.

In the end, we have to ask, "Whatever happened to good sportsmanship?" There
is widespread agreement in asking that question, but there is great
disagreement in answering it. Incendiarism can be deadly, but The true
christian Church of Christ's epigrams are much worse. What we need from The
true christian Church of Christ is fewer monologues and more dialogue. The
best example of this, culled from many, would have to be the time The true
christian Church of Christ tried to respond to this letter with hyperbolic
and uncorroborated accusations and assaults on free speech. If The true
christian Church of Christ is going to shout obscenities at passers-by, then
it should at least have the self-respect to remind itself of a few things:
First, its proposed social programs are founded on bald-faced lies. And
second, someone has to be willing to ensure that the values for which we
have labored and for which many of us have fought and sacrificed will
continue in ascendancy. Even if it's not polite to do so. Even if it hurts a
lot of people's feelings. Even if everyone else is pretending that its
debauches are the result of a high-minded urge to do sociological research.
While The true christian Church of Christ's followers employ carefully
developed psychological techniques to change this country's moral
infrastructure, its hypocrisy is transparent. Even the least discerning
among us can see right through it. In asserting that it has the mandate of
Heaven to impose a particular curriculum, vision of history, and method of
pedagogy on our school systems, it demonstrates an astounding narrowness of
vision. As I conclude this letter, let me remind you that my goal in writing
it was not only to get The true christian Church of Christ off our backs. I
sought also to use this letter as a means to follow knowledge like a sinking
star beyond the utmost bound of human thought.

I was going to question some of your beliefs and statements when I  
came across your assertions that the earth is flat and that you  
should never even touch an atheist.  Both of these are so ridiculous  
that I finally realized that this whole thing is a joke.  The movies  
are a big hint as well.  Very good, you had me going for a while.

Jerad Zimmermann

Jim, 
   
   
  Listen up, You have no room to judge others, what if I was to judge you??? You are
hypocrite. You judge other just because they don't believe EXACTLY like you!
Hello! WAKE-UP CALL!!! Get up and smell the roses because this is the 21st century
and we are in an age that Christ will come agian soon but yet you try to refrain
from helping the lost find God that is what we are supposed to do. That is what
God put us on this earth for. I suggest you restudy the bible and read between the
lines. It is obvious that you missed the train. I'm a 17 year old that lives in
Texarkana, Texas and I'm proud to say that I'm a CHRISTIAN GOTH. I go to church at
First Baptist Church Texarkana and I'm a proud mother-to-be. See what would you
say to me? That I'm going agianst God that I had premarital sex? OOOOOOOOOOOOO Big
flippin' do. I messed up, I admit to that, but you know what that mistake is about
to give me a precious baby boy, my son, Sean Michael. My fiance and I are on our
feet and
 about to graduate high school, he has a job and can support me and the baby
perfectly. So If you want to know anything else about me please feel free to
contact me or send me a message i would be delighted to clear up anything for you
Mr. Jim. 
   
   
   
  Sincerely, 
   
   
   
  Casey Kathryn 
   
   
  A Texarkana Christian Goth, Mother-to-be and Senior of Texas High. 

oh my SHUGGAR  SWEET god .....not yours! 
let me think.. you are a hilbily from a town named idiot population 1. and your
realname is  jackass!
there is no heaven or hell that you will go to after you stop living.
no god or ungod and i think that a demon or satan himself doesn't want your sick and
disturbing soul around.
the drawings on this site, did you make them? if so, we know your real age! like 4?
and the title you got, you found it in a surprise egg? 
if you were a dutch person you would get a cell sentence for this discriminating and
racist ideologies and dont forget the dildo picture in this site's kidz part!
you must be real sick you sorry ass! you're not a man, you're an "it".

before you get a weeny little man, im dutch so my english isnt that good and really
i dont give a damn.
whatever you think or say, you are a lonely soul, even when there are ppl around
you!! the only time someone stays is to guard you. and if ppl love you the got real
brainwashed by your sick thinking.

and this sentence of the 10 rules of god himself?
dutch:
Je zult de naam van de Heer, je God, niet misbruiken, want de Heer zal diegene niet
ongestraft laten, die Zijn naam misbruikt.«
english:
You shall not abuse the name of the Lord, your God, because the Lord wil punish the
person who abuses his name« like you do now.

this is the second order of 10. from god's 10 orders!
or the 8e order 
dutch:
Je zult geen valse getuigenis geven tegen je naasten« of »tegen je naaste«. 
english:
You will give no false witness against your beloved one 
so idiot uhh Jim 

you are not a gods men. more like a donkey!

so jim jimmy jim jim. get a real live and let the god "s" deal with it!

You people don't do very much research on the stuff that you want to rant and rave
about! I am pagan and I am a very respected person and not a witch. I use my gift to
help other people and not to harm them. If you did some research then you would find
that Paganism is not "Devil Worhiping", as you call it. You all judge things on the
way you want to see them. It gets old quick, and don't think for a single minute
that the government is gonna allow the witch burnings again because they aren't. If
you want to target anyone with your slander then target the true Satanist, the ones
that do worhip the devil. One more thing for me to get off of my chest, Paganism had
nothing to do with 9/11, that was all government propaganda just to get you to pay
more tax money and buy gas a t a higher price so they could keep our economy in
line. Don't go laying the blame off on people that didn't do anything to you ar
anyone else in the first place!

Since you say "God Bless America" I was wondering what you think about the America
Hating Westboro Baptist Church since they have signs saying "God Hates America,
Thank God for IED's, and Fag Troops." Since you support the American Troops, and
America, I would think that you would hate the Westboro Baptist Church...Pastor
Jim's ResponcEverything they do is Biblically accurate. I bet you cant find one
single Biblical argument against them, but hundreds supporting exactly what they
do.e:I oppose the bastards known as the Westboro Baptist Church, you are just as bad
as them. I guess you support "Death to America"...

Dear Pastor Jim,

I have read your response to my previous e-mail and initially I was 
intrigued by your comments about the Christian-furry hypocrisy. I then read 
some of the other e-mails people have sent you and there are two formats for 
these e-mails. A great majority involve you inserting your phallus into your 
own rectum or,"Fucking yourself." The others all seem to say that what you 
are doing on this site is opening up the eyes of others to the hypocrisy 
inherent in the Judeo-Christian religion. I am naturally confused by this 
and as a rational, and relatively intelligent human being I would like to 
have more information regarding your true purpose for this website before I 
form an opinion. Are you trying to expose and advertise the flaws of 
organized religion in a satirical fashion or are you simply a preacher using 
an alternate means of spreading the Bible's teachings? Either way, I will 
make no judgment and wish nothing but good things for you and your family.

Sincerely,
Adam Kelly

P.S.
That was a rather clever remark using my Native American reference against 
me. Very witty.

Man,
This is the funniest fucking shit I have ever seen. This has got to be one 
of the best parody sites out there. I can't beleive these fucking "true" 
Christians actually take this site seriously, when they probably have not 
read anything here. Thank god for stupid people. I personally like this 
reply you gave:
"Look, outside, see the trees and land? There had to be a creator. It was 
God, end of story, stop thinking you dumb bitch."

That's fucking ghetto, man. This site's the shit. Now i'm gonna go smoke a 
pound of grass and listen to G- Unit

-  Sincerely,
A really fucking devoted fan to this pimp site

Hi,

a God here.

I saw your site, and my self, its silly.

People here:
http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/forum/index.php?topic=6648.0#bot

Think so too.

Are you joking?

I DEMAND that you remove your section on furries, as it is insulting, and
degrading. you make it seem as if a large group of people (of which I happen
to be part of) should just go and hang themselves. you shouldd be fuckin'
ashamed of yourself. Beleive me, your god is frowning upon you at this very
moment, shaking his head at this senseless act of demorality.

True Christians my ASS, and the picture at the bottom of the page is calle
COSPLAY you idiot, Cosplay is short for Costume Play, and it's something
many many people do, to make themselves feel like their favorite TV show
characters, or videogame characters.

Furry society is NOT a perversion, it's simply a groups of people that like
soemthing slightly out of the norm, it's PERFECTLY normal, just like the
oedipus complex, or talking to yourself. and for your information what
you've labeled as 'anthromorphics' are called fursuiters, and it's no
different from a costume party, the reason we as a community choose to
relate to animals is because, much like the native american people, we feel
as if we all have an inner animal, and we merely express it.

our logic is most deffinately not that of a small child, because we know how
to use the internet, drive cars, and most importantly, understand that we're
clearly being insulted by your blasphemic anti-church.

the fact that we choose to embrace hermaphodites, as opposed to make them
hide their face from society is simply an open mind, and broad acceptances,
you imbicile, hermaphrodites aren't an aspect of phantasy, they're merely
people, like you or me (presuming you can call yourself a person) born with
both a penis, and a vagina.

PETA has absolutely nothing to do with furries, they're just a group of
people who see that animals are mistreated by humanity, and I agree, animals
are vastly mistreated, and nbot respected the way they should.

but there is one thing I will agree with you on... Mitch is a very disturbed
person... with a machine gun >.>;

and we're not brainwashing anyone, you make furry fandom seem like some sort
of cult. well for your information it's very clearly NOT everyone needs a
good escape from reality every now and again.

as for yiff, I have nothing to say, except this - it's no different than
what average people do, and trust me, I'd say ours is a bit MORE normal.

it shows that you're truly all insane if you support a woman who spread
fliers supporting suicide, how DARE you consider yourself a church of god?!

And burned fur was a furry support group, you foul cur, it clearly says so
on it's first paragraphon the opening page >.< to protest and speak up about
the wrongs, and support the positives, not to mention stand up against
hypocrisy

now FIRST of all, just because alot of furry fans are into bestiality, means
not that the entire fandom is into beastiality, why a good half of the
entire fandom is completely un-sexual.

and yes, you IMBECILE there are alot of christian furries, why in fact there
are many different religions that have furry followers, and by belching
insults at them aren't you making yourself impure? and I really think jesus
could care less how his people conduct sex. there is no mention of how love
should be conducted in any holy texts, and even if I'm wrong (which I may
well be, because I'm not personally a very religious person) the you've got
many civilizations to argue against. ancient japan's samurai tradition
considered it more brave to engage in sexual acts with a man than a woman,
and ancient greeks considered it perfectly fine for a man to engage in
sexual acts with another man, they considered it to be strong.

the google video doesn't seem to support your point very well, it makes me
giggle.
once again, he second google video doesn't support your hatred at all, in
fact, it's quite enjoyable. as a matter of fact NONE of those videos stand
beside you, they all stand beside US, and a few of them are quite enjoyable.
they've lifted my angered spirit, but I'm still rather upset with your
attempt to portray the people, a great deal of which are my friends, as
freaks who should be cast into the firey depths of hades, because by your
own law, those who speak ill of others deserve that fate.

Min - one really Pissed off teenage artist

  i am Rwandan boy aged for 20 years old, i am christian , here above it my picture
when i was in camp for 3 days ,we was in warship team time .
   
  i like to tell you that i am still student , i and my freind we have begin to
preach the word of God in our school but it is not easy cos it is musulms school
headmaster ; but with God we have succed .
   
  so i need to join you in christian activities 
   
  thanks and be blessed in Lord.

Jim,

Is Fred Phelps involved with the KKK or neonazis? He claims not to be,
but his attitude and actions tell a different story.

John

P.S. It's funny to read all of the e-mails you get and your responses
to them. Especially that guy Ryan Farnham wanting to become a werewolf
and take you out of the gene pool. Who peed in his gene pool? That fag
would be a queerwolf instead of a werewolf. Tell him to take the Giggle
Train. Tee-Heeeee!!!



 

Jim,

I think you're sexy! Nothing more manly than a man defending True
Christianity from all those wackos emailing you saying they want to
kill you because you believe in God and the Bible. They need to evolve,
as if that will happen since there is no "evilution"!

John


P.S. JK about the sexy thing part, but you put up an incredible defense
of the Bible. You'd make an excellent lawyer, better than Perry Mason.




 

U R ALL COMPLETE  IDIOTS! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
U DONT KNOW A THING ABOUT SCIENCE!
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"Pastor Jim",    First of all, thank you for making this website, truly it is a gem
among the various useless pages out there today, and it has brought to me more
laughter and smiles than any other literature I've read up to this present day.
Never have i seen such a powerful, brilliant and ingenious satire published online
or in text, that not only can cure my mood on a lousy day and send me to bed happy ,
but also help many realize all the faults in  Christianity and sometimes even
extinguish their fallacious and sophistic views all together. I applaud your cause
and efforts, always looking forward to your every update. I hope one day this
website will be able to reach out to further audiences and be able to touch the
minds of many more and hopefully bring to them the same joy and realistic thinking
it has brought to myself. Your creative aptness  radiates out of this work, and I
think that you should abuse this ability to the best of your capability.    Next, I
would like to make a suggestion. Recently I have been noticing lots of similarities
between the many faults of religion and patriotism. Both are fueled on a faith-based
structure, often full of suppositious facts (that have been repeated to people so
many times, they are believed to be true) and illogical trains of thought. Both
religion and patriotism seem to be making people incredibly close minded, and I
think that patriotic Americans could use the same type of reality check as
Christians received from Pastor Jim. I think that with your ability you could be
hugely successful with a patriotism satire web page and could really help clear up
the issue , but whatever you decide to do, keep up the amazing work with True
Christian!-Jade  

Hey,
I saw your site and I thought it was hilarious.... It's funny how people 
actually take your site seriously.
But what's with the abundance of dog molesters?
I'm not American, so I probably don't know much about you guys, but from the 
emails you're getting, the people visiting your site seem to be a whole load 
of Christian, gothic, beastiality-loving, crazy, swearing, weird people who 
contradict themselves every two sentences.

Anyway, your site is awesome stuff...

I can use some of those crazy bible passages against my religion teacher now 
=)
(by the way, I didn't ask to get sent to a Christian school, my whole family 
is 100% authentic ATHIEST, yay!)
Keep up the good work!


Nikki

Hello,

Are you serious with your videos? I mean, it would be acceptable if it was just as a
joke, but to be doing it in the name of Christ? C'mon, get serious. If you're views
are strictly religious, I don't see anywhere in the bible where it talks about
immigration; legal or illegal. Enough said about immigration. Now about races in
general; what happened to "Love thy neighbor"??? The KKK isn't a Christian view, it
is a White American view. And about gays. It says in the bible that marrage is to be
between a man and a woman. Fine. but gays aren't looking for marrage though church,
simply though the state.  I know that nothing can be done about your site, and your
view are your view, so I won't harrasse you about it. I would just like an
explination on what you are basing your views on. Nothing has to do anything with
Christianity on your page. Hope to hear a response.

A devout Christian,

Joel G.

I see that one of every three messages are from a disgruntled furrie.

What the hell is wrong with U.S.A.? there is some kind of "fuck-the-fox"
illness?
 In my country most people don´t even know this word, and we just say:
"bestiality" or, directly "insanity".

lol, great page Jim, can´t stop laughin. kidz page is definetly the best
part, keep it growing!

 

Superduper website.

I'm from the UK, nice to see some racist, homophobic, god-fearing christians are
still around. But seriously, those are some extremely funny cartoons in the kids
section. Creative genius to spread the..erm...message of "God" out to the younger
generation even if those flower-throwing  bastard liberals have made it 18+ only.

Praise His Venengeful GreatnessGet Hotmail, News, Sport and Entertainment from  MSN
on your mobile.

Amen Brother.  

I was widowed four years back and am looking for a new wife.  I will only marry a
woman who believes as do that women where made to be our property to b used as we
see fit.  Any suggestions on my search?

Thanks

Brian

I'm terribly disappointed that you felt that you should post my questions
rather than post AND send me a copy of the reply.

Anyway, I thought I'd do a follow-up. Maybe get some clarifications.

In reference to asking about being serious (question 1), I mean your whole
page. Part of me thinks this is such a lovely joke, but sometimes.. it seems
you get a little too serious...

In reference about killing (question 2), Doesn't the commandment of "Thou
Shall Not Kill" trump the call to kill another person? How does this work
when the Bible also says later "Thou shall not suffer a witch to live?"

In reference to copyright (question 3), I would think a man of God would
refrain from using such dirty words like "fuck." Good water cannot come from
a spring if it also has salt water.

In reference to veganism (question 4), What if I told you I'm a fury, don't
play Second Life, and I enjoy steak? How would an anathema affect your work?

In reference to dietary restrictions (question 5), Jesus never said ANYTHING
about diet. Dietary restrictions were eased and mentioned in Paul's work.
The same work that makes pork clean also makes crayfish/mollusks edible too.
Are you saying you can even pick and choose in the very same book, in the
very same paragraph?

In reference to Jesus and sexuality, (question 9), if you didn't understand,
then let me ask again, and this time read slowly. Where in the Bible does
Jesus say that homosexuals are evil, should burn in hell, and all of that?
Again, I do believe that this was mentioned in Paul's work, not Scripture.
If Jesus didn't say anything about the issue, why is it an issue? If Jesus
is God (or a part thereof) then he should also be all-knowing, and therefore
should have said something.

In reference to knowing all (question 10) I would think that a man of God
would be more versed in knowing about the current situation around him, and
therefore should either have an answer readily available, or be equipped to
formulate one on his own.

Is this a joke or are you for reals?
  Plz tell me it's a parody

Hi Jim!

Thank you for building your website - it is brilliant!

As an atheist I do not agree with anything that I've read so far on the site, but
this is a learning experience for me - and who knows there may be something there
for me yet!

I particularly enjoyed the favourite email page! boy, you really ripped apart those
people!  Oh and the kidz section! priceless! My Girlfriend wasn't so happy with it
tho!

I am not emailing you to debate over the existence of God, or the legitimacy of the
Bible as the true word of God, or any of that stuff!  That would be totally
pointless!  It is clear that nothing is going to diminish your faith in the bible as
the literal word of God, and as far as I'm concerned I couldn't care less if it did!
You believe what you believe and I'll believe in what I believe! You have faith in
the Bible being the actual word of God, and I have faith in science (I have a friend
who is currently studying Physics at Cardiff University, Wales, that hates the use
of the term faith in relation to science! but at the end of the day, at a very
fundamental level you need to have faith that you are being given the correct
evidence - I'm sure you'll agree).

Anyway, the reason I wanted to message you was just to say that I respect your
beliefs although I disagree with them! and to thank you for creating this website -
it is a real eye-opener and it will have my friends and I in serious debate over the
coming weeks.


P.S.

As I have been writing you this email I have been thinking about whether or not I -
being an atheist and all - actually do hate God!  And although I do not agree that I
out right hate god, I do think you're on to something there!  As an atheist I do not
acknowledge the existence of a God therefore it would be rediculous for me to claim
to hate him - but if my hypothesis is wrong - which I'm willing to accept is a
possiblity - and God exists and his message is the exact word of the bible then he
would be someone who I would have to disagree with!  I suppose if Satan exists too
and is on the side of religious tolerence, gender equality and the rest of that
liberal stuff then I'm on his side! It just makes sense to me! I'm sorry!

Anyway...

Keep up the good work!


Michael, Cardiff

Pastor Jim, 
   
   
  I was looking up some things the other day about what christians think about goths
and such and your site caught my eye. I'm not a goth but I'm what you call a
Juggalette or a dedicated fan of the band Insane Clown Posse, you really have some
stupid stuff on your website. The earth is flat? It is proven that the earth is
round! You are a person that I would probably be astonished that you call yourself
a christian! You have no idea what people are like under their skin. I thought
that Preps were shallow you have the most shallowest mind that I have known. If
you think for one second that you are right you need to take a step back and think
things over agian. EVERYONE SINS! Even you don't think you are perfect because
you're not, you are human and humans have flaws even if you don't want to admit
it. Jesus did die for everyone Christians were put on this earth to help the lost
find Christ NOT put them down. Its people like you that make me just want to
scream at the top of
 my lungs. I seriously think that you are on something, either that or you are just
mentally insane and need to go to an nut house. If you want to write me back I'm
always checking my email so please do send me something.
   
   
   
  Sincerely, 
   
   
  A Texarkana Juggalette 
   
  A.K.A .
   
  Zandra Oceana Starfire 
   
   
   
  P.S. Don't down Insane Clown Posse because I know that all the Juggalos and
Juggalettes will start sending you tons of mail. I'm pretty sure your kids are
messed up and wanting to rebel tell them that the Juggalos and Juggalettes will
take them in... >:)

I can't believe it I'm an idiot!...

You're just taking the piss!

Well Done! you had me hook, line and sinker for a while!

Mike, Cardiff

There are couple issues I have with your site number one, it swears.
   
  And what alarms me is your site does have real biblical verses
   
  For example Athiests are ******, what is this? 
   
  Swearing is a sin. "Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but
only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may
benefit those who listen." 1 Peter 3:10 
   
  "For, Whoever would love life and see good days must keep his tongue from evil and
his lips from deceitful speech." James 3:9-12 
   
  Ephesians 4:29
   
  James 3:9-12
   
  You have Ari Shaffir a racist on a Christian site, then you have a link that says
fighting the devil. Are you kidding me? This website's performance appears that it
cannot fight the devil.
   
  Once again I do not mean to attack you or spread hate mail, but this is my
religion, what my heart is set on, and I'm seeing it in a very demeaning manner.

When I first read the intro to your website I was first angered that you were
putting down all other religions as "wrong".  But then I took a look at your
non-christian list and was very happy to see that Satanism was not on there. I
apoligize for being judgemental. I'm just glad that there are christians out there
that understand that christianity is about believing in a God and that Satanism is
not about worshipping Satan at all, it is merely a  symbol for something deeper.
Also that we do believe in a god, and a heaven and hell, just as you do. I guess
what I'm trying to get at is thank you for restoring my faith in christians. 
   
  Thank You.

Dear Pastor Jim,

Your last response to my e-mail is all the answer I need. The site is great! 
I mean truly fantastic! I am a Christian regardless of what is shown on the 
site and I don't believe in a good portion of it but I have read the Bible 
through and through and find your way of displaying the hypocrisies rather 
hilarious. I feel it is important to be able to understand both sides of a 
belief and you have certainly brought to light the less than Christian side 
of Christianity. I only wish people would just read what you put out there 
and then look it up in the Bible themselves. If one's faith is true and 
strong then one should be able to look beyond the frankly terrible nature of 
the religion and try to make it better by NOT being too rigid and instead 
laugh it off, move on, and think for yourself. That is the biggest problem 
with the faithful today. They simply don't THINK about what they are being 
told. To all of those who actually take this site seriously, LIGHTEN UP and 
ASK QUESTIONS! Put your minister on the spot one Sunday and ask him why God 
would want us to lock up our wives and daughters during their periods. Then 
see what he/she says about that. Stop believing everything you are told. 
Have faith, but don't forget that the Bible was written by mortal men, not 
God, but mortal men. A lot was left out, and I don't really believe that God 
wants us to be the people portrayed in the Bible stories. Use the Bible not 
as a strict doctrine of living, but as a guideline for how to be a good 
person. Don't judge, be fair, and love all even if you don't understand 
them. Pastor Jim, I salute you.

Nothing but the best,
Adam Kelly

P.S.
Your time is valuable and I understand why you can't respond to my e-mails. 
Keep up the good work.

Hi.

I'm Melaney Starch and me and my husband have been married for fifteen years. 
You see, the thing is, we're faithful Christians. But, I'm the ruler of the family, 
and I believe that all men are vile sinners and men are all horrible bitches that 
wank off. Except my husband, but I know that because he is a man I must 
punish him. 

He stays at home and cooks and cleans. We will never have children because I 
do not want my filthy husband touching me and make me go to hell.

As long as my husband worships me as I worship God, he will not go to Hell. 
Your site is awesome and I love it, except for the lies about girls being "inferior." 
Strange, I thought Christianity was about men being vile, disgusting, loathesome 
sinners.

-Melaney

P.S. Don't think about mocking my grammar, for I know that it is better than 
yours (for instance, the proper possessive form of "they" is "their," not "there"). 
Of course, you would know that females tend to have a higher I.Q. because they 
don't spend their time being evil and disgusting as men do.
Erica =*

First of all I dont give a crap about gay people or devil worshiper I know 
where I stand with god. But by you saying all this stuff doseint make christens 
look bad? ive readied that god is forgiving so why must everyone die? Why cant 
they before given?

I first came across your site when I googled the "under God" controversy for 
school. As I kept looking through it everything I came across was more then 
hilarious. I kept thinking, "how can this not be a joke!?" But, I continued 
to look closer at your pages and realized that this site was a joke.
I appalled you for being able to keep people--like me--going and believeing 
that the things said on this site are real. There ARE people who think and 
talk this way, and they deserved to be mocked; they don't know that what 
they're saying makes them sound like an ignorant dumbass.
Thanks again. And you're definitely one of my new favorite people!


--Maggie

I want to buy anti-masturbation device for a female. But the link won't work. What
should I do? I want one of those casity belts that zap you if it senses you feeling
horney. 

You say that mexican immagrants are criminals, but the bible says this:
 
LEVITICUS 19
33 When an alien resides with you in your land, you shall not oppress the alien. 34
The alien who resides with you shall be to you as the citizen among you; you shall
love the alien as yourself, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord
your God.
 
Is it that you just don't like that part and choose to ignore it, or were you not
aware that this was in there too?

You know I have always loved Christ and the Lord but you are a disgrace, I bet that
you would say that Wal-Mart is evil. For crying out loud I know more about history
and Christ than you do! I'm a Christian and I'm proud of it, but you know what you
are one of these people I can see in an mental institution in your later years
screaming out that the gays are coming to get me, and they have you in a straight
jacket. Which is a bit funny if you ask me. I'm not scared of someone like you that
thinks that the world is evil and that it needs to be cleansed. People like you
really need to get a life and stop living in the past, it is called the 21st CENTURY
get out and live your life and stop judging others because all that does is get
people to hate you and want to beat the crap out of you. To tell you the truth I
hate politics and I think that all they do is try and make it to where we cannot
have any freedom. I thought that preps were stupid you are beyond them, and that's
 sad. 
   
   
  Have a nice dance in Hell my friend because that's were you are head. In the bible
it says that we are to HELP the lost not shove them further into the darkness.
   
   
  The same person,
   
   
  A Texarkana Juggalette

I just noticed something. My last message to you was pretty much pointless, sorry if
it was rude [Haha, no offense, but you get your fair share of people being rude to
you here :)]Fantastic parody site! I never noticed it at first, as I only viewed a
couple pages, but it's absolutely hilarious. I love this website, I've added it to
my bookmarks. Thanks for having it up, it's greatly funny. Keep up the good [and
hilarious] work!So offensive, it's funny- and some "Christians" really do act like
this... my aunt is one of them. :DSo, great site, I'll tell my friends.

What the in the hell is your problem dude?
   
  Okay, I can understand that you'd be against gays and gay marriage, but do you
have to make threats against them?
   
  Do you also believe in slavery? Since your precious Bible, that you obviously have
interpreted the wrong way, says that slavery is natural, then you're for it right?
   
  Did you read the new testiment? Where Jesus says the love thy neighbor? To be kind
to each other? To follow the fucking golden rule?!?
   
  You, my "friend," are a zealous and ignorant man. This is NOT how God wants you to
live your life - so full of hate instead of love and kindness. Do you listen to
God when he talks to you? You have to listen for the real answers, not the ones
you want to hear. You must listen with an open mind, an open heart, so that you
can correctly broadcast His message to the world. What you have done, sir, is born
false witness. You have lied to get your own way, to eliminate a group that you're
afraid of, only because of your own issues with your masculinity. If Jesus were to
come back within your lifetime, suffice to say you would NOT be one of the very
precious souls to enter heaven. For skewing His word, you'd be sentenced to
eternity in the hell that you yourself are making. You have dug your own grave,
and soon you shall lay in it.
   
  I feel so very sorry for your children, to have grown up in such a terrible and
restricting home, with a father who will never fully accept them, as he does not
fully accept himself. I would pray for you, but I know that you would not co-exist
in the real heaven, with people of all races, all colors, all religious beliefs,
and all sexual orientations. 
   
  May God have mercy on your soul sir.